Mad Hatter Info Request

Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Jun 1999.

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alt.ascii-art · 59 messages · 30 Jun 1999 - 19 Jul 1999

robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> 30 Jun 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
<7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> robby rat wroet:
>> >>
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
art�culo:
>> >> !&��?>>�
>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
<377...@news.stfx.ca>...
>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom
they
>> were
>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of two
>> years ago
>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time)
for
>> my new
>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
>> >> !&��?>>� >
>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
>> >> !&��?>>�
>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
compleint,
>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come first
>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
>> >> !&��?>>�
>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to
>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
>> >> !&��?>>�
>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our
>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
>> >> !&��?>>�
>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your new
>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
>> >> !&��?>>�
>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
>> >> !&��?>>�
>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
>> >> !&��?>>
>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
>> >> !&��?>>
>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
>> >> !&��?>>
>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
>> >> !&��?>>
>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that
>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
>> >> !&��?>>
>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far
>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999 compliant.
>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
>> distribution
>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving milk
>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his
>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
>> >> !&��?>>
>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb
>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange
>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
>> >> !&��?>>
>> >> !&��?>>
>> >> !&��?>>--
>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor pleasuer:
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>happy motering
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _                               _
>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis pectiur
>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
.'
>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
`-._______________________________________.'/
>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>
>> >> !&��?>
>> >>
>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>> >>
>> >> i haer its teh frist
>> >> sine of teh
>> >> apokalipse
>> >
>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>>
>> troell
>>
>> >
>> >--
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
>>                                                                ^^^^^^^
>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^
>
>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in
>ascii-art.

i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"

ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo

robby ratatt

>
>--
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]

Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson <red...@home.com.NOSPAM!!> 1 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
<rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
this is what came out:

>
>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> robby rat wroet:
>>> >>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribiï¿½ en
>artï¿½culo:
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ JoeDick wrote in message
><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom
>they
>>> were
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of two
>>> years ago
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time)
>for
>>> my new
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >number to arrive.
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >____________________________________________
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >JoeDick  mhm???
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
>compleint,
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come first
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    haev a 6 in yuore number
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    redress the descreimination against
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your new
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    to your haed
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ robby rat mhm 1x1
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>*AHEM*
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>(cough cough)
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999 compliant.
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
>>> distribution
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving milk
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>of letters over a four day period.
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>--
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>mhm15x1
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor pleasuer:
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>       1         2       3        4        5
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>happy motering
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>      (`-')                 _                               _
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>  | |_.|  | | |
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis pectiur
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   L      `--'\
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>    \         /  \
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
>.'
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ___) /\ (____`.
>`-._______________________________________.'/
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>  ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>> >>
>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>>> >>
>>> >> i haer its teh frist
>>> >> sine of teh
>>> >> apokalipse
>>> >
>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>>>
>>> troell
>>>
>>> >
>>> >--
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
>>>                                                                ^^^^^^^
>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^
>>
>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in
>>ascii-art.
>
>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
>
>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
>
>robby ratatt
>
>>
>>--
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]
>

Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...

RedDog

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robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> 1 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
>On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>this is what came out:
>
>>
>>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> robby rat wroet:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
>>art�culo:
>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
>><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
>>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom
>>they
>>>> were
>>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of two
>>>> years ago
>>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time)
>>for
>>>> my new
>>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
>>>> >> !&��?>>� >
>>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
>>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
>>compleint,
>>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
first
>>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your
new
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
>>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that
>>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
>>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far
>>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
compliant.
>>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
>>>> distribution
>>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
milk
>>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his
>>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
>>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb
>>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange
>>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>> >> !&��?>>--
>>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
>>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
pleasuer:
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
>>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
>>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
>>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _                               _
>>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _|
|_
>>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
>>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
>>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
>>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
>>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
pectiur
>>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
>>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
>>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
>>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
>>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
>>.'
>>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
>>`-._______________________________________.'/
>>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\
`-.________________________________________.-'
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>> >>
>>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>>>> >>
>>>> >> i haer its teh frist
>>>> >> sine of teh
>>>> >> apokalipse
>>>> >
>>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>>>>
>>>> troell
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >--
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
[mhm23x23]
>>>>                                                                ^^^^^^^
>>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^
>>>
>>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in
>>>ascii-art.
>>
>>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
>>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
>>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
>>
>>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
>>
>>robby ratatt
>>
>>>
>>>--
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]
>>
>
>Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>
>RedDog

thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec

maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)

>
>                                  o_0
>,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-.,
>                         reddoghud@(home).com
>        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
>                        front of a skating rink.

appaerntly yuo aer noet fameilar weht rometh

><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

omny� <omn...@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> ASCII art 1 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

robby rat wroet: 

? 
? Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
? >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
? ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
? >this is what came out:
? >
? >>
? >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
? >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
? >>>
? >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
? >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
? >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> wrote:
? >>>> >
? >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
? >>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
? >>art�culo:
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
? >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom
? >>they
? >>>> were
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of two
? >>>> years ago
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time)
? >>for
? >>>> my new
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
? >>compleint,
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
? first
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your
? new
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that
? >>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
? >>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far
? >>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
? compliant.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
? >>>> distribution
? >>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
? milk
? >>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his
? >>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
? >>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb
? >>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange
? >>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>--
? >>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
? pleasuer:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
? >>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
? >>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _                               _
? >>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _|
? |_
? >>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
? >>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
? >>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
? pectiur
? >>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
? >>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
? >>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
? >>.'
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
? >>`-._______________________________________.'/
? >>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\
? `-.________________________________________.-'
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
? >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
? >>>> >> sine of teh
? >>>> >> apokalipse
? >>>> >
? >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
? >>>>
? >>>> troell
? >>>>
? >>>> >
? >>>> >--
? >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
? [mhm23x23]
? >>>>                                                                ^^^^^^^
? >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^
? >>>
? >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in
? >>>ascii-art.
? >>
? >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
? >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
? >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
? >>
? >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
? >>
? >>robby ratatt
? >>
? >>>
? >>>--
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]
? >>
? >
? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...

waht are yuo
illetreate?

? >
? >RedDog
? 
? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
? 
? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)

i haev alreddy aded teh naem
adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
to her net trerrorism

-- 
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***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
***   beign of net crinminals   ***
***  genrael presidentre and    ***
*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
***         kotagor III         ***
*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
***        new scotlend        ***

--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---

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mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
spamgril
ronnan
romaht
noies
kontac
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cat

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omny� <omn...@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> ASCII art 1 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

Wild Bill wroet: 

? On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 08:06:44 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan
? 'RedDog' Hudson) spewed forth the following:
? 
? >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
? ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
? >this is what came out:
? >
? >>
? >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
? >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
? >>>
? >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
? >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
? >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> wrote:
? >>>> >
? >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
? >>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
? >>art�culo:
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
? >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom
? >>they
? >>>> were
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of two
? >>>> years ago
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time)
? >>for
? >>>> my new
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
? >>compleint,
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come first
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your new
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that
? >>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
? >>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far
? >>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999 compliant.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
? >>>> distribution
? >>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving milk
? >>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his
? >>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
? >>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb
? >>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange
? >>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>--
? >>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor pleasuer:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
? >>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
? >>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _                               _
? >>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
? >>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
? >>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
? >>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis pectiur
? >>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
? >>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
? >>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
? >>.'
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
? >>`-._______________________________________.'/
? >>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
? >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
? >>>> >> sine of teh
? >>>> >> apokalipse
? >>>> >
? >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
? >>>>
? >>>> troell
? >>>>
? >>>> >
? >>>> >--
? >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
? >>>>                                                                ^^^^^^^
? >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^
? >>>
? >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in
? >>>ascii-art.
? >>
? >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
? >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
? >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
? >>
? >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
? >>
? >>robby ratatt
? >>
? >>>
? >>>--
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]
? >>
? >
? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
? >
? >RedDog
? >
? >                                  o_0
? >,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-.,
? >                         reddoghud@(home).com
? >        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
? >                        front of a skating rink.
? ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

stop spmamning my
newsgruop
trol

-- 

omny�

anty spanm adn sleez

Joshua "The Worst" Kramer <jos...@mailandnews.com> 1 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

In article <378...@Srv4-pua.nutecnet.com.br>, uth...@yahoo.com wrote:

> On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 08:06:44 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan
> 'RedDog' Hudson) spewed forth the following:
> 
> >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
> ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
> >this is what came out:
> >
> >>
> >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
> >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
> >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
> >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> wrote:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
> >>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
> >>art�culo:
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
> >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom
> >>they
> >>>> were
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of two
> >>>> years ago
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time)
> >>for
> >>>> my new
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
> >>compleint,
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come first
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your new
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
> >>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
> >>>> >> !&��?>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
> >>>> >> !&��?>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
> >>>> >> !&��?>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
> >>>> >> !&��?>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that
> >>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
> >>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
> >>>> >> !&��?>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far
> >>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999 compliant.
> >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
> >>>> distribution
> >>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving milk
> >>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his
> >>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
> >>>> >> !&��?>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
> >>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb
> >>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange
> >>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
> >>>> >> !&��?>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>>--
> >>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
> >>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor pleasuer:
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
> >>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
> >>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
> >>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
> >>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
> >>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
> >>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
> >>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _                               _
> >>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
> >>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
> >>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
> >>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
> >>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis pectiur
> >>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
> >>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
> >>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
> >>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
> >>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
> >>.'
> >>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
> >>`-._______________________________________.'/
> >>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >> !&��?>
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
> >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
> >>>> >> sine of teh
> >>>> >> apokalipse
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
> >>>>
> >>>> troell
> >>>>
> >>>> >
> >>>> >--
> >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
> >>>>                                                                ^^^^^^^
> >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^
> >>>
> >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in
> >>>ascii-art.
> >>
> >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
> >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
> >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
> >>
> >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
> >>
> >>robby ratatt
> >>
> >>>
> >>>--
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]
> >>
> >
> >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
> >
> >RedDog
> >
> >                                  o_0
> >,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-.,
> >                         reddoghud@(home).com
> >        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
> >                        front of a skating rink.
> ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Who are you talking to?

-- 
He's back. Joshua "The Worst" Kramer, KotAGoR. 
  No longer posting Overly-restrictive .edu domains.
    I will add new sig quotes when you say stupid things.

Blamed for spanking me off the net:
  Manny: Complained to the nonexistent Dean of Men.
  Rich Tietjens: Made up lies about me forging his email address
  alt.sewing: Afraid of semen, my last target on my old account

robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> 1 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

omny� wrote in message ...
>robby rat wroet:
>
>?
>? Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
>? >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>? ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>? >this is what came out:
>? >
>? >>
>? >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
<7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>? >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>? >>>
>? >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>? >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>? >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com>
wrote:
>? >>>> >
>? >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
>? >>>> >>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
>? >>art�culo:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
>? >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to
whom
>? >>they
>? >>>> were
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of
two
>? >>>> years ago
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long
time)
>? >>for
>? >>>> my new
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
>? >>compleint,
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
>? first
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev
to
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk
our
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for
your
>? new
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided
that
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so
far
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
>? compliant.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
>? >>>> distribution
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
>? milk
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past
his
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt
numb
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an
exchange
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>--
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
>? pleasuer:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
>? >>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
>? >>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore
andytheng
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _
_
>? >>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___
_|
>? |_
>? >>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> |
| |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___|
|_|
>? >>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
>? >>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
>? pectiur
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
>? >>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
>? >>.'
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
>? >>`-._______________________________________.'/
>? >>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\
>? `-.________________________________________.-'
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >>
>? >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>? >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>? >>>> >>
>? >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
>? >>>> >> sine of teh
>? >>>> >> apokalipse
>? >>>> >
>? >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>? >>>>
>? >>>> troell
>? >>>>
>? >>>> >
>? >>>> >--
>? >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>? [mhm23x23]
>? >>>>
^^^^^^^
>? >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ->
^^^^^^^
>? >>>
>? >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position
in
>? >>>ascii-art.
>? >>
>? >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
>? >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
>? >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
>? >>
>? >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
>? >>
>? >>robby ratatt
>? >>
>? >>>
>? >>>--
>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
[mhm23x23]
>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter
29]
>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[T253]
>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!!
[KotAGoR]
>? >>
>? >
>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>
>waht are yuo
>illetreate?

teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj

>
>? >
>? >RedDog
>?
>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>?
>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>
>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>to her net trerrorism

she will get whet she aeskd foer,
anad teh net will be juts a littel
kinder and moer gentel as a resluet

sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr

>
>--
>***            omny�            ***
>***  protcetor of the intrenet  ***
>***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
>***   beign of net crinminals   ***
>***  genrael presidentre and    ***
>*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
>***         kotagor III         ***
>*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
>*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
>***        new scotlend        ***
>
>--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---
>
>tritsan 'reddog" husdon
>mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
>spamgril
>ronnan
>romaht
>noies
>kontac
>omniskwared
>propegarter and general laed postre
>sharenb
>smutpedler
>cat
>
>--- omnys lyst of anty-spmam soldeirs ---
>
>kachina (bagde # 372d300f67df8)
>flaagg (bagde #8920ht00qn26x)
>per (bagde #y0518kl672rv3)
>blitz the cat (bagde #0wf7389aq881k)
>martin (bagde #f28937hj189w3)
>menjy (bagde #88u4862le876h)
>2-belo (bagde #q7392nk207w23)
>medical catastrophe (bagde #99awd5410hk820)
>dayv (bagde #7b18i11t04c7h)
>teh cuban (bagde #y9283kw478q99)
>steve gad (bagde #72893txa9236w)
>pat burke (bagde #0294hsu374t1y)
>sergi (bagde #e924387jsy928t6)

Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson <red...@home.com.NOSPAM!!> ASCII art 2 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

On Fri, 02 Jul 1999 10:39:37 GMT, some weirdo named "robby rat"
<rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
this is what came out:

>
>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377c3e47.17619949@news>...
>>On Thu, 1 Jul 1999 21:48:20 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>>this is what came out:
>>
>>>
>>>omnyï¿½ wrote in message ...
>>>>robby rat wroet:
>>>>
>>>>?
>>>>? Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
>>>>? >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>>>>? ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>>>>? >this is what came out:
>>>>? >
>>>>? >>
>>>>? >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>>><7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>>>>? >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>>>>? >>>
>>>>? >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>>>>? >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>>>>? >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>>? >>>> >
>>>>? >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
>>>>? >>>> >>
>>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribiï¿½ en
>>>>? >>artï¿½culo:
>>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ JoeDick wrote in message
>
>
><<snep teh othre stuef>>
>
>
>>>>? >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>>>>? >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>>>>? >>>> >>
>>>>? >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
>>>>? >>>> >> sine of teh
>>>>? >>>> >> apokalipse
>>>>? >>>> >
>>>>? >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>>>>? >>>>
>>>>? >>>> troell
>>>>? >>>>
>>>>? >>>> >
>>>>? >>>> >--
>>>>? >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>>>>? [mhm23x23]
>>>>? >>>>
>>>^^^^^^^
>>>>? >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ->
>>>^^^^^^^
>>>>? >>>
>>>>? >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix
>position
>>>in
>>>>? >>>ascii-art.
>>>>? >>
>>>>? >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
>>>>? >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
>>>>? >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
>>>>? >>
>>>>? >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
>>>>? >>
>>>>? >>robby ratatt
>>>>? >>
>>>>? >>>
>>>>? >>>--
>>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>>>[mhm23x23]
>>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter
>>>29]
>>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>[T253]
>>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>[KotAGoR]
>>>>? >>
>>>>? >
>>>>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>>>>
>>>>waht are yuo
>>>>illetreate?
>>>
>>>teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
>>>baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj
>>>
>>>>
>>>>? >
>>>>? >RedDog
>>>>?
>>>>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>>>>?
>>>>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>>>>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>>>>
>>>>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>>>>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>>>>to her net trerrorism
>>>
>>>she will get whet she aeskd foer,
>>>anad teh net will be juts a littel
>>>kinder and moer gentel as a resluet
>>>
>>>sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>>>
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>>***            omnyï¿½            ***
>>>>***  protcetor of the intrenet  ***
>>>>***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
>>>>***   beign of net crinminals   ***
>>>>***  genrael presidentre and    ***
>>>>*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
>>>>***         kotagor III         ***
>>>>*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
>>>>*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
>>>>***        new scotlend        ***
>>>>
>>>>--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---
>>>>
>>>>tritsan 'reddog" husdon
>>>>mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
>>>>spamgril
>>>>ronnan
>>>>romaht
>>>>noies
>>>>kontac
>>>>omniskwared
>>>>propegarter and general laed postre
>>>>sharenb
>>>>smutpedler
>>>>cat
>>>>
>>>>--- omnys lyst of anty-spmam soldeirs ---
>>>>
>>>>kachina (bagde # 372d300f67df8)
>>>>flaagg (bagde #8920ht00qn26x)
>>>>per (bagde #y0518kl672rv3)
>>>>blitz the cat (bagde #0wf7389aq881k)
>>>>martin (bagde #f28937hj189w3)
>>>>menjy (bagde #88u4862le876h)
>>>>2-belo (bagde #q7392nk207w23)
>>>>medical catastrophe (bagde #99awd5410hk820)
>>>>dayv (bagde #7b18i11t04c7h)
>>>>teh cuban (bagde #y9283kw478q99)
>>>>steve gad (bagde #72893txa9236w)
>>>>pat burke (bagde #0294hsu374t1y)
>>>>sergi (bagde #e924387jsy928t6)
>>>
>>
>>Ok guys and gals, consider my situation here:
>>
>>I've always been a fan of newsgroups.  Ever since I had AOL, I used to
>>browse some of the groups out there.  I was never really into them as
>>much as a lot of the people out there, but I still maintained a
>>regular status among a few of the groups that I used to frequent.
>>When I upgraded my ISP to a much more professional service, I was able
>>to access a considerably larger amount of groups.  Ever since then, an
>>online hobby of mine has been to browse through newsgroups and put in
>>a word or two, and generally, to listen and communicate with the
>>people there.
>>
>>As you can imagine, an argument breaks out every once in a while.
>>This is understandable.  I mean, it's only human nature to stand up
>>for what you believe in.  Trust me, I've been in and out of arguments
>>many, many times throughout my life, as almost everyone has.  But how
>>would you like it if all of the sudden, you say something, it's
>>misinterpreted, and now you're getting threats of "investigation" and
>>"annihilation?"
>>
>>"Robby Rat," a guy (gal?) who posted a couple of messages into
>>alt.ascii-art, was communicating in a strange way.  Like his name
>>says, "Robby Rat," I figured it was some kind of cute thing that he
>>did with his typing to make himself sound like a rat.  But then I
>>noticed that other people were doing it, too.  So, being sarcastic, I
>>responded to his post by saying, "Comprehensible English would be
>>appreciated."  Didn't really mean to hurt anyone by this statement,
>>but I guess in some way, it got somebody very pissed off.
>>
>>I started getting things back like, "Stop Spamming to my newsgroup!"
>>and "Damn troll!"  Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that
>>'spamming,' as everybody puts it, was using internet messaging
>>services to send unsolicited messages and advertisements.  Have I done
>>so?  No.  Now a troll, to my understanding, is someone who goes in and
>>out of newsgroups and flames people out for the hell of it.  Again,
>>have I done so?  I think not.  I'm also getting things back from these
>>people like "waht are yuo illetreate?"  Of course I'm not illeterate.
>>I simply just don't understand where the whole weird spelling thing
>>takes its place.
>>
>>"teh net uesed to be muec fjiendley, baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs
>>postj"
>>Yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.  And it was a lot more
>>friendly before people started dishing out threats at the drop of a
>>hat.  Looking over your list of internet abusers/spammers, I saw my
>>name on there!  You have nothing to justify your decision to add me to
>>your list, other than your own misinterpretation of one of my posts!
>>
>>I mean come on, guys, I'm a nice guy.  Read any of my posts in
>>alt.ascii-art .  You'll see that I'm not what you guys are
>>interpreting me to be.  I'm sorry if I offended anyone here, who am I
>>to know what you're there for?  I don't like to offend people.
>>Therefore, I generally avoid doing so.  I expect the same return.  It
>>offends me for you people to dish out these threats against me, when I
>>haven't really done much at all.  It offends me when people refer to
>>me as a woman and misspell my name (``tritsan 'reddog" husdon'').
>>Think about what you're doing and be a human, for once.  If you really
>>follow through with what you're saying, I don't deserve a bunch of
>>'internet officials' nipping at my behind.  Please understand that I
>>am not mad at anyone, but I am just a bit concerned.  Please, just
>>think about what you're doing, and think before you act in the future.
>>
>>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson
>>
>>RedDog
>
>i am willineg to give yuo teh beniefit of teh douebt
>even though yuo freeley ademit thet yuo haed aol
>buet firets yuo need to exsplain oen thieng thet
>boters me
>
>whey did yuo pretent to be a woemen if yuo
>aer a gey
>
>if it es treue thet in adetion to
>being a treoeldoeg yuo aer alsoe
>a sexuelprevert transvester
>tehn there es no hoep
>foer yuor rehablietuashen
>
>donet get me wroeng,
>soem of mey best fjiends
>aer hoepeless sexsuel prevrets
>and hold doenw noremel lieves
>foer teh mots part
>
>im soerrry buet yuo
>paied teh pieper and
>nowe he hace enuough
>moeny to get dreunk
>andd its all reddoeg
>teh man/woemen/whetever's fauelt
>and all teh acsii aert in teh
>woreld wonet chaeng thet
>
>
>sgt roby raaaat
>
>omnyï¿½ anty spamn and sleaz armey
>   bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>
>
>>
>>                                  o_0
>>,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-.,
>>                         reddoghud@(home).com
>>        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
>>                        front of a skating rink.
>><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
>

Pretending to be a woman?  In which universe did this happen?

RedDog
--
                                  o_0
,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-.,
                         reddoghud@(home).com
        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
                        front of a skating rink.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson <red...@home.com.NOSPAM!!> ASCII art 2 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

On Fri, 2 Jul 1999 08:10:01 -0400, some weirdo named
omnyï¿½@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com (omnyï¿½) took a
hit from their crack pipe, and this is what came out:

>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wroet: 
>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>On Thu, 1 Jul 1999 21:48:20 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>this is what came out:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>omnyï¿½ wrote in message ...
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>robby rat wroet:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>?
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >this is what came out:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>><7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>wrote:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribiï¿½ en
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>artï¿½culo:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ JoeDick wrote in message
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>whom
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>they
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> were
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>two
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> years ago
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>time)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>for
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> my new
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >number to arrive.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >____________________________________________
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ >JoeDick  mhm???
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>compleint,
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? first
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>to
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    haev a 6 in yuore number
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    redress the descreimination against
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>our
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>your
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? new
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½    to your haed
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>ï¿½ robby rat mhm 1x1
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>*AHEM*
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>(cough cough)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>that
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>far
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? compliant.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> distribution
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? milk
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>his
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>numb
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>exchange
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>of letters over a four day period.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>--
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>mhm15x1
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? pleasuer:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>       1         2       3        4        5
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>andytheng
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>happy motering
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>      (`-')                 _
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>_
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>_|
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? |_
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>| |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___|
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>|_|
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>  | |_.|  | | |
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? pectiur
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   L      `--'\
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>    \         /  \
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>.'
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>   ___) /\ (____`.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>`-._______________________________________.'/
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>  ///__/  \___\\\
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? `-.________________________________________.-'
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> !&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> sine of teh
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >> apokalipse
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> troell
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >--
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? [mhm23x23]
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>^^^^^^^
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ->
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>^^^^^^^
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>in
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>ascii-art.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>robby ratatt
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>--
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>[mhm23x23]
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>29]
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>[T253]
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!!
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>[KotAGoR]
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>waht are yuo
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>illetreate?
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? >RedDog
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>?
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>?
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>to her net trerrorism
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>she will get whet she aeskd foer,
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>anad teh net will be juts a littel
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>kinder and moer gentel as a resluet
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>--
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>***            omnyï¿½            ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>***  protcetor of the intrenet  ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>***   beign of net crinminals   ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>***  genrael presidentre and    ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>***         kotagor III         ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>***        new scotlend        ***
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>tritsan 'reddog" husdon
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>spamgril
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>ronnan
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>romaht
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>noies
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>kontac
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>omniskwared
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>propegarter and general laed postre
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>sharenb
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>smutpedler
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>cat
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>--- omnys lyst of anty-spmam soldeirs ---
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>kachina (bagde # 372d300f67df8)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>flaagg (bagde #8920ht00qn26x)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>per (bagde #y0518kl672rv3)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>blitz the cat (bagde #0wf7389aq881k)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>martin (bagde #f28937hj189w3)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>menjy (bagde #88u4862le876h)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>2-belo (bagde #q7392nk207w23)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>medical catastrophe (bagde #99awd5410hk820)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>dayv (bagde #7b18i11t04c7h)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>teh cuban (bagde #y9283kw478q99)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>steve gad (bagde #72893txa9236w)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>pat burke (bagde #0294hsu374t1y)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>>sergi (bagde #e924387jsy928t6)
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>Ok guys and gals, consider my situation here:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>I've always been a fan of newsgroups.  Ever since I had AOL, I used to
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>browse some of the groups out there.  I was never really into them as
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>much as a lot of the people out there, but I still maintained a
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>regular status among a few of the groups that I used to frequent.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>When I upgraded my ISP to a much more professional service, I was able
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>to access a considerably larger amount of groups.  Ever since then, an
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>online hobby of mine has been to browse through newsgroups and put in
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>a word or two, and generally, to listen and communicate with the
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>people there.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>As you can imagine, an argument breaks out every once in a while.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>This is understandable.  I mean, it's only human nature to stand up
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>for what you believe in.  Trust me, I've been in and out of arguments
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>many, many times throughout my life, as almost everyone has.  But how
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>would you like it if all of the sudden, you say something, it's
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>misinterpreted, and now you're getting threats of "investigation" and
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>"annihilation?"
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>"Robby Rat," a guy (gal?) who posted a couple of messages into
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>alt.ascii-art, was communicating in a strange way.  Like his name
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>says, "Robby Rat," I figured it was some kind of cute thing that he
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>did with his typing to make himself sound like a rat.  But then I
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>noticed that other people were doing it, too.  So, being sarcastic, I
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>responded to his post by saying, "Comprehensible English would be
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>appreciated."  Didn't really mean to hurt anyone by this statement,
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>but I guess in some way, it got somebody very pissed off.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>I started getting things back like, "Stop Spamming to my newsgroup!"
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>and "Damn troll!"  Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>'spamming,' as everybody puts it, was using internet messaging
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>services to send unsolicited messages and advertisements.  Have I done
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>so?  No.  Now a troll, to my understanding, is someone who goes in and
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>out of newsgroups and flames people out for the hell of it.  Again,
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>have I done so?  I think not.  I'm also getting things back from these
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>people like "waht are yuo illetreate?"  Of course I'm not illeterate.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>I simply just don't understand where the whole weird spelling thing
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>takes its place.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>"teh net uesed to be muec fjiendley, baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>postj"
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>Yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.  And it was a lot more
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>friendly before people started dishing out threats at the drop of a
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>hat.  Looking over your list of internet abusers/spammers, I saw my
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>name on there!  You have nothing to justify your decision to add me to
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>your list, other than your own misinterpretation of one of my posts!
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>I mean come on, guys, I'm a nice guy.  Read any of my posts in
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>alt.ascii-art .  You'll see that I'm not what you guys are
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>interpreting me to be.  I'm sorry if I offended anyone here, who am I
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>to know what you're there for?  I don't like to offend people.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>Therefore, I generally avoid doing so.  I expect the same return.  It
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>offends me for you people to dish out these threats against me, when I
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>haven't really done much at all.  It offends me when people refer to
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>me as a woman and misspell my name (``tritsan 'reddog" husdon'').
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>Think about what you're doing and be a human, for once.  If you really
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>follow through with what you're saying, I don't deserve a bunch of
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>'internet officials' nipping at my behind.  Please understand that I
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>am not mad at anyone, but I am just a bit concerned.  Please, just
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>think about what you're doing, and think before you act in the future.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>RedDog
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>                                  o_0
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-.,
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>                         reddoghud@(home).com
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>                        front of a skating rink.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>
>IS THAT SOEM KIND OF
>THRAET??????????


Heh... this "net criminality" is a bunch of bull-shit.  You can't get
anyone busted for saying what they want to say.  This is America.
People have freedom of speech here.  And as for the rest of ya, your
provocative little posts can kiss my white ass; you're trolling just
as bad as the rest of the people here.  I tried to be sensical about
this whole thing... but now you've gone and done it again, calling me
a sexual pervert as well as various other remarks.  And it was all in
that elementary-shchool non-phonetic vocabulary of yours.  I can't
figure it out yet... are you in 4th or 5th grade?  As far as I'm
concerned, you can join the rest of the trollers' ashes and have a
nice hot time vaporizing into hot hydrogen atoms when that solar flare
comes and brushes up against you.

RedDog
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                                  o_0
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                         reddoghud@(home).com
        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
                        front of a skating rink.
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Sergi <ser...@mailandnews.com> 2 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

On Fri, 2 Jul 1999 08:08:51 -0400,
omnyï¿½@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com (omnyï¿½) wrote:

>ï¿½u wroet: 
>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>Checkmate.ï¿½ wrote:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> 
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> On Fri, 02 Jul 1999 08:24:19 +0200, Veronica Karlsson put forth the notion
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> that:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> 
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote:
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > > Heh... Talk about overreaction!  First off, I'm a GUY.  Tristan is a
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > > GUY's name.  You got so jumpy, pushy, the whole nine yards, over me
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > > asking you what you were trying to say.  You jumped to the gun, and
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > > took it the wrong way.  Don't judge a book by its cover.  And as for
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > > trolls, I say we find them all, burn them, and eject their ashes off
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > > of the earth, pointed directly at the surface of the sun.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > > Heheheheh...
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > I don't think roby raaat, omnyï¿½, Sergi, Checkmate.ï¿½ and the rest of them
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > would take it as an _insult_ if you called them "trolls". They're not
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > "overreacting", they're *trolling* - and you're today's catch.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> > <insert the usual advice not to feed the trolls>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> >
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> No one's ever called me a troll before.  I feel so... proud.
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> 
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> --
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>> Checkmate ï¿½
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>Hey! i'm not a troll, i'm an elf. i just hang out with trolls. besides
>!&ï¿½ï¿½?>which, you are imagining all of this anyways.
>
>im not a trol
>im a dedricaetd spamnfihter
>adn aty slaez soldier
>
>are yuo on drusg?

Me too.  Can't you see by bagde# in my sig?
-- 

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Sergi <ser...@mailandnews.com> 2 Jul 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

On Fri, 02 Jul 1999 05:45:59 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan
'RedDog' Hudson) wrote:

>On 2 Jul 1999 00:11:00 -0500, some weirdo named ser...@mailandnews.com
>(Sergi) took a hit from their crack pipe, and this is what came out:
>
>>On Fri, 02 Jul 1999 04:24:45 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan
>>'RedDog' Hudson) wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>>>>>
>>>>>waht are yuo
>>>>>illetreate?
>>>>
>>>>teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
>>>>baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>? >
>>>>>? >RedDog
>>>>>?
>>>>>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>>>>>?
>>>>>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>>>>>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>>>>>
>>>>>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>>>>>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>>>>>to her net trerrorism
>>>>
>>>>she will get whet she aeskd foer,
>>>>anad teh net will be juts a littel
>>>>kinder and moer gentel as a resluet
>>>>
>>>>sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>***            omnyï¿½            ***
>>>>>***  protcetor of the intrenet  ***
>>>>>***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
>>>>>***   beign of net crinminals   ***
>>>>>***  genrael presidentre and    ***
>>>>>*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
>>>>>***         kotagor III         ***
>>>>>*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
>>>>>*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
>>>>>***        new scotlend        ***
>>>>>
>>>>>--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---
>>>>>
>>>>>tritsan 'reddog" husdon
>>>>>mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
>>>>>spamgril
>>>>>ronnan
>>>>>romaht
>>>>>noies
>>>>>kontac
>>>>>omniskwared
>>>>>propegarter and general laed postre
>>>>>sharenb
>>>>>smutpedler
>>>>>cat
>>>>>
>>>>>--- omnys lyst of anty-spmam soldeirs ---
>>>>>
>>>>>kachina (bagde # 372d300f67df8)
>>>>>flaagg (bagde #8920ht00qn26x)
>>>>>per (bagde #y0518kl672rv3)
>>>>>blitz the cat (bagde #0wf7389aq881k)
>>>>>martin (bagde #f28937hj189w3)
>>>>>menjy (bagde #88u4862le876h)
>>>>>2-belo (bagde #q7392nk207w23)
>>>>>medical catastrophe (bagde #99awd5410hk820)
>>>>>dayv (bagde #7b18i11t04c7h)
>>>>>teh cuban (bagde #y9283kw478q99)
>>>>>steve gad (bagde #72893txa9236w)
>>>>>pat burke (bagde #0294hsu374t1y)
>>>>>sergi (bagde #e924387jsy928t6)
>>>>
>>>
>>>Ok guys and gals, consider my situation here:
>>>
>>>I've always been a fan of newsgroups.  Ever since I had AOL, I used to
>>>browse some of the groups out there.  I was never really into them as
>>>much as a lot of the people out there, but I still maintained a
>>>regular status among a few of the groups that I used to frequent.
>>>When I upgraded my ISP to a much more professional service, I was able
>>>to access a considerably larger amount of groups.  Ever since then, an
>>>online hobby of mine has been to browse through newsgroups and put in
>>>a word or two, and generally, to listen and communicate with the
>>>people there.
>>>
>>>As you can imagine, an argument breaks out every once in a while.
>>>This is understandable.  I mean, it's only human nature to stand up
>>>for what you believe in.  Trust me, I've been in and out of arguments
>>>many, many times throughout my life, as almost everyone has.  But how
>>>would you like it if all of the sudden, you say something, it's
>>>misinterpreted, and now you're getting threats of "investigation" and
>>>"annihilation?"
>>>
>>>"Robby Rat," a guy (gal?) who posted a couple of messages into
>>>alt.ascii-art, was communicating in a strange way.  Like his name
>>>says, "Robby Rat," I figured it was some kind of cute thing that he
>>>did with his typing to make himself sound like a rat.  But then I
>>>noticed that other people were doing it, too.  So, being sarcastic, I
>>>responded to his post by saying, "Comprehensible English would be
>>>appreciated."  Didn't really mean to hurt anyone by this statement,
>>>but I guess in some way, it got somebody very pissed off.
>>>
>>>I started getting things back like, "Stop Spamming to my newsgroup!"
>>>and "Damn troll!"  Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that
>>>'spamming,' as everybody puts it, was using internet messaging
>>>services to send unsolicited messages and advertisements.  Have I done
>>>so?  No.  Now a troll, to my understanding, is someone who goes in and
>>>out of newsgroups and flames people out for the hell of it.  Again,
>>>have I done so?  I think not.  I'm also getting things back from these
>>>people like "waht are yuo illetreate?"  Of course I'm not illeterate.
>>>I simply just don't understand where the whole weird spelling thing
>>>takes its place.
>>>
>>>"teh net uesed to be muec fjiendley, baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs
>>>postj"
>>>Yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.  And it was a lot more
>>>friendly before people started dishing out threats at the drop of a
>>>hat.  Looking over your list of internet abusers/spammers, I saw my
>>>name on there!  You have nothing to justify your decision to add me to
>>>your list, other than your own misinterpretation of one of my posts!
>>>
>>>I mean come on, guys, I'm a nice guy.  Read any of my posts in
>>>alt.ascii-art .  You'll see that I'm not what you guys are
>>>interpreting me to be.  I'm sorry if I offended anyone here, who am I
>>>to know what you're there for?  I don't like to offend people.
>>>Therefore, I generally avoid doing so.  I expect the same return.  It
>>>offends me for you people to dish out these threats against me, when I
>>>haven't really done much at all.  It offends me when people refer to
>>>me as a woman and misspell my name (``tritsan 'reddog" husdon'').
>>>Think about what you're doing and be a human, for once.  If you really
>>>follow through with what you're saying, I don't deserve a bunch of
>>>'internet officials' nipping at my behind.  Please understand that I
>>>am not mad at anyone, but I am just a bit concerned.  Please, just
>>>think about what you're doing, and think before you act in the future.
>>>
>>>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson
>>>
>>>RedDog
>>
>>This one needs to be archived somewhere.
>
>heh... you think that's bad, check out http://www.kfq.org/discus/.
>hehehehehhh =]
>
>RedDog
>

What am I looking for in there?
-- 

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