Re: Mad Hatter Info Request

On Fri, 02 Jul 1999 01:44:04 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan
'RedDog' Hudson) wrote:

>On Thu, 1 Jul 1999 06:10:56 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>this is what came out:
>
>>
>>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
>>>On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>>><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>>>this is what came out:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>>>>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>>>><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>>>>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >> robby rat wroet:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
>>>>art�culo:
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
>>>><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom
>>>>they
>>>>>> were
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of two
>>>>>> years ago
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time)
>>>>for
>>>>>> my new
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
>>>>compleint,
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
>>first
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your
>>new
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>�
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
>>compliant.
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
>>>>>> distribution
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
>>milk
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>--
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
>>>>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
>>pleasuer:
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
>>>>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
>>>>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _                               _
>>>>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _|
>>|_
>>>>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
>>>>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
>>>>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
>>pectiur
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
>>>>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
>>>>.'
>>>>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
>>>>`-._______________________________________.'/
>>>>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\
>>`-.________________________________________.-'
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >> !&��?>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>>>>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> i haer its teh frist
>>>>>> >> sine of teh
>>>>>> >> apokalipse
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> troell
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >--
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>>[mhm23x23]
>>>>>>                                                                ^^^^^^^
>>>>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^
>>>>>
>>>>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in
>>>>>ascii-art.
>>>>
>>>>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
>>>>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
>>>>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
>>>>
>>>>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
>>>>
>>>>robby ratatt
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]
>>>>
>>>
>>>Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>>>
>>>RedDog
>>
>>thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>>
>>maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>>yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>>
>
>Sorry, I'm not a troll.  Was just wondering what you were trying to
>say... don't get all pushy, man.  And I knew that it was provocative
>and off-topic.  And if anything, I'm far from a troll.  Fuck trollers,
>stupid low-lifes without lives away from their newsgroups.
>
>>appaerntly yuo aer noet fameilar weht rometh
>
>No, can't say I am.  Sorry, maybe I'll check out the group.  Keep your
>cool, man. =]
>
>

Exactly how long would you like us to wipe you nose for you?
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