Re: Mad Hatter Info Request

On Fri, 2 Jul 1999 08:10:01 -0400,
omny�@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com (omny�) wrote:

>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wroet: 
>
>!&��?>On Thu, 1 Jul 1999 21:48:20 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>!&��?><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>!&��?>this is what came out:
>!&��?>
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>omny� wrote in message ...
>!&��?>>>robby rat wroet:
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>?
>!&��?>>>? Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
>!&��?>>>? >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>!&��?>>>? ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>!&��?>>>? >this is what came out:
>!&��?>>>? >
>!&��?>>>? >>
>!&��?>>>? >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>!&��?>><7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>!&��?>>>? >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>!&��?>>>? >>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>!&��?>>>? >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com>
>!&��?>>wrote:
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
>!&��?>>>? >>art�culo:
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
>!&��?>>>? >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to
>!&��?>>whom
>!&��?>>>? >>they
>!&��?>>>? >>>> were
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of
>!&��?>>two
>!&��?>>>? >>>> years ago
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long
>!&��?>>time)
>!&��?>>>? >>for
>!&��?>>>? >>>> my new
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
>!&��?>>>? >>compleint,
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
>!&��?>>>? first
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev
>!&��?>>to
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk
>!&��?>>our
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for
>!&��?>>your
>!&��?>>>? new
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided
>!&��?>>that
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so
>!&��?>>far
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
>!&��?>>>? compliant.
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
>!&��?>>>? >>>> distribution
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
>!&��?>>>? milk
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past
>!&��?>>his
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt
>!&��?>>numb
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an
>!&��?>>exchange
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>--
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
>!&��?>>>? pleasuer:
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore
>!&��?>>andytheng
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _
>!&��?>>_
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___
>!&��?>>_|
>!&��?>>>? |_
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> |
>!&��?>>| |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___|
>!&��?>>|_|
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
>!&��?>>>? pectiur
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
>!&��?>>>? >>.'
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
>!&��?>>>? >>`-._______________________________________.'/
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\
>!&��?>>>? `-.________________________________________.-'
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> sine of teh
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >> apokalipse
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>!&��?>>>? >>>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> troell
>!&��?>>>? >>>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >--
>!&��?>>>? >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>!&��?>>>? [mhm23x23]
>!&��?>>>? >>>>
>!&��?>>^^^^^^^
>!&��?>>>? >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ->
>!&��?>>^^^^^^^
>!&��?>>>? >>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position
>!&��?>>in
>!&��?>>>? >>>ascii-art.
>!&��?>>>? >>
>!&��?>>>? >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
>!&��?>>>? >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
>!&��?>>>? >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
>!&��?>>>? >>
>!&��?>>>? >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
>!&��?>>>? >>
>!&��?>>>? >>robby ratatt
>!&��?>>>? >>
>!&��?>>>? >>>
>!&��?>>>? >>>--
>!&��?>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>!&��?>>[mhm23x23]
>!&��?>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter
>!&��?>>29]
>!&��?>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!&��?>>[T253]
>!&��?>>>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!!
>!&��?>>[KotAGoR]
>!&��?>>>? >>
>!&��?>>>? >
>!&��?>>>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>waht are yuo
>!&��?>>>illetreate?
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
>!&��?>>baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>? >
>!&��?>>>? >RedDog
>!&��?>>>?
>!&��?>>>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>!&��?>>>?
>!&��?>>>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>!&��?>>>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>!&��?>>>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>!&��?>>>to her net trerrorism
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>she will get whet she aeskd foer,
>!&��?>>anad teh net will be juts a littel
>!&��?>>kinder and moer gentel as a resluet
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>--
>!&��?>>>***            omny�            ***
>!&��?>>>***  protcetor of the intrenet  ***
>!&��?>>>***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
>!&��?>>>***   beign of net crinminals   ***
>!&��?>>>***  genrael presidentre and    ***
>!&��?>>>*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
>!&��?>>>***         kotagor III         ***
>!&��?>>>*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
>!&��?>>>*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
>!&��?>>>***        new scotlend        ***
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>tritsan 'reddog" husdon
>!&��?>>>mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
>!&��?>>>spamgril
>!&��?>>>ronnan
>!&��?>>>romaht
>!&��?>>>noies
>!&��?>>>kontac
>!&��?>>>omniskwared
>!&��?>>>propegarter and general laed postre
>!&��?>>>sharenb
>!&��?>>>smutpedler
>!&��?>>>cat
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>--- omnys lyst of anty-spmam soldeirs ---
>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>>kachina (bagde # 372d300f67df8)
>!&��?>>>flaagg (bagde #8920ht00qn26x)
>!&��?>>>per (bagde #y0518kl672rv3)
>!&��?>>>blitz the cat (bagde #0wf7389aq881k)
>!&��?>>>martin (bagde #f28937hj189w3)
>!&��?>>>menjy (bagde #88u4862le876h)
>!&��?>>>2-belo (bagde #q7392nk207w23)
>!&��?>>>medical catastrophe (bagde #99awd5410hk820)
>!&��?>>>dayv (bagde #7b18i11t04c7h)
>!&��?>>>teh cuban (bagde #y9283kw478q99)
>!&��?>>>steve gad (bagde #72893txa9236w)
>!&��?>>>pat burke (bagde #0294hsu374t1y)
>!&��?>>>sergi (bagde #e924387jsy928t6)
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>
>!&��?>Ok guys and gals, consider my situation here:
>!&��?>
>!&��?>I've always been a fan of newsgroups.  Ever since I had AOL, I used to
>!&��?>browse some of the groups out there.  I was never really into them as
>!&��?>much as a lot of the people out there, but I still maintained a
>!&��?>regular status among a few of the groups that I used to frequent.
>!&��?>When I upgraded my ISP to a much more professional service, I was able
>!&��?>to access a considerably larger amount of groups.  Ever since then, an
>!&��?>online hobby of mine has been to browse through newsgroups and put in
>!&��?>a word or two, and generally, to listen and communicate with the
>!&��?>people there.
>!&��?>
>!&��?>As you can imagine, an argument breaks out every once in a while.
>!&��?>This is understandable.  I mean, it's only human nature to stand up
>!&��?>for what you believe in.  Trust me, I've been in and out of arguments
>!&��?>many, many times throughout my life, as almost everyone has.  But how
>!&��?>would you like it if all of the sudden, you say something, it's
>!&��?>misinterpreted, and now you're getting threats of "investigation" and
>!&��?>"annihilation?"
>!&��?>
>!&��?>"Robby Rat," a guy (gal?) who posted a couple of messages into
>!&��?>alt.ascii-art, was communicating in a strange way.  Like his name
>!&��?>says, "Robby Rat," I figured it was some kind of cute thing that he
>!&��?>did with his typing to make himself sound like a rat.  But then I
>!&��?>noticed that other people were doing it, too.  So, being sarcastic, I
>!&��?>responded to his post by saying, "Comprehensible English would be
>!&��?>appreciated."  Didn't really mean to hurt anyone by this statement,
>!&��?>but I guess in some way, it got somebody very pissed off.
>!&��?>
>!&��?>I started getting things back like, "Stop Spamming to my newsgroup!"
>!&��?>and "Damn troll!"  Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that
>!&��?>'spamming,' as everybody puts it, was using internet messaging
>!&��?>services to send unsolicited messages and advertisements.  Have I done
>!&��?>so?  No.  Now a troll, to my understanding, is someone who goes in and
>!&��?>out of newsgroups and flames people out for the hell of it.  Again,
>!&��?>have I done so?  I think not.  I'm also getting things back from these
>!&��?>people like "waht are yuo illetreate?"  Of course I'm not illeterate.
>!&��?>I simply just don't understand where the whole weird spelling thing
>!&��?>takes its place.
>!&��?>
>!&��?>"teh net uesed to be muec fjiendley, baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs
>!&��?>postj"
>!&��?>Yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.  And it was a lot more
>!&��?>friendly before people started dishing out threats at the drop of a
>!&��?>hat.  Looking over your list of internet abusers/spammers, I saw my
>!&��?>name on there!  You have nothing to justify your decision to add me to
>!&��?>your list, other than your own misinterpretation of one of my posts!
>!&��?>
>!&��?>I mean come on, guys, I'm a nice guy.  Read any of my posts in
>!&��?>alt.ascii-art .  You'll see that I'm not what you guys are
>!&��?>interpreting me to be.  I'm sorry if I offended anyone here, who am I
>!&��?>to know what you're there for?  I don't like to offend people.
>!&��?>Therefore, I generally avoid doing so.  I expect the same return.  It
>!&��?>offends me for you people to dish out these threats against me, when I
>!&��?>haven't really done much at all.  It offends me when people refer to
>!&��?>me as a woman and misspell my name (``tritsan 'reddog" husdon'').
>!&��?>Think about what you're doing and be a human, for once.  If you really
>!&��?>follow through with what you're saying, I don't deserve a bunch of
>!&��?>'internet officials' nipping at my behind.  Please understand that I
>!&��?>am not mad at anyone, but I am just a bit concerned.  Please, just
>!&��?>think about what you're doing, and think before you act in the future.
>!&��?>
>!&��?>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson
>!&��?>
>!&��?>RedDog
>!&��?>
>!&��?>                                  o_0
>!&��?>,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-.,
>!&��?>                         reddoghud@(home).com
>!&��?>        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
>!&��?>                        front of a skating rink.
>!&��?><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
>!&��?>
>
>IS THAT SOEM KIND OF
>THRAET??????????


Sounded that way to me.
__________________________________________________
||| _/T\_ |||  Joe Dick                   mhm 14x9
||| \\|// |||                         ICQ# 7227834
||| '-|-' |||http://come.to/BowlingForPeopleOnAcid
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