Re: Mad Hatter Info Request

On Thu, 08 Jul 1999 03:22:27 -0700, some weirdo named �u
<koitsenka!@hotmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and this is
what came out:

>perhaps wrote:
>> 
>> On Wed, 07 Jul 1999 01:42:28 -0700, �u <koitsenka!@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>> >Checkmate.� wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Tue, 6 Jul 1999 21:36:29 -0400, robby rat put forth the notion that:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > omny� wrote in message ...
>> >> > >Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wroet:
>> >> > >
>> >> > >!&��?>On Fri, 2 Jul 1999 08:10:01 -0400, some weirdo named
>> >> > >!&��?>omny�@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com (omny�) took a
>> >> > >!&��?>hit from their crack pipe, and this is what came out:
>> >> > >!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wroet:
>> >> > >!&��?>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>[KotAGoR]
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>waht are yuo
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>illetreate?
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >RedDog
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>?
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>?
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>to her net trerrorism
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>she will get whet she aeskd foer,
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>anad teh net will be juts a littel
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>kinder and moer gentel as a resluet
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>--
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>***            omny�            ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>***  protcetor of the intrenet  ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>***   beign of net crinminals   ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>***  genrael presidentre and    ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>***         kotagor III         ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>***        new scotlend        ***
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>tritsan 'reddog" husdon
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>spamgril
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>ronnan
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>romaht
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>noies
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>kontac
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>omniskwared
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>propegarter and general laed postre
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>sharenb
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>smutpedler
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>cat
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>--- omnys lyst of anty-spmam soldeirs ---
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>kachina (bagde # 372d300f67df8)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>flaagg (bagde #8920ht00qn26x)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>per (bagde #y0518kl672rv3)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>blitz the cat (bagde #0wf7389aq881k)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>martin (bagde #f28937hj189w3)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>menjy (bagde #88u4862le876h)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>2-belo (bagde #q7392nk207w23)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>medical catastrophe (bagde #99awd5410hk820)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>dayv (bagde #7b18i11t04c7h)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>teh cuban (bagde #y9283kw478q99)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>steve gad (bagde #72893txa9236w)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>pat burke (bagde #0294hsu374t1y)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>>sergi (bagde #e924387jsy928t6)
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>Ok guys and gals, consider my situation here:
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>I've always been a fan of newsgroups.  Ever since I had AOL, I
>> >> > used to
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>browse some of the groups out there.  I was never really into
>> >> > them as
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>much as a lot of the people out there, but I still maintained
>> >> > a
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>regular status among a few of the groups that I used to
>> >> > frequent.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>When I upgraded my ISP to a much more professional service, I
>> >> > was able
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>to access a considerably larger amount of groups.  Ever since
>> >> > then, an
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>online hobby of mine has been to browse through newsgroups and
>> >> > put in
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>a word or two, and generally, to listen and communicate with
>> >> > the
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>people there.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>As you can imagine, an argument breaks out every once in a
>> >> > while.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>This is understandable.  I mean, it's only human nature to
>> >> > stand up
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>for what you believe in.  Trust me, I've been in and out of
>> >> > arguments
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>many, many times throughout my life, as almost everyone has.
>> >> > But how
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>would you like it if all of the sudden, you say something,
>> >> > it's
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>misinterpreted, and now you're getting threats of
>> >> > "investigation" and
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>"annihilation?"
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>"Robby Rat," a guy (gal?) who posted a couple of messages into
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>alt.ascii-art, was communicating in a strange way.  Like his
>> >> > name
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>says, "Robby Rat," I figured it was some kind of cute thing
>> >> > that he
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>did with his typing to make himself sound like a rat.  But
>> >> > then I
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>noticed that other people were doing it, too.  So, being
>> >> > sarcastic, I
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>responded to his post by saying, "Comprehensible English would
>> >> > be
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>appreciated."  Didn't really mean to hurt anyone by this
>> >> > statement,
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>but I guess in some way, it got somebody very pissed off.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>I started getting things back like, "Stop Spamming to my
>> >> > newsgroup!"
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>and "Damn troll!"  Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought
>> >> > that
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>'spamming,' as everybody puts it, was using internet messaging
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>services to send unsolicited messages and advertisements.
>> >> > Have I done
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>so?  No.  Now a troll, to my understanding, is someone who
>> >> > goes in and
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>out of newsgroups and flames people out for the hell of it.
>> >> > Again,
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>have I done so?  I think not.  I'm also getting things back
>> >> > from these
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>people like "waht are yuo illetreate?"  Of course I'm not
>> >> > illeterate.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>I simply just don't understand where the whole weird spelling
>> >> > thing
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>takes its place.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>"teh net uesed to be muec fjiendley, baeck befeor tehy let
>> >> > troeldoegs
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>postj"
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>Yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.  And it was a lot more
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>friendly before people started dishing out threats at the drop
>> >> > of a
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>hat.  Looking over your list of internet abusers/spammers, I
>> >> > saw my
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>name on there!  You have nothing to justify your decision to
>> >> > add me to
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>your list, other than your own misinterpretation of one of my
>> >> > posts!
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>I mean come on, guys, I'm a nice guy.  Read any of my posts in
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>alt.ascii-art .  You'll see that I'm not what you guys are
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>interpreting me to be.  I'm sorry if I offended anyone here,
>> >> > who am I
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>to know what you're there for?  I don't like to offend people.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>Therefore, I generally avoid doing so.  I expect the same
>> >> > return.  It
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>offends me for you people to dish out these threats against
>> >> > me, when I
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>haven't really done much at all.  It offends me when people
>> >> > refer to
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>me as a woman and misspell my name (``tritsan 'reddog"
>> >> > husdon'').
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>Think about what you're doing and be a human, for once.  If
>> >> > you really
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>follow through with what you're saying, I don't deserve a
>> >> > bunch of
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>'internet officials' nipping at my behind.  Please understand
>> >> > that I
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>am not mad at anyone, but I am just a bit concerned.  Please,
>> >> > just
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>think about what you're doing, and think before you act in the
>> >> > future.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>RedDog
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>                                  o_0
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/
>> >> > =-------------=-.,
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>                         reddoghud@(home).com
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>        Only in America... are there handicap parking places
>> >> > in
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>                        front of a skating rink.
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
>> >> > <><><><>
>> >> > >!&��?>>!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>>
>> >> > >!&��?>>IS THAT SOEM KIND OF
>> >> > >!&��?>>THRAET??????????
>> >> > >!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>
>> >> > >!&��?>Heh... this "net criminality" is a bunch of bull-shit.  You can't get
>> >> > >!&��?>anyone busted for saying what they want to say.  This is America.
>> >> > >!&��?>People have freedom of speech here.  And as for the rest of ya, your
>> >> > >!&��?>provocative little posts can kiss my white ass; you're trolling just
>> >> > >!&��?>as bad as the rest of the people here.  I tried to be sensical about
>> >> > >!&��?>this whole thing... but now you've gone and done it again, calling me
>> >> > >!&��?>a sexual pervert as well as various other remarks.  And it was all in
>> >> > >!&��?>that elementary-shchool non-phonetic vocabulary of yours.  I can't
>> >> > >!&��?>figure it out yet... are you in 4th or 5th grade?  As far as I'm
>> >> > >!&��?>concerned, you can join the rest of the trollers' ashes and have a
>> >> > >!&��?>nice hot time vaporizing into hot hydrogen atoms when that solar
>> >> > flare
>> >> > >!&��?>comes and brushes up against you.
>> >> > >
>> >> > >I HAEV FORWARDRED
>> >> > >YUOR THRAETS TO TEH
>> >> > >AUTHRORITIES ADN TEH
>> >> > >ISP ADN TEH FBI
>> >> > >YUO WONT BE LAUHGING LOGN
>> >> > >SO CALDE NET TRERROEST
>> >> >
>> >> > is it my imaeginatien or did teh treoldoeg
>> >> > juts thraetin to vapories us weth soler falers
>> >> > bureshing up against us?????
>> >> >
>> >> > thes net abuese muts stop beofer
>> >> > soemoen es hrut
>> >> >
>> >> > i maen, it es oen theng wehn jery berner ueses
>> >> > hies jetskei to scaer teh fijsh people, buet
>> >> > anotehr theng entierly to bruesh anty-spamen
>> >> > solerdiers weth flaers
>> >> >
>> >> > TROELDOEG LISETEN NOW AND YUO LITSEN GOOED
>> >> >
>> >> > IF YUO BURHSH ANEY SOLDIER WEITH TEH FALRE
>> >> > YUOR NAEM WILL BE ADDED TO A SECRET LITS
>> >> >
>> >> > TROELDEOG HACE BEEN WRANED
>> >> >
>> >> > sgt roby raaaat
>> >> > grand mcwhoer
>> >> > kieng of teh fuekhaeds
>> >> > soem otterh stuef i foergeot
>> >> > omny� anty spamn and sleaz armey bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > >
>> >> > >--
>> >> > >
>> >> > >omny�
>> >> > >
>> >> > >anty spanm adn sleez
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> You know what's scary?  I'm getting to where I can actually READ this
>> >> shit!
>> >> --
>> >> Checkmate �
>> >
>> >you have been assimilated......
>> >       �u
>> 
>> Kachina!!! *hug*
>
>Momma! *hugsbackatya*! it's nice to be missed.
>	�u
>	
>> --
>> 
>>  _  _ _|_  _  _  _ /  |  |
>> |_)(-| | )(_||_)_)/   |__|__
>> |            |
>>  KotAGoR XXXII
>>  The Romathian Ladies Anarchist Club and Terrorist Society
>>  Co-Moderator:alt.romath
>>  Meow
*sigh*...
And I thought it would all stop.  But no, you have to keep on
trollin'... unbelievable.
--
o_0
Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson
red...@home.com
http://members.home.net/reddoghud/
"Only in America... ...are there handicap
 parking spaces in front of a skating rink."
    - alt.tasteless.jokes

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