Re: Mad Hatter Info Request

On Fri, 02 Jul 1999 05:45:59 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan
'RedDog' Hudson) wrote:

>On 2 Jul 1999 00:11:00 -0500, some weirdo named ser...@mailandnews.com
>(Sergi) took a hit from their crack pipe, and this is what came out:
>
>>On Fri, 02 Jul 1999 04:24:45 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan
>>'RedDog' Hudson) wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>>>>>
>>>>>waht are yuo
>>>>>illetreate?
>>>>
>>>>teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
>>>>baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>? >
>>>>>? >RedDog
>>>>>?
>>>>>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>>>>>?
>>>>>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>>>>>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>>>>>
>>>>>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>>>>>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>>>>>to her net trerrorism
>>>>
>>>>she will get whet she aeskd foer,
>>>>anad teh net will be juts a littel
>>>>kinder and moer gentel as a resluet
>>>>
>>>>sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>***            omny�            ***
>>>>>***  protcetor of the intrenet  ***
>>>>>***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
>>>>>***   beign of net crinminals   ***
>>>>>***  genrael presidentre and    ***
>>>>>*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
>>>>>***         kotagor III         ***
>>>>>*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
>>>>>*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
>>>>>***        new scotlend        ***
>>>>>
>>>>>--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---
>>>>>
>>>>>tritsan 'reddog" husdon
>>>>>mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
>>>>>spamgril
>>>>>ronnan
>>>>>romaht
>>>>>noies
>>>>>kontac
>>>>>omniskwared
>>>>>propegarter and general laed postre
>>>>>sharenb
>>>>>smutpedler
>>>>>cat
>>>>>
>>>>>--- omnys lyst of anty-spmam soldeirs ---
>>>>>
>>>>>kachina (bagde # 372d300f67df8)
>>>>>flaagg (bagde #8920ht00qn26x)
>>>>>per (bagde #y0518kl672rv3)
>>>>>blitz the cat (bagde #0wf7389aq881k)
>>>>>martin (bagde #f28937hj189w3)
>>>>>menjy (bagde #88u4862le876h)
>>>>>2-belo (bagde #q7392nk207w23)
>>>>>medical catastrophe (bagde #99awd5410hk820)
>>>>>dayv (bagde #7b18i11t04c7h)
>>>>>teh cuban (bagde #y9283kw478q99)
>>>>>steve gad (bagde #72893txa9236w)
>>>>>pat burke (bagde #0294hsu374t1y)
>>>>>sergi (bagde #e924387jsy928t6)
>>>>
>>>
>>>Ok guys and gals, consider my situation here:
>>>
>>>I've always been a fan of newsgroups.  Ever since I had AOL, I used to
>>>browse some of the groups out there.  I was never really into them as
>>>much as a lot of the people out there, but I still maintained a
>>>regular status among a few of the groups that I used to frequent.
>>>When I upgraded my ISP to a much more professional service, I was able
>>>to access a considerably larger amount of groups.  Ever since then, an
>>>online hobby of mine has been to browse through newsgroups and put in
>>>a word or two, and generally, to listen and communicate with the
>>>people there.
>>>
>>>As you can imagine, an argument breaks out every once in a while.
>>>This is understandable.  I mean, it's only human nature to stand up
>>>for what you believe in.  Trust me, I've been in and out of arguments
>>>many, many times throughout my life, as almost everyone has.  But how
>>>would you like it if all of the sudden, you say something, it's
>>>misinterpreted, and now you're getting threats of "investigation" and
>>>"annihilation?"
>>>
>>>"Robby Rat," a guy (gal?) who posted a couple of messages into
>>>alt.ascii-art, was communicating in a strange way.  Like his name
>>>says, "Robby Rat," I figured it was some kind of cute thing that he
>>>did with his typing to make himself sound like a rat.  But then I
>>>noticed that other people were doing it, too.  So, being sarcastic, I
>>>responded to his post by saying, "Comprehensible English would be
>>>appreciated."  Didn't really mean to hurt anyone by this statement,
>>>but I guess in some way, it got somebody very pissed off.
>>>
>>>I started getting things back like, "Stop Spamming to my newsgroup!"
>>>and "Damn troll!"  Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that
>>>'spamming,' as everybody puts it, was using internet messaging
>>>services to send unsolicited messages and advertisements.  Have I done
>>>so?  No.  Now a troll, to my understanding, is someone who goes in and
>>>out of newsgroups and flames people out for the hell of it.  Again,
>>>have I done so?  I think not.  I'm also getting things back from these
>>>people like "waht are yuo illetreate?"  Of course I'm not illeterate.
>>>I simply just don't understand where the whole weird spelling thing
>>>takes its place.
>>>
>>>"teh net uesed to be muec fjiendley, baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs
>>>postj"
>>>Yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.  And it was a lot more
>>>friendly before people started dishing out threats at the drop of a
>>>hat.  Looking over your list of internet abusers/spammers, I saw my
>>>name on there!  You have nothing to justify your decision to add me to
>>>your list, other than your own misinterpretation of one of my posts!
>>>
>>>I mean come on, guys, I'm a nice guy.  Read any of my posts in
>>>alt.ascii-art .  You'll see that I'm not what you guys are
>>>interpreting me to be.  I'm sorry if I offended anyone here, who am I
>>>to know what you're there for?  I don't like to offend people.
>>>Therefore, I generally avoid doing so.  I expect the same return.  It
>>>offends me for you people to dish out these threats against me, when I
>>>haven't really done much at all.  It offends me when people refer to
>>>me as a woman and misspell my name (``tritsan 'reddog" husdon'').
>>>Think about what you're doing and be a human, for once.  If you really
>>>follow through with what you're saying, I don't deserve a bunch of
>>>'internet officials' nipping at my behind.  Please understand that I
>>>am not mad at anyone, but I am just a bit concerned.  Please, just
>>>think about what you're doing, and think before you act in the future.
>>>
>>>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson
>>>
>>>RedDog
>>
>>This one needs to be archived somewhere.
>
>heh... you think that's bad, check out http://www.kfq.org/discus/.
>hehehehehhh =]
>
>RedDog
>

What am I looking for in there?
-- 

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