Re: Mad Hatter Info Request

robby rat wroet: 

? 
? Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
? >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
? ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
? >this is what came out:
? >
? >>
? >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message <7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
? >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
? >>>
? >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
? >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
? >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com> wrote:
? >>>> >
? >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
? >>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
? >>art�culo:
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
? >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to whom
? >>they
? >>>> were
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of two
? >>>> years ago
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long time)
? >>for
? >>>> my new
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
? >>compleint,
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
? first
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev to
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk our
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for your
? new
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
? >>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided that
? >>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
? >>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so far
? >>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
? compliant.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
? >>>> distribution
? >>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
? milk
? >>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past his
? >>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
? >>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt numb
? >>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an exchange
? >>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>>--
? >>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
? >>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
? pleasuer:
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
? >>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
? >>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore andytheng
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _                               _
? >>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _|
? |_
? >>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
? >>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
? >>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
? >>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
? pectiur
? >>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
? >>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
? >>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
? >>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
? >>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
? >>.'
? >>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
? >>`-._______________________________________.'/
? >>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\
? `-.________________________________________.-'
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >> !&��?>
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
? >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
? >>>> >>
? >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
? >>>> >> sine of teh
? >>>> >> apokalipse
? >>>> >
? >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
? >>>>
? >>>> troell
? >>>>
? >>>> >
? >>>> >--
? >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
? [mhm23x23]
? >>>>                                                                ^^^^^^^
? >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ^^^^^^^
? >>>
? >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position in
? >>>ascii-art.
? >>
? >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
? >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
? >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
? >>
? >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
? >>
? >>robby ratatt
? >>
? >>>
? >>>--
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 29]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR]
? >>
? >
? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...

waht are yuo
illetreate?

? >
? >RedDog
? 
? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
? 
? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)

i haev alreddy aded teh naem
adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
to her net trerrorism

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