Re: Mad Hatter Info Request

robby rat wroet: 

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!&��?>Joshua "The Worst" Kramer wrote in message ...
!&��?>>In article <378...@Srv4-pua.nutecnet.com.br>,
!&��?>uth...@yahoo.com wrote:
!&��?>>
!&��?>>> On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 08:06:44 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan
!&��?>>> 'RedDog' Hudson) spewed forth the following:
!&��?>>>
!&��?>>> >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
!&��?>>> ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
!&��?>>> >this is what came out:
!&��?>>> >
!&��?>>> >>
!&��?>>> >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
!&��?><7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
!&��?>>> >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
!&��?>>> >>>
!&��?>>> >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
!&��?>>> >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
!&��?>>> >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com>
!&��?>wrote:
!&��?>>> >>>> >
!&��?>>> >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
!&��?>>> >>>> >>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
!&��?>>> >>art�culo:
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
!&��?>>> >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to
!&��?>whom
!&��?>>> >>they
!&��?>>> >>>> were
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of
!&��?>two
!&��?>>> >>>> years ago
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long
!&��?>time)
!&��?>>> >>for
!&��?>>> >>>> my new
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
!&��?>>> >>compleint,
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
!&��?>first
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev
!&��?>to
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk
!&��?>our
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for
!&��?>your new
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>�
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided
!&��?>that
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so
!&��?>far
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
!&��?>compliant.
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
!&��?>>> >>>> distribution
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
!&��?>milk
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past
!&��?>his
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt
!&��?>numb
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an
!&��?>exchange
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>--
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
!&��?>pleasuer:
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore
!&��?>andytheng
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _
!&��?>_
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___
!&��?>_| |_
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> |
!&��?>| |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___|
!&��?>|_|
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
!&��?>pectiur
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
!&��?>>> >>.'
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
!&��?>>> >>`-._______________________________________.'/
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\
!&��?>`-.________________________________________.-'
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> !&��?>
!&��?>>> >>>> >>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
!&��?>>> >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
!&��?>>> >>>> >>
!&��?>>> >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
!&��?>>> >>>> >> sine of teh
!&��?>>> >>>> >> apokalipse
!&��?>>> >>>> >
!&��?>>> >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
!&��?>>> >>>>
!&��?>>> >>>> troell
!&��?>>> >>>>
!&��?>>> >>>> >
!&��?>>> >>>> >--
!&��?>>> >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
!&��?>[mhm23x23]
!&��?>>> >>>>
!&��?>^^^^^^^
!&��?>>> >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ->
!&��?>^^^^^^^
!&��?>>> >>>
!&��?>>> >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position
!&��?>in
!&��?>>> >>>ascii-art.
!&��?>>> >>
!&��?>>> >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
!&��?>>> >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
!&��?>>> >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
!&��?>>> >>
!&��?>>> >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
!&��?>>> >>
!&��?>>> >>robby ratatt
!&��?>>> >>
!&��?>>> >>>
!&��?>>> >>>--
!&��?>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
!&��?>[mhm23x23]
!&��?>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter
!&��?>29]
!&��?>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!&��?>[T253]
!&��?>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!!
!&��?>[KotAGoR]
!&��?>>> >>
!&��?>>> >
!&��?>>> >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
!&��?>>> >
!&��?>>> >RedDog
!&��?>>> >
!&��?>>> >                                  o_0
!&��?>>> >,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-.,
!&��?>>> >                         reddoghud@(home).com
!&��?>>> >        Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
!&��?>>> >                        front of a skating rink.
!&��?>>> ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
!&��?>>
!&��?>>Who are you talking to?
!&��?>
!&��?>i thenk wield bill (under teh breidge troell) es speying
!&��?>on alt.romaeth
!&��?>
!&��?>we need to moniter this net criemnial

i haev alreted
teh fbi to wahct
him

he is undre 24
hour survelense
untel furhter notise

-- 

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