Re: Mad Hatter Info Request

omny� wrote in message ...
>robby rat wroet:
>
>?
>? Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wrote in message <377d20f5.42564566@news>...
>? >On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 20:17:13 -0400, some weirdo named "robby rat"
>? ><rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> took a hit from their crack pipe, and
>? >this is what came out:
>? >
>? >>
>? >>Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
<7ldog9$io5$8...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>? >>>robby rat <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> wrote:
>? >>>
>? >>>> Medical Catastrophe wrote in message
>? >><7lber1$k10$9...@dtbsx.databasix.com>...
>? >>>> >omny" <omny"@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com>
wrote:
>? >>>> >
>? >>>> >> robby rat wroet:
>? >>>> >>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>the_mighty_balloo wrote in message ...
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>"robby rat" <rob...@hotNOWAYMANmail.com> escribi� en
>? >>art�culo:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� JoeDick wrote in message
>? >><377...@news.stfx.ca>...
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >Is there a list of all Mad Hatter Matrix #'s and to
whom
>? >>they
>? >>>> were
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >issued?  Then perhaps I can find my original number of
two
>? >>>> years ago
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >instead of applying (and waiting and obscenely long
time)
>? >>for
>? >>>> my new
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >number to arrive.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >____________________________________________
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� >JoeDick  mhm???
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� teh mad hatter matreis hace been fouend to be NON y2k
>? >>compleint,
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� so teh numbers will be redestreibueted on a first come
>? first
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� served baseis per teh followieng obscenley long plan:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 1. if yuor naem contains teh woerd 'diek', then yuo haev
to
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    haev a 6 in yuore number
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 3. affiermatiev action claues: if have never had a mhm
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, tehn moev to teh haed of teh line; thes is to
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    redress the descreimination against
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    thoes of us who could not fiegrue out how to woerk
our
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    computres until windows 95 wes realaesed
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 4. if you wait unitl after dec 31, 1999 to apply for
your
>? new
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    number, yuo mieght as well put a geun to your head,
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    becaues yuor lief wiell haev no meaneng
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� 5..so, mir. joe diek, i thenk it es perety clear whet
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    youre number is: joedick mhm 1x5 but doent let it oge
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�    to your haed
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>�
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>� robby rat mhm 1x1
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>*AHEM*
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>(cough cough)
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is mhm 1x1.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>There is a list of all mhm holders, but it was decided
that
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>it should be kept secret when Brad couldn't find it last
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>month.  It's in his room somewhere.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Not only is the matrix not Y2K compliant, but it has so
far
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>failed to prove Y1995 , Y1996, Y1997, Y1998 or Y1999
>? compliant.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Brad is working on a means of automating the entire mhm
>? >>>> distribution
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>process, but as his primary method seems to be in leaving
>? milk
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>and cookie bribes for any pixies happening to wander past
his
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>computer you may have to wait awhile for that.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>I suggest that you do as I do; send mh an e-mail every few
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>weeks for several years and then act like a bible belt
numb
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>nuts at the second coming when he engages you in an
exchange
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>of letters over a four day period.
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>--
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>mhm15x1
>? >>>> >> !&��?>>Benjamin D. Capoeman
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>ignoer thet man standing behind the curtin
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>if yuo need a mhm number, there aer two ways to get it:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>teh old system, whech *really* suecks:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. go taek theis *long* test
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>      http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   2. wait foerever foer yuor number
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>the new system, which hace been straemlined foer yuor
>? pleasuer:
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   1. fill in one of the bleocks below
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>       1         2       3        4        5
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 1 | robby  |        |        |        | joe   |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   | rat    |        |        |        | dick  |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 2 |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 3 |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 4 |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?> 5 |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |        |        |        |        |       |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ---------------------------------------------
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>i suppoes, out of defferenece to teh old faerts,
>? >>>> >> !&��?>yuo mieght want to put teh woerds 'new system' next
>? >>>> >> !&��?>to yuor mhm number, not theat that *taints* it ore
andytheng
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>happy motering
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>      (`-')                 _
_
>? >>>> >> !&��?>      /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___
_|
>? |_
>? >>>> >> !&��?>    .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> |
| |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   /   .-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___|
|_|
>? >>>> >> !&��?>  /    |`.\  \                  <___'
>? >>>> >> !&��?>  | |_.|  | | |
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   \__.'`.|-' /   teh niec veronica grerl gaev me theis
>? pectiur
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   L      `--'\
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   |  mhm 1x1  \
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   J nwe system \         <<< boytoys 'R us >>>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>    \         /  \
>? >>>> >> !&��?>     \      .'`.  `.    es theis tael loeng or whet!
>? >>.'
>? >>>> >> !&��?>   ___) /\ (____`.
>? >>`-._______________________________________.'/
>? >>>> >> !&��?>  ///__/  \___\\\
>? `-.________________________________________.-'
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >> !&��?>
>? >>>> >>
>? >>>> >> restructreing teh mhm
>? >>>> >> sytrem cant be a good thegn
>? >>>> >>
>? >>>> >> i haer its teh frist
>? >>>> >> sine of teh
>? >>>> >> apokalipse
>? >>>> >
>? >>>> >Excellent. Add me to the list.
>? >>>>
>? >>>> troell
>? >>>>
>? >>>> >
>? >>>> >--
>? >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
>? [mhm23x23]
>? >>>>
^^^^^^^
>? >>>> heres teh proof..loooek waey over here -> -> -> -> -> -> -> ->
^^^^^^^
>? >>>
>? >>>You're just frustrated because you can't represent my matrix position
in
>? >>>ascii-art.
>? >>
>? >>i coueld do et weth teh tiney letters, buet tehn the
>? >>vironica woudl sey "hey yuo aer a sutpid donte uuees
>? >>those letters or iet es nont a ascii art!!!"
>? >>
>? >>ite hace happend beoerfoer. let me tellyuo
>? >>
>? >>robby ratatt
>? >>
>? >>>
>? >>>--
>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
[mhm23x23]
>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter
29]
>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[T253]
>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!!!!
[KotAGoR]
>? >>
>? >
>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>
>waht are yuo
>illetreate?

teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj

>
>? >
>? >RedDog
>?
>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>?
>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>
>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>to her net trerrorism

she will get whet she aeskd foer,
anad teh net will be juts a littel
kinder and moer gentel as a resluet

sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr

>
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