Re: Mad Hatter Info Request

omny� wrote in message ...
>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wroet:
>
>!&��?>On Fri, 2 Jul 1999 08:10:01 -0400, some weirdo named
>!&��?>omny�@nospanmthisismyspmanmblockremoveittomaelmeok.com (omny�) took a
>!&��?>hit from their crack pipe, and this is what came out:
>!&��?>
>!&��?>>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson wroet:
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>[KotAGoR]
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >Comprehensible Enlgish would be appreciated...
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>waht are yuo
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>illetreate?
>!&��?>>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>teh net uesed to be muec moer fjiendley,
>!&��?>>!&��?>>baeck befeor tehy let troeldoegs postj
>!&��?>>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>? >RedDog
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>?
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>? thies posjt es porvacetiev anad off topiec
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>?
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>? maybe RedoeG es a troerl too (omnythree will puet
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>? yuor name on th4 list if your abues contienues)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>i haev alreddy aded teh naem
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>adn alretred teh intrenet authrorites
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>to her net trerrorism
>!&��?>>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>she will get whet she aeskd foer,
>!&��?>>!&��?>>anad teh net will be juts a littel
>!&��?>>!&��?>>kinder and moer gentel as a resluet
>!&��?>>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>sgt roby raat, bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr
>!&��?>>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>--
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>***            omny�            ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>***  protcetor of the intrenet  ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>***     anty-abues soldeir      ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>***   beign of net crinminals   ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>***  genrael presidentre and    ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>*** haed comandre of alt.romaht ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>***         kotagor III         ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>*** offeshel spmamn and slaeez  ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>*** chaeser of teh emprire of   ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>***        new scotlend        ***
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>--- omnys lyst of spmaners and abusres ---
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>tritsan 'reddog" husdon
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>mat tabarner (pedning sedning menjy a beer)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>spamgril
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>ronnan
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>romaht
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>noies
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>kontac
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>omniskwared
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>propegarter and general laed postre
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>sharenb
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>smutpedler
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>cat
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>--- omnys lyst of anty-spmam soldeirs ---
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>kachina (bagde # 372d300f67df8)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>flaagg (bagde #8920ht00qn26x)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>per (bagde #y0518kl672rv3)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>blitz the cat (bagde #0wf7389aq881k)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>martin (bagde #f28937hj189w3)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>menjy (bagde #88u4862le876h)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>2-belo (bagde #q7392nk207w23)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>medical catastrophe (bagde #99awd5410hk820)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>dayv (bagde #7b18i11t04c7h)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>teh cuban (bagde #y9283kw478q99)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>steve gad (bagde #72893txa9236w)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>pat burke (bagde #0294hsu374t1y)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>>sergi (bagde #e924387jsy928t6)
>!&��?>>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>Ok guys and gals, consider my situation here:
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>I've always been a fan of newsgroups.  Ever since I had AOL, I
used to
>!&��?>>!&��?>browse some of the groups out there.  I was never really into
them as
>!&��?>>!&��?>much as a lot of the people out there, but I still maintained
a
>!&��?>>!&��?>regular status among a few of the groups that I used to
frequent.
>!&��?>>!&��?>When I upgraded my ISP to a much more professional service, I
was able
>!&��?>>!&��?>to access a considerably larger amount of groups.  Ever since
then, an
>!&��?>>!&��?>online hobby of mine has been to browse through newsgroups and
put in
>!&��?>>!&��?>a word or two, and generally, to listen and communicate with
the
>!&��?>>!&��?>people there.
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>As you can imagine, an argument breaks out every once in a
while.
>!&��?>>!&��?>This is understandable.  I mean, it's only human nature to
stand up
>!&��?>>!&��?>for what you believe in.  Trust me, I've been in and out of
arguments
>!&��?>>!&��?>many, many times throughout my life, as almost everyone has.
But how
>!&��?>>!&��?>would you like it if all of the sudden, you say something,
it's
>!&��?>>!&��?>misinterpreted, and now you're getting threats of
"investigation" and
>!&��?>>!&��?>"annihilation?"
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>"Robby Rat," a guy (gal?) who posted a couple of messages into
>!&��?>>!&��?>alt.ascii-art, was communicating in a strange way.  Like his
name
>!&��?>>!&��?>says, "Robby Rat," I figured it was some kind of cute thing
that he
>!&��?>>!&��?>did with his typing to make himself sound like a rat.  But
then I
>!&��?>>!&��?>noticed that other people were doing it, too.  So, being
sarcastic, I
>!&��?>>!&��?>responded to his post by saying, "Comprehensible English would
be
>!&��?>>!&��?>appreciated."  Didn't really mean to hurt anyone by this
statement,
>!&��?>>!&��?>but I guess in some way, it got somebody very pissed off.
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>I started getting things back like, "Stop Spamming to my
newsgroup!"
>!&��?>>!&��?>and "Damn troll!"  Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought
that
>!&��?>>!&��?>'spamming,' as everybody puts it, was using internet messaging
>!&��?>>!&��?>services to send unsolicited messages and advertisements.
Have I done
>!&��?>>!&��?>so?  No.  Now a troll, to my understanding, is someone who
goes in and
>!&��?>>!&��?>out of newsgroups and flames people out for the hell of it.
Again,
>!&��?>>!&��?>have I done so?  I think not.  I'm also getting things back
from these
>!&��?>>!&��?>people like "waht are yuo illetreate?"  Of course I'm not
illeterate.
>!&��?>>!&��?>I simply just don't understand where the whole weird spelling
thing
>!&��?>>!&��?>takes its place.
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>"teh net uesed to be muec fjiendley, baeck befeor tehy let
troeldoegs
>!&��?>>!&��?>postj"
>!&��?>>!&��?>Yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.  And it was a lot more
>!&��?>>!&��?>friendly before people started dishing out threats at the drop
of a
>!&��?>>!&��?>hat.  Looking over your list of internet abusers/spammers, I
saw my
>!&��?>>!&��?>name on there!  You have nothing to justify your decision to
add me to
>!&��?>>!&��?>your list, other than your own misinterpretation of one of my
posts!
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>I mean come on, guys, I'm a nice guy.  Read any of my posts in
>!&��?>>!&��?>alt.ascii-art .  You'll see that I'm not what you guys are
>!&��?>>!&��?>interpreting me to be.  I'm sorry if I offended anyone here,
who am I
>!&��?>>!&��?>to know what you're there for?  I don't like to offend people.
>!&��?>>!&��?>Therefore, I generally avoid doing so.  I expect the same
return.  It
>!&��?>>!&��?>offends me for you people to dish out these threats against
me, when I
>!&��?>>!&��?>haven't really done much at all.  It offends me when people
refer to
>!&��?>>!&��?>me as a woman and misspell my name (``tritsan 'reddog"
husdon'').
>!&��?>>!&��?>Think about what you're doing and be a human, for once.  If
you really
>!&��?>>!&��?>follow through with what you're saying, I don't deserve a
bunch of
>!&��?>>!&��?>'internet officials' nipping at my behind.  Please understand
that I
>!&��?>>!&��?>am not mad at anyone, but I am just a bit concerned.  Please,
just
>!&��?>>!&��?>think about what you're doing, and think before you act in the
future.
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>RedDog
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>!&��?>                                  o_0
>!&��?>>!&��?>,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/
=-------------=-.,
>!&��?>>!&��?>                         reddoghud@(home).com
>!&��?>>!&��?>        Only in America... are there handicap parking places
in
>!&��?>>!&��?>                        front of a skating rink.
>!&��?>>!&��?><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
<><><><>
>!&��?>>!&��?>
>!&��?>>
>!&��?>>IS THAT SOEM KIND OF
>!&��?>>THRAET??????????
>!&��?>
>!&��?>
>!&��?>Heh... this "net criminality" is a bunch of bull-shit.  You can't get
>!&��?>anyone busted for saying what they want to say.  This is America.
>!&��?>People have freedom of speech here.  And as for the rest of ya, your
>!&��?>provocative little posts can kiss my white ass; you're trolling just
>!&��?>as bad as the rest of the people here.  I tried to be sensical about
>!&��?>this whole thing... but now you've gone and done it again, calling me
>!&��?>a sexual pervert as well as various other remarks.  And it was all in
>!&��?>that elementary-shchool non-phonetic vocabulary of yours.  I can't
>!&��?>figure it out yet... are you in 4th or 5th grade?  As far as I'm
>!&��?>concerned, you can join the rest of the trollers' ashes and have a
>!&��?>nice hot time vaporizing into hot hydrogen atoms when that solar
flare
>!&��?>comes and brushes up against you.
>
>I HAEV FORWARDRED
>YUOR THRAETS TO TEH
>AUTHRORITIES ADN TEH
>ISP ADN TEH FBI
>YUO WONT BE LAUHGING LOGN
>SO CALDE NET TRERROEST

is it my imaeginatien or did teh treoldoeg
juts thraetin to vapories us weth soler falers
bureshing up against us?????

thes net abuese muts stop beofer
soemoen es hrut

i maen, it es oen theng wehn jery berner ueses
hies jetskei to scaer teh fijsh people, buet
anotehr theng entierly to bruesh anty-spamen
solerdiers weth flaers

TROELDOEG LISETEN NOW AND YUO LITSEN GOOED

IF YUO BURHSH ANEY SOLDIER WEITH TEH FALRE
YUOR NAEM WILL BE ADDED TO A SECRET LITS

TROELDEOG HACE BEEN WRANED

sgt roby raaaat
grand mcwhoer
kieng of teh fuekhaeds
soem otterh stuef i foergeot
omny� anty spamn and sleaz armey bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr


>
>--
>
>omny�
>
>anty spanm adn sleez

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