Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Oct 1997.
REQ: a dork!
alt.ascii-art
· 21 messages · 14 Oct 1997 - 26 Oct 1997
peter cliffe wrote: > > > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork ( > > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )? Please, please! I will > > be very grateful. > > > > Best regards, > > > > Siu Ling > !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? > erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of > one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork > mean in the States? > :-) Pete This sounds like an interesting challenge... Somewhere in a darker corner of my collection I find this beauty (not made by me): __ __ / V \ / \ / \ (_ _ _ _) | \_ _/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _____ | | | | ______ /, , ,\| |/ , ,\ / , , ` , , \ / , , ` ` , \ \ ` ` ` / \ ' ` ' , , , / \__________/\__________/ And added a pair of sunglasses: ____ ____ '# ##`V'# ##` |#####_#####| `###/ \###' (_ _ _ _) | \_ _/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _____ | | | | ______ /, , ,\| |/ , ,\ / , , ` , , \ / , , ` ` , \ \ ` ` ` / \ ' ` ' , , , / \__________/\__________/ looks a bit silly.... maybe some talented artist will make a more serious attempt... (though I doubt the request was very serious... How to make it "Oriental"? I have no idea! :D ) -- _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _| |__/ __ \| |_ _ __| |__| | | |_ _| |_| |_ ___ ___ \ V / / / / _` | | || / _` / _` |_| | || | _| ' \ _(_-</ -_) \_/|_\_\ \__,_|_|\_,_\__,_\__,_(_)_|\_,_|\__|_||_(_)__/\___| \____/ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/news
Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote: ----8< >> !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? >> erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of >> one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork >> mean in the States? >> :-) Pete ----8< > ____ ____ > '# ##`V'# ##` > |#####_#####| > `###/ \###' > (_ _ _ _) > | \_ _/ | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > _____ | | | | ______ > /, , ,\| |/ , ,\ > / , , ` , , \ > / , , ` ` , \ > \ ` ` ` / > \ ' ` ' , , , / > \__________/\__________/ >looks a bit silly.... maybe some talented artist will make a more >serious attempt... Well, obviously I'm not :) >(though I doubt the request was very serious... How >to make it "Oriental"? I have no idea! :D ) Maybe the difference is: "Occidental" *dorks* wolf down their french fries and burger just using their hands; and "Oriental" *dorks* have developed sophisticated tools to do the same :) ____ ____ '# ##`V'# ##` |#####_#####| `###/ \###' (_ _ _ _) | \_ _/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | | . \ \\ ____/ | | | ; |______ _\(\ ,/ /| | | , ,\ (__)\\/ / | |` , , \ (___)\\)/ ` ( __) , \ (__) \\ ` ,-'` `\ ` / (_)_/\\ ` ' |/~| ` | , / \_..\\-..__/\/ ',',|___/ ( ) |_/ / // \"-=-"/ |_/_/ > < "-=-" mic >>Take one of the ff out to respond to proper email address<<
> Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork ( > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )? Please, please! I will > be very grateful. > > Best regards, > > Siu Ling !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork mean in the States? :-) Pete
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > peter cliffe wrote: > > > > > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork ( > > > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )? Please, please! I will > > > be very grateful. > > > > > > Best regards, > > > > > > Siu Ling > > !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? > > erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of > > one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork > > mean in the States? > > :-) Pete > > This sounds like an interesting challenge... > > Somewhere in a darker corner of my collection I find this beauty (not > made by me): > > __ __ > / V \ > / \ > / \ > (_ _ _ _) > | \_ _/ | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > _____ | | | | ______ > /, , ,\| |/ , ,\ > / , , ` , , \ > / , , ` ` , \ > \ ` ` ` / > \ ' ` ' , , , / > \__________/\__________/ > > And added a pair of sunglasses: > > ____ ____ > '# ##`V'# ##` > |#####_#####| > `###/ \###' > (_ _ _ _) > | \_ _/ | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > _____ | | | | ______ > /, , ,\| |/ , ,\ > / , , ` , , \ > / , , ` ` , \ > \ ` ` ` / > \ ' ` ' , , , / > \__________/\__________/ > > looks a bit silly.... maybe some talented artist will make a more > serious attempt... (though I doubt the request was very serious... How > to make it "Oriental"? I have no idea! :D ) > > -- > _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ > __ _| |__/ __ \| |_ _ __| |__| | | |_ _| |_| |_ ___ ___ > \ V / / / / _` | | || / _` / _` |_| | || | _| ' \ _(_-</ -_) > \_/|_\_\ \__,_|_|\_,_\__,_\__,_(_)_|\_,_|\__|_||_(_)__/\___| > \____/ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/news What I am looking for is a NERD. Sorry if I used the wrong term. Please post or email an ascii of a NERD ( of course, Oriental is prefered ). Thanks a bunch. Best regrds, Siu Ling
Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork ( preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )? Please, please! I will be very grateful. Best regards, Siu Ling
siu ling lim <li...@total.net> wrote: ------8< >What I am looking for is a NERD. Sorry if I used the wrong term. >Please post or email an ascii of a NERD ( of course, Oriental is >prefered ). Thanks a bunch. Hi Siu Ling, Sorry about the fuzz... I hope this one is more appropriate: (goofy haircut = intended; without it the *dork* turns out to be a *hunk*:) ______________________________ | | | __________________________ | | | | | | | _,.._ | | | | ,<\\\\\\. | | | | // \\\\\\\\ | | | | /) __ __| | | | | C==(_=)^(=_) | | | | ( " ) | | | | \ '-` / | | | | __/`. __.|_ | | | |____/` `\_____| | | [] | |_____________ ____________| \_____||||(| _____ |)||||____/ ____________|_____|__________ _.-" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "-._ ,"__ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= __", |_ _________________________________ _| \___________________________________/ rediddled Joan Stark's nerd. greeTZzz, mic >>Take one of the ff out to respond to proper email address<<
On Tue, 14 Oct 1997 17:44:02 -0700, peter cliffe <cli...@oldstreet.agw.bt.co.uk> wrote: >!!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? >erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of >one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork >mean in the States? >:-) Pete in the States, a dork equals stupid, dumb, etc.
On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, peter cliffe wrote: > > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork ( > > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )? Please, please! I will > > be very grateful. > > > > Best regards, > > > > Siu Ling > !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? > erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of > one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork > mean in the States? > :-) Pete I don't know which part of the UK you're from Peter, but I've never heard male genitals called a dork before, and I've been on this God-forsaken island for nearly all my born days (I went to France once, oh, yeah and the Isle of Man :) ). Common euphemisms I've heard for it, are: Monkey Wodge Tackle Jock Lunchbox Hose Thing(y) Beast Organ Fireman Helmet and even "Spitting Doll" but not Dork ...and I'm sure I'm missing some euphemisms there. And Finally: Apologies to those who find this thread has become rather tasteless... :-S -- Carl R White | e-mail...: crw...@-comp.brad.ac.uk | finger...: crw...@-dcsun1.comp.brad.ac.uk | web......: http://www.student.comp.brad.ac.uk/~crwhite/ Anti-Spam: Remove x's from header and change '-@-' to '@' in .sig
HAHAHA This is just too funny!! This poor oriental man is asking for a ascii of a dork, and all he gets is a lot of DICK!! HAHAHA I'm laughing my guts out over ..... :`D I just HAD too make a followup on this...so i made the BAD-ASS version of the "dork" It posted at the end! > Maybe the difference is: "Occidental" *dorks* wolf down their french fries and > burger just using their hands; and "Oriental" *dorks* have developed > sophisticated tools to do the same :) > > ____ ____ > '# ##`V'# ##` > |#####_#####| > `###/ \###' > (_ _ _ _) > | \_ _/ | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > / | | . \ > \\ ____/ | | | ; |______ > _\(\ ,/ /| | | , ,\ > (__)\\/ / | |` , , \ > (___)\\)/ ` ( __) , \ > (__) \\ ` ,-'` `\ ` / > (_)_/\\ ` ' |/~| ` | , / > \_..\\-..__/\/ ',',|___/ > ( ) |_/ / // > \"-=-"/ |_/_/ > > < > "-=-" > > mic ,--, ,--, | ^ | i | i ___' i `___ (________ ________) '# ##`V'# ##` /^^^^\ |#####_#####| /^^^^\ |||| | `###/ \###' | |||| \~^^L/ (_ _ _ _) \J^^~/ ( ) | \_ _/ | ( ) | | |/|||||\| | | \ \ .-. |\||H||/| .-. / / \ \,_/. .\,_| ^^\\^ |_,/. .\_,/ / \._ . . ._ \\ _ . _./ ~-,_,-~ | # | ~-,_,-~ | | _____ | | ______ /, , ,\| |/ , ,\ / , , ` , , \ i , , ` ` , i i ` ` ` i \ ' ` ' , , , / \__________/\__________/ -mais need a new sig? check out www.ifi.uio.no/~alfo/sigs.html and for ascii babes: www.ifi.uio.no/~alfo/asciibabes.html -mais ;D ('< "Millitary Intelligence. ` _ ' Alf Marius Foss Olsen // ,',) Two words combined that - (_) - www.ifi.uio.no/~alfo >o) ''<< can't make sence." ' ` +47 22187157 (() +--""-------- MegadetH -------- M _\|/_ J University of Oslo --"-"-+
After a few too many peter cliffe <cli...@oldstreet.agw.bt.co.uk> stumbled home and said >!!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? >erm, it means a penis! First I`ve heard of it!! Dorks are like nerds aren`t they? -- \ , / http://www.pantyfod.demon.co.uk ' ,___/_\___, ' IRC nick - Seren \ /o.o\ / -= > \_/ < =- "Slim,tall,young,cellulite free,athletic and tanned. /_\___/_\ The world doesn`t see beauty that way. . ` \ / ` . Marketeers see beauty that way." - Body Shop / ` \
> I don't know which part of the UK you're from Peter, but I've never heard > male genitals called a dork before, and I've been on this God-forsaken > island for nearly all my born days (I went to France once, oh, yeah and > the Isle of Man :) ). > > Common euphemisms I've heard for it, are: Well, I live near Liverpool, but have heard this all over the UK. Unfortunately, I know loads more nicknames for said wedding-tackle. But as this newsgroup is read by some young people, I will not post them here. Why do you call the UK 'God-forsaken' ? mind you, been to Bradford, and I must say that is one hovel of a place! - looks like some large prehistoric beast has crawled around the area, with a series of disappointing bowel movements. regards, Pete (a Liverpool FC supporter, 'God's Own Football Team')
On Wed, 15 Oct 1997 12:29:12 +0100, "Carl R. White" <crw...@comp.bradx.xac.uk> wrote: >On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, peter cliffe wrote: > >> > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork ( >> > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )? Please, please! I will >> > be very grateful. >> > >> > Best regards, >> > >> > Siu Ling >> !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? >> erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of >> one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork >> mean in the States? >> :-) Pete > >I don't know which part of the UK you're from Peter, but I've never heard >male genitals called a dork before, and I've been on this God-forsaken >island for nearly all my born days (I went to France once, oh, yeah and >the Isle of Man :) ). > >Common euphemisms I've heard for it, are: >>>>>>>>SNIP....(ouch)<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Actually in my part of the NW US dork would have made the list of euphemisms when I was much younger. But evidently since some kids grow up calling people names without knowing what they mean, now you see children scripted to use this word in TV shows. It always seemed to refer to a person as that object though and usually not the object itself and as opposed to calling someone a p***k was more like calling them a really dumb oddball p***k or maybe a wanker.....
On Thu, 16 Oct 1997, peter cliffe wrote:
->Well, I live near Liverpool, but have heard this all over the UK.
For those of you outside of the U.S., in American English --
especially nowadays in the computer age -- the term "dork" is
probably most commonly understood as a synonym for "nerd," which
means an unathletic, indoor couch-potato, four-eyed (i.e., wears
glasses), intellectually-inclined, "pointy-headed" computer
expert who plays chess or video games on the computer, is some-
where between five and 55 years old, who gets his jollies out of
hacking into the computers of the Pentagon or the NSA (No Such
Agency, as columnist Bill Safire calls it), and whose social life
consists of posting messages here in Cyberspace.
Another term is "geek." Perhaps "nerd" is what the original
poster meant when he used the term "dork." Let's hope so! Now,
hopefully, the bloody "dork" business can be laid to rest once
and for all. (Oops! Sorry! That's another instance where the
meaning of a word is different in American English than in British
English. In America the word "bloody" has no special significance
and isn't a swear-word as it is in England.)
And that seems to provide a segue for me to throw a bridge across
these linguistic waters. I've taken the liberty of making a few tiny
changes in Joan's wonderful suspension bridge. Here's my version:
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Being in Ohio-- I knew what he meant by 'dork'-- aka nerd, geek, etc.
It has been enlightening to hear the UK words... but I do know how the
ocean makes differences with words... take my email name, for instance!
I know you UK'ers smirk when reading it... but it doesn't mean the same
over here in the US! :)
Anyhow, here is a repost of my nerd/nerdette couple-- made for an
engineer's convention! hehehe (really!)
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Celeste Rowe wrote:
> First I`ve heard of it!! Dorks are like nerds aren`t they?
Same, except dorks are stupider, and less intrested in computers.
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Carl R. White wrote: > > On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, peter cliffe wrote: > > > > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork ( > > > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )? Please, please! I will > > > be very grateful. > > > > > > Best regards, > > > > > > Siu Ling > > !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? > > erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of > > one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork > > mean in the States? > > :-) Pete > > I don't know which part of the UK you're from Peter, but I've never heard > male genitals called a dork before, and I've been on this God-forsaken > island for nearly all my born days (I went to France once, oh, yeah and > the Isle of Man :) ). > > Common euphemisms I've heard for it, are: > Monkey > Wodge > Tackle > Jock > Lunchbox > Hose > Thing(y) > Beast > Organ > Fireman > Helmet > and even "Spitting Doll" > > but not Dork > > ...and I'm sure I'm missing some euphemisms there. > > And Finally: Apologies to those who find this thread has become rather > tasteless... :-S > > -- > Carl R White | e-mail...: crw...@-comp.brad.ac.uk > | finger...: crw...@-dcsun1.comp.brad.ac.uk > | web......: http://www.student.comp.brad.ac.uk/~crwhite/ > Anti-Spam: Remove x's from header and change '-@-' to '@' in .sig DORKS ARE GAY GET USE TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
In article Luke Pryor <lpr...@ihug.co.nz> wrote..
>DORKS ARE GAY GET USE TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm. Even if they were, what's wrong with it? Get a life, or lose your
net access. I have the power.
Dulcy
I'd like to apologise for my previous post on this thread. I can't have
been thinking too clearly. I wish I had an excuse but I don't...
Every time I look at the post, I cringe and get rather embarrassed, as the
people in the same computer room as me would lay testament to. (They
are staring in this direction wondering why I've gone a rather bright
shade of crimson.) I've also noticed, by re-reading *this* post, that my
grasp of advanced English grammar is rapidly disappearing too...
I think I need to get out more... :|
Erk... :( ,
Carl
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Which just goes to show, how terminology gets altered from one generation to the next. Dirk Taylor's reply confirms the original usage. Ok, so I'm an old fart, but I don't need you kids telling me what a word means, when I know it means one thing, when it used to mean another. This is a bit like most music these days, that samples stuff from thirty or so years ago. When I start singing along to the 'latest' club anthem, my 17 year-old daughter looks at me and says 'How come you know this?, it's only just been released' - oh yeah! Anyway, 'nuff of this dork stuff. I really enjoy looking into this site, and seeing the creative offerings, some really imaginative stuff here, wish I could do it so well. Pete (47 going on 16)
Lester5374 wrote: > > In article <344...@news.cu-online.com>, pas...@mah-online.com > (Larry Wade) writes: > > >>>!!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? > >>>erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of > >>>one of them wearing sunglasses? > > > > > > > > Yeah, that means penis here in the US too. :) . . . among other things. > Aaaaa, what the heck. Presenting, a dork wearing shades. > > Someone asked for "A dork wearing $$$$ > shades" hehe $$ $ $ > $ $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $$$ $$$ > $$$$$$$$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$ > $$$$ $$$ $$$ $$$$ > $$ $$$$$$$ $$ $ $$ $$$$$$$ $$ > $ $$$$ $$$ $$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ > $ $ $ $ $ $ > $ $ $$$$$ $ $ > ASCII by $ $ $ $ $ > $ $ $ $ $ > Lester5374 $ $ $ $ $ $ > @aol.com $ $$$ $ $ $$ $ > $ $ $ $ $$$ $ > $$ $$$ $$$ $$ > $$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > $ $ > > > You missed these that were posted earlier: : : : : : : ____ ____ : : : '# ##`V'# ##` : : : |#####_#####| : : : `###/ \###' : : : (_ _ _ _) : : : | \_ _/ | : : : | | | | : : : | | | | : : : | | | | : : : | | | | : : : | | | | : : : | | | | : : : _____ | | | | ______ : : : /, , ,\| |/ , ,\ : : : / , , ` , , \ : : : / , , ` ` , \ : : : \ ` ` ` / : : : \ ' ` ' , , , / : : : \__________/\__________/ : : : : : : : : :(How to make it "Oriental"? I have no idea! :D ) : : : : : : : Maybe the difference is: "Occidental" *dorks* wolf down their french : : fries : and burger just using their hands; and "Oriental" *dorks* have : : developed : : sophisticated tools to do the same :) : : : : ____ ____ : : '# ##`V'# ##` : : |#####_#####| : : `###/ \###' : : (_ _ _ _) : : | \_ _/ | : : | | | | : : | | | | : : | | | | : : | | | | : : | | | | : : / | | . \ : : \\ ____/ | | | ; |______ : : _\(\ ,/ /| | | , ,\ : : (__)\\/ / | |` , , \ : : (___)\\)/ ` ( __) , \ : : (__) \\ ` ,-'` `\ ` / : : (_)_/\\ ` ' |/~| ` | , / : : \_..\\-..__/\/ ',',|___/ : : ( ) |_/ / // : : \"-=-"/ |_/_/ : : > < : : "-=-" : : : : I just HAD too make a followup on this...so i made the BAD-ASS version of : the "dork" : : : : ,--, ,--, : | ^ | : i | i : ___' i `___ : (________ ________) : '# ##`V'# ##` : /^^^^\ |#####_#####| /^^^^\ : |||| | `###/ \###' | |||| : \~^^L/ (_ _ _ _) \J^^~/ : ( ) | \_ _/ | ( ) : | | |/|||||\| | | : \ \ .-. |\||H||/| .-. / / : \ \,_/. .\,_| ^^\\^ |_,/. .\_,/ / : \._ . . ._ \\ _ . _./ : ~-,_,-~ | # | ~-,_,-~ : | | : _____ | | ______ : /, , ,\| |/ , ,\ : / , , ` , , \ : i , , ` ` , i : i ` ` ` i : \ ' ` ' , , , / : \__________/\__________/ -mais : -- _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _| |__/ __ \| |_ _ __| |__| | | |_ _| |_| |_ ___ ___ \ V / / / / _` | | || / _` / _` |_| | || | _| ' \ _(_-</ -_) \_/|_\_\ \__,_|_|\_,_\__,_\__,_(_)_|\_,_|\__|_||_(_)__/\___| \____/ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/news LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
In article <344...@news.cu-online.com>, pas...@mah-online.com (Larry Wade) writes: >>>!!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? >>>erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of >>>one of them wearing sunglasses? > > > Yeah, that means penis here in the US too. :) . . . among other things. Aaaaa, what the heck. Presenting, a dork wearing shades. Someone asked for "A dork wearing $$$$ shades" hehe $$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $$$ $$$ $$$$$$$$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$ $$$$ $$$ $$$ $$$$ $$ $$$$$$$ $$ $ $$ $$$$$$$ $$ $ $$$$ $$$ $$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $$$$$ $ $ ASCII by $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ Lester5374 $ $ $ $ $ $ @aol.com $ $$$ $ $ $$ $ $ $ $ $ $$$ $ $$ $$$ $$$ $$ $$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ http://members.aol.com/lester5374 Ansi home page (ANSI are in GIF format only.) FTP://members.aol.com/lester5374/ansi To download the ANSI format (a lot more are here than are displayed on the web page).
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