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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 26 Oct 1997.
Re: REQ: a dork!

Re: REQ: a dork!

Lester5374 wrote:
> 
> In article <344...@news.cu-online.com>, pas...@mah-online.com
> (Larry Wade) writes:
> 
> >>>!!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this?
> >>>erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of
> >>>one of them wearing sunglasses?
> >
> >
> >
> 
> Yeah, that means penis here in the US too. :) . . . among other things.
> Aaaaa, what the heck. Presenting, a dork wearing shades.
> 
> Someone asked for "A dork wearing    $$$$
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You missed these that were posted earlier:

: : :
: : :             ____   ____
: : :            '# ##`V'# ##`
: : :            |#####_#####|
: : :             `###/ \###'
: : :            (_ _     _ _)
: : :              | \_ _/ |
: : :              |  | |  |
: : :              |  | |  |
: : :              |  | |  |
: : :              |  | |  |
: : :              |  | |  |
: : :              |  | |  |
: : :        _____ |  | |  | ______
: : :       /, , ,\|       |/  ,  ,\
: : :      /  , ,            ` , ,  \
: : :     /  , ,   `         `    ,  \
: : :     \      `          `   `    /
: : :      \  '   ` '     ,  ,   ,  /
: : :       \__________/\__________/
: : :
: : :
: : :(How to make it "Oriental"? I have no idea! :D )
: : :
: : 
: : Maybe the difference is: "Occidental" *dorks* wolf down their french
: : fries : and burger just using their hands; and "Oriental" *dorks*
have 
: : developed : : sophisticated tools to do the same :)
: : 
: :              ____   ____
: :             '# ##`V'# ##`
: :             |#####_#####|
: :              `###/ \###'
: :             (_ _     _ _)
: :               | \_ _/ |
: :               |  | |  |
: :               |  | |  |
: :               |  | |  |
: :               |  | |  |
: :               |  | |  |
: :              /   | | . \
: :      \\ ____/ |  | | ; |______
: :      _\(\ ,/ /|      | |  ,  ,\
: :     (__)\\/ /        | |` , ,  \
: :    (___)\\)/  `     ( __)    ,  \
: :     (__) \\ `    ,-'`   `\ `    /
: :      (_)_/\\ ` ' |/~|  `  | ,  /
: :        \_..\\-..__/\/ ',',|___/
: :         (       )  |_/ / //
: :          \"-=-"/    |_/_/
: :           >   <
: :           "-=-"
: : 
:
: I just HAD too make a followup on this...so i made the BAD-ASS version
of 
: the "dork"
: 
: 
: 
:                 ,--, ,--,
:                |    ^    |
:                i    |    i
:            ___'     i     `___
:           (________   ________)
:               '# ##`V'# ##`
:  /^^^^\        |#####_#####|       /^^^^\
:  |||| |        `###/ \###'        | ||||
:  \~^^L/       (_ _     _ _)       \J^^~/
:  (   )          | \_ _/ |          (   )
:   | |           |/|||||\|           | |
:    \ \    .-.   |\||H||/|   .-.    / /
:     \ \,_/. .\,_| ^^\\^ |_,/. .\_,/ /
:      \._ . .  ._     \\  _   .   _./
:         ~-,_,-~ |     # | ~-,_,-~
:                 |       |
:           _____ |       | ______
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:        i  , ,   `         `    ,  i
:        i      `          `   `    i
:         \  '   ` '     ,  ,   ,  /
:          \__________/\__________/  -mais
: 

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From: Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
Subject: Re: REQ: a dork!
Date: 1997/10/26
Message-ID: <345...@on.spammer>
X-Deja-AN: 284984083
References: <344...@news.cu-online.com> <199...@ladder02.news.aol.com>
Organization: University of Lulea, Sweden
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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