Re: REQ: a dork!

Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> peter cliffe wrote:
> >
> > > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork (
> > > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )?  Please, please!  I will
> > > be very grateful.
> > >
> > > Best regards,
> > >
> > > Siu Ling
> > !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this?
> > erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of
> > one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork
> > mean in the States?
> > :-) Pete
> 
> This sounds like an interesting challenge...
> 
> Somewhere in a darker corner of my collection I find this beauty (not
> made by me):
> 
>                 __ __
>                /  V  \
>               /       \
>              /         \
>             (_ _     _ _)
>               | \_ _/ |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>         _____ |  | |  | ______
>        /, , ,\|       |/  ,  ,\
>       /  , ,            ` , ,  \
>      /  , ,   `         `    ,  \
>      \      `          `   `    /
>       \  '   ` '     ,  ,   ,  /
>        \__________/\__________/
> 
> And added a pair of sunglasses:
> 
>              ____   ____
>             '# ##`V'# ##`
>             |#####_#####|
>              `###/ \###'
>             (_ _     _ _)
>               | \_ _/ |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>         _____ |  | |  | ______
>        /, , ,\|       |/  ,  ,\
>       /  , ,            ` , ,  \
>      /  , ,   `         `    ,  \
>      \      `          `   `    /
>       \  '   ` '     ,  ,   ,  /
>        \__________/\__________/
> 
> looks a bit silly.... maybe some talented artist will make a more
> serious attempt... (though I doubt the request was very serious... How
> to make it "Oriental"? I have no idea! :D )
> 
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What I am looking for is a NERD.  Sorry if I used the wrong term. 
Please post or email an ascii of a NERD ( of course, Oriental is
prefered ).  Thanks a bunch.

Best regrds,

Siu Ling

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