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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 15 Oct 1997.
Re: REQ: a dork!

Re: REQ: a dork!


HAHAHA This is just too funny!!

This poor oriental man is asking for a ascii of a dork, and all he gets is a lot 
of DICK!! HAHAHA I'm laughing my guts out over ..... 

:`D


I just HAD too make a followup on this...so i made the BAD-ASS version of the "dork"
It posted at the end!

> Maybe the difference is: "Occidental" *dorks* wolf down their french fries and
> burger just using their hands; and "Oriental" *dorks* have developed
> sophisticated tools to do the same :)
> 
>              ____   ____
>             '# ##`V'# ##`
>             |#####_#####|
>              `###/ \###'
>             (_ _     _ _)
>               | \_ _/ |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>               |  | |  |
>              /   | | . \
>      \\ ____/ |  | | ; |______
>      _\(\ ,/ /|      | |  ,  ,\
>     (__)\\/ /        | |` , ,  \
>    (___)\\)/  `     ( __)    ,  \
>     (__) \\ `    ,-'`   `\ `    /
>      (_)_/\\ ` ' |/~|  `  | ,  /
>        \_..\\-..__/\/ ',',|___/
>         (       )  |_/ / //
>          \"-=-"/    |_/_/
>           >   <
>           "-=-"
> 
> mic

                ,--, ,--,
               |    ^    |
               i    |    i
           ___'     i     `___
          (________   ________)
              '# ##`V'# ##`
 /^^^^\        |#####_#####|       /^^^^\
 |||| |        `###/ \###'        | ||||
 \~^^L/       (_ _     _ _)       \J^^~/
 (   )          | \_ _/ |          (   )
  | |           |/|||||\|           | |
   \ \    .-.   |\||H||/|   .-.    / /
    \ \,_/. .\,_| ^^\\^ |_,/. .\_,/ /
     \._ . .  ._     \\  _   .   _./
        ~-,_,-~ |     # | ~-,_,-~
                |       |
          _____ |       | ______
         /, , ,\|       |/  ,  ,\
        /  , ,            ` , ,  \
       i  , ,   `         `    ,  i
       i      `          `   `    i
        \  '   ` '     ,  ,   ,  /
         \__________/\__________/  -mais


need a new sig? check out

www.ifi.uio.no/~alfo/sigs.html

and for ascii babes: www.ifi.uio.no/~alfo/asciibabes.html


-mais ;D

  ('<  "Millitary Intelligence.  `  _  '  Alf Marius Foss Olsen  //
 ,',)   Two words combined that -  (_)  -  www.ifi.uio.no/~alfo >o)
''<<    can't make sence."        '   `      +47 22187157       (()
+--""-------- MegadetH -------- M _\|/_ J  University of Oslo --"-"-+

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From: alf...@ifi.uio.no (Alf Marius Foss Olsen)
Subject: Re: REQ: a dork!
Date: 1997/10/15
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Organization: Dept. of Informatics, University of Oslo, Norway
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