Re: REQ: a dork!
From Carl R. White <crw...@comp.bradx.xac.uk>
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· 15 Oct 1997 00:00 · View full thread
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On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, peter cliffe wrote: > > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork ( > > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )? Please, please! I will > > be very grateful. > > > > Best regards, > > > > Siu Ling > !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this? > erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of > one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork > mean in the States? > :-) Pete I don't know which part of the UK you're from Peter, but I've never heard male genitals called a dork before, and I've been on this God-forsaken island for nearly all my born days (I went to France once, oh, yeah and the Isle of Man :) ). Common euphemisms I've heard for it, are: Monkey Wodge Tackle Jock Lunchbox Hose Thing(y) Beast Organ Fireman Helmet and even "Spitting Doll" but not Dork ...and I'm sure I'm missing some euphemisms there. And Finally: Apologies to those who find this thread has become rather tasteless... :-S -- Carl R White | e-mail...: crw...@-comp.brad.ac.uk | finger...: crw...@-dcsun1.comp.brad.ac.uk | web......: http://www.student.comp.brad.ac.uk/~crwhite/ Anti-Spam: Remove x's from header and change '-@-' to '@' in .sig
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,5ecdee5991aa4c X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: "Carl R. White" <crw...@comp.bradx.xac.uk> Subject: Re: REQ: a dork! Date: 1997/10/15 Message-ID: <Pin...@dcsun7.comp.brad.ac.uk>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 280762575 References: <344...@total.net> <344...@oldstreet.agw.bt.co.uk> X-Sender: crw...@dcsun7.comp.brad.ac.uk Organization: University of Bradford Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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