Re: REQ: a dork!

Carl R. White wrote:
> 
> On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, peter cliffe wrote:
> 
> > > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork (
> > > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )?  Please, please!  I will
> > > be very grateful.
> > >
> > > Best regards,
> > >
> > > Siu Ling
> > !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this?
> > erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of
> > one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork
> > mean in the States?
> > :-) Pete
> 
> I don't know which part of the UK you're from Peter, but I've never heard
> male genitals called a dork before, and I've been on this God-forsaken
> island for nearly all my born days (I went to France once, oh, yeah and
> the Isle of Man :) ).
> 
> Common euphemisms I've heard for it, are:
>         Monkey
>         Wodge
>         Tackle
>         Jock
>         Lunchbox
>         Hose
>         Thing(y)
>         Beast
>         Organ
>         Fireman
>         Helmet
> and even "Spitting Doll"
> 
> but not Dork
> 
> ...and I'm sure I'm missing some euphemisms there.
> 
> And Finally: Apologies to those who find this thread has become rather
> tasteless... :-S
> 
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DORKS ARE GAY GET USE TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!