Re: REQ: a dork!

peter cliffe wrote:
> 
> > Could someone please post or email an ascii picture of a dork (
> > preferably an Oriental dork wearing glasses )?  Please, please!  I will
> > be very grateful.
> >
> > Best regards,
> >
> > Siu Ling
> !!!!! In England a dork means, er, how can I put this?
> erm, it means a penis! Are you sure you want a drawing of
> one of them wearing sunglasses? guffaw guffaw! What does dork
> mean in the States?
> :-) Pete

This sounds like an interesting challenge...

Somewhere in a darker corner of my collection I find this beauty (not
made by me):


                __ __
               /  V  \
              /       \
             /         \
            (_ _     _ _)
              | \_ _/ |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
        _____ |  | |  | ______
       /, , ,\|       |/  ,  ,\
      /  , ,            ` , ,  \
     /  , ,   `         `    ,  \
     \      `          `   `    /
      \  '   ` '     ,  ,   ,  /
       \__________/\__________/


And added a pair of sunglasses:


             ____   ____
            '# ##`V'# ##`
            |#####_#####|
             `###/ \###'
            (_ _     _ _)
              | \_ _/ |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
              |  | |  |
        _____ |  | |  | ______
       /, , ,\|       |/  ,  ,\
      /  , ,            ` , ,  \
     /  , ,   `         `    ,  \
     \      `          `   `    /
      \  '   ` '     ,  ,   ,  /
       \__________/\__________/


looks a bit silly.... maybe some talented artist will make a more
serious attempt... (though I doubt the request was very serious... How
to make it "Oriental"? I have no idea! :D )

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\ V / / / / _` | | || / _` / _` |_| | || |  _| ' \ _(_-</ -_)
 \_/|_\_\ \__,_|_|\_,_\__,_\__,_(_)_|\_,_|\__|_||_(_)__/\___|
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