Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Oct 1998.
WTD: A *Small* Alien Head/Face
alt.ascii-art
· 29 messages · 22 Oct 1998 - 3 Nov 1998
Hello, I'm looking for a small alien face with big almond eyes. Thank you! -- �*�::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::Mulder: Hey Scully, f�hlen Sie meine Hose!:: :: http://noa.student.utwente.nl/~abba :: ::Linux - Proof Of Intelligent Life On Earth:: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::�*�
God Was a Palestinian wrote: > > Hello, > I'm looking for a small alien face with big almond eyes. > Thank you! > > -- > ?*?::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > ::Mulder: Hey Scully, f�hlen Sie meine Hose!:: > :: http://noa.student.utwente.nl/~abba :: > ::Linux - Proof Of Intelligent Life On Earth:: > :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::?*? Right, Hello Twente... Just try!!!, god. -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 22 17:56:37 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . When the ship lifts, all bills are paid. No regrets. XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (83) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' ""
On Thu, 22 Oct 1998 16:54:11 +0200, God Was a Palestinian <ana...@canada.com> wrote: >Hello, >I'm looking for a small alien face with big almond eyes. >Thank you! ~;;;;;;;;;~ ;;< >|< >;; ';;;;;;;' ;(=); ';;;' Is this the sort of thing? ~Dan -- Web: http://www.uplink.clara.net Email: dan...@bigfoot.com ICQ#: 15212336
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In article <362...@canada.com>, God Was a Palestinian <ana...@canada.com> writes >Hello, >I'm looking for a small alien face with big almond eyes. >Thank you! > >-- > �*�::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > ::Mulder: Hey Scully, f�hlen Sie meine Hose!:: > :: http://noa.student.utwente.nl/~abba :: > ::Linux - Proof Of Intelligent Life On Earth:: > :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::�*� > > ALIEN OO OO OOOOO OOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO OOO OOO . . ___ _ | \ /\ |\ | (____) | \ / \ | \ | / \ | \/ \| \ | | \ / | | /------\ \ | \ (0)(0) / | / \ \ | < '' > |_/ \ \| |HHHHHH| \____/
Here's one I posted a few days ago. ______ /_ _\ |/ \ / \| |\__\/__/| \ / \ __ / dp \__/ __/\__ __/\__ I'd explain it to you, \ / |) /-\ \/ | |) \ / but your brain would explode. /_ _\ /_ _\ \/ P /-\ |_ |\/| E R \/ dav...@rocketmail.com God Was a Palestinian <ana...@canada.com> wrote in article <362...@canada.com>... > Hello, > I'm looking for a small alien face with big almond eyes. > Thank you! > > -- > �*�::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: > ::Mulder: Hey Scully, f�hlen Sie meine Hose!:: > :: http://noa.student.utwente.nl/~abba :: > ::Linux - Proof Of Intelligent Life On Earth:: > :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::�*� > > >
On Fri, 23 Oct 1998 23:14:02 GMT, dan...@nofreemoney.bigfoot.com (Daniel Ros) wrote: >On Thu, 22 Oct 1998 16:54:11 +0200, God Was a Palestinian ><ana...@canada.com> wrote: > >>Hello, >>I'm looking for a small alien face with big almond eyes. >>Thank you! > > > ~;;;;;;;;;~ > ;;< >|< >;; > ';;;;;;;' > ;(=); > ';;;' > >Is this the sort of thing? Er...no...that look's more like a pair of fancy undies. Plain undies: ,==========, | | | | `-./ \.-' -Felix Lee- `.__.' Fancy undies _____ _____ // _/__ // _/__ // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / /| _// / /| _// / / // / / / // / / ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % %% % % %) / \ |- - - - - - | / -Veronica Karlsson- `\.____/______________\____./' Tuku Morgan Undies: ______________________________________________ ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |% % % % % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % % % % % % % | | % % % % % % % ||| % % % % %|||% % % % % % % %| |%_%_%_% % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % %% % %_%_%_%| |/ (% % % % /// % % % % % \\\ % % % %) \| | (% % % /// % % % % % % \\\ % % %) | | (% % /// % % % % % % % \\\ % %) | \ (% /// % % % % % % % % \\\ %) / | (/// % % % % % % % % % \\\) | \ (/ % % % % % % % % % % \) / | (% % % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % % % % % %) / -VK/cfbd- | (% % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % % % %) / \ |- - - - - - -| / `\.____/_______________\____./' Bye,
Ojosh!ro wrote: > Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > > > Fancy undies > > _____ _____ > > // _/__ // _/__ > > // // / // // / > > // // / // // / > > // // / // // / > > // // / // // / > > /| _// / /| _// / > > / // / / / // / / > > ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ > > -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- > > /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / > > /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| > > /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| > > \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| > > | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | > > | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | > > \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / > > | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | > > \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / > > | (% % % % % % % % % %) | > > \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / > > | (% % % % % % % %) | > > \ (% % % %% % % %) / > > \ |- - - - - - | / -Veronica Karlsson- > > `\.____/______________\____./' > > > > Tuku Morgan Undies: > > > > ______________________________________________ > > ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| > > |% % % % % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % % % % % % % | > > | % % % % % % % ||| % % % % %|||% % % % % % % %| > > |%_%_%_% % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % %% % %_%_%_%| > > |/ (% % % % /// % % % % % \\\ % % % %) \| > > | (% % % /// % % % % % % \\\ % % %) | > > | (% % /// % % % % % % % \\\ % %) | > > \ (% /// % % % % % % % % \\\ %) / > > | (/// % % % % % % % % % \\\) | > > \ (/ % % % % % % % % % % \) / > > | (% % % % % % % % % % %) | > > \ (% % % % % % % % % %) / > > -VK/cfbd- | (% % % % % % % % %) | > > \ (% % % % % % % %) / > > \ |- - - - - - -| / > > `\.____/_______________\____./' > > > > Bye, > > Yuck! That looks lik lace-fronts... I hate lace! > I always get stuck with my nails! > That's what it looks like to me too! :D Here are some plain grey cotton ones (should be more comfortable): ______________________________________________ ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |. . . . . . . .|||. . . . . ||| . . . . . . . | | . . . . . . . ||| . . . . .|||. . . . . . . .| |._._._. . . . .|||. . . . . ||| . .. . . ._._.| |/ \. . . . /// . . . . . \\\ . . . ./ \| | |. . . /// . . . . . . \\\ . . .| | | \. . /// . . . . . . . \\\ . ./ | \ |. /// . . . . . . . . \\\ .| / | \/// . . . . . . . . . \\\/ | \ \/ . . . . . . . . . . \/ / | |. . . . . . . . . . .| | \ \. . . . . . . . . ./ / -VK/cfbd- | \. . . . . . . . ./ | \ \. . . . . . . ./ / \ |- - - - - - -| / `-.____/_______________\____.-' > Horrible! Horrible! Go away! > *grin* Mmmmm... and Colin complains about "kinky condoms"... :D -- _ __ __ _ _ __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ '
Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > On Fri, 23 Oct 1998 23:14:02 GMT, dan...@nofreemoney.bigfoot.com (Daniel > Ros) wrote: > > >On Thu, 22 Oct 1998 16:54:11 +0200, God Was a Palestinian > ><ana...@canada.com> wrote: > > > >>Hello, > >>I'm looking for a small alien face with big almond eyes. > >>Thank you! > > > > > > ~;;;;;;;;;~ > > ;;< >|< >;; > > ';;;;;;;' > > ;(=); > > ';;;' > > > >Is this the sort of thing? > > Er...no...that look's more like a pair of fancy undies. > > Plain undies: > > ,==========, > | | | | > `-./ \.-' -Felix Lee- > `.__.' > > Fancy undies > _____ _____ > // _/__ // _/__ > // // / // // / > // // / // // / > // // / // // / > // // / // // / > /| _// / /| _// / > / // / / / // / / > ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ > -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- > /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / > /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| > /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| > \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| > | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | > | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | > \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / > | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | > \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / > | (% % % % % % % % % %) | > \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / > | (% % % % % % % %) | > \ (% % % %% % % %) / > \ |- - - - - - | / -Veronica Karlsson- > `\.____/______________\____./' > > Tuku Morgan Undies: > > ______________________________________________ > ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| > |% % % % % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % % % % % % % | > | % % % % % % % ||| % % % % %|||% % % % % % % %| > |%_%_%_% % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % %% % %_%_%_%| > |/ (% % % % /// % % % % % \\\ % % % %) \| > | (% % % /// % % % % % % \\\ % % %) | > | (% % /// % % % % % % % \\\ % %) | > \ (% /// % % % % % % % % \\\ %) / > | (/// % % % % % % % % % \\\) | > \ (/ % % % % % % % % % % \) / > | (% % % % % % % % % % %) | > \ (% % % % % % % % % %) / > -VK/cfbd- | (% % % % % % % % %) | > \ (% % % % % % % %) / > \ |- - - - - - -| / > `\.____/_______________\____./' > > Bye, Yuck! That looks lik lace-fronts... I hate lace! I always get stuck with my nails! Horrible! Horrible! Go away! *grin* -- ____ Time : Mon Oct 26 11:36:52 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to XXx++-.. avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness XXxx++--.. provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the `XXXxx+++--' very young, the untraveled, the naive, the `XXXxxx' unsophisticated deplore these formalities as "empty," "" "meaningless," or "dishonest," and scorn to use them. No matter how "pure" their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best. Lazarus Long (63)
Brian <bri...@wave.co.nz> wrote: >On Tue, 27 Oct 1998 10:20:04 GMT, sto...@my-dejanews.com wrote: >>> > > >>> > > Tuku Morgan Undies: >The great New Zealand "Tuku-Gate", in which Member of Parliament Tuku >was found to be spending vast sums of money (as corporate expenses) on >underwear, did *not* involve undies like the ones shown. >Tuku favoured boxer underwear, of the expensive kind, and Tuku alone, >has possibly been responsible for New Zealanders flocking to buy boxer >shorts since that time, and thinking of our friend Tuku, every time >they put on a pair of "his" shorts. >Even I am a convert. Boxer shorts are for me! >I am sure all New Zealanders would appreciate seeing some *real* Tuku >boxers.... the following just doesn't make it :-) >Brian. >(I've been lurking for a few days. I have to say I am *very* >impressed. Joris, Joan, WOW! and many others also. ) >>> > > >>> > > ______________________________________________ >>> > > ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| >>> > > |% % % % % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % % % % % % % | >>> > > | % % % % % % % ||| % % % % %|||% % % % % % % %| >>> > > |%_%_%_% % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % %% % %_%_%_%| >>> > > |/ (% % % % /// % % % % % \\\ % % % %) \| >>> > > | (% % % /// % % % % % % \\\ % % %) | >>> > > | (% % /// % % % % % % % \\\ % %) | >>> > > \ (% /// % % % % % % % % \\\ %) / >>> > > | (/// % % % % % % % % % \\\) | >>> > > \ (/ % % % % % % % % % % \) / >>> > > | (% % % % % % % % % % %) | >>> > > \ (% % % % % % % % % %) / >>> > > -VK/cfbd- | (% % % % % % % % %) | >>> > > \ (% % % % % % % %) / >>> > > \ |- - - - - - -| / >>> > > `\.____/_______________\____./' >>> > > OK...so now's your chance to try _your_ hand at some Tuku Boxer Shorts. Unless they were lacey-style like the above or striped/check designs I do not know what they were like so cannot do an authentic picture. Did you ever get to see Tuku's underpants or a photo of them maybe? A pair of plain boxer shorts should not be hard for you to draw but actual Tuku Shorts may be more difficult. Meanwhile...I think Tuku quite possibly will have some monogrammed plain Y-fronts for less-important trips e.g. normal travelling duties and trips to and from his parliamentary constituency? Maybe something along these lines? ||||||||||||||| LASTEX ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | ||||| ||||| | | ||||| ||||| | | ||||| ||||| | | _ __ __ ||||| ||||| __ __ _ | |/ \ ///// \\\\\ / \| | | ///// \\\\\ | | | \ //// /( \\\\\ / | \ | ///// ( -||=||=|| \\\\\ | / \ | ///// \( || \\\\\ | / | \//// || \\\\ / | \ \// || \\/ / | | (/ /( | | | | ( -||]\ /[|\ | | \ \ \(|| || || / / | \ || || || / | | \ || || || / | \ \ (/ (/ (/ / / -cfbd98/VK- \ ||-- -- -- -- -- -- --|| / \ ||-- -- -- -- -- -- --|| / ``- ______/________________________\______ -'' TUKU Y-FRONTS ? HooRoo,
Brian wrote:[snip] > > > (I've been lurking for a few days. I have to say I am *very* > impressed. Joris, Joan, WOW! and many others also. ) Thanks, *. `. @ _/oo |/\ \__ \__ @ /' @ _\ \\_ \_| ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~_\,___\/--'-\#, b'ger -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
I think it was very beatyful.Wonder just how you do it?Vilket arbete m�ste ha tatt flera timmar att g�ra/mats In article <363...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote: > Ojosh!ro wrote: > > Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > > > > > Fancy undies > > > _____ _____ > > > // _/__ // _/__ > > > // // / // // / > > > // // / // // / > > > // // / // // / > > > // // / // // / > > > /| _// / /| _// / > > > / // / / / // / / > > > ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ > > > -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- > > > /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / > > > /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| > > > /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| > > > \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| > > > | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | > > > | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | > > > \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / > > > | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | > > > \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / > > > | (% % % % % % % % % %) | > > > \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / > > > | (% % % % % % % %) | > > > \ (% % % %% % % %) / > > > \ |- - - - - - | / -Veronica Karlsson- > > > `\.____/______________\____./' > > > > > > Tuku Morgan Undies: > > > > > > ______________________________________________ > > > ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| > > > |% % % % % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % % % % % % % | > > > | % % % % % % % ||| % % % % %|||% % % % % % % %| > > > |%_%_%_% % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % %% % %_%_%_%| > > > |/ (% % % % /// % % % % % \\\ % % % %) \| > > > | (% % % /// % % % % % % \\\ % % %) | > > > | (% % /// % % % % % % % \\\ % %) | > > > \ (% /// % % % % % % % % \\\ %) / > > > | (/// % % % % % % % % % \\\) | > > > \ (/ % % % % % % % % % % \) / > > > | (% % % % % % % % % % %) | > > > \ (% % % % % % % % % %) / > > > -VK/cfbd- | (% % % % % % % % %) | > > > \ (% % % % % % % %) / > > > \ |- - - - - - -| / > > > `\.____/_______________\____./' > > > > > > Bye, > > > > Yuck! That looks lik lace-fronts... I hate lace! > > I always get stuck with my nails! > > > > That's what it looks like to me too! :D > > Here are some plain grey cotton ones (should be more comfortable): > > ______________________________________________ > ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| > |. . . . . . . .|||. . . . . ||| . . . . . . . | > | . . . . . . . ||| . . . . .|||. . . . . . . .| > |._._._. . . . .|||. . . . . ||| . .. . . ._._.| > |/ \. . . . /// . . . . . \\\ . . . ./ \| > | |. . . /// . . . . . . \\\ . . .| | > | \. . /// . . . . . . . \\\ . ./ | > \ |. /// . . . . . . . . \\\ .| / > | \/// . . . . . . . . . \\\/ | > \ \/ . . . . . . . . . . \/ / > | |. . . . . . . . . . .| | > \ \. . . . . . . . . ./ / > -VK/cfbd- | \. . . . . . . . ./ | > \ \. . . . . . . ./ / > \ |- - - - - - -| / > `-.____/_______________\____.-' > > > Horrible! Horrible! Go away! > > *grin* > > Mmmmm... and Colin complains about "kinky condoms"... :D > > -- > _ __ __ _ _ > __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ > ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) > _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ > ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) > \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ > \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ > ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ ' > -----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==----- http://www.dejanews.com/rg_mkgrp.xp Create Your Own Free Member Forum
On Tue, 27 Oct 1998 10:20:04 GMT, sto...@my-dejanews.com wrote: >> > > >> > > Tuku Morgan Undies: The great New Zealand "Tuku-Gate", in which Member of Parliament Tuku was found to be spending vast sums of money (as corporate expenses) on underwear, did *not* involve undies like the ones shown. Tuku favoured boxer underwear, of the expensive kind, and Tuku alone, has possibly been responsible for New Zealanders flocking to buy boxer shorts since that time, and thinking of our friend Tuku, every time they put on a pair of "his" shorts. Even I am a convert. Boxer shorts are for me! I am sure all New Zealanders would appreciate seeing some *real* Tuku boxers.... the following just doesn't make it :-) Brian. (I've been lurking for a few days. I have to say I am *very* impressed. Joris, Joan, WOW! and many others also. ) >> > > >> > > ______________________________________________ >> > > ||||||||||.LASTEX.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| >> > > |% % % % % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % % % % % % % | >> > > | % % % % % % % ||| % % % % %|||% % % % % % % %| >> > > |%_%_%_% % % % %|||% % % % % ||| % %% % %_%_%_%| >> > > |/ (% % % % /// % % % % % \\\ % % % %) \| >> > > | (% % % /// % % % % % % \\\ % % %) | >> > > | (% % /// % % % % % % % \\\ % %) | >> > > \ (% /// % % % % % % % % \\\ %) / >> > > | (/// % % % % % % % % % \\\) | >> > > \ (/ % % % % % % % % % % \) / >> > > | (% % % % % % % % % % %) | >> > > \ (% % % % % % % % % %) / >> > > -VK/cfbd- | (% % % % % % % % %) | >> > > \ (% % % % % % % %) / >> > > \ |- - - - - - -| / >> > > `\.____/_______________\____./' >> > >
From the archives... Bikini...
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.Xx+-. . Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. Lazarus
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In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > From the archives... Bikini... > > > _.--. _.---. _.-. > | ""__ \-._ .-' /| > `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > . ^ /|\ '-+-` | | Is this an example of an alien bikini top? I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as to explain? Many thanks. NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ " "
llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: >In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" ><ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: >> >> From the archives... Bikini... >> >> >> _.--. _.---. _.-. >> | ""__ \-._ .-' /| >> `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. >> .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) >> ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 >> >. > ^ > /|\ > '-+-` > | > | >Is this an example of an alien bikini top? >I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and >what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of >shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as >to explain? Many thanks. Well... you have probably not been studying the anatomical structure of aliens closely enough. Someone managed to get some lacy knickers on Lady Centaur successfully... Sgt. 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On Wed, 28 Oct 1998, llizard wrote: > In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" > <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > > > From the archives... Bikini... > > Strap > > /~~~~~~~/ \ > > _.--. _.---. \ _.-. > > | ""__ \-._ .-' /| > > `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > > ._.-'"--.__.-" \ `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > > / ______/\ > . STRAP \Not strap > Is this an example of an alien bikini top? > > I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and > what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of > shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as > to explain? Many thanks. > See piccy above. I believe I got that right. Phil -- Philip Powell ccx...@coventry.ac.uk Computing Services Coventry University
llizard wrote: > > In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" > <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > > > From the archives... Bikini... > > > > > > _.--. _.---. _.-. > > | ""__ \-._ .-' /| > > `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > > ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > > > . > ^ > /|\ > '-+-` > | > | > Is this an example of an alien bikini top? > > I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and > what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of > shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as > to explain? Many thanks. > > NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you > see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" > to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. Ehm, well... Sure, though Bikini's are not meant for Lizards ( They have no breasts or even anything that looks remotely like it or has the same function ) Loop one, put around neck. | ,--This should (barely) cover left breast. | _.--. _.---. v `>| ""__ \-._ `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. <---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. .-' \_ |-"" ._.-'"--.__.-" <---This should cover right breast. ^ `---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. And excuse me for saying, but I feel a little like Wonko The Sane here. The persons that wear those kind of thingies are mostly female and of the human species (homo 'sapiens'). Some carbon-based lifeform from a small planet near a yellow star in one of the arms of this same here galaxy. (PS. Stay out of their way, they tend to look with their hands...) Ojosh!ro Barnards Star 4. -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 29 12:01:43 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . The two highest achievements of the human mind are the XXx++-.. twin concepts of "loyalty" and "duty". Whenever these XXxx++--.. twin concepts fall into disrepute -- get out of there `XXXxx+++--' fast! You may possibly save yourself, but it is too late `XXXxxx' to save that society. It is doomed. Lazarus Long (59) "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
Phil wrote: > > On Wed, 28 Oct 1998, llizard wrote: > > > In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" > > <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > > > > > From the archives... Bikini... > > > Strap > > > /~~~~~~~/ \ > > > _.--. _.---. \ _.-. > > > | ""__ \-._ .-' /| > > > `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > > > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > > > ._.-'"--.__.-" \ `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > > > / ______/\ > > . STRAP \Not strap > > > Is this an example of an alien bikini top? > > > > I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and > > what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of > > shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as > > to explain? Many thanks. > > > > See piccy above. > > I believe I got that right. > > Phil Very good Phil, I see you know how these things work =) -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 29 12:03:28 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . A motion to adjourn is always in order. Lazarus Long XXx++-.. (22) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
In article <Pin...@leofric.coventry.ac.uk>, Phil <ccx...@coventry.ac.uk> wrote: > > On Wed, 28 Oct 1998, llizard wrote: > > > In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" > > <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > > > > > From the archives... Bikini... > > > Strap > > > /~~~~~~~/ \ > > > _.--. _.---. \ _.-. > > > | ""__ \-._ .-' /| > > > `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > > > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > > > ._.-'"--.__.-" \ `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > > > / ______/\ > > . STRAP \Not strap > > > Is this an example of an alien bikini top? > > > > I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and > > what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of > > shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as > > to explain? Many thanks. > > > > See piccy above. > > I believe I got that right. > > Phil Okay, Phil, I'll look again. _________ | XII | | | ___ |IX *----| _/ |===%^, | / | |_____| __\/> |____VI___| --- == > [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | ... _________ | XII | | | ___ hmm |IX * | _/ |===%^, | / \ | |_____| \\/> |____VI\__| --- == > [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | ... _________ | XII | | | ___ !/\ |IX * | _/ | ---%^^^, |\| /\ \ / | /| | |_____| / \/ > | | \/ \^/ |____|I___| --- == > I get it!! [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | Thanks for explaining, Phil. Ojosh!ro, may I suggest that you separate the neck straps? ,--. : `---. _.-. _ __ \-._ .-' /| ' `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 (straps altered by ejm) NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ |_____| __<_ \ --- == >/ The nonadjustable straps you drew are [_____] __>,^ guaranteed to fall off in a dive. (But ejm| | //| | maybe that was exactly what you had in mind?)
In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > llizard wrote: > > > > In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" > > <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > > > > > From the archives... Bikini... > > > > > > > > > _.--. _.---. _.-. > > > | ""__ \-._ .-' /| > > > `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > > > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > > > ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > > > > > . > > ^ > > /|\ > > '-+-` > > | > > | > > Is this an example of an alien bikini top? > > > > I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and > > what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of > > shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as > > to explain? Many thanks. > > Ehm, well... > Sure, though Bikini's are not meant for Lizards ( They have no breasts or > even anything that looks remotely like it or has the same function ) > > Loop one, put around neck. > | ,--This should (barely) cover left breast. > | _.--. _.---. v > `>| ""__ \-._ > `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. <---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. > .-' \_ |-"" > ._.-'"--.__.-" <---This should cover right breast. > ^ > `---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. > > And excuse me for saying, but I feel a little like Wonko The Sane here. > > The persons that wear those kind of thingies are mostly female and of the > human species (homo 'sapiens'). Some carbon-based lifeform from a small > planet near a yellow star in one of the arms of this same here galaxy. > > (PS. Stay out of their way, they tend to look with their hands...) > > Ojosh!ro > Barnards Star 4. Even if I had the right shape for it, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of those contraptions, but llizards have enquiring minds too. Thanks for explaining. As I said in the reply to Phil's explanation, this is bound to happen after a dive from one of those mostly female humans who dons the suit you depicted. (Thanks to Andreas Freise for the drawing.) .----------------------a:f----, / ~ ~ `o=o-- / / ~~ ~ / / , ,__, ~ / / . \ `v .-'`. / / $$}/) ~ .:' `. / '_._""~~~ ( :. `. ( `::. `. ~ ~ (`:;. ` ~ ``. ~~ ~ /`. ~ / NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ha ,^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ha / " "
llizard wrote: > Even if I had the right shape for it, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing > one of those contraptions, but llizards have enquiring minds too. Thanks > for explaining. > > As I said in the reply to Phil's explanation, this is bound to happen > after a dive from one of those mostly female humans who dons the suit > you depicted. (Thanks to Andreas Freise for the drawing.) > > .----------------------a:f----, > / ~ ~ `o=o-- / > / ~~ ~ / > / , ,__, ~ / > / . \ `v .-'`. / > / $$}/) ~ .:' `. > / '_._""~~~ ( :. `. > ( `::. `. > ~ ~ (`:;. ` > ~ ``. > ~~ ~ /`. > ~ / > > NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you > see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" > to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. Well, that' a pencil of a woman... I have witnessed them losing bikini-tops, but never saw one lose her panties. They usually have a bit of a / 6 \ |-.___,-| / \_/ \ | T | shape. (Exaggerated...) which prevents this from happening. -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 29 14:50:35 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . In a mature society, "civil servant" is semantically XXx++-.. equal to "civil master". Lazarus Long (45) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: >Ojosh!ro, may I suggest that you separate the neck straps? > ,--. > : > `---. _.-. > _ __ \-._ .-' /| > ' `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > > (straps altered by ejm) |\ | " One , two, three, four.. @' Tell the people what she wore! It was an...itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot bikini That she wore for the first time today. Yes... It was just'n itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot bikini. And there isn't any more! " |\ | @' ,----..' ,' : : Ojo 98/cfbd ``-----.. __..-.. \ ..-'' | ___ \--.__ / o | `..___..--"""" )., \ o "" \-""""""-.. / o ` ) o '\ | o o ) / o `.. .-'' o \ | o / .' o ) ; o o \__|-"""" . ' o o ) '.__.--''""---..____.--"" ` -..___..--"""--'' Cha Cha Cha,
llizard wrote: > Okay, Phil, I'll look again. > > _________ > | XII | > | | ___ > |IX *----| _/ |===%^, > | / | |_____| __\/> > |____VI___| --- == > > [_____] __>,^ > ejm | | //| | > > ... > _________ > | XII | > | | ___ hmm > |IX * | _/ |===%^, > | / \ | |_____| \\/> > |____VI\__| --- == > > [_____] __>,^ > ejm | | //| | > > ... > _________ > | XII | > | | ___ !/\ > |IX * | _/ | ---%^^^, |\| /\ \ / > | /| | |_____| / \/ > | | \/ \^/ > |____|I___| --- == > I get it!! > [_____] __>,^ > ejm | | //| | Thanks for explaining, Phil. LOL! The toon! > Ojosh!ro, may I suggest that you separate the neck straps? > > ,--. > : > `---. _.-. > _ __ \-._ .-' /| > ' `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > > (straps altered by ejm) > Thank you... > ___ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca > _/ | ,^%--- > |_____| __<_ \ > --- == >/ The nonadjustable straps you drew are > [_____] __>,^ guaranteed to fall off in a dive. (But > ejm| | //| | maybe that was exactly what you had in mind?) Ehm, I thought, if you put a not-separate neckstrap around the neck you had to dive THROUGH that strap to lose it...Unlikely, so safer... Hell no, I live near a beach, and some of the hippo's here that walk around in teensy weensy bikini's are... are... well, scary! The ladies that have the body to wear a little bikini usually wear full one-piece swimsuits. Besides, if I really felt the unsurpressable urge to peek at boobs I can stroll down to the nude-beach. (Same story there...) Usually the things out in the open are less interesting than the things still in the wrapping. The poor girl who loses her bikini-top in the sea here has to walk back onto the crowded beach and get some t-shirt or something. It's not very likely the sea will ever give back what it took. Poor girl with bright red head... cute actually =) ,-. 'Y"Y` Supposed 2b a lighthouse... | | HHHHH T"""T | | IIIII IIIII | | IIIIIII IIIIIII | | IIIIIII IIIIIII | | IIIIIIIII IIIIIIIII Ojo98 -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 29 17:54:41 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . All cats are not gray after midnight. Endless variety-- XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (144) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
.----- On Thu, 29 Oct 1998 12:12:24 +0100, Ojosh!ro posted:
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As ojo correctly states, Llizards have no requrement for such garments, and
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shape. :o)
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Ojosh!ro <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > ,-. > 'Y"Y` Supposed 2b a lighthouse... > | | > HHHHH > T"""T > | | > IIIII > IIIII > | | > IIIIIII > IIIIIII > | | > IIIIIII > IIIIIII >| | >IIIIIIIII >IIIIIIIII Ojo98 Hmm...but have you asked your Dad what _he_ thinks it might be? Could be another of those KC's, extensively ribbed? The collection is growing. *8-) _ _ ( `-' ) ) " ( |`o'| }- { }-- { } - { | | -Ojo- |___| (_____) Fox-condom =) (Ribbed) _ .''.' \ _ __ ___ './ '. ' `' ` '._______.' \ '.__________ '-.____________ _________________________________________________'.__________________ ____________.' __________.-' _______ .' Sarah Day ___.' '. / '-._ med...@micron.net .'\ .' ._,.__, ____\____.o. '..'._/ '-._______.-' .-'_______'-. _/ 'o' .-' , ( ) | | | | | | -VK- === TTFN,
Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > Ojosh!ro <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > > ,-. > > 'Y"Y` Supposed 2b a lighthouse... > > | | > > HHHHH > > T"""T > > | | > > IIIII > > IIIII > > | | > > IIIIIII > > IIIIIII > > | | > > IIIIIII > > IIIIIII > >| | > >IIIIIIIII > >IIIIIIIII Ojo98 > > Hmm...but have you asked your Dad what _he_ thinks it might be? > > Could be another of those KC's, extensively ribbed? > > The collection is growing. *8-) Hmmm, Colin, If you think that's a condom... Ghee, am I glad I'm NOT your girlfriend... Like, ribbed, okay... but with those sharp thingies on top... You want to make sure the woman won't have sex ever again??? Remember this quote? "Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary." I think Lazarus got a point there... -- ____ Time : Mon Nov 2 13:26:00 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. Lazarus Long XXx++-.. (118) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
Ojosh!ro <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: >Colin Douthwaite wrote: >> >> Ojosh!ro <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: >> >> > ,-. >> > 'Y"Y` Supposed 2b a lighthouse... >> > | | >> > HHHHH >> > T"""T >> > | | >> > IIIII >> > IIIII >> > | | >> > IIIIIII >> > IIIIIII >> > | | >> > IIIIIII >> > IIIIIII >> >| | >> >IIIIIIIII >> >IIIIIIIII Ojo98 >> >> Hmm...but have you asked your Dad what _he_ thinks it might be? >> >> Could be another of those KC's, extensively ribbed? >> >> The collection is growing. *8-) >Hmmm, Colin, If you think that's a condom... Ghee, am I glad I'm NOT your >girlfriend... I'm not allowed to have girlfriends. <sniffle> But I can still dream about nice girls eh? :-) > Here it is... a wonderful pic by GloryMoon > coming at ya... > ,-'". > ,@@o. ) > (_ ) > s S. ' > )= "? / > \ (` > `-; \ > /,-. ) > ,-'"-.`-'| > ( /\/{_\ ! > ,/\/\/ {_\ ; > /\/\/\ {V > ,/\/\// ) (_ > ,\/\/\//,-,-"-.\ `-._ > /\/\/\/-' | )| ,--\-. > __,--\/\/\/ | -' //,-._ \`. > ///`-\/\/ .-"` ||( `,^( )`. > ,\/-.. : |/ )\= c` ( \ > / ""-\ |__(,) |___) \ > / (__,-_ /(__/ ( `. \ > / ( _.3( , `j \ \ > / T" \ \ "" / \ \ ' > / \ | ), ( /" ) \ > / ) J.<_..--.\/ ,' \ > / .-".-" )| \_ \ > `--___-_ ,' ,' _." `--__-__--' > `-___-_ | ( _..--" ___-' > `--+_|_-_\___--' > | | | > | | / > |=|=(_ > ( ( |) > |_|_,| > gpyy | | ) > `-`-' HooRoo,
In article <363...@news.vossnet.net>, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) wrote: > > .----- On Thu, 29 Oct 1998 12:12:24 +0100, Ojosh!ro posted: > | > | Loop one, put around neck. > | | ,--This should (barely) cover left breast. > | | _.--. _.---. v > | `>| ""__ \-._ > | `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. <---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. > | .-' \_ |-"" > | ._.-'"--.__.-" <---This should cover right breast. > | ^ > | `---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. > | > | > '------------------------- [snip] > As ojo correctly states, Llizards have no requrement for such garments, and > are usually happy to swim in the nude. You, however, are a Llizard and I > suspect that a llizard has a different, er, attitude to nudity and body > shape. :o) > > |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- > | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com . /`. ha \,:^^%--- ha <\/oo \ ha < `..' 0 ^^|\ / | ejm ... vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv }@___________@{ / ha }| \ |{ \,^^%--- ha }| ---%^^,/ |{ <8__ \ ha }| / __8> |{ < }| > |{ 0 }| 0 |{ ^^|\ }|_______/|^^|{ / | ejm }@ @{ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ But in fact, you're right Martin, if it's warm enough. There is a photograph of me at the nudist beach near Les-Stes.Maries-de-la-Mer in the south of France where we just had a bicycling holiday. It can be viewed at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/rarity2.htm#top And I do agree with Ojo that there are the larger female humans who would do well to stay away from those very strange garments. They actually look better unclad than jammed into two pieces of skimpy fabric that distorts their fat in the most unfortunate ways. ,----------------. _.--._ ( too restricting! ) ,' `. `-,--------------' / __) __` \ _.-' ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / ... _.--._ ,------------. ,' `. ( Much better! ) / __) __` \ `-,----------' ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--' `-)___(___) )( `-.,--' _ \X/` '/ .' ( Uu")\ / `/,-' ) | ' )`._.' \ .-. ( .-. '| `. " /\ ~ /, /`--- ` -- ( / \ Ojo/VK/FS/ejm / `. /( -) `. ( \ \ | \ | `.' &&&&&& | / &&&& : / | ' / /| / / | / NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- `. www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ___ : cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,/ ha llizard aka ejm |_____| ,oo,^%--- ha --- == .' \/< \ ha The straps are STILL [_____] __ > a little confusing! ejm | | __| _ /\>^^
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