Re: Alien undies

Brian <bri...@wave.co.nz> wrote:
>On Tue, 27 Oct 1998 10:20:04 GMT, sto...@my-dejanews.com wrote:


>>> > >
>>> > > Tuku Morgan Undies:

>The great New Zealand "Tuku-Gate", in which Member of Parliament Tuku
>was found to be spending vast sums of money (as corporate expenses) on
>underwear, did *not* involve undies like the ones shown.

>Tuku favoured boxer underwear, of the expensive kind, and Tuku alone,
>has possibly been responsible for New Zealanders flocking to buy boxer
>shorts since that time, and thinking of our friend Tuku, every time
>they put on a pair of "his" shorts.

>Even I am a convert.  Boxer shorts are for me!

>I am sure all New Zealanders would appreciate seeing some *real* Tuku
>boxers.... the following just doesn't make it   :-)


>Brian.

>(I've been lurking for a few days.  I have to say I am *very*
>impressed.  Joris, Joan, WOW! and many others also.   )



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OK...so now's your chance to try _your_ hand at some Tuku Boxer Shorts.

Unless they were lacey-style like the above or striped/check designs
I do not know what they were like so cannot do an authentic picture.

Did you ever get to see Tuku's underpants or a photo of them maybe?


A pair of plain boxer shorts should not be hard for you to draw but
actual Tuku Shorts may be more difficult.

Meanwhile...I think Tuku quite possibly will have some monogrammed
plain Y-fronts for less-important trips e.g. normal travelling
duties and trips to and from his parliamentary constituency?

Maybe something along these lines?


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                              TUKU Y-FRONTS ?

HooRoo,

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