Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Oct 1998.
let's all get nude
alt.ascii-art
· 32 messages · 21 Oct 1998 - 29 Oct 1998
On (18 Oct 98) Spunk1111 wrote to All...
S > Let's all get nude!
S > .-""-.
S > (___/\ \
S > ( |' ' ) )
S > __) _\=_/ (
S > ____(__.' ` \ )
S > .(/"-.._.(' ; (
S > / / . (' , | )
S > _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/
S > '-'``'-._ / | `-........'
S > jgs `;-"`; |
S > `'.__/
Joan.. this is great... I'm wondering how to make her more voluptuous?
angele
Angele Ryan wrote: > > On (18 Oct 98) Spunk1111 wrote to All... > > S > Let's all get nude! > S > .-""-. > S > (___/\ \ > S > ( |' ' ) ) > S > __) _\=_/ ( > S > ____(__.' ` \ ) > S > .(/"-.._.(' ; ( > S > / / . (' , | ) > S > _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/ > S > '-'``'-._ / | `-........' > S > jgs `;-"`; | > S > `'.__/ > > Joan.. this is great... I'm wondering how to make her more voluptuous? > > angele Hmmm, wasn't that Krogg who was so good at that??? -- ____ Time : Wed Oct 21 16:04:59 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully XXx++-.. human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned XXxx++--.. to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. `XXXxx+++--' Lazarus Long (62) `XXXxxx' ""
>Message-id: <40b...@salata.com> > S > .-""-. > S > (___/\ \ > S > ( |' ' ) ) > S > __) _\=_/ ( > S > ____(__.' ` \ ) > S > .(/"-.._.(' ; ( > S > / / . (' , | ) > S > _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/ > S > '-'``'-._ / | `-........' > S > jgs `;-"`; | > S > `'.__/ > > >Joan.. this is great... I'm wondering how to make her more voluptuous? hmmm-- more hippier/bustier? both? _.._ .' '. (____/`\ \ ( |' ' ) ) ) _\= _/ ( __..----.(`_.' ` \ ) `;-""-._-(_( . `; ( / `--`'--' ; ) / / . ( . ,| |( _.-`'---.._/ /-...____.-'--'_| |_) '-'``'-._ /` | / ..........' jgs `;-"`; | `-` `'.___/ -joan -- .-o=o-. joan stark , /=o=o=o=\ .--. spu...@juno.com _|\|=o=O=o=O=| \ __.' a`\=o=o=o=(`\ / http://www.ascii-art.com/ '. a 4/`|.-""'`\ \ ;'`) .---. ) .' / .--' | / / .-._) '\ _.' / /`-;__.' / jgs '--.____.\ /--.___.-' `""`
Angele Ryan wrote in message <40b...@salata.com>... >On (18 Oct 98) Spunk1111 wrote to All... > > > S > Let's all get nude! > S > .-""-. > S > (___/\ \ > S > ( |' ' ) ) > S > __) _\=_/ ( > S > ____(__.' ` \ ) > S > .(/"-.._.(' ; ( > S > / / . (' , | ) > S > _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/ > S > '-'``'-._ / | `-........' > S > jgs `;-"`; | > S > `'.__/ > > >Joan.. this is great... I'm wondering how to make her more voluptuous? > >angele > Well, just offhand, I'd say make her breasts larger. Of course, that's a pretty rude sort of a thing to mention to a lady. I mean, what kind of idiot says, "Gee whiz, I wish you was more voluptuous? I dont' reckon you're gonna git many girlfreinds, that way. Why don't you just learn to be satisfyed with whatever it are that nature provides? JRO
Well, actual, it weren't kids I wuz worried 'bout.
> On Thu, 22 Oct 1998, Veronica Karlsson wrote: > Hmmm... that one just looks weird. I like the 3D-animation version > better: > http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/animations/ > vk_goes_for_a_stroll.html yeah, actually, the swishing hair is my fave bit on that. > > > .|||||. > ||||||||| > || . . || > |( ^ )| > |||\ = /||| > |||||`-'||||| > |.--' `--.| > / \ > / ( . ) ( . ) \ > ( /`-' `-'\ ) > \ \| . |/ / > )/ \( > | \%/ | > \ | / > \ | / > ( )|( ) > / | \ > | | | > \ | / > ) | ( > mmo^omm > you knew i'd have to do this... :) .|||||. .|||||. ||||||||| ||||||||| || . . || || . . || |( ^ )| |( ^ )| |||\ = /||| |||\ = /||| |||||`-'||||| |||||`-'||||| |.--' `--.| |.--' `--.| / \ / \ / ( . )( . ) \ / ( . )( . ) \ ( /`-' `-'|\ ) ( /|`-' `-'\ ) \ \| . |/ / \ \| . |/ / )/ \( )/ \( | \%/ | | \%/ | \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / ( )|( ) ( )|( ) / | \ / | \ | | | | | | \ | / \ | / ) | ( ) | ( mmo^omm mmo^omm or even: .|||||. .|||||. .|||||||| ||||||||. | . . || || . . | ( ^ )| |( ^ ) ||\ = /||| |||\ = /|| ||||`-'||||| |||||`-'|||| .--' `--.| |.--' `--. / \ / \ / (. )( . ) \ / ( . )( .) \ ( /`-' `-'|\ ) ( /|`-' `-'\ ) \ \| . |/ / \ \| . |/ / )/ \( )/ \( | \%/ | | \%/ | \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / ( )|( ) ( )|( ) / | \ / | \ | | | | | | \ | / \ | / ) | ( ) | ( mmo^omm mmo^omm ``it's all fun and games until somebody pokes an eye out'' the hair doesn't work either. just looks like the edge of it is behind her. maybe with this one the legs can be made to move tho. maybe get the up & down going too. and i can claim i'm investigaing another source of graviational radiation somewhat similar to neutron star binaries. ``the quadrupole moment of two aprox. spherical masses undergoing simple harmonic motion...'' .|||||. .|||||. ||||||||| ||||||||| || . . || || . . || |( ^ )| |( ^ )| |||\ = /||| |||\ = /||| |||||`-'||||| |||||`-'||||| |.--' `--.| |.--' `--.| / /| |\ \ / /| |\ \ / ( \/ ) \ / ( \/ ) \ ( /`--'`--'|\ ) ( /|`--'`--'\ ) \ \| . |/ / \ \| . |/ / )/_________\( )/_________\( | \ / | | \ / | \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / ( )|( ) ( )|( ) / | \ / | \ | | | | | | \ | / \ | / ) | ( ) | ( mmo^omm mmo^omm hmm. looks like a pair of bunny slippers floating in front of her... at one point i got the straps crossed tho & noticed this effect: /|/\/\|\ /\|\/|/\ /|/\/\|\ /\|\/|/\ /|/\/\|\ /\|\/|/\ * * * * * * * * * * \-/|\-/|\-/|\-/| /-\|/-\|/-\|/-\| * * * * * * * * * * maybe with different tilts figlet fonts... (my initial try makes my eyeballs fall out.) my address: (rot13) cva...@qnegzbhgu.rqh
> Well, just offhand, I'd say make her breasts larger. Of course, > that's a pretty rude sort of a thing to mention to a lady. I mean, > what kind of idiot says, "Gee whiz, I wish you was more voluptuous? > I dont' reckon you're gonna git many girlfreinds, that way. well, my first reaction to 'how to make her more voluptuous' was 'feed her'... > Why don't > you just learn to be satisfyed with whatever it are that nature provides? > ah yes, veronica ;) [] ||||| ||||| [] [] ||. .|| ||. .|| [] [] |||\=/||| |||\=/||| [] [] |.-- --.| |.-- --.| [] [] /(.)(.) \ / (.)(.)\ [] [] \ ) . ( / \ ) . ( / [] [] '( v )` '( v )` [] [] \ | / \ | / [] [] ( | ) ( | ) [] [] '- -` '- -` after vk [] ``master love larry, master FEED larry!'' my address: (rot13) cva...@qnegzbhgu.rqh
joris bellenger wrote:
Hmmm, this looks somewhat familiair...
You ever met my lady?
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Tried to do some minor diddling on the hair... Pluis has
curls.
And...ehm...I couldn't help taking her off the white
background and putting her in a somewhat familiair
environment...
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> /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger)
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sgt pinback wrote: > > ah yes, veronica ;) > > [] ||||| ||||| [] > [] ||. .|| ||. .|| [] > [] |||\=/||| |||\=/||| [] > [] |.-- --.| |.-- --.| [] > [] /(.)(.) \ / (.)(.)\ [] > [] \ ) . ( / \ ) . ( / [] > [] '( v )` '( v )` [] > [] \ | / \ | / [] > [] ( | ) ( | ) [] > [] '- -` '- -` after vk [] > > ``master love larry, master FEED larry!'' > Hmmm... that one just looks weird. I like the 3D-animation version better: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/animations/vk_goes_for_a_stroll.html Or my new, bigger (for chat purposes), version: .|||||. ||||||||| || . . || |( ^ )| |||\ = /||| |||||`-'||||| |.--' `--.| / \ / ( . ) ( . ) \ ( /`-' `-'\ ) \ \| . |/ / )/ \( | \%/ | \ | / \ | / ( )|( ) / | \ | | | \ | / ) | ( mmo^omm -- _ __ __ _ _ __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ '
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > sgt pinback wrote: > > > > ah yes, veronica ;) > > > > [] ||||| ||||| [] > > [] ||. .|| ||. .|| [] > > [] |||\=/||| |||\=/||| [] > > [] |.-- --.| |.-- --.| [] > > [] /(.)(.) \ / (.)(.)\ [] > > [] \ ) . ( / \ ) . ( / [] > > [] '( v )` '( v )` [] > > [] \ | / \ | / [] > > [] ( | ) ( | ) [] > > [] '- -` '- -` after vk [] > > > > ``master love larry, master FEED larry!'' > > > > Hmmm... that one just looks weird. I like the 3D-animation version > better: > > http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/animations/vk_goes_for_a_stroll.html Strange lady, used to walking in long tube-skirts? I don't see her lift her knees... so she must be hopping... But I see no bouncing breasts? They only move in an x-y plane... Strange strange strange =) -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 22 15:36:07 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any XXx++-.. possibility of wrongdoing -- and you don't have to go XXxx++--.. home in the cold. But it's lonely. Lazarus Long (66) `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' ""
>Message-id: <362...@lunatech.com> >You ever met my lady? sure have! _.._ ,------------. ,' `. ( We want you! ) / __) __` \ `-,----------' ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' /) \ = / ( /' |--' . \ ( ,---| `-.)__` )( `-.,--' _`-. '/,' ( Uu", (_ , `/,-' ) `.__, : `-'/ /`--' | `--' | ` `-._ / \ ( /\ . \. Ojo / |` \ ,-\ / \| .) / \ ( ,'|\ ,' : | \,`.`--"/ } `,' \ |,' / / "-._ `-/ | "-. "-.,'| ; / _/["---'""] : / |"- ' ' | / ` | I like the thinner version... ;) Nice tweaks too surroundings added by Ojo | ! | ' ! .: . : | _.._| | ! | | | : | . ; ! : ___.' '.! : | ! | . | :. | | ! ( (____/`\ \ . O | :_| |_| !:_!_| |===\(' |' ' ) ) !_ (_) `-' `-' `-^' `-' / _\= _/ (-' ""T"""O_C ____ (_.' ) \',)` I ( ") ,` `-'( . `\}` __, I PU `)o----------/ ' `--` ;-" I ,' `O" .----._| / ' ( . ,-| | I' '---.. ' /`-__,--'-`-` '_| _,- ,' `'---.'.__`/ / / ,'.-=.-- jgs `. / ( \ `'--` '\/ -joan -- -./\\_//\.- -`/ .-.-. \`- joan stark <spu...@juno.com> |=|__|__|=| |=\_o,o_/=| ASCII ART GALLERY: \-(_.^._)-/ <http://www.ascii-art.com> jgs `-.___.-`
Spunk1111 wrote: > [snip] > > > > _.._ > > ___.' '. > > ( (____/`\ \ > > \(' |')' ) ) > > / _\= _/ ( > > ____ (_.' ) \ ) > > ,` `-`( . ~ `\ ( > > ( ' `--` ) ) > > .----._| / ~ ( . ,-| |_( > > '---.. ' /\ __,---'`-` '_| > > `'---.'.__`/ / / ,' > > jgs `. / ( \ > > `'--` '\/ > > nice nose... and changes for the arms and legs... > hands are not fun! And I knew something was > off with the neck... thanks1 :) > Hands are a challenge :) > I modified the lumpy butt and shoulder and > shaved her chest... :) And that stretched-out > navel looked a bit odd-- even though it is pretty > true to life after having a slew of kids... :) > _.._ > ___.' '. > ( (____/`\ \ > \(' |')' ) ) > / _\= _/ ( > ____ (_.' ) \ ) > ,` `-'( . `\ ( > / , `--` ; ) > .----._| / . ( . ,-| |_( > '---.. ' /\ __.---'`-` '_| > `'---.'.__`/ / / ,' > jgs `. / ( \ > `'--` '\/ > > -joan I changed the position of the navel (to the left). _.._ ___.' '. ( (____/`\ \ \(' |')' ) ) / _\= _/ ( ____ (_.' ) \ ) ,` `-'( . `\ ( / , `--` ; ) .----._| / . ( . ,-| |_( '---.. ' /\ __.---'`-` '_| `'---.'.__`/ / / ,' jgs `. / ( \ `'--` '\/ -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
Ojosh!ro wrote: > joris bellenger wrote: > Hmmm, this looks somewhat familiair... > You ever met my lady? Don't think so... and certainly not in her/your bedroom *8-) > > > | ! | ' ! .: . : | _.._| | ! > | | | : | . ; ! : ___.' '.! : > | ! | . | :. | | ! ( (____/`\ \ . > O | :_| |_| !:_!_| |===\(' |' ' ) ) !_ > (_) `-' `-' `-^' `-' / _\= _/ (-' > ""T"""O_C ____ (_.' ) \',)` > I ( ") ,` `-'( . ~ `\}` __, > I PU `)o----------( ' `--` )-" > I ,' `O" .----._| / ~ ( . ,-| | > I' '---.. ' /`-__,--`-`-` '_| _,- > ,' `'---.'.__`/ / / ,'.-=.-- > jgs `. / ( \ > `'--` '\/ > > Tried to do some minor diddling on the hair... Pluis has > curls. > > And...ehm...I couldn't help taking her off the white > background and putting her in a somewhat familiair > environment... > Line number six (from the top) didn't look right: one white space too many. | ! | ' ! .: . : | _.._| | ! | | | : | . ; ! : ___.' '.! : | ! | . | :. | | ! ( (____/`\ \ . O | :_| |_| !:_!_| |===\(' |' ' ) ) !_ (_) `-' `-' `-^' `-' / _\= _/ (-' ""T"""O_C ____ (_.' ) \',)` I ( ") ,` `-'( . ~ `\}` __, I PU `)o----------( ' `--` )-" I ,' `O" .----._| / ~ ( . ,-| | I' '---.. ' /`-__,--`-`-` '_| _,- ,' `'---.'.__`/ / / ,'.-=.-- jgs `. / ( \ `'--` '\/ -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
Spunk1111 wrote: > > >Message-id: <362...@lunatech.com> > > >You ever met my lady? > > sure have! > > _.._ ,------------. > ,' `. ( We want you! ) > / __) __` \ `-,----------' > ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' > /) \ = / ( > /' |--' . \ > ( ,---| `-.)__` > )( `-.,--' _`-. > '/,' ( Uu", > (_ , `/,-' ) > `.__, : `-'/ /`--' > | `--' | > ` `-._ / > \ ( > /\ . \. Ojo > / |` \ ,-\ > / \| .) / \ > ( ,'|\ ,' : > | \,`.`--"/ } > `,' \ |,' / > / "-._ `-/ | > "-. "-.,'| ; > / _/["---'""] > : / |"- ' > ' | / > ` | > Ehhh...That's not my Pluis.... She doesn't wear Thighhighs. (And I think she's a bit broader in the hips) =) -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 22 17:58:35 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully XXx++-.. human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned XXxx++--.. to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. `XXXxx+++--' Lazarus Long (62) `XXXxxx' ""
Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote: >sgt pinback wrote: >> >> ah yes, veronica ;) >> >> [] ||||| ||||| [] >> [] ||. .|| ||. .|| [] >> [] |||\=/||| |||\=/||| [] >> [] |.-- --.| |.-- --.| [] >> [] /(.)(.) \ / (.)(.)\ [] >> [] \ ) . ( / \ ) . ( / [] >> [] '( v )` '( v )` [] >> [] \ | / \ | / [] >> [] ( | ) ( | ) [] >> [] '- -` '- -` after vk [] >> >> ``master love larry, master FEED larry!'' >> >Hmmm... that one just looks weird. I like the 3D-animation version >better: >http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/animations/vk_goes_for_a_stroll.html >Or my new, bigger (for chat purposes), version: > .|||||. > ||||||||| > || . . || > |( ^ )| > |||\ = /||| > |||||`-'||||| > |.--' `--.| > / \ > / ( . ) ( . ) \ >( /`-' `-'\ ) > \ \| . |/ / > )/ \( > | \%/ | > \ | / > \ | / > ( )|( ) > / | \ > | | | > \ | / > ) | ( > mmo^omm Oh dear, it looks like a bra is essential now? All that weight loss seems to have had adverse effects on your plump and cuddly originals. Start eating lots of those creamfilled Danish Pastries and croissants again. Bye,
>> \ | / >> ) | ( >> mmo^omm > Now, this is just the kind of thing that really worries me... Check out the subliminal message, aka "toes". Whoever did this ought to see a psychiatrist, real quick. --- MMOOMM = mom. Mmoom! You can tell the author is secretly crying out for help, obviously the victim of an intense mother fixation. This person needs all the help modern science can provide. I sure hope they get some, before their twisted psyche devolves something even more heinous onto the unsuspecting readers of this newsgroup. Imagine, what may happen from just this one image! Think of all the poor, unsuspecting souls out there, who are going to have nightmares of nude "mothers" (the complete picture is a full-frontal nude which I cannot in good conscience repost in full), just from seeing this one picture! It's shocking... It's frightening... It's pure evil.....
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: >>> \ | / >>> ) | ( >>> mmo^omm >Now, this is just the kind of thing that really worries me... >Check out the subliminal message, aka "toes". Whoever did this >ought to see a psychiatrist, real quick. --- MMOOMM = mom. >Mmoom! You can tell the author is secretly crying out for help, >obviously the victim of an intense mother fixation. This person >needs all the help modern science can provide. I sure hope they >get some, before their twisted psyche devolves something even >more heinous onto the unsuspecting readers of this newsgroup. Imagine, >what may happen from just this one image! Think of all the poor, >unsuspecting souls out there, who are going to have nightmares of >nude "mothers" (the complete picture is a full-frontal nude which I >cannot in good conscience repost in full), just from seeing this one >picture! It's shocking... It's frightening... It's pure evil..... Actually I don't think it's too worrisome in it's earlier versions (seen below). They are rather unlikely to make the children who frequent this newsgroup think of their "nude mothers" in nightmares. One can never be sure because lttle kids do have vivid imaginations and believe in ogres, monsters and worse. Aaaaaaargh! ||||| ||. .|| |||\=/||| |.--:--.| /( ):( )\ \ ) : ( / '(__:__)` \ | / ( | ) VK/? mo^om ||||| ||. .|| |||\=/||| |.--:--.| /( ):( )\ \ ) : ( / '(__:__)` \ | / )|( VK/? mo^om Toodles,
Spunk1111 wrote: > >Message-id: <40b...@salata.com> > > > S > .-""-. > > S > (___/\ \ > > S > ( |' ' ) ) > > S > __) _\=_/ ( > > S > ____(__.' ` \ ) > > S > .(/"-.._.(' ; ( > > S > / / . (' , | ) > > S > _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/ > > S > '-'``'-._ / | `-........' > > S > jgs `;-"`; | > > S > `'.__/ > > > > > >Joan.. this is great... I'm wondering how to make her more voluptuous? > > hmmm-- more hippier/bustier? both? > > _.._ > .' '. > (____/`\ \ > ( |' ' ) ) > ) _\= _/ ( > __..----.(`_.' ` \ ) > `;-""-._-(_( . `; ( > / `--`'--' ; ) > / / . ( . ,| |( > _.-`'---.._/ /-...____.-'--'_| |_) > '-'``'-._ /` | / ..........' > jgs `;-"`; | `-` > `'.___/ > > -joan diddle de diddle doo... _.._ ___.' '. ( (____/`\ \ \(' |')' ) ) / _\= _/ ( ____ (_.' ) \ ) ,` `-`( . ~ `\ ( ( ' `--` ) ) .----._| / ~ ( . ,-| |_( '---.. ' /\ __,---'`-` '_| `'---.'.__`/ / / ,' jgs `. / ( \ `'--` '\/ -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
>Message-id: <362...@xs4all.nl> >> > S > .-""-. >> > S > (___/\ \ >> > S > ( |' ' ) ) >> > S > __) _\=_/ ( >> > S > ____(__.' ` \ ) >> > S > .(/"-.._.(' ; ( >> > S > / / . (' , | ) >> > S > _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/ >> > S > '-'``'-._ / | `-........' >> > S > jgs `;-"`; | >> > S > `'.__/ >> _.._ >> .' '. >> (____/`\ \ >> ( |' ' ) ) >> ) _\= _/ ( >> __..----.(`_.' ` \ ) >> `;-""-._-(_( . `; ( >> / `--`'--' ; ) >> / / . ( . ,| |( >> _.-`'---.._/ /-...____.-'--'_| |_) >> '-'``'-._ /` | / ..........' >> jgs `;-"`; | `-` >> `'.___/ > > _.._ > ___.' '. > ( (____/`\ \ > \(' |')' ) ) > / _\= _/ ( > ____ (_.' ) \ ) > ,` `-`( . ~ `\ ( > ( ' `--` ) ) > .----._| / ~ ( . ,-| |_( > '---.. ' /\ __,---'`-` '_| > `'---.'.__`/ / / ,' > jgs `. / ( \ > `'--` '\/ nice nose... and changes for the arms and legs... hands are not fun! And I knew something was off with the neck... thanks1 :) I modified the lumpy butt and shoulder and shaved her chest... :) And that stretched-out navel looked a bit odd-- even though it is pretty true to life after having a slew of kids... :) _.._ ___.' '. ( (____/`\ \ \(' |')' ) ) / _\= _/ ( ____ (_.' ) \ ) ,` `-'( . `\ ( / , `--` ; ) .----._| / . ( . ,-| |_( '---.. ' /\ __.---'`-` '_| `'---.'.__`/ / / ,' jgs `. / ( \ `'--` '\/ -joan -- .-""-. <spu...@juno.com> (___/\ \ , joan stark (|^)^ ) ) /( _)_\=_/ ( ,..__/ `\ ____(_/_ ` \ ) `\ _/ _/---._/(_)_ `\ ( jgs '--\ `-.__..-' /. (_), | ) `._ ___\_____.'_| |__/ `~----"` `-.........' ASCII ART GALLERY: <http://www.ascii-art.com>
On (21 Oct 98) Spunk1111 wrote to All... S > hmmm-- more hippier/bustier? both? S > _.._ S > .' '. S > (____/`\ \ S > ( |' ' ) ) S > ) _\= _/ ( S > __..----.(`_.' ` \ ) S > `;-""-._-(_( . `; ( S > / `--`'--' ; ) S > / / . ( . ,| |( S > _.-`'---.._/ /-...____.-'--'_| |_) S > '-'``'-._ /` | / ..........' S > jgs `;-"`; | `-` S > `'.___/ Joan, You are so good with all the subleties..yes, she's hippier and bustier. Thanks, angele
> S > _.._ > S > .' '. > S > (____/`\ \ > S > ( |' ' ) ) > S > ) _\= _/ ( > S > __..----.(`_.' ` \ ) > S > `;-""-._-(_( . `; ( > S > / `--`'--' ; ) > S > / / . ( . ,| |( > S > _.-`'---.._/ /-...____.-'--'_| |_) > S > '-'``'-._ /` | / ..........' > S > jgs `;-"`; | `-` > S > `'.___/ As a quick critique, her legs are much too short as compared to the average leg/torso _.._ .' '. (____/`\ \ ( |' ' ) ) ) _\= _/ ( __..---.(`_.' ` \ ) `;-""-._(_( . `; ( / `-`'--' ; ) / / . ( . ,| |( _.-`'---...__,' /-,..___.-'--'_| |_) '-'``'-.._ ,' | / .........' jgs ``;--"`; | `-` `'..__.' Much better, I think.. although, I believe I liked her better with smaller breasts... :) -- Hilton Janfield valdus @ bcgroup.net ICQ: 7107014 darkfire productions
Ojosh!ro wrote: > Spunk1111 wrote: > > Ojosh!ro wrote: > > > > >You ever met my lady? > > > > sure have! > > > > _.._ ,------------. > > ,' `. ( We want you! ) > > / __) __` \ `-,----------' > > ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' > > /) \ = / ( > > /' |--' . \ > > ( ,---| `-.)__` > > )( `-.,--' _`-. > > '/,' ( Uu", > > (_ , `/,-' ) > > `.__, : `-'/ /`--' > > | `--' | > > ` `-._ / > > \ ( > > /\ . \. Ojo > > / |` \ ,-\ > > / \| .) / \ > > ( ,'|\ ,' : > > | \,`.`--"/ } > > `,' \ |,' / > > / "-._ `-/ | > > "-. "-.,'| ; > > / _/["---'""] > > : / |"- ' > > ' | / > > ` | > > Ehhh...That's not my Pluis.... > She doesn't wear Thighhighs. > (And I think she's a bit broader in the hips) =) You mean like this? _.--._ ,-----------------------. ,' `. ( Icecream would be nice! ) / __) __` \ `-,---------------------' ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--' `-)___(___) )( `-.,--' _ \X/` '/ .' ( Uu")\ / `/,-' ) | ' )`._.' \ .-. ( .-. | ". " /\ ~ / /"---' "._.-'| / \ Ojo/VK/FS ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." | | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, | / `._/ : / | ' / /| / : / / / -- `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }->
JRO wrote: > >> \ | / > >> ) | ( > >> mmo^omm > > > Now, this is just the kind of thing that really worries me... > Check out the subliminal message, aka "toes". Whoever did this > ought to see a psychiatrist, real quick. --- MMOOMM = mom. > Mmoom! You can tell the author is secretly crying out for help, > obviously the victim of an intense mother fixation. This person > needs all the help modern science can provide. I sure hope they > get some, before their twisted psyche devolves something even > more heinous onto the unsuspecting readers of this newsgroup. Imagine, > what may happen from just this one image! Think of all the poor, > unsuspecting souls out there, who are going to have nightmares of > nude "mothers" (the complete picture is a full-frontal nude which I > cannot in good conscience repost in full), just from seeing this one > picture! It's shocking... It's frightening... It's pure evil..... Bwaaahhhhhhahahahahaha.... Jonathon, you're killing me! :D :D :D -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
I hate to innerupt like this, but if'n I ree-members
kerrectly, the original ree-quest wuz fer sumbody
to make this here picher of this here nakedy girl
more voluptuous, on accout of whoever it wuz wanted
her that way had done falled in love with her, but
thought she needed an ol' breastjob.
As you kin now see, I haff done fixed her fer you,
and she is now fit fer you to take home to Ma. Hope
y'all is happy!
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/---\ |')' ) )
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jgs `. / \----/ ( \
`'--` '\/
Be good,
JRO
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply
In article <36318328.0@206.103.97.91>, JRO wrote: > > _.._ > ___.' '. > ( (____/`\ \ > /---\ |')' ) ) > / \_\= _/ ( > ____ | O ) \ ) > ,` `| \ `\ ( > / , \ \ ; ) > .----._| / . \-| || |_( > '---.. ' /\ __| O | '_| > `'---.'.__`/ / \ / / ,' > jgs `. / \----/ ( \ > `'--` '\/ > Silicon or silicon graphics, that always is the question. Regards, Staszek
In article <362f87d9.0@206.103.97.91>, "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: > > >> \ | / > >> ) | ( > >> mmo^omm > > > Now, this is just the kind of thing that really worries me... > Check out the subliminal message, aka "toes". Whoever did this > ought to see a psychiatrist, real quick. --- MMOOMM = mom. > Mmoom! You can tell the author is secretly crying out for help, > obviously the victim of an intense mother fixation. This person > needs all the help modern science can provide. I sure hope they > get some, before their twisted psyche devolves something even > more heinous onto the unsuspecting readers of this newsgroup. Imagine, > what may happen from just this one image! Think of all the poor, > unsuspecting souls out there, who are going to have nightmares of > nude "mothers" (the complete picture is a full-frontal nude which I > cannot in good conscience repost in full), just from seeing this one > picture! It's shocking... It's frightening... It's pure evil..... But what is really shocking, really frightening is that there are women in the world who actually have the audacity to bare themselves entirely before their children IMMEDIATELY after the children are born and continue to do so daily for up to three years. ,~~~, ,( ( ), ( )( )) ))( )((( (( )( ))) ))( )((( (( )( ))) , --))( (((-- )/ (( ) ))) \ , / ` ))( ((( \ ~ )`/ /\(( ) ))) \ \ ) / /__\ /\ \ \_'____\ \`\ \ || |\|| ) \___/ | \||!|/ |\|| | | |/\|/ /| || | |/ \|/ | \\| | |/ ' ( \ \| ` `. \ \ `. \ \ |`. \ \ | \ \ ) ) ) ) / ( / / | \ | / \ / | / \ / | / ejm )( ) ( (__) (__ `. `._`.. (criminal mother shown from the back so as not to further disturb those unfortunates who suffered unduly in their formative years) NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ,^%--- ha _._< \ ha (_.--> ha... I'm ba-a-a-ck! \ __>,^ llizard aka ejm -.`\/ -. cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ( * )~\( * ) ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm `- ~ `- www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> wrote: >In article <362f87d9.0@206.103.97.91>, "JRO" ><ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: >> >> >> \ | / >> >> ) | ( >> >> mmo^omm >> > >> Now, this is just the kind of thing that really worries me... >> Check out the subliminal message, aka "toes". Whoever did this >> ought to see a psychiatrist, real quick. --- MMOOMM = mom. >> Mmoom! You can tell the author is secretly crying out for help, >> obviously the victim of an intense mother fixation. This person >> needs all the help modern science can provide. I sure hope they >> get some, before their twisted psyche devolves something even >> more heinous onto the unsuspecting readers of this newsgroup. Imagine, >> what may happen from just this one image! Think of all the poor, >> unsuspecting souls out there, who are going to have nightmares of >> nude "mothers" (the complete picture is a full-frontal nude which I >> cannot in good conscience repost in full), just from seeing this one >> picture! It's shocking... It's frightening... It's pure evil..... >But what is really shocking, really frightening is that there are women >in the world who actually have the audacity to bare themselves entirely >before their children IMMEDIATELY after the children are born and >continue to do so daily for up to three years. > ,~~~, > ,( ( ), > ( )( )) > ))( )((( > (( )( ))) > ))( )((( > (( )( ))) > , --))( (((-- > )/ (( ) ))) \ > , / ` ))( ((( \ ~ > )`/ /\(( ) ))) \ \ ) > / /__\ /\ \ > \_'____\ \`\ \ > || |\|| ) \___/ > | \||!|/ |\|| | > | |/\|/ /| || | > |/ \|/ | \\| | > |/ ' ( \ \| > ` `. \ > \ `. \ > \ |`. \ > \ | \ \ > ) ) ) ) > / ( / / > | \ | / > \ / | / > \ / | / > ejm )( ) ( > (__) (__ `. > `._`.. >(criminal mother shown from the back so as not to further disturb those >unfortunates who suffered unduly in their formative years) Hi there Llizard, I see you haven't changed much since you went on your long vacation. *8-) I know that leopards don't change their spots but didn't know lizards had any spots to change. HeHeHe :-) It was Salome who started it all off...away way back in the ages dark...remember? ,~~~, ,~~~~~, SALOME ( )( )) ))( )((( (( )( ))) \\\ __ ))( )((( \,) ) \ \\\`-( (( )( ))) ( / ,~~\ `--. \ - -))( (((-. / ; |||`\ \ \ / (( ) ))) \ / / \ |.| \ \ \ / /` ))( ((( \ \ / / |.| |'\ \ \ \/ / \(( ) ))) )\ \/ / \ \ |./\'\ \ / \ | \ / || \.|. \ \ \/ \ | \/ \ ||\|'|' \ \ ) : | \ \ |\|| \ ---------------------------------- \ \ | | | The Seventh & Final Veil | | | | | | C E N S O R E D | | | | R16 | | | | | | | |__________________________________| -cfbd- || \ . : / || After || )( ) ( || ejm/Jasper || (__) (__ `. || {__} `._`o. {__} Toodle-pip,
>Message-id: <363...@bcgroup.net> >> S > _.._ >> S > .' '. >> S > (____/`\ \ >> S > ( |' ' ) ) >> S > ) _\= _/ ( >> S > __..----.(`_.' ` \ ) >> S > `;-""-._-(_( . `; ( >> S > / `--`'--' ; ) >> S > / / . ( . ,| |( >> S > _.-`'---.._/ /-...____.-'--'_| |_) >> S > '-'``'-._ /` | / ..........' >> S > jgs `;-"`; | `-` >> S > `'.___/ > > >As a quick critique, her legs are much too short as compared to the >average leg/torso Well actually, if her legs are bent backwards at an angle, which I tried to do.... the shins would appear shorter. -joan -- __ \/ __ /o \{}/ o\ \ () / joan stark <spu...@juno.com> `> /\ <` jgs (o/\/\o) ASCII ART GALLERY: ) ( <http://www.ascii-art.com> > > _.._ > .' '. > (____/`\ \ > ( |' ' ) ) > ) _\= _/ ( > __..---.(`_.' ` \ ) > `;-""-._(_( . `; ( > / `-`'--' ; ) > / / . ( . ,| |( > _.-`'---...__,' /-,..___.-'--'_| |_) > '-'``'-.._ ,' | / .........' > jgs ``;--"`; | `-` > `'..__.' > >Much better, I think.. although, I believe I liked her better with >smaller breasts... :)
>Message-id: <36318328.0@206.103.97.91> >As you kin now see, I haff done fixed her fer you, >and she is now fit fer you to take home to Ma. Hope >y'all is happy! > _.._ > ___.' '. > ( (____/`\ \ > /---\ |')' ) ) > / \_\= _/ ( > ____ | O ) \ ) > ,` `| \ `\ ( > / , \ \ ; ) > .----._| / . \-| || |_( > '---.. ' /\ __| O | '_| > `'---.'.__`/ / \ / / ,' > jgs `. / \----/ ( \ > `'--` '\/ hahahahahahahaha..... that's what a new mom would definitely classify as "engorged" .... -joan -- _ [E| .-=====|-. | mail | | joan stark |________|___ spu...@juno.com || || ASCII ART GALLERY: || www http://www.ascii-art.com ,;, || )_(,;;;, <_> \ || \|/ \_/ \|/ \\|| \\| |// _jgs_\|//_\\|///_\V/_\|//__
Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > > You mean like this? > > _.--._ ,-----------------------. > ,' `. ( Icecream would be nice! ) > / __) __` \ `-,---------------------' > ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' > /) \ _ / ( > /' )-._.' . \ ___ > ( ,--' `-)___(___) > )( `-.,--' _ \X/` > '/ .' ( Uu")\ > / `/,-' ) > | ' )`._.' > \ .-. ( .-. | > ". " /\ ~ / > /"---' "._.-'| > / \ Ojo/VK/FS > ( ."-. > /(` -) / \ > ( \`-.__ -'_." | > | \`-.__.--"v" | > `.' \ |, | > / `._/ : > / | ' > / /| / > : / / / > > -- > `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }-> A bit man! I said a bit... I'm never gonna let you cook! -- ____ Time : Mon Oct 26 11:12:21 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Beware of the "Black Swan" fallacy. Deductive logic is XXx++-.. tautological; there is no way to get a new truth out of XXxx++--.. it, and it manipulates false statements as readily as `XXXxx+++--' true ones. If you fail to remember this, it can trip you `XXXxxx' -- with perfect logic. The designers of the earliest "" computers called this the "Gigo Law," i.e., "Garbage in, garbage out." Lazarus Long (135)
Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > > You mean like this? > > _.--._ ,-----------------------. > ,' `. ( Icecream would be nice! ) > / __) __` \ `-,---------------------' > ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' > /) \ _ / ( > /' )-._.' . \ ___ > ( ,--' `-)___(___) > )( `-.,--' _ \X/` > '/ .' ( Uu")\ > / `/,-' ) > | ' )`._.' > \ .-. ( .-. | > ". " /\ ~ / > /"---' "._.-'| > / \ Ojo/VK/FS > ( ."-. > /(` -) / \ > ( \`-.__ -'_." | > | \`-.__.--"v" | > `.' \ |, | > / `._/ : > / | ' > / /| / > : / / / > > -- > `-{ Fredrik Sundquist }-<>-{ _fr...@sm.luth.se_ }-> ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spunk1111 wrote: > > >Message-id: <363...@bcgroup.net> > > >> S > _.._ > >> S > .' '. > >> S > (____/`\ \ > >> S > ( |' ' ) ) > >> S > ) _\= _/ ( > >> S > __..----.(`_.' ` \ ) > >> S > `;-""-._-(_( . `; ( > >> S > / `--`'--' ; ) > >> S > / / . ( . ,| |( > >> S > _.-`'---.._/ /-...____.-'--'_| |_) > >> S > '-'``'-._ /` | / ..........' > >> S > jgs `;-"`; | `-` > >> S > `'.___/ > > > > > >As a quick critique, her legs are much too short as compared to the > >average leg/torso > > Well actually, if her legs are bent backwards at an angle, > which I tried to do.... the shins would appear shorter. > > -joan Agree, unless you are some kind of Barbie-doll. Those have legs that seem to go on forever. ( Try finding tights for those legs =) There's something with the arm she leans on, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Sayonara! Ojosh!ro -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 29 14:39:30 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . When the ship lifts, all bills are paid. No regrets. XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (83) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
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