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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 29 Oct 1998.
Re: Alien undies

Re: Alien undies

.----- On Thu, 29 Oct 1998 12:12:24 +0100, Ojosh!ro posted:
|
|  Loop one, put around neck.
|  |                 ,--This should (barely) cover left breast.
|  |  _.--.  _.---.  v              
|  `>|     ""__    \-._          
|    `.__.-""  ).   )  ")-"""-. <---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. 
|           .-'  \_ |-""        
|     ._.-'"--.__.-"  <---This should cover right breast.          
|      ^
|      `---Strap, tie to other strap behind back.
|
|
'-------------------------

For the benefit of Llizard... This is how such an item of clothing should be
worn (thanks to VK for modelling)

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As ojo correctly states, Llizards have no requrement for such garments, and
are usually happy to swim in the nude. You, however, are a Llizard and I
suspect that a llizard has a different, er, attitude to nudity and body
shape. :o)


|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

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From: zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins)
Subject: Re: Alien undies
Date: 1998/10/29
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