Re: Alien undies

In article <363...@news.vossnet.net>, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz
(Martin Atkins) wrote:
> 
> .----- On Thu, 29 Oct 1998 12:12:24 +0100, Ojosh!ro posted:
> |
> |  Loop one, put around neck.
> |  |                 ,--This should (barely) cover left breast.
> |  |  _.--.  _.---.  v
> |  `>|     ""__    \-._
> |    `.__.-""  ).   )  ")-"""-. <---Strap, tie to other strap behind back.
> |           .-'  \_ |-""
> |     ._.-'"--.__.-"  <---This should cover right breast.
> |      ^
> |      `---Strap, tie to other strap behind back.
> |
> |
> '-------------------------
[snip] 
> As ojo correctly states, Llizards have no requrement for such garments, and
> are usually happy to swim in the nude. You, however, are a Llizard and I
> suspect that a llizard has a different, er, attitude to nudity and body
> shape. :o)
> 
> |\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
> |  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com
.

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               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

But in fact, you're right Martin, if it's warm enough. There is a
photograph of me at the nudist beach near Les-Stes.Maries-de-la-Mer in
the south of France where we just had a bicycling holiday. It can be
viewed at

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/rarity2.htm#top

And I do agree with Ojo that there are the larger female humans who
would do well to stay away from those very strange garments. They
actually look better unclad than jammed into two pieces of skimpy fabric
that distorts their fat in the most unfortunate ways.

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  ejm |   |      __| _ /\>^^