Re: Alien undies
llizard wrote: > > In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro" > <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote: > > > > From the archives... Bikini... > > > > > > _.--. _.---. _.-. > > | ""__ \-._ .-' /| > > `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. / .-' `. > > .-' \_ |-"" .'_.;.-"--.) > > ._.-'"--.__.-" `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98 > > > . > ^ > /|\ > '-+-` > | > | > Is this an example of an alien bikini top? > > I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and > what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of > shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as > to explain? Many thanks. > > NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you > see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" > to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. Ehm, well... Sure, though Bikini's are not meant for Lizards ( They have no breasts or even anything that looks remotely like it or has the same function ) Loop one, put around neck. | ,--This should (barely) cover left breast. | _.--. _.---. v `>| ""__ \-._ `.__.-"" ). ) ")-"""-. <---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. .-' \_ |-"" ._.-'"--.__.-" <---This should cover right breast. ^ `---Strap, tie to other strap behind back. And excuse me for saying, but I feel a little like Wonko The Sane here. The persons that wear those kind of thingies are mostly female and of the human species (homo 'sapiens'). Some carbon-based lifeform from a small planet near a yellow star in one of the arms of this same here galaxy. (PS. Stay out of their way, they tend to look with their hands...) Ojosh!ro Barnards Star 4. -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 29 12:01:43 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . The two highest achievements of the human mind are the XXx++-.. twin concepts of "loyalty" and "duty". Whenever these XXxx++--.. twin concepts fall into disrepute -- get out of there `XXXxx+++--' fast! You may possibly save yourself, but it is too late `XXXxxx' to save that society. It is doomed. Lazarus Long (59) "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
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