Re: Alien undies

In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro"
<ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote:
> 
> llizard wrote:
> >
> > In article <363...@lunatech.com>, "Ojosh!ro"
> > <ojo...@lunatech.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > From the archives... Bikini...
> > >
> > >
> > >     _.--.  _.---.                   _.-.
> > >    |     ""__    \-._            .-'  /|
> > >    `.__.-""  ).   )  ")-"""-.   /  .-' `.
> > >           .-'  \_ |-""        .'_.;.-"--.)
> > >     ._.-'"--.__.-"            `-.__.-""-' Ojo 98
> > >
> > .
> >            ^
> >           /|\
> >          '-+-`
> >            |
> >            |
> > Is this an example of an alien bikini top?
> >
> > I beg your pardon, Ojosh!ro, but I can't quite decide what is straps and
> > what is not straps on that part of the garment (and just what sort of
> > shape a person would have to wear such a thing). Would you be so kind as
> > to explain? Many thanks.
>
> Ehm, well...
> Sure, though Bikini's are not meant for Lizards ( They have no breasts or
> even anything that looks remotely like it or has the same function )
> 
>   Loop one, put around neck.
>   |                 ,--This should (barely) cover left breast.
>   |  _.--.  _.---.  v
>   `>|     ""__    \-._
>     `.__.-""  ).   )  ")-"""-. <---Strap, tie to other strap behind back.
>            .-'  \_ |-""
>      ._.-'"--.__.-"  <---This should cover right breast.
>       ^
>       `---Strap, tie to other strap behind back.
> 
> And excuse me for saying, but I feel a little like Wonko The Sane here.
> 
> The persons that wear those kind of thingies are mostly female and of the
> human species (homo 'sapiens'). Some carbon-based lifeform from a small
> planet near a yellow star in one of the arms of this same here galaxy.
> 
> (PS. Stay out of their way, they tend to look with their hands...)
> 
> Ojosh!ro
> Barnards Star 4.

Even if I had the right shape for it, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing
one of those contraptions, but llizards have enquiring minds too. Thanks
for explaining.

As I said in the reply to Phil's explanation, this is bound to happen
after a dive from one of those mostly female humans who dons the suit
you depicted. (Thanks to Andreas Freise for the drawing.)


                  .----------------------a:f----,
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                /         ~~              ~   /
               /    ,     ,__,         ~     /
              /    . \    `v      .-'`.     /
             /    $$}/) ~      .:'     `.
            / '_._""~~~      ( :.        `.
                            (  `::.        `.
              ~              ~  (`:;.        `
                         ~          ``.
                 ~~             ~     /`.
                            ~        /


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