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(Gothic ASCII) - Neil Gaiman's "Death" #1

(Gothic ASCII) - Neil Gaiman's "Death" #1

alt.ascii-art · 305 messages · 5 Nov 2001 - 23 Dec 2001

This is Death as conceptualized by Neil Gaiman who I have decided may have
my body, (LOL).  Enjoy.  The art, that is. 


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	- TAL, the clipper and the tweaker

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
(Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

On Mon, 5 Nov 2001 02:29:52 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
following text:

>This is Death as conceptualized by Neil Gaiman who I have decided may have
>my body, (LOL).  Enjoy.  The art, that is. 

Dang, i was looking forward to your body! :-)

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You sure know a pretty grrl when you see one!
Perhaps i should take a pic of myself and convert it and of course post it.

>	- TAL, the clipper and the tweaker

Not to mention the most kind Goth in all of A.A-A!
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd.  The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been. -- Alan Ashley-Pitt

nei...@goth.com 6 Nov 2001 00:07 · permalink
tal...@usask.ca (Jessie Brown) wrote:

>This is Death as conceptualized by Neil Gaiman who I have decided
>may have my body, (LOL).  Enjoy.  The art, that is.

Jessie,

Saw your ASCII art in the newsgroup.  Liked it.
Liked YOU.  Please e-mail me your street address.
I'll be there Friday, and we can hook up.

- ng

<nei...@goth.com> wrote in message
news:tue...@corp.supernews.com...
>
> tal...@usask.ca (Jessie Brown) wrote:
>
> >This is Death as conceptualized by Neil Gaiman who I have decided
> >may have my body, (LOL).  Enjoy.  The art, that is.
>
> Jessie,
>
> Saw your ASCII art in the newsgroup.  Liked it.
> Liked YOU.  Please e-mail me your street address.
> I'll be there Friday, and we can hook up.
>
> - ng

LOL!

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On Tue, 6 Nov 2001 nei...@goth.com wrote:

> tal...@usask.ca (Jessie Brown) wrote:
> 
> >This is Death as conceptualized by Neil Gaiman who I have decided
> >may have my body, (LOL).  Enjoy.  The art, that is.
> 
> Jessie,
> 
> Saw your ASCII art in the newsgroup.  Liked it.
> Liked YOU.  Please e-mail me your street address.
> I'll be there Friday, and we can hook up.
> 
> - ng

	Okay!  I'm currently chained up in Anne Rice's basement.  Come and
find me! (LOL)  Thanks for the great joke, whoever you are.  This is going
up on my website!

[NOTE: This is not to indicate that the correspondence on my website
between myself and Poppi Z. Brite isn't fake. *chuckle*]

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
(Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 6 Nov 2001 20:01 · permalink
On Mon, 5 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> Dang, i was looking forward to your body! :-)

	[*giggle*]  Flirt.

> You sure know a pretty grrl when you see one!

	Thanks.  If I had a scanner, I might be able to present my artwork
of women on my website.  Someday maybe.

> Perhaps i should take a pic of myself and convert it and of course post it.

	Heh, I did that but posted it on my website's forum.  Wonder why I
didn't post it here.  Oh well, here it is:

http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?id=94117&article=5380

	I'm giving the forum a link because I used Courier, font size=1
for it.

> >	- TAL, the clipper and the tweaker
> 
> Not to mention the most kind Goth in all of A.A-A!

	[LOL] -- you just want to see my "moogies"!  Well, okay, since you
complimented me so nicely:


   .-/| |\-.
   ;( \Y/ );
  /  >,|,<  \
 :  /     \  :
    |^. .^|
    ;_/'\_;
      \ 
       

Argh, not sure how to do the legs.  Suggestions?

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
(Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/


	~*~ Jolt Cola: tastes filthy, kicks like a mule on speed. ~*~

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 6 Nov 2001 20:16 · permalink
On Mon, 5 Nov 2001, Taliszanna wrote:

> [NOTE: This is not to indicate that the correspondence on my website
> between myself and Poppi Z. Brite isn't fake. *chuckle*]

	OOPS -- make that "not to indicate that the correspondence... is
fake".  (Darned Attention Deficit Disorder!)

OCASCII:
   _____
  [UUUUU]
   ]---[
  /     \
  |     |
  |     | 
  |     | TAL
  '-----'

	It's a bottle of whatever you want it to hold... I guess.  
Constructive criticism or diddles welcomed!

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
(Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	~*~ Jolt Cola: tastes filthy, kicks like a mule on speed. ~*~

On Tue, 6 Nov 2001 14:01:58 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
following text:

>> Dang, i was looking forward to your body! :-)
>
>	[*giggle*]  Flirt.

You know me so well :-)

>> You sure know a pretty grrl when you see one!
>
>	Thanks.  If I had a scanner, I might be able to present my artwork
>of women on my website.  Someday maybe.

Until then i keep hoping and waiting.

>> Perhaps i should take a pic of myself and convert it and of course post it.
>
>	Heh, I did that but posted it on my website's forum.  Wonder why I
>didn't post it here.  Oh well, here it is:
>
>http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?id=94117&article=5380

It looks like you have a Bettie Page-ish hairstyle. Is that correct?

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>	I'm giving the forum a link because I used Courier, font size=1
>for it.

Perhaps i should do that too, next time that is...

>> >	- TAL, the clipper and the tweaker
>> 
>> Not to mention the most kind Goth in all of A.A-A!
>
>	[LOL] -- you just want to see my "moogies"!  Well, okay, since you
>complimented me so nicely:

Moogies, puppies, whatever you wish to call them :-)

>   .-/| |\-.
>   ;( \Y/ );
>  /  >,|,<  \
> :  /     \  :
>    |^. .^|
>    ;_/'\_;
>      \ 
>
>Argh, not sure how to do the legs.  Suggestions?

Ermmm... My mom taught me a trick: If you don't know how to draw a pair of legs,
draw chicken legs. I still use that workaround (but only in my own drawings) :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."

On Mon, 5 Nov 2001 22:09:27 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
following text:

>> >This is Death as conceptualized by Neil Gaiman who I have decided
>> >may have my body, (LOL).  Enjoy.  The art, that is.
>> 
>> Jessie,
>> 
>> Saw your ASCII art in the newsgroup.  Liked it.
>> Liked YOU.  Please e-mail me your street address.
>> I'll be there Friday, and we can hook up.
>
>	Okay!  I'm currently chained up in Anne Rice's basement.  Come and
>find me! (LOL)  Thanks for the great joke, whoever you are.  This is going
>up on my website!
>
>[NOTE: This is not to indicate that the correspondence on my website
>between myself and Poppi Z. Brite isn't fake. *chuckle*]

I am close to becoming a fan of Poppy Z. Brite.
There have been several pics posted of Poppy Z. in ABPEG. My favorite pic is
where her torso flows over into a hand on a skull.
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will atttempt to use it.

ann...@oal.com ASCII art 6 Nov 2001 23:43 · permalink
On 2001-11-06 Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> said:

   > [LOL] -- you just want to see my "moogies"!  Well, okay,
   > since you complimented me so nicely:
   >
   >
   >   .-/| |\-.
   >   ;( \Y/ );
   >  /  >,|,<  \
   > :  /     \  :
   >    |^. .^|
   >    ;_/'\_;
   >
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
                               .,,,.
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 7 Nov 2001 10:56 · permalink

Peter Punk wrote:
> 
> On Tue, 6 Nov 2001 14:01:58 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
> following text:
> 
> >> Dang, i was looking forward to your body! :-)
> >
> >       [*giggle*]  Flirt.
> 
> You know me so well :-)
> 


       Hey wait a minute!
    I thought you said you
         were married...
             \
                 `,
              . . #    to a girl who used to have
              |/  ?  _/   three right eyes.
              | ) )\
              /__/\ \____
         ,-   /   \_/    \
       |/|   / < _____ _> \
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\---------
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

Naughty boy.

joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 7 Nov 2001 11:00 · permalink

Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> OCASCII:
>    _____
>   [UUUUU]
>    ]---[
>   /     \
>   |     |
>   |     |
>   |     | TAL
>   '-----'
> 
>         It's a bottle of whatever you want it to hold... I guess.
> Constructive criticism or diddles welcomed!

      I guess a bottle can hold
       some constructive criticism.
           \
            \             Or even diddles.
                 `,           \
              ___ #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

;)
joris

On Wed, 07 Nov 2001 11:56:26 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
provoked the following text:

>> >> Dang, i was looking forward to your body! :-)
>> >
>> >       [*giggle*]  Flirt.
>> 
>> You know me so well :-)
>
>       Hey wait a minute!
>    I thought you said you
>         were married...
>             \
>                 `,
>              . . #    to a girl who used to have
>              |/  ?  _/   three right eyes.
>              | ) )\
>              /__/\ \____
>         ,-   /   \_/    \
>       |/|   / < _____ _> \
>      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\---------
>       '-'      |\/           b'ger
>
>Naughty boy.

SSSHHHH!!!! You are ruining my chances with her! :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 00:23 · permalink
On Tue, 6 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Tue, 6 Nov 2001 14:01:58 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
> following text:
> 
> >	[*giggle*]  Flirt.
> 
> You know me so well :-)

	Hm... your birthday doesn't happen to be in either late July or
early August, does it?


> >> Perhaps i should take a pic of myself and convert it and of course post it.
> >
> >	Heh, I did that but posted it on my website's forum.  Wonder why I
> >didn't post it here.  Oh well, here it is:
> >
> >http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?id=94117&article=5380
> 
> It looks like you have a Bettie Page-ish hairstyle. Is that correct?

	Nope.  There, I had short hair -- about 1 inch over most of my
head and then the bangs were 2 and flipped over backward with the hair
parted on the opposite side.  It looked like this:

http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/queen-caw.jpg

Heh, I always look kinda weird in photos.  My image doesn't burn the
eyes out, I'm just not photogenic.  Meh.  Here are 3 more photos if anyone
wants to see them:

http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/tali-chad.jpg (with Chad)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/jess5zxl.jpg (1999)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/Jessie_2001_early-sept.jpg
(I'd had a little to drink here... eh-heh... heh.)

> Here's my pic:
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> 
> Well, it should have been a bit brighter, but i'm a bit tired now.

	Groovy! *S*  Nice t'meetcha!


> >	[LOL] -- you just want to see my "moogies"!  Well, okay, since you
> >complimented me so nicely:
> 
> Moogies, puppies, whatever you wish to call them :-)
> 
> >   .-/| |\-.
> >   ;( \Y/ );
> >  /  >,|,<  \
> > :  /     \  :
> >    |^. .^|
> >    ;_/'\_;
> >      \ 
> >
> >Argh, not sure how to do the legs.  Suggestions?
> 
> Ermmm... My mom taught me a trick: If you don't know how to draw a pair of legs,
> draw chicken legs. I still use that workaround (but only in my own drawings) :-)

	Uh, except that then we get:


    .-/| |\-.
    ;( \Y/ );
   /  >,|,<  \
  :  /     \  :
     |^. .^|
     ;_/'\_;
      |   |
     _|_ _|_
      I   I

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
(Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	~*~ Jolt Cola: tastes filthy, kicks like a mule on speed. ~*~

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 00:41 · permalink
On Tue, 6 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> I am close to becoming a fan of Poppy Z. Brite.
> There have been several pics posted of Poppy Z. in ABPEG. My favorite pic is
> where her torso flows over into a hand on a skull.

	What's ABPEG?

OBASCII:

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By the way, I thought that you might enjoy the following.  I forget who
drew it, unfortunately.  I must try to find out...

http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/goth-test.jpg

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
(Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	~*~ Jolt Cola: tastes filthy, kicks like a mule on speed. ~*~

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 01:59 · permalink
On Fri, 9 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
>
> SSSHHHH!!!! You are ruining my chances with her! :-)

	[LOL!!]  Well, les'bi friends -- eh? ("let's be friends...")



OBASCII: Penance from GenX, (Marvel comics).


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-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
(Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	~*~ Jolt Cola: tastes filthy, kicks like a mule on speed. ~*~

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 02:48 · permalink
 
     .-/| |\-.
     ;( \Y/ );
    /  >,|,<  \
   :  /     \  :
      |^.^.^|
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      ; /__;   TAL
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	What do you think?  Those are boots on the model's feet, by the
way...

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
(Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	~*~ Jolt Cola: tastes filthy, kicks like a mule on speed. ~*~

Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 08:01 · permalink
Taliszanna - Fri, 9 Nov 2001 18:23:53 -0600

>> >   .-/| |\-.
>> >   ;( \Y/ );
>> >  /  >,|,<  \
>> > :  /     \  :
>> >    |^. .^|
>> >    ;_/'\_;
>> >      \ 
>> >
>> >Argh, not sure how to do the legs.  Suggestions?
>> 
>> Ermmm... My mom taught me a trick: If you don't know how to draw a pair of legs,
>> draw chicken legs. I still use that workaround (but only in my own drawings) :-)
>
>	Uh, except that then we get:
>
>
>    .-/| |\-.
>    ;( \Y/ );
>   /  >,|,<  \
>  :  /     \  :
>     |^. .^|
>     ;_/'\_;
>      |   |
>     _|_ _|_
>      I   I


diddle: 
                   .
                  /:
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    :( \Y/ );   /  '.
   /  >,|,<\ \ /     ;
   \'/     \'/)      '
    )| ._.^| /
     ; ( \ ;
     | :  \ )
     :_;  |_;
     ( )  h\_>
      V

Ma�ion

-- 
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/    <O      KleineAberFeineAsciiSammlung      O>  \
\    /|    http://www.koslowski.purespace.de   |\  /
/__________________________________________________\ kOs

Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 08:16 · permalink
Taliszanna - Fri, 9 Nov 2001 20:48:17 -0600

> 
>     .-/| |\-.
>     ;( \Y/ );
>    /  >,|,<  \
>   :  /     \  :
>      |^.^.^|
>      |_/\  |
>       \  ; |
>       ,' j |
>      ;  / ;
>      ; /__;   TAL
>      ##  ##
>     #W   ##.
>    WIW   ##I.
>
>
>What do you think?  Those are boots on the model's feet, by the way...

I like the boots and the shank!

diddle:
 
     .-/| |\-.
     :( \Y/ );   
    /  >,|,<\ \_.-==
    \':     \'.=-'
     )( ^.^ )
      : _J--;
       \  ; |
       ,' j ;
      ;  /| :
      ; / ; ;  TAL
      ##  ##
     #W   ##.
    WIW   ##D.

Don't ask me about her left hand... don't know what it shall be...

Ma�ion

-- 
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/    <O      KleineAberFeineAsciiSammlung      O>  \
\    /|    http://www.koslowski.purespace.de   |\  /
/__________________________________________________\ kOs

On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Marion Koslowski wrote:

> diddle: 
>                    .
>                   /:
>     .-/| |\-.    / ;
>     :( \Y/ );   /  '.
>    /  >,|,<\ \ /     ;
>    \'/     \'/)      '
>     )| ._.^| /
>      ; ( \ ;
>      | :  \ )
>      :_;  |_;
>      ( )  h\_>
>       V
> 
	You forgot to note it as: TAL/Ma®ion. :)  Nice diddle!

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 11:19 · permalink
On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Marion Koslowski wrote:
>
> I like the boots and the shank!

	Thanks!

> diddle:
>  
>      .-/| |\-.
>      :( \Y/ );   
>     /  >,|,<\ \_.-==
>     \':     \'.=-'
>      )( ^.^ )
>       : _J--;
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>        ,' j ;
>       ;  /| :
>       ; / ; ;  TAL/M@rion
>       ##  ##
>      #W   ##.
>     WIW   ##D.
> 
> Don't ask me about her left hand... don't know what it shall be...

	Alrighty then... groovy diddle.  The left leg seems kinda 'off'
somehow, though.  'Gonna combine our work now and diddle it some more:


     .-/| |\-.
     :( \Y/ );
    /  >,|,<\ \_
    \'/     \'..
     )|^.^.^|
      |_/\  |
       \  ; |
       ,' j |
      ;  / ;
      ; /__;   TAL/M@rion
      ##  ##
     #W   ##.
    WIW   ##I.   


-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 11:51 · permalink
Taliszanna - Sat, 10 Nov 2001 04:43:21 -0600


>> diddle: 
>>                    .
>>                   /:
>>     .-/| |\-.    / ;
>>     :( \Y/ );   /  '.
>>    /  >,|,<\ \ /     ;
>>    \'/     \'/)      '
>>     )| ._.^| /
>>      ; ( \ ;
>>      | :  \ )
>>      :_;  |_;
>>      ( )  h\_>
>>       V
>> 
>	You forgot to note it as: TAL/Ma�ion. :)  Nice diddle!

Thanx! Let's note it as TAL/kOs then. :)

Ma�ion

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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 12:01 · permalink
Taliszanna - Sat, 10 Nov 2001 05:19:35 -0600

>> diddle:
>>  
>>      .-/| |\-.
>>      :( \Y/ );   
>>     /  >,|,<\ \_.-==
>>     \':     \'.=-'
>>      )( ^.^ )
>>       : _J--;
>>        \  ; |
>>        ,' j ;
>>       ;  /| :
>>       ; / ; ;  TAL/M@rion
>>       ##  ##
>>      #W   ##.
>>     WIW   ##D.
>> 
>> Don't ask me about her left hand... don't know what it shall be...
>	Alrighty then... groovy diddle.  The left leg seems kinda 'off'
>somehow, though.  'Gonna combine our work now and diddle it some more:
>
>
>     .-/| |\-.
>     :( \Y/ );
>    /  >,|,<\ \_
>    \'/     \'..
>     )|^.^.^|
>      |_/\  |
>       \  ; |
>       ,' j |
>      ;  / ;
>      ; /__;   TAL/M@rion
>      ##  ##
>     #W   ##.
>    WIW   ##I.   
>
Now I get it! It's a skirt she's wearing, right?

diddle again:

     .-/| |\-.
     :( \Y/ );
    /  >,|,<\ \_
    \'/     \'..
     )| .^. |
      :_/\  |
       \  ; |
       ,' ) |
      ;  /  ;
      ; /___(   TAL/kOs
      ##  ##
     #W   ##.
    WIW   ##I.

Ma�ion

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On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 19:59:47 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
following text:

>On Fri, 9 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
>>
>> SSSHHHH!!!! You are ruining my chances with her! :-)
>
>	[LOL!!]  Well, les'bi friends -- eh? ("let's be friends...")

Darn it, i read something else the first ime. Then you had to ruin it by telling
me what you really meant.
Why can't a man have naughty dreams anymore? :-)
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        Peter Punk
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Peter Punk <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> ASCII art 10 Nov 2001 20:20 · permalink
On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 18:23:53 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
following text:

>> >	[*giggle*]  Flirt.
>> 
>> You know me so well :-)
>
>	Hm... your birthday doesn't happen to be in either late July or
>early August, does it?

Erm.. No, in mid December.

>> >> Perhaps i should take a pic of myself and convert it and of course post it.
>> >
>> >	Heh, I did that but posted it on my website's forum.  Wonder why I
>> >didn't post it here.  Oh well, here it is:
>> >
>> >http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?id=94117&article=5380
>> 
>> It looks like you have a Bettie Page-ish hairstyle. Is that correct?
>
>	Nope.  There, I had short hair -- about 1 inch over most of my
>head and then the bangs were 2 and flipped over backward with the hair
>parted on the opposite side.  It looked like this:
>
>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/queen-caw.jpg

I hope you don't mind me saying "hubba-hubba", do you? You kinda remind me of
Dita there.

>Heh, I always look kinda weird in photos.  My image doesn't burn the
>eyes out, I'm just not photogenic.

Girl, i think you should have your head examined, the pics are beautiful and so
are you!

>Meh.  Here are 3 more photos if anyone
>wants to see them:
>
>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/tali-chad.jpg (with Chad)

You have got a nice smile there, and he looks like a fun guy too.
He's your BF/hubby/friend/nephew/brother-in-law?

>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/jess5zxl.jpg (1999)

Pity it's just a small picture, i can't see you very well here.

>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/Jessie_2001_early-sept.jpg
>(I'd had a little to drink here... eh-heh... heh.)

You look happy on every pic, but even more so in this one :-)

>> Here's my pic:
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNZ22ZZdBBBEBB@EE%22%%%%2ZBgWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBEZZZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWB%^``72QQQggQ2       3gggWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBEEZZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE2   z2BMWWWWWWpp     ZWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWEZZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE  .JZ" JdWWEHWEE     3WWWWWWWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBEEZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW2  ^    -~ZEZBWWE     3WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNEZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWBE^          ?ZEZ"       ZWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBEEZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE             `         3WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE                        3@WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWENE
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,                       3ZBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWEE
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE                        ZBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWEBE
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWBBE,                 ,qp   ZMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWHBEZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWh                       ZWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBWWEZ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE                    zg2HWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEQQ
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE,               -  3WWpMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWNWWWp                   @WEQWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWp          `--%^9zgggWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNWWBp              ZqBEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> 
>> Well, it should have been a bit brighter, but i'm a bit tired now.
>
>	Groovy! *S*  Nice t'meetcha!

Thanks, it's nice to meet a fellow-goth in a totally unrelated NG :-))

>> >   .-/| |\-.
>> >   ;( \Y/ );
>> >  /  >,|,<  \
>> > :  /     \  :
>> >    |^. .^|
>> >    ;_/'\_;
>> >
>> >Argh, not sure how to do the legs.  Suggestions?
>> 
>> Ermmm... My mom taught me a trick: If you don't know how to draw a pair of legs,
>> draw chicken legs. I still use that workaround (but only in my own drawings) :-)
>
>	Uh, except that then we get:
>
>    .-/| |\-.
>    ;( \Y/ );
>   /  >,|,<  \
>  :  /     \  :
>     |^. .^|
>     ;_/'\_;
>      |   |
>     _|_ _|_
>      I   I

Okay, then i'll do the head:
       _____
    .-'     `-.
  .'           `.
 /    0     0    \
;                 ;
|        _        |
;  `.         ,'  ;
 \   `._____,'   /
  `.    L|J    .'
    `-._____.-'
     .-/| |\-.
     ;( \Y/ );
    /  >,|,<  \
   :  /     \  :
      |^. .^|
      ;_/'\_;
       |   |
      _|_ _|_
       I   I
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On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 20:48:17 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
following text:

>     .-/| |\-.
>     ;( \Y/ );
>    /  >,|,<  \
>   :  /     \  :
>      |^.^.^|
>      |_/\  |
>       \  ; |
>       ,' j |
>      ;  / ;
>      ; /__;   TAL
>      ##  ##
>     #W   ##.
>    WIW   ##I.
>
>	What do you think?  Those are boots on the model's feet, by the
>way...

As someone in ABPEG said. Those that think those boots are made for walking,
lack imagination. :-)
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        Peter Punk
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On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 18:41:41 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
following text:

>On Tue, 6 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
>
>> I am close to becoming a fan of Poppy Z. Brite.
>> There have been several pics posted of Poppy Z. in ABPEG. My favorite pic is
>> where her torso flows over into a hand on a skull.
>
>	What's ABPEG?

Alt.Binaries.Pictures.Erotica.Gothic.
My #1 favorite NG, A.A-A (this NG comes second

>By the way, I thought that you might enjoy the following.  I forget who
>drew it, unfortunately.  I must try to find out...
>
>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/goth-test.jpg

So i'm a psychopath. Big deal, i have been called a lot worse (murderer,
cannibal, and the all-time classic "you... AAAARRGGGHHH!!!!")
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        Peter Punk
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          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

bonjour Marion Koslowski, je suis un robot!
>diddle:
> 
>     .-/| |\-.
>     :( \Y/ );   
>    /  >,|,<\ \_.-==
>    \':     \'.=-'
>     )( ^.^ )
>      : _J--;
>       \  ; |
>       ,' j ;
>      ;  /| :
>      ; / ; ;  TAL
>      ##  ##
>     #W   ##.
>    WIW   ##D.

Her muff is smiling at me.
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On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 18:41:41 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
> following text:
> 
> >	What's ABPEG?
> 
> Alt.Binaries.Pictures.Erotica.Gothic.
> My #1 favorite NG, A.A-A (this NG comes second

	For some reason, I can't reach it.  I guess that my server doesn't
carry it.  :(

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

CeeJay <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> ASCII art 11 Nov 2001 16:19 · permalink
[SNIP of lots of pictures of Tali]
(Mr. P.Punk likes them)

If you ask me .. I was kind of frightend by the pictures .. She's SCARY !

Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg

> Okay, then i'll do the head:

No no no Peter .. It's the womans job to give head .. haven't you learned
anything ? *g*

OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue .. snakelike
;)

        _____
     .-'     `-.
   .'           `.
  /    0     0    \
 ;                 :
 |        _        |
 :  `.         .'  ;
  \   `._____.'   /
   `.    \|/    .'
     `-._ |__.-'
      .-/|^|\-.
      ;( \Y/ );
     /  >,|,<  \
    :  /     \  :
       |^. .^|
       ;_/'\_;
        |   |
       _|_ _|_
        I   I

Kind Regards
CeeJay

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 11 Nov 2001 20:30 · permalink
"CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> wrote in message
news:3beea4e7$0$1988$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk...
> [SNIP of lots of pictures of Tali]
> (Mr. P.Punk likes them)
> If you ask me .. I was kind of frightend by the pictures .. She's SCARY !
> Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
> http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg

Hi handsome... :-)

> > Okay, then i'll do the head:
> No no no Peter .. It's the womans job to give head .. haven't you learned
> anything ? *g*

LOL

> OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue ..
snakelike
> ;)

I added eyebrows and a pig nose... :-)

         _____
      .-'     `-.
    .'  ~     ~  `.
   /    0     0    \
  ;        !        :
  |       o_o       |
  :  `.         .'  ;
   \   `._____.'   /
    `.    \|/    .'
      `-._ |__.-'
       .-/|^|\-.
       ;( \Y/ );
      /  >,|,<  \
     :  /     \  :
        |^. .^|
        ;_/'\_;
         |   |
        _|_ _|_
         I   I


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Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 11 Nov 2001 20:32 · permalink
"Taliszanna" <tal...@usask.ca> wrote in message
news:Pin...@chem4823.usask.ca...
> On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
> > On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 18:41:41 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the
> > following text:
> > > What's ABPEG?
> > Alt.Binaries.Pictures.Erotica.Gothic.
> > My #1 favorite NG, A.A-A (this NG comes second
> For some reason, I can't reach it.  I guess that my server doesn't
> carry it.  :(

try http://groups.google.com

HTH

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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 12 Nov 2001 01:56 · permalink
On Sun, 11 Nov 2001, Bateau wrote:

> bonjour Marion Koslowski, je suis un robot!

	Une robo, eh? :)  Ni pas une monstre?
        [A robot, eh? :)  Thought not a monster?]

    
     /\__/\
    /      \
   |   ..   |
  (  @    @  )
   \   ##   /
    \  WW  /  TAL
     ^----^

> >diddle:
> > 
> >     .-/| |\-.
> >     :( \Y/ );   
> >    /  >,|,<\ \_.-==
> >    \':     \'.=-'
> >     )( ^.^ )
> >      : _J--;
> >       \  ; |
> >       ,' j ;
> >      ;  /| :
> >      ; / ; ;  TAL
> >      ##  ##
> >     #W   ##.
> >    WIW   ##D.
> 
> Her muff is smiling at me.

	Where do you see that? 


-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 19:59:47 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
> following text:
> 
> >On Fri, 9 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
> >>
> >> SSSHHHH!!!! You are ruining my chances with her! :-)
> >
> >	[LOL!!]  Well, les'bi friends -- eh? ("let's be friends...")
> 
> Darn it, i read something else the first ime. 

	Yes, and that was intended.  You are supposed to say it with a
slight lisp, eh...  A gay friend of mine threw it at me one day and I
bloody right cracked up then and there!

> Then you had to ruin it by telling me what you really meant.

	Aww, sorry Peter... 

> Why can't a man have naughty dreams anymore? :-)

	    .===============================.
	   :  I wonder if I should tell 'im  :
	   ;    about how I like girls...    ;
	    "=============. ,==============="
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL
	                   `.'         

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

On Sat, 10 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Fri, 9 Nov 2001 18:23:53 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked the
> following text:
> 
> >	Hm... your birthday doesn't happen to be in either late July or
> >early August, does it?
> 
> Erm.. No, in mid December.

	Ah, then that places you as a Saggitarius.  They are big flirts,
too... though not as big as Leos and Libras as far as I've seen.


> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/queen-caw.jpg
> 
> I hope you don't mind me saying "hubba-hubba", do you? 

	[*smile*]  Nope.  I'll take that compliment -- thanks!

> You kinda remind me of Dita there.

	Who?

> >Heh, I always look kinda weird in photos.  My image doesn't burn the
> >eyes out, I'm just not photogenic.
> 
> Girl, i think you should have your head examined, the pics are beautiful 
> and so are you!

	[*smile, blush*]  Nice of you to say so...


> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/tali-chad.jpg (with Chad)
> 
> You have got a nice smile there, and he looks like a fun guy too.
> He's your BF/hubby/friend/nephew/brother-in-law?

	He's now my ex-boyfriend, but we have stayed friends.  We were
together from January until mid-May of this year.  It didn't work out
because I figured out that I still had feelings for someone else when I'd
thought that that business was all finished.  Months later, a friend
smacked me upside the head and made me realise how I'd actually fallen in
love with this other man that I was good friends with, (although i would
not admit to how I felt).  I've since decided to leave the dating scene
and am celibate.  It's the other reason that I shaved my head -- most of
the guys I see on a regular basis aren't attracted to that, (although they
think it looks neat).  The girlies still think I'm hot, but unfortunately
so do a lot of the skeezy people that I try to avoid. [Blah.]  :(


> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/jess5zxl.jpg (1999)
> 
> Pity it's just a small picture, i can't see you very well here.

	[*shrug*]  Sawwy!


> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/Jessie_2001_early-sept.jpg
> >(I'd had a little to drink here... eh-heh... heh.)
> 
> You look happy on every pic, but even more so in this one :-)

	Wll, that's partially to do with how amused I was by the guy whose
hand i was holding.  He was a complete stranger who just showed up at our
table, sat down and started to sing to the ladies.


> Okay, then i'll do the head:
>        _____
>     .-'     `-.
>   .'           `.
>  /    0     0    \
> ;                 ;
> |        _        |
> ;  `.         ,'  ;
>  \   `._____,'   /
>   `.    L|J    .'
>     `-._____.-'
>      .-/| |\-.
>      ;( \Y/ );
>     /  >,|,<  \
>    :  /     \  :
>       |^. .^|
>       ;_/'\_;
>        |   |    TAL/Peter Punk
>       _|_ _|_
>        I   I

	LMAO!

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

On Sun, 11 Nov 2001, CeeJay wrote:

> [SNIP of lots of pictures of Tali]
> (Mr. P.Punk likes them)
> 
> If you ask me .. I was kind of frightend by the pictures .. She's SCARY !

	Who, me -- scary?

> Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
> http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg

	LOL! Groovy...


> > Okay, then i'll do the head:
> 
> No no no Peter .. It's the womans job to give head .. haven't you learned
> anything ? *g*

	[*chuckle*]


> OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue .. 
> snakelike  ;)
> 
>         _____
>      .-'     `-.
>    .'           `.
>   /    0     0    \
>  ;                 :
>  |        _        |
>  :  `.         .'  ;
>   \   `._____.'   /
>    `.    \|/    .'
>      `-._ |__.-'
>       .-/|^|\-.
>       ;( \Y/ );
>      /  >,|,<  \
>     :  /     \  :
>        |^. .^|
>        ;_/'\_;
>         |   |    TAL/Peter Punk/CeeJay
>        _|_ _|_
>         I   I
> 

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

On Sun, 11 Nov 2001, Mel wrote:

> "Taliszanna" <tal...@usask.ca> wrote in message
> news:Pin...@chem4823.usask.ca...
> >
> > For some reason, I can't reach it.  I guess that my server doesn't
> > carry it.  :(
> 
> try http://groups.google.com

http://groups.google.com/groups?gidx=200&hl=en&group=alt

It doesn't have it, but thanks for showing me that google has the groups
back.  I din't think that it carried NGs anymore.

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

Peter Punk <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> ASCII art 12 Nov 2001 22:11 · permalink
On Sun, 11 Nov 2001 20:04:47 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >> SSSHHHH!!!! You are ruining my chances with her! :-)
>> >	[LOL!!]  Well, les'bi friends -- eh? ("let's be friends...")
>> Darn it, i read something else the first ime. 
>	Yes, and that was intended.  You are supposed to say it with a
>slight lisp, eh...  A gay friend of mine threw it at me one day and I
>bloody right cracked up then and there!

<g> I can full well imagine, you had me giggling for fifteen minutes after i
read it :-)

>> Then you had to ruin it by telling me what you really meant.
>	Aww, sorry Peter... 

You better! Or i'll... I'll... Dang, i can't even threaten to shave your head
anymore! :-)

>> Why can't a man have naughty dreams anymore? :-)
>
>	    .===============================.
>	   :  I wonder if I should tell 'im  :
>	   ;    about how I like girls...    ;
>	    "=============. ,==============="
>	                   \|
>	                    '      TAL
>	                   `.'         

Lemmeguess, like you have your coffee? :-)

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First pic i drew from scratch with JavE, thanks Markus!
-- 
        Peter Punk
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          /    \

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On Sun, 11 Nov 2001 17:19:13 +0100, "CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt>
provoked the following text:

>[SNIP of lots of pictures of Tali]
>(Mr. P.Punk likes them)
>
>If you ask me .. I was kind of frightend by the pictures .. She's SCARY !

Just the way i like girls.
Here's a pic of my wife: http://home.hetnet.nl/~corena_addams

>Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
>http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg

YIKES!!! And you call other people scary? :-)))

>> Okay, then i'll do the head:
>
>No no no Peter .. It's the womans job to give head .. haven't you learned
>anything ? *g*

Now you reminded me of the song "Bring me the Head of the Preacherman" by
Siouxsie and the Banshees. But i'm sure that wasn't the image you tried to
invoke, was it? :-))

>OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue .. snakelike
>;)
>        _____
>     .-'     `-.
>   .'           `.
>  /    0     0    \
> ;                 :
> |        _        |
> :  `.         .'  ;
>  \   `._____.'   /
>   `.    \|/    .'
>     `-._ |__.-'
>      .-/|^|\-.
>      ;( \Y/ );
>     /  >,|,<  \
>    :  /     \  :
>       |^. .^|
>       ;_/'\_;
>        |   |
>       _|_ _|_
>        I   I

LOL!! This one will go down in A.A_A history as one of the most bizarre pics
drawn cooperatively!
-- 
        Peter Punk
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          /    \

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On Sun, 11 Nov 2001 20:26:15 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >	Hm... your birthday doesn't happen to be in either late July or
>> >early August, does it?
>> Erm.. No, in mid December.
>	Ah, then that places you as a Saggitarius.  They are big flirts,
>too... though not as big as Leos and Libras as far as I've seen.

Hmmm... I don't care much for astrology. I like astronomy better.

>> You kinda remind me of Dita there.
>	Who?

Dita von Teese (i'm sure that's not her real name, but who cares?).
You can take a see what she looks like at http://www.ditavonteese.com


>> >Heh, I always look kinda weird in photos.  My image doesn't burn the
>> >eyes out, I'm just not photogenic.
>> Girl, i think you should have your head examined, the pics are beautiful 
>> and so are you!
>
>	[*smile, blush*]  Nice of you to say so...

But what good would it be if i didn't mean it? But i did. :-)

>> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/tali-chad.jpg (with Chad)
>> 
>> You have got a nice smile there, and he looks like a fun guy too.
>> He's your BF/hubby/friend/nephew/brother-in-law?
>
>	He's now my ex-boyfriend, but we have stayed friends.  We were
>together from January until mid-May of this year.  It didn't work out
>because I figured out that I still had feelings for someone else when I'd
>thought that that business was all finished.  Months later, a friend
>smacked me upside the head and made me realise how I'd actually fallen in
>love with this other man that I was good friends with, (although i would
>not admit to how I felt).  I've since decided to leave the dating scene
>and am celibate.  It's the other reason that I shaved my head -- most of
>the guys I see on a regular basis aren't attracted to that, (although they
>think it looks neat).  The girlies still think I'm hot, but unfortunately
>so do a lot of the skeezy people that I try to avoid. [Blah.]  :(

Oh well, you can't win 'em all. There are certain kinds of people one can never
seem to get rid of, no matter how hard you try or whatever you do.

>> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/Jessie_2001_early-sept.jpg
>> >(I'd had a little to drink here... eh-heh... heh.)
>> 
>> You look happy on every pic, but even more so in this one :-)
>
>	Wll, that's partially to do with how amused I was by the guy whose
>hand i was holding.  He was a complete stranger who just showed up at our
>table, sat down and started to sing to the ladies.

Don't you love it when that happens? I wanted to do such a thing before but i
didn't for two reasons. 1 is that i can't sing and 2 is that IRL i'm kinda shy.
(but i try to hide that)
-- 
        Peter Punk
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          /    \

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On Sun, 11 Nov 2001 22:32:44 +0200, "Mel" <rrc...@hotmail.com> provoked the
following text:

>> > > What's ABPEG?
>> > Alt.Binaries.Pictures.Erotica.Gothic.
>> > My #1 favorite NG, A.A-A (this NG comes second
>> For some reason, I can't reach it.  I guess that my server doesn't
>> carry it.  :(
>try http://groups.google.com

Unfortunately, Google doesn't carry the binary groups. I wish it were different.
There used to be www.etin,com, they carried most of the binary groups but they
are taking a break or something...
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
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          /    \

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On Mon, 12 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
>
> <g> I can full well imagine, you had me giggling for fifteen minutes after i
> read it :-)

	Glad it gave ya a little chuckle.  :)


> You better! Or i'll... I'll... Dang, i can't even threaten to shave your head
> anymore! :-)

	LOL!


> >> Why can't a man have naughty dreams anymore? :-)
> >
> >	    .===============================.
> >	   :  I wonder if I should tell 'im  :
> >	   ;    about how I like girls...    ;
> >	    "=============. ,==============="
> >	                   \|
> >	                    '      TAL
> >	                   `.'         
> 
> Lemmeguess, like you have your coffee? :-)

	Nope -- I have my coffee "sweet as a kiss and black as hell".  My
girls are tough as nails and tend to be either White as snow or "Red as
the path they walk", (NANIs -- North American Native Indian chix).  Here  
in Saskatchewan, most people are either White or Native or Metis.  I'm
Quebecois-Parisienne French, Irish, Brit, Hungarian, and Algonkin Indian
-- a genuine and bonifide Heinz 57 native of Canada, a member of the
Trailmix Nation.  ("She slices!  She dices!  She even does the Dance of
the Seven Veils!  It's... 'Racially Mixed Captain Canada' -- eh!")

>      ,-------------.
>   ,-'HHbHbb66jj++:+:`-.
>  (MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...)
>  |`-.HHbHbb66jj++:+:,-'|.____
>  |...`-------------'HMM+MMMMMM.
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>   `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHH,-'
>      `-------------'

	Nifty cup o' coffee -- kinda looks like the one in my han- hey,
where'd it go?

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

On Mon, 12 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote (re: ceejay's comments about me
being supposedly "scary"):
>
> Just the way i like girls.
> Here's a pic of my wife: http://home.hetnet.nl/~corena_addams

	Awesome! [**S**]  She's a 10.

> Now you reminded me of the song "Bring me the Head of the Preacherman" by
> Siouxsie and the Banshees. But i'm sure that wasn't the image you tried to
> invoke, was it? :-))

	Oh, now, now... smile.  This is the Happy House. (referencing a
song by Siouxsie & The Banshees).


> >OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue .. snakelike
> >;)
> >        _____
> >     .-'     `-.
> >   .'           `.
> >  /    0     0    \
> > ;                 :
> > |        _        |
> > :  `.         .'  ;
> >  \   `._____.'   /
> >   `.    \|/    .'
> >     `-._ |__.-'
> >      .-/|^|\-.
> >      ;( \Y/ );
> >     /  >,|,<  \
> >    :  /     \  :
> >       |^. .^|
> >       ;_/'\_;
> >        |   |
> >       _|_ _|_
> >        I   I
> 
> LOL!! This one will go down in A.A_A history as one of the most bizarre pics
> drawn cooperatively!

	Definitely.  I'm assembling a gallery of my work and I'm going to
include this in the section for group-participation results.

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

On Mon, 12 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
>
> Dita von Teese (i'm sure that's not her real name, but who cares?).
> You can take a see what she looks like at http://www.ditavonteese.com

	Ooh... she's beautiful!  And I'm sure that with a name like von
Teese, (von Tease), it ain't her real name.


> >	[*smile, blush*]  Nice of you to say so...
> 
> But what good would it be if i didn't mean it? But i did. :-)

	:)

> >	Wll, that's partially to do with how amused I was by the guy whose
> >hand i was holding.  He was a complete stranger who just showed up at our
> >table, sat down and started to sing to the ladies.
> 
> Don't you love it when that happens? I wanted to do such a thing before but i
> didn't for two reasons. 1 is that i can't sing and 2 is that IRL i'm kinda 
> shy. (but i try to hide that)

	Enh... In RL, I'm outgoing unless I'm not.  If there is someone
new, I typically have no fears of approaching them and introducing
myself.  If it's a rotten day, though, I'm not going to pretend that life
is sugar and daisies.  :F

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 13 Nov 2001 10:37 · permalink
Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> 

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> -------------------------------------------------------------
>         Oh, I'd forgotten about this one -- it's a photo of me from '99,
> manipulated in Paint Shop Pro 3:
> 

That's you now.
:o)
joris

On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:

> Taliszanna wrote:
> > 
> > 
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>   M; ;:              :::  bMM     o:3o7;;,,             :;oM
>   MZ    7bERMMMMMEZ;    :. ;M     M:37o;    oRMMMMMMMMA7
>   MU ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM8,   ;       27,  ;EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMZ M
>   NMHMMHNHEEMM@bEMHNHMMMMZ  u      : 7RMMMMM@EM8  MN@REHMMM@M
>   HNHEM@@HHEM  .EM@HHNHHMMHMZ    ,R:ZMMMHHH@NHNAZRMNHHHNH@EEM
>   @@MMA@NH@MMRNuu@N@@N@@@HMM       ;MMN@HMHENNHU3;3MH@@HH@MEMMR
>   MMNAM@@HH@HMMREHHE@MHHH@EMMo     MM@@HHHH@NHNMN@RMHHHNNNN@EMb
>   , M@@EHH@EHM@R@NNHEM@@@HHMMMMMMMMMH@HHHNHHHNNHHN@M@@HH@HHHRM2
>   MMMMHHHHHHN@N@@@HH@HHHHH@@M8    MMMRMN@HEHHNNNHHA@NHH@@NHRRM2
>   MMZM@E@HNH@H@EE@N@ENH@@@HAM       MHNHHHHEEHHHNNRHNHHNNHN@AM,
>      ME@@HH@HH@HNNHHH@HHHH@RM       HEHHHNH@HHHHHHE@HHHHH@@NRMM8
> 
> > -------------------------------------------------------------
> >         Oh, I'd forgotten about this one -- it's a photo of me from '99,
> > manipulated in Paint Shop Pro 3:
> > 
> 
> That's you now.
> :o)
> joris

	LOL -- yeah, it does look like I do now, (except that my hair has
grown in to be 1 cm long -- a brush cut).  Also, I was referring to the
link that came beneath the script about a photo from '99.  [*smile*]  Nice
hair cut you gave her, tho'!

-----
Sincerely, "Her Poopiness" (Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 13 Nov 2001 11:35 · permalink
>
>     ,-------------.
>  ,-'HHbHbb66jj++:+:`-.
> (MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...)
> |`-.HHbHbb66jj++:+:,-'|.____
> |...`-------------'HMM+MMMMMM.
> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|MMMMMMM:
> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    "MM|
> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|     MM|
> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    ,MM|
> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|    MMM;
> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|,MM'MM'
> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM+MMM'
> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM+'
> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|
> (...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM)
>  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHH,-'
>     `-------------'
>
>First pic i drew from scratch with JavE, thanks Markus!

great! :) i tried something

and here my first non-jave-all-simple-text-editor diddle of something
that complex and shaded... even filled it with some coffe... i think
it's a  quite good diddle :)

what do you think?

    _,,rcsd6jjjb--.._
  ,dHHHbHbb66jj++:+: `.
  MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...d
 :`HHHHbHbb66HH6bv,:,sJT.
 :..`*qHbb66HHHHMMmMHMMMTMMMMb.
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMMMMM:
 :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    "MMT
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM     MMT
 :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    ,MMT
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM   dMMM'
 :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM,MMMMM'
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMP
 :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMTP'
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM
 '...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP     [pp/lf]
  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHHM*'
     `'--++.j66bbP*'

peter i made your sig pp and added mine if that's ok?


Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt wrote:
> 
> >
> >     ,-------------.
> >  ,-'HHbHbb66jj++:+:`-.
> > (MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...)
> > |`-.HHbHbb66jj++:+:,-'|.____
> > |...`-------------'HMM+MMMMMM.
> > |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|MMMMMMM:
> > |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    "MM|
> > |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|     MM|
> > |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    ,MM|
> > |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|    MMM;
> > |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|,MM'MM'
> > |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM+MMM'
> > |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM+'
> > |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|
> > (...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM)
> >  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHH,-'
> >     `-------------'
> >
> >First pic i drew from scratch with JavE, thanks Markus!
> 
> great! :) i tried something
> 
> and here my first non-jave-all-simple-text-editor diddle of something
> that complex and shaded... even filled it with some coffe... i think
> it's a  quite good diddle :)
> 
> what do you think?
> 
>     _,,rcsd6jjjb--.._
>   ,dHHHbHbb66jj++:+: `.
>   MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...d
>  :`HHHHbHbb66HH6bv,:,sJT.
>  :..`*qHbb66HHHHMMmMHMMMTMMMMb.
>  :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMMMMM:
>  :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    "MMT
>  :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM     MMT
>  :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    ,MMT
>  :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM   dMMM'
>  :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM,MMMMM'
>  :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMP
>  :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMTP'
>  :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM
>  '...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP     [pp/lf]
>   `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHHM*'
>      `'--++.j66bbP*'
> 
> peter i made your sig pp and added mine if that's ok?

I think that's better.
:)
joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 13 Nov 2001 12:48 · permalink

Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:
> 
> > Taliszanna wrote:
[snip pic]
> >
> > > -------------------------------------------------------------
> > >         Oh, I'd forgotten about this one -- it's a photo of me from '99,
> > > manipulated in Paint Shop Pro 3:
> > >
> >
> > That's you now.
> > :o)
> > joris
> 
>         LOL -- yeah, it does look like I do now, (except that my hair has
> grown in to be 1 cm long -- a brush cut).  Also, I was referring to the
> link that came beneath the script about a photo from '99.  [*smile*]  Nice
> hair cut you gave her, tho'!
> 

Haaaaa... hi hi hi  :D
That ascii lady wasn't you!
Ah well... Errare humanum est. Right?

                   My though exactly.
                             /
                       /(,_\
                       )   "\
                       \ ___Y.
                        )/
                     __//
                    /)  \
           b'ger   /|| .|

joris

Poster <NOS...@POSTER.net> 13 Nov 2001 13:14 · permalink
t -> missing from the cat's THOUGHtS...

ERRARE HUMANUM EST......... in the true sense ;)
or is it ERRARE ANIMALE ???

c'est la vie et c'est les animaux qui s'appelle HUMANS...

?:)
-------------------------------------------------
> Haaaaa... hi hi hi  :D
> That ascii lady wasn't you!
> Ah well... Errare humanum est. Right?
>
>                    My though exactly.
>                              /
>                        /(,_\
>                        )   "\
>                        \ ___Y.
>                         )/
>                      __//
>                     /)  \
>            b'ger   /|| .|
>
> joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 13 Nov 2001 21:37 · permalink
Poster wrote:
> 
> t -> missing from the cat's THOUGHtS...
> 
> ERRARE HUMANUM EST......... in the true sense ;)
> or is it ERRARE ANIMALE ???
> 
> c'est la vie et c'est les animaux qui s'appelle HUMANS...
> 

Ahh... "international" English again   :o)

So is your French.
C'est la vie et ce sont les animaux qui s'appellent HUMAINS...

       T'as compris ce qu'il
       voulait dire par la?
            \
             \           Laisse tomber.
                 `,           \
              ___ #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

Qui s'y frotte, s'y pique (devise de Napoleon Bonaparte).
joris

On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 21:17:25 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >> Why can't a man have naughty dreams anymore? :-)
>> >	    .===============================.
>> >	   :  I wonder if I should tell 'im  :
>> >	   ;    about how I like girls...    ;
>> >	    "=============. ,==============="
>> Lemmeguess, like you have your coffee? :-)
>
>	Nope -- I have my coffee "sweet as a kiss and black as hell". 

I like mine with a little sugar and a lot of "oompf".

>My girls are tough as nails and tend to be either White as snow or "Red as
>the path they walk", (NANIs -- North American Native Indian chix).  Here  
>in Saskatchewan, most people are either White or Native or Metis.  I'm
>Quebecois-Parisienne French, Irish, Brit, Hungarian, and Algonkin Indian
>-- a genuine and bonifide Heinz 57 native of Canada, a member of the
>Trailmix Nation.  ("She slices!  She dices!  She even does the Dance of
>the Seven Veils!  

You do? Can you do it in ASCII too?

>It's... 'Racially Mixed Captain Canada' -- eh!")

LOL!

>>      ,-------------.
>>   ,-'HHbHbb66jj++:+:`-.
>>  (MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...)
>>  |`-.HHbHbb66jj++:+:,-'|.____
>>  |...`-------------'HMM+MMMMMM.
>>  |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|MMMMMMM:
>>  |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    "MM|
>>  |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|     MM|
>>  |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    ,MM|
>>  |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|    MMM;
>>  |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|,MM'MM'
>>  |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM+MMM'
>>  |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM+'
>>  |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|
>>  (...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM)
>>   `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHH,-'
>>      `-------------'
>
>	Nifty cup o' coffee -- kinda looks like the one in my han- hey,
>where'd it go?

Sorry, i got thirsty...
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

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On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 22:04:25 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>                  MMHMMMMMMMMHNMM  MH@HNH@MMNMN                      
>                  MMMR.  Z2EMMMMM ;MMMMMMMRMHMH                      
>                  MHMR        .37 ,8.       @ME                      
>                  MEMA;2R2,2Zo  .   o8Z;;8 ;HMN                      
>                  MAMR32RNNMMARE3,;ZbuuU83ooMMR                      
>                  MUM@: ;28o    .; :;3@MMZ 2NME                      
>                  M8M@;      ;;:;:;:.      ;NMb                      
>                  MRMMo :o,;;;:,,.:.;;,,:, bMMZ                      
>                 MMHRMA  7,:::,:;.o.,;:.:  RHHMM       7             
>                 MR@EMM2  ;7, ,o7o8   :,: ;MMENE       M             
>        7M       MAHNHMM:  ;.3MMHMMMH2., ,MMM@MMM3u@MMMM             
>       RZ       uME@NHHMMM   ZMMo,ZMb.  R;,MMHHNMMMMMMMM M           
>    7MMMM       MH@H@HHEHMMA   UMM2   EMMM32EMM@RMRMAbNMMM           
>   .MM@MM     :MMHHENHHNMMMMMMo    3MMMHMMMR@MMMMMMMM@EMMM           

8< *SNIP* Dita lookalike. Lovely, by the way.

>P.S.
>	Oh, I'd forgotten about this one -- it's a photo of me from '99, 
>manipulated in Paint Shop Pro 3:
>
>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/TG/TG_Tal6504.jpg

Funny, the longer you look at the picture, the clearer it seems to become. Is
that on purpose, or is that just a nice side-effect?
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

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I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY! -- from "Cerebus" #82

On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 12:35:15 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
<las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:

>>     ,-------------.
>>  ,-'HHbHbb66jj++:+:`-.
>> (MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...)
>> |`-.HHbHbb66jj++:+:,-'|.____
>> |...`-------------'HMM+MMMMMM.
>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|MMMMMMM:
>> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    "MM|
>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|     MM|
>> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    ,MM|
>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|    MMM;
>> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|,MM'MM'
>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM+MMM'
>> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM+'
>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|
>> (...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM)
>>  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHH,-'
>>     `-------------'
>>
>>First pic i drew from scratch with JavE, thanks Markus!
>
>great! :) i tried something
>
>and here my first non-jave-all-simple-text-editor diddle of something
>that complex and shaded... even filled it with some coffe... i think
>it's a  quite good diddle :)
>
>what do you think?

I think that if i didn't know it was a diddle, i'd think it was a conversion.
Great job!

>    _,,rcsd6jjjb--.._
>  ,dHHHbHbb66jj++:+: `.
>  MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...d
> :`HHHHbHbb66HH6bv,:,sJT.
> :..`*qHbb66HHHHMMmMHMMMTMMMMb.
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMMMMM:
> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    "MMT
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM     MMT
> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    ,MMT
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM   dMMM'
> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM,MMMMM'
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMP
> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMTP'
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM
> '...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP     [pp/lf]
>  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHHM*'
>     `'--++.j66bbP*'
>
>peter i made your sig pp and added mine if that's ok?

I thought it wasn't worh a sig, but nice of you to think of it.
Actually, you did the hardest part, i just drew an ellipse, added 2 straight
lines, copied the lower half of the ellipse and pasted it to the bottom of the
two lines, gradient-filles it and drew the handle by hand.

You filled in the gaps, anti-aliased the pic, in short, you made it look good.
So just leave your sig and take mine from it, the pic is yours for as far as i'm
concerned.
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

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On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 21:27:42 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> Dita von Teese (i'm sure that's not her real name, but who cares?).
>> You can take a see what she looks like at http://www.ditavonteese.com
>
>	Ooh... she's beautiful!  And I'm sure that with a name like von
>Teese, (von Tease), it ain't her real name.

What i like most about her is that she manages to look like she was born 80
years ago. A classic pin-up girl as in the olden days.

>> Don't you love it when that happens? I wanted to do such a thing before but i
>> didn't for two reasons. 1 is that i can't sing and 2 is that IRL i'm kinda 
>> shy. (but i try to hide that)
>
>	Enh... In RL, I'm outgoing unless I'm not.  If there is someone
>new, I typically have no fears of approaching them and introducing
>myself.  

I am shy, but as i said yesterday, i try to hide that because it used to get in
my way, the way i do it is hiding my shyness even from myself. I can't explain
exactly how i do that but it usually works, although i have to conquer myself on
some occasions.

>If it's a rotten day, though, I'm not going to pretend that life
>is sugar and daisies.  :F

What often works for me is to pretend it is, forgetting about all the sh*t that
has happened and concentrating on the moment.
But what's good for the gander may not be good for the goose.
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 14 Nov 2001 01:08 · permalink
On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 23:38:06 GMT, ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl (Peter
Punk) wrote:

>On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 12:35:15 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
><las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:
>
>>>     ,-------------.
>>>  ,-'HHbHbb66jj++:+:`-.
>>> (MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...)
>>> |`-.HHbHbb66jj++:+:,-'|.____
>>> |...`-------------'HMM+MMMMMM.
>>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|MMMMMMM:
>>> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    "MM|
>>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|     MM|
>>> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|    ,MM|
>>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|    MMM;
>>> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM|,MM'MM'
>>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM+MMM'
>>> |...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM+'
>>> |..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM|
>>> (...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM)
>>>  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHH,-'
>>>     `-------------'
>>>
>>>First pic i drew from scratch with JavE, thanks Markus!
>>
>>great! :) i tried something
>>
>>and here my first non-jave-all-simple-text-editor diddle of something
>>that complex and shaded... even filled it with some coffe... i think
>>it's a  quite good diddle :)
>>
>>what do you think?
>
>I think that if i didn't know it was a diddle, i'd think it was a conversion.
>Great job!
>
>>    _,,rcsd6jjjb--.._
>>  ,dHHHbHbb66jj++:+: `.
>>  MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...d
>> :`HHHHbHbb66HH6bv,:,sJT.
>> :..`*qHbb66HHHHMMmMHMMMTMMMMb.
>> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMMMMM:
>> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    "MMT
>> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM     MMT
>> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    ,MMT
>> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM   dMMM'
>> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM,MMMMM'
>> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMP
>> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMTP'
>> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM
>> '...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP     [pp/lf]
>>  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHHM*'
>>     `'--++.j66bbP*'
>>
>>peter i made your sig pp and added mine if that's ok?
>
>I thought it wasn't worh a sig, but nice of you to think of it.
>Actually, you did the hardest part, i just drew an ellipse, added 2 straight
>lines, copied the lower half of the ellipse and pasted it to the bottom of the
>two lines, gradient-filles it and drew the handle by hand.
>
>You filled in the gaps, anti-aliased the pic, in short, you made it look good.
>So just leave your sig and take mine from it, the pic is yours for as far as i'm
>concerned.

heh cool thanx man! (still wasnt perfect, rediddled the upper left
edge)

    _,,rcsd6jjjb--.._
  ,dHHHbHbb66jj++:+: `.
 ,MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...d
 :`HHHHbHbb66HH6bv,:,sJT.
 :..`*qHbb66HHHHMMmMHMMMTMMMMb.
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMMMMM:
 :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    "MMT
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM     MMT
 :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    ,MMT
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM   dMMM'
 :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM,MMMMM'
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMP
 :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMTP'
 :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM
 '...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP     [lf]
  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHHM*'
     `'--++.j66bbP*'

just watch it so you dont step on it! it's made of metal...


    _,,rcsd6jjjb--.._
    HbHbb66jj++:+::..'.
 ,MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...d
  .':bHbb66jj++:+::...'.,,.
 :..`*qHbb66HHHHMMmMHMMMTMMMMb.
.'...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM:::. "MMT
'  ..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP:::::dMMT:.
.'...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMb:MMMMMP::::'
'  ...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMTP*::::'
 '...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP:::::::.
    : ::+:++jj66bbHbHP:::::::::::'
     `'--++.j66bbP*  ''::::::'

OH NO!! what have you done?? ...
you spilt the coffee!!

Poster <NOS...@POSTER.net> 14 Nov 2001 04:13 · permalink
Exactly my point.... TO ERR IS HUMAN.... ?:)
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"joris bellenger" <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message
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> Poster wrote:
> >
> > t -> missing from the cat's THOUGHtS...
> >
> > ERRARE HUMANUM EST......... in the true sense ;)
> > or is it ERRARE ANIMALE ???
> >
> > c'est la vie et c'est les animaux qui s'appelle HUMANS...
> >
>
> Ahh... "international" English again   :o)
>
> So is your French.
> C'est la vie et ce sont les animaux qui s'appellent HUMAINS...
>
>        T'as compris ce qu'il
>        voulait dire par la?
>             \
>              \           Laisse tomber.
>                  `,           \
>               ___ #             /_,/\
>               |/  ?            /"   (
>               | , )\          .Y___ /
>               /__/\ \____         \(__
>          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>        '-'      |\/           b'ger
>
> Qui s'y frotte, s'y pique (devise de Napoleon Bonaparte).
> joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 14 Nov 2001 15:58 · permalink
Peter Punk wrote:
> 
> What often works for me is to pretend it is, forgetting about all the sh*t that
> has happened and concentrating on the moment.


  I'm concentrating...   |\
             |           ||
             |           //     _ but can't forget
              \          \\    /  about the shit.
                _________||   /
              _/, ._____`  \__
          ___/` _ _ ___`)-.__ )
         ( ___ /(,)\  //    //
         _\\   ) = ( ((_   //_
        ///,)  \_Y_/ (,\\\ \,\\\
                 '
 b'ger          ###

> But what's good for the gander may not be good for the goose.
           
           Gander? Goose?
        Hand me my gun Ralf...
            \
             \          Is is Chrismas yet?
                 `,           \
              ___ #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

> >[SNIP of lots of pictures of Tali]
> >(Mr. P.Punk likes them)
> >
> >If you ask me .. I was kind of frightend by the pictures .. She's SCARY !
>
> Just the way i like girls.
> Here's a pic of my wife: http://home.hetnet.nl/~corena_addams

Uhhh positivly SCARY ... She looks like a member of the Adams Family :)
Great picture .. do you have kid's and how do they look like ?

Do people pay admission to see you ? ;)

> >Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
> >http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg
>
> YIKES!!! And you call other people scary? :-)))

*lol* .. This picture was taken right before I was assimilated ..
Here's a picture during the process :

http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/Digital_CeeJay.jpg

> >> Okay, then i'll do the head:
> >
> >No no no Peter .. It's the womans job to give head .. haven't you learned
> >anything ? *g*
>
> Now you reminded me of the song "Bring me the Head of the Preacherman" by
> Siouxsie and the Banshees. But i'm sure that wasn't the image you tried to
> invoke, was it? :-))

Errr .. no.
Ewwww.

> >OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue ..
snakelike
> >;)
> >        _____
> >     .-'     `-.
> >   .'           `.
> >  /    0     0    \
> > ;                 :
> > |        _        |
> > :  `.         .'  ;
> >  \   `._____.'   /
> >   `.    \|/    .'
> >     `-._ |__.-'
> >      .-/|^|\-.
> >      ;( \Y/ );
> >     /  >,|,<  \
> >    :  /     \  :
> >       |^. .^|
> >       ;_/'\_;
> >        |   |
> >       _|_ _|_
> >        I   I
>
> LOL!! This one will go down in A.A_A history as one of the most bizarre pics
> drawn cooperatively!

The diddle Mel made is even freakier (hehe pig's nose)

"Mel" wrote:
> > Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
> > http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg
>
> Hi handsome... :-)

I sure hope Mel means Melissa or some other girls name.
I'm not handsome in that picture though .. besides don't trust digitally altered
photograps , I can do all sorts of things to a photo.
See the other image I posted a URL to.
Or if you like I can post an unedited recent picture of myself .. and I can also
edit that picture to make me look goth .. but wear makeup , shave my head and
pierce my skin you will never make me do.


> > OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue ..
> snakelike
> > ;)
>
> I added eyebrows and a pig nose... :-)
>
>          _____
>       .-'     `-.
>     .'  ~     ~  `.
>    /    0     0    \
>   ;        !        :
>   |       o_o       |
>   :  `.         .'  ;
>    \   `._____.'   /
>     `.    \|/    .'
>       `-._ |__.-'
>        .-/|^|\-.
>        ;( \Y/ );
>       /  >,|,<  \
>      :  /     \  :
>         |^. .^|
>         ;_/'\_;
>          |   |
>         _|_ _|_
>          I   I

Very ... err.. weird - I like it !

"Mel" <rrc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3be...@batman.vip-za.com...
> "CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> wrote in message
> news:3beea4e7$0$1988$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk...
> > [SNIP of lots of pictures of Tali]
> > (Mr. P.Punk likes them)
> > If you ask me .. I was kind of frightend by the pictures .. She's SCARY !
> > Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
> > http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg
>
> Hi handsome... :-)
>
> > > Okay, then i'll do the head:
> > No no no Peter .. It's the womans job to give head .. haven't you learned
> > anything ? *g*
>
> LOL
>
> > OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue ..
> snakelike
> > ;)
>
> I added eyebrows and a pig nose... :-)
>
>          _____
>       .-'     `-.
>     .'  ~     ~  `.
>    /    0     0    \
>   ;        !        :
>   |       o_o       |
>   :  `.         .'  ;
>    \   `._____.'   /
>     `.    \|/    .'
>       `-._ |__.-'
>        .-/|^|\-.
>        ;( \Y/ );
>       /  >,|,<  \
>      :  /     \  :
>         |^. .^|
>         ;_/'\_;
>          |   |
>         _|_ _|_
>          I   I
>
>
> --
> Smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
>
> You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this
> message.
>

> Dita von Teese (i'm sure that's not her real name, but who cares?).
> You can take a see what she looks like at http://www.ditavonteese.com

Uhh I like this one :
http://www.ditasdomain.com/sweets/images/0005vs28.jpg

Scary 'n sexy

On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 22:37:17 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
provoked the following text:

>> c'est la vie et c'est les animaux qui s'appelle HUMANS...
>
>Ahh... "international" English again   :o)
>
>So is your French.
>C'est la vie et ce sont les animaux qui s'appellent HUMAINS...

I know extremely little French, but shouldn't that be "humaines"?
As i said, i know very little French, but "humains" looks wrong to me...
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

Brain -- the apparatus with which we think that we think.

On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 17:37:26 +0100, "CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt>
provoked the following text:

>> >If you ask me .. I was kind of frightend by the pictures .. She's SCARY !
>>
>> Just the way i like girls.
>> Here's a pic of my wife: http://home.hetnet.nl/~corena_addams
>
>Uhhh positivly SCARY ... She looks like a member of the Adams Family :)
>Great picture .. do you have kid's and how do they look like ?

Unfortunately no, i don't have kids. But if i did their names would be Pugsley
and Wednesday. Though i have been thinking about "Shuddup" and "Siddowne" :-))

>Do people pay admission to see you ? ;)

Heck, i even have to pay admission to watch myself in the mirror!

>> >Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
>> >http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg
>>
>> YIKES!!! And you call other people scary? :-)))
>
>*lol* .. This picture was taken right before I was assimilated ..
>Here's a picture during the process :
>
>http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/Digital_CeeJay.jpg

"I am CeeJay of Borg, you will be ASCII-fied." :-)

>> >> Okay, then i'll do the head:
>> >
>> >No no no Peter .. It's the womans job to give head .. haven't you learned
>> >anything ? *g*
>>
>> Now you reminded me of the song "Bring me the Head of the Preacherman" by
>> Siouxsie and the Banshees. But i'm sure that wasn't the image you tried to
>> invoke, was it? :-))
>
>Errr .. no.
>Ewwww.

"Ewww -Siouxsie" or "Ewww - head of the preacher man"?

>> >        _____
>> >     .-'     `-.
>> >   .'           `.
>> >  /    0     0    \
>> > ;                 :
>> > |        _        |
>> > :  `.         .'  ;
>> >  \   `._____.'   /
>> >   `.    \|/    .'
>> >     `-._ |__.-'
>> >      .-/|^|\-.
>> >      ;( \Y/ );
>> >     /  >,|,<  \
>> >    :  /     \  :
>> >       |^. .^|
>> >       ;_/'\_;
>> >        |   |
>> >       _|_ _|_
>> >        I   I
>>
>> LOL!! This one will go down in A.A_A history as one of the most bizarre pics
>> drawn cooperatively!
>
>The diddle Mel made is even freakier (hehe pig's nose)

I wonder how long people will keep diidling this pic and/or adding to it.
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

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Machine independent code isn't.

On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 18:21:57 +0100, "CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt>
provoked the following text:

>> Dita von Teese (i'm sure that's not her real name, but who cares?).
>> You can take a see what she looks like at http://www.ditavonteese.com
>
>Uhh I like this one :
>http://www.ditasdomain.com/sweets/images/0005vs28.jpg
>
>Scary 'n sexy

That's a rare pic of her. I do have some of her cyber-pics, but there are very
few compared to her other stuff. Usually she looks like a 40's or 50's pinup.
She also does old-style stripteases. When i say "old-style" i mean that she
doesn't show everything and the show ends when she drops her bra.
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:

> Poster wrote:
> > 
> > ERRARE HUMANUM EST......... in the true sense ;)
> > or is it ERRARE ANIMALE ???
> > 
> > c'est la vie et c'est les animaux qui s'appelle HUMANS...
> > 
> 
> Ahh... "international" English again   :o)

	Errare humanum est = Latin, dahling. (:>  <--Me as a little crow.

> So is your French.

	I'm just curious, joris: What do you consider to be 
non-international English if you do not come from England to begin
with?  [**smile**]  My biological father was born and raised in Montreal, 
(here in Canada).  Both of his parents were also.  Do you consider my
French to be Francais International?  [**sincere interest**]

> C'est la vie et ce sont les animaux qui s'appellent HUMAINS...

	POSTER: Je suis en accord avec ton (votre) sentiment!  (English: I
am in agreeance with your sentiment!)


>        T'as compris ce qu'il  (English: "You understood what he meant
>        voulait dire par la?   (to say with that?")
>             \
>              \           Laisse tomber. ("Let it fall/drop it.")
>                  `,           \
>               ___ #             /_,/\
>               |/  ?            /"   (
>               | , )\          .Y___ /
>               /__/\ \____         \(__
>          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>        '-'      |\/           b'ger

	[**LOL**]  I love your man with the cat at the bar.  Do they have
names yet?  I've cartooned since I was young.  My characers nearly 
*always* have names.  It seems practically like sacrilege if they haven't
an identity to match a face.  (:>

> Qui s'y frotte, s'y pique (devise de Napoleon Bonaparte).
> joris

	Ah... oui.  

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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

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	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
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	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 00:07 · permalink
On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 17:53:00 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> wrote:

>
>	[**LOL**]  I love your man with the cat at the bar.  Do they have
>names yet?  I've cartooned since I was young.  My characers nearly 
>*always* have names.  It seems practically like sacrilege if they haven't
>an identity to match a face.  (:>
>
Joris and Ralf
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Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 15 Nov 2001 00:30 · permalink
On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 17:43:16 +0100, "CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt>
sucked my dick and said:
>"Mel" wrote:
>> > Picture of me chocked, scared and terrified :
>> > http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/CeeJayChok.jpg
>> Hi handsome... :-)
>I sure hope Mel means Melissa or some other girls name.

heh... :-)

>I'm not handsome in that picture though ..

but you are... very definitely... :-)

> besides don't trust digitally altered
>photograps , I can do all sorts of things to a photo.
>See the other image I posted a URL to.
>Or if you like I can post an unedited recent picture of myself ..

okay... :-)

> and I can also
>edit that picture to make me look goth .. but wear makeup , shave my head and
>pierce my skin you will never make me do.

it's fine... I want to see you... au natural... :-)

>> > OK .. since we are in the sick dept. I decided to diddle the tongue ..
>> snakelike ;)
>> I added eyebrows and a pig nose... :-)
>>          _____
>>       .-'     `-.
>>     .'  ~     ~  `.
>>    /    0     0    \
>>   ;        !        :
>>   |       o_o       |
>>   :  `.         .'  ;
>>    \   `._____.'   /
>>     `.    \|/    .'
>>       `-._ |__.-'
>>        .-/|^|\-.
>>        ;( \Y/ );
>>       /  >,|,<  \
>>      :  /     \  :
>>         |^. .^|
>>         ;_/'\_;
>>          |   |
>>         _|_ _|_
>>          I   I
>Very ... err.. weird - I like it !

me too... :-0

-- 
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this
message.

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 01:03 · permalink
On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 21:17:25 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >	Nope -- I have my coffee "sweet as a kiss and black as hell". 
> 
> I like mine with a little sugar and a lot of "oompf".

	Cute answer.  (;>

> >-- a genuine and bonifide Heinz 57 native of Canada, a member of the
> >Trailmix Nation.  ("She slices!  She dices!  She even does the Dance of
> >the Seven Veils!  
> 
> You do? Can you do it in ASCII too?

	Oh, geez... I'll have to work on that one.  If I can do it... I'll
present it.

> >	Nifty cup o' coffee -- kinda looks like the one in my han- hey,
> >where'd it go?
> 
> Sorry, i got thirsty...

	[**whines**]  Pe-ter...


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   : + + ;
    '.^.'
  ,==="===,
  |       |  <--A child's toy
  [uuuuuuu]
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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

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	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 22:04:25 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >P.S.
> >	Oh, I'd forgotten about this one -- it's a photo of me from '99, 
> >manipulated in Paint Shop Pro 3:
> >
> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/TG/TG_Tal6504.jpg
> 
> Funny, the longer you look at the picture, the clearer it seems to become. Is
> that on purpose, or is that just a nice side-effect?

	A side-affect, I suppose.  :)  Glad that you enjoyed the
graphic.  I'm going to someday have it put on a shirt with a collage of my
other art...  By the way, for those who have websites: there is an area on
my website that provides free webpage backgrounds made by me.  (:>


OBASCII:
  
     ,:.           .:,
     !!,,,'^'.'^',,,!!
      !     ,",     !    <---The mustache of the Pringles man.
TAL    ',,,,   ,,,,'

-----
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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> I thought it wasn't worh a sig, but nice of you to think of it.
> You filled in the gaps, anti-aliased the pic, in short, you made it look 
> good. So just leave your sig and take mine from it, the pic is yours for
> as far as i'm concerned.

	It is fact that it was a 50-50 job, no?  Therefore, both sigs 
ought to rightfully be there.  Award credit where it is due -- for better
or worse.  [**smile, peace sign**]

-----
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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
	                   \|
	                    '      TAL

	                   `.'         

On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 21:27:42 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text (regarding shyness):
> 
> >	Enh... In RL, I'm outgoing unless I'm not.  If there is someone
> >new, I typically have no fears of approaching them and introducing
> >myself.  
> 
> I am shy, but as i said yesterday, i try to hide that because it used to 
> get in my way, the way i do it is hiding my shyness even from myself. I
> can't explain exactly how i do that but it usually works, although i
> have to conquer myself on some occasions.

	Oh, you mean that you act?  I do that.  After a while, it isn't
just acting.  Force of habit takes over and the bashfulness just somehow
dissolves away and is forgotten.

> >If it's a rotten day, though, I'm not going to pretend that life
> >is sugar and daisies.  :F
> 
> What often works for me is to pretend it is, forgetting about all the sh*t
> that has happened and concentrating on the moment.

	For me, I recognize that garbage went on earlier, but I say to
myself, "I refuse to let so-and-so or such-and-such ruin the rest of the
day.  That is *mine*, damn it!"  [**grin**]  I might not necessarily be
dancing in the fog, but bloody rights I'll be okay.  Maybe it's the
influence of Taoism in my life that does it.  Ever read "The Tao of
Pooh"?  That's a fantastic book!  ("Great googly moogly!")


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	    .============================.
	   :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
	   ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
	    "=============. ,============"
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	                   `.'         

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 07:33 · permalink
>>        T'as compris ce qu'il  (English: "You understood what he meant
>>        voulait dire par la?   (to say with that?")
>>             \
>>              \           Laisse tomber. ("Let it fall/drop it.")
>>                  `,           \
>>               ___ #             /_,/\
>>               |/  ?            /"   (
>>               | , )\          .Y___ /
>>               /__/\ \____         \(__
>>          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>>        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>>       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>>        '-'      |\/           b'ger

               .                      .
              /|\                    /|\
               |                      |
               `------- Joris himself |
                 Ralf ----------------'

>	[**LOL**]  I love your man with the cat at the bar.  Do they have
>names yet?  I've cartooned since I was young.  My characers nearly 
>*always* have names.  It seems practically like sacrilege if they haven't
>an identity to match a face.  (:>

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> 15 Nov 2001 07:51 · permalink
On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 19:16:54 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
wrote:

>On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 22:04:25 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
>> the following text:
>> 
>> >P.S.
>> >	Oh, I'd forgotten about this one -- it's a photo of me from '99, 
>> >manipulated in Paint Shop Pro 3:
>> >
>> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/TG/TG_Tal6504.jpg
>> 
>> Funny, the longer you look at the picture, the clearer it seems to become. Is
>> that on purpose, or is that just a nice side-effect?
>
>	A side-affect, I suppose.  :)  Glad that you enjoyed the
>graphic.  I'm going to someday have it put on a shirt with a collage of my
>other art...  By the way, for those who have websites: there is an area on
>my website that provides free webpage backgrounds made by me.  (:>

yeh i've seen it and also seen your other art.. i especially love your
pentacles... am i allowed to edit some of your graphics and send them
back to you as fan art? :)

>OBASCII:
>  
>     ,:.           .:,
>     !!,,,'^'.'^',,,!!
>      !     ,",     !    <---The mustache of the Pringles man.
>TAL    ',,,,   ,,,,'

your ideas rock :)

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> 15 Nov 2001 08:11 · permalink
On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 19:19:29 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
wrote:

>On Tue, 13 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
>
>> I thought it wasn't worh a sig, but nice of you to think of it.
>> You filled in the gaps, anti-aliased the pic, in short, you made it look 
>> good. So just leave your sig and take mine from it, the pic is yours for
>> as far as i'm concerned.
>
>	It is fact that it was a 50-50 job, no?  Therefore, both sigs 
>ought to rightfully be there.  Award credit where it is due -- for better
>or worse.  [**smile, peace sign**]

never ever use an ascii-artists tag if he doesn't want to... that's
what my grandmother always said to me ;))

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> 15 Nov 2001 08:13 · permalink
>OBASCII:
>   
>      _
>    ," ",
>   : + + ;
>    '.^.'
>  ,==="===,
>  |       |  <--A child's toy
>  [uuuuuuu]
>  '.,   ,.'
>    |___|  TAL

what is it? looks like it's dead...

is it one of those skeleton men for the day of the dead wich is soon
(or was it already?) in mexico?

Poster <NOS...@POSTER.net> 15 Nov 2001 08:34 · permalink
Maybe Now IT looks Mexican... or maybe NOT... ?:(

"Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de> wrote in message
news:3Hj...@4ax.com...
> >OBASCII:
> >
> >     ___
> > +--/---\---+
> > | : + + ;  |
> > o  '.^.'   o
> >  ,==="===,
> >  |       |  <--A child's toy
> >  [uuuuuuu]
> >  '.,   ,.'
> >    |___|  TAL
>
> what is it? looks like it's dead...
>
> is it one of those skeleton men for the day of the dead wich is soon
> (or was it already?) in mexico?

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 09:15 · permalink
On Wed, 14 Nov 2001, CeeJay wrote:

> > Just the way i like girls.
> > Here's a pic of my wife: http://home.hetnet.nl/~corena_addams
> 
> Uhhh positivly SCARY ... She looks like a member of the Adams Family :)

	But that's why her look is so nifty.  (:>  I think so, anyhow.

> Do people pay admission to see you ? ;)

	[**LOL**]

> > YIKES!!! And you call other people scary? :-)))
> 
> *lol* .. This picture was taken right before I was assimilated ..
> Here's a picture during the process :
> 
> http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/Digital_CeeJay.jpg

	Ooh, cooool... and kinda creepy.  Me likes!


  .   .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .
 0=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=-
  '   '   '     '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '

                        Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
            (a.k.a Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
                   http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .============================.
           :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
           ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
            "=============. ,============"
                           \|
                            '      TAL

                           `.'

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 09:17 · permalink
On Wed, 14 Nov 2001, CeeJay wrote:

> "Mel" wrote:
> >
> > Hi handsome... :-)
> 
> Or if you like I can post an unedited recent picture of myself .. and I can
> also edit that picture to make me look goth .. but wear makeup , shave
> my head and pierce my skin you will never make me do.

	YEAH! Do it!!!  [**Grin**] Woo-hoo!


  .   .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .    .
 0=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=- 0+=-
  '   '   '     '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '    '

                        Sincerely, "Her Poopiness"
            (a.k.a Tali/Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
                   http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .============================.
           :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
           ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
            "=============. ,============"
                           \|
                            '      TAL

                           `.'

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> 15 Nov 2001 09:38 · permalink
>> *lol* .. This picture was taken right before I was assimilated ..
>> Here's a picture during the process :
>> 
>> http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/Digital_CeeJay.jpg
>
>	Ooh, cooool... and kinda creepy.  Me likes!

time for me to jump into action ;)

this is me... am i evil or what?

http://www.lastfuture.de/misc/dark.jpg

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 11:20 · permalink

Peter Punk wrote:
> 
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 22:37:17 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >> c'est la vie et c'est les animaux qui s'appelle HUMANS...
> >
> >Ahh... "international" English again   :o)
> >
> >So is your French.
> >C'est la vie et ce sont les animaux qui s'appellent HUMAINS...
> 
> I know extremely little French, but shouldn't that be "humaines"?
> As i said, i know very little French, but "humains" looks wrong to me...

No, it's "humains". Trust me on that one.
;-)

                            Trust you?
                          You must be kidding.
       Get lost Ralf.        \
           \                  \
                 `,
              ___ #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 11:39 · permalink
"Taliszanna" <tal...@usask.ca> wrote in message
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> ("Great googly moogly!")

I jumped up 'n down the chest of the...
I injured the fur trapper.
Well, he was very upset, as you can understand.
And rightly so, because the deadly yellow snow crystals
had deprived him of his sight.

And he stood up
And he looked around
And he said: "I can't see!"

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 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {o} |=
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 12:03 · permalink
Taliszanna wrote:
>         I'm just curious, joris: What do you consider to be
> non-international English if you do not come from England to begin
> with?  [**smile**]  My biological father was born and raised in Montreal,
> (here in Canada).  Both of his parents were also.  Do you consider my
> French to be Francais International?  [**sincere interest**]

First, I'm not from England (thank God for that).
:o)
Second, let's define what I understand by interational English.
To me international English is a sarcastic expression that means
bad/weird English, like the one spoken by many people whose first
language isn't English. I suppose this makes non-international English:
proper English.

Maybe I should write "international" between quotes for more clarity.

I particularly like "Brittish" English like the one spoken on some
programs of the BBC.

French spoken outside France can be pretty "international" too.
French spoken in France can be awful but it doesn't sound like
"international" French but this applies for all languages I suppose.

I remember this Canadian guy speaking to me in the street to ask...
well, that's the point: I have no idea what he wanted. I couldn't
understand him although he was speaking French. He got really
pissed off.

I'm not sure about your French but the following sentence is
"international" French indeed.
POSTER: Je suis en accord avec ton sentiment!

I understand what you mean but it's not the proper way to say it.

-je suis d'accord avec toi
-je ne pourrai etre on ne peut plus d'accord
-j'aggree entierement (a ton idee)

Anyway, I'm glad you understood what he meant because I didn't.

>         [**LOL**]  I love your man with the cat at the bar.  Do they have
> names yet?  I've cartooned since I was young.  My characers nearly
> *always* have names.  It seems practically like sacrilege if they haven't
> an identity to match a face.  (:>

Glad you like 'em   :)
I trust you know who they are by now.


      Gee! If I had known
     that I'll teaching French...
            |
            \              How many did you
             \              charge her?
                 `,           \
              o o #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | = )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

Poster <NOS...@POSTER.net> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 12:29 · permalink
--   -----------------------------------------------------------------   --
  \  \ ____   ____                ____.                .wwwwb.       /  /
  /  / \   \ /   /____  ____     |    |____  ___.__.  dw wwwwa       \  \
  \  \  \   Y   // __ \/ __ \    |    \__  \<   |  |  7_  _ lw       /  /
  /  /   \     /\  ___|  ___//\__|    |/ __ \\___  |  [O][O]-lD      \  \
  \  \    \___/  \___  >___  >________(____  / ____|   |-    |       /  /
  /  /               \/    \/              \/\/        | ==( |       \  \
  \  \ Whatever, but that wasn't said by me....         \___/        /  /
__/  /_______________________________________________________________\  \__

I guess that was from TAL, she wanted to say that SHE AGREED WITH ME......

Je ne peut pas francais... it was LONG LONG AGO......

?:)

"joris bellenger" <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message
news:3BF...@xs4all.nl...
> Taliszanna wrote:
>
> I'm not sure about your French but the following sentence is
> "international" French indeed.
> POSTER: Je suis en accord avec ton sentiment!
>
> I understand what you mean but it's not the proper way to say it.
>
> -je suis d'accord avec toi
> -je ne pourrai etre on ne peut plus d'accord
> -j'aggree entierement (a ton idee)
>
> Anyway, I'm glad you understood what he meant because I didn't.

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 13:49 · permalink
Mel wrote:
> 
> > and I can also
> >edit that picture to make me look goth .. but wear makeup , shave my head and
> >pierce my skin you will never make me do.
> 
> it's fine... I want to see you... au natural... :-)


       Natural?
           \               That's a fancy
                 `,     word for naked.
              ___ #       \_    /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris


Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt wrote:
> 
> >> *lol* .. This picture was taken right before I was assimilated ..
> >> Here's a picture during the process :
> >>
> >> http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/Digital_CeeJay.jpg
> >
> >       Ooh, cooool... and kinda creepy.  Me likes!
> 
> time for me to jump into action ;)
> 
> this is me... am i evil or what?
> 
> http://www.lastfuture.de/misc/dark.jpg

Alright, my turn...
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/pic/joris.gif
...and THAT is scarry.

joris

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 17:12 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 15:26:58 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:


>Alright, my turn...
>http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/pic/joris.gif
>...and THAT is scarry.
>
>joris

Hahaha

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On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 12:20:09 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
provoked the following text:

>> >> c'est la vie et c'est les animaux qui s'appelle HUMANS...
>> >
>> >Ahh... "international" English again   :o)
>> >
>> >So is your French.
>> >C'est la vie et ce sont les animaux qui s'appellent HUMAINS...
>> 
>> I know extremely little French, but shouldn't that be "humaines"?
>> As i said, i know very little French, but "humains" looks wrong to me...
>
>No, it's "humains". Trust me on that one.
>;-)

Okay, if you say so. I never learned French in school (dropped out big time!).

>                            Trust you?
>                          You must be kidding.
>       Get lost Ralf.        \
>           \                  \
>                 `,
>              ___ #             /_,/\
>              |/  ?            /"   (
>              | , )\          .Y___ /
>              /__/\ \____         \(__
>         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>       '-'      |\/           b'ger

Well, Ralf's got a point. :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 17:53:00 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> So is your French.
>
>	I'm just curious, joris: What do you consider to be 
>non-international English if you do not come from England to begin
>with?  [**smile**]  My biological father was born and raised in Montreal, 
>(here in Canada).  Both of his parents were also.  Do you consider my
>French to be Francais International?  [**sincere interest**]

Interesting point. As i told already Joris and for all the world to see, i know
very little Fench. But i think it would be fair to assume that Canadian French
has developed differently from the French French (does that make sense? I hope
not!) after the French gave up Canada.
If this is the case, French French will still count as "proper French".

>> C'est la vie et ce sont les animaux qui s'appellent HUMAINS...
>
>	POSTER: Je suis en accord avec ton (votre) sentiment!  (English: I
>am in agreeance with your sentiment!)

Ici trombent en ruine tout le art de la cuisine. 
(I have read that one on a toilet calendar years ago, don't know what it means
though.)

>>        T'as compris ce qu'il  (English: "You understood what he meant
>>        voulait dire par la?   (to say with that?")
>>             \
>>              \           Laisse tomber. ("Let it fall/drop it.")
>>                  `,           \
>>               ___ #             /_,/\
>>               |/  ?            /"   (
>>               | , )\          .Y___ /
>>               /__/\ \____         \(__
>>          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>>        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>>       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>>        '-'      |\/           b'ger
>
>	[**LOL**]  I love your man with the cat at the bar.  Do they have
>names yet?  I've cartooned since I was young.  My characers nearly 
>*always* have names.  It seems practically like sacrilege if they haven't
>an identity to match a face.  (:>

I know the cat (is it a cat?) is called Ralf. Dunno what the guy's called.

>> Qui s'y frotte, s'y pique (devise de Napoleon Bonaparte).
>> joris
>
>	Ah... oui.  

No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner. - French law 
(Source: http://www.dumblaws.com)
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On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 13:03:06 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
provoked the following text:

>>         I'm just curious, joris: What do you consider to be
>> non-international English if you do not come from England to begin
>> with?  [**smile**]  My biological father was born and raised in Montreal,
>> (here in Canada).  Both of his parents were also.  Do you consider my
>> French to be Francais International?  [**sincere interest**]
>
>First, I'm not from England (thank God for that).
>:o)
>Second, let's define what I understand by interational English.
>To me international English is a sarcastic expression that means
>bad/weird English, like the one spoken by many people whose first
>language isn't English. 

To illustrate this, go visit http://www.engrish.com

>I suppose this makes non-international English: proper English.
>
>Maybe I should write "international" between quotes for more clarity.
>
>I particularly like "Brittish" English like the one spoken on some
>programs of the BBC.

Cockney? Bristolean? Edinburgonese? Or do you mean the Queens English (which
isn't even spoken by the Queen herself!).
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        Peter Punk
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 19:16:54 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >P.S.
>> >	Oh, I'd forgotten about this one -- it's a photo of me from '99, 
>> >manipulated in Paint Shop Pro 3:
>> >
>> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/TG/TG_Tal6504.jpg
>> 
>> Funny, the longer you look at the picture, the clearer it seems to become. Is
>> that on purpose, or is that just a nice side-effect?
>
>	A side-affect, I suppose.  :)  Glad that you enjoyed the
>graphic.  I'm going to someday have it put on a shirt with a collage of my
>other art...  By the way, for those who have websites: there is an area on
>my website that provides free webpage backgrounds made by me.  (:>

I have a website, but i have no background. I have done that on purpose so that
it lods faster, i even tried to think of those that use Lynx (just go there and
compare it to what's displayed in a mor recent graphical browser) or browsers
that don't support frames (like my copy of Lynx).
-- 
        Peter Punk
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 19:03:19 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >-- a genuine and bonifide Heinz 57 native of Canada, a member of the
>> >Trailmix Nation.  ("She slices!  She dices!  She even does the Dance of
>> >the Seven Veils!  
>> 
>> You do? Can you do it in ASCII too?
>
>	Oh, geez... I'll have to work on that one.  If I can do it... I'll
>present it.

Just make it your life's work, you'll hgave something to live for then. Until
it's finished of course. :-))

>> >	Nifty cup o' coffee -- kinda looks like the one in my han- hey,
>> >where'd it go?
>> 
>> Sorry, i got thirsty...
>
>	[**whines**]  Pe-ter...

Oh c'mon, i'll buy you a new one.

Someday.
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llizard <lli...@NOPOLLUTIONwildmail.com> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 20:23 · permalink
En article <3BF...@xs4all.nl>, joris bellenger
<svz...@xs4all.nl> a ecrit:
>      Gee! If I had known
>     that I'll teaching French...
>            |
>            \              How many did you
>             \              charge her?
>                 `,           \
>              o o #             /_,/\
>              |/  ?            /"   (
>              | = )\          .Y___ /
>              /__/\ \____         \(__
>         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>       '-'      |\/           b'ger
>
.
        ___
      _/   |    ,^%---
     |_____|  __<_ \ c'est mon question exactement!! 
       --- ==   >/
     [_____]  __>,^
ejm   |   |  //| |

je voudrais apprendre le francais qui n'est pas international comme le
                             `             
francais que j'essaye parler maintenant....
    `


 ______  %^^`>
|      | /"   >
| BANK |/     >^^
|______|     /|
  _||_ ejm   | \

             /
 ______      \,^^%---
|      |     />   \ o la la, je n'ai que zero...
| BANK |__  / >   
|______|     /|^^
  _||_ ejm   | \


c'est assez pour tes lecons??
                       `

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On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 02:08:26 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
<las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:

>>>peter i made your sig pp and added mine if that's ok?
>>
>>I thought it wasn't worh a sig, but nice of you to think of it.
>>Actually, you did the hardest part, i just drew an ellipse, added 2 straight
>>lines, copied the lower half of the ellipse and pasted it to the bottom of the
>>two lines, gradient-filles it and drew the handle by hand.
>>
>>You filled in the gaps, anti-aliased the pic, in short, you made it look good.
>>So just leave your sig and take mine from it, the pic is yours for as far as i'm
>>concerned.
>
>heh cool thanx man! (still wasnt perfect, rediddled the upper left
>edge)
>
>    _,,rcsd6jjjb--.._
>  ,dHHHbHbb66jj++:+: `.
> ,MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...d
> :`HHHHbHbb66HH6bv,:,sJT.
> :..`*qHbb66HHHHMMmMHMMMTMMMMb.
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMMMMM:
> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    "MMT
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM     MMT
> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM    ,MMT
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM   dMMM'
> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMM,MMMMM'
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMMTMMP
> :...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMTP'
> :..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMMM
> '...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP     [lf]
>  `-.:+:++jj66bbHbHHM*'
>     `'--++.j66bbP*'

I could hardly see it. A comma is such a small item...

>just watch it so you dont step on it! it's made of metal...

Oops!

>    _,,rcsd6jjjb--.._
>    HbHbb66jj++:+::..'.
> ,MMHHbHbb66jj++:+::...d
>  .':bHbb66jj++:+::...'.,,.
> :..`*qHbb66HHHHMMmMHMMMTMMMMb.
>.'...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMM:::. "MMT
>'  ..::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP:::::dMMT:.
>.'...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMb:MMMMMP::::'
>'  ...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMTP*::::'
> '...::+:++jj66bbHbHHMMP:::::::.
>    : ::+:++jj66bbHbHP:::::::::::'
>     `'--++.j66bbP*  ''::::::'
>
>OH NO!! what have you done?? ...
>you spilt the coffee!!

I know! I don't care about the cup, but spilling coffee is sacrilege!!!
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 19:19:29 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> I thought it wasn't worh a sig, but nice of you to think of it.
>> You filled in the gaps, anti-aliased the pic, in short, you made it look 
>> good. So just leave your sig and take mine from it, the pic is yours for
>> as far as i'm concerned.
>
>	It is fact that it was a 50-50 job, no?  Therefore, both sigs 
>ought to rightfully be there.  Award credit where it is due -- for better
>or worse.  [**smile, peace sign**]

Just call it a present because i'm such a nice guy :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
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Castrate my email adress to reply.

"Why was I born with such contemporaries?"

On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 10:38:46 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
<las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:

>>> *lol* .. This picture was taken right before I was assimilated ..
>>> Here's a picture during the process :
>>> 
>>> http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/Digital_CeeJay.jpg
>>
>>	Ooh, cooool... and kinda creepy.  Me likes!
>
>time for me to jump into action ;)
>
>this is me... am i evil or what?
>http://www.lastfuture.de/misc/dark.jpg

You know, there is software around that can remove the red from your eyes :-)))

But seriously, quite menacing look, but i just know you can do better :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
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          /    \

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Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek

On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 15:26:58 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
provoked the following text:

>> >> *lol* .. This picture was taken right before I was assimilated ..
>> >> Here's a picture during the process :
>> >>
>> >> http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/Digital_CeeJay.jpg
>> >
>> >       Ooh, cooool... and kinda creepy.  Me likes!
>> 
>> time for me to jump into action ;)
>> 
>> this is me... am i evil or what?
>> 
>> http://www.lastfuture.de/misc/dark.jpg
>
>Alright, my turn...
>http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/pic/joris.gif
>...and THAT is scarry.

Why, do you have so much scars that you call yourself "scarry"? :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
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        ---\\\\---
          /    \

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"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 15 Nov 2001 21:43 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 15:23:15 -0500, llizard <lli...@NOPOLLUTIONwildmail.com> wrote:


>             /
> ______      \,^^%---
>|      |     />   \ o la la, je n'ai que zero...
>| BANK |__  / >   
>|______|     /|^^
>  _||_ ejm   | \
>
>

you are too funny ;)
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 22:37:17 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> provoked the following text:
>
> >C'est la vie et ce sont les animaux qui s'appellent HUMAINS...
> 
> I know extremely little French, but shouldn't that be "humaines"?
> As i said, i know very little French, but "humains" looks wrong to me...

	Perhaps you are subconsciously confusing "humains" with the
English word "humane", although I don't know why you would be... humans
aren't often humane.

TAL

On Wed, 14 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 17:37:26 +0100, "CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >Great picture .. do you have kid's and how do they look like ?
> 
> Unfortunately no, i don't have kids. But if i did their names would be 
> Pugsley and Wednesday. Though i have been thinking about "Shuddup" and
> "Siddowne" :-))

	Makes sense.  A friend once came to my door to take me out. My
father was coming down the hall as I put my shoes on and the cat 
bitched/whined at him for food when she'd just eaten.  He replied, "Shut
up, cat!"  My friend laughed and my father poked his head around the
corner in surprise.  

	"Oh! I didn't realise that anyone was here... Not that I was
telling the cat to shut up, no... her nickname is Shahduppkatt -- see?"

> "I am CeeJay of Borg, you will be ASCII-fied." :-)

	Hmm?  "Your ass will be fried"?

> >> Now you reminded me of the song "Bring me the Head of the Preacherman" by
> >> Siouxsie and the Banshees. But i'm sure that wasn't the image you tried to
> >> invoke, was it? :-))
> >
> >Errr .. no.
> >Ewwww.
> 
> "Ewww -Siouxsie" or "Ewww - head of the preacher man"?

	Siouxsie = yum.
	The head of the preacher man = not as good as monkey brains.

> 
> >> > _____ >> > .-' `-. >> > .' `. >> > / 0 0 \ >> > ;  : >> > | _ |
> >> > :  `.  .' ; >> > \ `._____.' / >> > `.  \|/ .' >> > `-._ |__.-'
> >> > .-/|^|\-. >> > ;( \Y/ ); >> > / >,|,< \ >> > :  / \ : >> > |^.
> .^| >> > ;_/'\_; >> > | | >> > _|_ _|_ >> > I I >> >> LOL!! This one
> will go down in A.A_A history as one of the most bizarre pics >> drawn
> cooperatively! > >The diddle Mel made is even freakier (hehe pig's
> nose)
> 
> I wonder how long people will keep diidling this pic and/or adding to
> it. 

	I dunno, but it'll be kinda hard to do using the above version.

TAL

On Wed, 14 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote (re: Dita von Teese):

> She also does old-style stripteases. When i say "old-style" i mean that she
> doesn't show everything and the show ends when she drops her bra.

	Ah, burlesque do you mean?

TAL

On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 19:16:54 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
> wrote:
> 
> >other art...  By the way, for those who have websites: there is an area on
> >my website that provides free webpage backgrounds made by me.  (:>
> 
> yeh i've seen it and also seen your other art.. i especially love your
> pentacles... am i allowed to edit some of your graphics and send them
> back to you as fan art? :)

	Most certainly. :)


> >OBASCII:
> >  
> >     ,:.           .:,
> >     !!,,,'^'.'^',,,!!
> >      !     ,",     !    <---The mustache of the Pringles man.
> >TAL    ',,,,   ,,,,'
> 
> your ideas rock :)

	Thanks for the encouragement, lasty! :)  I'd like to see your
version of the Pringles guy's mustache.

-TAL

On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:

> >OBASCII:
> >      _
> >    ," ",
> >   : + + ;
> >    '.^.'
> >  ,==="===,
> >  |       |  <--A child's toy
> >  [uuuuuuu]
> >  '.,   ,.'
> >    |___|  TAL
> 
> what is it? looks like it's dead...

	Ha, heh, heh, heh, heh... *that* I did not mean to happen.

> is it one of those skeleton men for the day of the dead wich is soon
> (or was it already?) in mexico?

	No!  [**LOL**]  It was supposed to be one of those Fisher Price
people...  you know... don't you?

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 10:08 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:
> 
> time for me to jump into action ;)
> 
> this is me... am i evil or what?
> 
> http://www.lastfuture.de/misc/dark.jpg

	Naw, not evil... but dark.  Oh and you have great lips and are
hot.  [**chuckle**]

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .============================.
           :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
           ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
            "=============. ,============"
                           \|
                            '      TAL

                           `.'

On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:

> Taliszanna wrote:
> >         I'm just curious, joris: What do you consider to be
> > non-international English if you do not come from England to begin
> > with?  [**smile**]  My biological father was born and raised in Montreal,
> > (here in Canada).  Both of his parents were also.  Do you consider my
> > French to be Francais International?  [**sincere interest**]
> 
> First, I'm not from England (thank God for that).
> :o)

	I know that. So since you do not come from England, then isn't all
English international to you?  That was what I meant to say.

> Second, let's define what I understand by interational English.
> To me international English is a sarcastic expression that means
> bad/weird English, like the one spoken by many people whose first
> language isn't English. I suppose this makes non-international English:
> proper English.
> 
> Maybe I should write "international" between quotes for more clarity.

	No, no, I'm already spinning!  [**LOL**]  If ya mean slang or
figures of speech then maybe you should say that instead. :)


> I remember this Canadian guy speaking to me in the street to ask...
> well, that's the point: I have no idea what he wanted. I couldn't
> understand him although he was speaking French. He got really
> pissed off.

	No, pissed off was when my buddy was asking a guy at the zoo in
New Brunswick (CAN) which way to the animals and the guy told him left but
my friend didn't know "gauche" from "droite".

> I'm not sure about your French but the following sentence is
> "international" French indeed.
> POSTER: Je suis en accord avec ton sentiment!
> 
> I understand what you mean but it's not the proper way to say it.

	[**shrug**]  It's the way that I learned in school and from my
Quebecois family.  It's just Canadian is all. :)


>       Gee! If I had known
>      that I'll teaching French...
>             |
>             \              How many did you
>              \              charge her?
>                  `,           \
>               o o #             /_,/\
>               |/  ?            /"   (
>               | = )\          .Y___ /
>               /__/\ \____         \(__
>          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>        '-'      |\/           b'ger
> 
> joris
> 

        [**smile**] "If I had known that I'd be teaching French," and
please don't charge me!  [**Laughs, gets out a red cape**]  Toro! Toro!  
(Or maybe for me that should be "Tarot! Tarot!")

TAL
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 10:53 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:

> Mel wrote:
> > 
> > it's fine... I want to see you... au natural... :-)
> 
> 
>        Natural?
>            \               That's a fancy
>                  `,     word for naked.
>               ___ #       \_    /_,/\
>               |/  ?            /"   (
>               | , )\          .Y___ /
>               /__/\ \____         \(__
>          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>        '-'      |\/           b'ger
> 
> joris
> 

Comme ce-ci? [Like this?]


                               _________-----,
                              /\       /    /\
                             /        /____/ _\
                             \      /     _o//__
             _  |             \    /_______    /
                    / _        \  /      |    |
                                \/       |____|

             \/|,   .'''''     |\/
              \))   */*  D   -((/   / _
               )|   \_7 (     |(
              / |_____| |_____| \
              \____    -    ____/
                   \.  %  .|
                    |  '   |
                    |  ,   |
                     \ (   (
                    /  %%   )
                   /   (/   \
                  /   / |   /
                 (,  /  (, (
                  \  )   |  )
                   \ |   | /
                    \|   |/                   _  
                  __/(   )\__            ___,/ ',_
     b'ger ,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/  \-  / |-,_
                                       /\___._/ /-'_ \
                                              \_.-'
[Found on joris' website.]


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .============================.
           :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
           ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
            "=============. ,============"
                           \|
                            '      TAL

                           `.'

On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:
>
> Alright, my turn...
> http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/pic/joris.gif
> ...and THAT is scarry.
> 
> joris
> 
	LOL! I should have known!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .============================.
           :   Jolt Cola: tastes filthy,  :
           ;  kicks like a mule on speed. ;
            "=============. ,============"
                           \|
                            '      TAL

                           `.'

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 12:14 · permalink

Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> Comme ce-ci? [Like this?]
> 
>                                _________-----,
>                               /\       /    /\
>                              /        /____/ _\
>                              \      /     _o//__
>              _  |             \    /_______    /
>                     / _        \  /      |    |
>                                 \/       |____|
> 
>              \/|,   .'''''     |\/
>               \))   */*  D   -((/   / _
>                )|   \_7 (     |(
>               / |_____| |_____| \
>               \____    -    ____/
>                    \.  %  .|
>                     |  '   |
>                     |  ,   |
>                      \ (   (
>                     /  %%   )
>                    /   (/   \
>                   /   / |   /
>                  (,  /  (, (
>                   \  )   |  )
>                    \ |   | /
>                     \|   |/                   _
>                   __/(   )\__            ___,/ ',_
>      b'ger ,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/  \-  / |-,_
>                                        /\___._/ /-'_ \
>                                               \_.-'

Ou comme ceci. [or like this]

            Natural art? Here you go.
                 \_
                       /\,_\
                       ) _ "\
                       \ (__Y.
                        )/
              _________//    ___
              \ ____`   \   /_, \
              _))  / . . \ // |//
             /  ,)/    /\ '/
             \\\\/  , /  \/
                / _ _/
               /\( U\\
              // \\  \\
             //   ))  ))
            //   //  //
           (/   //_ //__
     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\

joris


Peter Punk wrote:

> >Alright, my turn...
> >http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/pic/joris.gif
> >...and THAT is scarry.
> 
> Why, do you have so much scars that you call yourself "scarry"? :-))

Nope, it's because I'm twice as scary.
:)
joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 12:24 · permalink

Poster wrote:
> 
> Je ne peut pas francais... it was LONG LONG AGO......
> 
> ?:)

    Ah well, nobody is perfect.
         \
          \                Speak for yourself.
                 `,          \
              ___ #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 12:32 · permalink

Peter Punk wrote:

> Cockney? Bristolean? Edinburgonese? Or do you mean the Queens English (which
> isn't even spoken by the Queen herself!).

I doubt the people living in Edinburgh consider themself Brittish.
As for the Queen I didn't know she even spoke at all.

         Cockney?
            \          You are such a one-track
                 `,      minded guy...
              o o #         \   /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | = )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris


Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:
> 
> > Taliszanna wrote:
> > >         I'm just curious, joris: What do you consider to be
> > > non-international English if you do not come from England to begin
> > > with?  [**smile**]  My biological father was born and raised in Montreal,
> > > (here in Canada).  Both of his parents were also.  Do you consider my
> > > French to be Francais International?  [**sincere interest**]
> >
> > First, I'm not from England (thank God for that).
> > :o)
> 
>         I know that. So since you do not come from England, then isn't all
> English international to you?  That was what I meant to say.
 
Aaaaaaah...

[snip]
> 
>         [**smile**] "If I had known that I'd be teaching French," and
> please don't charge me!  [**Laughs, gets out a red cape**]  Toro! Toro!
> (Or maybe for me that should be "Tarot! Tarot!")

Tarot? The card play?
?:o)
joris

> > > Nope -- I have my coffee "sweet as a kiss and black as hell".
> >
> > I like mine with a little sugar and a lot of "oompf".
>
> Cute answer.  (;>

I like mine with whipped cream and no hair.
I don't drink coffey though >;)

Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 13:01 · permalink
"CeeJay" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> wrote in message
news:3bf50c95$0$755$edf...@dspool01.news.tele.dk...
> > > > Nope -- I have my coffee "sweet as a kiss and black as hell".
> > >
> > > I like mine with a little sugar and a lot of "oompf".
> >
> > Cute answer.  (;>
>
> I like mine with whipped cream and no hair.
> I don't drink coffey though >;)

John Coffey?

--

http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii  ___
__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  I wouldn't want to
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [.[.]-\\ , drink him either...
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /|/
 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |=
 \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #// (\

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 13:21 · permalink
>> >OBASCII:
>> >  
>> >     ,:.           .:,
>> >     !!,,,'^'.'^',,,!!
>> >      !     ,",     !    <---The mustache of the Pringles man.
>> >TAL    ',,,,   ,,,,'
>> 
>> your ideas rock :)
>
>	Thanks for the encouragement, lasty! :)  I'd like to see your
>version of the Pringles guy's mustache.
>
>-TAL

my try

       _.-------._
     ,'   _.^._   `.
   ,'_.--`     `--._`.
  /,' ,-'"      "`-.`.\
 /`     ,-.    ,-.    '\
;       `-'    `-'      :
|    _                  |
:   (C._.--._,--._.7)   ;
 \   \      n      /   /
  \   `-...' `...-'   /   ONCE YOU POP
   `.      `-'      ,'   YOU CAN'T STOP
     '.           .'
       ``------lf'

whaddayathink?

i hope it's halfways correct cause i didn't have any pringles man to
look at :)

--
\\\||///   ,---------------------------.
| ,- -.|  ( DON'T TELL ME HE.. OH NO!!! )             INSOMNIA part 6
|( .).)|   `---------------------------'         soon to be revealed
|   _) | _____,'                                      alt.ascii-art

CeeJay <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 13:29 · permalink
> OBASCII:
>
>
>     AMMMMM            MMMMMM
>  ZMMM@AAAMMMM      MMMMAAAEMMMH
> :bMRRAAAARRRM,3uuu MRRRAAAARRNE,
> NNEAAAAAAAAA@MMMMMMHAAAAAAAAARNN
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> NNEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNN
> :UMERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREM@,
>  2MMM@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEMMMR
>     AMMMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMMMM
>        AMMHRAAAAAAAAR@MMM
>        2E7N@AAAAAAAARM;RU
>           MMMMRAAAMMMM
>              MMMMMM
>

Neat.. you inverse the image if you ROT13 encode it


Here something from my collection:

          ,-,-.           ,-,-.
          `._.'   ,-,-.   `._.'
     ,-,-.   ___  `._.'  ___   ,-,-.
     `._.','"   "`.   .'"   "`.`._.'
         /         `.'         \
  ,-,-. :     ,-=-.   ,>@<.     : ,-,-.
  `._.' :     \ '.'   '.' /     ; `._.'
         \     o( )   ( )o     /
    ,-,-. `.   `0-0   0-0'   .' ,-,-.
    `._.'   `.             .'   `._.'
        ,-,-. `.         .' ,-,-.
        `._.'   `.     .'   `._.'
            ,-,-. `. .' ,-,-.
            `._.'   `   `._.'
                  ,-,-.        (CJ)
                  `._.'

On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 17:53:00 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >	I'm just curious, joris: What do you consider to be 
> >non-international English if you do not come from England to begin
> >with?  [**smile**]  My biological father was born and raised in Montreal, 
> >(here in Canada).  Both of his parents were also.  Do you consider my
> >French to be Francais International?  [**sincere interest**]
> 
> Interesting point. As i told already Joris and for all the world to see, 
> i know very little F[r]ench. But i think it would be fair to assume that
> Canadian French has developed differently from the French French (does
> that make sense? 

	Oddly, (but not for me), no it doesn't.  You mean the francais
spoken by those of France.  Here, we just call it Parisian French,
(despite that Paris is only one part of France).  If you wanted, you could
say the French of France -- it would be more accurate because those who
live in Quebec, New Brunswick, and elsewhere are still French -- they are
just a different type.

> >	POSTER: Je suis en accord avec ton (votre) sentiment!  (English: I
> >am in agreeance with your sentiment!)
> 
> Ici trombent en ruine tout le art de la cuisine. 
> (I have read that one on a toilet calendar years ago, don't know what it means
> though.)

	"Here falls in ruin all the art of the kitchen."  (Except that in
French it rhymes.)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
            "=========. ,========"
                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 14:06 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner. - French law 
> (Source: http://www.dumblaws.com)

	Hm!  I'll have to check that out...


OBASCII:

          ,,,,
           ))))
          .-"";___
         / _."`   `;      "Where's the KA-BOOM?
        | (_.--""-./     There was supposed to be
        \  | (.)(.)\       an earth-shattering
   jgs   ) \      //            KA-BOOM!"
        [   `]'-'\`]
         `""`     `

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
            "=========. ,========"
                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 14:07 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 20:48:18 GMT, ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl (Peter
Punk) wrote:

>On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 10:38:46 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
><las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:
>
>>>> *lol* .. This picture was taken right before I was assimilated ..
>>>> Here's a picture during the process :
>>>> 
>>>> http://ceejay.marmoset.net/photos/Digital_CeeJay.jpg
>>>
>>>	Ooh, cooool... and kinda creepy.  Me likes!
>>
>>time for me to jump into action ;)
>>
>>this is me... am i evil or what?
>>http://www.lastfuture.de/misc/dark.jpg
>
>You know, there is software around that can remove the red from your eyes :-)))
>
>But seriously, quite menacing look, but i just know you can do better :-)



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On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 19:03:19 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text (RE: The Dance of the 7 Veils in ASCII art):
> 
> >	Oh, geez... I'll have to work on that one.  If I can do it... I'll
> >present it.
> 
> Just make it your life's work, you'll hgave something to live for then. Until
> it's finished of course. :-))

	Hey man, I've got stuff to live for!  I've got frozen yogurt and a
whole bookcase full of books that I haven't yet read... guys who are 
interested in me and my music... friends and family, I love myself and... 
I'm damned curious!  Oh, and my cat, (speaking of which).  [**Heh, heh, 
heh**]  Here she is:

http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/Kitty01.jpg

	Associated caption: 'Herself' -- looking constipated.

While I'm at it:

http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/holly_gagnierguillod.jpg
    * [My second cousin, Holly.  She was on the first season of Baywatch, 
used to be on Days of Our Lives, General Hospital and a few other soaps,
and then occasionally starred on Seaquest DSV, The A-Team, and some other 
shows.  She and I share the same eyebrows, chin, and facial shape,
(besides sharing relatives).]

http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/fam_10.jpg
    * [Another photo of me]


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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

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           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
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bonjour joris bellenger, je suis un robot!
>            Natural art? Here you go.
>                 \_
>                       /\,_\
>                       ) _ "\
>                       \ (__Y.
>                        )/
>              _________//    ___
>              \ ____`   \   /_, \
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>               /\( U\\
>              // \\  \\
>             //   ))  ))
>            //   //  //
>           (/   //_ //__
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Shouldn't he have more nipples?
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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 15:44 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 02:08:26 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
> <las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:
> 
> >OH NO!! what have you done?? ...
> >you spilt the coffee!!
> 
> I know! I don't care about the cup, but spilling coffee is sacrilege!!!

	[**LOL**]  


"And he honoured him so much... that he named him Burro."
                  -- (of Juan Valdez and his big donkey, the Cafe de
             Colombia logo characters.  See: http://www.juanvaldez.com/)


            .========================.
           :  Grab life by the beans. :
            "=========. ,============"
                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'


OBASCII:


             ,-.
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,--_.       \     \
\    `-_     `.    \
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    `.    `.     `.  \        FROM: "Life In Hell" by Matt Groening 
      `.    `.     \  \       
        `.    `-___/   |     NOTE: "Life In Hell" has got to be one of
          `.           '--.    my very favorite comic series of all
            \      ,--.--.'   time.  I have to say that it -- not The
             \    |*  |* |    Simpsons -- really claimed me as a fan.
              \    `--' --.
              |         --'\
              |   .~T--____/
              /   `~|_/\_/
            ,'       |
          ,'     .--.|
        ,'  ,-   |   |
       /  ,'     |   |

 FOUND AT:  http://www.chris.com/ascii/art/html/lifeinhell.html

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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 15:48 · permalink
On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 23:41:17 +0800, Bateau
<Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote:

>bonjour joris bellenger, je suis un robot!
>>            Natural art? Here you go.
>>                 \_
>>                       /\,_\
>>                       ) _ "\
>>                       \ (__Y.
>>                        )/
>>              _________//    ___
>>              \ ____`   \   /_, \
>>              _))  / . . \ // |//
>>             /  ,)/    /\ '/
>>             \\\\/  , /  \/
>>                / _ _/
>>               /\( U\\
>>              // \\  \\
>>             //   ))  ))
>>            //   //  //
>>           (/   //_ //__
>>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
>
>Shouldn't he have more nipples?

wouldn't he be a she then?

and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
-scared-

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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 15:52 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 15:26:58 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >Alright, my turn...
> >http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/pic/joris.gif
> >...and THAT is scarry.
> 
> Why, do you have so much scars that you call yourself "scarry"? :-))

	Peter... don't make fun of him like that.  It's my job.
(e-hehehe...)


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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
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           ;  the electric fence! ;
            "=========. ,========"
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                       `.'

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 17:52 · permalink
On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 13:03:06 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >I particularly like "Brittish" English like the one spoken on some
> >programs of the BBC.
> 
> Cockney? Bristolean? Edinburgonese? Or do you mean the Queens English (which
> isn't even spoken by the Queen herself!).

	Oh, you'll confuse him more...  [**smile**] My grandmother's
parents were from London and our cousins still live there -- in one 
of the poorest districts, though, I'm told...  They speak Cockney.  (:>
It's my favorite dialect of English besides Aussie-New Zealander, (which
my cousins Fiona and Andrea speak as that is where they are each from).


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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
            "=========. ,========"
                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 18:43 · permalink
On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:

> On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 20:41:04 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk)) wrote:
> >
> >I know! I don't care about the cup, but spilling coffee is sacrilege!!!
> 
> Yes, it' gets all over the keyboard and smells of shit.

	[**LMAO!**]


OBASCII:  http://www.chris.com/ascii/

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                               `.___,'   `.__,'   `.__,'  John VanderZwaag


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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
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           ;  the electric fence! ;
            "=========. ,========"
                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'

On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:

> Ou comme ceci. [or like this]
> 
>             Natural art? Here you go.
>                  \_
>                        /\,_\
>                        ) _ "\
>                        \ (__Y.
>                         )/
>               _________//    ___
>               \ ____`   \   /_, \
>               _))  / . . \ // |//
>              /  ,)/    /\ '/
>              \\\\/  , /  \/
>                 / _ _/
>                /\( U\\
>               // \\  \\
>              //   ))  ))
>             //   //  //
>            (/   //_ //__
>      b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
> 
> joris

	[**high-pitched sing-song laughter**]  Oh my g-d, that is
hilarious!!  But I'll never be able to look at Ralph the same way ever
again!!  LOL!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
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                       \|
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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 19:44 · permalink
On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:

> Taliszanna wrote:
> > 
> >         [**smile**] "If I had known that I'd be teaching French," and
> > please don't charge me!  [**Laughs, gets out a red cape**]  Toro! Toro!
> > (Or maybe for me that should be "Tarot! Tarot!")
> 
> Tarot? The card play?
> ?:o)
> joris

	Oui/ja/hai/si/da/igen/yes/yeah, that.  (;>



OBASCII:  2 sunsets that I just found on http://www.chris.com...


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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
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                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 19:50 · permalink
On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, CeeJay wrote:

> > > > Nope -- I have my coffee "sweet as a kiss and black as hell".
> > >
> > > I like mine with a little sugar and a lot of "oompf".
> >
> > Cute answer.  (;>
> 
> I like mine with whipped cream and no hair.

	OooOOooh...  [**gasp**]  CeeJay, stop it I'm blushing at the
thought. Heh, heh...


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SOURCE: http://www.chris.com/

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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
            "=========. ,========"
                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'

On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:
>
> >	Thanks for the encouragement, lasty! :)  I'd like to see your
> >version of the Pringles guy's mustache.
> >
> >-TAL
> 
> my try
> 
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>      ,'   _.^._   `.
>    ,'_.--`     `--._`.
>   /,' ,-'"      "`-.`.\
>  /`     ,-.    ,-.    '\
> ;       `-'    `-'      :
> |    _                  |
> :   (C._.--._,--._.7)   ;
>  \   \      n      /   /
>   \   `-...' `...-'   /   ONCE YOU POP
>    `.      `-'      ,'   YOU CAN'T STOP
>      '.           .'
>        ``------lf'
> 
> whaddayathink?

	OMG, that so *rox*!  I'm big-time impressed if you didn't even
have a picture to look at.  I've got a mini-canister right in front of
me. 'Course, you've been doing this for longer...  Just one
thing: normally, the Pringles man doesn't have a mouth, however if he is
speaking, then, yeah, I guess he should have one, (as above).


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
            "=========. ,========"
                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 19:56 · permalink

Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
> 
> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 15:26:58 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> > provoked the following text:
> >
> > >Alright, my turn...
> > >http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/pic/joris.gif
> > >...and THAT is scarry.
> >
> > Why, do you have so much scars that you call yourself "scarry"? :-))
> 
>         Peter... don't make fun of him like that.  It's my job.
> (e-hehehe...)

                       Well I can take
                         both of ya.
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                 b'ger ,./_((, ,     //__),,._ 

;)
joris

On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 13:32:07 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
provoked the following text:

>> Cockney? Bristolean? Edinburgonese? Or do you mean the Queens English (which
>> isn't even spoken by the Queen herself!).
>
>I doubt the people living in Edinburgh consider themself Brittish.
>As for the Queen I didn't know she even spoke at all.

Well, they are and they are Scottish as well. It's pretty much the same
situation as with the Frisians in Holand.

>         Cockney?
>            \          You are such a one-track
>                 `,      minded guy...
>              o o #         \   /_,/\
>              |/  ?            /"   (
>              | = )\          .Y___ /
>              /__/\ \____         \(__
>         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>       '-'      |\/           b'ger

LOL!
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

I'll even Hara Kiri if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun." -- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H

On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 08:01:34 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >	POSTER: Je suis en accord avec ton (votre) sentiment!  (English: I
>> >am in agreeance with your sentiment!)
>> 
>> Ici trombent en ruine tout le art de la cuisine. 
>> (I have read that one on a toilet calendar years ago, don't know what it means
>> though.)
>
>	"Here falls in ruin all the art of the kitchen."  (Except that in
>French it rhymes.)

In Amsterdam i learned another line. Someone told me to say that when asking a
French(ish) person for a light.
"Je veut un peut de feu" (sp?) Sounds funny.

Now that we're translating stuff. Could you translate "Amoureux Solitaire" by
Lio for me? (by mail if you don't mind)
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.

On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 08:45:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >	Oh, geez... I'll have to work on that one.  If I can do it... I'll
>> >present it.
>> 
>> Just make it your life's work, you'll hgave something to live for then. Until
>> it's finished of course. :-))
>
>	Hey man, I've got stuff to live for!  I've got frozen yogurt and a
>whole bookcase full of books that I haven't yet read... guys who are 
>interested in me and my music... friends and family, I love myself and... 
>I'm damned curious! 

Can't you that _after_ the ASCII-fication of your dance? :-)

>Oh, and my cat, (speaking of which).  [**Heh, heh, 
>heh**]  Here she is:
>
>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/Kitty01.jpg
>
>	Associated caption: 'Herself' -- looking constipated.

LOL!

>While I'm at it:
>
>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/holly_gagnierguillod.jpg
>    * [My second cousin, Holly.  She was on the first season of Baywatch, 
>used to be on Days of Our Lives, General Hospital and a few other soaps,
>and then occasionally starred on Seaquest DSV, The A-Team, and some other 
>shows.  She and I share the same eyebrows, chin, and facial shape,
>(besides sharing relatives).]

My wife watches "the Bold and the Beautiful" all the time, don't tell me she was
in that show as well...

>http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/fam_10.jpg
>    * [Another photo of me]

It's just a pity that all of your pics are so small...
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Peter Punk <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 21:05 · permalink
On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 20:56:12 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
provoked the following text:

>> > >Alright, my turn...
>> > >http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/pic/joris.gif
>> > >...and THAT is scarry.
>> >
>> > Why, do you have so much scars that you call yourself "scarry"? :-))
>> 
>>         Peter... don't make fun of him like that.  It's my job.
>> (e-hehehe...)
>
>                       Well I can take
>                         both of ya.
>                            \
>                                 ___, 
>                              __)___)__ 
>                               ,=  \\\ 
>                      ,        \D_/ \_ 
>                   __/).          \/ =\ 
>                  /6)   \      ___/_\_/\ 
>                 /   __/ \    /_/-\o____) 
>                / ,_/|    \   \/  /___|_ 
>                \_)o_'     _.-'  M):_/_:)    ___ 
>                     '---`' \>__/  /o /---.,/_  \ 
>                     (         /  /o /       \)  \ 
>                     |        ('  \,/        (   / 
>                     |         )___> /       /\ (  
>                      <   ,____|  |,(       /  ) ) 
>                       \  |.  _/ o)  \     /_  |/ 
>                       ( '||(___,_/-  `.___  / ' 
>                        \ |\            )/ _/ 
>                         \(/           // / 
>                          )\\         (( < 
>                 b'ger ,./_((, ,     //__),,._ 

... he said whilst staring into a void. I think your cowboy needs glasses.

                                 _ _  Whoops....
                              __/_"_\__ /
                               //O-O\\
             Zzzz     ,         \_._/_
                \  __/).          \/ =\
                  /=)   \      ___/_\_/\
                 /   __/ \    /_/-\o____)
                / ,_/|    \   \/  /___|_
                \_)o_'     _.-'  M):_/_:)    ___
                     '---`' \>__/  /o /---.,/_  \
                     (         /  /o /       \)  \
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 15:07:43 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
<las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:

>>>time for me to jump into action ;)
>>>
>>>this is me... am i evil or what?
>>>http://www.lastfuture.de/misc/dark.jpg
>>
>>You know, there is software around that can remove the red from your eyes :-)))
>>
>>But seriously, quite menacing look, but i just know you can do better :-)
>                                  ,------------------------.
>                                 ( WHAT IS IT LITTLE MAN... )
>                                  `------------------------'
>                                         |
>                        .....            '
>                      JMMMMMMM.         /
>                      M@9 t"MMM        /
>                      J./9Tt 9Ft  ___.'
>                       Ju]  :_J
>                        SFt..M]
>                         SMMMK.M.
>                     ...JMMMMSMMMMA....
>                  .JMMMMMMMMmMMMMMMMMMMM.
>                 JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA
>                 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]
>                JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>               .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]
>               JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>              JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]
>             JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>             JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>             JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]
>              SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF'
>               MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFP
>                MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]
>                JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMt
>                JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]
>                MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]
>               (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
>               JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>               MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>              (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>              JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>              MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>              MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.----.
>             JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]`.___`.
>             7MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]L|LLLL|
>              MMMMMMMM9T MMMMMMMMM9     |N|LLLL|
>             JMMMMMMMMd   JMMMMMMR.     |N|LLLL|
>    ,s.     .MMMMMMMM]    (MMMMMM]      |N|LLLL|
>  ,;:+j.    JMMMMMMMMt   JMMMMMMM       |N|LLLL|
> (.+N>JM)   MMMMMMMF5    MMMMMMMM]      |N|LLLL|
>  L't':<   JMMMMMMMt     MMMMMMMA       |N|LLLL|
>   ^::    JMMMMMMMF      4MMMMMMM       |N|LLLL|
>....::.JMMMMMMMMMM.......MMMMMMMMMb.....'T|LMLL|..
>    :TMMMMMMMMMMMM       TMMMMMMMMMMb     'lMll|
>  _,` "TMMMP"'     o       '"*TMMMMMMM
>                  /|\             """
>                  / \

Oops... Sorry... :-)
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 01:31:25 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> She also does old-style stripteases. When i say "old-style" i mean that she
>> doesn't show everything and the show ends when she drops her bra.
>
>	Ah, burlesque do you mean?

Yes, that's the word i've been looking for!
I think burlesque compares to "normal" stripshows as classical music to polkas,
as motorbike to a bicycle and as a Babbage's machine to a Pentium 4.
The first is a work of art, the second is an easy to com by alternative.
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 16 Nov 2001 21:38 · permalink

Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, CeeJay wrote:
> 
> > > > > Nope -- I have my coffee "sweet as a kiss and black as hell".
> > > >
> > > > I like mine with a little sugar and a lot of "oompf".
> > >
> > > Cute answer.  (;>
> >
> > I like mine with whipped cream and no hair.
> 
>         OooOOooh...  [**gasp**]  CeeJay, stop it I'm blushing at the
> thought. Heh, heh...


         Greetzeeeeblll...
             |
         When I think that
         this newsgroup used
         to be a family show...
             \
                           Whipped cream he?
                 `,           \
              = = #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | o )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Bateau wrote:

> Shouldn't he have more nipples?

	Maybe if he was female.

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On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:

> and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
> -scared-

	My first thought is that joris "had that feature removed".

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"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 00:06 · permalink
On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 13:53:41 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
wrote:

>On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:
>>
>> >	Thanks for the encouragement, lasty! :)  I'd like to see your
>> >version of the Pringles guy's mustache.
>> >
>> >-TAL
>> 
>> my try
>> 
>>        _.-------._
>>      ,'   _.^._   `.
>>    ,'_.--`     `--._`.
>>   /,' ,-'"      "`-.`.\
>>  /`     ,-.    ,-.    '\
>> ;       `-'    `-'      :
>> |    _                  |
>> :   (C._.--._,--._.7)   ;
>>  \   \      n      /   /
>>   \   `-...' `...-'   /   ONCE YOU POP
>>    `.      `-'      ,'   YOU CAN'T STOP
>>      '.           .'
>>        ``------lf'
>> 
>> whaddayathink?
>
>	OMG, that so *rox*!  I'm big-time impressed if you didn't even
>have a picture to look at.  I've got a mini-canister right in front of
>me. 'Course, you've been doing this for longer...  Just one
>thing: normally, the Pringles man doesn't have a mouth, however if he is
>speaking, then, yeah, I guess he should have one, (as above).

...don't .... i am blushing... :)

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"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 00:13 · permalink
On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 18:04:33 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
wrote:

>On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:
>
>> and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
>> -scared-
>
>	My first thought is that joris "had that feature removed".

LOL!!
"had that feature removed" -laughs- i like that one

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On Sat, 17 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:

> >>        _.-------._
> >>      ,'   _.^._   `.
> >>    ,'_.--`     `--._`.
> >>   /,' ,-'"      "`-.`.\
> >>  /`     ,-.    ,-.    '\
> >> ;       `-'    `-'      :
> >> |    _                  |
> >> :   (C._.--._,--._.7)   ;
> >>  \   \      n      /   /
> >>   \   `-...' `...-'   /   ONCE YOU POP
> >>    `.      `-'      ,'   YOU CAN'T STOP
> >>      '.           .'
> >>        ``------lf'
> >> 

	Heh, I'm just waiting for the day that Tran uses this one to
bastardize as an Ascii-Art Fart.  Think of it... eep!

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On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, CeeJay wrote:

> > OBASCII:
> >
> >
> >     AMMMMM            MMMMMM
> >  ZMMM@AAAMMMM      MMMMAAAEMMMH
> > :bMRRAAAARRRM,3uuu MRRRAAAARRNE,
> > NNEAAAAAAAAA@MMMMMMHAAAAAAAAARNN
> > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> > NNEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNN
> > :UMERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREM@,
> >  2MMM@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEMMMR
> >     AMMMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMMMM
> >        AMMHRAAAAAAAAR@MMM
> >        2E7N@AAAAAAAARM;RU
> >           MMMMRAAAMMMM
> >              MMMMMM
> >
> 
> Neat.. you inverse the image if you ROT13 encode it

       ROT13 I have heard about but don't know a thing about.  Define?

> Here something from my collection:
> 
>           ,-,-.           ,-,-.
>           `._.'   ,-,-.   `._.'
>      ,-,-.   ___  `._.'  ___   ,-,-.
>      `._.','"   "`.   .'"   "`.`._.'
>          /         `.'         \
>   ,-,-. :     ,-=-.   ,>@<.     : ,-,-.
>   `._.' :     \ '.'   '.' /     ; `._.'
>          \     o( )   ( )o     /
>     ,-,-. `.   `0-0   0-0'   .' ,-,-.
>     `._.'   `.             .'   `._.'
>         ,-,-. `.         .' ,-,-.
>         `._.'   `.     .'   `._.'
>             ,-,-. `. .' ,-,-.
>             `._.'   `   `._.'
>                   ,-,-.        (CJ)
>                   `._.'

	Aw, cute!

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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 02:43 · permalink
On Sat, 17 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:

> I'm serious. Last time I accidently threw my cup of coffee accross the room
> it turned nearly everything in its path brown. That was years ago, and I
> can still smell it.

	What did you do that for? :)


OBASCII:


        .---.        .-----------
       /     \  __  /    ------      Looks like a crow to me - yay!
      / /     \(  )/    -----
     //////   ' \/ `   ---         SOURCE: http://www.chris.com/
    //// / // :    : ---
   // /   /  /`    '--
  //          //..\\
=============UU====UU====
             '//||\\`
               ''``


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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 02:47 · permalink
On Sat, 17 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 11:52:40 -0600, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>) wrote:
> 
> >	Oh, you'll confuse him more...  [**smile**] My grandmother's
> >parents were from London and our cousins still live there -- in one 
> >of the poorest districts, though, I'm told...  They speak Cockney.  (:>
> >It's my favorite dialect of English besides Aussie-New Zealander, (which
> >my cousins Fiona and Andrea speak as that is where they are each from).
> 
> What? The cockney accent is completely disgusting. And it's only spoken by
> soft southern wankers.

	[**LOL**]  So... where are you from?  Tell me so that I can shoot
something back about your family.  (;D

> >                              ,.---.   
> >                    ,,,,     /    _ `.
> >                     \\\\   /      \  )
> >                      |||| /\/``-.__\/
> >                      ::::/\/_
> >      {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.========='
> >     {{{{{{ { ( ( (  (   (-----:=
> >      {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========.
> >                      ::::\/\ 
> >                      |||| \/\  ,-'/\
> >       jgs           ////   \ `` _/  )
> >                    ''''     \  `   /
> >                              `---''
> 
> Nice langoustine.

	I've never actually heard that word before, believe it or not. :)

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> >                       `.'
> 
> Why not? It's a great way to clean out the urethra.

	Ulch... [**LOL**]

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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 07:41 · permalink
joris bellenger - Fri, 16 Nov 2001 13:14:02 +0100

>Taliszanna wrote:
>> Comme ce-ci? [Like this?]
>> 
>>                                _________-----,
>>                               /\       /    /\
>>                              /        /____/ _\
>>                              \      /     _o//__
>>              _  |             \    /_______    /
>>                     / _        \  /      |    |
>>                                 \/       |____|
>> 
>>              \/|,   .'''''     |\/
>>               \))   */*  D   -((/   / _
>>                )|   \_7 (     |(
>>               / |_____| |_____| \
>>               \____    -    ____/
>>                    \.  %  .|
>>                     |  '   |
>>                     |  ,   |
>>                      \ (   (
>>                     /  %%   )
>>                    /   (/   \
>>                   /   / |   /
>>                  (,  /  (, (
>>                   \  )   |  )
>>                    \ |   | /
>>                     \|   |/                   _
>>                   __/(   )\__            ___,/ ',_
>>      b'ger ,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/  \-  / |-,_
>>                                        /\___._/ /-'_ \
>>                                               \_.-'
>
>Ou comme ceci. [or like this]
>
>            Natural art? Here you go.
>                 \_
>                       /\,_\
>                       ) _ "\
>                       \ (__Y.
>                        )/
>              _________//    ___
>              \ ____`   \   /_, \
>              _))  / . . \ // |//
>             /  ,)/    /\ '/
>             \\\\/  , /  \/
>                / _ _/
>               /\( U\\
>              // \\  \\
>             //   ))  ))
>            //   //  //
>           (/   //_ //__
>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
>


                                               _________-----,
                                              /\       /    /\
                                             /        /____/ _\
                                             \      /     _o//__
                             _  |             \    /_______    /
                                    / _        \  /      |    |
                                                \/       |____|

                             \/|,   .'''''     |\/
                              \))   */*  D   -((/   / _
                   /\,_\       )|   \_7 (     |(
                   ) _ "\     / |_____| |_____| \
                   \ (__Y.    \____    -    ____/
                    )/             \.  %  .|
          _________//    ___        |  '   |
          \ ____`   \   /_, \       |  ,   |
          _))  / . . \ // |//        \ (   (
         /  ,)/    /\ '/            /  %%   )
         \\\\/  , /  \/            /   (/   \
            / _ _/                /   / |   /
           /\( U\\               (,  /  (, (
          // \\  \\               \  )   |  )
         //   ))  ))               \ |   | /
        //   //  //                 \|   |/                   _
       (/   //_ //__              __/(   )\__            ___,/ ',_
 b'ger,,,,,(__\\\ _\\\,,,,,,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/  \-  / |-,_
                                                       /\___._/ /-'_ \
                                                              \_.-'

Perhaps we should leave them until they're back at the bar...?

Ma�ion ;)

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On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
>
> In Amsterdam i learned another line. Someone told me to say that when asking a
> French(ish) person for a light.
> "Je veut un peut de feu" (sp?) Sounds funny.

	Yeah, heh... "I want a bit of fire."

> Now that we're translating stuff. Could you translate "Amoureux Solitaire" by
> Lio for me? (by mail if you don't mind)

	Huh, what's that? Never heard of it!

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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 07:47 · permalink
Taliszanna - Fri, 16 Nov 2001 20:15:51 -0600

>> >     AMMMMM            MMMMMM
>> >  ZMMM@AAAMMMM      MMMMAAAEMMMH
>> > :bMRRAAAARRRM,3uuu MRRRAAAARRNE,
>> > NNEAAAAAAAAA@MMMMMMHAAAAAAAAARNN
>> > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> > NNEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNN
>> > :UMERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARREM@,
>> >  2MMM@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEMMMR
>> >     AMMMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMMMM
>> >        AMMHRAAAAAAAAR@MMM
>> >        2E7N@AAAAAAAARM;RU
>> >           MMMMRAAAMMMM
>> >              MMMMMM
>> >
>> Neat.. you inverse the image if you ROT13 encode it
>       ROT13 I have heard about but don't know a thing about.  Define?
>
Take a letter and send it back 13 positions in alphabet -> A = N
The picture above will look like this:

     NZZZZZ            ZZZZZZ
  MZZZ@NNNZZZZ      ZZZZNNNRZZZU
 :oZEENNNNEEEZ,3hhh ZEEENNNNEEAR,
 AARNNNNNNNNN@ZZZZZZUNNNNNNNNNEAA
 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 AARNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEAA
 :HZREENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEERZ@,
  2ZZZ@NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRZZZE
     NZZZRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEZZZZ
        NZZUENNNNNNNNE@ZZZ
        2R7A@NNNNNNNNEZ;EH
           ZZZZENNNZZZZ
              ZZZZZZ

HTH,

Ma�ion

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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 08:10 · permalink
Joaquim Almgren Gandara - Fri, 16 Nov 2001 14:01:57 +0100

>> > > > Nope -- I have my coffee "sweet as a kiss and black as hell".
>> I don't drink coffey though >;)
>John Coffey?
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>http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii  ___
>__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  I wouldn't want to
>\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [.[.]-\\ , drink him either...
> \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /|/
> /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |=
> \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #// (\

    ___,.
   ///" \ 
  /(= ee)   , But it would present
  \|   _\ -'  you a long live...
   \_  d
     `-'

Ma�ion

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Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 11:41 · permalink
"Marion Koslowski" <M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote in message
news:9t5...@MK.kasperhausen.de...
> Joaquim Almgren Gandara - Fri, 16 Nov 2001 14:01:57 +0100
> >
> >John Coffey?
> >--
> >http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii  ___
> >__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  I wouldn't want to
> >\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [.[.]-\\ , drink him either...
> > \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /|/
> > /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |=
> > \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #// (\
>
>     ___,.
>    ///" \
>   /(= ee)   , But it would present
>   \|   _\ -'  you a long live...
>    \_  d
>      `-'
>
> Ma�ion
>

Oh yeah... You're right!

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On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 08:45:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >> >	Oh, geez... I'll have to work on that one.  If I can do it... I'll
> >> >present it.
> >> 
> >> Just make it your life's work, you'll hgave something to live for then. Until
> >> it's finished of course. :-))
> >
> >	Hey man, I've got stuff to live for!  I've got frozen yogurt and a
> >whole bookcase full of books that I haven't yet read... guys who are 
> >interested in me and my music... friends and family, I love myself and... 
> >I'm damned curious! 
> 
> Can't you that _after_ the ASCII-fication of your dance? :-)
> 
> >Oh, and my cat, (speaking of which).  [**Heh, heh, 
> >heh**]  Here she is:
> >
> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/Kitty01.jpg
> >
> >	Associated caption: 'Herself' -- looking constipated.
> 
> LOL!
> 
> >While I'm at it:
> >
> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/holly_gagnierguillod.jpg
> >    * [My second cousin, Holly.  She was on the first season of Baywatch, 
> >used to be on Days of Our Lives, General Hospital and a few other soaps,
> >and then occasionally starred on Seaquest DSV, The A-Team, and some other 
> >shows.  She and I share the same eyebrows, chin, and facial shape,
> >(besides sharing relatives).]
> 
> My wife watches "the Bold and the Beautiful" all the time, don't tell me she was
> in that show as well...

	Hmm, I dunno.  I know that she's been in lots of shows and
independent films... here's a couple o' pages with blurbs about her
career:

http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Gagnier,+Holly
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-5144
http://www.bethsdayspage.com/days/nowg.html

	[**shrug**]  I just wonder why there are never any photos of her
on Baywatch websites.

> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/fam_10.jpg
> >    * [Another photo of me]
> 
> It's just a pity that all of your pics are so small...

	Well, whaddaya want-- full-screen montages? [**LOL**]

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MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 17 Nov 2001 13:56 · permalink
On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 13:44:20 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> wrote:


here is one of mine.....

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    `----._.                 .   .'           `.
<)         ''-.            ~ ~ ~/               \~ ~ ~
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 \_/   .:             ''-------._~ ~ ~~~~~~~~  ~~;~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~
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(Oo()o   . )/-._> |____|____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____`.
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drsquare wrote:

> 
> >> >                              ,.---.
> >> >                    ,,,,     /    _ `.
> >> >                     \\\\   /      \  )
> >> >                      |||| /\/``-.__\/
> >> >                      ::::/\/_
> >> >      {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.========='
> >> >     {{{{{{ { ( ( (  (   (-----:=
> >> >      {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========.
> >> >                      ::::\/\
> >> >                      |||| \/\  ,-'/\
> >> >       jgs           ////   \ `` _/  )
> >> >                    ''''     \  `   /
> >> >                              `---''
> >>
> >> Nice langoustine.
> >
> >       I've never actually heard that word before, believe it or not. :)
> 
> Well, it's what that picture looks like. A langoustine is sort of half way
> between a prawn and a lobster. Comes from the French word for lobster.

Well, there is lobster and lobster. There's just one name, in English,
for two different animals. "Homard" and "Langouste" in French.

Lobster/Homard:
    -color blue (turns red when kooked)
    -bigger than a Langouste (can reach 50 cm)
    -has got large clamps (always one smaller than the other)

Lobster/Langouste:
    -color light red (stays light red when kooked)
    -smaller than a Homard (can reach 40 cm)
    -has got small clamps

According to the clamps I'd say the lobster depicted above is a
"Homard".

Then there's the "langoustine":
    -color light red (stays light red when kooked)
    -small (can reach 15 cm)
    -has got long but thin clamps (often one smaller than the other)

...and there's the "ecrevisse":
    -lives in sweet water
    -color deep red (stays deep red when kooked)
    -small (can reach 10 cm)
    -has got clamps

They taste all wonderful.
:D
joris


Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:
> >
> > In Amsterdam i learned another line. Someone told me to say that when asking a
> > French(ish) person for a light.
> > "Je veut un peut de feu" (sp?) Sounds funny.
> 
>         Yeah, heh... "I want a bit of fire."
> 
> > Now that we're translating stuff. Could you translate "Amoureux Solitaire" by
> > Lio for me? (by mail if you don't mind)
> 
>         Huh, what's that? Never heard of it!
> 

Amoureux Solitaire = Lonely lover

I'd say "wanker"... but it's just me.
:D

Don't knock on masturbation, it's having sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen

joris


Marion Koslowski wrote:

> 
>                                                _________-----,
>                                               /\       /    /\
>                                              /        /____/ _\
>                                              \      /     _o//__
>                              _  |             \    /_______    /
>                                     / _        \  /      |    |
>                                                 \/       |____|
> 
>                              \/|,   .'''''     |\/
>                               \))   */*  D   -((/   / _
>                    /\,_\       )|   \_7 (     |(
>                    ) _ "\     / |_____| |_____| \
>                    \ (__Y.    \____    -    ____/
>                     )/             \.  %  .|
>           _________//    ___        |  '   |
>           \ ____`   \   /_, \       |  ,   |
>           _))  / . . \ // |//        \ (   (
>          /  ,)/    /\ '/            /  %%   )
>          \\\\/  , /  \/            /   (/   \
>             / _ _/                /   / |   /
>            /\( U\\               (,  /  (, (
>           // \\  \\               \  )   |  )
>          //   ))  ))               \ |   | /
>         //   //  //                 \|   |/                   _
>        (/   //_ //__              __/(   )\__            ___,/ ',_
>  b'ger,,,,,(__\\\ _\\\,,,,,,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/  \-  / |-,_
>                                                        /\___._/ /-'_ \
>                                                               \_.-'
> 
> Perhaps we should leave them until they're back at the bar...?
> 

Bwwaaaaaaaahahahahahaha ha ha ha
:D :D
joris

On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 01:45:29 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> In Amsterdam i learned another line. Someone told me to say that when asking a
>> French(ish) person for a light.
>> "Je veut un peut de feu" (sp?) Sounds funny.
>
>	Yeah, heh... "I want a bit of fire."

Okay, at least now i know thay weren't lying to me about that...

>> Now that we're translating stuff. Could you translate "Amoureux Solitaire" by
>> Lio for me? (by mail if you don't mind)
>
>	Huh, what's that? Never heard of it!

It's a song. (duh :-))
I have it up as a temporary download at the following URL:
http://home.hetnet.nl/~pipi/Lio_-_Amoureux_Solitaire.mp9
-- 
        Peter Punk
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Castrate my email adress to reply.

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.

On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 05:50:14 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> My wife watches "the Bold and the Beautiful" all the time, don't tell me she was
>> in that show as well...
>
>	Hmm, I dunno.  I know that she's been in lots of shows and
>independent films... here's a couple o' pages with blurbs about her
>career:
>
>http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Gagnier,+Holly
>http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-5144
>http://www.bethsdayspage.com/days/nowg.html

Cool, she was Laura Hafermann in "Free Enterprise" (i'm still to rent that
movie). 

>	[**shrug**]  I just wonder why there are never any photos of her
>on Baywatch websites.

Perhaps people think her boobs are too small?

>> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/fam_10.jpg
>> >    * [Another photo of me]
>> 
>> It's just a pity that all of your pics are so small...
>
>	Well, whaddaya want-- full-screen montages? [**LOL**]

Ermmm... Yes.
-- 
        Peter Punk
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Castrate my email adress to reply.

Musical car horns are banned (Russell, Kansas city law)

bonjour Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt, je suis un robot!
>On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 23:41:17 +0800, Bateau
><Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote:
>
>>bonjour joris bellenger, je suis un robot!
>>>            Natural art? Here you go.
>>>                 \_
>>>                       /\,_\
>>>                       ) _ "\
>>>                       \ (__Y.
>>>                        )/
>>>              _________//    ___
>>>              \ ____`   \   /_, \
>>>              _))  / . . \ // |//
>>>             /  ,)/    /\ '/
>>>             \\\\/  , /  \/
>>>                / _ _/
>>>               /\( U\\
>>>              // \\  \\
>>>             //   ))  ))
>>>            //   //  //
>>>           (/   //_ //__
>>>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
>>
>>Shouldn't he have more nipples?
>
>wouldn't he be a she then?
>
>and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?

He's neutered.
Male humans have the same amount of nipples as female humans.
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"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 18 Nov 2001 17:16 · permalink
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 00:24:25 +0800, Bateau
<Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote:

>bonjour Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt, je suis un robot!
>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 23:41:17 +0800, Bateau
>><Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote:
>>
>>>bonjour joris bellenger, je suis un robot!
>>>>            Natural art? Here you go.
>>>>                 \_
>>>>                       /\,_\
>>>>                       ) _ "\
>>>>                       \ (__Y.
>>>>                        )/
>>>>              _________//    ___
>>>>              \ ____`   \   /_, \
>>>>              _))  / . . \ // |//
>>>>             /  ,)/    /\ '/
>>>>             \\\\/  , /  \/
>>>>                / _ _/
>>>>               /\( U\\
>>>>              // \\  \\
>>>>             //   ))  ))
>>>>            //   //  //
>>>>           (/   //_ //__
>>>>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
>>>
>>>Shouldn't he have more nipples?
>>
>>wouldn't he be a she then?
>>
>>and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
>
>He's neutered.

could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
quite understand

>Male humans have the same amount of nipples as female humans.

aparently ralf isn't human... is he?

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On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 18:16:50 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
<las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:

>>>>>                / _ _/
>>>>>               /\( U\\
>>>>>              // \\  \\
>>>>>             //   ))  ))
>>>>>            //   //  //
>>>>>           (/   //_ //__
>>>>>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
>>>>
>>>>Shouldn't he have more nipples?
>>>
>>>wouldn't he be a she then?
>>>
>>>and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
>>
>>He's neutered.
>
>could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
>quite understand

He's got his balls removed. So cruel to do that to a cartoon cat.
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Castrate my email adress to reply.

It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.  It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.

Poster <NOS...@POSTER.net> 19 Nov 2001 04:11 · permalink
Is that how he would look otherwise??? I guess NEUTERD/FIXED whatever it is
called..
looks better and he wouldn't have mobility problems either...

?:)
"Peter Punk" <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> wrote in message
news:kfq...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 18:16:50 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
> <las...@lastfuture.de> provoked the following text:
>
> >>>>>                / _ _/
> >>>>>               /\(OUO\
> >>>>>              // \\  \\
> >>>>>             //   ))  ))
> >>>>>            //   //  //
> >>>>>           (/   //_ //__
> >>>>>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
> >>>>
> >>>>Shouldn't he have more nipples?
> >>>
> >>>wouldn't he be a she then?
> >>>
> >>>and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
> >>
> >>He's neutered.
> >
> >could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
> >quite understand
>
> He's got his balls removed. So cruel to do that to a cartoon cat.
> --
>         Peter Punk
>           \    /
>         ---\\\\---
>           /    \
>
> Castrate my email adress to reply.
>
> It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.  It was more like the
rose and the teeth were in the same glass.

Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt wrote:

> could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
> quite understand

Neutered is slang for desexed. As in "I got my dog neutered".

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Dominic R. Scales <dom...@aerosensing.de> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 08:45 · permalink
Taliszanna wrote:
> >
> > Ici trombent en ruine tout le art de la cuisine.
> > (I have read that one on a toilet calendar years ago, don't know what it means
> > though.)
> 
>         "Here falls in ruin all the art of the kitchen."  (Except that in
> French it rhymes.)
> 
  one could try and translate more freely to make it rhyme in English, too.

  Something like:                                      _      _  ___
                                       .--.  O         \\    // /.__)
     Here goes - with a fart           |__| /\_         \\/\//  ||__
     all thy kitchen art                  |/__           V  V   \___)
                                          *==/>                    
                                          \_//
                   
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 08:45:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >	Hey man, I've got stuff to live for!  I've got frozen yogurt and a
> >whole bookcase full of books that I haven't yet read... guys who are 
> >interested in me and my music... friends and family, I love myself and... 
> >I'm damned curious! 
> 
> Can't you that _after_ the ASCII-fication of your dance? :-)

	LOL!


> >While I'm at it:
> >
> >http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/images/photos/holly_gagnierguillod.jpg
> >    * [My second cousin, Holly.  She was on the first season of Baywatch, 
> >used to be on Days of Our Lives, General Hospital and a few other soaps,
> >and then occasionally starred on Seaquest DSV, The A-Team, and some other 
> >shows.  She and I share the same eyebrows, chin, and facial shape,
> >(besides sharing relatives).]
> 
> My wife watches "the Bold and the Beautiful" all the time, don't tell me she was
> in that show as well...

	No, I don't think so...


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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

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On Fri, 16 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> I think burlesque compares to "normal" stripshows as classical music to polkas,
> as motorbike to a bicycle and as a Babbage's machine to a Pentium 4.
> The first is a work of art, the second is an easy to com by alternative.

	I dunno, I think that the first bicycles -- although very
difficult to ride -- we're works of art the same way that cars and old
lamps can be.

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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

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On Sat, 17 Nov 2001, Marion Koslowski wrote:

> >       ROT13 I have heard about but don't know a thing about.  Define?
> >
> Take a letter and send it back 13 positions in alphabet -> A = N
> The picture above will look like this:
> 
>      NZZZZZ            ZZZZZZ
>   MZZZ@NNNZZZZ      ZZZZNNNRZZZU
>  :oZEENNNNEEEZ,3hhh ZEEENNNNEEAR,
>  AARNNNNNNNNN@ZZZZZZUNNNNNNNNNEAA
>  NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>  AARNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEAA
>  :HZREENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEERZ@,
>   2ZZZ@NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRZZZE
>      NZZZRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEZZZZ
>         NZZUENNNNNNNNE@ZZZ
>         2R7A@NNNNNNNNEZ;EH
>            ZZZZENNNZZZZ
>               ZZZZZZ
> 

	Okay, gotcha... but what do Z and z become if they were already
there?

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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

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Poster <NOS...@POSTER.net> 19 Nov 2001 11:21 · permalink
Z -> M and z -> m

?:)
"Taliszanna" <tal...@usask.ca> wrote in message
news:Pin...@chem4823.usask.ca...
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2001, Marion Koslowski wrote:
>
> > >       ROT13 I have heard about but don't know a thing about.  Define?
> > >
> > Take a letter and send it back 13 positions in alphabet -> A = N
> > The picture above will look like this:
> >
> >      NZZZZZ            ZZZZZZ
> >   MZZZ@NNNZZZZ      ZZZZNNNRZZZU
> >  :oZEENNNNEEEZ,3hhh ZEEENNNNEEAR,
> >  AARNNNNNNNNN@ZZZZZZUNNNNNNNNNEAA
> >  NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
> >  AARNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEAA
> >  :HZREENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEERZ@,
> >   2ZZZ@NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRZZZE
> >      NZZZRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEZZZZ
> >         NZZUENNNNNNNNE@ZZZ
> >         2R7A@NNNNNNNNEZ;EH
> >            ZZZZENNNZZZZ
> >               ZZZZZZ
> >
>
> Okay, gotcha... but what do Z and z become if they were already
> there?
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
> http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
>
>             .====================.
>            :  Hint: don't whiz on :
>            ;  the electric fence! ;
>             "=========. ,========"
>                        \|
>                         '      TAL
>                        `.'
>
>

On Sat, 17 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 20:47:31 -0600, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>) wrote:
> 
> >	[**LOL**]  So... where are you from?  Tell me so that I can shoot
> >something back about your family.  (;D
> 
> Lancashire.

	Hmmm... damn it, I can't think of anything to say about them... 
damn it!

> Well, it's what that picture looks like. A langoustine is sort of half way
> between a prawn and a lobster. Comes from the French word for lobster.

	How do you get "langoustine" from "homard"?

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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

            .====================.
           :  Hint: don't whiz on :
           ;  the electric fence! ;
            "=========. ,========"
                       \|
                        '      TAL
                       `.'

On 17 Nov 2001, MJP wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 13:44:20 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> wrote:
> 
> 
> here is one of mine.....
> 
> -.                                 .  _____  . .
>   `.                             ~ .-'     `-. ~
>     `----._.                 .   .'           `.
> <)         ''-.            ~ ~ ~/               \~ ~ ~
>  \__           \              ~;                 ;~
> (~~~)___        `---._~~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~
>  \_/   .:             ''-------._~ ~ ~~~~~~~~  ~~;~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~
>  _|_ .'.'                        ''-----------------------------------
> ___.'.'      .________________________________________.
> ___:'oO)  (~\_%_  __|____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____`.
> (Oo()o   . )/-._> |____|____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____`.
> o).('  .'__|_____|______|_____|____|____|_____|_______|____'.
> (;;;;)'_|_____|______|_____|_____|___|_____|_____|_______|___`.
> ':||;'_____|_____|______|_____|____|____|_____|_______|_____|__`.
> ';||;'__|_____|______|_____|_____|___|_____|_____|_______|_____|_\
> ';||;'_____|______|_____|_____|____|____|_____|_____|_______|_____`.
> -._.-')_|_____|______|_____|_____|___|_____|_____|_______|_____|____`.
> '._.'|_____|______|_____|_____|____|____|_____|_____|_______|_____|___
> _|_____|_______|_____|_____|_____|___|_____|_____|_____|________|_____
> ____|_______|_____|_____|_____|____|____|_____|_____|______|_____|____
> _|_____|_______|_____|_____|_____|___|_____|_____|_____|______|__MJP__
> 

	Ooh, very nice... I could go for a place like that... if it
weren't only a few pixels wide.  **smile, wink**

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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

On Sat, 17 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:

> Well, there is lobster and lobster. There's just one name, in English,
> for two different animals. "Homard" and "Langouste" in French.
> 
> Lobster/Homard:
>     -color blue (turns red when kooked)
>     -bigger than a Langouste (can reach 50 cm)
>     -has got large clamps (always one smaller than the other)
> 
> Lobster/Langouste:
>     -color light red (stays light red when kooked)
>     -smaller than a Homard (can reach 40 cm)
>     -has got small clamps
> 
> According to the clamps I'd say the lobster depicted above is a
> "Homard".
> 
> Then there's the "langoustine":
>     -color light red (stays light red when kooked)
>     -small (can reach 15 cm)
>     -has got long but thin clamps (often one smaller than the other)
> 
> ...and there's the "ecrevisse":
>     -lives in sweet water
>     -color deep red (stays deep red when kooked)
>     -small (can reach 10 cm)
>     -has got clamps
> 
> They taste all wonderful.
> :D
> joris
> 

	Why Joris, I'm impressed!  You really know your seafood -- or at
least the ones with pincers!  Are you a "wine snob", too?  (j/k)  Ac-
tually, I really love wine and seafood.  It's a shame that here on the
prairies it's always second-rate except at the super-expensive
places.  Meals that would cost $25.00 in Toronto (Ont., CAN) or Victoria
(B.C., CAN) will cost double that here if they are good quality...

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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 12:10 · permalink
On Sat, 17 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:

> Taliszanna wrote:
> > 
> > > Now that we're translating stuff. Could you translate "Amoureux Solitaire" by
> > > Lio for me? (by mail if you don't mind)
> > 
> >         Huh, what's that? Never heard of it!
> 
> Amoureux Solitaire = Lonely lover

	Yes, but is it a romance, a modern biography, a poetry
collection...  That's what I meant.


> I'd say "wanker"... but it's just me.
> :D

	LOL


OBASCII:

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	Being a witch, I appreciate this one, heh...


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"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 12:40 · permalink
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 05:50:14 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Gagnier,+Holly
> >http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-5144
> >http://www.bethsdayspage.com/days/nowg.html
> 
> Cool, she was Laura Hafermann in "Free Enterprise" (i'm still to rent that
> movie). 

	I haven't seen it either, so i can't say how big or small her part
in it was.  I just know that Shatner was in it.


> >	Well, whaddaya want-- full-screen montages? [**LOL**]
> 
> Ermmm... Yes.

	LOL!  Well, sorry babe!  Y'ain't gonna see none o' that!


OBASCII:


                _,
              `(. )-     `` )/,
                '\\     =/= )))
                  \\    <    D/
                   \\    e_  /
                    \\_  __\ \___
                    / 7//   ~    `\
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                    ' `\(_  (_'  \  \
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          + + #          | /     \ |
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      /   | U )    \_   / /       \ \
    _/_'- /__/-  /__ \_/_/         \_\ __b'ger__


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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 13:27 · permalink
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote ("Amoureaux Solitaire"):

> It's a song. (duh :-))
> I have it up as a temporary download at the following URL:
> http://home.hetnet.nl/~pipi/Lio_-_Amoureux_Solitaire.mp9

	DL'ed.


OBASCII:

-------------------------
~~~~~~~~~~~~__~~~~~~~~~~~ 
~~~~~~~~~.`   `.~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~.` .=`. \~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~/  / -   /~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~/  |  ^ ( \~~~~~~~~
~~~~.^   /\ ._/  )~~~~~~~
~~~/    (  `-`  (~~~~~~~~
~~~`-~~-`  (_.-'`.~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~~~|  | :~~~~~~~~~~~
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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Bateau wrote:

> He's neutered.
> Male humans have the same amount of nipples as female humans.

	This is true, but he's not human. 

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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 14:14 · permalink
Taliszanna - Mon, 19 Nov 2001 05:10:15 -0600

>> >       ROT13 I have heard about but don't know a thing about.  Define?
>> Take a letter and send it back 13 positions in alphabet -> A = N
>Okay, gotcha... but what do Z and z become if they were already there?

Start again at A

       ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWYZ
ROT13: NOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJLM


Ma�ion

ob-ascii:

How german kids draw their first faces:

 +--------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 |        |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
 |   .    |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
 |        |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
 |        |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
 |        |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
 +--------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 |  Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  |
 |        |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
 +--------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 |  Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   |
 |        |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
 |        |       |       |         |                 |
 +--------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---+
-- 
____________________________________________________
\     o_.              KAFAS                 ._o   /
/    <O      KleineAberFeineAsciiSammlung      O>  \
\    /|    http://www.koslowski.purespace.de   |\  /
/__________________________________________________\ kOs

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 14:56 · permalink
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:

> could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
> quite understand

	He has no testicles -- he had the operation that pet-owners can
give their pets so that they will not breed.


OBASCII:  The Wumpscut skull

                             ...                                     
                      ouuuuuZHH@Auuuuuu23;                           
                .:38A@NMMMMMNMMMMN22AMMMMNHHHH@A77;:                 
              ,;88bU78u338@HHHUu333ZEMMMMMMMMMMMMMNHU:               
            7bE877:   .,;27,   .;uu@MNR8888U8@MMMMMMMMUo             
         .;283.           :;72883,,,:;o732uR2RMMMMMMMMMNR.           
        ,2E2,          .: ;;:    .28b822222222222RNMMMHRAAUo         
       7A8                 .,2.o2;      72228@MMMMMMMME8uHMM@7       
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                                .:33333;ouU@NRRHN2oo7:ZE@7.          
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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

bonjour Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt, je suis un robot!
>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 00:24:25 +0800, Bateau
><Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote:
>
>>bonjour Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt, je suis un robot!
>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2001 23:41:17 +0800, Bateau
>>><Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>bonjour joris bellenger, je suis un robot!
>>>>>            Natural art? Here you go.
>>>>>                 \_
>>>>>                       /\,_\
>>>>>                       ) _ "\
>>>>>                       \ (__Y.
>>>>>                        )/
>>>>>              _________//    ___
>>>>>              \ ____`   \   /_, \
>>>>>              _))  / . . \ // |//
>>>>>             /  ,)/    /\ '/
>>>>>             \\\\/  , /  \/
>>>>>                / _ _/
>>>>>               /\( U\\
>>>>>              // \\  \\
>>>>>             //   ))  ))
>>>>>            //   //  //
>>>>>           (/   //_ //__
>>>>>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
>>>>
>>>>Shouldn't he have more nipples?
>>>
>>>wouldn't he be a she then?
>>>
>>>and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
>>
>>He's neutered.
>
>could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
>quite understand

Desexed.

>>Male humans have the same amount of nipples as female humans.
>
>aparently ralf isn't human... is he?

Yes, he's a cat. So don't male cats have the same amount of nipples as
female cats?
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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 16:55 · permalink
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Dominic R. Scales wrote:

> Taliszanna wrote:
> > 
> > "Here falls in ruin all the art of the kitchen."  (Except that in
> > French it rhymes.)
>
>   one could try and translate more freely to make it rhyme in English, too.
> 
>   Something like:                                      _      _  ___
>                                        .--.  O         \\    // /.__)
>      Here goes - with a fart           |__| /\_         \\/\//  ||__
>      all thy kitchen art                  |/__           V  V   \___)
>                                           *==/>                    
>                                           \_//

	**chuckle**  


OBASCII:


     (   )
  (   ) (
   ) _   )
    ( \_
  _(_\ \)__
 (____\___))   !!!!!Krogg98


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Bateau wrote:
>
> Yes, he's a cat. So don't male cats have the same amount of nipples as
> female cats?

	No.  They don't need to feed their young.

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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

CeeJay <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 18:03 · permalink
  .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
  |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
  |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
  |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
  |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
  |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
  | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
  |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
  |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
  |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
  | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
  |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
  |       |       |       |         |                 |
  '-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'

I added danish lyrics too

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 07:27:23 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> It's a song. (duh :-))
>> I have it up as a temporary download at the following URL:
>> http://home.hetnet.nl/~pipi/Lio_-_Amoureux_Solitaire.mp9
>	DL'ed.

Okay, hope you can make out the lyrics clear enough.

>-------------------------
>~~~~~~~~~~~~__~~~~~~~~~~~ 
>~~~~~~~~~.`   `.~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~.` .=`. \~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~/  / -   /~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~/  |  ^ ( \~~~~~~~~
>~~~~.^   /\ ._/  )~~~~~~~
>~~~/    (  `-`  (~~~~~~~~
>~~~`-~~-`  (_.-'`.~~~~~~~
>~~~/  .  _      (`\~~~~~~
>~~~|  | ( \__.-` \`.~~~~~
>~~~|  |~`) \  \_ / )~~~~~
>~~~|  /-` .` -   |/~~~~~~
>~~~\    .`     ) \~~~~~~~
>~~~~\_.`|     (   )~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~/      )  \~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~(           )~~~~~
>~~~~~~~/           \~~~~~
>~~~~~~|            |~~~~~
>~~~~~~)            \~~~~~
>~~~~~~|         _ad`~~~~~
>~~~~~~`--._.-v'`  |~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~\     |    `~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~\    |   /~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~\   |  /~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~~)  | :~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~~/   /  .~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~.    ' .~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~|   .  ,~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~|   , .~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~|  .  ,~~~~~~~~~~
>~~~~~~~~|  | :~~~~~~~~~~~
>-------------------------

WOOHOO!!! An old pic of Tali in her nighties!!! :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Castrate my email adress to reply.

"She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to." -- Gypsy Rose Lee

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 06:40:00 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Gagnier,+Holly
>> >http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-5144
>> >http://www.bethsdayspage.com/days/nowg.html
>> 
>> Cool, she was Laura Hafermann in "Free Enterprise" (i'm still to rent that
>> movie). 
>
>	I haven't seen it either, so i can't say how big or small her part
>in it was.  I just know that Shatner was in it.

And i know that he takes the piss out of Star Trek and especially his own part
in the series.
I like people who can laugh at themselves.

>> >	Well, whaddaya want-- full-screen montages? [**LOL**]
>> Ermmm... Yes.
>	LOL!  Well, sorry babe!  Y'ain't gonna see none o' that!

Awwww...

>                _,
>              `(. )-     `` )/,
>                '\\     =/= )))
>                  \\    <    D/
>                   \\    e_  /
>                    \\_  __\ \___
>                    / 7//   ~    `\
>                    |( / )   )  ,  \
>                    ' `\(_  (_'  \  \
>                     \__/ \      (\  )
>                           ))     \\ |
>                          /( (     )\|
>                         (  \_ /   '( \
>                         |    (    |'\/\
>                         |    |    |
>                         |    |   /
>          *              ( ` /( ,(
>              *          |  (  )  \
>            *            |   ) \   |
>            ``,          |  /   \  |
>          + + #          | /     \ |
>       ___|/  ?____      /(       )\
>      /   | U )    \_   / /       \ \
>    _/_'- /__/-  /__ \_/_/         \_\ __b'ger__

I don't think Joris deserved that...
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People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.

Peter Punk <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 20:18 · permalink
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 19:03:36 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet>
provoked the following text:


  .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
  |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
  |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
  |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
  |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
  |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
  | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
  |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
  | Punt  | Punt  | Komma | Lijn    | Maangezichtje   | NL
  |       |       |       |         | moet er zijn!   |
  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
  |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
  |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
  | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
  |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
  |       |       |       |         |                 |
  '-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'

>I added danish lyrics too

And i have added the Dutch version of the rhyme.
-- 
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Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.

Doida <hop...@priv2.onet.pl> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 21:29 · permalink
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 19:03:36 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet>
wrote:

>
>  .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
>  |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
>  |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
>  |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
>  |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
>  |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>  | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
>  |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>  |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
>  |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>  | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
>  |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
>  |       |       |       |         |                 |
>  '-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
   | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
   |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
   '-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+



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MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 21:48 · permalink
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:29:36 GMT, hop...@priv2.onet.pl (Doida) wrote:

>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 19:03:36 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>  .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
>>  |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
>>  |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
>>  |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
>>  |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
>>  |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
>>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>  | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
>>  |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
>>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>  |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
>>  |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
>>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>  | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
>>  |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
>>  |       |       |       |         |                 |
>>  '-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
>   | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
>   |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
>   '-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>
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| o  | o o | o o | o o |  
|    |     |  .  |  .  |
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|oh  |oh oh|oh oh|oh oh|
|    |     | stop| stop|
|    |     |     | zed |  
|____|_____|_____|_____|


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Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 10:28 · permalink
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:29:36 GMT, hop...@priv2.onet.pl (Doida) tried to confuse
everyone with this message:

>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 19:03:36 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>  .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
>>  |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
>>  |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
>>  |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
>>  |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
>>  |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
>>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>  | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
>>  |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
>>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>  |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
>>  |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
>>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>  | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
>>  |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
>>  |       |       |       |         |                 |
>>  +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
>   | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
>   |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
>   '-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
    | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa |
    |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
    `---------------------------------------------------+ 

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MAIL|I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles of
RU|one lengthe, thus ===, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle.
GRUE.FREESERVERS.COM|Robert Recorde,"The Whetstone of Witte',1557.[4*72]

stephane HAbeTT roux <hab...@habett.org> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 12:36 · permalink
In message <3bf...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>
 gru...@mail.ru (Timofei Shatrov) wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:29:36 GMT, hop...@priv2.onet.pl (Doida) tried to
> confuse everyone with this message:

 .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
 |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
 |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
 |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
 |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
 |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
 |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
 |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
 |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
 |       |       |       |         |                 |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
 | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
 |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa |
 |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+ 
 | point | point | virgule | ligne | La face de la   | FR
 |       |       |        |        | Lune est finie  |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+

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stephane HAbeTT roux <hab...@habett.org> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 12:38 · permalink
In message <3bf...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>
 gru...@mail.ru (Timofei Shatrov) wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:29:36 GMT, hop...@priv2.onet.pl (Doida) tried to
> confuse everyone with this message:

 .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
 |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
 |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
 |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
 |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
 |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
 |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
 |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
 |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
 |       |       |       |         |                 |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
 | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
 |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
 | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa |
 |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+ 
 | point | point | virgule | tiret | La face de la   | FR
 |       |       |        |        | Lune est finie  |
 +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+

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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 12:40 · permalink

Taliszanna wrote:
> 
>         Why Joris, I'm impressed!  You really know your seafood -- or at
> least the ones with pincers!  Are you a "wine snob", too?  (j/k)  Ac-
> tually, I really love wine and seafood.  It's a shame that here on the
> prairies it's always second-rate except at the super-expensive
> places.  Meals that would cost $25.00 in Toronto (Ont., CAN) or Victoria
> (B.C., CAN) will cost double that here if they are good quality...

Well, I sure can appriciate a glass of good wine.
:)

                          I can appriciate a whole bottle
                    o            /
                       /\,_\    /
                       ) _ "\  o
                 *     \ (__Y.__
                        )/   \_/
              _________//    _|,
             /______`   \   /_-_)
  ______   _//     / . . \ //        *
 |`-   .\_/  ,\   /    /\ '/
 |______,-\\\(;  /  , /  \/                    _
                / __ /            \_/ \_/   __(
               /\(  \\          ___|___|_.__\___
       o      // \\  \\        |_____ _________
             //   ))  ))         | '
            //   //  // o        |        `.
           (/   //_ //__         | .__________
 .- b'ger    --(__\\\ _\\\.  - --|_|-.

.. and I also love seafood.

joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 12:45 · permalink

Peter Punk wrote:
> 
> Awwww...
> 
> >                _,
> >              `(. )-     `` )/,
> >                '\\     =/= )))
> >                  \\    <    D/
> >                   \\    e_  /
> >                    \\_  __\ \___
> >                    / 7//   ~    `\
> >                    |( / )   )  ,  \
> >                    ' `\(_  (_'  \  \
> >                     \__/ \      (\  )
> >                           ))     \\ |
> >                          /( (     )\|
> >                         (  \_ /   '( \
> >                         |    (    |'\/\
> >                         |    |    |
> >                         |    |   /
> >          *              ( ` /( ,(
> >              *          |  (  )  \
> >            *            |   ) \   |
> >            ``,          |  /   \  |
> >          + + #          | /     \ |
> >       ___|/  ?____      /(       )\
> >      /   | U )    \_   / /       \ \
> >    _/_'- /__/-  /__ \_/_/         \_\ __b'ger__
> 
> I don't think Joris deserved that...

                       It seemed reasonable
                          at the time.
       Humf...               \
         \       `,           \
              ___ #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 12:50 · permalink

Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:
> 
> > could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
> > quite understand
> 
>         He has no testicles -- he had the operation that pet-owners can
> give their pets so that they will not breed.


       Don't look at me
       like that, Ralf.
             \            Bastard!
                 `,          \
              - - #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /=   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 13:36:10 +0100, stephane HAbeTT roux <hab...@habett.org>
tried to confuse everyone with this message:

>In message <3bf...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>
> gru...@mail.ru (Timofei Shatrov) wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:29:36 GMT, hop...@priv2.onet.pl (Doida) tried to
>> confuse everyone with this message:
>
> .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
> |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
> |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
> |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
> |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
> |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
> | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
> |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
> |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
> |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
> | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
> |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
> |       |       |       |         |                 |
> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
> | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
> |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
> | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa | RU
> |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+ 
> | point | point |virgule| ligne   | La face de la   | FR
> |       |       |       |         | Lune est finie  |
> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>

I forgot to add RU... Also lines fixed.

-- 
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MAIL|I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles of
RU|one lengthe, thus ===, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle.
GRUE.FREESERVERS.COM|Robert Recorde,"The Whetstone of Witte',1557.[4*72]

Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 21:11 · permalink
Timofei Shatrov - Tue, 20 Nov 2001 13:02:28 GMT

>> .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
>> |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
>> |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
>> |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
>> |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
>> |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
>> |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
>> |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
>> |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
>> |       |       |       |         |                 |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
>> | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
>> |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa | RU
>> |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+ 
>> | point | point |virgule| ligne   | La face de la   | FR
>> |       |       |       |         | Lune est finie  |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+

WOW! I didn't think this is sooo international!
BTW: I just tried to find an english line which fits into the rhyme - do
you in UK/US/(or else) really say: "Point-Point-Comma-Line
                                    Moons face is finished fine!"?


Do you all know this one, too?

  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
  |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
  |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
  |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
  |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
  |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
  | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
  |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
  | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.|
  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+

Ma�ion

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> > > could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
> > > quite understand
> >
> >         He has no testicles -- he had the operation that pet-owners can
> > give their pets so that they will not breed.
>
>
>        Don't look at me
>        like that, Ralf.
>              \            Bastard!
>                  `,          \
>               - - #             /_,/\
>               |/  ?            /=   (
>               | , )\          .Y___ /
>               /__/\ \____         \(__
>          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>        '-'      |\/           b'ger

Laughing my head off here *lol*

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 07:28 · permalink
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:11:33 +0100, Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote:



>
>Do you all know this one, too?
>
>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
>  |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
>  |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
>  |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
>  |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
>  |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
>  | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
>  |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>  | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.|
>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>
>Ma�ion

Das ist das Haus vom Nikolaus
This is the house of Nikolaus?

I do not recall ever using rhyme to learn to draw.
perhaps it might have helped ;)
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On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:11:33 +0100, Marion Koslowski
<M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote:

> Do you all know this one, too?
> 
>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
>   |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
>   |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
>   |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
>   |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
>   |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
>   | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>   | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.|
>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+

+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+
|   .          |   .          |   .          |   .          |
|  / \         |  / \         |  / \         |  / \         |
| /___\        | /___\        | /___\        | /___\        |
| |\ /|        | |\ /|    \   | |\ /|   |\   | |\ /|   |\ / |
| | X |        | | X |     \  | | X |   | \  | | X |   | X  |
| |/_\|_______ | |/_\|______\ | |/_\|___|__\ | |/_\|___|/_\ |
|              |              |              |              |
+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+
|    und       |     ne-      |    ben-      |      an      |
+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+

+--------------+--------------+---------------+----------kOs--+
|   .          |   .       .  |   .       .   |   .       .   |
|  / \         |  / \     /   |  / \     / \  |  / \     / \  |
| /___\    ___ | /___\   /___ | /___\   /___\ | /___\   /___\ |
| |\ /|   |\ / | |\ /|   |\ / | |\ /|   |\ /  | |\ /|   |\ /| |
| | X |   | X  | | X |   | X  | | X |   | X   | | X |   | X | |
| |/_\|___|/_\ | |/_\|___|/_\ | |/_\|___|/_\  | |/_\|___|/_\| |
|              |              |               |               |
+--------------+--------------+---------------+---------------+
|     vom      |    Weih-     |    nachts-    |     mann.     |
+--------------+--------------+---------------+---------------+

That's how I know the continuation. (To be more elegant, the final
stroke of the Nikolaushaus should be the bottom horizontal line, so you
can immediately continue on to the right without having to turn.

Cheers,
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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 12:30 · permalink
MJP - 21 Nov 2001 07:28:47 GMT

>>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
>>  |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
>>  |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
>>  |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
>>  |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
>>  |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
>>  | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
>>  |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
>>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>>  | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.|
>>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>
>Das ist das Haus vom Nikolaus
>This is the house of Nikolaus?

Right.

>I do not recall ever using rhyme to learn to draw.
>perhaps it might have helped ;)

Believe me: No! :)

Ma�ion
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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 12:36 · permalink
Philip Newton - Wed, 21 Nov 2001 10:07:41 +0100

>>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
>>   |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
>>   |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
>>   |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
>>   |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
>>   |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
>>   | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
>>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
>>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>>   | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.|
>>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>
>+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+
>|   .          |   .          |   .          |   .          |
>|  / \         |  / \         |  / \         |  / \         |
>| /___\        | /___\        | /___\        | /___\        |
>| |\ /|        | |\ /|    \   | |\ /|   |\   | |\ /|   |\ / |
>| | X |        | | X |     \  | | X |   | \  | | X |   | X  |
>| |/_\|_______ | |/_\|______\ | |/_\|___|__\ | |/_\|___|/_\ |
>|              |              |              |              |
>+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+
>|    und       |     ne-      |    ben-      |      an      |
>+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+
>
>+--------------+--------------+---------------+----------kOs--+
>|   .          |   .       .  |   .       .   |   .       .   |
>|  / \         |  / \     /   |  / \     / \  |  / \     / \  |
>| /___\    ___ | /___\   /___ | /___\   /___\ | /___\   /___\ |
>| |\ /|   |\ / | |\ /|   |\ / | |\ /|   |\ /  | |\ /|   |\ /| |
>| | X |   | X  | | X |   | X  | | X |   | X   | | X |   | X | |
>| |/_\|___|/_\ | |/_\|___|/_\ | |/_\|___|/_\  | |/_\|___|/_\| |
>|              |              |               |               |
>+--------------+--------------+---------------+---------------+
>|     vom      |    Weih-     |    nachts-    |     mann.     |
>+--------------+--------------+---------------+---------------+
>
>That's how I know the continuation. (To be more elegant, the final
>stroke of the Nikolaushaus should be the bottom horizontal line, so you
>can immediately continue on to the right without having to turn.

So that's the trick!
I always thought the last picture have to look like this:
            .   .
           / \ / \
          /___V___\
          |\ /|\ /|
          | X | X |
          |/_\|/_\|

and I wondered why I didn't get it...

Ma�ion
         
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Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 13:41 · permalink
On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 13:36:50 +0100, Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> tried
to confuse everyone with this message:


>>That's how I know the continuation. (To be more elegant, the final
>>stroke of the Nikolaushaus should be the bottom horizontal line, so you
>>can immediately continue on to the right without having to turn.
>
>So that's the trick!
>I always thought the last picture have to look like this:
>            .   .
>           / \ / \
>          /___V___\
>          |\ /|\ /|
>          | X | X |
>          |/_\|/_\|
>
>and I wondered why I didn't get it...
>

There is a theorem by Euler with which you can easily predict if the picture is
"drawable". Look. This double house has 4 odd points (it means that odd number of
lines goes into it):

            .   .
           / \7/ \
          /___V___\
          |\ /|\ /|
          | X | X |
         3|/_\|/_\|3
              5     

If there is more than 2 odd points the picture is "undrawable" under this rules.

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>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Bateau wrote:
>>
>> Yes, he's a cat. So don't male cats have the same amount of nipples as
>> female cats?
>
>	No.  They don't need to feed their young.

Neither do male humans or other male primates but they have them.
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>> >>>>>               /\(OUO\
>> >>>>>              // \\  \\
>> >>>>>             //   ))  ))
>> >>>>>            //   //  //
>> >>>>>           (/   //_ //__
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8<

>> >>He's neutered.
>> >
>> >could you please tell me what you mean by "he's neutered?" i don't
>> >quite understand
>>
>> He's got his balls removed. So cruel to do that to a cartoon cat.
>
>Is that how he would look otherwise??? 

Yup, that's the way he was born.

>I guess NEUTERD/FIXED whatever it is called..
>looks better and he wouldn't have mobility problems either...
>?:)

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Peter Punk <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 18:53 · permalink
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:11:33 +0100, Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de>
provoked the following text:

>Timofei Shatrov - Tue, 20 Nov 2001 13:02:28 GMT
>
>>> .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
>>> |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
>>> |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
>>> |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
>>> |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
>>> |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
>>> |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
>>> |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
>>> |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
>>> |       |       |       |         |                 |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
>>> | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
>>> |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa | RU
>>> |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+ 
>>> | point | point |virgule| ligne   | La face de la   | FR
>>> |       |       |       |         | Lune est finie  |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>
>WOW! I didn't think this is sooo international!
>BTW: I just tried to find an english line which fits into the rhyme - do
>you in UK/US/(or else) really say: "Point-Point-Comma-Line
>                                    Moons face is finished fine!"?

How about: "Dot, dot, comma, line. A moonyface, let it shine"?

>Do you all know this one, too?

  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
  |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
  |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
  |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
  |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
  |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
  | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
  |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
  | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.| DE
  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
  | Het  | ge-  | heim | van  | de   | smid |  is   |  dit. | NL
  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
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Marco Kirschke <Mar...@gmx.de> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 18:57 · permalink
Hoi Marion,..

Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> schrieb folgendes:

>Do you all know this one, too?
>
>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
>  |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
>  |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
>  |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
>  |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
>  |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
>  | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
>  |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>  | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.|
>  +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+

  .          .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .
 / \        / \   \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \
/___\___   /___\___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\
|\ /|      |\ /|      |\ /|      |\ /|\     |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|  |\ /|\ /|
| X |      | X |      | X |      | X | \    | X | \ |  | X | X |  | X | X |
|/_\|      |/_\|      |/_\|      |/_\|  \   |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|  |/_\|/_\|
             
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Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 20:14 · permalink
"Marco Kirschke" <Mar...@gmx.de> wrote in message
news:ijm...@4ax.com...

>   .   .      .   .
>  / \ / \    / \ / \
> /___V___\  /___V___\
> |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|
> | X | \ |  | X | X |
> |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|

This step doesn't look legal to me. You're lifting the "pen". :)

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Doida <hop...@priv2.onet.pl> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 20:17 · permalink
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:11:33 +0100, Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote:

>Timofei Shatrov - Tue, 20 Nov 2001 13:02:28 GMT
>
>>> .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
>>> |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
>>> |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
>>> |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
>>> |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
>>> |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
>>> |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
>>> |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
>>> |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
>>> |       |       |       |         |                 |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
>>> | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
>>> |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa | RU
>>> |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+ 
>>> | point | point |virgule| ligne   | La face de la   | FR
>>> |       |       |       |         | Lune est finie  |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>
>WOW! I didn't think this is sooo international!
>BTW: I just tried to find an english line which fits into the rhyme - do
>you in UK/US/(or else) really say: "Point-Point-Comma-Line
>                                    Moons face is finished fine!"?
>

Polish "kropka, kropka, kreska, kreska,  to jest morda mego pieska" means
"dot, dot, line, line, this is my dog's face" :) 


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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 21:11 · permalink
Joaquim Almgren Gandara - Wed, 21 Nov 2001 21:14:19 +0100

>>   .   .      .   .
>>  / \ / \    / \ / \
>> /___V___\  /___V___\
>> |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|
>> | X | \ |  | X | X |
>> |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|
>
>This step doesn't look legal to me. You're lifting the "pen". :)

No, this step is O.K., but his first line was a cheat. :)

Ma�ion

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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 21:21 · permalink
Timofei Shatrov - Wed, 21 Nov 2001 13:41:08 GMT

>There is a theorem by Euler with which you can easily predict if the picture is
>"drawable". Look. This double house has 4 odd points (it means that odd number of
>lines goes into it):
>
>            .   .
>           / \7/ \
>          /___V___\
>          |\ /|\ /|
>          | X | X |
>         3|/_\|/_\|3
>              5     
>If there is more than 2 odd points the picture is "undrawable" under this rules.

I've always been a try-and-error-mathemagician. :)

Ma�ion

ob-ascii: mathemagician

    1+1=2    /\
          \ c")
           ;-/\>
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MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 22 Nov 2001 09:34 · permalink
On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:21:42 +0100, Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote:
>I've always been a try-and-error-mathemagician. :)
>
>Ma�ion
>
>ob-ascii: mathemagician
>
>    1+1=2    /\
>          \ c")
>           ;-/\>
>             ||
>
  kOs


ok, well I had to... I dont know why, but I did.

                                   ,--------------.
                                  | looks ok to me |
          |                        `---  , -------'
          =                            <O )
          =                             ( \
          =                              ||\
      _  (|+----------------------------------
     ( \  ||                                  |
      ) \ ||                                  |
         \||   mathmagician+kiss(frog)=wart   |
          ||              _H_                 |
         _||             \(O\                 |
        ('| --------------`( )-----------------
         )|         _ '     \\      ,-------------.
                    |       </\>   | hey professor |
                    \          ..__|  are you sure |
                     \.......--    | that formula  |
                                   |  is right?    |
                                    `----. .------'
 ___.____                         _....  |/  __
_.-      `                   ,'"         _     '`..
'          \               .-    _      (O\      `+
            |              /    /O)     /( )      |
            |              |   ( )\      ='       |
    (\"/)   |              |    `=               _/
   (>(")<) /'             |.             /- ---''
\,.-(/\)\)'                `.           /
                             ''-------''

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"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 22 Nov 2001 16:53 · permalink
On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:11:26 +0100, Marion Koslowski
<M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote:

>Joaquim Almgren Gandara - Wed, 21 Nov 2001 21:14:19 +0100
>
>>>   .   .      .   .
>>>  / \ / \    / \ / \
>>> /___V___\  /___V___\
>>> |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|
>>> | X | \ |  | X | X |
>>> |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|
>>
>>This step doesn't look legal to me. You're lifting the "pen". :)
>
>No, this step is O.K., but his first line was a cheat. :)
>
>Ma�ion

if he drew the first one so that the upper horizonal line was the last
stroke to the right then it's ok (and possible)

so neither of you are right..

but he still cheated, take a close look at the syllables

>  .          .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .
> / \        / \   \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \
>/___\___   /___\___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\
>|\ /|      |\ /|      |\ /|      |\ /|\     |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|  |\ /|\ /|
>| X |      | X |      | X |      | X | \    | X | \ |  | X | X |  | X | X |
>|/_\|      |/_\|      |/_\|      |/_\|  \   |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|  |/_\|/_\|
>             
>...und       neben  -    an         der       Weih   -   nachts  -   mann.
     ^          ^          ^          ^          ^           ^       ^
     1          2          1          1          1           1       1

one moment...  TWO?
there's where he cheated.

heheh :) got you marco

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On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 17:53:42 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
<las...@lastfuture.de> tried to confuse everyone with this message:

>On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:11:26 +0100, Marion Koslowski
><M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote:
>
>>Joaquim Almgren Gandara - Wed, 21 Nov 2001 21:14:19 +0100
>>
>>>>   .   .      .   .
>>>>  / \ / \    / \ / \
>>>> /___V___\  /___V___\
>>>> |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|
>>>> | X | \ |  | X | X |
>>>> |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|
>>>
>>>This step doesn't look legal to me. You're lifting the "pen". :)
>>
>>No, this step is O.K., but his first line was a cheat. :)
>>
>>Ma�ion
>
>if he drew the first one so that the upper horizonal line was the last
>stroke to the right then it's ok (and possible)
>

It's impossible to draw the first one that way.

>so neither of you are right..
>
>but he still cheated, take a close look at the syllables
>
>>  .          .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .
>> / \        / \   \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \
>>/___\___   /___\___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\
>>|\ /|      |\ /|      |\ /|      |\ /|\     |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|  |\ /|\ /|
>>| X |      | X |      | X |      | X | \    | X | \ |  | X | X |  | X | X |
>>|/_\|      |/_\|      |/_\|      |/_\|  \   |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|  |/_\|/_\|
>>             
>>...und       neben  -    an         der       Weih   -   nachts  -   mann.
>     ^          ^          ^          ^          ^           ^       ^
>     1          2          1          1          1           1       1
>
>one moment...  TWO?
>there's where he cheated.
>

Can anyone explain that to me? How are you using this rhyme to draw lines???

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"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> 22 Nov 2001 18:53 · permalink
On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 18:35:21 GMT, gru...@mail.ru (Timofei Shatrov)
wrote:

>On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 17:53:42 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt"
><las...@lastfuture.de> tried to confuse everyone with this message:
>
>>On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 22:11:26 +0100, Marion Koslowski
>><M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote:
>>
>>>Joaquim Almgren Gandara - Wed, 21 Nov 2001 21:14:19 +0100
>>>
>>>>>   .   .      .   .
>>>>>  / \ / \    / \ / \
>>>>> /___V___\  /___V___\
>>>>> |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|
>>>>> | X | \ |  | X | X |
>>>>> |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|
>>>>
>>>>This step doesn't look legal to me. You're lifting the "pen". :)
>>>
>>>No, this step is O.K., but his first line was a cheat. :)
>>>
>>>Ma�ion
>>
>>if he drew the first one so that the upper horizonal line was the last
>>stroke to the right then it's ok (and possible)
>>
>
>It's impossible to draw the first one that way.

oops you're right.. sorry

>>so neither of you are right..
>>
>>but he still cheated, take a close look at the syllables
>>
>>>  .          .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .      .   .
>>> / \        / \   \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \    / \ / \
>>>/___\___   /___\___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\  /___V___\
>>>|\ /|      |\ /|      |\ /|      |\ /|\     |\ /|\  |  |\ /|\ /|  |\ /|\ /|
>>>| X |      | X |      | X |      | X | \    | X | \ |  | X | X |  | X | X |
>>>|/_\|      |/_\|      |/_\|      |/_\|  \   |/_\|  \|  |/_\|/ \|  |/_\|/_\|
>>>             
>>>...und       neben  -    an         der       Weih   -   nachts  -   mann.
>>     ^          ^          ^          ^          ^           ^       ^
>>     1          2          1          1          1           1       1
>>
>>one moment...  TWO?
>>there's where he cheated.
>>
>
>Can anyone explain that to me? How are you using this rhyme to draw lines???

it's a small rhyme and every syllable is one line it's not in any way
related to the directions of the lines or so..

in english the rhyme would be "this is the house of santa claus" or
something

Marco Kirschke <Mar...@gmx.de> ASCII art 22 Nov 2001 19:02 · permalink
Hi Marion,.

Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> schrieb folgendes:

>No, this step is O.K., but his first line was a cheat. :)

Yes. You're right. :)
         .   .   .   .   .   .   .     .     .     .     .     .     .
        /   / \ /_\ /_\ /_\ /_\ /_\   /_\   /_\_  /_\_  /_\_  /_\_  /_\_ 
     \   \   \   \  |\  |X  |X| |X|   |X|\  |X|\  |X|X  |X|X  |X|X  |X|X|
""" """ """ """ """ """ """ """ """"" """"" """"" """"" ""\"" ""\"/ ""\"/ 
                                                           '     '     '

Ciao,
 _________________________________________       _        _____
|  |  |  _  |  _  |  ___|     |  |  |     |     |_|  __  |   _ |
|     |     |    _|___  |  ---|     |  |  |      _  |__| |   __| 
|_|_|_|__|__|__|__|_____|_____|__|__|_____|     |_|      |__| 

CeeJay <use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 01:24 · permalink
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2001, joris bellenger wrote:
>
> > Mel wrote:
> > >
> > > it's fine... I want to see you... au natural... :-)

I have an unedited picture at :
http://obelix.dating.dk/Pictures/ValidPics/227961.jpg

> >
> >        Natural?
> >            \               That's a fancy
> >                  `,     word for naked.
> >               ___ #       \_    /_,/\
> >               |/  ?            /"   (
> >               | , )\          .Y___ /
> >               /__/\ \____         \(__
> >          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
> >        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
> >       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
> >        '-'      |\/           b'ger
> >
> > joris

Hehehe .. Ralf's right .. and I'm sorry to disappoint but it's no nude image ..
I have most of my clothes on


> Comme ce-ci? [Like this?]
>
>
>                                _________-----,
>                               /\       /    /\
>                              /        /____/ _\
>                              \      /     _o//__
>              _  |             \    /_______    /
>                     / _        \  /      |    |
>                                 \/       |____|
>
>              \/|,   .'''''     |\/
>               \))   */*  D   -((/   / _
>                )|   \_7 (     |(
>               / |_____| |_____| \
>               \____    -    ____/
>                    \.  %  .|
>                     |  '   |
>                     |  ,   |
>                      \ (   (
>                     /  %%   )
>                    /   (/   \
>                   /   / |   /
>                  (,  /  (, (
>                   \  )   |  )
>                    \ |   | /
>                     \|   |/                   _
>                   __/(   )\__            ___,/ ',_
>      b'ger ,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/  \-  / |-,_
>                                        /\___._/ /-'_ \
>                                               \_.-'
> [Found on joris' website.]

Nahh .. more like this :

        \/|,   .'''''     |\/
         \))   */*  D   -((/   / _
          )|   \_7 (     |(
         / |_____| |_____| \
         \____    -    ____/
              \.  %  .|
               |_ '   |
               (/\    |
                \ \   (
               / \ \   )
              /  (Y/)  \
             /   /""   /
            (,  /  (, (
             \  )   |  )
              \ |   | /
               \|   |/                   _
             __/(   )\__            ___,/ ',_
b'ger ,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/  \-  / |-,_
                                  /\___._/ /-'_ \
                                         \_.-'

It must be so hard for Joris
*ggg*

Philip Newton <pne...@newton.digitalspace.net> writes:

>On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:11:33 +0100, Marion Koslowski
><M...@Kasperhausen.de> wrote:
>
>> Do you all know this one, too?
>> 
>>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
>>   |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
>>   |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
>>   |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
>>   |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
>>   |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
>>   | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
>>   |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
>>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>>   | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.|
>>   +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
>
>+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+
>|   .          |   .          |   .          |   .          |
>|  / \         |  / \         |  / \         |  / \         |
>| /___\        | /___\        | /___\        | /___\        |
>| |\ /|        | |\ /|    \   | |\ /|   |\   | |\ /|   |\ / |
>| | X |        | | X |     \  | | X |   | \  | | X |   | X  |
>| |/_\|_______ | |/_\|______\ | |/_\|___|__\ | |/_\|___|/_\ |
>|              |              |              |              |
>+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+
>|    und       |     ne-      |    ben-      |      an      |
>+--------------+--------------+--------------+--------------+
>
>+--------------+--------------+---------------+----------kOs--+
>|   .          |   .       .  |   .       .   |   .       .   |
>|  / \         |  / \     /   |  / \     / \  |  / \     / \  |
>| /___\    ___ | /___\   /___ | /___\   /___\ | /___\   /___\ |
>| |\ /|   |\ / | |\ /|   |\ / | |\ /|   |\ /  | |\ /|   |\ /| |
>| | X |   | X  | | X |   | X  | | X |   | X   | | X |   | X | |
>| |/_\|___|/_\ | |/_\|___|/_\ | |/_\|___|/_\  | |/_\|___|/_\| |
>|              |              |               |               |
>+--------------+--------------+---------------+---------------+
>|     vom      |    Weih-     |    nachts-    |     mann.     |
>+--------------+--------------+---------------+---------------+
>
>That's how I know the continuation. (To be more elegant, the final
>stroke of the Nikolaushaus should be the bottom horizontal line, so you
>can immediately continue on to the right without having to turn.

I know the continuation as follows:

+-----------+-------------+-------------+-------------+-------------+
|   .       |   .         |   .         |   .    .    |   .    .    |
|  / \      |  / \        |  / \        |  / \  /     |  / \  / \   |
| /___\     | /___\       | /___\_____  | /___\/____  | /___\/___\  |
| |\ /|     | |\ /|     | | |\ /|     | | |\ /|     | | |\ /|     | |
| | X |     | | X |     | | | X |     | | | X |     | | | X |     | |
| |/_\|____ | |/_\|_____| | |/_\|_____| | |/_\|_____| | |/_\|_____| |
|           |             |             |             |             |
+-----------+-------------+-------------+-------------+-------------+
|    und    |     ne-     |     ben-    |      an     |     vom     |
+-----------+-------------+-------------+-------------+-------------+

+-------------+-------------+---kOs/|=VV--+
|   .    .    |   .    . _  |   .    . _  |
|  / \  / \ | |  / \  / \ | |  / \  / V | |
| /___\/___\| | /___\/___\| | /___\/___\| |
| |\ /|     | | |\ /|     | | |\ /|     | |
| | X |     | | | X |     | | | X |     | |
| |/_\|_____| | |/_\|_____| | |/_\|_____| |
|             |             |             |
+-------------+-------------+-------------+
|    Weih-    |   nachts-   |    mann.    |
+-------------+-------------+-------------+

Frank, doing his first-timer
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draussen (dahin kommt man durch die sogenannte Haustuere, das ist dort, wo
der Mann vom Pizza-Service immer klingelt) umzuschauen. Frank K�nzel in dag�

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 10:45 · permalink
On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 10:45:25 +0000, Veronica Karlsson
<asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Taliszanna wrote:
>>                              ZUbZU8u
>>                         AoMMMMMMMMMMMMMub
>>                        RMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:
>>                      b@      :32::;;7o7..Ab:
>>                     MMEEMNHU7288EMR32U@EARHMMU
>>                     MM@HM@MMMNNMMMMHAHMHME@@M7
>>                    MMMMMMMMHMMMMM 7M@@NHNRHHMM2
>>                   MMHMMMMMMMMHNMM  MH@HNH@MMNMN
>>                   MMMR.  Z2EMMMMM ;MMMMMMMRMHMH
>>                   MHMR        .37 ,8.       @ME
>>                   MEMA;2R2,2Zo  .   o8Z;;8 ;HMN
>>                   MAMR32RNNMMARE3,;ZbuuU83ooMMR
>>                   MUM@: ;28o    .; :;3@MMZ 2NME
>>                   M8M@;      ;;:;:;:.      ;NMb
>>                   MRMMo :o,;;;:,,.:.;;,,:, bMMZ
>>                  MMHRMA  7,:::,:;.o.,;:.:  RHHMM       7
>>                  MR@EMM2  ;7, ,o7o8   :,: ;MMENE       M
>>         7M       MAHNHMM:  ;.3MMHMMMH2., ,MMM@MMM3u@MMMM
>>        RZ       uME@NHHMMM   ZMMo,ZMb.  R;,MMHHNMMMMMMMM M
>>     7MMMM       MH@H@HHEHMMA   UMM2   EMMM32EMM@RMRMAbNMMM
>>    .MM@MM     :MMHHENHHNMMMMMMo    3MMMHMMMR@MMMMMMMM@EMMM
>>    MMH@NMM   MMMHNNEMMMMMMME3HMMMMMMMMH2A@       .7A@NNMMMZHMR. 3
>>   MM@H@HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM2   7MMMMMM7MMMMH7            ;388ZZu8ARU;
>>   MMNHNNHNHMMMMMMMH:          3bMMMR;    u2ZARAU27,,,          ,27Mo
>>   ,MMMMNMMMMMM@2    72ZZ2uu,        3ZZ88u7:.  .:7;:7;:7:;;:;;;7;.bM7
>>      MMMME3    .,.3;o22u8@u8ubb2,;.2,,77;,77;:;o:,o:;;:;:;:;;;::,7.
><snip>
>
>
>                           .odHbHHMAbo.                              
>                         dMMMMMMMMMMMMMHb                            
>                      .dMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.                          
>                     dP      .::..;;:::..Yb.                         
>                    dMHHMHHH::MMHMH::HMHHHHMb                       
>                    MMMHMMMMMHHMMMMHHHMHMHMMMb                       
>                   dMMMMMMMHMMMMM :MMMHHHHHHMMb                      
>                  dMHMMMMMMMMHHMM  MHMHHHMMMHMM                      
>                  MMMH.  V:HMMMMV ;MMMMMMMHMHMM                      
>                  MHMH  .:::. .   .V..:::.  MMM                      
>                  MHMH::d:.:b:  ..  :dH::M :HMM                      
>                  MHMH::YHHMMHHP: :dbHHHb:::MMM                      
>                  MHMM. ::V:    . :.::YMMP :HMM                      
>                  MMMM:      ::.: :..      :HMM                      
>                  MHMM: .:.:::.:..;:::.... dMMM                      
>                 dMHHMb  :.... .:....:...  HHHMb       :             
>                 MHMHMM:  ::. .::::.  ... :MMHHH       d             
>        dP       MHHHHMb.  :.:dMHMMMb:.. .dMMMMMb:dMMMMM             
>      .dH       dMHMHHHMMb.  YMb:.dMP.  d;,MMHHHMMMMMMMM.d           
>     dMMM       MHMHMHHHHMMb.  YMMP   dMMM::HMMMHMHMHbHMMM           
>   .dMMMM     .dMHHHHHHHMMMMMb.    .dMMHMMMHMMMMMMMMMMHMMP           
>   MMHMHMb. .dMMHHHHMMMMMMMH:HMMMMMMMMH:HP        `YMHHMMMHHMb.     
>  dMMHMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP'   `YMMMMM:MMMMP'             `YMHHHMHHH;    
>  YMHHHHHHHMMMMMMMP'          `YMMMP'     :dHHHP::,,,         ,::A 

<snip>

wow! well done VK!

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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 11:46 · permalink
Peter Punk wrote:
<snip>
> I have a website, but i have no background. I have done that on purpose so that
> it lods faster, i even tried to think of those that use Lynx (just go there and
> compare it to what's displayed in a mor recent graphical browser) or browsers
> that don't support frames (like my copy of Lynx).

If you have a background image or not makes absolutely no difference in
Lynx. It does make a difference in e.g. Netscape, so it may be polite to
avoid too "wild" backgrounds for those users, but the Lynx users won't
notice the difference.


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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 14:30 · permalink
Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt wrote:
> Bateau wrote:
> >>            Natural art? Here you go.
> >>                 \_
> >>                       /\,_\
> >>                       ) _ "\
> >>                       \ (__Y.
> >>                        )/
> >>              _________//    ___
> >>              \ ____`   \   /_, \
> >>              _))  / . . \ // |//
> >>             /  ,)/    /\ '/
> >>             \\\\/  , /  \/
> >>                / _ _/
> >>               /\( U\\
> >>              // \\  \\
> >>             //   ))  ))
> >>            //   //  //
> >>           (/   //_ //__
> >>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
> >
> >Shouldn't he have more nipples?
> 
> wouldn't he be a she then?
> 
> and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
> -scared-

Don't be scared. This kitty looks intact to me. The "beans" are right
there (the 'U' in the picture). The "sausage" is pulled into that same
'U' (boy kitties are constructed that way).


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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 14:30 · permalink
Taliszanna wrote:
> Bateau wrote:
> >
> > Yes, he's a cat. So don't male cats have the same amount of nipples as
> > female cats?
> 
>         No.  They don't need to feed their young.

Then those un-altered, male cats we had when I was a kid must have been
freaks, because IIRC they had two long rows of nipples, just like the
lady cats.


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CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 24 Nov 2001 23:07 · permalink
Timofei Shatrov writes
>
>>
>>>
>> .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
>> |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
>> |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
>> |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
>> |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
>> |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
>> |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
>> |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
>> |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
>> |       |       |       |         |                 |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
>> |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>> | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa | RU
>> |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+ 
>> | point | point |virgule| ligne   | La face de la   | FR
>> |       |       |       |         | Lune est finie  |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
   | dot   | dot   |comma  | dash    | moon's face     | UK common
   |       |       |       |         | in a flash      |
>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'

what does 'zapyataya' mean ?
what are the chars called individually ? 
(just curious)
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 23:07:49 +0000, CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk>
tried to confuse everyone with this message:

>Timofei Shatrov writes
>>
>>>
>>>>
>>> .-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------.
>>> |       |       |       |         |    ,---.        |
>>> |   .   |  . .  |  . .  |  . .    |  ,' . . `.      |
>>> |       |       |   ,   |   ,     |  |   ,   :      |
>>> |       |       |       |   -     |  `   -   ,      |
>>> |       |       |       |         |   `..__,'       |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | Punkt | Punkt | Komma | Strich  | Fertig ist das  | DE
>>> |       |       |       |         | Mondgesicht!    |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> |Punktum|Punktum| Komma | Streg   | S�dan tegnes    | DK
>>> |       |       |       |         | Nikolaj!        |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | Point | Point | Comma | Line    | Moons face is   | UK
>>> |       |       |       |         | finished fine!  |
>>> |       |       |       |         |                 |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | kropka| kropka|kreska | kreska  | to jest morda   | PL
>>> |       |       |       |         | mego pieska     |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>>> | tochka| tochka|zapyataya        | vyshla rozhitsa | RU
>>> |       |       |                 |    kryvaya      | 
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+ 
>>> | point | point |virgule| ligne   | La face de la   | FR
>>> |       |       |       |         | Lune est finie  |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------------+
>   | dot   | dot   |comma  | dash    | moon's face     | UK common
>   |       |       |       |         | in a flash      |
>>> +-------+-------+-------+---------+-----------kOs---'
>
>what does 'zapyataya' mean ?

Comma.


-- 
GRUE@|And to auoide tediouse repetition of these woordes: is equalle to:
MAIL|I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles of
RU|one lengthe, thus ===, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle.
GRUE.FREESERVERS.COM|Robert Recorde,"The Whetstone of Witte',1557.[4*72]

Peter Punk <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> ASCII art 25 Nov 2001 22:04 · permalink
On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 14:30:04 +0000, Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com>
provoked the following text:

>> >>            Natural art? Here you go.
>> >>                 \_
>> >>                       /\,_\
>> >>                       ) _ "\
>> >>                       \ (__Y.
>> >>                        )/
>> >>              _________//    ___
>> >>              \ ____`   \   /_, \
>> >>              _))  / . . \ // |//
>> >>             /  ,)/    /\ '/
>> >>             \\\\/  , /  \/
>> >>                / _ _/
>> >>               /\( U\\
>> >>              // \\  \\
>> >>             //   ))  ))
>> >>            //   //  //
>> >>           (/   //_ //__
>> >>     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
>> >
>> >Shouldn't he have more nipples?
>> 
>> wouldn't he be a she then?
>> 
>> and by the way.. he has a saussage.. but.. where are his beans!?!?
>> -scared-
>
>Don't be scared. This kitty looks intact to me. The "beans" are right
>there (the 'U' in the picture). The "sausage" is pulled into that same
>'U' (boy kitties are constructed that way).

You seem to know a lot of a cat's anatomy. Makes me wonder about your "love" for
animals :-))))))) (just kidding, notice that oversized smiley)

Just noticed this:
                         /\,_\
                         ) _ "\
                         \ (__Y.
                          )/
                _________//    ___
                \ ____`   \   /_, \
                _))  / . . \ // |//
               /  ,)/    /\ '/
               \\\\/  , /  \/
Take these =>     / _ _/
  lines    =>    /\( U\\
                // \\  \\
               //   ))  ))
              //   //  //
             (/   //_ //__
       b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\

Clean them     _ 
 up a bit   ( U\\

Add a couple     __
  of lines    ( U\\=

Finish it off with      _ _
a couple of spaces  ( U \ \=

And what does it say? Right, "Cute"!
So what do you have to say for yourself Joris? :-)
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 11:46:57 +0000, Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com>
provoked the following text:

>> I have a website, but i have no background. I have done that on purpose so that
>> it lods faster, i even tried to think of those that use Lynx (just go there and
>> compare it to what's displayed in a mor recent graphical browser) or browsers
>> that don't support frames (like my copy of Lynx).
>
>If you have a background image or not makes absolutely no difference in
>Lynx. 

I know, i do have Lynx (Win32 version, v2.8.4dev.16), that's how i checked for
Lynx compatibility. Besides, i was talking about the lack of frames support in
my copy of Lynx, perhaps that's different in more recent versions, i don't know.

>It does make a difference in e.g. Netscape, so it may be polite to
>avoid too "wild" backgrounds for those users, but the Lynx users won't
>notice the difference.

I also tested the page in NS, both v4.7 and v6.0.

Why don't you take a look and see how i have optimised my backgrounds?
The URL is http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/


Peter Punk wrote:


>                \\\\/  , /  \/
> Take these =>     / _ _/
>   lines    =>    /\( U\\
>                 // \\  \\
>                //   ))  ))
>               //   //  //
>              (/   //_ //__
>        b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\
> 
> Clean them     _
>  up a bit   ( U\\
> 
> Add a couple     __
>   of lines    ( U\\=
> 
> Finish it off with      _ _
> a couple of spaces  ( U \ \=
> 
> And what does it say? Right, "Cute"!
> So what do you have to say for yourself Joris? :-)

I'd say:
-Clean them up a bit
-Add a couple of lines
-Finish it off with a couple of spaces

...and you've got a fish.

      _/
   <6)(((=<
      \


;)
joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 26 Nov 2001 15:56 · permalink

Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> Don't be scared. This kitty looks intact to me. The "beans" are right
> there (the 'U' in the picture). The "sausage" is pulled into that same
> 'U' (boy kitties are constructed that way).
> 

                     Errrr, I knew that...
                              /
                       /\,_\
            ___        )   "\      ....of course.
           /           \ ___Y.     _/
   Sure thing...        )/
              _________//    ___
              \ ____`   \   /_, \       __
              _))  / . . \ // |//         \
             /  ,)/    /\ '/        ....no problem.
             \\\\/  , /  \/      \
                / _ _/           See?
               /\( U\\           ...told you.
              // \\  \\
             //   ))  ))
            //   //  //
           (/   //_ //__
     b'ger     (__\\\ _\\\

joris

Tálíszanná WhiteCrow ("Her Poopiness") <taliszanna@usask.ca> 26 Nov 2001 21:15 · permalink
CeeJay wrote:
> 
> I have an unedited picture at :
> http://obelix.dating.dk/Pictures/ValidPics/227961.jpg

       That's a great pic, CeeJay!~ :)

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On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 16:45:56 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
provoked the following text:

>> Take these =>     / _ _/
>>   lines    =>    /\( U\\
>> 
>> Clean them     _
>>  up a bit   ( U\\
>> 
>> Add a couple     __
>>   of lines    ( U\\=
>> 
>> Finish it off with      _ _
>> a couple of spaces  ( U \ \=
>> 
>> And what does it say? Right, "Cute"!
>> So what do you have to say for yourself Joris? :-)
>
>I'd say:
>-Clean them up a bit
>-Add a couple of lines
>-Finish it off with a couple of spaces
>
>...and you've got a fish.
>
>      _/
>   <6)(((=<
>      \

Show me a cute fish and i'll show you... errmmm... No, i'll save that for
another NG :-)
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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 27 Nov 2001 15:23 · permalink
On Mon, 26 Nov 2001, Peter Punk wrote:

> On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 16:45:56 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >      _/
> >   <6)(((=<
> >      \
> 
> Show me a cute fish and i'll show you... errmmm... No, i'll save that for
> another NG :-)

	Hmm... oddly, the fish appears dead to me.  **raises one eyebrow**
I think that it is because of the 3 "("s.

      _f
   <o)]]]={
      \      b'ger/TAL

        Now it's a baby shark.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

> CeeJay wrote:
> >
> > I have an unedited picture at :
> > http://obelix.dating.dk/Pictures/ValidPics/227961.jpg
>
>        That's a great pic, CeeJay!~ :)

Thats because I'm so goodlooking :)
And because I had a friend of mine, who is also (like myself) interested in
photography, take the picture.

On Tue, 27 Nov 2001 09:23:20 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >      _/
>> >   <6)(((=<
>> >      \
>> 
>> Show me a cute fish and i'll show you... errmmm... No, i'll save that for
>> another NG :-)
>
>	Hmm... oddly, the fish appears dead to me.  **raises one eyebrow**
>I think that it is because of the 3 "("s.

Tali!!! Nice to see you are still around to make me miserable! :-))))

>      _f
>   <o)]]]={
>      \      b'ger/TAL
>
>        Now it's a baby shark.

I felt something lacked in the pic, so i have diddled it to my interpretation

      /|   /
   <o)]]]={
      \ `     b'ger/TAL

Oh, and this is a dead baby shark:

      /|   /
   <x)]]]={
      \ `     b'ger/TAL
-- 
        Peter Punk
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        ---\\\\---
          /    \

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* Peter Punk <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> [2001-11-26 01:02]:
> I know, i do have Lynx (Win32 version, v2.8.4dev.16), that's how i
> checked for Lynx compatibility. Besides, i was talking about the lack
> of frames support in my copy of Lynx, perhaps that's different in more
> recent versions, i don't know.

 Lynx *does* support frames.  Didn't you notice?  It shows you the links
to the different parts of the frame.

   FRAME: top
   FRAME: main
   FRAME: bottom

.. *is* frame support. lynx simply don't render frames.  That doesn't
mean it isn't able to recognize them.  And to be honest, I guess it
never will.

 If you are looking for a textmode browser that renders frames then give
w3m a try -- it's also available in a win32 version.

> Why don't you take a look and see how i have optimised my backgrounds?
> The URL is http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/

 You can take a snapshot of how w3m would display it at
<http://www.w3m.org/> ...  *hmm*  Seems to be down currently (the
text-script, not the page itself).  Maybe you have better luck.  But you
can at least look at some screen-shots at that page, too.

 So long!
Alfie
P.S.: Please keep even your text-lines to about 74 characters or so at a
maximum, it makes them better to read - there are people that use only
80 character wide displays.
-- 
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On 29 Nov 2001 14:31:31 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> provoked the
following text:

>> I know, i do have Lynx (Win32 version, v2.8.4dev.16), that's how i
>> checked for Lynx compatibility. Besides, i was talking about the lack
>> of frames support in my copy of Lynx, perhaps that's different in more
>> recent versions, i don't know.
>
> Lynx *does* support frames.  Didn't you notice?  It shows you the links
>to the different parts of the frame.
>
>   FRAME: top
>   FRAME: main
>   FRAME: bottom
>
>.. *is* frame support. lynx simply don't render frames.  That doesn't
>mean it isn't able to recognize them.  And to be honest, I guess it
>never will.

Dang, i never noticed but now that you mention it i see it.

But what i meant was to actually render the frames as you said. I didn't mean it
as a form of critisism, but more as a fact.

> If you are looking for a textmode browser that renders frames then give
>w3m a try -- it's also available in a win32 version.

I am not, but thanks for thinking with me.
I am not looking for a textmode browser, i _was_ at one point looking for a
browser as basic as possible and i think Lynx is as basic as it gets. I only
used it to test my website.

>> Why don't you take a look and see how i have optimised my backgrounds?
>> The URL is http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/
>
> You can take a snapshot of how w3m would display it at
><http://www.w3m.org/> ...  

Or.... You could take a look for yourself instead of suggesting links.

>*hmm*  Seems to be down currently (the
>text-script, not the page itself).  Maybe you have better luck.  But you
>can at least look at some screen-shots at that page, too.

Looks nice, and i hope many peole will use it, but i don't think i will.

>Alfie
>P.S.: Please keep even your text-lines to about 74 characters or so at a
>maximum, it makes them better to read - there are people that use only
>80 character wide displays.

Ermmm... Context? 
Did you mean my website or my posts?
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Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> ASCII art 30 Nov 2001 22:29 · permalink
* Donderfliegen <ppu...@damthatspam.chello.nl> [2001-11-29 22:33]:
> But what i meant was to actually render the frames as you said. I
> didn't mean it as a form of critisism, but more as a fact.

 I didn't take it that way, I was just trying to clearify this long
lasting misunderstanding :)  In fact, lynx was one of the first browsers
who supported frames, faster than most graphical ones.

> I am not, but thanks for thinking with me.
> I am not looking for a textmode browser, i _was_ at one point looking for a
> browser as basic as possible and i think Lynx is as basic as it gets. I only
> used it to test my website.

 lynx is really basic, yes.  But I personally wouldn't rely on any
browser that isn't even possible to render simple tables in a useable
fasion.  w3m does that, and if you want to switch off rendering of
frames you can do that in the options.

>> You can take a snapshot of how w3m would display it at
>><http://www.w3m.org/> ...  
> 
> Or.... You could take a look for yourself instead of suggesting links.

 or.... you can read the very next paragraph to see that I have done
that :)

>>*hmm*  Seems to be down currently (the
>>text-script, not the page itself).  Maybe you have better luck.  But you
>>can at least look at some screen-shots at that page, too.
> 
> Looks nice, and i hope many peole will use it, but i don't think i will.

 I am most of the times just showing alternatives.  I don't want to push
anyone in any direction.  I personally am fully behind the fact that
most people should make up their own mind and don't need any leaders.
On the other hand there is one thing they need: Someone who shows them
that there are alternatives....

>>P.S.: Please keep even your text-lines to about 74 characters or so at a
>>maximum, it makes them better to read - there are people that use only
>>80 character wide displays.
> 
> Ermmm... Context? 
> Did you mean my website or my posts?

 Your post but not really just your post.  It seems to be a general
habit nowadays that people use wider lines so it's hard to read them on
theirself and makes it even harder when they are quoted...  It's the
same rule that most people aply to their ascii arts itself, I simply
don't understand it why they don't use it on their regular text
either...

 obASCII:
               /"\   /"\         __ 
on request:   |oO`| /.'O\   \ \_/_
(lava lamps)   \o/  \ o /  /_\ /
               /_\   \n/

 So long!
Alfie
-- 
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                                  -- Craig Small, d-n-a@l.d.o

On 30 Nov 2001 22:29:41 GMT, Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> provoked
the following text:

>>> You can take a snapshot of how w3m would display it at
>>><http://www.w3m.org/> ...  
>> 
>> Or.... You could take a look for yourself instead of suggesting links.
>
> or.... you can read the very next paragraph to see that I have done
>that :)

Actually, i meant that you should take a look at _my_ page.

>>>*hmm*  Seems to be down currently (the
>>>text-script, not the page itself).  Maybe you have better luck.  But you
>>>can at least look at some screen-shots at that page, too.
>> 
>> Looks nice, and i hope many peole will use it, but i don't think i will.
>
> I am most of the times just showing alternatives.  I don't want to push
>anyone in any direction.  

I didn't take it that way, don't worry.

>I personally am fully behind the fact that
>most people should make up their own mind and don't need any leaders.
>On the other hand there is one thing they need: Someone who shows them
>that there are alternatives....

Yup, so true!

>>>P.S.: Please keep even your text-lines to about 74 characters or so at a
>>>maximum, it makes them better to read - there are people that use only
>>>80 character wide displays.
>> 
>> Ermmm... Context? 
>> Did you mean my website or my posts?
>
> Your post but not really just your post.  It seems to be a general
>habit nowadays that people use wider lines so it's hard to read them on
>theirself and makes it even harder when they are quoted...  It's the
>same rule that most people aply to their ascii arts itself, I simply
>don't understand it why they don't use it on their regular text
>either...

Let me check my settings for a sec...
Oops... I honestly thought i've had my width at 76, my bad. It's fixed now.

ObASCII:

The incedible vanishing cat.

           Am i gone yet?
   |\___/| _.'
   | _ _ |
   | 0 0 |
    \_Y_/   
-- 
        Peter Punk
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          /    \

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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 2 Dec 2001 17:45 · permalink
On Tue, 27 Nov 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Tue, 27 Nov 2001 09:23:20 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> Tali!!! Nice to see you are still around to make me miserable! :-))))

	~ lol ~  Yeah, I'm still here... just not always *here*.


> I felt something lacked in the pic, so i have diddled it to my interpretation
> 
>       /|   /
>    <o)]]]={
>       \ `     b'ger/TAL


	Great stuff!


> Oh, and this is a dead baby shark:
> 
>       /|   /
>    <x)]]]={
>       \ `     b'ger/TAL


	Heh, heh....

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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                                  -- Arabian Proverb 

On Sun, 2 Dec 2001 11:45:14 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> Tali!!! Nice to see you are still around to make me miserable! :-))))
>	~ lol ~  Yeah, I'm still here... just not always *here*.

Pity though...

>> I felt something lacked in the pic, so i have diddled it to my interpretation
>> 
>>       /|   /
>>    <o)]]]={
>>       \ `     b'ger/TAL
>
>	Great stuff!

Neh, it's just a diddle. I suck at drawing, i never seem to be able to
produce something worthwile from scratch, but i can diddle the smaller
stuff.

>> Oh, and this is a dead baby shark:
>> 
>>       /|   /
>>    <x)]]]={
>>       \ `     b'ger/TAL
>
>	Heh, heh....

Now you know the difference :-))
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On Sun, 2 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Sun, 2 Dec 2001 11:45:14 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >	~ lol ~  Yeah, I'm still here... just not always *here*.
> 
> Pity though...

	[*chuckle*]  I meant that I'm still a part of the forum, I'm just
not always at my house -- not the other way 'round.

> >	Great stuff!
> 
> Neh, it's just a diddle. I suck at drawing, i never seem to be able to
> produce something worthwile from scratch, but i can diddle the smaller
> stuff.

	I find that hard to believe.

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                                  -- Arabian Proverb 

Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 4 Dec 2001 20:00 · permalink
On Mon, 3 Dec 2001 20:39:40 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >	Great stuff!
>> 
>> Neh, it's just a diddle. I suck at drawing, i never seem to be able to
>> produce something worthwile from scratch, but i can diddle the smaller
>> stuff.
>
>	I find that hard to believe.

When was the last time when you saw me posting original stuff that looks
good as well? That fish i posted the other day? It sucked, looks like utter
shite compared to what i can produce with a pencil and paper.
Really, i disappointed myself so many times trying to draw something in
ASCII, but i just can't picture a line and overlay it with a character. That
is just not my talent.
I do have other talents. I am good at solving computer-related problems, i
am patient when a digibetic just doesn't know how to print a document. I can
draw on paper, i can play music, i know how to drive and a lot more, but
drawing original ASCII-art is not one of my talents.
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MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 4 Dec 2001 21:18 · permalink
On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:00:25 GMT, ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) wrote:

 --------8<---------

>I do have other talents. I am good at solving computer-related problems, i
>am patient when a digibetic just doesn't know how to print a document. 
 new geek term?    ^^^^^^^^^ 

diabetes root: : any of certain abnormal conditions characterized by the 
secretion and excretion of excessive amounts of urine.
so is a digibetic a person who pees their pants when attempting to use the 
computer?

how about these
digirati: Those comfortable with, and knowledgable about computers.
digiphobic: fear of digital devices
diginified? dignify by digital means?
digiplegia: paralyzed by computers
digitorium: Computer room?
how about
ASCIIidium: small ASCII picture, esp; small ObASCII
ASCIIorium?


ObASCII: push scooter with squeeze horn

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             _| 
            (_|=<
 ___         _|
',-.\       /,|.
: o :=======: o :
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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 5 Dec 2001 20:47 · permalink
On 04 Dec 2001 21:18:14 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP)
provoked the following text:

>>I do have other talents. I am good at solving computer-related problems, i
>>am patient when a digibetic just doesn't know how to print a document. 
> new geek term?    ^^^^^^^^^ 

Not so new anymore, it is a pretty well-known Dutch term which i Anglified.

>diabetes root: : any of certain abnormal conditions characterized by the 
>secretion and excretion of excessive amounts of urine.
>so is a digibetic a person who pees their pants when attempting to use the 
>computer?

LOL!!!

It is actually a contraction of "digital analphabetic"

>how about these
>digirati: Those comfortable with, and knowledgable about computers.

Sounds about right, doesn't it? That would make me a digiratus.

>digiphobic: fear of digital devices

My mom.

>diginified? dignify by digital means?

My computer.

>digiplegia: paralyzed by computers

My uncle. He tried to balance a PS/2 on his head, it's a nasty story :-))

>digitorium: Computer room?

My living room.

>how about
>ASCIIidium: small ASCII picture, esp; small ObASCII
>ASCIIorium?

ASCIItorium: ASCII chatroom.

Or how about "toiletarium"?
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MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 6 Dec 2001 01:33 · permalink
On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 20:47:05 GMT, ppu...@chello.balls.nl (Donderfliegen) wrote:

>On 04 Dec 2001 21:18:14 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP)
>provoked the following text:
>
>>>I do have other talents. I am good at solving computer-related problems, i
>>>am patient when a digibetic just doesn't know how to print a document. 
>> new geek term?    ^^^^^^^^^ 
>
>Not so new anymore, it is a pretty well-known Dutch term which i Anglified.
>
>>diabetes root: : any of certain abnormal conditions characterized by the 
>>secretion and excretion of excessive amounts of urine.
>>so is a digibetic a person who pees their pants when attempting to use the 
>>computer?
>
>LOL!!!
>
>It is actually a contraction of "digital analphabetic"

which took me a second to see that as an+alphabetic not anal+phabetic

but I like my definition better, and its almost as accurate as yours ;)

Digibetic: digitally illiterate, esp; One not familure with computers and
           prone to spontaneous urination while attempting to use one.
hows that?  };-)

>
>>how about these
>>digirati: Those comfortable with, and knowledgable about computers.
>
>Sounds about right, doesn't it? That would make me a digiratus.

                                       digitally valid? ^^^^^

>
>>digiphobic: fear of digital devices
>
>My mom.

Mine is getting better, sends regular e-mails, and forwards things too!

>
>>diginified? dignify by digital means?
>
>My computer.
>
>>digiplegia: paralyzed by computers
>
>My uncle. He tried to balance a PS/2 on his head, it's a nasty story :-))

I think I meant more paralized by fear of, maybe Digiphobeplegia

>
>>digitorium: Computer room?
>
>My living room.

(cough) mine too.

>
>>how about
>>ASCIIidium: small ASCII picture, esp; small ObASCII
>>ASCIIorium?
>
>ASCIItorium: ASCII chatroom.

hmm Maybe VK will have to rename her webchat huh?


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has a nice ring to it anyway

>
>Or how about "toiletarium"?

I hear people "go" there.


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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 6 Dec 2001 02:57 · permalink
On Tue, 4 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:
> 
> When was the last time when you saw me posting original stuff that looks
> good as well? 

	Keep in mind that I am a beginner still and I am also unaware of
what material that you post is new and what is not...  Personally, I liked
the fish. :)  Something doesn't need to be complicated to be lovely.


> That fish i posted the other day? It sucked, looks like utter
> shite compared to what i can produce with a pencil and paper.

       It is sometimes the same with me, but as a beginner I expect that
of my work and simply try to make it better as I go along.  I rather like
Sister Uber-Bob, however, and Grizselda grew on me quickly...

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                    | ____  /___\ __ |   If you give up faith in
                    ||___  /_____\ _||   yourself or do not keep
                    | __  zz| JJ | _ |   handy an open mind about
                    ||_  zzc;  7 ) _||   your work, of course it
                    | _ zzzzz\O_/z _ |     will suck! Patience!
                    ||_ zzzzz| |zzz_||               .
                    | _ zzzz\ ` / ,) |    ...........:
                    ||__ zzz \=/  )\ |
                 ___|___/ z;__/__:/ \|________
                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
               /           \M. .M/      (K )   \
              /                          ^^     \
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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 6 Dec 2001 16:40 · permalink
MJP wrote:
> (Donderfliegen) wrote:
> > 
> >ASCIItorium: ASCII chatroom.
> 
> hmm Maybe VK will have to rename her webchat huh?

Done.


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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 6 Dec 2001 21:22 · permalink
On 06 Dec 2001 01:33:37 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP)
provoked the following text:

>>>so is a digibetic a person who pees their pants when attempting to use the 
>>>computer?
>>LOL!!!
>>It is actually a contraction of "digital analphabetic"
>which took me a second to see that as an+alphabetic not anal+phabetic

LOL!!!  had the feeling you would after i typed it, so i left it the way it
is :-)

>but I like my definition better, and its almost as accurate as yours ;)
>Digibetic: digitally illiterate, esp; One not familure with computers and
>           prone to spontaneous urination while attempting to use one.
>hows that?  };-)

ROFL!!! We should start building a new dictionary :-))

>>>how about these
>>>digirati: Those comfortable with, and knowledgable about computers.
>>Sounds about right, doesn't it? That would make me a digiratus.
>                                       digitally valid? ^^^^^

No, if we are digirati(i), then i am a digiratus. Makes sense, doesn't it?
(i don't know what's the opposite of "plural", so i've put it this way)

>>>digiphobic: fear of digital devices
>>My mom.
>Mine is getting better, sends regular e-mails, and forwards things too!

I am _so_ jealous! I wish i had a mom like that.

>>>digitorium: Computer room?
>>My living room.
>(cough) mine too.

I have 2 in my livingroom and 3 more (in working order) in various rooms
around the house. I am not mentioning the ones that are busted or so old
that i can't (or won't) use them.

>>>how about
>>>ASCIIidium: small ASCII picture, esp; small ObASCII
>>>ASCIIorium?
>>ASCIItorium: ASCII chatroom.
>hmm Maybe VK will have to rename her webchat huh?
>    ___     ____  _____  ____  ____  __                 _
>   / _ |   / __/ / ___/ /  _/ /  _/ / /_  ___    ____  (_) __ __  __ _
>  / __ |  _\ \  / /__  _/ /  _/ /  / __/ / _ \  / __/ / / / // / /  ' \
> /_/ |_| /___/  \___/ /___/ /___/  \__/  \___/ /_/   /_/  \_,_/ /_/_/_/
>
>has a nice ring to it anyway

I don't know, people tend to grow quite attached to the name of something of
their own. Even if it's a terrible name (like "Miditation", a former website
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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 6 Dec 2001 21:23 · permalink
On Thu, 06 Dec 2001 16:40:08 +0000, Veronica Karlsson
<asc...@hotmail.com> provoked the following text:

>> >ASCIItorium: ASCII chatroom.
>> 
>> hmm Maybe VK will have to rename her webchat huh?
>
>Done.
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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 6 Dec 2001 21:32 · permalink
On Wed, 5 Dec 2001 20:57:24 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> When was the last time when you saw me posting original stuff that looks
>> good as well? 
>
>	Keep in mind that I am a beginner still and I am also unaware of
>what material that you post is new and what is not...  

I don't do reposts, so everything you see me posting is new.

>Personally, I liked
>the fish. :)  Something doesn't need to be complicated to be lovely.

I agree with the last statement, ASCII-art is the art of leaving out stuff.
Well, usually it is.
But the fish is awful, i have done waaaaaaay better stuff on paper.

>> That fish i posted the other day? It sucked, looks like utter
>> shite compared to what i can produce with a pencil and paper.
>
>       It is sometimes the same with me, but as a beginner I expect that
>of my work and simply try to make it better as I go along.  I rather like
>Sister Uber-Bob, however, and Grizselda grew on me quickly...
>
>                              +
>                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA
>                    | ____  /___\ __ |   If you give up faith in
>                    ||___  /_____\ _||   yourself or do not keep
>                    | __  zz| JJ | _ |   handy an open mind about
>                    ||_  zzc;  7 ) _||   your work, of course it
>                    | _ zzzzz\O_/z _ |     will suck! Patience!
>                    ||_ zzzzz| |zzz_||               .
>                    | _ zzzz\ ` / ,) |    ...........:
>                    ||__ zzz \=/  )\ |
>                 ___|___/ z;__/__:/ \|________
>                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
>               /           \M. .M/      (K )   \
>              /                          ^^     \
>              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 

Yes Grizselda, but i just know i don't have a talent for ASCII-art. I am
just being realistinc about this.
However, have you seen me letting myself be stopped by that? Making the
stuff is just a bit of fun for me and as long as i am having fun, it doesn't
matter if i suck or not. Fun is the word here (at least in my case), not
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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 7 Dec 2001 09:41 · permalink
Donderfliegen wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >SOME UNKNOWN POSTER WROTE:
> >> ANOTHER ANONYMOUS ONE WROTE:
> >> >
> >> >ASCIItorium: ASCII chatroom.
> >>
> >> hmm Maybe VK will have to rename her webchat huh?
> >
> >Done.
> >
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>                 ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
> Are you sure? :-)

"ASCII Art Chat" is a description, not a title. The old title of the
chat was "alt.ascii-art chat". The new title is "ASCIItorium: ASCII
chatroom."   :)


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Donderfliegen wrote:
> 
> >>>how about these
> >>>digirati: Those comfortable with, and knowledgable about computers.
> >>Sounds about right, doesn't it? That would make me a digiratus.
> >                                       digitally valid? ^^^^^
> 
> No, if we are digirati(i), then i am a digiratus. Makes sense, doesn't it?
> (i don't know what's the opposite of "plural", so i've put it this way)

opposite of "plural" --> "singular"
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On Thu, 6 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> ROFL!!! We should start building a new dictionary :-))

	I have a few new words, too, (*I'm waiting for this to breathe new
life into the thread about what is proper English).  

* Geshmaltza  (pro. geh-sh-malt-za) n.  1. Fake Yiddish for "mojo". 
  (ex. "Gettin' my geshmaltza on...")

* Smoo  (pro. smu) v.  1. [classified information typically used as filler
and/or exclamatory filler]  (ex. "Smoo you!" and "Smoo!")

* Eeeah?  (pro. ee-eh-ah) ?.  1. [classified, an exlamatory spoken with
  smooth, rising intonation to indicate confusion and the request for
  clarification]

* Moogies  (pro. mu-gee-z) n.  1. breasts, jugs, melons, boobs. Tits,
  even.

* Muh  (pro. mu) ?.  1. [an exclamatory indicating a plethora of possible 
  things--most typically used in the case of lacking an answer to a given
  question. Sometimes exchangable with "Meh".  (ex. "Muh.")]  2. "-Muh-" 
  (trans. "It's not going well.")  3. "Mu-u-u-uh!" (trans. "But I don't
  want to.")  4. "MUH!" (trans. "GO AWAY AND STOP BUGGING ME!")  5. "Muh?" 
  (trans. "What did you just say?")  6. "Muh?!" (trans. "What the hell?")  
  7. "Muh!" (trans. "Tough cookies-- it's mine and I won't give it up.")


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> * Muh  (pro. mu) ?.  1. [an exclamatory indicating a plethora of possible
>   things--most typically used in the case of lacking an answer to a given
>   question. Sometimes exchangable with "Meh".  (ex. "Muh.")]  2. "-Muh-"
>   (trans. "It's not going well.")  3. "Mu-u-u-uh!" (trans. "But I don't
>   want to.")  4. "MUH!" (trans. "GO AWAY AND STOP BUGGING ME!")  5. "Muh?"
>   (trans. "What did you just say?")  6. "Muh?!" (trans. "What the hell?")
>   7. "Muh!" (trans. "Tough cookies-- it's mine and I won't give it up.")

Wow, I like that one. :) (Weird coincidence: I'm listening to Jamiroquai's
_Black_ Crow.)

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On Fri, 7 Dec 2001 17:22:41 +0100, "Joaquim Almgren G�ndara"
<cla...@lords.com> wrote:

[Taliszanna wrote:]
> > * Muh  (pro. mu)
[snip]
> 
> Wow, I like that one. :) (Weird coincidence: I'm listening to Jamiroquai's
> _Black_ Crow.)
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You forgot something, Joaquim. Here, I'll add it for you:

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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 7 Dec 2001 23:34 · permalink
On Fri, 07 Dec 2001 11:11:59 +0000, "Dominic R. Scales"
<dom...@aerosensing.de> provoked the following text:

>> >>>how about these
>> >>>digirati: Those comfortable with, and knowledgable about computers.
>> >>Sounds about right, doesn't it? That would make me a digiratus.
>> >                                       digitally valid? ^^^^^
>> 
>> No, if we are digirati(i), then i am a digiratus. Makes sense, doesn't it?
>> (i don't know what's the opposite of "plural", so i've put it this way)
>
>opposite of "plural" --> "singular"

Ah, i learn everyday. Thanks!
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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 7 Dec 2001 23:38 · permalink
On Fri, 7 Dec 2001 09:03:10 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> ROFL!!! We should start building a new dictionary :-))
>
>	I have a few new words, too, (*I'm waiting for this to breathe new
>life into the thread about what is proper English).  
>
>* Geshmaltza  (pro. geh-sh-malt-za) n.  1. Fake Yiddish for "mojo". 
>  (ex. "Gettin' my geshmaltza on...")

Something like "Epibration", right?

>* Smoo  (pro. smu) v.  1. [classified information typically used as filler
>and/or exclamatory filler]  (ex. "Smoo you!" and "Smoo!")

Zort!

>* Eeeah?  (pro. ee-eh-ah) ?.  1. [classified, an exlamatory spoken with
>  smooth, rising intonation to indicate confusion and the request for
>  clarification]

Munf?

>* Moogies  (pro. mu-gee-z) n.  1. breasts, jugs, melons, boobs. Tits,
>  even.

Ah, the wiggly bits! I was waiting for those to pop up. :-)

>* Muh  (pro. mu) ?.  1. [an exclamatory indicating a plethora of possible 
>  things--most typically used in the case of lacking an answer to a given
>  question. Sometimes exchangable with "Meh".  (ex. "Muh.")]  2. "-Muh-" 
>  (trans. "It's not going well.")  3. "Mu-u-u-uh!" (trans. "But I don't
>  want to.")  4. "MUH!" (trans. "GO AWAY AND STOP BUGGING ME!")  5. "Muh?" 
>  (trans. "What did you just say?")  6. "Muh?!" (trans. "What the hell?")  
>  7. "Muh!" (trans. "Tough cookies-- it's mine and I won't give it up.")

Aha, so "muh" is intechangable with "hmpf"?
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H.-J. Hoff <her...@arcormail.de> ASCII art 10 Dec 2001 02:52 · permalink
In article <9te...@MK.kasperhausen.de>, Marion Koslowski wrote:
> BTW: I just tried to find an english line which fits into the rhyme - do
> you in UK/US/(or else) really say: "Point-Point-Comma-Line
>                                     Moons face is finished fine!"?
>
No idea. I�d prefer 'Dot-Dot-Comma-Line...'

>Do you all know this one, too?
>
> +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+--kOs--+
> |      |      |      |      |      |   .  |   .   |   .   |
> |      |      |      |      |      |  /   |  / \  |  / \  |
> |      |      |      |      |  ___ | /___ | /___\ | /___\ |
> |      |  \   | |\   | |\ / | |\ / | |\ / | |\ /  | |\ /| |
> |      |   \  | | \  | | X  | | X  | | X  | | X   | | X | |
> | ____ | ___\ | |__\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\ | |/_\  | |/_\| |
> |      |      |      |      |      |      |       |       |
> +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+
> | Das  | ist  | das  | Haus | vom  |  Ni- |  ko-  |  laus.|
> +------+------+------+------+------+------+-------+-------+


I�m quite sure that I could do summing like this:

+----------+----------+----------+----------+
|          |      ___ |      ___ |      ___ | 
|   . |    |   . |    |   . |   ||   . |___|| 
|  / \|    |  / \|    |  / \|    |  / \|    |
| /___|    | /___|    | /___|    | /___|    |
| |\ /|    | |\ /|    | |\ /|    | |\ /|    |
| | X |    | | X |    | | X |    | | X |    |
| |/_\|    | |/_\|    | |/_\|    | |/_\|    |
|          |          |          |          |
+----------+----------+----------+----------+
| mit�nem  | Wimpel   | oben     |  drauf   | 
+----------+----------+----------+----------+

This means that I had to end the Nikolaushouse at the upper left or right 
corner. Now I tried all possible variations, but cannot do it again. Can 
sumbuddy help?


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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 10 Dec 2001 03:54 · permalink
On Thu, 6 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Wed, 5 Dec 2001 20:57:24 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >	Keep in mind that I am a beginner still and I am also unaware of
> >what material that you post is new and what is not...  
> 
> I don't do reposts, so everything you see me posting is new.

	Ah, I see... very well, then. (:> Caw!


> >Personally, I liked the fish. :)  Something doesn't need to be
> >complicated to be lovely.
> 
> I agree with the last statement, ASCII-art is the art of leaving out stuff.
> Well, usually it is. But the fish is awful, i have done waaaaaaay better
> stuff on paper.

	As have I.  When did you begin to draw?  I began young, myself... 
during my latter highschool years, however, my desire to draw waned and
instead a passion for poetry and the literary arts was born...  I'm
working a little more on my drawing again these days.  [*smile*]  I enjoy
drawings that encourage the brain to see whatever it likes, to fill in the
blanks.


> Yes Grizselda, but i just know i don't have a talent for ASCII-art. I am
> just being realistinc about this.
---------------[brevity snip]-----------
> Fun is the word here (at least in my case), not talent.


                              +
                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA    I'll not argue w/ you as
                    | ____  /___\ __ |   there is no need for such--
                    |[___  /_____\ _]|   and there *is* merit in the
                    | __  zz|<..>| _ |   saying "Know thyself".  You
                    |[_  zzc;  7 ) _]|   are wise to keep it in per-
                    | _ zzzzz\v_/z _ |    spective, making fun your
                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|         goal.  Huzzah!
                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |    ...........:
                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |
                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
              /                          ^^     \
              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 
 

-Taliszanna WhiteCrow  (Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

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[snip Haus vom Nikolaus]>

> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
> |          |      ___ |      ___ |      ___ |
> |   . |    |   . |    |   . |   ||   . |___||
> |  / \|    |  / \|    |  / \|    |  / \|    |
> | /___|    | /___|    | /___|    | /___|    |
> | |\ /|    | |\ /|    | |\ /|    | |\ /|    |
> | | X |    | | X |    | | X |    | | X |    |
> | |/_\|    | |/_\|    | |/_\|    | |/_\|    |
> |          |          |          |          |
> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
> | mit�nem  | Wimpel   | oben     |  drauf   |
> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
>
> This means that I had to end the Nikolaushouse at the upper left or right
> corner. Now I tried all possible variations, but cannot do it again. Can
> sumbuddy help?

Is istn't possible. For you have more than 2 'nodes' with an uneven number
of lines goint to (or from?) it. Never had Euler's graph theory (?) in
school? ;-)

Joey

Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 10 Dec 2001 21:07 · permalink
On Sun, 9 Dec 2001 21:54:48 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >	Keep in mind that I am a beginner still and I am also unaware of
>> >what material that you post is new and what is not...  
>> 
>> I don't do reposts, so everything you see me posting is new.
>
>	Ah, I see... very well, then. (:> Caw!

You know, you sound so sexy when you say things like "CAW!" :-))

>> >Personally, I liked the fish. :)  Something doesn't need to be
>> >complicated to be lovely.
>> 
>> I agree with the last statement, ASCII-art is the art of leaving out stuff.
>> Well, usually it is. But the fish is awful, i have done waaaaaaay better
>> stuff on paper.
>
>	As have I.  When did you begin to draw?  

Pfff... I always drew, when i was 3 i drew Pippi Longstocking, when i was
about 9 or 10 i had my first cartoon character (recognizable as cartoon)
    ____
   _\___|
    /_  |
    (___|

The Sargent

About a year later i saw a doodle and decided that it looked like a face, i
diddled it a bit and made it mine, it had no name though.
I can't recreate it in ASCII, I would if i could.

Many cartoon characters later i created "mr. Mo Hawk jr." another one that
don't do well in ASCII, but i saved an animation i once made of him. You can
view it at http://httpd.chello.nl/~p.maassen/mrmohawk.avi
This has ben my most successful cartoon character, it has been published in
a local magazine that didn't survive its 12th issue.

>I began young, myself... 
>during my latter highschool years, however, my desire to draw waned and
>instead a passion for poetry and the literary arts was born...  I'm
>working a little more on my drawing again these days.  [*smile*]  

I take it you mean ASCII?

>I enjoy drawings that encourage the brain to see whatever it likes, to 
>fill in the blanks.

Do you have an example handy?

>> Yes Grizselda, but i just know i don't have a talent for ASCII-art. I am
>> just being realistinc about this.
>---------------[brevity snip]-----------
>> Fun is the word here (at least in my case), not talent.
>                              +
>                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA    I'll not argue w/ you as
>                    | ____  /___\ __ |   there is no need for such--
>                    |[___  /_____\ _]|   and there *is* merit in the
>                    | __  zz|<..>| _ |   saying "Know thyself".  You
>                    |[_  zzc;  7 ) _]|   are wise to keep it in per-
>                    | _ zzzzz\v_/z _ |    spective, making fun your
>                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|         goal.  Huzzah!
>                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |    ...........:
>                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |
>                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
>                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
>               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
>              /                          ^^     \
>              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 

Oh Grizselda, you look better everyday! :-)
-- 
  __           ___
 /  )    _/_ _(_  /'_ _ _
/(_/()/)(/(-/ /  (/(-(/(-/)
                    _/
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William <wjk...@email.psu.edu> ASCII art 11 Dec 2001 01:50 · permalink
> I�m quite sure that I could do summing like this:
>
> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
> |          |      ___ |      ___ |      ___ |
> |   . |    |   . |    |   . |   ||   . |___||
> |  / \|    |  / \|    |  / \|    |  / \|    |
> | /___|    | /___|    | /___|    | /___|    |
> | |\ /|    | |\ /|    | |\ /|    | |\ /|    |
> | | X |    | | X |    | | X |    | | X |    |
> | |/_\|    | |/_\|    | |/_\|    | |/_\|    |
> |          |          |          |          |
> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
> | mit�nem  | Wimpel   | oben     |  drauf   |
> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
>
> This means that I had to end the Nikolaushouse at the upper left or right
> corner. Now I tried all possible variations, but cannot do it again. Can
> sumbuddy help?
>
> HJH
> \  \     \ \  \
>  \__\     \ \__\
>   \  \     \ \  \
>    \  \` _ /  \  \

There are two kinds of nodes (places where lines cross, or start or end) -
those with an even number of edges, and those with odd.  If you think about
the odd nodes, you'll notice that you must either start or stop at an odd
node, since you can't "come in and leave" a whole number of times.  If you
could, there would be one edge for every entrance, and one edge for every
leaving, making an even number of edges.  So, since you must either start or
stop at an odd node, you can't have any more than two in a single graph --
one to start at, one to stop at.

Since the Nikolaushaus has its odd nodes at the lower corners (three edges
each: a wall, the floor, and a diagonal), you must start and stop at those.
So you can't start or stop at an upper corner -- and, like Mr. Rossel said,
the picture you have is impossible anyway, since it has more than two odd
nodes.

William J. Keith -- math student, avid reader of a.a-a, first time poster
(well, since one time a *long* time ago)

Sample work: a turtle, swimming, I made for a friend of mine

             ___
          ,+'/.\'+,    ___
        \/\_/\_/\_/\,+' * \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
       /_/'-------'\_\

Kevertje <kev...@mail.ru> 11 Dec 2001 18:55 · permalink
H.-J. Hoff <her...@arcormail.de> schreef in berichtnieuws
VA.0000001c.0012f0ca@me21...
> In article <3C1...@email.psu.edu>, William wrote:
> > So, since you must either start or
> > stop at an odd node, you can't have any more than two in a single
graph --
> > one to start at, one to stop at.
> >
>
> That�s disappointing! That means that I cannot even have a flag on my
house
> if I omit the roof, because this one won�t work, too:
>
>
>              ___
>             |___|
>             |
>         ____|
>        |\  /|
>        | \/ |
>        | /\ |
>        |/__\|
>        \    \
          \____\
>
>
> \�\ \�\\��\\�\ \�\
>  \ \_\ \ �\ \\ \_\ \
>   \ \ \ \ _\ \\ \ \ \
>    \_\ \_\\__/ \_\ \_\
>
>

There you go, just add a front yard (I know, it looks terrible)

Greetz,
Tim.

H.-J. Hoff <her...@arcormail.de> ASCII art 12 Dec 2001 02:52 · permalink
In article <9v1qm6$1ok$00$1...@news.t-online.com>, Johannes 'Joey' R�ssel wrote:

>Is istn't possible. For you have more than 2 'nodes' 
>with an uneven number
>of lines goint to (or from?) it. Never had Euler's 
>graph theory (?) in
>school? ;-)

Yes, I had graph theory at school. But I don�t even remember if it was 
Euler�s. I only remember the Kuratowsky graph K3,3 (I believe that was/is 
it�s name) which is - as far as I remember - the simplest non planar graph 
(one that cannot be embedded into a plain or sphere).

Propably everybody knows the problem, if it is possible to connect three 
houses to the gas-, the water- and electricity providers without crossing 
pipelines/cables.



             )                      /--|--/
            ((                        /|\
            ||                       |---|
        ____||__      ________       |/_\|    <--this is not a rocket
       |        |    | ~~~~~~ |      |\-/|       nor a robot. It simply
       |  gas   |    | ~water~|      /---\       symbolizes electricity.
       |________|    |________|     /  |  \      (OK. Not good)
           | \ \___      |  \ 
           |  \_   \_    |   \_____
           |    \     \________    \  etc.
           |     \___          \    \    __
           .         \   .      \___  . |__|
          / \         \ / \         \/ \|
         /___\         /___\        /___\
         | _ |         |\ /|        | _ |
         ||_||         | x |        || ||
         |___|         |/_\|        ||_||
        
 
Well, that�s enough. You know the problem. But it�s a theory, so I still got 
the chance to prove the opposite ;-).       
        
        
\�\ \�\\�� \\�\ \�\
 \ \_\ \ �\ \\ \_\ \
  \ \ \ \ _\ \\ \ \ \
   \_\ \_\\__/ \_\ \_\

H.-J. Hoff <her...@arcormail.de> ASCII art 12 Dec 2001 06:46 · permalink
In article <3C1...@email.psu.edu>, William wrote:
> So, since you must either start or
> stop at an odd node, you can't have any more than two in a single graph --
> one to start at, one to stop at.
>

That�s disappointing, because I cannot even have a flag on my house if I 
omit the roof!


              ___
             |___|
             |
        _____|
       |\   /|
       | \ / |    
       |  X  |    Not even this will work!! :-((
       | / \ |
       |/___\|
       
       
             
\�\ \�\ \��\\�\ \�\
 \ \_\ \ �\ \\ \_\ \
  \ \ \ \ _\ \\ \ \ \
   \_\ \_\\__/ \_\ \_\

H.-J. Hoff <her...@arcormail.de> ASCII art 12 Dec 2001 06:54 · permalink
In article <3C1...@email.psu.edu>, William wrote:
> So, since you must either start or
> stop at an odd node, you can't have any more than two in a single graph --
> one to start at, one to stop at.
>

That�s disappointing! That means that I cannot even have a flag on my house 
if I omit the roof, because this one won�t work, too:


             ___
            |___|
            |
        ____|
       |\  /|
       | \/ |
       | /\ |
       |/__\|
       
       

\�\ \�\\��\\�\ \�\
 \ \_\ \ �\ \\ \_\ \
  \ \ \ \ _\ \\ \ \ \
   \_\ \_\\__/ \_\ \_\

Johannes 'Joey' R�ssel <joh...@web.de> ASCII art 12 Dec 2001 09:57 · permalink
> That�s disappointing! That means that I cannot even have a flag on my
house
> if I omit the roof, because this one won�t work, too:
>
>
>              ___
>             |___|
>             |
>         ____|
>        |\  /|
>        | \/ |
>        | /\ |
>        |/__\|

But this one works:

    ___
   |___|
  / \
 /___\
|\   /|
| \ / |
|  X  |
| / \ |
|/___\|

Though I cannot think of a suitable rhyme for this one. But it has kind of
flag on it. (Don't know why the Nikolaus needs one)

Joey

Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 12 Dec 2001 21:06 · permalink
On Wed, 12 Dec 2001 03:52:39 +0100, "H.-J. Hoff"
<her...@arcormail.de> provoked the following text:

>Propably everybody knows the problem, if it is possible to connect three 
>houses to the gas-, the water- and electricity providers without crossing 
>pipelines/cables.
>
>             )                      /--|--/
>            ((                        /|\
>            ||                       |---|
>        ____||__      ________       |/_\|    <--this is not a rocket
>       |        |    | ~~~~~~ |      |\-/|       nor a robot. It simply
>       |  gas   |    | ~water~|      /---\       symbolizes electricity.
>       |________|    |________|     /  |  \      (OK. Not good)
>           | \ \___      |  \ 
>           |  \_   \_    |   \_____
>           |    \     \________    \  etc.
>           |     \___          \    \    __
>           .         \   .      \___  . |__|
>          / \         \ / \         \/ \|
>         /___\         /___\        /___\
>         | _ |         |\ /|        | _ |
>         ||_||         | x |        || ||
>         |___|         |/_\|        ||_||
>        
> 
>Well, that�s enough. You know the problem. But it�s a theory, so I still got 
>the chance to prove the opposite ;-).       
     ____________
    /            \
   G        W     \  E
  /|       /|\     \ |\
 | |      / | \     \| |
 | 1-----'  2  '-----3 |
 |_________/ \_________|

Right, i have done quite allright i think, 2 out of the 3 houses are
connected to gas, water and electricity, but as far as i can tell there is
no way to connect the last utility.
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                    _/
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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 12 Dec 2001 21:06 · permalink
On Mon, 10 Dec 2001 08:58:38 +0100, "Johannes 'Joey' R�ssel"
<joh...@web.de> provoked the following text:

>[snip Haus vom Nikolaus]>
>
>> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
>> |          |      ___ |      ___ |      ___ |
>> |   . |    |   . |    |   . |   ||   . |___||
>> |  / \|    |  / \|    |  / \|    |  / \|    |
>> | /___|    | /___|    | /___|    | /___|    |
>> | |\ /|    | |\ /|    | |\ /|    | |\ /|    |
>> | | X |    | | X |    | | X |    | | X |    |
>> | |/_\|    | |/_\|    | |/_\|    | |/_\|    |
>> |          |          |          |          |
>> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
>> | mit�nem  | Wimpel   | oben     |  drauf   |
>> +----------+----------+----------+----------+
>>
>> This means that I had to end the Nikolaushouse at the upper left or right
>> corner. Now I tried all possible variations, but cannot do it again. Can
>> sumbuddy help?
>
>Is istn't possible. For you have more than 2 'nodes' with an uneven number
>of lines goint to (or from?) it. Never had Euler's graph theory (?) in
>school? ;-)

But if you really want a flag, you can have one in the front yard:
                                        __         __         __ 
   .      .      .       .    |   .    |     .    |  |  .    |__|
  / \    / \    / \     / \   |  / \   |    / \   |    / \   |
 /___\  /___\  /___\   /___\  | /___\  |   /___\  |   /___\  |
 |\ /   |\ /|  |\ /|   |\ /|  | |\ /|  |   |\ /|  |   |\ /|  |
 | X    | X |  | X |   | X |  | | X |  |   | X |  |   | X |  |
 |/_\   |/_\|  |/_\|__ |/_\|__| |/_\|__|   |/_\|__|   |/_\|__|
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/(_/()/)(/(-/ /  (/(-(/(-/)
                    _/
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H.-J. Hoff <her...@arcormail.de> ASCII art 12 Dec 2001 21:59 · permalink
In article <9v85bb$31b$1...@news.planetinternet.be>, Kevertje wrote:
> >              ___
> >             |___|
> >             |
> >         ____|
> >        |\  /|
> >        | \/ |
> >        | /\ |
> >        |/__\|
> >        \    \
>           \____\
> >
>

>There you go, just add a front yard (I know, it 
>looks terrible)

That�s cool. So I cannot only have a flag on my house, but a frontyard 
AND a roof, too (at almost the same price).


               ___
           .  |___|
          / \ |
         /___\|
        |\   /|
        | \ / |
        |  X  |
        | / \ |
        |/_ _\|
         \     \
          \_____}



\�\ \�\\��\\�\ \�\
 \ \_\ \ �\ \\ \_\ \
  \ \ \ \ _\ \\ \ \ \
   \_\ \_\\__/ \_\ \_\

H.-J. Hoff <her...@arcormail.de> ASCII art 12 Dec 2001 21:59 · permalink
In article <9v7991$pm1$01$1...@news.t-online.com>, Johannes 'Joey' R�ssel 
wrote:
> But this one works:
> 
>     ___
>    |___|
>   / \
>  /___\
> |\   /|
> | \ / |
> |  X  |
> | / \ |
> |/___\|
>


Too stupid I am :-( 

Can you help me?


> Though I cannot think of a suitable rhyme for this 
> one. 

Maybe it rhymes in German:
Das ist das Haus vom Nikolauf
mit �nem Wimpel obendrauf

OK, I cheased a bit.

> it has kind of
> flag on it. (Don't know why the Nikolaus needs one)

Heard he was football fan.


\�\ \�\ \��\\�\ \�\
 \ \_\ \ �\ \\ \_\ \
  \ \ \ \ _\ \\ \ \ \
   \_\ \_\\__/ \_\ \_\

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 06:31 · permalink
On Mon, 10 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Sun, 9 Dec 2001 21:54:48 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >	Ah, I see... very well, then. (:> Caw!
> 
> You know, you sound so sexy when you say things like "CAW!" :-))

	~amused, silent laughter~


> >	As have I.  When did you begin to draw?  
> 
> Pfff... I always drew, when i was 3 i drew Pippi Longstocking, when i was
> about 9 or 10 i had my first cartoon character (recognizable as cartoon)
>     ____
>    _\___|
>     /_  |
>     (___|
> 
> The Sargent
> 
> About a year later i saw a doodle and decided that it looked like a face, i
> diddled it a bit and made it mine, it had no name though.
> I can't recreate it in ASCII, I would if i could.

	Too bad!


> Many cartoon characters later i created "mr. Mo Hawk jr." another one that
> don't do well in ASCII, but i saved an animation i once made of him. You can
> view it at http://httpd.chello.nl/~p.maassen/mrmohawk.avi
> This has ben my most successful cartoon character, it has been published in
> a local magazine that didn't survive its 12th issue.

	I'll give it a look in a bit.  At present, I'm listening to a
music album that I'd rather not halt.


> >I began young, myself... 
> >during my latter highschool years, however, my desire to draw waned and
> >instead a passion for poetry and the literary arts was born...  I'm
> >working a little more on my drawing again these days.  [*smile*]  
> 
> I take it you mean ASCII?

     No, I meant regular drawing with a pencil and paper.  ASCII art is
rather new to me, having only dabbled with it off and on over the past
year or something.


> >I enjoy drawings that encourage the brain to see whatever it likes, to 
> >fill in the blanks.
> 
> Do you have an example handy?

	Unfortunately, no.


> >                              +
> >                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA    I'll not argue w/ you as
> >                    | ____  /___\ __ |   there is no need for such--
> >                    |[___  /_____\ _]|   and there *is* merit in the
> >                    | __  zz|<..>| _ |   saying "Know thyself".  You
> >                    |[_  zzc;  7 ) _]|   are wise to keep it in per-
> >                    | _ zzzzz\v_/z _ |    spective, making fun your
> >                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|         goal.  Huzzah!
> >                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |    ...........:
> >                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |
> >                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
> >                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
> >               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
> >              /                          ^^     \
> >              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 
> 
> Oh Grizselda, you look better everyday! :-)


                              +
                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA    
                    | ____  /___\ __ |   
                    |[___  /_____\ _]|    You don't think that
                    | __  zz|{..}| _ |   I looked nice when I
                    |[_  zzc;  7 ) _]|      first appeared? 
                    | _ zzzzz\^_/z _ |             :
                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|  `..........:
                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |    
                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |
                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
              /                          ^^     \
              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 




                              +
                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA
                    | ____  /___\ __ |     *gAsP!*  Hold on,
                    |[___  /_____\ _]|     my skin-- have I- 
                    | __  zz|{oo}| _ |  have I begun to wrinkle?
                    |[_  zzc;= 7=) _]|   I've got crow's feet,
                    | _ zzzzz\O_/z _ |   haven't I!  I do!  I
                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|  can see it in your eyes!
                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |             :
                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ | `...........:
                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
              /                          ^^     \
              #### b'ger/TAL ####################



                              +
                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA
                    | ____  /___\ __ |   I suppose that I should 
                    |[___  /_____\ _]|   never have trusted anti-
                    | __  zz|{,,}| _ |    aging cream from the
                    |[_  zzc; '7 ) _]|   goddess Hel...  But that
                    | _ zzzzz\x_/z _ |    one side of her looked 
                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|   so convincing. *sniff!*
                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |               :
                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |  `............:
                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
              /                          ^^     \
              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
      ,qppppp.      
     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      

Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 11:59 · permalink
Donderfliegen wrote:
>      ____________
>     /            \
>    G        W     \  E
>   /|       /|\     \ |\
>  | |      / | \     \| |
>  | 1-----'  2  '-----3 |
>  |_________/ \_________|

*reads subject line*

Hmmm...


-- 
  #####       c    ^                       OO        /\\\\
#####  |     /|\    `^^^^^^^%--           '||`      |  \\\\
#### <@ \    / \      "   "  \ ha ha ha    dd      / @> \\\|
###   _|                                            |_   \\|
###  (_  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/  _)   ==
 \    /        A S C I I  A R T  C H A T             \    ||\

Tálíszanná WhiteCrow <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 14:54 · permalink
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> 
> *reads subject line*
> 
> Hmmm...

     Yeah, it doesn't even apply anymore.  It's been there for how long
now?  A month?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
       ,qppppp.      
      qMMM____;M    ~T�l�szann� ("T�l�") WhiteCrow (a.k.a Jessie Brown
OR
      qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope
Dances-with-Earwax)
     .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
     MMMMM_',MMp      
    dMMMM   YMMp     -----BEGIN DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK-----
    dMMMp    ):#     [Version 1.0]
    T  |    / :       
    A   \^^^A  \     DADA/DPH/DPA C++ ---(C-- ---) S: a21 Comp+ P E
    L____\  :|__\    F++(F)@ R TV b+ JAKE? Filk2 Con2 SCIFI4 PHIL6-7
     / ,'   :| '     RAW? DC e(e*)@ h! r(r+)@ x+-- z-(>$) extra(meaning
    /       +|       of life= *oranges! Anagrams= inherently discordian)
   /         |       ------END DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK------
  /          |
 /           |
/____________|  **Live life never letting anyone guilt you into
anything.

Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 17:10 · permalink
T�l�szann� WhiteCrow wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >
> >
> > *reads subject line*
> >
> > Hmmm...
> 
>      Yeah, it doesn't even apply anymore.  It's been there for how long
> now?  A month?

My comment was in response to:

Donderfliegen wrote:
>      ____________
>     /            \
>    G        W     \  E
>   /|       /|\     \ |\
>  | |      / | \     \| |
>  | 1-----'  2  '-----3 |
>  |_________/ \_________|

(I see a bra in that picture...)


-- 
  #####       c    ^                       OO        /\\\\
#####  |     /|\    `^^^^^^^%--           '||`      |  \\\\
#### <@ \    / \      "   "  \ ha ha ha    dd      / @> \\\|
###   _|                                            |_   \\|
###  (_  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/  _)   ==
 \    /        A S C I I  A R T  C H A T             \    ||\

Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 17:22 · permalink
T�l�szann� WhiteCrow wrote:
>        ,qppppp.
>       qMMM____;M    ~T�l�szann� ("T�l�") WhiteCrow (a.k.a Jessie Brown
> OR
>       qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope
> Dances-with-Earwax)
>      .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

BTW, why not go to alt.test and figure out the limitations of your news
reader...

For me:
this line will not wrap : ------------------------------------------71>
this line will wrap     : -------------------------------------------72>


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#####  |     /|\    `^^^^^^^%--           '||`      |  \\\\
#### <@ \    / \      "   "  \ ha ha ha    dd      / @> \\\|
###   _|                                            |_   \\|
###  (_  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/  _)   ==
 \    /        A S C I I  A R T  C H A T             \    ||\

Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 17:24 · permalink
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> this line will not wrap : ------------------------------------------71>
> this line will wrap     : -------------------------------------------72>

Looks like I should follow my own advice! (or maybe not just assume that
this Linux version will work the same as the one I've used at
school...?)   8-)

-- 
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#####  |     /|\    `^^^^^^^%--           '||`      |  \\\\
#### <@ \    / \      "   "  \ ha ha ha    dd      / @> \\\|
###   _|                                            |_   \\|
###  (_  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/  _)   ==
 \    /        A S C I I  A R T  C H A T             \    ||\

ann...@oal.com ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 20:31 · permalink
On 2001-12-13 asc...@hotmail.com said:

   >Donderfliegen wrote:
   > >      ____________
   > >     /            \
   > >    G        W     \  E
   > >   /|       /|\     \ |\
   > >  | |      / | \     \| |
   > >  | 1-----'  2  '-----3 |
   > >  |_________/ \_________|
   >
   >(I see a bra in that picture...)

-- 
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
                             .,,,.
 ####    ####               (~~~)))   That's the strangest-looking bra
##  ##  ##  ##              o o ((()  /  I ever saw...but maybe Tali
######  ######              (^  ))))     is constructed differently.
##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()
##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))

Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 20:48 · permalink
.               _.----._    This is all David's fault!
              .'        `.  /'
              |          |
              | <@    <@ |
ann...@oal.com wrote:
>              \   -=-  /
> On 2001-12-13 asc...@hotmail.com said:
>                |     |
>    >Donderfliegen wrote:
>    > >   ____.'_______`.____
>    > > .'  /             `. `.
>    > >/   G        W       `E \
>    > >   /|       /|\       |\ |
>    > >  | |      / | \      | ||
>    > >  | `-----'  2  '----'  ||
>    > >   \________/ \________/ |
>    > |   |\                 /  |
>    >(I see a bra in that picture...)
>      |   |  |             ||   |
> --   |   |  |             ||   |
> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>             |             |  .,,,.
>  ####    ####              \(~~~)))   That's the strangest-looking bra
> ##  ##  ##/ ##              o o ((()  /  I ever saw...but maybe Tali
> ######  ######__       _.--'(^  ))))     is constructed differently.
> ##  ##  ##  ##  """""""      ~_((((()
> ##  ##  ##  ##           _.-'/  ))))))
         |      `.       .'     |
         |        \     /       |
-- 
  #####       c    ^ --'        |          OO        /\\\\
#####  | |   /|\    `^^^^^^^%-- |         '||`      |  \\\\
#### <@ \|   / \    | "   "  \ ha ha ha    dd      / @> \\\|
###   _| |          | |         |                   |_   \\|
###  (_  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/  _)   ==
 \    /  |     A S C|I|I  A R T |C H A T             \    ||\

H.-J. Hoff <her...@arcormail.de> ASCII art 13 Dec 2001 23:50 · permalink
In article <q0g...@4ax.com>, Donderfliegen 
wrote:
> /            \
>    G        W     \  E
>   /|       /|\     \ |\
>  | |      / | \     \| |
>  | 1-----'  2  '-----3 |
>  |_________/ \_________|
> 
> Right, i have done quite allright i think, 2 out of the 3 houses are
> connected to gas, water and electricity, but as far as i can tell there is
> no way to connect the last utility.
> --
>

OK! I won�t try anymore to prove that the graph theory is wrong :)

\ \ \ \ \_ \\ \ \ \
 \ \_\ \  \ \\ \_\ \
  \ \ \ \ _\ \\ \ \ \
   \_\ \_\\__/ \_\ \_\

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 14 Dec 2001 00:21 · permalink
On Fri, 14 Dec 2001 00:50:58 +0100, "H.-J. Hoff" <her...@arcormail.de> wrote:

>In article <q0g...@4ax.com>, Donderfliegen 
>wrote:
>> /            \
>>    G        W     \  E
>>   /|       /|\     \ |\
>>  | |      / | \     \| |
>>  | 1-----'  2  '-----3 |
>>  |_________/ \_________|
>> 
>> Right, i have done quite allright i think, 2 out of the 3 houses are
>> connected to gas, water and electricity, but as far as i can tell there is
>> no way to connect the last utility.

 What about Through the houses?


                                              G....
                                              ,E  :
                                              | W :
                                              | | :
                /\           /\           /\  | | :
               /  \---------/  \---------/  \-' | :
               |  |_________|  |_________|  |___| :
               |__|         |__|         |__|     :
                 `............:............:......'


... = Gas
--- = Electricity
___ = Water

 /\
/  \
|  |
|__| = House


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On Thu, 13 Dec 2001, Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> BTW, why not go to alt.test and figure out the limitations of your news
> reader...
> 
> For me:
> this line will not wrap : ------------------------------------------71>
> this line will wrap     : -------------------------------------------72>

    Is being fixed up. :)  Thanks for the suggestion!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
      ,qppppp.      
     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      

On Thu, 13 Dec 2001 ann...@oal.com wrote:

> -- 
> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>                              .,,,.
>  ####    ####               (~~~)))   That's the strangest-looking bra
> ##  ##  ##  ##              o o ((()  /  I ever saw...but maybe Tali
> ######  ######              (^  ))))     is constructed differently.
> ##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()
> ##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))


	Yeah, didn't you know that I double as Angular Girl?  ~lol~

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
      ,qppppp.      
     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      

ann...@oal.com ASCII art 14 Dec 2001 12:04 · permalink
On 2001-12-14 Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> said:

   >annie_ascii wrote:
   >
   > >               .,,,.
   > >              (~~~)))   That's the strangest-looking bra
   > >              o o ((()  /  I ever saw...but maybe Tali
   > >              (^  ))))     is constructed differently.
   > >               ~_((((()
   > >               /  ))))))
   >
   >
   >Yeah, didn't you know that I double as Angular Girl?  ~lol~

Didn't know that! ;)  In that case, your graphic needs
a bit of diddling...like this:

      ,qppppp.
     qMMM____;M
     qMMM.^^(Mp
    .qMMM__=/Mp
    MMMMM_',MMp
   dMMMM _ \_
   dMMMp|_| _|
   T  |    /
   `A  \ .)
     `L \ \
       `
-- 
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
                             .,,,.
 ####    ####               (~~~)))   It's a little weird, but
##  ##  ##  ##              _ _ ((()  /  it's kinda cool. Think
######  ######              (^  ))))     I'll try it! Hehehe!
##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()  \ 
##  ##  ##  ##              _/ _ )))))  Relax, guys, this isn't
                           |_ |_| (())  real; it's only fantasy.
                             `

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 14 Dec 2001 22:40 · permalink
On Fri, 14 Dec 2001 ann...@oal.com wrote:

> Didn't know that! ;)  In that case, your graphic needs
> a bit of diddling...like this:
> 
>       ,qppppp.
>      qMMM____;M
>      qMMM.^^(Mp
>     .qMMM__=/Mp
>     MMMMM_',MMp
>    dMMMM _ \_
>    dMMMp|_| _|
>    T  |    /
>    `A  \ .)
>      `L \ \
>        `

	Wow, I was always curious to know what Sister Uber-Bob wore
underneath that habit... **wink-wink**  The above is not yours
truly.  However, the body of yours truly started the thread, labeling it
"Tali's Moogies".  It was headless, however, and the chicken legs were
inspiring a strange vibe so obviously only one thing could be done in such
a situation-- the forum added a giant happy face which had a snake tongue,
a pig nose and some rather frightening, hole-boring eyes.

         _____
      .-'     `-.
    .'  ~     ~  `.
   /    0     0    \
  ;        !        :
  |       o_o       |
  :  `.         .'  ;
   \   `._____.'   /
    `.    \|/    .'
      `-._ |__.-'
       .-/|^|\-.
       ;( \Y/ );
      /  >,|,<  \
     :  /     \  :
        |^. .^|
        ;_/'\_;
         |   |
        _|_ _|_
         I   I



	I later gave the torso actual legs, however, and M@rion and I
diddled around with her arms:


-= [ Tali's Moogies: Combined work ] =-

     .-/| |\-.
     :( \Y/ );
    /  >,|,<\ \_
    \'/     \'..
     )|^.^.^|
      |_/\  |
       \  ; |
       ,' j |
      ;  / ;
      ; /__;   TAL/M@rion
      ##  ##
     #W   ##.
    WIW   ##I.


	But the product has never been fully completed.  Sooooo...


-= [ Tali's Moogies: Combined work ] =-
        ...,
       ;c -,           
        i`_;         ?
     .-/| |\-.  /==~`
     :( \Y/ ); (;"
    /  >,|,<\_\| 
    \'/     \' Y           That's supposed to be a cigarette
     )|^.^.^|              that I'm holding in my hand. Did
    " |_/\  |              it come across well?  
       \  ; |
       ,' j |
      ;  / ;
      ; /__;   TAL/M@rion
      ##  ##
     #W   ##.
    WIW   ##I.


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
      ,qppppp.      
     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      
   dMMMM   YMMp     -----BEGIN DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK-----
   dMMMp    ):#     [Version 1.0]
   T  |    / :       
   A   \^^^A  \     DADA/DPH/DPA C++ ---(C-- ---) S: a21 Comp+ P E
   L____\  :|__\    F++(F)@ R TV b+ JAKE? Filk2 Con2 SCIFI4 PHIL6-7
    / ,'   :| '     RAW? DC e(e*)@ h! r(r+)@ x+-- z-(>$) extra(meaning
   /       +|       of life= *oranges! Anagrams= inherently discordian)
  /         |       ------END DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK------

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By the way, the "Fixedsys" font is what the drawing below looks best in!
-tal


On Fri, 14 Dec 2001, Taliszanna wrote:
>
> -= [ Tali's Moogies: Combined work ] =-
>         ...,
>        ;c -,           
>         i`_;         ?
>      .-/| |\-.  /==~`
>      :( \Y/ ); (;"
>     /  >,|,<\_\| 
>     \'/     \' Y           That's supposed to be a cigarette
>      )|^.^.^|              that I'm holding in my hand. Did
>     " |_/\  |              it come across well?  
>        \  ; |
>        ,' j |
>       ;  / ;
>       ; /__;   TAL/M@rion
>       ##  ##
>      #W   ##.
>     WIW   ##I.
> 

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 14 Dec 2001 23:10 · permalink
As here:
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ASCII/ASCII_TAL-Various.html 


On Fri, 14 Dec 2001, Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> By the way, the "Fixedsys" font is what the drawing below looks best in!
> -tal
> 
> 
> On Fri, 14 Dec 2001, Taliszanna wrote:
> >
> > -= [ Tali's Moogies: Combined work ] =-
> >         ...,
> >        ;c -,           
> >         i`_;         ?
> >      .-/| |\-.  /==~`
> >      :( \Y/ ); (;"
> >     /  >,|,<\_\| 
> >     \'/     \' Y           That's supposed to be a cigarette
> >      )|^.^.^|              that I'm holding in my hand. Did
> >     " |_/\  |              it come across well?  
> >        \  ; |
> >        ,' j |
> >       ;  / ;
> >       ; /__;   TAL/M@rion
> >       ##  ##
> >      #W   ##.
> >     WIW   ##I.
> > 
> 
> 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
      ,qppppp.      
     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      
   dMMMM   YMMp     -----BEGIN DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK-----
   dMMMp    ):#     [Version 1.0]
   T  |    / :       
   A   \^^^A  \     DADA/DPH/DPA C++ ---(C-- ---) S: a21 Comp+ P E
   L____\  :|__\    F++(F)@ R TV b+ JAKE? Filk2 Con2 SCIFI4 PHIL6-7
    / ,'   :| '     RAW? DC e(e*)@ h! r(r+)@ x+-- z-(>$) extra(meaning
   /       +|       of life= *oranges! Anagrams= inherently discordian)
  /         |       ------END DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK------

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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 15 Dec 2001 00:24 · permalink
On Thu, 13 Dec 2001 00:31:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>> >	Ah, I see... very well, then. (:> Caw!
>> 
>> You know, you sound so sexy when you say things like "CAW!" :-))
>
>	~amused, silent laughter~

*Sob* Talk to me, please! Was it something i said? Please let me hear your
abundant laughter again, your silence  the one that's _not_ golden.

>> Many cartoon characters later i created "mr. Mo Hawk jr." another one that
>> don't do well in ASCII, but i saved an animation i once made of him. You can
>> view it at http://httpd.chello.nl/~p.maassen/mrmohawk.avi
>> This has ben my most successful cartoon character, it has been published in
>> a local magazine that didn't survive its 12th issue.
>
>	I'll give it a look in a bit.  At present, I'm listening to a
>music album that I'd rather not halt.

It's just a little movie without sound, so you wouldn't have to
halt/stop/pause your music.

>> >I began young, myself... 
>> >during my latter highschool years, however, my desire to draw waned and
>> >instead a passion for poetry and the literary arts was born...  I'm
>> >working a little more on my drawing again these days.  [*smile*]  
>> 
>> I take it you mean ASCII?
>
>     No, I meant regular drawing with a pencil and paper.  ASCII art is
>rather new to me, having only dabbled with it off and on over the past
>year or something.

But you are getting better, it's rather easy to see.

>> >                              +
>> >                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA    I'll not argue w/ you as
>> >                    | ____  /___\ __ |   there is no need for such--
>> >                    |[___  /_____\ _]|   and there *is* merit in the
>> >                    | __  zz|<..>| _ |   saying "Know thyself".  You
>> >                    |[_  zzc;  7 ) _]|   are wise to keep it in per-
>> >                    | _ zzzzz\v_/z _ |    spective, making fun your
>> >                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|         goal.  Huzzah!
>> >                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |    ...........:
>> >                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |
>> >                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
>> >                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
>> >               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
>> >              /                          ^^     \
>> >              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 
>> 
>> Oh Grizselda, you look better everyday! :-)
>                              +
>                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA    
>                    | ____  /___\ __ |   
>                    |[___  /_____\ _]|    You don't think that
>                    | __  zz|{..}| _ |   I looked nice when I
>                    |[_  zzc;  7 ) _]|      first appeared? 
>                    | _ zzzzz\^_/z _ |             :
>                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|  `..........:
>                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |    
>                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |
>                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
>                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
>               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
>              /                          ^^     \
>              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 

There you go, a typical response from an insecure teenager...

>                              +
>                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA
>                    | ____  /___\ __ |     *gAsP!*  Hold on,
>                    |[___  /_____\ _]|     my skin-- have I- 
>                    | __  zz|{oo}| _ |  have I begun to wrinkle?
>                    |[_  zzc;= 7=) _]|   I've got crow's feet,
>                    | _ zzzzz\O_/z _ |   haven't I!  I do!  I
>                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|  can see it in your eyes!
>                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |             :
>                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ | `...........:
>                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
>                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
>               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
>              /                          ^^     \
>              #### b'ger/TAL ####################

Yes, but they're white crow's feet!

>                              +
>                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA
>                    | ____  /___\ __ |   I suppose that I should 
>                    |[___  /_____\ _]|   never have trusted anti-
>                    | __  zz|{,,}| _ |    aging cream from the
>                    |[_  zzc; '7 ) _]|   goddess Hel...  But that
>                    | _ zzzzz\x_/z _ |    one side of her looked 
>                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|   so convincing. *sniff!*
>                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |               :
>                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |  `............:
>                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
>                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
>               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
>              /                          ^^     \
>              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 

That's teach you, trusting goddesses...

BTW: What's with the apple, Athena?
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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 15 Dec 2001 01:28 · permalink
On Thu, 13 Dec 2001 11:59:46 +0000, Veronica Karlsson
<asc...@hotmail.com> provoked the following text:

>>      ____________
>>     /            \
>>    G        W     \  E
>>   /|       /|\     \ |\
>>  | |      / | \     \| |
>>  | 1-----'  2  '-----3 |
>>  |_________/ \_________|
>
>*reads subject line*
>
>Hmmm...

LOL! You can say a lot of Tali, but square she is not.
She is round in all the right places :-)
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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 15 Dec 2001 01:29 · permalink
On Fri, 14 Dec 2001 02:17:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>>                              .,,,.
>>  ####    ####               (~~~)))   That's the strangest-looking bra
>> ##  ##  ##  ##              o o ((()  /  I ever saw...but maybe Tali
>> ######  ######              (^  ))))     is constructed differently.
>> ##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()
>> ##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))
>
>	Yeah, didn't you know that I double as Angular Girl?  ~lol~

"This looks like a job for.... ANGULAR GIRL!!!!" :-))
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Marion Koslowski <M...@Kasperhausen.de> ASCII art 15 Dec 2001 08:33 · permalink
Taliszanna - Fri, 14 Dec 2001 16:40:47 -0600

>	I later gave the torso actual legs, however, and M@rion and I
>diddled around with her arms:
>
>
>-= [ Tali's Moogies: Combined work ] =-
>
>     .-/| |\-.
>     :( \Y/ );
>    /  >,|,<\ \_
>    \'/     \'..
>     )|^.^.^|
>      |_/\  |
>       \  ; |
>       ,' j |
>      ;  / ;
>      ; /__;   TAL/M@rion
>      ##  ##
>     #W   ##.
>    WIW   ##I.
>

*fallingonmyknees*: "Pleeeease..." :)
Call me 'Marion' or 'kOs'! The '@' looks awful...

Ma�ion

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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 15 Dec 2001 11:46 · permalink
On Sat, 15 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Thu, 13 Dec 2001 00:31:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >	~amused, silent laughter~
> 
> *Sob* Talk to me, please! Was it something i said? Please let me hear your
> abundant laughter again, your silence  the one that's _not_ golden.

	*cackles*  -You mean like that?


> >> [http://httpd.chello.nl/~p.maassen/mrmohawk.avi]
> 
> It's just a little movie without sound, so you wouldn't have to
> halt/stop/pause your music.

	Yeah, I would be my computer suX0rs.


> But you are getting better, it's rather easy to see.

	Well thanks!  *S*


> >                              +
> >                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA    
> >                    | ____  /___\ __ |   
> >                    |[___  /_____\ _]|    You don't think that
> >                    | __  zz|{..}| _ |   I looked nice when I
> >                    |[_  zzc;  7 ) _]|      first appeared? 
> >                    | _ zzzzz\^_/z _ |             :
> >                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|  `..........:
> >                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |    
> >                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |
> >                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
> >                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
> >               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
> >              /                          ^^     \
> >              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 
> 
> There you go, a typical response from an insecure teenager...

	Grizselda's no teenager.  She's an archaic sorceress, been around
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long-- buddies-up with weird creatures and beings
whom we'd consider to be out of the pages of mythology texts.  What is to
the world paranormal is to her commonplace-- which explains the following
comments from her:


> >                              +
> >                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA
> >                    | ____  /___\ __ |     *gAsP!*  Hold on,
> >                    |[___  /_____\ _]|     my skin-- have I- 
> >                    | __  zz|{oo}| _ |  have I begun to wrinkle?
> >                    |[_  zzc;= 7=) _]|   I've got crow's feet,
> >                    | _ zzzzz\O_/z _ |   haven't I!  I do!  I
> >                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|  can see it in your eyes!
> >                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |             :
> >                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ | `...........:
> >                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
> >                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
> >               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
> >              /                          ^^     \
> >              #### b'ger/TAL ####################
> 
> Yes, but they're white crow's feet!

	Yay!


> >                              +
> >                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA
> >                    | ____  /___\ __ |   I suppose that I should 
> >                    |[___  /_____\ _]|   never have trusted anti-
> >                    | __  zz|{,,}| _ |    aging cream from the
> >                    |[_  zzc; '7 ) _]|   goddess Hel...  But that
> >                    | _ zzzzz\x_/z _ |    one side of her looked 
> >                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|   so convincing. *sniff!*
> >                    | _ zzzzz\` /\\  |               :
> >                    |[__ zzz  \/  )\ |  `............:
> >                 ___|___/ z:__/__:/ \|________
> >                /       '-, \   / ,-'     ,   \
> >               /           :_;':_;      (K )   \
> >              /                          ^^     \
> >              #### b'ger/TAL #################### 
> 
> That's teach you, trusting goddesses...

	She's known them for longer than any of the new gods and it's
no better to trust them than some of the demons, (or angels, for that
matter), who come to pass her way...


> BTW: What's with the apple, Athena?

	It's the apple that started the Trojan War.  The "K" stands for
"Kallisti".  Grizselda is keeping is safe so that a war doesn't break out
again due to vanity.  Should the planet choose to seriously piss her off,
however...  (Also: see Discordianism/Erisianism listed on my website).

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     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 15 Dec 2001 12:03 · permalink
On Sat, 15 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:
>
> LOL! You can say a lot of Tali, but square she is not.
> She is round in all the right places :-)

	~lol~  Thx, babe!



OBASCII:  -= [ Griffen 01 ] =-

                          //           //
                        ///          ///
                       ////         ////
                       |////       /////
                       |))//;     /)))//;
                      /)))))/;   /)))))/;
                  .---`,))))/;  /)))))))/;
              __--\/6-  \`))/; |)))))))/;
             (----/    \\\``;  |))))))/;
                ~/-\  \\\\\``   \))))))/;
                    \\\\\\\\`    |)))))/;
                    |\\\\\\\\___/))))))/;__-------.
                    //////|  %%_/))))))/;           \___,
                   |||||||\   \%%%%%%;:              \_. \
                   |\\\\\\\\\                        |  | |
                    \\\\\\\                          |  | |
                     |\\\\               __|        /   / /
                     | \\__\     \___----  |       |   / /
                     |    / |     >     \   \      \  / /
                     |   /  |    /       \   \      >/ /  ,,
                     |   |  |   |         |   |    // /  //,
                     |   |  |   |         |   |   /| |   |\\,
                  _--'   _--'   |     _---_---'  |  \ \__/\|/
                 (-(-===(-(-(===/    (-(-=(-(-(==/   \____/

 
SOURCE: 
http://www.won.nl/dsp/usr/mvketel/Internet/Asciiart/anmlmain.html#griffens 

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      ,qppppp.      
     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      

On Sat, 15 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Fri, 14 Dec 2001 02:17:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >	Yeah, didn't you know that I double as Angular Girl?  ~lol~
> 
> "This looks like a job for.... ANGULAR GIRL!!!!" :-))

	I'll defeat you with my amazing powers of... non-curvaceousness?

-tal

On Sat, 15 Dec 2001, Marion Koslowski wrote:

> *fallingonmyknees*: "Pleeeease..." :)
> Call me 'Marion' or 'kOs'! The '@' looks awful...
> 
> Ma®ion

	Sorry about that.  You got it!

-tal

Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 16 Dec 2001 01:02 · permalink
On Sat, 15 Dec 2001 05:46:48 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>> >	~amused, silent laughter~
>> 
>> *Sob* Talk to me, please! Was it something i said? Please let me hear your
>> abundant laughter again, your silence  the one that's _not_ golden.
>
>	*cackles*  -You mean like that?

Oh, the joy that fills my heart is far greater than the number of mosquitos
in a swamp during summertime!

>> >> [http://httpd.chello.nl/~p.maassen/mrmohawk.avi]
>> 
>> It's just a little movie without sound, so you wouldn't have to
>> halt/stop/pause your music.
>
>	Yeah, I would be my computer suX0rs.

Get another computer?

>> >                              +
>> >                    AAAAAAAAA/_\AAAAAA    
>> >                    | ____  /___\ __ |   
>> >                    |[___  /_____\ _]|    You don't think that
>> >                    | __  zz|{..}| _ |   I looked nice when I
>> >                    |[_  zzc;  7 ) _]|      first appeared? 
>> >                    | _ zzzzz\^_/z _ |             :
>> >                    |[_ zzzzz| |zzz_]|  `..........:
>> 
>> There you go, a typical response from an insecure teenager...
>
>	Grizselda's no teenager.  

Could have fooled me. as a matter of fact, you did! :-)

>She's an archaic sorceress, been around
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long-- buddies-up with weird creatures 

Ah, kinda like me!

>> BTW: What's with the apple, Athena?
>
>	It's the apple that started the Trojan War.  The "K" stands for
>"Kallisti".  Grizselda is keeping is safe so that a war doesn't break out
>again due to vanity.  Should the planet choose to seriously piss her off,
>however...  (Also: see Discordianism/Erisianism listed on my website).

Let agree to disagree :-)
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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 16 Dec 2001 01:06 · permalink
On Sat, 15 Dec 2001 06:04:37 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>> >	Yeah, didn't you know that I double as Angular Girl?  ~lol~
>> 
>> "This looks like a job for.... ANGULAR GIRL!!!!" :-))
>
>	I'll defeat you with my amazing powers of... non-curvaceousness?

HAH! But nothing can penetrate my shield of stupidity! I'll strike you down
with my sword of narrowmindedness!
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On Sun, 16 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Sat, 15 Dec 2001 05:46:48 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
> provoked the following text:
> >
> Oh, the joy that fills my heart is far greater than the number of mosquitos
> in a swamp during summertime!

	~lol~


> Get another computer?

	Sure! I'll just make one out of thin air! *chuckle*


> Let agree to disagree :-)

	That that is what the K stands for?

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    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      

Johannes 'Joey' R�ssel <joh...@web.de> ASCII art 16 Dec 2001 10:32 · permalink
> >     ___
> >    |___|
> >   / \
> >  /___\
> > |\   /|
> > | \ / |
> > |  X  |
> > | / \ |
> > |/___\|
> >
>
>
> Too stupid I am :-(
>
> Can you help me?

Draw the standard house and when you come to the roof you just draw the
following (too lazy to draw the complete house once again):

               ___      ___       ___       ___
         |    |        |   |     |___|     |___|
   /    /    /        /         /         / \
  /    /    /        /         /         /   \



> Maybe it rhymes in German:
> Das ist das Haus vom Nikolauf
> mit �nem Wimpel obendrauf

Well, not really.

Maybe:

Das ist das Haus vom Nikolaus
Und oben schaut ein Wimpel raus.

Joey

Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 16 Dec 2001 18:12 · permalink
On Sat, 15 Dec 2001 21:28:27 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>> Get another computer?
>
>	Sure! I'll just make one out of thin air! *chuckle*

OOOHHH!!!! Can you make me one too then? I'll send you a picture of my butt
if you do!

>> Let agree to disagree :-)
>
>	That that is what the K stands for?

No, about discordianism.
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What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 17 Dec 2001 04:42 · permalink
On Sun, 16 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Sat, 15 Dec 2001 21:28:27 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >	Sure! I'll just make one out of thin air! *chuckle*
> 
> OOOHHH!!!! Can you make me one too then? I'll send you a picture of my butt
> if you do!

	~lol~  But I've already got one-- see? 
    
    ;^'
   _~~~_
  /,_'_,\
 // > < \\
 `;(_I_) ``=
    \|7
    r'6
   v  8  TAL2001
   R  R


		You look great in that wig!  Hehe...

> >> Let agree to disagree :-)
> >
> >	That that is what the K stands for?
> 
> No, about discordianism.

	Oh that.  Discodianism is basically just a joke disguised as a
religion as a joke as a religion as a joke as a- well, you get the
picture.  The opposite is also true, (unless it's not).

<fnord!>
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     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
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    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      

Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> T�l�szann� WhiteCrow wrote:
>>        ,qppppp.
>>       qMMM____;M    ~T�l�szann� ("T�l�") WhiteCrow (a.k.a Jessie Brown
>> OR
>>       qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope
>> Dances-with-Earwax)
>>      .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
> 
> BTW, why not go to alt.test and figure out the limitations of your news
> reader...
> 
> For me:
> this line will not wrap : ------------------------------------------71>
> this line will wrap     : -------------------------------------------72>

Xnews let's you toggle word wrap in both viewer and compose windows.

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Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 18 Dec 2001 01:13 · permalink
On Sun, 16 Dec 2001 22:42:04 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>	~lol~  But I've already got one-- see? 
>    
>    ;^'
>   _~~~_
>  /,_'_,\
> // > < \\
> `;(_I_) ``=
>    \|7
>    r'6
>   v  8  TAL2001
>   R  R
>
>
>		You look great in that wig!  Hehe...

You've cheated! That's a picture of you, you only made it look like it's me!

>> >> Let agree to disagree :-)
>> >
>> >	That that is what the K stands for?
>> 
>> No, about discordianism.
>
>	Oh that.  Discodianism is basically just a joke disguised as a
>religion as a joke as a religion as a joke as a- well, you get the
>picture.  The opposite is also true, (unless it's not).

As i said, let's agree to disagree. :-)
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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 18 Dec 2001 17:16 · permalink
On Tue, 18 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> You've cheated! That's a picture of you, you only made it look like it's me!

       Aw, shucks, you've found me out!

   
  ,'``)) 
  j c'-,
  ~~~`_; 
   _;_(_
  /(_)_)\
 // >_< \\
 `;/#Y#\ ``=
    \|7
    r'6
   v  8  TAL2001
   R  R   

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     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp      

Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 19 Dec 2001 00:33 · permalink
On Tue, 18 Dec 2001 11:16:55 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>> You've cheated! That's a picture of you, you only made it look like it's me!
>
>       Aw, shucks, you've found me out!
>   
>  ,'``)) 
>  j c'-,
>  ~~~`_; 
>   _;_(_
>  /(_)_)\
> // >_< \\
> `;/#Y#\ ``=
>    \|7
>    r'6
>   v  8  TAL2001
>   R  R   

WOOHOO!!! Nice skirt!
I like the head too though, it's really good!
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On Wed, 19 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Tue, 18 Dec 2001 11:16:55 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >  ,'``)) 
> >  j c'-,
> >  ~~~`_; 
> >   _;_(_
> >  /(_)_)\
> > // >_< \\
> > `;/#Y#\ ``=
> >    \|7
> >    r'6
> >   v  8  TAL2001
> >   R  R   
> 
> WOOHOO!!! Nice skirt!
> I like the head too though, it's really good!

	Thanks... the head is just taken from the finished "Tali's
Moogies" bit, though. :)

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    MMMMM_',MMp      

"Donderfliegen" <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> wrote in message
news:c6a...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 14 Dec 2001 02:17:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
> provoked the following text:
>
> >> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
> >>                              .,,,.
> >>  ####    ####               (~~~)))   That's the strangest-looking bra
> >> ##  ##  ##  ##              o o ((()  /  I ever saw...but maybe Tali
> >> ######  ######              (^  ))))     is constructed differently.
> >> ##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()
> >> ##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))
> >
> > Yeah, didn't you know that I double as Angular Girl?  ~lol~
>
> "This looks like a job for.... ANGULAR GIRL!!!!" :-))

Come to rid us of the Evil Dr. Square ?

Mel <me...@adderleystreet.NOSPAM.co.za> ASCII art 20 Dec 2001 07:45 · permalink
On Wed, 19 Dec 2001 18:28:13 +0100, "CeeJay" <use...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet>
sucked my dick and said:
>"Donderfliegen" <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> wrote in message
>> On Fri, 14 Dec 2001 02:17:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
>> provoked the following text:
>> >> Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
>> >>                              .,,,.
>> >>  ####    ####               (~~~)))   That's the strangest-looking bra
>> >> ##  ##  ##  ##              o o ((()  /  I ever saw...but maybe Tali
>> >> ######  ######              (^  ))))     is constructed differently.
>> >> ##  ##  ##  ##               ~_((((()
>> >> ##  ##  ##  ##               /  ))))))
>> > Yeah, didn't you know that I double as Angular Girl?  ~lol~
>> "This looks like a job for.... ANGULAR GIRL!!!!" :-))
>Come to rid us of the Evil Dr. Square ?

dr. square _rocks_!!!

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Taliszanna <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> ASCII art 23 Dec 2001 11:17 · permalink
On Thu, 20 Dec 2001, Mel wrote:

> dr. square _rocks_!!!

	Yes, he does. :)

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