Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Aug 2000.
Job Hunting
alt.ascii-art
· 266 messages · 4 Aug 2000 - 11 Jan 2001
Once again I scanned the web for jobs. All the sterile ads reminded
me of my last sterile workplace, though.
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| // : | -' )= \\ ____/ Boring... \
| // : | --- \-_;` `-. boring... |
| // : | -._ |\`\ | BOOOOring... |
`-----._| __ // ( \| | (What's "IT" |
_/___\_ //)_`// | ||] \ mean anyway?) /
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| // : | --- ((/o_/` ,' `.
| // : | -._ [:]\_\ ____/ HMMmmmm! \
`-----._| __ | | ( \| `-. What WOULD be |
_/___\_ //)_` \ \' /|] | a cool job, |
_____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L\_,'||| \ I wonder... /
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| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
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,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
/ My hat ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| doesn't fly off | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| because it's | `-------' \-` ,
| aerodynamically | & , . & , . & , | '
\ shaped, see? / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
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__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
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('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
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,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
__ __
_______________ ('__`> _ --__`.
,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
/ Please don't ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| write! They WERE | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| called "Fokkers." | `-------' \-` ,
\ Honest! / & , . & , . & , | '
`._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
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,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ There must be ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| fair weather | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
\ coming up. / `-------' \ ,'\ |
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_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
| ' ,
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__ __
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,' `._____ /=(..) ______\ -'_--`.
/ I can tell ,-' `\}+/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| by the number | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| of bugf ftuck | `-------' \-` ,
\ in my teeff! / & , . & , . & , | '
`._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
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,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| mercilessly | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| pounding away | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
| at his | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
\ enemies! / | ' ,
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\|/ )
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,' `._____ (( /==(.) ______ ( _--`.
/ OH NO!!! ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| OUT OF AMMO!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``.
| ONLY ONE THING | `-------' \-` ,
\ LEFT TO DO!! / & , . & , . & , | '
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| signalling | _____,-------.____________/ `./ |
| "I surrender" in |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/
\ dog fights. _,-' ,/ -\ |()|::::)=
`._____________,' \=(66) ------
(.__,>
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
`\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
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| mein Herr! | _____,-------.____________/ `./ |
| Haben Sie etwas |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/
\ Grey Poupon? _,-' /O \. |()|::::)=
`._____________,' (^^)=/ ------
\ | / <.__,)
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\________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
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. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
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\ `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. ..
\________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
.____, `-------' `-------' \-`
. \ / , . & , . & , |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' ` : *Snipe!* |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,' / *. *Ker-ing!* |
' /__\ ` / : |\
' ` __________________________/ / *_________/__\
/ / / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
; / /
/ /
*Rattattatt...!*
/
/ / *Zing!*
/__ *Shred!* ,
(*__`> *Tear!* ' *Ricochet!*
\ / ** ) / ______
\ /:.* |()|::::)=
\________ ____/ / / \ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' / /:--' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . / / '.. & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of ` / _ `: _\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,' / / |_ ".. |`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` / / ;: | ' ,
' ` _______________ / ______________:______/ '
/ /
/ /
/ ;
To be continued...
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
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On Mon, 7 Aug 2000 20:19:11 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: [the beginning of a new Red-Baron-Story] > > __ > ('__`> > \ /==(o) ______ > \ `\__/ |()|::::)= > \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ > .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | > . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | > |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | > |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / > ' /__\ ` | ' , > ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' > / / > / / > ; ; Why the hell Buxtehude? Why not Ober-Oeraerkenschwiek? Tztztz... >To be continued... I hope so. Obascii: "Buxtehude, where the dogs bark with the tail." _ U '. wau wau ___//` wau ~( _ ) {{ {{ -- [g3]-=g3ck0=-[aaa] _.-.___.-._ \ <--opera--thebat--< +------------------+ .- ( (|). .(|) ) -. \ <--emacs--bcppc--< g3c...@gmx.net / .- \ ___ / -. \ \ <-ascii--editor-< http://www.g3ck0.de oooo '-------'[g3]ooo ======= <--agent--<
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,' `._____ (( /==(o) ______
/ Hey, that's not ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| a space station! | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| That's the Moon! | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| Although he won't | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| admit it the Red | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ Baron is lost. / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
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.-~ (oo) (oo) ~-.
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\x_x_x_x_x_x/ (_) \/
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_____( )___ O ('__`> _ --__`.
( _) /=(99) ______\ -'_--`.
_( He's still ) `\_./ |()|::::)= '_`. .
( too proud to __) _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
(__ stop and ask _) `-------' \-` ,
(_ directions, _) & , . & , . & , | '
(___ though. _) _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
(__________) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
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,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| space station's | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ reactor core! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
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| you thought we | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``.
| could shoot down | `-------' \-` ,
| only doghouses | & , . & , . & , | '
\ with these! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
`.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
-- -
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
`\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
>To be continued...
I cant wait.. 'cept.....
I have Red Baron, Red Baron3, Red Baron4, Red Baron5/1, but no #2...
did my news server drop it for some reason?
............
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______________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| braving the skies | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| in his Fokker | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ airplane! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
__ __
_______________ ('__`> _ --__`.
,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
/ Please don't ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| write! They WERE | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| called "Fokkers." | `-------' \-` ,
\ Honest! / & , . & , . & , | '
`._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
-- -
__
____________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ There must be ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| fair weather | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
\ coming up. / `-------' \ ,'\ |
`.____________,' & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
| ' ,
__________________________/ '
__ __
_____________ ('__`> _ --__`.
,' `._____ /=(..) ______\ -'_--`.
/ I can tell ,-' `\}+/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| by the number | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| of bugf ftuck | `-------' \-` ,
\ in my teeff! / & , . & , . & , | '
`._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
-- -
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_________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| mercilessly | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| pounding away | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
| at his | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
\ enemies! / | ' ,
`._________,' __________________________/ '
\|/ )
__ ( __
____________ ('__`> ) -_`.
,' `._____ (( /==(.) ______ ( _--`.
/ OH NO!!! ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| OUT OF AMMO!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``.
| ONLY ONE THING | `-------' \-` ,
\ LEFT TO DO!! / & , . & , . & , | '
`.____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
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\ .
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,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` |
/ This is \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / |
| signalling | _____,-------.____________/ `./ |
| "I surrender" in |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/
\ dog fights. _,-' ,/ -\ |()|::::)=
`._____________,' \=(66) ------
(.__,>
__
______________ ('__`>
,' `._____ (( /==(o) ______
/ Hey, that's not ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| a space station! | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| That's the Moon! | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| Although he won't | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| admit it the Red | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ Baron is lost. / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
.-'~~~~'-.
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.-~ (oo) (oo) ~-.
(_____//~~\\//~~\\______) ) )
_.-~` `~-._
/O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ _ _
\__JRO______________________________/ |- (_)
\x x x x x x x/ _| \
\x_x_x_x_x_x/ (_) \/
_ /,'
____ (_) __ __
_____( )___ O ('__`> _ --__`.
( _) /=(99) ______\ -'_--`.
_( He's still ) `\_./ |()|::::)= '_`. .
( too proud to __) _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
(__ stop and ask _) `-------' \-` ,
(_ directions, _) & , . & , . & , | '
(___ though. _) _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
(__________) _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
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,' `._____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
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| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
| Red Baron | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| space station's | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ reactor core! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.____________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
|. . . . . . |
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| you thought we | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``.
| could shoot down | `-------' \-` ,
| only doghouses | & , . & , . & , | '
\ with these! / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
`.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
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\ .
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,' `. _/. ,\_/. ,\_/. |) )|` |
/ Verzeihen Sie, \ & ` ' & ` ' & ` |`. / |
| mein Herr! | _____,-------.____________/ `./ |
| Haben Sie etwas |___ \_\/ \) __||__ \ `/
\ Grey Poupon? _,-' /O \. |()|::::)=
`._____________,' (^^)=/ ------
\ | / <.__,)
###
(( #####
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.____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
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\________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
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. \ / , . & , . & , |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' ` : *Snipe!* |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,' / *. *Ker-ing!* |
' /__\ ` / : |\
' ` __________________________/ / *_________/__\
/ / / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
; / /
/ /
*Rattattatt...!*
/
/ / *Zing!*
/__ *Shred!* ,
(*__`> *Tear!* ' *Ricochet!*
\ / ** ) / ______
\ /:.* |()|::::)=
\________ ____/ / / \ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' / /:--' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . / / '.. & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of ` / _ `: _\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Buxtehude ,' / / |_ ".. |`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` / / ;: | ' ,
' ` _______________ / ______________:______/ '
/ /
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To be continued...
MEDIC!!
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What went on before...
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And now--the conclusion...
*Smolder!*
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. \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ |
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' ` _____________________________________:______/ '
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. \ / , . & , . '.. & , |
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|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |
' /__\ ` //|/;: |\
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. \ / , . & , . '.. & , |,' \ |
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' ` _____________________________________:______/ '
/ /
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. \ / , . & , . '.. & , |
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|,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_ (/##. |`. |
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' ` _____________________________________:______/__\
/ / .`.-_-\
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; ;
--
__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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Throw-away joke, to be deleted by newsgroups with spatial constraints:
__ __
('__`> __ _ --__`.
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\________ / /\ /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``.
.____, `-------',~((( / )----' \-` ,
. \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | '
|`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\'' |
|,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. |
' /__\ ` ___,--'__`--'));' |\
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~~' """"""/ / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
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/ \
| She's not dead, |
| you know! |
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.____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
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' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
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. \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , | '
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|,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|``. |
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| But the |
| goose is. |
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.____, `-------',~((( / )----' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , ~')))'/ / & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of ~'// ,' / /_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Wanne-Eickel _,' ,' '|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
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' ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
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(
) ___________________
(( ,' `.
. )) , / His plane shot \
;x\ ( ,' | down by anti-aircraft |
\ \ /| | flak the world famous | --._
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,-' \__\_(/// \ stuck in the desert. / ===- `---
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/| ,
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,' `. __,==--._
/ I HATE the desert! \ `-_-_===- `-._
| Hot by day! Freezing by | ,'===- `-
| night! Synonymous with |
| the word "thirst!" And | === ___
| the constant background | === <'___`)
| score by Maurice Jarre |____ :>)<\\\
| gets REALLY old after _,-' \=__/`
\ about three hours! / /\_`\
`.______________________,' (( _. ,// / )
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/ Draw me \
__________________ | a sheep, |
,' `. \ Sir! /
/ Plus one meets \ `.__ ___,'
__ | all sorts of weirdos | |/ __
__,-' \ out here! / `.,== ' '= `-.__
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((_) ===-- /\_`\ | + | |
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_(*('((._ ,-;,'_/-'` | /_%%| \
(_)_*_#_(_) (_/ ___/ ,'-'|_____|
`(_)_)_)' \____,--'ool |/
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('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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"MJP" <mik...@bluedwarf.net> wrote in message news:398...@news.concentric.net... > I have Red Baron, Red Baron3, Red Baron4, Red Baron5/1, but no #2... > did my news server drop it for some reason? Nah, the first article in the thread was called "Job Hunting." The second I called "Red Baron." And the third I then called "R.B.Pt.3." I would have done it differently if I had planned it. -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
g3c...@gmx.net (g3ck0) writes: > On Mon, 7 Aug 2000 20:19:11 +0200, "Ool" > <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > > > |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | > > |,- -.| Buxtehude ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / > > Why the hell Buxtehude? Why not Ober-Oeraerkenschwiek? Tztztz... Surely "The Spirit of Richthofen" (or "Der Geist von Richthofen"). That is where Manfred "Der rote Baron" von Richthofen came from. -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Nerd, Geek, Hacker, Unix Guru, Sysadmin, Roleplayer, LARPer, Mystic
__
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. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
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. \ / , . & , . & , . & , | '
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|,- -.| Oberpfaffenhofen ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
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. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
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_______________________ ___________
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/ Shot down and stranded \ / That's cute! \
| in a huge desert the | | Now draw me a |
| world famous Red Baron | \ Gameboy! /
| is attempting to build | `._______ __,'
| a new airplane out of | /,'
| salvaged parts from the | _ /'
\ wreckage of his old one. / |` \
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| been a good ,-' :6)6 \\ |` \
| idea if his | \~__/' /,-. |
| old plane | ,-/ /\-. 6|6`V
| had been | / |. . `. \o_/
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/___\\/ /_______/ (__,'(__,' |/
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('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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I have a job interview on Monday, so I'll be offline and/or too busy
for a few days. So here are a few simple cartoons in advance. Hope-
fully I'll have time to conclude the desert plot next week...
__
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\ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
\ `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
\________ _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
.____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Oberammergau ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
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_____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ /__ ___\
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--
__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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Throw-away joke, to be deleted by newsgroups with spatial constraints:
__
______________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ Once again ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| the world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| Red Baron is | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| approaching the | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| dreaded alien | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ space station! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
`.______________,' | ' ,
__________________________/ '
__ __
_____________ ('__`> _ --__`.
,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
/ It's orbiting ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| very low, in | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| case you were | `-------' \-` ,
\ wondering. / & , . & , . & , | '
`._____________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
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& , . & , . & , | '
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\ | Invaders! ,-' /=(66) ______
\ \_________/ `\_-/ |()|::::)=
\______________________ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Reit-im-Winkel ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
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--
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('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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__
____________ ('__`>
,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ Luftwaffe has ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| equipped our | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| airplanes with | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| new navigator | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
\ robots. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
`.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
| ' ,
__________________________/ '
____________ __ __
,' `. ('__`> _ --__`.
/ They're \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
| supposed to be ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| an assisting | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| safety feature, | `-------' \-` ,
| but frankly | & , . & , . & , | '
| mine's just | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| getting on | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
\ my nerves! / |\
`.____________,' __________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
__________________ /\
| | /\/ \/|____
| CLOUD AHEAD! | ___/ /_____
| DANGER! | _\ SHUT UP!! /
| OOL SCHREGLMANN! | \ YOU BUBBLE-HEADED /
| DANGER! | /___ BOOBIE!!!_____\
|__________ ______| /__ __ __\
/ /__ | / \/
/__ / |/
|/ __ '
_____ ('__`>
\ (<=<>>) /=(><) ______
\ _)_(_ `\_O/ |()|::::)=
\________ ///|\\\ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Dusseldorf ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
; ;
--
__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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_____________ __ __
,' `. ('__`> _ --__`.
/ It's venison \____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`.
| on the menu ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| tonight for the | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| Red Baron, owing | `-------' \-` ,
| to a rather | & , . & , . & , | '
| unfortunate mid- | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
\ air collision / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
`._____________,' |\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
_________________
_( _)_
( How am I ever _)
( going to replace a _)
(__ red-nosed reindeer? )_
(_______________________) _
(_)
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(__\ /__) <'__`)
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On Wed, 9 Aug 2000 19:03:12 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> provoked the following text: > ____ ( _ ) > _____________ (=__=) ) ( \ // > ,' `._____ {(..)} ((_)\ \ \ > / Hey, you with ,-' \<>/ |())(::(:=)) > | the funny nose! | _____ / /\ /)__((_\__)(\_ > | Mind if we swap | `-------' ))/ ( ) \ > | addresses and | & , . & , (( \ )( | > | deal with this | _\' `/_\' ) _ | > \ in private?! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ( |_|`. | > `._____________,' ) |\ > __________________________/\ \ > \ \ > \_) I love your cartoons! I think you should consider pulishing them (besides posting them here). They're witty, original and drawn great! Keep posting them! -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation/index.html (The guestbook is finally online.) Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Warning! the following characters have been used in a repetitive way, and all persons who are sensitive to such repetitions should avoid this post. )(:.-'|/\=@%aeiou and sometimes y On Wed, 9 Aug 2000 19:03:12 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > > > > > > __ > _______________ ('__`> \ \ *Zing!* > ,' `.____ (( /=(..) \ \ ___\__ > / Here's the world ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= > | famous Red Baron | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ > | having his newly | `-------' \ ,'\ | > | cleaned airplane | & , . & , *Snipe!* : |,' \ | > | riddled with | _\' `/_\' .. \ |) )|, | > \ bulletholes! / _|`. ,'|_|`. : \ \ |,' ,/ / > `.______________,' : \ \ \ | ' , > ___________________\_____\\ ' > > \ \ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __ ) _ ( > ____________ ('__`> ( ( \ \\ > ,' `._____ /=(..) _))(\ \ // > / I could just ,-' `\_~/ |((((:):)(( > | bail out but | _____ / /\ /)___))/_(_\)_ > | it would do hell | `-------' (( \ )( \ > | to my insurance | & , . & , ))/ ( ,) | > \ rates! / _\' `/_\' ( _ | > `.____________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ) _|`. | > ( |\ > __________________________/\ \ > \ \ > \_) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ____ ( _ ) > _____________ (=__=) ) ( \ // > ,' `._____ {(..)} ((_)\ \ \ > / Hey, you with ,-' \<>/ |())(::(:=)) > | the funny nose! | _____ / /\ /)__((_\__)(\_ > | Mind if we swap | `-------' ))/ ( ) \ > | addresses and | & , . & , (( \ )( | > | deal with this | _\' `/_\' ) _ | > \ in private?! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ( |_|`. | > `._____________,' ) |\ > __________________________/\ \ > \ \ > \_) .-------------------------------. (\�/) :Who you sayin has a funny nose?: /\ (__)_(__) |/------------------------------' \/ ____, (o) (O) .' %%%%%%%%% Doctor %%%%% \/,===== _(_)_ %%%%%%%%%% Schreglmann ()===%% (){{}@'O\ (((o))) %%% @ <o\ can't we /(o) %% ()){}(_-) hmm __}�{__ ; (_o help that (-)__)%% ({}\/\ \))) (�/\�/\�) ) ( poor man /\___\ |\+-\| /_/ ||��: || /___/\ with his |o_ ( ) ||\ \/ /| || : || ( ) \ | funny nose? |: :( | (||\___/|| {_} : {_} ( | \| |:.:| | (_||||||| ||__:__|| | \ | | / /| )___( | \ O / | |\ \ | | ===. | ( : ( ((\ [ /)) | === | | MJP | | : | | / \ | |______| |______| | : | | | | | | | | | | : ) ( | | ) | | | | | : | | | | | | ) ( | | : | | | | | | | | | |_:_|_ (_)**| |**(_) |__|_ _|__| (_____) `-[_]W[_]-'MJP (____) (____) -- **************************** __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" bluedwarf.net ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
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/ Begone, foul wielder \ | but I've just realized |
| of temptation! Do you |_ | my mistake. Say, have |
| really think you can _`. | you seen some hippie |
| even start below half | \| | crawl around here who |
| the riches and ALL | ' | looks like he just |
\ the women? / __ \ might be Messiah II? /
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
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| About to die of thirst in the desert, |
| the world famous Red Baron has an |
| accidental encounter with the Devil... |
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/ Wait! You can't \ / A deal? MWAHAHA! \
| leave me out here to | | You're already on my |
| die! Isn't there | | "sure thing" list. In |
`----._ \ some deal-- / | just a few hours you |
==-- `.____ __________,' | shall be mine! There |
=- `.\ | . | is nothing you could |
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| activating the | `-------' \-` ,
| flight simulator | & , . & , . & , | '
| in his spreadsheet | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
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,' `._____ /==(o) ______
/ The world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| Red Baron is | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| despondent | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| because his | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| girlfriend found | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ "Mr. Right." / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
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,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
/ "Wilbur or ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| Orville," I asked. | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| But she merely | `-------' \-` ,
| stormed out and | & , . & , . & , | '
\ wouldn't say. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
`\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
LOL! Your Red Baron series should be a TV Series or something :D Great work, dude! Keep it on! :) "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> escreveu na mensagem news:8nhm7s$jhn$12$1...@news.t-online.com... > > > > > __ > ______________ ('__`> > ,' `._____ /==(o) ______ > / The world famous ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= > | Red Baron is | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ > | despondent | `-------' \ ,'\ | > | because his | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | > | girlfriend found | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | > \ "Mr. Right." / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / > `._____________,' | ' , > __________________________/ ' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __ __ > ______________ ('__`> _ --__`. > ,' `._____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. > / "Wilbur or ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . > | Orville," I asked. | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > | But she merely | `-------' \-` , > | stormed out and | & , . & , . & , | ' > \ wouldn't say. / _\' `/_\' `/_\' | > `.______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > |\ > __________________________/__\ > .`.-_-\ > `_`.'_-_\ > -- - > > > > > > > > > > > > > Main Cartoon: > > > > __ > *ROAR!* /,-- > ,-.__/// / . > ############|+____/o/_); > o//o/ > /_/ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > # ###### > # ##### #### ### > # # ## # ## # # > # # # # # #### # > ############### # # # # # # > # # ###### # # # # # > # # # # # ### # # > ################ # # ## # # > # # # ## ## # # > # # ######## ###### /`. > # # ,'\\\o ,' > \o\/ / > *ROAR!* \o\\\ > /\ \\\ > ~~\''' > > > > > > > > > > > > ____ > _( )__ __ > (_ ) __ | > _--( ________) (__\-. =#= _- \ > (_____)--' `--' " *Roar!* `.__ > / ,' > / / . > #$@%&!!%~%$** ' > > > > > /\ _ /\ ___ /\ _ /\ ___ > ||_ / \ /__\ /\ \ ||_ / \ /__\ /\ \ > __| |_| |___||___|| |__| |_| |___||___|| |_ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __ __ > ____________ ('__`> _ --__`. > ,' `.____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. > / Occasionally ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . > | I suffer from | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > \ Tourette's. / `-------' \-` , > `.___________,' & , . & , . & , | ' > _\' `/_\' `/_\' | > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > |\ > __________________________/__\ > .`.-_-\ > `_`.'_-_\ > -- - > > > > > > > -- > __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ > ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) > // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ > `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/' > > > >
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| nefarious, can | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| throw the world | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| famous Red Baron | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
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| even call | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| themselves | `-------' \-` ,
| "Allieds" in WWI? | & , . & , . & , | '
| The artist's done | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| only minimal | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
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| will distract the | `-------' \ ,'\ |
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
`\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
"Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> writes: > ---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---. > / > WINGSPAN JUST TOO WIDE FOR MOST HANGARS? WE CAN HELP! / > __ , __ _ __ _ _ __ , , __ , ____ / )) > _ /| / / | /_) /_ / \ / /,' ` /_ /|,'/ /_ /| / / / > _ / |/ / __\ / \ /__ /_,' |_/ \_, /__ / ' / /__ / |/ / / > ' ' / )) > ,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---.___,---./ > > ________ __ > / \____ ('__`) > \ | Wh--!! ,-' /(||)\ ______ > \ \________/ (( `\\//' |()|::::)= > \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ > .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | > . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | > |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | > |,- -.| Winsen-an-der ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / > ' /__\ ` Luhe | ' > ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' > / / > / / > ; ; > > > > > * * > > | / > > * ,'\ ,'\ , * > . ,' \ ,' \ ,'| > ` __________,' \/\,' \,'\,' | / > \ |______ > \ / > \ ## ### ### ### # # # / > ,' # # # # # # # # # / > ,' # ### ### ### ### # \ > ,'___ # ## # # # # # \ > _ | ## # # # # ### # # # ____\ > * ' | | > | ,'\ ,'| /`. /`. ,'\ | `. > |,' \,'\,' |/ `./ `. ,' \| > ' ' `.' ` * > | > / > * > * ROTFLMAO! Just shows how damaging spam can be. How to win wars: spam the enemy. -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Nerd, Geek, Hacker, Unix Guru, Sysadmin, Roleplayer, LARPer, Mystic r, LARPer, Mystic
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\ 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio... /
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On Sun, 20 Aug 2000 11:27:13 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> provoked the following text: > | Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo | > \ 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio... / LOL!!! I used to think the lyrics went: "Jambalaya across the sky, oh me, oh maya." :-))) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation/index.html (I have added several new links) One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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/ There once was a world famous Baron, \
| Who put haughty airs in the air on. |
| Asked why his plane's red, |
| "'Cause we're fearless," he said, |
\ "And that is why we'll win World Ware One." /
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In article <8npgem$g4d$17$1...@news.t-online.com>, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: [...] > ) > ( ( *BAM!* > )) ( *BAM!* > (( /\ *BAM!* > __ /\) _ > ____________ ('__`> / _/\| `-----. > ,' `. //(>( /,' \)| : // | ___ _________ > / Which &%$#ing \____ ':_</,' ,' | : // | `-/_| | > | key makes you ,-' _ /_/\'_,' | : // | '--. "Ungh!" | > | enter the | ||~( ) \\_ |_,-----' |_________| > | *%$#ing | [||~\ `.__,(\\ _/___\_ > \ airplane?! / ||~|`.___'_-~~]_[_______]_____ > `.____________,' \\ \ .,-)[____________________] > \,_\___. ||| \ ||| > |______`.||| / ||| > ||==I ||\ \ ||| > __||__ ||_\__ / ||| > ----------o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- :-D I love this one ! In fact, all your Red Baron serie is very good, thanks for posting them. Stef Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
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good stuff!!! pleasant side-effect: overthinking the possibilities of stiff-upperlip baron von richthofen bis muenchhausen playing the holden caulfield part in a layered fantasy make-over of catcher. now, that would make great cinema. (...or a putergame) worktitle: "crash in the crops" director: verhoeven holden caulfield: cleese ...: ... OOL drew: > > ____,----' --- > ______,---' ____, ____________ > ____,----' ______,--\' ,' ,' `. > __,---' ____,----' `._ ,' / Here's the \ > \__,--\' ,==. ____| world famous Red | > \ {^^} `-._ Baron having a | > | _,'__\----() \ little fun! / > \ ____,----' ()_(\===-/ `.____________,' > __,---' ____,----' `. \\=-//______ > \__,--\' __,/ \\- \---' _____\-___, > | -==='| (_) |_____,---' __,--' > \ __`_\\/_______,---' > \_____,-----'_ /-=\\ \ > ___,----' _____,----- / -==\) ## > \___,----' ## ## > ## \ | / > / / __ > ,' / ,####. | \ > / / / #`"""# \ \ > / / ,' ( 6(6# \ \ > ,' / | ,-'\,=.|-.__ `. > / // / / ##/`-'\##### \ > / / ,' \ ###,V ####### > ,' / = / =- /\###_/ \#######. \ > / / /,=/\" _ \###### > / / = \==(3 / `""## | > ,' / ( ( / / ' / __,|# > / / \((/ ----'##\/# ) ) > / / . / `' =/########\# > / `-- / =/######### > ._ | ######^#### | > `== / ###### #### \ > / #/### ##### | > _ | /###| #### \ > ==_ / ###| ### =- | > | ###\ #### \ > | (( ###|\#/#< _ \ > / #|#\ Y### ==' > \\##\ \## > ## > > __ __ > ______________ ('__`> _ --__`. > ,' `._____ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`. > / "Catcher in the ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . > | Rye" would have | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > | been my SECOND | `-------' \-` , > \ career choice! / & , . & , . & , | ' > `.______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > |\ > __________________________/__\ > ~~~ )__ .`.-_-\ > *Cough!* ~~ ~~ ~~ _) `_`.'_-_\ > *Cough!* *Cropdust!* ~ ___) -- - > ~~ \__) > \ | / ~~ ____/ > ~ ~ ____) >
On Thu, 17 Aug 2000, Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > # ###### > # ##### #### ### > # # ## # ## # # > # # # # # #### # > ############### # # # # # # > # # ###### # # # # # > # # # # # ### # # > ################ # # ## # # > # # # ## ## # # > # # ######## ###### /`. > # # ,'\\\o ,' > \o\/ / > *ROAR!* \o\\\ > /\ \\\ > ~~\''' Ool, you are one of the persons I missed during my absence to the group :-)) Keep on drawing, please. I think I'll find a little more time to lurk and even draw for this group with my new job. I just have to convert my newsrc file to the new server (Randal Schwartz himself wrote a genious perl script in one of the last linux-magazine's for this special task, so it shouldn't be too complicated *eg*) Have fun! Alfie obASCII: .--P-v. | | || You've got mail! `----^' || || -- "If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads."
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
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After that, I have to vote OOL as a genius.
In article<8p33th$8ek$17$1...@news.t-online.com>, Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> writes: > > > > > > __ __ > ________________ ('__`> _ --__`. > ,' `._____ /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. > / Here's the world ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . > | famous Red Baron | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > | braving the skies | `-------' \-` , > \ once more! / & , . & , . & , | ' > `.________________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > |\ > __________________________/__\ > .`.-_-\ > `_`.'_-_\ > -- - OOL, thank you very much for the Red Baron series. It is absolutely brilliant. As any fule soon find out, the hard part of cartooning is not the pictures of people -- which can be very simply drawn -- but scripting a consistently funny script from week to week. _ ' ' _ --( '.".' ) __ :--H--: _\_'./"\.' You'll never get me up in one of those things. _/_.-' / . . ( ( ( ( ( @) (" ) ) ) ) . ...." " " " "...... " " " " ...http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/
Hi, I just wanted to say that , this was the best cartoon ever!! I really like it!!:) -- ||| //���\\ ||// //\\ //\\ is back from web.de.. �o o� || || ||\\ // \\// \\ Tha neverdying!! > \\_\\// || \\// \\ www.gamesite.drak.de ~ \\
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/ BEDPAN! I GOTTA! \
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| Why am I being treated like a piece of |
| $#%@ around here! I've fought in WWI, |
| after all! I'm a #@$%ing patriotic |
| hero, that's what! I was even born on |
| the second of May! (Not that that's a |
| significant date now, but it will be, |
\ mark my words, it will be!) /
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| be flying yet, but what do they know? But |
| today I'm getting my stitches out, and then |
| they can't stop me any more, even officially. |
| Can you believe that thing went right up my |
| $#$@%?!! The pain, I'm telling ya, the pain! |
| (High command told me if anyone asks I'm to |
| tell them it was a head injury I've sustained.) |
| I mean, I had thought it was painful when I |
| caught that dose of clap last year, (wasn't |
| allowed to mention that in my book, either) |
| but THIS... You can't even begin to |
\ imagine how painful-- /
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| Were you even listening? Not the |
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\ fine have it your way!!! /
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
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// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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"Yorck Babinsky" <yog...@gmx.de> wrote in message news:39B...@gmx.de... > I just wanted to say that , this was the best cartoon ever!! Thanks! That's why I posted it early. I had this thing finished and was about to go out for chow, and I thought, there's a slight chance that I might get run over by a truck outdoors and then nobody but me would have seen it. So I posted it right away. > I really like it!!:) And I'm depressed. How am I going to top this? Oh, well! -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/' P.S.: I couldn't post this as a reply because OE insisted on screwing up my "References:" header line. References: <8mdl4i$qui$10$1...@news.t-online.com> <8nk7re$1ut$18$1...@news.t-online.com> <8nlhj0$hk7$12$1...@news.t-online.com> <8nmafq$i6l$18$1...@news.t-online.com> <8no872$rvk$17$1...@news.t-online.com> <8npgem$g4d$17$1...@news.t-online.com> <8nrvm2$akm$18$1...@news.t-online.com> <8ntfu6$qeh$11$1...@news.t-online.com> <8o0aeh$27p$15$1...@news.t-online.com> <8o0c24$2tj$15$1...@news.t-online.com> <8o0c77$2v6$15$1...@news.t-online.com> <8o0cdn$31i$15$1...@news.t-online.com> <8o0chr$32u$15$1...@news.t-online.com> <8o0cng$34i$15$1...@news.t-online.com> <8o0cuv$37m$15$1...@news.t-online.com> <8o9b11$g78$14$1...@news.t-online.com> <8oaq7k$hjk$16$1...@news.t-online.com> <8odj88$ph6$14$1...@news.t-online.com> <8oeuaa$abh$14$1...@news.t-online.com> <8oggee$nt1$17$1...@news.t-online.com> <8oj6j3$vkc$16$1...@news.t-online.com> <8oo44p$5ms$15$1...@news.t-online.com> <8opeod$hqd$16$1...@news.t-online.com> <8ou3e8$mf3$13$1...@news.t-online.com> <8p0kvr$sn4$14$1...@news.t-online.com> <8p18md$60n$14$1...@news.t-online.com> <8p33th$8ek$17$1...@news.t-online.com> <39B675ED.24B09B96@gmx.d [then a new line, and then:] e> Sheesh!
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
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// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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On Sat, 9 Sep 2000 04:55:01 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > / That happens \____ ('__,> _ --__`. > | EVERY TIME I ,-' | /=(><) | ______\ -'_--`. > | fly my plane | . `\_=/ . |()|::::)= '_`. . > \ in Spain!! / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. Maybe you shold tell that cloud it's spelled plain, not plane. -- Jan-Erik Finnberg whe...@saunalahti.fi ICQ:49316651 Visit http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/ for Final fantasy 7 midis and not much more!!
Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@saunalahti.fi> wrote in message news:BlC...@4ax.com... > On Sat, 9 Sep 2000 04:55:01 +0200, "Ool" > <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > > > / That happens \____ ('__,> _ --__`. > > | EVERY TIME I ,-' | /=(><) | ______\ -'_--`. > > | fly my plane | . `\_=/ . |()|::::)= '_`. . > > \ in Spain!! / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > > > Maybe you shold tell that cloud it's spelled plain, not plane. Have you never heard the phrase "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plane." - it's meant to be something that, when said in an English accent ("classical" English, not a dialect) rhymes. Stuart
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| %$#@%$ #*%%! $!#* | | @!$* !!$*!@ $$#@#@ |
\ !!!!!!!!!!! / | *#!$ #!$@!%%$ @* |
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"Stuart Moore" <stu...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:srl...@corp.supernews.com... > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@saunalahti.fi> wrote in message > news:BlC...@4ax.com... > > On Sat, 9 Sep 2000 04:55:01 +0200, "Ool" > > <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > > > / That happens \____ ('__,> _ --__`. > > > | EVERY TIME I ,-' | /=(><) | ______\ -'_--`. > > > | fly my plane | . `\_=/ . |()|::::)= '_`. . > > > \ in Spain!! / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > > Maybe you shold tell that cloud it's spelled plain, not plane. > Have you never heard the phrase "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plane." - > it's meant to be something that, when said in an English accent ("classical" > English, not a dialect) rhymes. Yes, but it's spelled "plain" in the lyrics. I looked it up after Finnbert's post--"plain" as in "flat country." http://www.mixed-up.com/lyrics/round/rain-in-spain.html -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
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. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
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' /__\ ` |\
' ` ____________________________________________/__\
/ / .`.-_-\
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On Mon, 11 Sep 2000 00:32:16 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> provoked the following text: > _______________ > ,' `. > / It's the \ > | flight recorder! | > | They don't make'm | > | like they're | > \ going to! / > `.________ _____,' > `.\ > `\ > ______ > *Scratch!* ,'_____/| __ __ > *Scratch!* | ____ || ('__`> _ --__`. > |(:;:()|| /=(66) ______\ -'_--`. > \ | _-^_ || `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. . > \________|(~)(~)||_____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , Another gem! Wonderful! Just keep 'em coming! :-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je SETI@home en ben je lid van HetNet? Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure.
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/ Here's the world \____ /=(66) ______\ -'_--`.
| famous Red Baron ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| traversing the sky | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
\ of the far north! / `-------' \-` ,
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/ Ooooohhhh!! \____ (( /==(o) ______
| Behold the majestic ,-' `\_./ |()|::::)=
| AURORA BOREALIS | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
| descending across | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| the arctic sky, a | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| gossamer curtain of | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
\ ethereal light! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
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__________________________/ '
________________ __ __
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/ It's-- (sniff) \____ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`.
| it's one of those ,-' `\_~' |()|::::)= '_`. .
| grandiose spectacles | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| of nature one just | `-------' \-` ,
| never grows tired | & , . & , . & , | '
| of watching! (And | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| all just caused by | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
\ solar spots!) / |\
`.________________,' __________________________/__\
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So this concludes our cartoon for today. We hope you've been enjoy-
ing it and wish you a pleasant trip offli--
What's that? "Not funny?" What do you mean, not funny?! Haven't
you been paying attention?! All right, we'll see! I'm going to show
it to you once more, and this time around KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!
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| squeak squicksquick ,-' `\ _-/ |()|:::::)= '_`. .
| squiquick squeak | ____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
\ squeak squiqueak! / `-------' \-` ,
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| traversing the sky | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
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| descending across | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| the arctic sky, a | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
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/ It's-- (sniff) \____ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`.
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| grandiose spectacles | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| of nature one just | `-------' \-` ,
| never grows tired | & , . & , . & , | '
| of watching! (And | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| all just caused by | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
\ solar spots!) / |\
`.________________,' __________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
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> > , , _ _ > /| /| |_) \ / | \ > \| \| | \ \/\/ |_/ > ` ` > > ________________ __ __ > ,' `. (`___`> _ --__`. > / Squicksquick \____ /=((6) ______\ -'_---`. > | squeak squicksquick ,-' `\ _-/ |()|:::::)= '_`. . > | squiquick squeak | ____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > \ squeak squiqueak! / `-------' \-` , > `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' > _\' `/_\' `/_\' | > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > -===_- -= = = ==__=== --= =-=- _ =====- -=__==== =_=== -=== = > _- ---====_ ====== --_ === =_---- ==__ ===_- ===---- __-----=== > __________________________/__\ > .`.-_-\ > `_`.'_-_\ > -- - I swear, thou art the master of ASCII cartooning OOL, I really REALLY like this effect you used in this panel. -- .-'"T"'-. Fulgore / | \ E-mail :ful...@mindspring.com | | | Webpage:http://www.mindspring.com/~fulgore/main.html | .|. | ICQ :30360347 \ .' | '. / DC2 :DC2.D Gm A- L- W T Pawl Bzz Fo/j+ R+++ Ac+ Cbl sw'-.,|,.-' J+++! Ns S+ Fr+++! U! I H++ M--- Q+++! Tc++ Skm
Fulgore <ful...@mindspring.com> writes: > > > > , , _ _ > > /| /| |_) \ / | \ > > \| \| | \ \/\/ |_/ > > ` ` > > > > ________________ __ __ > > ,' `. (`___`> _ --__`. > > / Squicksquick \____ /=((6) ______\ -'_---`. > > | squeak squicksquick ,-' `\ _-/ |()|:::::)= '_`. . > > | squiquick squeak | ____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > > \ squeak squiqueak! / `-------' \-` , > > `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' > > _\' `/_\' `/_\' | > > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > > -===_- -= = = ==__=== --= =-=- _ =====- -=__==== =_=== -=== = > > _- ---====_ ====== --_ === =_---- ==__ ===_- ===---- __-----=== > > __________________________/__\ > > .`.-_-\ > > `_`.'_-_\ > > -- - RRRRR OOO TTTTT FFFFF L M M A OOO !!! R R O O T F L MM MM A A O O !!! RRRR O O T FFF L M M M A A O O ! R R O O T F L M M AAAAA O O RRR RR OOO T F LLLLL M M A A OOO !!! > I swear, thou art the master of ASCII cartooning OOL, I really REALLY > like this effect you used in this panel. Definitely _the_ master. The Windows one was already a scream, and this one even tops it. -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Nerd, Geek, Hacker, Unix Guru, Sysadmin, Roleplayer, LARPer, Mystic
Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote in message news:8potvl$bgl$17$1...@news.t-online.com... > > > > _ ----------------------------. ,. ,.. ,. > ##,' `-._ I pressed the fire | || ||| || !! ,##/ > ,' `-._ control... and ahead | || ||`-'| /| !! /##/ > `-._ `-._ of me bullets | ||/\||,-.|/ | /| !! ))|### // > `-_ `-._ blazed through | | /\ || ||/||/ | ! (/#### // ,' > |\ `-__ `-._ the sky... | `' `'' ;;_ |/||\ /|###// // / / > | \/(__`) ._ ,'`-._--------' // ||_ | \/ |##//# // / /# > \-._ | /\//\=)\ '=._ ,' ## # `-._ =_// |||\/||#//# file://,',/#' > \ `|/_,`;;/ _\-'/| `-._"##"# ,' `-._ ===_ ||##||###(///#//### > ' `-.!.-\/___\\ \/ | & `-._,' `-. ,-=__ ==#`'##`'()#`-'#/##,-- > ._ `-. /\ | _|`/_ |`-._ _,'<#####.======_) # / )#####/|##==_ > _`-._ `-._,-/ \|._/|| |`=|=`-.-' _\####)#####, | (/ )#_ |# ,'# > ##| `-.__ `-. | `-._.-/\`|. ===\)<###( / ,`-' \#//##( > \#|,# _|``---'_ `-._`| ____,-'__`-'_####)/ | | | (###### > ###### /|| `-._ `|._ `----. #######( | | | | / _}##""' > '/#) __.--' `-._ | `-._ `._ ###### ||_|_|_| / '###### > /##| __.--'_ `-._ `-. ==_`-####`%| / _ | )---- " > __.--' `-._ `-._ _,' -----===#### |/ /#\ |`: #\_____ > -' `-_ `-._ | `-.-' #####, / /##/ | `: ###### > `-._ `-._ | ___====####| `.#/ /|## #`.`"" > `-._ `-. | ###,.,`./###"""###\== > Is that a quote from something? I can't help thinking I've heard it before, but I can't think where
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/ \~~\ (#) \____ ('__`> _ --__`.
| (#)(#) \_ ,-' /=(><) ______\ -'_--`.
| | `\_O/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| WAR!!!! HUH!!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? | `-------' \-` ,
| | & , . & , . & , | '
| KICKIN' ALLIED #$@%! | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
\ SAY IT AGAIN! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
`.________________,' |\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
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____________ ____________
/ \ / \
| Red Four | | Red Five |
| standing by! | | standing by! |
\____ ______/ ____________ ____________ \_____ _____/
|/ / \ / \ \|
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__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
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('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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,' `-._ control... and ahead | || ||`-'| /| !! /##/
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`-_ `-._ blazed through | | /\ || ||/||/ | ! (/#### // ,'
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('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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On Thu, 14 Sep 2000 00:10:10 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> Spake thus:
is it just me or was there no Red Baron #52?
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> is it just me or was there no Red Baron #52?
There was.
Your newserver must have eaten it in one big gulp.
Here it is though:
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,' ___ `. __ __
/ \~~\ (#) \____ ('__`> _ --__`.
| (#)(#) \_ ,-' /=(><) ______\ -'_--`.
| | `\_O/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| WAR!!!! HUH!!!! | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? | `-------' \-` ,
| | & , . & , . & , | '
| KICKIN' ALLIED #$@%! | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
\ SAY IT AGAIN! / _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
`.________________,' |\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
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Main cartoon:
____________ ____________
/ \ / \
| Red Four | | Red Five |
| standing by! | | standing by! |
\____ ______/ ____________ ____________ \_____ _____/
|/ / \ / \ \|
___________ | Red Two | | Red Three | ___________
_I__.o.__I_ | standing by! | | standing by! | _I__.o.__I_
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| to kill the good guy |
\ buys the beer! /
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| as the "Xi-Wing | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
\ Squadron!" / `-------' \-` ,
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_\' `/_\' `/_\' |
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|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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In article <8prj77$8mb$13$2...@news.t-online.com>, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > [snip] > > ___ ___ > ||| | | ||| > _ |||#| |#||| _ > \_`----;| |/ \| |;----'_/ > /_,----:| | | |:----._\ > |||#| )) |#||| > |||_| (( /`. |_||| > /`.#`.~. > *Shake!* .`.`. `~ *Shake!* ___ > ___ `.`(`. `. | ||| > ||| | (( / /.`.#`. )) |#||| _ > _ |||#| ,-' /`.`.`/ \| |;----'_/ > \_`----;| | (( \_/ | `./ | |:----._\ > /_,----:| |\ \,' *Shake!* |#||| > |||#| / / )) |_||| > |||_| / )) > / / / > ___ | ___ > ||| | ( | ||| > _ |||#| \ '-- |#||| _ > \_`----;| |/ ' / | |;----'_/ > /_,----:| | '-- -- /| |:----._\ > |||#| |#||| > |||_| |_||| > [snip] > > ____ __________.(\,________ > /__/ /__/#/___________/#/__/ > ___/ /________(\o._________/ > ________________ ___/ __ _____(>\\<)________/ > ,' `. ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~ *SHAKE!* --__`. ~~~~ > / Th-this is how we \____ (( /=(><) )) _==___\ -'_--`. > | tel-ll our hunt-ting ,-' __ `\_o/ |()|::::)= '_`. . )) > | squadron where we've | _==__ / /\ /)_==_||_==_\_-``. > \ sighted the enemy! / `-------' \-` , > `.________________,' *SHAKE!* & , . & , | ' > _ /_\' `/_\' )) | )) > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > == = (( == |\ > ____((____________________/__\ )) > ---_- ____-- ____ .`.-_-\ > === === `_`.'_-_\ > *SHAKE!* -- - > And I thought you were making instant pudding... ha ,^%--- ha ` []\_> \ ha , \/> Does anyone else remember that > ridiculous product called ejm /|^^ "Shake-a-Puddin'"? \ \ (I'm really enjoying your cartoons, Ool....) NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- |_ |_ | 7_ /\ |2 |) /\ |< /\ [ _| ||| cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ha ,^ http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^ ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions ha / " "
On Thu, 14 Sep 2000 00:10:10 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> Spake thus: > > > > _ ----------------------------. ,. ,.. ,. > ##,' `-._ I pressed the fire | || ||| || !! ,##/ > ,' `-._ control... and ahead | || ||`-'| /| !! /##/ > `-._ `-._ of me bullets | ||/\||,-.|/ | /| !! ))|### // > `-_ `-._ blazed through | | /\ || ||/||/ | ! (/#### // ,' > |\ `-__ `-._ the sky... | `' `'' ;;_ |/||\ /|###// // / / > | \/(__`) ._ ,'`-._--------' // ||_ | \/ |##//# // / /# > \-._ | /\//\=)\ '=._ ,' ## # `-._ =_// |||\/||#//# //,',/#' > \ `|/_,`;;/ _\-'/| `-._"##"# ,' `-._ ===_ ||##||###(///#//### > ' `-.!.-\/___\\ \/ | & `-._,' `-. ,-=__ ==#`'##`'()#`-'#/##,-- > ._ `-. /\ | _|`/_ |`-._ _,'<#####.======_) # / )#####/|##==_ > _`-._ `-._,-/ \|._/|| |`=|=`-.-' _\####)#####, | (/ )#_ |# ,'# > ##| `-.__ `-. | `-._.-/\`|. ===\)<###( / ,`-' \#//##( > \#|,# _|``---'_ `-._`| ____,-'__`-'_####)/ | | | (###### > ###### /|| `-._ `|._ `----. #######( | | | | / _}##""' > '/#) __.--' `-._ | `-._ `._ ###### ||_|_|_| / '###### > /##| __.--'_ `-._ `-. ==_`-####`%| / _ | )---- " > __.--' `-._ `-._ _,' -----===#### |/ /#\ |`: #\_____ > -' `-_ `-._ | `-.-' #####, / /##/ | `: ###### > `-._ `-._ | ___====####| `.#/ /|## #`.`"" > `-._ `-. | ###,.,`./###"""###\== > /|\ > | > Poor Snoopy! > > > >-- > __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ >('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) >// -( �OOL mm )^ \\ >`\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/' > > > -- **************************** __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" bluedwarf.net ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
"Stuart Moore" <stu...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:ss0...@corp.supernews.com... > Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote in message > news:8potvl$bgl$17$1...@news.t-online.com... > > _ ----------------------------. ,. ,.. ,. > > ##,' `-._ I pressed the fire | || ||| || !! ,##/ > > ,' `-._ control... and ahead | || ||`-'| /| !! /##/ > > `-._ `-._ of me bullets | ||/\||,-.|/ | /| !! ))|### // > > `-_ `-._ blazed through | | /\ || ||/||/ | ! (/#### // ,' > > |\ `-__ `-._ the sky... | `' `'' ;;_ |/||\ /|###// // / / > > | \/(__`) ._ ,'`-._--------' // ||_ | \/ |##//# // / /# > Is that a quote from something? I can't help thinking I've heard it before, but > I can't think where I didn't answer that right away because I was hoping someone else would. C'mon, anyone? Oh, what the heck! Just type "WHAAM!" into any generic web search en- gine. -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
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"Fulgore" <ful...@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:39C...@mindspring.com... > > is it just me or was there no Red Baron #52? > There was. > Your newserver must have eaten it in one big gulp. BELCH! (Seems to happen occasionally. According to Deja there never was a #42.) > Here it is though: > [...] Well, well! I'm afraid I must sue you now for copyright violation. -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
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"Ool" (ulr...@t-online.de) writes: > () > |\ ||/|/| > ________|\||^||:|:/||___ > ____,--'.____.._______.._____.._ > ,-'_.__;;___::_______;;;____::___;_ > | |:.;:::;.."'."::'..:;;".' "::;. > \ / __,--------+------------------------------- > ,--'_,'_;_:._ : ....:; ....: ...;"":: ,::'" > `----.____ ;:; """:::.:; . ,,"" > __ __ `---.__ `... ;; :: :: > ('__`> )) _ --__`. `-. ::;: ;,,-' > ( ( //\\=) ______\ -'_--`. _____________ `. ...,' > `::_/ |()|::::)= '_`. . _(__ )___,---\.. / > _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. __)____| |____ > `-------' \-` , ____(____ | | )__ > & , . & , . & , | ' __,---------( | | _ > _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _(_ `---- | | _,--( > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | | | `- > |\ _____,--- : : > __________________________/__\ _____(___ ` > .`.-_-\ _(____ > `_`.'_-_\ (_____ > -- - (______ _____.----- > > > > Let me guess...you're a BIG Star Wars fan. :) -KMB -- // ////// ////// ===================================================//=====//=======// // ==================================================//=====//=======// // // ////// ////// //
Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > "Stuart Moore" <stu...@bigfoot.com> wrote... > > Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote in message > > news:8potvl$bgl$17$1...@news.t-online.com... > > > > _ ----------------------------. ,. ,.. ,. > > > ##,' `-._ I pressed the fire | || ||| || !! ,##/ > > > ,' `-._ control... and ahead | || ||`-'| /| !! /##/ > > > `-._ `-._ of me bullets | ||/\||,-.|/ | /| !! ))|### // > > > `-_ `-._ blazed through | | /\ || ||/||/ | ! (/#### // > > > |\ `-__ `-._ the sky... | `' `'' ;;_ |/||\ /|###// // > > > | \/(__`) ._ ,'`-._--------' // ||_ | \/ |##//# // > > > Is that a quote from something? I can't help thinking I've heard it > > Ibefore, but can't think where > > I didn't answer that right away because I was hoping someone else > would. C'mon, anyone? > > Oh, what the heck! Just type "WHAAM!" into any generic web search en- > gine. i have to admit i didn't get it myself in the beginning but try one of these: http://pavlov.psyc.queensu.ca/~psyc382/lichwham.html http://www.artmodes.com/Lichtenstein/lichtenstein-whaam-set.html must have been before my time ;] ++ christoph ++ ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
On Fri, 15 Sep 2000 00:25:27 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> Spake thus: >"Fulgore" <ful...@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:39C...@mindspring.com... > >> > is it just me or was there no Red Baron #52? > >> There was. >> Your newserver must have eaten it in one big gulp. > >BELCH! > >(Seems to happen occasionally. According to Deja there never was a >#42.) > >> Here it is though: > >> [...] > >Well, well! I'm afraid I must sue you now for copyright violation. > > > >-- > __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ >('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) >// -( �OOL mm )^ \\ >`\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/' > > > eh?? -- **************************** __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" bluedwarf.net ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
> > > ____ __________.(\,________ > /__/ /__/#/___________/#/__/ > ___/ /________(\o._________/ > ________________ ___/ __ _____(>\\<)________/ > ,' `. ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~ *SHAKE!* --__`. ~~~~ > / Th-this is how we \____ (( /=(><) )) _==___\ -'_--`. > | tel-ll our hunt-ting ,-' __ `\_o/ |()|::::)= '_`. . )) > | squadron where we've | _==__ / /\ /)_==_||_==_\_-``. > \ sighted the enemy! / `-------' \-` , > `.________________,' *SHAKE!* & , . & , | ' > _ /_\' `/_\' )) | )) > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > == = (( == |\ > ____((____________________/__\ )) > ---_- ____-- ____ .`.-_-\ > === === `_`.'_-_\ > *SHAKE!* -- - > > haha that bee very funny -- **************************** __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" bluedwarf.net ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
"MJP" <mik...@bluedwarf.net> wrote in message news:39c...@news.concentric.net... > On Fri, 15 Sep 2000 00:25:27 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> Spake thus: > >Well, well! I'm afraid I must sue you now for copyright violation. > eh?? Just KIDDING! (-:(| -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
"christoph manz" <zem...@usa.net> wrote in message news:1eh...@usa.net... > i have to admit i didn't get it myself in the beginning but try one of > these: > http://pavlov.psyc.queensu.ca/~psyc382/lichwham.html > http://www.artmodes.com/Lichtenstein/lichtenstein-whaam-set.html This is the one I used: http://www-fa.c4systm.com/Fine-art/Lichtenstein_Roy/whaam.jpg It's kinda funny, the way Lichtenstein simulated the crude offset print texture by actually painting every single dot manually. Well, I think he used a template to spray through, but still... -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
On 12 Sep 2000 21:44:59 +0200, Neil Franklin <nei...@franklin.ch.remove> wrote: >> I swear, thou art the master of ASCII cartooning OOL, I really REALLY >> like this effect you used in this panel. > >Definitely _the_ master. The Windows one was already a scream, and >this one even tops it. Thought of it too late, the earliest one left in my news database is #16.. Are the cartoons stored in a central place somewhere or do I have to use Deja? -- CBM, PEZ, and TI-calc nut, Scout, Glider pilot, Helpdesk-person Email: vjo...@sci.fi, URL: http://www.sci.fi/~vjouppi/ GSM: +358-40-5679999, IRCNet: Jope "I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Ville Jouppi wrote: > > On 12 Sep 2000 21:44:59 +0200, Neil Franklin <nei...@franklin.ch.remove> > wrote: > > >> I swear, thou art the master of ASCII cartooning OOL, I really REALLY > >> like this effect you used in this panel. > > > >Definitely _the_ master. The Windows one was already a scream, and > >this one even tops it. > > Thought of it too late, the earliest one left in my news database is > #16.. Are the cartoons stored in a central place somewhere or do I > have to use Deja? You can find an archive of _all_ of them at: http://www.eternium.de/david/dirlist.php?dir=files/art/ascii-art/red-baron (30kb) greetinx - David -- ,-. __'v'__ David Rekowski ///(_)\\\ mailto:dav...@eternium.de " " drx
David Rekowski <dav...@coodex.de> writes: > Ville Jouppi wrote: > > > > On 12 Sep 2000 21:44:59 +0200, Neil Franklin <nei...@franklin.ch.remove> > > wrote: > > > > >Definitely _the_ master. The Windows one was already a scream, and > > >this one even tops it. > > > > Thought of it too late, the earliest one left in my news database is > > #16.. Are the cartoons stored in a central place somewhere or do I > > have to use Deja? > > You can find an archive of _all_ of them at: > > http://www.eternium.de/david/dirlist.php?dir=files/art/ascii-art/red-baron (30kb) And all in one massive (now 460k) File at: http://neil.franklin.ch/Usenet/alt.ascii-art/20000805_Red_Baron I am thinking of sorting them in groups of 10 to make them more download friendly. If I do, there will be an index in the first file. Above file ist just one of 330 Threads archived at: http://neil.franklin.ch/Usenet/alt.ascii-art/ -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Nerd, Geek, Hacker, Unix Guru, Sysadmin, Roleplayer, LARPer, Mystic
On Sat, 16 Sep 2000 05:14:45 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> provoked the following text: > _____________ > ,' `. > / Uh-oh! \ > | Pointy-hat boss | > \ approaching! / > `.____ _______,' > /,' > /' > > __ _ > ('_,`> )) _ | `-----. _________________ > //(6( `- | : // | | )) | > ':_.} *pop* | : // | ____ |=== -- // ==_-- | > /_/\ _,- | : // | \.`. | -- *click* --__ | > |( ) \\ _*Tap!* |_,-----' \`.`. | ====- \\ -- = | > [|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ ` |;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;| > ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ | ==# =# )) == | > \`\.,-) `[____________________] |________//_______| > \,`.___. ||| \ ||| > |______`.||| / ||| > ||==I ||\ \ ||| > __||__ ||_\__ / ||| > ---o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- UI didn't know the Red Baron likes/liked to play River Rait ((c) Activision) :-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je SETI@home en ben je lid van HetNet? Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. You do not have mail.
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On Sat, 16 Sep 2000 23:32:17 GMT, ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk) provoked the following text: >> __ _ >> ('_,`> )) _ | `-----. _________________ >> //(6( `- | : // | | )) | >> ':_.} *pop* | : // | ____ |=== -- // ==_-- | >> /_/\ _,- | : // | \.`. | -- *click* --__ | >> |( ) \\ _*Tap!* |_,-----' \`.`. | ====- \\ -- = | >> [|\ `._-'\_(\\ _/___\_ ` |;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;| >> ||`.___,-'_-~~]_[_______]_____ | ==# =# )) == | >> \`\.,-) `[____________________] |________//_______| >> \,`.___. ||| \ ||| >> |______`.||| / ||| >> ||==I ||\ \ ||| >> __||__ ||_\__ / ||| >> ---o--o---o-||\_,-'------`-||----- > >UI didn't know the Red Baron likes/liked to play River Rait ((c) Activision) :-) Ahem... That's "River Raid".... -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je SETI@home en ben je lid van HetNet? Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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"Neil Franklin" <nei...@franklin.ch> wrote in message news:6up...@chonsp.franklin.ch... > David Rekowski <dav...@coodex.de> writes: > > Ville Jouppi wrote: > > > On 12 Sep 2000 21:44:59 +0200, Neil Franklin <nei...@franklin.ch.remove> > > > wrote: > > > >Definitely _the_ master. The Windows one was already a scream, and > > > >this one even tops it. > > > Thought of it too late, the earliest one left in my news database is > > > #16.. Are the cartoons stored in a central place somewhere or do I > > > have to use Deja? > > You can find an archive of _all_ of them at: > > http://www.eternium.de/david/dirlist.php?dir=files/art/ascii-art/red-baron (30kb) > And ll in one massive (now 460k) File at: > http://neil.franklin.ch/Usenet/alt.ascii-art/20000805_Red_Baron > I am thinking of sorting them in groups of 10 to make them more > download friendly. If I do, there will be an index in the first file. > Above file ist just one of 330 Threads archived at: > http://neil.franklin.ch/Usenet/alt.ascii-art/ ________________ __ __ ,' `. ('__`> _ --__`. / Oh, that is so \____ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`. | sweet! (Sniff!) ,-' `\_~' |()|::::)= '_`. . | You can also find | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. \ them at: / `-------' \-` , `.________________,' & , . & , . & , | ' _\' `/_\' `/_\' | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | |\ __________________________/__\ .`.-_-\ `_`.'_-_\ -- - http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron/ (I've retrieved them using Deja, actually, and uploaded them there-- header and all. It's also about time I made my site look like a real website once more, as opposed to an FTP-like dump.) -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
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The "Dropping the Pilot" cartoon inspired me to contribute the follow-
ing to the Peanuts Quilt:
( http://www.tibbysbowl.com/peanuts/ Takes a while to load--to put it
mildly--and I'm at the very bottom.)
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The original historical cartoon can be seen here, BTW:
http://eee.uci.edu/programs/slideguide/GermanUnificationEmpire/DroppingPilot.html
http://www.boondocksnet.com/cartoons/mcc196.html
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('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
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Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > > > __________________________________ > ,' `. > / Fly where the clouds are \ > / And not even the sky's the limit. \ > | When a clean white blanket buries | > | Up there | > | All our fears and all our worries, | > | That's where | > | Everything that seemed important to us | > | Turns to far-away fuss. | > | | > | __ () | > \ \ \ () () / > \ ()() \~ \= / > `._________ __ __ _ ____________,' _________ > /,' /,' |/ `.\ / \____ > /' /' ' `\ | Enough! ,-' > | ENOUGH! | > __ \___ ____/ > <'__`) . || , > (^^)=\ ___/\|\||/\/|___ > __ __ \o_/' __ \ / > / _\ / _\ __/\/\__ /_ \ \ ENOUGH!!!! \ > |=(--) |=(--)/ '`'`'' \ (--)=| /__ _\ > \|o/ \|o/ | ' //)'. \ \o|/ |/\ /|/| / > /_/\ /_/\ | [:] \ /\_\ ' \/ ' |/ > ______________ ___/ \ '-. more! MORE.. | KLAP! \______.._____/ \\ KLAP! . \\ . KLAP! .___|\__\\/\/|___. \ / KLAP! \ MOORE!!!! \ KLAP! - KLAP! / /\ ____. /.' |/\ // . \/ > () > \= __ > _______________ ('__`> () > ,' `._____ /==(o) _\____ > / Tomorrow: ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= > | The complete lyrics | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ > | to "Fly Where the | `-------' \ ,'\ | > \ Clouds Are!" / & , . & , . & , |,' \ | > `._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / > | ' , > __________________________/ ' \ \ ()() looking forward to that ;] ++ christoph ++ > > -- > __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ > ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) > // -( �OOL mm )^ \\ > `\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/' ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
FLY WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE
Wind's north-east on tarmac four
When I hear her engine start up,
My ears ringing from its roar,
As her passing lifts my heart up.
Through a veil of rain she bolts,
Racing down the quaking runways,
until off she takes and floats
irresistibly sunways.
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Fly where the clouds are
And not even the sky's the limit.
When a clean, white blanket buries up there
All our fears and all our worries, that's where
Everything that seemed important to us
Turns to far-away fuss.
For a long time I just gaze
As she takes the towering clouds on,
While the murky, rainy haze
Dims her lights out one by one.
Long ago my eyes have lost
That faint dot she had become, when
Finally all I heard was just
Her propeller softly humming.
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Fly where the clouds are
And not even the sky's the limit.
When a clean, white blanket buries up there
All our fears and all our worries, that's where
Everything that seemed important to us
Turns to far-away fuss.
After silence falls I stroll,
Draped in clothes the slush keeps soiling.
Wafting down from flight control
There's the smell of coffee boiling.
Puddles spiked with gasoline
Make an ersatz-rainbow glisten.
Clouds, reflected deep within,
Make me wish that I were with them.
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Fly where the clouds are
And not even the sky's the limit.
When a clean, white blanket buries up there
All our fears and all our worries, that's where
Everything that seemed important to us
Turns to far-away fuss.
"Uber den Wolken" Music and Lyrics (c)1974 Reinhard Mey
English translation 2000 by Ulrich Schreglmann
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Hi, [snipin�, baby] ...and if you want the german version of it, mail me...*duck* For only 4,99$ -- ||| //���\\ ||// //\\ //\\ is back... �o o� || || ||\\ // \\// \\ Tha neverdying!! > \\_\\// || \\// \\ www.gamesite.drak.de ~ \\
>( http://www.tibbysbowl.com/peanuts/ Takes a while to load--to put it >mildly--and I'm at the very bottom.) > > >The original historical cartoon can be seen here, BTW: >http://eee.uci.edu/programs/slideguide/GermanUnificationEmpire/DroppingPilot.html >http://www.boondocksnet.com/cartoons/mcc196.html > > and in good company -- **************************** __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" bluedwarf.net ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
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|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |
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| the song went: "Fly | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| Where the CLOUDS | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
| Are." Do you see | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
| any clouds, because | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
\ I sure don't! / | ' ,
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
// -( �OOL mm )^ \\
`\__/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/'
Yorck Babinsky <yog...@gmx.de> wrote: > Hi, > [snipin�, baby] > > ...and if you want the german version of it, mail me...*duck* > For only 4,99$ hell, i think i still know it by heart... just a prove what kind of permanent damage music lessons can do at the time you're young and the mind is still muddy.. ;] ++ christoph ++ "Ueber den Wolken, muss die Freiheit wohl grenzenlos sein, alle Aengste alle Sorgen sagt man, blieben darunter verborgen und dann, wuerde was hier gross und wichtig erscheint, ploetzlich nichtig und klein..." ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
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`._______________,' _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
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//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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"Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:8qtvq9$t6m$17$1...@news.t-online.com...
> FLY WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE
[...]
WOHOW!
Now thats a great one!
I love your cartoons, (too... ;-)) but this one was nearly better...
(Although its more text than ASCII...)
Hope you continue it much longer...
--
cu...
...Ralf ;-)
~~~ http://Ralf.ilo.de ~~~
[...] > / Ahem!!! \ ('_,,> > | You know ... |_____ /=(99) ______ > | _,-' `\_o/ |()|::::)= > | I distinctly recall | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ > | the song went: "Fly | `-------' \ ,'\ | > | Where the CLOUDS | & , . & , . & , |,' \ | > | Are." Do you see | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | > | any clouds, because | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / > \ I sure don't! / | ' , [...] Hi! I think you created a monster! Your own creation turn against you! How about sending him again back to the desert, perhaps he (Red Baron) needs some more discipline... >;-) Or even better, take his airplane away! *eg* -- cu... ...Ralf ;-) ~~~ http://Ralf.ilo.de ~~~
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| DIE, Allied ,-' `\_=/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
| schweinehund! | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
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| yet that aside | _____ / /\ /)____||______-``.
| from being a | `-------' \-` ,
| flying ace and a | & , . & , . & , | '
| war hero I also | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| write children's | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
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`.______________,' __________________________/__\
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| The tensions of war ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
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| blame for not having | `-------' \ ,'\ |
| found and ENGLISH | & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
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Hi, > __ > _______________ ('__.> > / \____ /==(>) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ > | DIE, Allied ,-' `\_=/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... > | schweinehund! | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ > \_______________/ `-------' \ ,'\ | > & , . & , . & , |,' \ | > _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / > | ' , > __________________________/ ' > In english it�s Pigdog.....;) [snip another cool comic] -- ||| //���\\ ||// //\\ //\\ is back... �o o� || || ||\\ // \\// \\ Tha neverdying!! > \\_\\// || \\// \\ www.gamesite.drak.de ~ \\
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/ Here's the world \____ /==(o) ______
| famous Red Baron ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)=
| moonlighting after | _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
\ work! / `-------' \ ,'\ |
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > __ ________________ > <'__`) ,' `. > ~ ~ ~~ .\ ______ (o)==\ ___/ It just occurred \ > RATTATTATT... -- =(::::|()| \__/' `-. to me that for | > ~ ~~~ ~.~ ~ '/_____||____(\ /\ \ _____ | that ferret this | > | /`. / `-------' | must all appear | > | / `.| . & , . & , . & | like a scene from | > | .|( (| `/_\' `/_\' `/_ | "The Birds" or | > \ \. `.| ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_ \ something! / > . ` | `.________________,' > ` \__________________________ > > > [snip - btw, you're flying the wrong direction ;] > > > > > ( > ( > ,. > .. || ,--/#C > ,._\\_,= = = = == || /##\\@/ *Squeee...* > "-----" *Rattattat* ||/##,-vv > \\ A/\A#| > ,|==|#| )) > `----#| > |||/#/ -. -. > |=(###\ > ()() |X(/ \#\ \ \ > |__|< |XX| \#\ ) ) > /\ |XX| \#) / > ^^^^^^\ ,, -' |XX| /\ > \ ._//_,. __ |XX| __//__ > "-----" |##| ==//== > // -- /XX\ " > |XX| > /XX\ > |X||X| > |X||X| > |X||X| > /X||X\ great stuff, i'll be the first filmmaker in history showing a giant animal in a movie... i'll call it: "FING FERRET" :] ++ christoph ++ > > > > -- > __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ > ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) > //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ > `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/" ______________________________________________________________________ ++ for direct responses use <zemfilms *at* crosswinds *dot* net> ++
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
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//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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Posting a few cartoons up front, meaning, you guessed it, going to be
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
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//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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| | | | |o |o | /,| special! There's a |
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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__________ __________________
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| `.____________`. | | == | == | | base awaiting my new |
|`.|_____________| | | == | == | / roommate. I know |
| | | | |o |o | /,| he'll be an ace, |
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|`.|\_______.\;__| | | | | | selected applying |
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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Hiya, > ,. > || > || -- .. > || ,._\\_, > A/\A -- "-----" > ,|==|. \\ > `----' > -- .. |||| \\ > ,._\\_, |==| -- .. > -- "-----" |XX| \ ,._\\_, > -- \\ |XX| \ -- "-----" > |XX| \ -- \\ > |XX| > |XX| || > |##| | > /XX\ > |XX| | > /XX\ || > |X||X| > |X||X| | > |X||X| | VV > /X||X\ || \\\,-. VV,-/#C > |XX||XX| `.####.__,##\\x/ > |X|><|X| ,- /#/\#######-vv > [========] | ,- /#/ `###-' > |><|><|><| || // (#/ > /XXXXXXXXXX\ > |><| |><| // > /></ \><\ | > /></ \><\ | *POING!* > _/></__________\><\_ > |||||||||||||||||||||| > -. _ || __ /xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\ __ ||_ _ ,- > \/\| \|/\/ /xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\ \| \| |/\/ > .,,.,...,,., /></\|,' `.|/\><\ ,,,.,,,..,.,.., > )(()()()())) /></,' ; ; `.\><\ (()))(()()())( > /></ ; ; ; ; ; \><\ () > /></| ; ; ; ; ;;; ; ;; ; |\><\ (()) > () ; ; || () *lol* *csl* *rofl* Tha�s for whta i have been waiting for in every Cinema. *neckbreaker* *ole* -- ||| //���\\ ||// //\\ //\\ is back... �o o� || || ||\\ // \\// \\ Tha neverdying!! > \\_\\// || \\// \\ www.gamesite.drak.de ~ \\
On Sat, 9 Sep 2000 04:55:01 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > ,' `. . __ . __ > / That happens \____ ('__,> _ --__`. > | EVERY TIME I ,-' | /=(><) | ______\ -'_--`. > | fly my plane | . `\_=/ . |()|::::)= '_`. . > \ in Spain!! / _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > `.______________,' `-------' \-` , hehe. remebers me of eliza doolittle. (my fair lady, played by audrey hepburn) markus
On Wed, 27 Sep 2000 01:35:31 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > __ > <'__`) > :9)9\\ > \~_/' > __/\/\__ > / '`'`'' \ > / ,' '. \ > | | ' ' | | > | | ' ' | | > / /\__ __/\ \ > [:] [--[]--] [:] \. _____________________________ > / ) | . | ((/ \`' `. > /|\ | | \ \ / I never wanted to do this! \ > / | / \ | I never wanted to be a captain | > ( ./|, ) \ | in the cavalry! I never joined | > | || | ) | the war to carry dispatches, | > \__||__/ | run errands and collect cheese | > | || | \ and eggs! / > | || | `._____________________________,' > /_,'`._\ > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Lalalalaaaaa ____________________ > (( _ __ LAAAAAA" ,-' `-. > __/('_~~> ,' I wanted to be... `. > /_\\==(oo) / | \ / A FLYING ACE! \ > / /' \_O/ ) / \ > `. `-.'/| / _______| Shooting down plane after | > `._ \ \Y __ `-._ plane as they approach our | > | || /_ \ __ `-. lines from across the Somme! | > \ // (--)=|/_ \ __ | The Curtiss! The Sopwith! | > \__|| \o|/(--)=|/_ \ | The mighty Salmson 2A2! | > [--[] /\_\ \o|/(--)=| | The Spad! The Farman! | > (( / )\(( / )/\_\ \o|/ | The Caproni Ca.3! The Caudron! | > \ \|/ /(( / )/\_\ | The Nieuport! The Breguet | > | \ |_,'| |/ /(( / ) | 14A2! The Roleur! The | > | |\ )__ \_,'| |/ /| | Tellier! The Donnet-Denhaut! | > / ) \ \ \__ \_,' | | | > ,' ,' \-|_,[] \___/ \ With my best co-pilot in my / > / \/ \ \__ __,[]__] \ back--we'd SING! / > (( / / \_ //|,-| ) `. SING! SING! ,' > `-.\ |/' ___/ `-.____________________,-' > `----'`-.> > i see... you like monty python as least as much as i do markus
"Markus Wamser" <use...@kleine-prinzen.de> wrote in message news:8rn...@hamster.kleine-prinzen.de...
> i see... you like monty python as least as much as i do
Got the DVDs.
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"MaraZ" <mar...@saunalahti.fi> wrote in message news:tei...@4ax.com... > > __ > > _______________ ('__.> > > / \____ /==(>) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~ > > | DIE, Allied ,-' `\_=/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT... > > | schweinehund! | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~ > > \_______________/ `-------' \ ,'\ | > > & , . & , . & , |,' \ | > > _\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | > > _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / > > | ' , > > __________________________/ ' > "Die, Allie schweinehund!" - Adolf Hitler, Wolfenstein 3d Yeah, and I'm a criminal for ever playing it over here. It's "verbo- ten"--by law!--to distribute and own. (Germans still haven't gotten quite the hang of the whole "freedom of expression" idea yet and of its purpose, but at least they've markedly improved over the last 55 years.) -- __ "Space Opera! It's not over __ ('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/00L.htm \-_/"
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//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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"Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > Yeah, and I'm a criminal for ever playing it over here. It's > "verbo-ten"--by law!--to distribute and own. (Germans still haven't > gotten quite the hang of the whole "freedom of expression" idea yet > and of its purpose, but at least they've markedly improved over the > last 55 years.) Well, I'd rather not be able to use Nazi-Symbols than not be able to burn the flag legally, but that might be a matter of personal taste ;-)) Tilman -- +------------+-------------------------------------------+ |Tilman Ahr | Email: rio...@gmx.net | | | til...@student.hu-berlin.de | +------------+-------------PGP-Key available by request--+
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/ Seems like everyone in this place is getting \
| younger and younger. Of course it leads to |
| encountering interesting new demographics, too. |
\ Just look outside the window right now! /
`.____________________________________________,'
_________________________
,' `. . `. __
/ Now don't you dare \ ` . /,--
| take that scarf off! These \ `. ` ,-.__/// / .
| open airplanes are drafty! |_ `. |#____/o/_);
| I've filled your lunchbox, _`-._ o//o/
| and I'll pick you up again | /_/
| at five, when I'm finished | ____
| shopping and cooking and | ((())()-.
| you're hopefully done | ___ )6 c))_/
\ with your bomb runs! / ~~~ / _\ ~~~ \_ "/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~
`._________________________,' |==(99) _)_\_ \. ______
((~""~}__ // \ \`' `.
______________ {~`~~/\_ `.\\ ,' / / Make Mom \
/ \____ \~\.\\`-:. `-' ,' | and Dad |
| Yef, muvver! ,-' /"/ .|| `._,' | \ proud! /
\______________/ ;;; .|| / | `.______,'
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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,' `. ______________________
/ We've \ || | ||
| labeled them | || ___|_ \ | / ||
\ "Fokker Moms!" / || _____|, ||
`._________ _,' ||______ ,'| | _,, ||
`.\ ||______|__|___{((/.__||
`\ || ,',' | (o<o)} ||
|| ,','|| | | \~_/ ||
||','__ | | /\_\`. ||
||'('__`> | _/ /. `||
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| you excited, | \\) / / /\ ||/ /\
| Dwe-- I mean | \ `.|/ / | |/ / |
\ ... Egon? / `.___/ | ,' / |
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/ "EGON?!!" \ | horrible, isn't it? |
| | | I guess like so many |
| Your name is | | parents mine also |
| "Egon | | felt being beaten |
\ Schmegon?!!" \ | up at school builds |
`.____________,'`.\ . ' , \ character! /
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| "Kick Me!" into the | | they would have had to |
| back of your neck | __ __ | wait for the other kids |
\ at birth? / ('__`> (((\ __| to learn how to read, |
`.___________ __,' //>(<; (9<9)) `-. I guess! /
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/ /_] | right! |
,-(// ) \______/
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We don't need no water, let the motherf* burn! (Rancid)
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____________
,' `. __________
/ So tell me \ / \
| something about | __ __ | Don't call |
\ yourself, Eeg! / ('__`> (((\ | me that! |
`.________ __,' //-(-; =)o\)) \_ _______/
`.\ `\_o/ \>_/ )) /,'
`\ /\_\ /\_\ /'
/ / /\ ||/ /\
|/ / | |/ / |
,' / | ,' / |
,'_,' __/ )) ,'_,'__/ \
((/ []__]\ (// []__]\ \ ))
/ )(\ ( ) ((\
_______________
__ __ ,' `.
________ <,_,`) )) (((\ / Don't \
/ \____ :9)9\\ =)-\)) | monosyllabify |
| Call you ,-' \o_/' \o_/ ____| my name! It |
| what? | /\_\ /\_\ `-. sounds silly, |
\________/ //.\ \ ||.\ \ | don't you see? |
||. \ \ ||. \ \ | Like calling |
|\. | | |\. | | | August "Ogg," or |
,'_\|_| | ,'\|__| | | Dieter "Deet," or |
((/ []_| | (//[]__| | \ Manfred "Manf!" /
/ ((\ ( ((\ `._______________,'
____________ __ __ ________
,' `. <',_`) (((\ )) ,' `.
/ No, I don't \ )9 \\ =)^))) / Well, \
| see! You sound | \-_/' \-_/ ____| I guess |
| just as peculiar |____ /\ \ /\_\ `-. there's no |
| about it as our ,-' / / /\ ||/ /\ | accounting |
| chief mechanic, | |/ / | |/ / | | for tastes, |
\ Contardo! / ,' / | ,' / | \ is there? /
`.____________,' ,'_,' __/ ,'_,'__/ \ `.________,'
((/ []__]\ (// []__]\ \
/ )(\ ( ) ((\
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___________________
/ \
| So, there she is! |
| FOKKER DR1!!! |
\____ _____________/
___ (\\ /,'
:::)= / )| /' __ ___________
|______ / / | __ (((\ ,' `.
\/ /| `. (',_,> =)o))) / WOW, it's \
& , |/ `. `//^(^; \-_/ __| like, really, |
/_\' | `.`\`v/ /\_\ `-. um, RED!! /
|_|`. | //\ \ ||., \ `.___________,'
| ||.`. `. |/. \ \
_______/ |\. `. `. ||. |) )
/ / \|. | `./`-- )) \\_ / /
/ / ||__| `\\\ []_(//
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___________________________
,' `.
/ Wingspan: 7.2m, length: 5.5m, \
| weight circa 590kg, maximum |
| speed as of now 175km/h, | __
\ flight ceiling: 6100m! / (((\
`.___ ______________________,' =)o)))
& `.\ \-_/
_\' `\ )) | /\_\
_|`. , \)) *pat* | ||., \ \. ______
/ / *pat* | |/. \ \ \`' `.
____________/ /___________/ ||. |) ) / Really, \
/_,'_ / / \\_ / / | REALLY |
/ //[]\ *crawl* []_(// \ RED!! /
; (( ) (_/ ( ) `.______,'
______________________________
,' `.
/ 9 cylinder, 110 horsepower \
| Oberursel UR-2 rotary engine! |
| And a twin set of 08/15 standard |
| 7.92mm Spandau machine guns, |
| synchronized with the propeller |
\ so they won't hit the blades! /
`.______________ ______________,'
(( __ /,' ____________________
__ ('__`> /' ,' `.
/_\\==(^^) / Not to forget the \
/ /' \_o/ | lovely paintjob by |
`. `-.'/| | someone whose livelihood |
`._ \ \`. | is firetrucks and |
/ //. `__ \ bordello entrances! /
|__// `._(\\______ _ `.___ _______________,'
[--[]_ |()|::::)= / ) __ /,'
__/ \ ____||______ / / (((\ /' ^ ^ ^
\ \-------' \/ / =)o))) ^ ^/\ ^ ^ //\ /\\
& \ \. & , . & , |/ \>_/ \\/\\\/\\ //\ () /\\ __ /\\
_\' \ )`/_\' `/_\' | /\_\ ______ _______ ((() | /\_\ |
_|`./ /,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ||., \ )) ==\=== ===/=== ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/-/ |\__|/. \ \ ' ' ' ' ~
_ / -. __________________/=___||. |) ) ~ ~ ~
`---` / / / \\_ / / ~ ~ ~
/ / / []_(// ))
; (_/ ( )
________________
/ \
### | Will you get |
### | inside already?! |
## \___ _/
# /,'\/`'`'\/`'
__ /'
('__`>
/=(><) ______ _
`\_o/ |()|::::)= / )
_____ / /\ /)____||______ / / ^ ^ ^
`-------' \/ / ^ /\\ ^ //\ /\\
& . & , . & , |/ /\\ /\\//\ ^ ) /\\ __ /\\
_\' `/_\' `/_\' | ________________ \ (() | /\_\ |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | ,' `. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| / We attack mostly \
__________________________/ | at dawn from the | ~
/____ / / _,^ east, right? / ~ ~
/ //[]\ )) / / -'----._________________,'
; (( ) (_/
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I'm still a few cartoons behind from my days off, and I should be mov-
ing the plot along, but at least right this moment I'm too lazy.
So here's filler. Enjoy!
_________
,' ,|
________,' | ________,-----
| | ,--' __ -._
| | `---- (_ ) --____, -__
| | ________ ( )- -' )
| ,' ( _,- ___ ) ,--'
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\ \ `. (__,- _(_ ( ___,-' ___ __
_____ \ `. `. (_ `. _(_
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____) ---.__) ('__`> _ --__`.
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\________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
.____, `-------' `-------' \-` ,
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , | '
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |
|,- -.| Salzgitter ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
' /__\ ` |\
' ` ____________________________________________/__\
/ / .`.-_-\
/ / `_`.'_-_\
_ ; ; -- -
`--. __,------- _______
__)--- (___ _____(____ `--- ___
--' __ `----( ---.__________)----
`-. ____,- `-----------,----' __,-'
-----' ( ___,-' (___________
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_________
,' ,|
________,' | ________,-----
| | ,--' __ -._
| | `---- (_ ) --____, -__
| | ________ ( )- -' )
| ,' ( _,- ___ ) ,--'
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\ \ `. (__,- _(_ ________ ___ __
\ `. `. (_ / \ _(_
\ \ `. | What?? | (___ `--.
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,' ,|
________,' | ________,-----
| | ,--' __ -._
| | `---- (_ ) --____, -__
| | ________ ( )- -' )
| ,' ( _,- ___ ) ,--'
________|' `-._ _( --- (_ __( ,' `--- ) __
`-._ ( `- __ `----- )_
\ \ `. (__,- _(_ ( ___,-' ___ __
\ `. `. (_ `. _(_
\ \ `. -' _(___ _,--(___ `--.
\ `. `. ( ,-' ,- __ __
\ \ (_,- .___( __,---'
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____) ---.__) <'__`) _ --__`.
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_______ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
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_________
,' ,|
________,' | ________,-----
| | ,--' __ -._
| | `---- (_ ) --____, -__
| | ________ ( )- -' )
| ,' ( _,- ) ,--'
________|' `-._ _( --- (_ ___________ ) __
`-._ ( `- _ ,' `. )_
\ \ `. (__,- _( / Not to worry! \ _ __
_____ \ `. `. (_ | It's just |
\ \ `. \ sunblock! / `--.
\ `. `. ( `._____ ____,'
\ \ (_, /,'
___,-___ /'
` _) _ __
____) ---.__) ('__`>
\ `--------' /=(66) ______
\ `\_o/ |()|::::)=
\________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
.____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ |
. \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ |
|`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
|,- -.| Salzgitter ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
' /__\ ` | ' ,
' ` ____________________________________________/ '
/ /
/ /
_ ; ;
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__)--- (___ _____(____ `--- ___
--' __ `----( ---.__________)----
`-. ____,- `-----------,----' __,-'
-----' ( ___,-' (___________
`------------' `------
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_____________________ . ' ,
,' `. __________ __
/ Oil pressure-- Check! \ / \ (((\
| Fuel-- Check! | | Um, hello! | =)o)))
\ St. Christopher Medal-- / | Time out! |__ \>_/
`.________________ ___,' \__________,-' |\`,____
`.\ ,'\\'.____`.
`\ __ (( _____' ,|| \ \ \ ))
_ <'__`) /\).__,' \\__\ /))
/_)___ (66)=\ []--]
.-++-, ______ =(::::|()| \o_/' *Snip!* / \ /
__ \||/ ,'___`. __/_/_||____(\ /\ \ _____*Snip!* /__/ /_/
/ \__||__/ / \ \ / `-------' `-------' ,/ / .____,
_^;_._||--.|_____| | . & , . & , . & , ( / . \ / ,
| `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' The Sp \ \ of |`- -'|
~ ~ ~ | ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. Leip \ \ |,- -.|
~ | / \ ' /__\ `
~ ~ ~ / \______________________________________| ,'__ ' `
~ / / \ \ `'
/ / \ \
(_/ : :
__________________
,' `.
_____________________ / That's the PROBLEM! \
,' `. | I can't even SEE my |
/ You need an extra \ | seat under this pile |
| invitation?!! We kindly | | of junk food wrapping, |
| request you sit down!! | \ let alone sit! /
| Please quit smoking, | `.__________ ______,'
| fasten your seatbelt, | `.\ __
| and make sure your seat | `\ (((\
| is in an upright | =)<)))
\ position!!! / (( \O_/
`.______________________ \ _,_ /\_\
`.\ ,.#* |' ,\
`\ __ (*;;((_' ,' |
_ ('__`> \\)`__,'|__|
/_)___ /=(><) (( \\___,[]--] /
.-++-, ______ =(::::|()| `\_o/ // / \ /
__ \||/ ,'___`. __/_/_||____(\ /\ \ _____ // /__/ /_/
/ \__||__/ / \ \ / `-------' `-------' ,/ / .____,
_^;_._||--.|_____| | . & , . & , . & , ( / . \ / ,
| `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' The Sp \ \ of |`- -'|
~ ~ ~ | ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. Leip \ \ |,- -.|
~ | / \ ' /__\ `
~ ~ ~ / \______________________________________| ,'__ ' `
~ / / \ \ `'
/ / \ \
(_/ : :
___________________
______________________ ,' `.
,' `. / Don't worry, \
/ Wow, now THAT'S a \ | I'll take care of it! |
| first! Usually my planes | | You just go ahead and |
| crash a long time before | | get to the part of |
| cleaning them out becomes | | where the emergency |
\ an issue! / | exits are located! |
`.________________ ____,' | I can hardly wait |
`.\ . ' , \ for that one! /
`\ __ `._____ ____________,'
('__`> /,'
/=(66) /'
_ (( ,\_-/ ))
/_)___ ,'.\/ (( _______ /
.-++-, ______ =(::::|()| / . `.___ ,-' //[]\ /
__ \||/ ,'___`. __/_/_||____ / ,`.___\)) ,' (( |__/
/ \__||__/ / \ \ / `-------' `-------' | | .____,
_^;_._||--.|_____| | . & , . & , . & , ( \ . \ / ,
| `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' The Spi \ '\ |` '|
~ ~ ~ | ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. Leipz `. `._ )) |
~ | `./ ) __ `
~ ~ ~ / \_________________________________________ / / `
~ / / \ \ `"'
/ / \ \
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On Wed, 18 Oct 2000, Ool wrote: > I'm still a few cartoons behind from my days off, and I should be mov- > ing the plot along, but at least right this moment I'm too lazy. Your Red Baron series is excellent - I really like it. However: > _________ > ,' ,| > ________,' | ________,----- > | | ,--' __ -._ > | | `---- (_ ) --____, -__ > | | ________ ( )- -' ) > | ,' ( _,- ) ,--' > ________|' `-._ _( --- (_ ___________ ) __ > `-._ ( `- _ ,' `. )_ > \ \ `. (__,- _( / Not to worry! \ _ __ > _____ \ `. `. (_ | It's just | > \ \ `. \ sunblock! / `--. GROAN.... ;) -- _____________________________________________________ | . . a@@@ | | _ _ _|_ _ _| _ _ Your Commodore @@' @P" | | |/ \ _\ T / \ / | _\ / ` 64 and 128 @@ | | | | / | | L-' | | / | | Specialist @@. [x. | | | | \_| \_ \_. \_| \_| \_. ^@@@ | `--------x-----------------------------------x--------' \ http://home.kscable.com/natedac / `-------------------------------'
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\_O/ /\#!\\ ____/ Doesn't all this \
/ /| //(**)\ `-. JUNK weigh your plane |
/ . `.^*(%@"^^\ \ down something bad!? /
/ `. \\##""\\ )) `.___________________,'
|__// `..~~` //
\ [--[] `---// _
\ / \ __ / ) ___________
\_\ \_|_ _____ _ <'__`) ___ ____/ \
.____, \ \. `-------' `-------' )- \\ \/ `-. A little. |
. \ / , \ ) . & , /`,,,,, \__/' , |/ \___________/
|`- -'| Th / / rit of `/_\' / /////// /\_\ |
|,- -.| / / pzig ,'|_|`. \ '====' / / /\ . |
' /__\ ` / \ //'// |/ / | |
' ` __`. |___ ______ __// // _,---' / | _/
`' \. ( `-. ((/----' __/
. \`. , /`-.___)// []__] \.
|\/|/\_\ `./| / / //// | ) _\`.________________
.--' `---, //// // / ,' `.
\ There's a / //// / | | / The hemorrhoid \
,' BOWLING BALL / //// ( | | | seat cushion kept it |
,'_ DOWN THERE!!! \ `./ \ \ \ \ \ from rolling around. /
| __\ \_/ \ \ \ `.____________________,'
|/\ /| /\ /\|
' \/ |/ \/ `
_________ _______
/ \ / \
| Rats!!! | | What? |
\_____ __/ \___ __/
/,' /,'
/' /'
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\ _______ )) ,,,,,, <'__`) __ _
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.___ , | | `-------' ((\ /\_\ \/ / ^
. \ / , / ) . & |\ \,-' _ \ & , |/ ^ //\ /
|`- -'| /` / rit of `/ ,----||\ _,-' |/_\' | \ //\ () /\\ __ /
|,- - _,' ,' ipzig ,'| | || || `'`\ ||_|`. | _ _______ ((() | /\_\
' /__\( \,' \ /|| | _/ | = ===/=== ~~~~~~~~~~~~
' \ \ __ ,/ ________ __||/|,-= []__]______/ ' ' ~
`"' ,'/ ,' `.// | ) / / _____________________
_______,' /_______ |+._,+||| // / _____,' `.
,' `. || | |||| / | | `-. You'll have to go \
/ The bowling ball \ || | |||| ( | | | after it! The scoreboard |
| just rolled down the-- | || | |||| \ \ \ | and return mechanism |
\ BOWLING ALLEY?!?!?!? / || | |||| \ \ \ | haven't been working in |
`.__________________,'#\|`+.|,+./ \ \-`,-\ \ ages! /
``/#%*//\)"|_______\_/ ,'__/__| `._____________________,'
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__ "Space Opera! It's not over __
('__`> until the Fat Lady explodes." <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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On Fri, 20 Oct 2000 18:31:12 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> provoked the following text: > _________ _______ > / \ / \ > | Rats!!! | | What? | > \_____ __/ \___ __/ > /,' /,' > /' /' > (( __ > \ _______ )) ,,,,,, <'__`) __ _ > \ /[]\\ `-. |||||||| )9 \\ ::)= / ) > \__| )) `. ____ '======' \>_/' ______ / / > .___ , | | `-------' ((\ /\_\ \/ / ^ > . \ / , / ) . & |\ \,-' _ \ & , |/ ^ //\ / > |`- -'| /` / rit of `/ ,----||\ _,-' |/_\' | \ //\ () /\\ __ / > |,- - _,' ,' ipzig ,'| | || || `'`\ ||_|`. | _ _______ ((() | /\_\ > ' /__\( \,' \ /|| | _/ | = ===/=== ~~~~~~~~~~~~ > ' \ \ __ ,/ ________ __||/|,-= []__]______/ ' ' ~ > `"' ,'/ ,' `.// | ) / / _____________________ > _______,' /_______ |+._,+||| // / _____,' `. > ,' `. || | |||| / | | `-. You'll have to go \ > / The bowling ball \ || | |||| ( | | | after it! The scoreboard | > | just rolled down the-- | || | |||| \ \ \ | and return mechanism | > \ BOWLING ALLEY?!?!?!? / || | |||| \ \ \ | haven't been working in | > `.__________________,'#\|`+.|,+./ \ \-`,-\ \ ages! / > ``/#%*//\)"|_______\_/ ,'__/__| `._____________________,' ROFL!!!! Where in the world do come up with those? :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Versie 3.0 van de SETI@home CLI client is er! Vervangt ook de non-Intel client. Ga dan naar http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. "These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!"
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//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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Peter Punk wrote: > > On Fri, 20 Oct 2000 18:31:12 +0200, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> > provoked the following text: > > > _________ _______ > > / \ / \ > > | Rats!!! | | What? | > > \_____ __/ \___ __/ > > /,' /,' > > /' /' > > (( __ > > \ _______ )) ,,,,,, <'__`) __ _ > > \ /[]\\ `-. |||||||| )9 \\ ::)= / ) > > \__| )) `. ____ '======' \>_/' ______ / / > > .___ , | | `-------' ((\ /\_\ \/ / ^ > > . \ / , / ) . & |\ \,-' _ \ & , |/ ^ //\ / > > |`- -'| /` / rit of `/ ,----||\ _,-' |/_\' | \ //\ () /\\ __ / > > |,- - _,' ,' ipzig ,'| | || || `'`\ ||_|`. | _ _______ ((() | /\_\ > > ' /__\( \,' \ /|| | _/ | = ===/=== ~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > ' \ \ __ ,/ ________ __||/|,-= []__]______/ ' ' ~ > > `"' ,'/ ,' `.// | ) / / _____________________ > > _______,' /_______ |+._,+||| // / _____,' `. > > ,' `. || | |||| / | | `-. You'll have to go \ > > / The bowling ball \ || | |||| ( | | | after it! The scoreboard | > > | just rolled down the-- | || | |||| \ \ \ | and return mechanism | > > \ BOWLING ALLEY?!?!?!? / || | |||| \ \ \ | haven't been working in | > > `.__________________,'#\|`+.|,+./ \ \-`,-\ \ ages! / > > ``/#%*//\)"|_______\_/ ,'__/__| `._____________________,' > > ROFL!!!! Where in the world do come up with those? :-)) Wandering the same ? Enjoying them alot. keep-em coming --lgbeard
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Ool schrieb: > So here's filler. Enjoy! > > _________ > ,' ,| > ________,' | ________,----- > | | ,--' __ -._ > | | `---- (_ ) --____, -__ > | | ________ ( )- -' ) > | ,' ( _,- ___ ) ,--' > ________|' `-._ _( --- (_ __( ,' `--- ) __ > `-._ ( `- __ `----- )_ > \ \ `. (__,- _(_ ( ___,-' ___ __ > _____ \ `. `. (_ `. _(_ > \ \ `. -' _(___ _,--(___ `--. > \ `. `. ( ,-' ,- __ __ > \ \ (_,- .___( __,---' > ___,-___ > ` _) _ __ __ > ____) ---.__) ('__`> _ --__`. > \ `--------' /==(o) ______\ -'_--`. > \ `\__/ |()|::::)= '_`. . > \________ _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , > . \ / , . & , . & , . & , | ' > |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | > |,- -.| Salzgitter ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > ' /__\ ` |\ > ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ > / / .`.-_-\ > / / `_`.'_-_\ > _ ; ; -- - > `--. __,------- _______ > __)--- (___ _____(____ `--- ___ > --' __ `----( ---.__________)---- > `-. ____,- `-----------,----' __,-' > -----' ( ___,-' (___________ > `------------' `------ "THE SPIRIT OF SALZGITTER" ? You don't happen to come from Lower Saxony, do you ? ;)
"Florian Diedrich" <flo...@t-online.de> wrote in message news:39F...@t-online.de... > "THE SPIRIT OF SALZGITTER" ? You don't happen to come from Lower Saxony, > do you ? ;) Nah, Upper Palatinate! L.S. is just where the money for that particu- lar plane came from. (For an explanation of that joke take a guided tour through the Smith- sonian in Washington D.C. They explain it to you underneath Lind- bergh's "Spirit of St. Louis.") -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
I feel bad! I really should have credited the original art ripped off
in that cartoon:
"Enemy Ace" original art (c) 1965 Joe Kubert
http://www.kubertsworld.com/
After all it's not as well known and as public domain as Liechten-
stein. Well, at least I added those lines in my Web version...
http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron/Red%20Baron%20091.txt
Does anyone know if Kubert's "Enemy Ace" comics from the sixties are
available as collections today? I found the "War Idyll" graphic novel
by George Pratt for sale online, but no Kubert.
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--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(Ool said it like only they can.)-- after seeing this it occured to me that i have never seen a parody of this style befor but that i should have at some point in my life. Did you get this idea from some place? Or are you the first person in 50 years to see this X O metaphor? > > *Rattattatttattattt!* > > ; > | | .."" > .____, | | ____ ." > . \ / , | | ,' __ `.; > |`- -'| | | / ,' ..'\ > |,- -.| | | | | ;" | | > ' /__\ ` | | \ ;'__,' / > ' ` | | :.____,' > _____________|____________|_._____________ > .____, | ____ :' > . \ / , | ,' __ ..."| > |`- -'| | / ,' :". \ | > |,- -.| | | |..) | | | > ' /__\ ` | \ ;.__,' / | > ' ` | .".____,' | > _____________:'___________|_______________ > ____ ""| | .____, > ,' __ `: | | . \ / , > / ,' ." \ | | |`- -'| > | | .; | | | | |,- -.| > \ .:__,' / | | ' /__\ ` > :.____,' | | ' ` > :" | | > ..' > -- ._______. ._______. | <> <> | GUI's are for slackers. | <> <> | \-|o|-/ ibpconf.sh 5 on freshmeat.net \-|o|-/ /___\ the easiest way to personalize /___\ (MMM) the command line. By Faux_Pseudo (MMM)
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@home.com> wrote in message news:slr...@faux.local.net... > Did you get this idea from some place? > Or are you the first person in 50 years to see this X O metaphor? This one occurred to me independently, in the middle of the night, on- ly a half hour before I posted the finished product. (I was unable to sleep, mainly because the strip I had originally planned just wasn't funny or sequitur enough, after elaborate #91.) #61 had its share in triggering it. http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron/Red%20Baron%20061.txt -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
> #61 had its share in triggering it. > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron/Red%20Baron%20061.txt And I should add that #61 was in turn inspired by Richthofen's ac- counts themselves: http://www.richthofen.com/arcdocs/richt2.htm -- "I was entirely ..." -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote in message news:8t3m57$6vt$04$1...@news.t-online.com... > #61 had its share in triggering it. > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron/Red%20Baron%20061.txt > I get an error following that URL in NS Navigator - I think it's the space characters, NS displays them as spaces and I get a 404 error page (but a very pretty one) from your webspace provider. Can I ask you pander to us NS users and take out the spaces? Stuart
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//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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Ool schrieb in Nachricht <8t7e1o$8tp$02$1...@news.t-online.com>... > `\ __ __ __ > ('__`> / \ _ --__`. > \ /==(o) |==(o= ______\ -'_--`. > \ `\_</ \|_/ |()|::::)= '_`. . > \________ / /\ /)_____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``. > .____, `-------' `-------' \-` , > . \ / , . & , & . & , | ' > |`- -'| The Spirit of `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' | > |,- -.| Leverkusen ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. | > ' /__\ ` |\ > ' ` ____________________________________________/__\ > / / .`.-_-\ > / / `_`.'_-_\ > : : -- - > I doubt that Leverkusen existed in the beginning of the 20th century ;-) Regards, Mike Berger, who originates from Leverkusen
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__ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __
('__`> <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
`\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
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| weird |___ __ #| # #|# __ /'
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| Sorry, guys! |
|________________|
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\ \/ / |_| |_ |_ / /
\/\/ | | |__ |__ /_ /_ () () () *STOP!*
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`.`. / |____\ \ ,' `.
`.\/ | || |\ ) # / The quality \
__________ # # |\||/| \/ | of this strip's |
,' `. # __ |:():|# __ | really taking a |
/ That's it? \ (( (',_,> |/||\| (((\ | nosedive, you |
| THAT'S IT?!? | /(o(o; |_||_| :9<9)) __\ know! /
| We're being |____ \_O/ | | \~_/ `-.____________,'
| saved by a @#$ ,-' / /\ #| # | #/\ \
| CONTINUITY | # / , || | #| | . \ #
\ PATCH-UP?!! / / /__|/ #|_#__|# | \ |
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( \~ ~ ~ ~( /))
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| |
| I know, I know! *Sigh!* |
| |
| This wasn't meant to happen in the first place! |
| But the originally planned spoof on the old joke |
| "Coffee break's over! Back on your heads!" |
| wasn't working, either! |
|____________________________________________________|
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('__`> <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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| | / __\ | on that performance | `.
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,-' `-.
,' You know, maybe you `.
/ should wait with that until \
| you've calmed down! After all |
| you've only just returned from |
A / that unfortunate septic tank |
_|_ /,| incident! It's not a sign of |
/ __\ /' | objectivity if you haven't even |
| /-X-) \ taken time out for a /
\__o/ `. shower yet! ,'
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\o_/ `-. OBJECTIVE! This review will |
\ _)\`._ | be based on his performance |
:] ,' ,|. \ | alone, not on any PERSONAL |
\\)_,' \'_/._,-\____ \ RESERVATIONS I might have /
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`. | as this is | == | / Right! \
A `. / true! / == | Now, how do you |
|_ /,'`.________,' o | spell "Pinocchio?" |
_ \ /' | | | .
9\ | _______.\;__| | | \ P-I-N-N-O-C-H-- / |
__/ _____________| | __ `. _____________,' |
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--
__ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __
('__`> <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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___________________________________________
| |
| At the height of World War One |
| he was the battleflier of battlefliers! |
|___________________________________________|
__
__________________ ('__`>
/ \_____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
| Pour le Merite ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
| minus four! | ____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
\__________________/ `-------' \ ,'\ |
& , . & , . & , |,' \ |
_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
| ' ,
_________________________/ '
______________________________
| |
| For the Allieds he was the |
| Terror of the Air! |
|______________________________|
)
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__________________ ('__`> , ) __`.
/ \_____ /=(^^) ______ ( -'_--`.
| Pour le Merite ,-' `\_-/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| minus three! | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
\__________________/ `-------' \-` ,
& , . & , . & , | '
_\' `/_\' `/_\' |
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| |
| Life was good for |
| the world famous RED BARON! |
|_______________________________|
(
)
__ __
_______________ ('__`> _ --__`.
,' `.______ /=(^^) ______\ -'_--`.
/ ___ () ,-' `\_o/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| \--\ \ () | _____ / /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| () () `~ \ | `-------' \-` ,
| ` | & , . & , . & , | '
| Doin' all right! | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| Little flyin' on | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
\ a Saturday night! / |\
`._______________,' __________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
-- -
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| |
| But then, at the very top of his career, |
| fortune took a sudden and deadly U-turn! |
|____________________________________________|
__
_______________ ('_,,>
/ \_____ /=(66) ______
| SAY WHAT??!! ,-' `\_o/ |()|::::)=
\_______________/ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\
`-------' \ ,'\ |
& , . & , . & , |,' \ |
_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ /
| ' ,
__________________________/ '
___________________________________________
| |
| YOU keep your eyes on the road! |
| These captions are not for you to read! |
|___________________________________________|
___________________________________________________________
| |
| STAY TUNED for an breathtaking SECOND ACT of... |
| |
| THE RISE AND FALL , ; |
| OF THE INFAMOUS ( |
| ; ( " ) |
| . -__ /\ |\ , ) ( * |
| \ ' / || \, \\ (( ,)) |
| /|| / _-_ / \\ :))*(( |
| .____, \||/- || \\ || || ._(*_)*)) |
| . \ / , || \ ||/ || || . \#*( ( |
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| ' /__\ ` -/ ) _ ' /__\ ` |
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| || \\ /-|| || || || || || |
| / . \ ,/--|| (( || || || || || || |
| ' _--_-' \/\\ \\, \\,/ \\ \\ |
| ( |
| |
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(( __ __
_______________ ('_~~> )) _ --__`.
,' `.______ /=(99) ______\ -'_--`.
/ ,-' `\_~/ |()|::::)= '_`. .
| Um-- | _____/ /\ /)____||____\_-``.
| Can I just-- | `-------' \-` ,
\ / & , . & , . & , | '
`._______________,' _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|\
__________________________/__\
.`.-_-\
`_`.'_-_\
___________________________________ -- -
| |
| NO!!! *YOU* JUST KEEP FLYING!! |
|___________________________________|
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__ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __
('__`> <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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__
_______________ ('__`>
,' `.____ /==(o) ______ /, ~~ ~ ~
/ Here's the ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
| world famous | _____ / /\ /)____||_____\` ~ ~,~ ~~~ ~
\ Red-- / `-------' \ ,'\ |
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| \ \/ / |_| / \ /\ ,-' `\_O/ |()|::::)= --`~~ ~~~
| \/\/ | | \_/ /--\ | _--__ / /\ /)____||__--_\-``.
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| \ \/ / |_| / \ /\ | & , . & , . & , | '
| \/\/ | | \_/ /--\ | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
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/ I think I've ,-' `\__/ |()|::::)= ,
| just discovered a | _____ / /\ /)_____||_____ /~/
\ design flaw! / `-------' \/ /
`._______________,' & , . & , . & , |/
_\' `/_\' `/_\' |
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|
__________________________/
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,' `.____ (..)=\ ______
/ ASIDE from the ,-' \-_/' |()|::::)= ,
| apparent lack of | _____ / /\ /)_____||_____ /~/
\ wings, that is! / `-------' \/ /
`.________________,' & , . & , . & , |/
_\' `/_\' `/_\' |
_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
|
__________________________/
/ /
(_/
Unfortunately the above cartoon strip has a design flaw in itself!
That's why I guess this is as good a time as any to go off on a tan-
gent explaining how the whole Red Baron cartoon idea came about.
"Snoopy" and "The Peanuts!"
Thank you for your attention!
More specifically the initial spark for the idea of maybe four or five
cartoons in news:alt.ascii-art is derived from the funny mental image
I've had years ago--the one that has been a running gag in the series
ever since:
"What if the notches in the Red Barons's airplane
for every enemy he's shot down were of the crossed-
out shape of "Flying Ace" Snoopy on his doghouse?"
. & , . & , . & , . & , . & ,
`/_\' `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' `/_\'
,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`.
. & , . & ,
`/_\' `/_\'
,'|_|`. ,'|_|`.
This would look funny even on the sides of an airplane or a suburban
assault vehicle of today.
Unexpectedly, however, I received just enough flattery and encourage-
ment about the first few cartoons to keep my ego well-fed and to keep
it up until today. Thanks, Mike! Thanks, Fulgore! Thanks, everyone!
What did NOT spark the idea for the cartoons was any interest in WWI
or early aerial dogfights. I think wars are like car crashes--best
when watched from a safe distance, and preferable if fictional.
The lack of research I had done also lead to the completely inaccurate
early renderings of the Red Baron's airplane. I derived those solely
from my recollection of a few war movies I had seen years before, and
otherwise just my imagination and some educated guesses.
One of those educated guesses was the idea that in order to keep one's
own propeller out of the line of fire the pair of machine guns must be
mounted far apart, as depicted in cartoons #18, #27, and #34. On the
other hand in those many drawings displaying the airplane from the
side it looked PERSPECTIVELY as if the guns were shooting RIGHT
THROUGH the propeller. And that's what brought about the above car-
toon. (Wings are never shown because I couldn't think of a way to in-
sert them without obscuring everything.)
But then even the first minimal research I did revealed that the guns
were indeed mounted within the diameter of the propeller, while a SYN-
CHRONIZATION DEVICE, designed by Anthony Fokker himself, keeps the
bullets from being shot while the rotor blades are in the way.
Unfortunately I need the above cartoon in order to start off the next
plotline. So instead of dumping it altogether I've decided to modify
it just enough to comply with the newly found facts...
_________________ ) )
,' `. __ )) ( ((
/ Oh dear! It looks \ ('_,`> ) ))
| as if the synchro- |____ /=(99) ______
| nization device ,-' `\_o/ |()|::::)= ,
| keeping the bullets | _____ / /\ /)_____||_____ /~/
| from being shot | `-------' \/ /
| while the rotor is | & , . & , . & , |/
| in the way has | _\' `/_\' `/_\' |
| failed! | _|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |
\ I'm going down! / |
`._________________,' __________________________/
/ /
(_/
Of course, now it's no longer funny, but then, you can't have every-
thing!
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__ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __
('__`> <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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> ___________________________________________ > | | > | YOU keep your eyes on the road! | > | These captions are not for you to read! | > | Um-- | _____/ /\ /)____||____\_-``. > | Can I just-- | `-------' \-` , > | NO!!! *YOU* JUST KEEP FLYING!! | You've got me in stitches with this one, Ool :) LMAO -- _____________________________________________________ | . . a@@@ | | _ _ _|_ _ _| _ _ Your Commodore @@' @P" | | |/ \ _\ T / \ / | _\ / ` 64 and 128 @@ | | | | / | | L-' | | / | | Specialist @@. [x. | | | | \_| \_ \_. \_| \_| \_. ^@@@ | `--------x-----------------------------------x--------' \ http://home.kscable.com/natedac / `-------------------------------'
Ool wrote: > ____________________________________________________ > | | > | I know, I know! *Sigh!* | > | | > | This wasn't meant to happen in the first place! | > | But the originally planned spoof on the old joke | > | "Coffee break's over! Back on your heads!" | > | wasn't working, either! | > |____________________________________________________| Damn,and that would make a good ascii storie too.... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
_____________________________
_( )
_( After a daredevil emergency )_
) ( landing in No-Man's Land the )
) ( ( world famous Red Baron has quickly _)
( ( ) (__ set his own plane on fire and __)
) ))"( (_ hidden himself in a bomb crater __)
(;(( )) (______ at a distance! _________)
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/ / ,-'._ O _( The terrain is open )
/ / /#####""-. ( and unprotected. I'm __)
/`--'--' / "######` () _ (_ edging towards a trench )
(( | |______/ "####\ (_) (_ right in front of me! _)
|/ | / ####| ____(_ )__
/_/ ### ( Unfortunately I am )_
|__`. )) ## ( thoroughly disoriented, with )
(__ no idea which side of the front _)
(_ line I'm at! Aware I'm a )
( sitting duck for enemy snipers _)
(_ that could pick me off at ___)
(_________ any sec-- ______)
(________________)
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__ `-' ( `.' ,- | Happy 100th Strip, |
.' '. \ ),-&-. | Red Baron ! |
__|__ O '.`'.'' | |
.'_ _'. o( )o | |
| | | | | | `0-0' |.. Hey why are you guys |
( |.| |.| ) | getting smaller ?! |
| ___ | | HELP !! Get me DOWN!! |
'. '.| |.' .' `------------------------'
/ '. '-' .' \
- '. .' -
/ / \ \
| /// \ / \\\ |
\_____\_/ \_/____/
_____________________________________________________________________
\ \ ||
|\ \ | HAPPY 100TH STRIP, RED BARON!!!! ||
||\ \ ____\ _| _ ha _______________________________________________||
|| \ \ \,^%--- ha ||
|| \ \ < \ ha ||
|| \ \ < ||
|| \/ ^^< _ ||
|| \ \ ||
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|| \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / ||
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|| / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ||
|| . . ..oooo.....oooo......oo... _________ ||
|| \(.)(.)/ .oo..oo...oo..oo.....oo... /| KMFDM |\||
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Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: : The lack of research I had done also lead to the completely inaccurate : early renderings of the Red Baron's airplane. I derived those solely : from my recollection of a few war movies I had seen years before, and : otherwise just my imagination and some educated guesses. : One of those educated guesses was the idea that in order to keep one's : own propeller out of the line of fire the pair of machine guns must be : mounted far apart, as depicted in cartoons #18, #27, and #34. On the : other hand in those many drawings displaying the airplane from the : side it looked PERSPECTIVELY as if the guns were shooting RIGHT : THROUGH the propeller. And that's what brought about the above car- : toon. (Wings are never shown because I couldn't think of a way to in- : sert them without obscuring everything.) : But then even the first minimal research I did revealed that the guns : were indeed mounted within the diameter of the propeller, while a SYN- : CHRONIZATION DEVICE, designed by Anthony Fokker himself, keeps the : bullets from being shot while the rotor blades are in the way. But Allied planes didn't have synchro's.... they just armour plated the propellers... : Unfortunately I need the above cartoon in order to start off the next : plotline. So instead of dumping it altogether I've decided to modify : it just enough to comply with the newly found facts...
<ewd...@ece.concordia.ca> wrote in message news:8tl111$491$7...@newsflash.concordia.ca... > But Allied planes didn't have synchro's.... they just armour plated the > propellers... They did? Well, I only sort of scanned the article about the German planes--maybe I misread the purpose of the synchronization device in that one, too. I can understand a propeller could be built to with- stand the odd bullet, but isn't there a non-negligible danger in that of stray ricochets backfiring at plane and pilot? I'm wondering whether it would be embarrassing if I got that one wrong. I mean, first people find out they can't rely on such little details, and next thing they notice R.B. never went to the Moon, ei- ther. Pretty soon then I may get forced to cancel the strip on charges of recklessly misleading the public, or something... -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
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In article <8tl3nm$cce$06$1...@news.t-online.com>, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > > <ewd...@ece.concordia.ca> wrote in message news:8tl111$491$7...@newsflash.concordia.ca... > > > But Allied planes didn't have synchro's.... they just armour plated the > > propellers... [snip] > I mean, first people find out they can't rely on such little > details, and next thing they notice R.B. never went to the Moon, ei- > ther. > > Pretty soon then I may get forced to cancel the strip on charges of > recklessly misleading the public, or something... . ___ !/\ __ _/ | ---%^^^, /\ | | / \ | | | |_____| / \/ > /__\ | | | __ |__| | --- == > / \ | | | | | | | [_____] __>,^ / \ \__/ \__/ | | . ejm | | //| | Ool, are you saying that the strip is not based entirely on fact??? Eeeeek!!! Now I'm going to fail History for sure! I was going to quote several of the cartoons for my thesis which is due tomorrow. It has already been sent to the printer too. \ / ^ ___ \\/|-|/-\ | am I going to do???? I know!!! This is North America. I'll sue! Does anyone know a good lawyer? NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ ha llizard aka ejm cq547@+orfree.ne+ _/ | ,^%--- ha |_____| __<_ \ ha I wish I lived in California; I might --- == >/ have a shot at winning the suit! [_____] __>,^ ejm| | //| | www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/ascii-art/
Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: : <ewd...@ece.concordia.ca> wrote in message news:8tl111$491$7...@newsflash.concordia.ca... :> But Allied planes didn't have synchro's.... they just armour plated the :> propellers... : They did? Well, I only sort of scanned the article about the German : planes--maybe I misread the purpose of the synchronization device in : that one, too. I can understand a propeller could be built to with- : stand the odd bullet, but isn't there a non-negligible danger in that : of stray ricochets backfiring at plane and pilot? Germans did indeed invent a synchro, which allowed them to shoot through the propeller. Allies took alot longer to get one. So... either they had an observer shooting, say in a rear turret... or then had a high gun, mounted on top of the top wing (usually). Some people had guns shooting through the propeller with armour plated blades. Yes, there is a danger of being killed by your own bullet's ricochet. However when life expectancy is 2 weeks, does it make that much of a difference? : I'm wondering whether it would be embarrassing if I got that one : wrong. I mean, first people find out they can't rely on such little : details, and next thing they notice R.B. never went to the Moon, ei- : ther. : Pretty soon then I may get forced to cancel the strip on charges of : recklessly misleading the public, or something...
Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> schreef in berichtnieuws 8tm901$m2d$00$1...@news.t-online.com... > <snip Red Baron 101 starring my knight> :D Thanks man! Arjen > -- > __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ > ('__`> <'__`) > file://6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ > `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/' > > >
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<ewd...@ece.concordia.ca> wrote in message news:8tmr1t$edj$4...@newsflash.concordia.ca... > Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > : <ewd...@ece.concordia.ca> wrote in message news:8tl111$491$7...@newsflash.concordia.ca... > > :> But Allied planes didn't have synchro's.... they just armour plated the > :> propellers... > > : They did? Well, I only sort of scanned the article about the German > : planes--maybe I misread the purpose of the synchronization device in > : that one, too. I can understand a propeller could be built to with- > : stand the odd bullet, but isn't there a non-negligible danger in that > : of stray ricochets backfiring at plane and pilot? > > Germans did indeed invent a synchro, which allowed them to shoot through > the propeller. Allies took alot longer to get one. > So... either they had an observer shooting, say in a rear turret... > or then had a high gun, mounted on top of the top wing (usually). > Some people had guns shooting through the propeller with armour plated > blades. > > Yes, there is a danger of being killed by your own bullet's ricochet. > However when life expectancy is 2 weeks, does it make that much of a > difference? > The thought occurs, could that be why the life expectancy is 2 weeks? God, they must have been brave knowing that not only were the other side out to get them, but also that each bullet they fired had a decent chance of killing them...
> > || > || | || | | || > | || > ___ ------ ------ ________ _____ > ____ ----_______ ----- ______ > _________________________________________________ > ____ . /_/ |__ _/ ) ||. | | > ,'____`. ) / [__[]_]// ||. | | )) > / /PUSH\ \ '// | \ ||. / / > | |____| | / | | ||. /__/| > |`------'| / /( \ ||. (,, | > | ,. | | || | || | > | //\\ | | || | ||_,._,.| > | <==v | | / | / | | | | > | ~~~ | |-| |-| | | | | O > `-.____.-' /_,'/_,' ,'_,'/__| () > . _ > / ______|\________ (_) > ,' `. ___________ > .- ... .. ..-. / It's emananting \ ( ) > -.-- --- ..- .-. | Morse code! I can't | (_ No WONDER _) > -.. . -.-. -.- | explain it, either, | ( he flew ) > .-- . .-. . | considering it's | (__ alone! __) > ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. \ empty!!! / (________) > `.________________,' > Why are their heads missing? Have I missed something obvious? Stuart
Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote in message news:8tn2k0$h9n$07$1...@news.t-online.com... > RED_BARON_________________________________by OOL&JRO > | ________________________________________________ | > ||_\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\_\ || > ||__ .-------------------------------------._\ || > ||_\/ Oui, Monsuir. I can poot you up for \_\ || > ||_| tonite, but ve haff no spare bed. You |\\ || > ||\| vill haff to share a bed wif my |__\ || > ||__\ 18-year-old Dottir." /_\__\|| > ||_\_`--------------. .-------------------'\__\\_|| > ||_\__\\__\__\\__\__| |\__\\__\__\\__\\__\\__\\__|| > ||\__\__\\__\__\\__\| |__\__\\__\__\\__\\__\\__\\|| > || ___________| /_ | || > || | __________| /_ | | || > || /| |/ || _____________ | || > || / | ///\\ || __ | _________ | | || > || |/|| ///- -\ |<,_,`) | | | | | || > || |||| (| (_)| |:^)^\\ | | | | | || > || |||| .-\ o/_ ||\U_/-`. ___|____| | | || > || ||||_ / \\`-'//\ _|| ||.\ \)) | | | | || > || ||/| / /)\`-'/ | || \\. \ \ )) | | |__|| > || | |/ / || ||| || \\._\ \ ) __| | | || > || | / ( |/ \|| (( ((/____/ )))____| | || > || (|)|/// /_ . _|| || []__]\ | || > || | | | ||| |( || / )(\ | || > || | | |_/|\_|/ / | | | || > || | /| \ | ) O / ,| | | || > || |/ | / | | \ \| | | || > || | | \__|__| () | \ \\ \ | || > || | | _/: | :\ | \ \\ \ | || > || ___| |__(____|__ _ |___ \-| `,-)__ | || > || | / (_) ,'__|,'__| \ | || > || |/ ________ \_____| || > || ( )_ \ || > ||_______________ ( Bingo! )__ _____\ || > || (__ BINGO! ) | || > ||________________ (_ BI-I-INGO! _) ____| || > || (____________) || > ||________________________________________________|| > |_____________________________________Oglesbee/2000| > Have I missed a story here too? Stuart
"Dave Bird" <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:ckWVM8DHCj$5Ew...@xemu.demon.co.uk... > In article<8tl3nm$cce$06$1...@news.t-online.com>, Ool > <ulr...@t-online.de> writes: > ><ewd...@ece.concordia.ca> wrote in message news:8tl111$491$7...@newsflash.concord > >ia.ca... > > > >> But Allied planes didn't have synchro's.... they just armour plated the > >> propellers... > > 8< snip 8< > Hmmm. I think "armouring the propeller" might be a bit > of a myth. Albert Ball's plane was a two seater, and the > NAVIGATOR fired the machine gun -- back along the line > of flight. (I expect some of them may have had extra > struts so the guns could be wing-mounted). Synchro continues > to be the pattern for the cannon on the ME109 etc, while > allied planes tended to use wing-mounted. > I don't think so. My source ("Reaching for the Skies", 1988 by Ivan Rendall, german edition) says the following (paraphrased and translated): "What the pilots of the single seaters wanted, was a gun firing directly to the front, above or THROUGH [my emphasis] the propeller. The french manufacturer Raymond Saulnier experimented with a breaker mechanism which only fired the gun if the propellor was outside the line of fire. ... This was too unreliable. Together with the former racing pilot Roland Garros he then developed a system of deflection plates mounted on the propeller. ... on April 1st 1915 the system was first tested by Roland Garros. ... Although the system was a bit clumsy, but it worked. ... One day in July 1915 Anthony Fokker demonstrated his newly developed E1 monoplane to the german Luftwaffe. ... He had constructed a synchronization device which allowed the pilot to fire throught the porpeller..." obASCII: _____________________ __|___--_"_--___|__ _|__~~(~o~)~~__|_ ./---\. |-----| Fokker Dr.1 Anthony G. Sanchez/apx And now for something completely different... / Q --------------------------------------------------------- ___,M.___ Axel Poque |_______| Aachen, Germany home: home.t-online.de/~axel.pq | .H. | ascii-art: home.t-online.de/~axel.pq/ascii
"Stuart Moore" <stu...@bigfoot.com> writes in article news:9nGL5.32872$h%4...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com... > > > > || > > || | || | | || > > | || > > ___ ------ ------ ________ _____ > > ____ ----_______ ----- ______ > > _________________________________________________ > > ____ . /_/ |__ _/ ) ||. | | > > ,'____`. ) / [__[]_]// ||. | | )) > > / /PUSH\ \ '// | \ ||. / / > > | |____| | / | | ||. /__/| > > |`------'| / /( \ ||. (,, | > > | ,. | | || | || | > > | //\\ | | || | ||_,._,.| > > | <==v | | / | / | | | | > > | ~~~ | |-| |-| | | | | O > > `-.____.-' /_,'/_,' ,'_,'/__| () > > . _ > > / ______|\________ (_) > > ,' `. ___________ > > .- ... .. ..-. / It's emananting \ ( ) > > -.-- --- ..- .-. | Morse code! I can't | (_ No WONDER _) > > -.. . -.-. -.- | explain it, either, | ( he flew ) > > .-- . .-. . | considering it's | (__ alone! __) > > ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. \ empty!!! / (________) > > `.________________,' > > > > Why are their heads missing? Have I missed something obvious? > The hangar door is closing, obviously. Bonus Question: Which movie (series) is this strip alluding to? (Hint: see also parts 95 & 96) ---- Axel Poque Aachen, Germany home.t-online.de/~axel.pq home.t-online.de/~axel.pq/ascii __ _(L\\H]-. [__/_\VH| .\\ __]_=(=)::]] [ _\ /|H| '// `-[H]-' Row/apx
"Stuart Moore" <stu...@bigfoot.com> writes in article news:9nGL5.32872$h%4...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com... > > > > || > > || | || | | || > > | || > > ___ ------ ------ ________ _____ > > ____ ----_______ ----- ______ > > _________________________________________________ > > ____ . /_/ |__ _/ ) ||. | | > > ,'____`. ) / [__[]_]// ||. | | )) > > / /PUSH\ \ '// | \ ||. / / > > | |____| | / | | ||. /__/| > > |`------'| / /( \ ||. (,, | > > | ,. | | || | || | > > | //\\ | | || | ||_,._,.| > > | <==v | | / | / | | | | > > | ~~~ | |-| |-| | | | | O > > `-.____.-' /_,'/_,' ,'_,'/__| () > > . _ > > / ______|\________ (_) > > ,' `. ___________ > > .- ... .. ..-. / It's emananting \ ( ) > > -.-- --- ..- .-. | Morse code! I can't | (_ No WONDER _) > > -.. . -.-. -.- | explain it, either, | ( he flew ) > > .-- . .-. . | considering it's | (__ alone! __) > > ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. \ empty!!! / (________) > > `.________________,' > > > > Why are their heads missing? Have I missed something obvious? > The hangar door is closing, obviously. Bonus Question: Which movie (series) is this strip alluding to? (Hint: see also parts 95 & 96) ---- Axel Poque Aachen, Germany home.t-online.de/~axel.pq home.t-online.de/~axel.pq/ascii __ _(L\\H]-. [__/_\VH| .\\ __]_=(=)::]] [ _\ /|H| '// `-[H]-' Row/apx
ewd...@ece.concordia.ca writes: > Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > : <ewd...@ece.concordia.ca> wrote in message news:8tl111$491$7...@newsflash.concordia.ca... > > : They did? Well, I only sort of scanned the article about the German > : planes--maybe I misread the purpose of the synchronization device in > : that one, too. > Germans did indeed invent a synchro, which allowed them to shoot through > the propeller. Technically just an blocker that stopped the bold travelling forward at inappropriate time. > Allies took alot longer to get one. Did the allies use synchro? My aviation history book claims that only the germans used it. > : I can understand a propeller could be built to with- > : stand the odd bullet, but isn't there a non-negligible danger in that > : of stray ricochets backfiring at plane and pilot? > > So... either they had an observer shooting, say in a rear turret... All of them. At the begin of the war. Expensive in personnel and bad at aiming. > or then had a high gun, mounted on top of the top wing (usually). Brits. They also used an barrel through the hollow propeller axle. > Some people had guns shooting through the propeller with armour plated > blades. French. Invented by Roland Garros. Only after his landing behind enemy lines did the germans find out about the idea. Anthony Fokker then came up with the better synchro idea. > Yes, there is a danger of being killed by your own bullet's ricochet. Actually the "armor" was an deflector, that knocked the bullet onto an side-/up-ways track, away from the plane. ob-ascii scematic: A _____________ | ] __ |//| --> ] [__) --/( ) _____________] /_|/ > However when life expectancy is 2 weeks, does it make that much of a > difference? That would be average, mainly dragged down by newbie pilots killed in first contact. If they survived 1 month they usually survived the entire war (at least that was so in WWII). BTW: The Red Baron was shot down on 21. April 1918 flying an Fokker DrI triplane, no 425/17. > : Pretty soon then I may get forced to cancel the strip on charges of > : recklessly misleading the public, or something... You are within historic fact, even chosing the right side for the synchro. -- Neil Franklin, nei...@franklin.ch.remove http://neil.franklin.ch/ Nerd, Geek, Hacker, Unix Guru, Sysadmin, Roleplayer, LARPer, Mystic
On Tue, 31 Oct 2000 13:45:11 GMT, llizard <lli...@yahooPLEASETAKEOUTTHEGARBAGE.com> provoked the following text: >> > But Allied planes didn't have synchro's.... they just armour plated the >> > propellers... >> I mean, first people find out they can't rely on such little >> details, and next thing they notice R.B. never went to the Moon, ei- >> ther. >> Pretty soon then I may get forced to cancel the strip on charges of >> recklessly misleading the public, or something... > ___ !/\ __ > _/ | ---%^^^, /\ | | / \ | | | > |_____| / \/ > /__\ | | | __ |__| | > --- == > / \ | | | | | | | > [_____] __>,^ / \ \__/ \__/ | | . > ejm | | //| | >Ool, are you saying that the strip is not based entirely on fact??? >Eeeeek!!! Now I'm going to fail History for sure! I was going to quote >several of the cartoons for my thesis which is due tomorrow. It has >already been sent to the printer too. >\ / ^ ___ > \\/|-|/-\ | am I going to do???? >I know!!! This is North America. I'll sue! Does anyone know a good >lawyer? I hear there's this female lawyer, McBeal or something. She's supposed to be very good :-))) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 322wu/6136hrs Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow. (England. York city law)
> The hangar door is closing, obviously. > > Bonus Question: Which movie (series) is this strip alluding to? > (Hint: see also parts 95 & 96) If I didn't already have ample Sci-Fi-Knowledge, this would have certainly given it away: > __ > _(L\\H]-. > [__/_\VH| .\\ > __]_=(=)::]] > [ _\ /|H| '// > `-[H]-' > Row/apx Why it's the EMPIRE STRIKES BACK of course. Only I hope our Hero doesn't have to spend his time in a smelly dead Don-Don. -- .-'"T"'-. Fulgore / | \ E-mail :ful...@mindspring.com | | | Webpage:http://www.mindspring.com/~fulgore/main.html | .|. | ICQ :30360347 \ .' | '. / DC2 :DC2.D Gm A- L- W T Pawl Bzz Fo/j+ R+++ Ac+ Cbl sw'-.,|,.-' J+++! Ns S+ Fr+++! U! I H++ M--- Q+++! Tc++ Skm
In article<9nGL5.32872$h%4...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, Stuart Moore <stu...@bigfoot.com> writes: >> >> || >> || | || | | || >> | || >> ___ ------ ------ ________ _____ >> ____ ----_______ ----- ______ >> _________________________________________________ >> ____ . /_/ |__ _/ ) ||. | | >> ,'____`. ) / [__[]_]// ||. | | )) >> / /PUSH\ \ '// | \ ||. / / >> | |____| | / | | ||. /__/| >> |`------'| / /( \ ||. (,, | >> | ,. | | || | || | >> | //\\ | | || | ||_,._,.| >> | <==v | | / | / | | | | >> | ~~~ | |-| |-| | | | | O >> `-.____.-' /_,'/_,' ,'_,'/__| () >> . _ >> / ______|\________ (_) >> ,' `. ___________ >> .- ... .. ..-. / It's emananting \ ( ) >> -.-- --- ..- .-. | Morse code! I can't | (_ No WONDER _) >> -.. . -.-. -.- | explain it, either, | ( he flew ) >> .-- . .-. . | considering it's | (__ alone! __) >> ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. \ empty!!! / (________) >> `.________________,' >> > >Why are their heads missing? Have I missed something obvious? I think that stuff at the top is meant to be a roller-door as on a garage. |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |<a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"></a>_____________|/_______| L www.xemu.demon.co.uk 2B0D 5195 337B A3E6 DDAC BD38 7F2F FD8E 7391 F44F
In article<8tngv6$ree$07$2...@news.t-online.com>, AxelP <axel.pq@t- online.de> writes: >> Hmmm. I think "armouring the propeller" might be a bit >> of a myth. Albert Ball's plane was a two seater, and the >> NAVIGATOR fired the machine gun -- back along the line >> of flight. (I expect some of them may have had extra >> struts so the guns could be wing-mounted). Synchro continues >> to be the pattern for the cannon on the ME109 etc, while >> allied planes tended to use wing-mounted. >> > >I don't think so. My source ("Reaching for the Skies", 1988 by Ivan Rendall, >german edition) says the following (paraphrased and translated): > > "What the pilots of the single seaters wanted, was a gun firing directly to >the front, above or THROUGH [my emphasis] the propeller. The french manufacturer >Raymond Saulnier experimented with a breaker mechanism which only fired the >gun if the propellor was outside the line of fire. ... This was too unreliable. >Together with the former racing pilot Roland Garros he then developed a system >of deflection plates mounted on the propeller. ... on April 1st 1915 the system >was first tested by Roland Garros. ... Although the system was a bit clumsy, but >it >worked. ... > One day in July 1915 Anthony Fokker demonstrated his newly developed E1 >monoplane >to the german Luftwaffe. ... He had constructed a synchronization device which >allowed the pilot to fire throught the porpeller..." OK, I stand corrected. Obviously from a fighter pilot's POV he wants to "fly by the gunsight" i.e. pretty much shoot where he looks and instinctively roll a very unstable / manoeuvrable plane wherever he needs in order to do so. The ideal is a synchro, straight through the propeller, so he fires where he looks. Setting the wing-mount guns on a Spitfire to converge at 300ft is looking for kind of the same effect: he has to remember the ideal distance, then he is essentially firing where he looks. As other people have pointed out, a gun fired by the rear observer or gun(s) mounted on the top wing of a biplane were a common substitute. |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |<a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"></a>_____________|/_______| L www.xemu.demon.co.uk 2B0D 5195 337B A3E6 DDAC BD38 7F2F FD8E 7391 F44F
--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)-- --(Ool said it like only they can.)-- > ()x x() |6/6| "######` / I don't know! \ > () ~.() | 7 | "####\ ____| Don't you sometimes feel | > ()|_|() \o/ ####| `-. that the original Heathen | > ()/ () _)x(_ ### | spirit of Halloween is | > () , () /xM-Kx| ## | lost, and all that remains | > __/|__ /######| # | is big business and | > / \ "###/ \ holiday stress?? / </lie> where did you get an idea like that? halloween has never hadd heathen roots it was started as a markiting event in the late 60's by companies like M&M mars, hearsy, the major movie studios of the time, and last but not least dental docters as a means of selling more candie and pulp movie foder that could be rereleased at the same time each year to be milked as a cash cow the dentists where the ones who gave the idea for this "holiday" (one that we dont get off from work on) as a means to get more kids hooked on the tch like compounds in chocolit and suger so that they could generat more revenu from the repeat dental visits <lie/> -- ._______. ._______. | <> <> | GUI's are for slackers. | <> <> | \-|o|-/ ibpconf.sh 5 on freshmeat.net \-|o|-/ /___\ the easiest way to personalize /___\ (MMM) the command line. By Faux_Pseudo (MMM)
Neil Franklin <nei...@franklin.ch.remove> wrote: : ewd...@ece.concordia.ca writes: :> Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: :> : <ewd...@ece.concordia.ca> wrote in message news:8tl111$491$7...@newsflash.concordia.ca... :> : They did? Well, I only sort of scanned the article about the German :> : planes--maybe I misread the purpose of the synchronization device in :> : that one, too. :> Germans did indeed invent a synchro, which allowed them to shoot through :> the propeller. : Technically just an blocker that stopped the bold travelling forward : at inappropriate time. It synced the interruptor up with the blade... a synchro <G> :> Allies took alot longer to get one. : Did the allies use synchro? My aviation history book claims that only : the germans used it. Yes, by the end of the war, the allies did have synchros, afair. :> : I can understand a propeller could be built to with- :> : stand the odd bullet, but isn't there a non-negligible danger in that :> : of stray ricochets backfiring at plane and pilot? :> :> So... either they had an observer shooting, say in a rear turret... : All of them. At the begin of the war. Expensive in personnel and bad : at aiming. At the beginning of the war, they didn't even take up guns, so there were no turrets yet. Hmm... I wonder if there's a equivalent to the Blue Max for shooting down your own plane... using the turret to chew up the tail surfaces... or an Iron Flying Cross for the observer following some enemy plane and shooting down his own side as the plane passes by other German planes <G> :> Some people had guns shooting through the propeller with armour plated :> blades. : French. Invented by Roland Garros. Only after his landing behind enemy : lines did the germans find out about the idea. Anthony Fokker then : came up with the better synchro idea. :> Yes, there is a danger of being killed by your own bullet's ricochet. : Actually the "armor" was an deflector, that knocked the bullet onto an : side-/up-ways track, away from the plane. But there is still a chance it will ricochet back, especially after denting the deflector several times. : ob-ascii scematic: : A : _____________ | : ] __ |//| : --> ] [__) --/( ) : _____________] /_|/ That ruins aerodynamics... must have shrunk their envelope :> However when life expectancy is 2 weeks, does it make that much of a :> difference? : That would be average, mainly dragged down by newbie pilots killed in : first contact. If they survived 1 month they usually survived the : entire war (at least that was so in WWII). : BTW: The Red Baron was shot down on 21. April 1918 flying an Fokker : DrI triplane, no 425/17. Ofcourse he was really not himself anymore after he took that stray bullet to the head.
"Stuart Moore" <stu...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:7oGL5.32876$h%4...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com... > Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote in message > news:8tn2k0$h9n$07$1...@news.t-online.com... > > ||_\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\\__\_\ || > > ||__ .-------------------------------------._\ || > > ||_\/ Oui, Monsuir. I can poot you up for \_\ || > > ||_| tonite, but ve haff no spare bed. You |\\ || > > ||\| vill haff to share a bed wif my |__\ || > > ||__\ 18-year-old Dottir." /_\__\|| > > ||_\_`--------------. .-------------------'\__\\_|| > > ||_\__\\__\__\\__\__| |\__\\__\__\\__\\__\\__\\__|| > > ||\__\__\\__\__\\__\| |__\__\\__\__\\__\\__\\__\\|| > Have I missed a story here too? Only what some consider the Mother of All Playboy Jokes. I've heard a few references to it in my life, so it must be a staple. Last ref- erence I heard was in a quip about a literary contest sponsored by Playboy. (From a monologue by Conan:) "And the winner will be the author who can write the most gripping story about a traveling sales- man whose car gets stuck the middle of a blizzard." The Joke: Ed, a traveling salesman, had his car break down in the middle of a blizzard. He trudged to a nearby farmhouse where the farmer told him that, while they were short of beds, he could sleep with his daughter. She proved to be eighteen and beautiful. So they went to bed, and shortly, Ed made a pass at the daughter. "Stop that!" she said. "I'll call my father." He desisted. But half an hour later he made another attempt. "Uh, stop ... that," she said. "I'll call my father." But she moved closer to him, so he made a third try. This time, no protest, no threat. Just as Ed, satisfied, was about to drowse off, she tugged at his pajama sleeve. "Could we do that again?" she asked. Ed obliged, and this time fell asleep only to be awakened by the tug at his sleeve. "Again?" And again Ed obliged. But when his sleep was once more interrupted by the tugging at his pajama sleeve, Ed indignantly pulled it away from her and mumbled, "Stop that! Or I'll call your father." Of course I'm behind again, but I need a day's rest before I can pick up the thread where I've left off. And I DID get the "Read Baron" hint. Misspelling "led" was a mistake born out of fatigue. I'm not going to correct such oversight errors in my website, though, mainly because if I began remedying little things as these I wouldn't know where to stop, and soon I'd be paralyzed by the effort of correcting the archives again and again to fit the predictions of Big Brother. -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
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Yo! Fulgore told me about another newsserver to get an account at.
They don't permit aliases there, so full name it is for the time be-
ing.
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/ I just felt a \
| disturbance in the FARCE! |
| As if a hundred people suddenly |
| screamed out--and then groaned |
| while a hole was burned into a map, |
.-- .... .- - | or something! Something ridiculous |
.. ... \ must have happened! /
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| THE RED BARON |
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| find a place to | | You can take your cute |
\ land! / | snowman with you, but |
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| I'm not tired | __ / "CUTE!" \
| yet! This is | ('__`> | You shoot down 80 |
\ tyranny! / //>(<; ___| enemy airplanes and |
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`.\ _ /\_\ \ SHEESH!! /
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|
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| |
| You may have wondered by now why our |
| hero, the world famous Red Baron, |
| has crashed on French turf but not |
| encountered any enemy soldiers yet. |
| |
| Well, mostly because the infantry |
| assigned to this sector of the front |
| line is too busy dealing with their |
| own private business... ____|________________________
|__________________________________,' `.
/ 'ush, don't speak and ruin \
___| ze magic of zis enchanted |
,'___ moment! Ah where 'ave you been |
/,' | all my life, you tasty littelle |
/' | morselle, you! Let us now |
| consumate zis most intimate |
| / , \ releshahnship of predat-- /
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________________________________________
| |
| You may have wondered by now why our |
| hero, the world famous Red Baron, |
| has crashed on French turf but not |
| encountered any enemy soldiers yet. |
| |
| Well, mostly because the infantry |
| assigned to this sector of the front |
| line is too busy dealing with their |
| own private business... ____|________________________
|__________________________________,' `.
/ 'ush, don't speak and ruin \
___| ze magic of zis enchanted |
,'___ moment! Ah where 'ave you been |
/,' | all my life, you tasty littelle |
/' | morselle, you! Let us now |
| consumate zis most intimate |
| / , \ releshahnship of predat-- /
_,----._ ' `._____________________________,'
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"Dave Bird" <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:qk9...@xemu.demon.co.uk... > Funnily enough I was just watching a TV programme on w.w.1 tanks. > They didn't have the rotating top-mount turret as yet, and they > didn't have a very large calibre gun (or anywhere to put it). I know, I know. I have lots of pictures of WWI tanks here, and after tracing the actual tanks of the Tiananmen square video they didn't look satisfactory. So I traced a WWI tank, but it wasn't recognizable as a tank (to me) before I drew a large barrel on top. If you look closely you will notice the barrel isn't really mounted in a turret; it just sort of sticks out. But who cares--at least a person will take one look at THESE and say: "Aha, tanks." > [lots of info on WWI tanks] Thanks a lot! I didn't know most of that. -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
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"Bill Taylor" <mat...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote in message news:8ut8o5$cpv$3...@cantuc.canterbury.ac.nz... > |> > ____________________________ _,- > |> > | | ,-;-"_ > |> > | Meanwhile, 54km south, | (). __ / /==== > |> > | on the other side of the | `.`. ,'|`.`._\#### > |> > | front line... | _,`.`.----""_;-.## > |> > |______________________ ____| ,-;-"_ " _,-;" ()\ > |> > (). ,','=====,-',-" _/ \ ) > |> > `.`. ____( (======( (_) _/ \_/' > |> > `.`. ,'|`.`.`.__`.#####. \ / \_,' > |> > _,`.`.----""""__;-..#####.`\_/' > |> > (). ,-;-"_ `" _,-;;" (_\" > |> > `.`. ,','======,-',-"" _ / \ ) > |> > `.`. ____ ( (=======( (_) _ / \\_/' > |> > `.`. ,'|`.`.`.__`.#######. \ / \\_/,' > |> > _,`.`.----""""__;-..#######.`\_/,-' > |> > ,-;-"_ `" _,--=" / \\" `"" > |> > ,','======,-',-"" \_/ \ > |> > / /=======/ / \ _ / \_/ > |> > \ ` =====\ \_/ _ / \\_/' ______________________ > |> > ` o ######. \ / \\_/,' ,' `. > |> > /|_ #######.`\_/,-' / Pardon me, could you \ > |> > ()| " `"" ____| direct me to the checkout | > |> > /| `-._ counter or information | > |> > `` \ desk or somewhere? / > |> > `.______________________,' > This pic could well be titled, "TIEN AN MIN SQUARE" Well, yes it could. Complete with shopping bag. I modeled it not ex- actly from this image-- http://www.christusrex.org/www1/sdc/ps60a.jpg --but one almost like it, also from the Web, though I forgot where. Of course, just for a straight political or historical comment I could never get myself to do this. There has to be a punch line involved. But clip away the speech balloon, replace the caption and you have a beautiful ascii version of Tiananmen, June 4, 1989. -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: : .-- : ,,\~~ ==- .\@\ : \\@\/ ,-._\\ \=- . : \\o\ =- \@___"\ \_); : / / /\o\ *Roar!* ' \\@\ : / / ,` o \\,` ==-- `--' : / '@/ : -' / )) : -' ___________ .-- : _I__.o.__I_ ==- .\@\ : (( _I__(X)__I_ ,-._\\ \=- . : / \ \@___"\ \_); : , " " =-- ' \\@\ : ' / | ==-- `--' : ,/ : ____,'/___ : ,' `. : / HEY! \ : | Watch where | : | you're flying, | : | you Allied | : \ @#*$s!!! / : `.__________,' That reminds me so much of a computer game I had... Sopwith II ... (Apparently there's still a considerable following for it, it has a newsgroup that's got traffic)
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On 15 Nov 2000 18:37:57 GMT ewd...@ece.concordia.ca wrote: >Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > > > > >: .-- >: ,,\~~ ==- .\@\ >: \\@\/ ,-._\\ \=- . >: \\o\ =- \@___"\ \_); >: / / /\o\ *Roar!* ' \\@\ >: / / ,` o \\,` ==-- `--' >: / '@/ >: -' / )) >: -' ___________ .-- >: _I__.o.__I_ ==- .\@\ >: (( _I__(X)__I_ ,-._\\ \=- . >: / \ \@___"\ \_); >: , " " =-- ' \\@\ >: ' / | ==-- `--' > >: ,/ >: ____,'/___ >: ,' `. >: / HEY! \ >: | Watch where | >: | you're flying, | >: | you Allied | >: \ @#*$s!!! / >: `.__________,' > >That reminds me so much of a computer game I had... Sopwith II ... >(Apparently there's still a considerable following for it, it has a >newsgroup that's got traffic) Don't forget Sopwith 1, and Sokwith (the h4x0r3d version). -- | _ \ _ ^~ email:bateau at jupiterio.net | <')_,/ , ; \ >(')__, . ` ' , ,______________._ | (_~=/ \._`.'. \ (_~_/ _, '------:_______ ;==( *BANG* | ='- \=~_) ; \ ~^~~^~ ` (_~_/ | | `-\ \ *BANG* | ICQ:11367619 -'= \ ~^~~^~ `~' \_;
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__ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2000 22:22:12 +0100, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> provoked the following text: > . > \ ' / > _ __________ > ,-'""' ,-. __ ""--. > __,-`-.__ _/___\_ <'__`)__,-'`. > """' ~ `""""""""""""""' . > ,/ > ______,'/__ \. > ,' `. __\`.____ > / OUCH!! \ / \ > | Keepink elbows | | Or else | > | at your side of | | WHAT?!? | > \ shell hole! / \_________/ > `.___________,' > > > > . ' , > _ __________ > ,-'""' ,-. __ ""--. > __,-`-.__ _/___\_ <'__`)__,-'`. > """' ~ `""""""""""""""' . > ,/ > ____,'/__ __________________ > ,' `. ,' `. > / Or else \ / OOOOLL!!! \ > | I callink |_| Protagonist won't keep | > \ cartoonist! ,--. arms at his side of | > `._________,' \ demarcation line! / > `.__________________,' Who's he in that crater with, I.R. Baboon? :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 420wu/7063hrs Now where the hell is the ANY key?
"Peter Punk" <ppu...@damnthatspam.chello.nl> wrote in message news:s2e...@4ax.com... > On Fri, 17 Nov 2000 22:22:12 +0100, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> > provoked the following text: > > . ' , > > _ __________ > > ,-'""' ,-. __ ""--. > > __,-`-.__ _/___\_ <'__`)__,-'`. > > """' ~ `""""""""""""""' . > > ,/ > > ____,'/__ __________________ > > ,' `. ,' `. > > / Or else \ / OOOOLL!!! \ > > | I callink |_| Protagonist won't keep | > > \ cartoonist! ,--. arms at his side of | > > `._________,' \ demarcation line! / > > `.__________________,' > Who's he in that crater with, I.R. Baboon? :-)) Oh man! You make me yearn even more for Cartoon Network! (It's been gone from free satellite TV for a few months now, and it takes a while for the withdrawal symptoms to kick in! I really have to find some addresses where I can download American TV--unspoilt by the @#$*ing dubbing conspiracy! What am I having a DSL modem and flatrate for, after all?) No, seriously, it's supposed to be a mixture of that fake Russian ac- cent in User Friendly http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20001106&mode=classic and the fact that you couldn't argue about the definition of the word "is" in Po-Russki, because there really is no "is" in Russian. (At least not in everyday speech.) And, BTW, there WERE Russian soldiers at the Western Front. I have no idea how many, but that is a fact I've come by during my half-@$$ed excuse for research. -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
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__ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __
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//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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> . ' , > _ __________ > ,-'""' ,-. __ ""--. > __,-`-.__ _/___\_ <'__`)__,-'`. > """' ~ `""""""""""""""' . > ,/ > ____,'/__ __________________ > ,' `. ,' `. > / Or else \ / OOOOLL!!! \ > | I callink |_| Protagonist won't keep | > \ cartoonist! ,--. arms at his side of | > `._________,' \ demarcation line! / > `.__________________,' > ______________________________________ > | ___ | > | | | > | | hat's enough, the two of you! | > | | > | Or I'll--umm--I'll turn this strip | > | right around! ... Yeah! | > |______________________________________| > > > > > > hang on when did karl from user friendly[1] join this strip? OBcrap ascii sheep: ^ ^~~~~~~~~|~~~ 0 0~~~~~~~~| o || || || || V V
On Sat, 18 Nov 2000 00:35:39 -0000, "ickle sheep" <ick...@yahoo.com> wrote: >hang on >when did karl from user friendly[1] join this strip? Pitr, I believe..? :-)
This time around I was torn from my beloved accustomed surroundings
without prior notice, so I couldn't post any cartoons in advance. But
then I thought--why not use that crappy machine they have in THIS
place? Serious behavioral pattern break--WHEW!! Is this as good as
it gets? I really ought to lie down! The fact that these guys
haven't updated from Outlook Express 4.x isn't helping, either!
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__ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __
('__`> <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\
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Ilmari Karonen wrote: > > In article <g3t...@4ax.com>, Peter Punk wrote: > > > >Hmmm... I guess you should take moving to Holland under consideration. It's free > >27/7! > > 27? Maybe I should get there, a few extra hours in a day would quite > definitely help me keep up with my schedule.. > Probably three extra hours to smoke all the legal shit there :) - or a side-effect thereof ___ / | \ \/|\/ Peace Mon! ''' > -- > Ilmari Karonen -- http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/ > "But don't give Bill Gates ideas; it would be a bad thing for the surplus if > Microsoft decided it wanted its tax exemption as a religious organization." > -- Elisabeth Carey in rec.arts.sf.composition
On 20 Nov 2000 10:17:44 GMT, Ilmari Karonen <ilt...@sci.invalid> provoked the following text: >>Hmmm... I guess you should take moving to Holland under consideration. It's free >>27/7! >27? Maybe I should get there, a few extra hours in a day would quite >definitely help me keep up with my schedule.. Oops, LOL!!! A "7" is basically a "4" turned uside-down... ;-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 420wu/7063hrs If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion. -- William Baumol
On Mon, 20 Nov 2000 17:15:49 +0100, Rasmus Klitgaard-Nielsen <pin...@cs.auc.dk> provoked the following text: >> >Hmmm... I guess you should take moving to Holland under consideration. It's free >> >27/7! >> 27? Maybe I should get there, a few extra hours in a day would quite >> definitely help me keep up with my schedule.. >Probably three extra hours to smoke all the legal shit there :) - or a >side-effect thereof > ___ > / | \ > \/|\/ Peace Mon! > ''' LOL!!! That reminds me of an old ASCII-art fart (the only one i've kept because of great demand in other NG's), i have no idea as to who the original artist is, so if anyone knows, please enlighten me. . M dM MMr 4MMML . MMMMM. xf . "MMMMM .MM- Mh.. +MMMMMM .MMMM .MMM. .MMMMML. MMMMMh )MMMh. MMMMMM MMMMMMM 3MMMMx. 'MW33DMf xnMMMMMM" '*MMAMM MMMMMM. nMMMMMMP" *MMSMMx "MMMMM\ .MMMMMMM= *MMSMMh "MMMMM" JMMMMMMP MMMMMM 3MMMM. dMMMMMM . MMMMMM "MMMM .MMMMM( .nnMP" =.. *MMMMx MMM" dMMMM" .nnMMMMM* "MMn... 'MMMMr 'MM MMM" .nMMMMMMM*" "4MMMMnn.. *MMM MM MMP" .dM655MMM"" ^MMMMMMMMx. *ML "M .M* .MMMM35**" *PMMMMMMhn. *x > M .MMMM**"" ""**MMMMhx/.h/ .=*" .3P"%.... nP" "*MMnx OH NO IT'S POISON IVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oOOoOooOOOoOOooOOOOoOooOOooOOooOOOOoOoOOoO THIS POISON IVY IS MAKING MY EYELIDS HEAVY -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 420wu/7063hrs If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion. -- William Baumol
In article <g3t...@4ax.com>, Peter Punk wrote: > >Hmmm... I guess you should take moving to Holland under consideration. It's free >27/7! 27? Maybe I should get there, a few extra hours in a day would quite definitely help me keep up with my schedule.. -- Ilmari Karonen -- http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/ "But don't give Bill Gates ideas; it would be a bad thing for the surplus if Microsoft decided it wanted its tax exemption as a religious organization." -- Elisabeth Carey in rec.arts.sf.composition
On Sat, 18 Nov 2000 00:33:22 +0100, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> provoked the following text: >> > . ' , >> > _ __________ >> > ,-'""' ,-. __ ""--. >> > __,-`-.__ _/___\_ <'__`)__,-'`. >> > """' ~ `""""""""""""""' . >> > ,/ >> > ____,'/__ __________________ >> > ,' `. ,' `. >> > / Or else \ / OOOOLL!!! \ >> > | I callink |_| Protagonist won't keep | >> > \ cartoonist! ,--. arms at his side of | >> > `._________,' \ demarcation line! / >> > `.__________________,' > >> Who's he in that crater with, I.R. Baboon? :-)) > >Oh man! You make me yearn even more for Cartoon Network! Oops... Sorry! >(It's been gone from free satellite TV for a few months now, and it takes a >while for the withdrawal symptoms to kick in! I really have to find some >addresses where I can download American TV--unspoilt by the @#$*ing >dubbing conspiracy! What am I having a DSL modem and flatrate for, >after all?) Hmmm... I guess you should take moving to Holland under consideration. It's free 27/7! >No, seriously, it's supposed to be a mixture of that fake Russian ac- >cent in User Friendly >http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20001106&mode=classic >and the fact that you couldn't argue about the definition of the word >"is" in Po-Russki, because there really is no "is" in Russian. (At >least not in everyday speech.) Then what do they use for a substitute, "are"? >And, BTW, there WERE Russian soldiers at the Western Front. I have no >idea how many, but that is a fact I've come by during my half-@$$ed >excuse for research. I have absolutely no idea what nations were involved in WW1, so you won't get any arguements from me... -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 420wu/7063hrs If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion. -- William Baumol
I swear, I'll never again use someone else's computer! You change
something simple like the screen resolution and before you know it
you're open to attack because THEY can't set it back! Computers can
be hard to handle. People even more so. But NEVER put yourself in a
position where you have to try and negotiate between man and machine!
They hate each other! It's like hosting the Israeli peace talks--all
of a sudden you're in the crossfire from both sides!
Sysadmins and tech support have it tough! I would make a clever re-
mark now about admiring C3PO, but that's hard when you've just come
home from a bunch of people whose heads Star Wars references go over
entirely, and who just look askance at you if you make them anyway.
Was there anything else?
Oh, right! Cartoon...
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On Tue, 21 Nov 2000 22:13:13 +0100, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de>
wrote:
>Sysadmins and tech support have it tough!
You're telling me.. Helpdesk work can sometimes be extremely frustrating, to
put it nicely. If you want it not nicely, it's a bitch. :-)
"Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > _________________ __ > ,' `. / \ > / The world famous \____ |==(o= _____ > | Red Baron's faithful ,-' \|_/ |()|::::)= > | companion is forced | ____ / /\ /)____|___/__ ,\ > | to suspend his | `-------' \ ,'\ | > | search temporarily | _ _ |,' \ | > | while attending to | _ _\ /_ _\ /_ |) )|, | > \ daily routines! / _ _> <_ _> <_ |,' ,/ / > `._________________,' /_\ /_\ | ' > ________________________/ ' > _ _ _ / _ _ ) > _ _ _ (______/ > _______\ > _ ____ > |_\| \ > |_/|____/ ) ) > > _ ____ > |_\| \ )) > |_/|____/ > > _ ____ / / > |_\| \ > |_/|____/ Hmmm... Just to be pointing it out: Bomb-bays in a WW1 plane are somewhat - hmmm - unusual ;-)) But then, It's "just" a cartoon, so that doesn't matter much, probably... Tilman -- +------------+-------------------------------------------+ |Tilman Ahr | Email: rio...@gmx.net | | | til...@student.hu-berlin.de | +------------+-------------PGP-Key available by request--+
"Tilman Ahr" <rio...@gmx.net> wrote in message news:3nd...@rioteer.subdomain.de... > Hmmm... Just to be pointing it out: Bomb-bays in a WW1 plane are > somewhat - hmmm - unusual ;-)) Yeah, they had these cupholders and crosshair sights pointing straight down. When the target was in the crosshair they'd open the underside of the cupholder, with the bomb inside. But you try and DRAW that in an ascii cartoon so people who don't KNOW that still recognize the goings-on. Like the tanks in #111. They DID start out as WWI tanks, but even *I* didn't recognize them at that resolution without a turret and visible wheels between the chain belts. > But then, It's "just" a cartoon, so that doesn't matter much, > probably... I'm going for quantity here. Sometimes artistic license is in order, which is another way of saying: "I'm too incompetent/lazy not to suck!" -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
"Bateau" <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote in message news:10Y...@4ax.com... > On Tue, 21 Nov 2000 22:13:13 +0100 "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > >I swear, I'll never again use someone else's computer! You change > >something simple like the screen resolution and before you know it > >you're open to attack because THEY can't set it back! [...] > If it's Win95 get PowerToysd from Microsoft. That includes "Quickres" which is a > lil icon that sits in the taskbar that you can easily change resolutions with. It has a Matrox driver, with that option already available in the "Ad- vanced"-section. The icon is there. They just don't know what it does. Well, I can understand how they feel from the time when I had to fight with Unix's X-Windows, which offers so many ways of doing things different it's almost a guarantee that you won't find your way around another person's desktop. I like Open-Source. The main problem is just that they make standards on all levels a matter of personal preference and therefore quasi of religion. At least in Windows you can say, in certain areas, "this is how it is," and won't have to start arguing deontics, how it SHOULD be. > There's also "EzDesk" which will remember a different desktop layout for each > resolution. OH, thanks a lot! I had that one on my last machine, but then I for- got the name. Thankyouthankyouthankyou! -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
On Tue, 21 Nov 2000 22:13:13 +0100 "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: >I swear, I'll never again use someone else's computer! You change >something simple like the screen resolution and before you know it >you're open to attack because THEY can't set it back! Computers can >be hard to handle. People even more so. But NEVER put yourself in a >position where you have to try and negotiate between man and machine! >They hate each other! It's like hosting the Israeli peace talks--all >of a sudden you're in the crossfire from both sides! If it's Win95 get PowerToysd from Microsoft. That includes "Quickres" which is a lil icon that sits in the taskbar that you can easily change resolutions with. There's also "EzDesk" which will remember a different desktop layout for each resolution. >Sysadmins and tech support have it tough! I would make a clever re- >mark now about admiring C3PO, but that's hard when you've just come >home from a bunch of people whose heads Star Wars references go over >entirely, and who just look askance at you if you make them anyway. -- | _ \ _ ^~ email:bateau at jupiterio.net | <')_,/ , ; \ >(')__, . ` ' , ,______________._ | (_~=/ \._`.'. \ (_~_/ _, '------:_______ ;==( *BANG* | ='- \=~_) ; \ ~^~~^~ ` (_~_/ | | `-\ \ *BANG* | ICQ:11367619 -'= \ ~^~~^~ `~' \_;
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Ool wrote: > Well, I can understand how they feel from the time when I had > to fight with Unix's X-Windows, which offers so many ways of doing > things different it's almost a guarantee that you won't find your way > around another person's desktop. Yes, and once you manage to tame it to do *exactly* what you want you feel very good about it! :-) -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
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On Fri, 24 Nov 2000 20:22:12 +0100, "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > / ...and a hand-drawn flipbook \ > | animation of a naked elf dancing in | > | the woods before being swallowed whole | > \ by a giant toad--or something! / So you've seen it too. *SHRUG* -- Jan-Erik Finnberg whe...@saunalahti.fi ICQ:49316651 Visit http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/ for Final fantasy 7 midis and not much more!!
"Jan-Erik Finnberg" <whe...@saunalahti.fi> wrote in message news:EBA...@4ax.com... > On Fri, 24 Nov 2000 20:22:12 +0100, "Ool" > <ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: > > / ...and a hand-drawn flipbook \ > > | animation of a naked elf dancing in | > > | the woods before being swallowed whole | > > \ by a giant toad--or something! / > So you've seen it too. "Seen it?" I'VE MADE IT! "This is your soul. This is your soul--on a job. Any questions?" > *SHRUG* Serves me right for not autographing my stuff. -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
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"Fulgore" <ful...@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:3A1...@mindspring.com... > Ah, I see that we're passing quite nicely through the sea of monsters. > On to the foothills of the headlands! You know what I love about the Web? Even if you don't get a reference all it takes is a few keywords into a search engine, like +"sea of monsters" +foothills +headlands into AltaVista, and lookee--four "Yellow Submarine" references! -- __ "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes." __ ('__`> <'__`) //6(6; �OOL mm :^)^\\ `\_-/ http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron \-_/'
Ool schrieb: > > _______________ > / \ > | *mumblmumble* | > | *mutter* | > __ \_ ____________/ > ('__`> /,' > // 9( /' > `\_</ > /_/\ > ,---------. , ( ( \\ ,----. ,------. > / `-------' \ ,----. / |\ \|| --. / `--' \,----. / `----' \ > ,' `/ `--' \,' /| \ \/ \ / `--' \' `. > ,' ` / \__\_`-(\ `. `. > [:][--[]`-~' __ > __ __ /))/ )| /--\ > `--' __ `--' '' \ \ ___ > /`--'\ | | \ __ ,`---'. > _ __ | |\ \ `--' > /`-'\ `--' / ) \ | > ,' ,' \ | / > / / \_\_ SELF-DOUBT / E > _ _ /\,' \__\ ZONE / > _ ((_) _ ((_) `-.\ / > _) ((_) / > > ___________ > / \ > | Oh, thank | > | goodness! | > \________ _/ __ > `.\ <'__`) > `\ :9)9\\ > \o_/' > |\`. > ,---------. , //( `-. ,----. ,------. > / `-------' \ ,----. / || `-._ `. `--' \,----. / `----' \ > ,' `/ `--' \,' \\ ,-' ,' / `--' \' `. > ,' `. (\\ (//-' . `. > []--] __ > __ __ |( [\ __ /--\ > `--' __ `--' | / `--' ___ > /`--'\ / | | __ ,`---'. > _ __ / | | __ `--' > /`-'\ `--' | .( | `--' > | | | > \ \ \ | > BT \ END _ _ ,--||_| > ONE \ ((_) _ ((_)'--,'__| > \ ((_) > > ______________________ ___________________ > ,' `. ,' `. > / Oh boy, crater-riddled \ / Let's see! There's \ > | No-Man's Land can sure | | mud and there's dirt | > \ be a dysmal sight! / | and mud and dirt and-- | > `._________________ ___,' __ | Hey, look! Over there | > `.\ ('__`> ___| there's even more mud | > `\ /(//( `-._ and more dirt! / > `\\'/ `.___________________,' > /_/\ > ,---------. , ( ( \\ ,----. ,------. > / `-------' \ ,----. / |\ \|| --. / `--' \,----. / `----' \ > ,' `/ `--' \,' /| \ \/ \ / `--' \' `. > ,' ` / \__\_`-(\ `. `. > [:][--[]`-~' __ > __ __ /))/ )| /--\ > `--' __ `--' '' \ \ ___ > /`--'\ | | \ __ ,`---'. > _ __ | |\ \ `--' > /`-'\ `--' / ) \ | > ,' ,' \ | > / / \_\_ > _ _ /\,' \__\ > _ ((_) _ ((_) `-.\ > _) ((_) > > _________________ > ,' `. > ______________ / You were too lazy \ > / \ | to draw a new cartoon | > | WAITAMINUTE! | \ today, right?! / > \_________ ___/ __ > _________________,' > `.\ ('__`> /,' > `\ //>(<: /' > `\_=/ > ,'/| > ,------. ,----. ,-' )\\ . ,---------. > / `----' \ ,----./ `--' ,' _,-' || \ ,----. / `-------' \ > ,' `/ `--' \ `. `-. // `./ `--' \' `. > ,' , `-\\) //) ,' `. > __ [--[] > /--\ __ /] )| __ __ > ___ `--' \ | `--' __ `--' > ,`---'. __ | | \ /`--'\ > `--' __ | | \ __ _ > `--' | ), | `--' /`-'\ > | | | > _ _ _ | / / > _) _ ((_) _ ((_) |_||--. > ((_) ((_) |__`.--` This remembers me of a gag from The simpsons.... -- ||| //���\\ ||// //\\ //\\ is back... �o o� || || ||\\ // \\// \\ Tha neverdying!! > \\_\\// || \\// \\ ~ \\
On Sat, 25 Nov 2000 23:43:25 +0100, "Ool"
<ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
>"Seen it?" I'VE MADE IT!
Okay, *now* I understand why you make those Red Baron strips.
--
Jan-Erik Finnberg whe...@saunalahti.fi ICQ:49316651
Visit http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/
for Final fantasy 7 midis and not much more!!
What happened to red baron i enjoyed reading his comics
> What happened to red baron i enjoyed reading his comics
OOL seems to have disappeared from existance for the time. It's all part
of the "OOL is dead" theory.
He actually died somewhere between comic three and four, but the
replacement has been leaving small clue ever since...
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