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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 21 Nov 2000.
Red Baron Pt. 120

Red Baron Pt. 120

From Ool <ulr...@t-online.de> · alt.ascii-art · 21 Nov 2000 00:00 · View full thread
I swear, I'll never again use someone else's computer!  You change
something simple like the screen resolution and before you know it
you're open to attack because THEY can't set it back!  Computers can
be hard to handle.  People even more so.  But NEVER put yourself in a
position where you have to try and negotiate between man and machine!
They hate each other!  It's like hosting the Israeli peace talks--all
of a sudden you're in the crossfire from both sides!

Sysadmins and tech support have it tough!  I would make a clever re-
mark now about admiring C3PO, but that's hard when you've just come
home from a bunch of people whose heads Star Wars references go over
entirely, and who just look askance at you if you make them anyway.

Was there anything else?

Oh, right!  Cartoon...








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  __   "Space Opera--it's not over until the Fat Lady explodes."  __
('__`>                                                          <'__`)
//6(6; �OOL mm                                                  :^)^\\
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From: "Ool" <ulr...@t-online.de>
Subject: Red Baron Pt. 120
Date: 2000/11/21
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