Re: Red Baron Pt. 104

"Stuart Moore" <stu...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:7oGL5.32876$h%4...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
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> >         ||_\/  Oui, Monsuir. I can poot you up for  \_\   ||
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> >         ||__\         18-year-old Dottir."          /_\__\||
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> Have I missed a story here too?

Only what some consider the Mother of All Playboy Jokes.  I've heard
a few references to it in my life, so it must be a staple.  Last ref-
erence I heard was in a quip about a literary contest sponsored by
Playboy.  (From a monologue by Conan:)  "And the winner will be the
author who can write the most gripping story about a traveling sales-
man whose car gets stuck the middle of a blizzard."


The Joke:

 Ed, a traveling salesman, had his car break down in the middle of a
blizzard.  He trudged to a nearby farmhouse where the farmer told him that,
while they were short of beds, he could sleep with his daughter.  She proved
to be eighteen and beautiful.   So they went to bed, and shortly, Ed made a
pass at the daughter.  "Stop that!" she said.  "I'll call my father."
 He desisted.  But half an hour later he made another attempt.  "Uh,
stop ... that," she said.  "I'll call my father."
 But she moved closer to him, so he made a third try.  This time, no
protest, no threat.  Just as Ed, satisfied, was about to drowse off, she
tugged at his pajama sleeve.  "Could we do that again?" she asked.
 Ed obliged, and this time fell asleep only to be awakened by the
tug at his sleeve.  "Again?"
 And again Ed obliged.  But when his sleep was once more interrupted
by the tugging at his pajama sleeve, Ed indignantly pulled it away from her
and mumbled, "Stop that!  Or I'll call your father."





Of course I'm behind again, but I need a day's rest before I can pick
up the thread where I've left off.  And I DID get the "Read Baron"
hint.  Misspelling "led" was a mistake born out of fatigue.  I'm not
going to correct such oversight errors in my website, though, mainly
because if I began remedying little things as these I wouldn't know
where to stop, and soon I'd be paralyzed by the effort of correcting
the archives again and again to fit the predictions of Big Brother.


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