Red Baron Pt. 46
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/ That took almost 20 seconds! \
| Why am I being treated like a piece of |
| $#%@ around here! I've fought in WWI, |
| after all! I'm a #@$%ing patriotic |
| hero, that's what! I was even born on |
| the second of May! (Not that that's a |
| significant date now, but it will be, |
\ mark my words, it will be!) /
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/ So anyway, the doctors said I shouldn't \
| be flying yet, but what do they know? But |
| today I'm getting my stitches out, and then |
| they can't stop me any more, even officially. |
| Can you believe that thing went right up my |
| $#$@%?!! The pain, I'm telling ya, the pain! |
| (High command told me if anyone asks I'm to |
| tell them it was a head injury I've sustained.) |
| I mean, I had thought it was painful when I |
| caught that dose of clap last year, (wasn't |
| allowed to mention that in my book, either) |
| but THIS... You can't even begin to |
\ imagine how painful-- /
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| Were you even listening? Not the |
| sympathetic type, are we? Well, |
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