Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Oct 1998.
Can somebody do legs?
alt.ascii-art
· 11 messages · 7 Oct 1998 - 15 Oct 1998
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If someone cares to draw the thighhighs...Feel free.
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____ Time : Wed Oct 7 10:53:35 1998
.X+. .
.Xx+-. . A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic
XXx++-.. soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get
XXxx++--.. half the kicking around she deserved. Lazarus Long (9)
`XXXxx+++--'
`XXXxxx'
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Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Ojosh!ro wrote: > > > > _.._ ,------------. > > ,' `. ( We want you! ) > > / __) __` \ `-,----------' > > ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' > > /) \ = / ( > > /' |--' . \ > > ( ,---| `-.)__` > > )( `-.,--' _`-. > > '/,' ( Uu", > > (_ , `/,-' ) > > `.__, : `-'/ /`--' > > | `--' | > > ` `-._ / > > \ ( > > /\ . \. Ojo > > / |` \ ,-\ > > / \| .) / \ > > ( ,'|\ ,' : > > | \,`.`--"/ } > > `,' \ |,' / > > / "-._ `-/ | > > "-. "-.,'| ; > > / _/["---'""] > > : / |"- ' > > ' | / > > ` | > > If someone cares to draw the thighhighs...Feel free. > > > > No, but on request (from FS) I did these diddles: > > First, he thought it was bad logic to say "we" when there was only one, so > I added two more. > > __.--------------------.__ > .' `. > / \ / _ _ _ |_ \ > | \/\/ (/_ \/\/ (_|| ) |_ | > | __ | > \ \ / / \ | | | | / > `. | \__/ \_/ o o .' > `-.____________________.-' > / | \ > _.._ / _..| \ _.._ > ,' `. / ,' | `. \ ,' `. > / __) __` \ / __) __` \ / __) __` \ > ( (`-`(-') ) ( (`-`(-') ) ( (`-`(-') ) > /) \ = / ( /) \ = / ( /) \ = / ( > /' |--' . \ /' |--' . \ /' |--' . \ > ( ,---| `-.)__` ( ,---| `-.)__` ( ,---| `-.)__` > )( `-.,--' _`-. )( `-.,--' _`-. )( `-.,--' _`-. > '/,' ( Uu",,' ( Uu",,' ( Uu", > (_ , `/,-' ) , `/,-' ) , `/,-' ) > `.__, : `-'/ /`--'.__, : `-'/ /`--'.__, : `-'/ /`--' > | `--' | | `--' | | `--' | > ` `-._ / ` `-._ / ` `-._ / > \ ( \ ( \ ( > /\ . \. /\ . \. /\ . \. Ojo > / |` \ ,-\ / |` \ ,-\ / |` \ ,-\ > / \| .) / \ / \| .) / \ / \| .) / \ > ( ,'|\ ,' : ( ,'|\ ,' : ( ,'|\ ,' : > | \,`.`--"/ } | \,`.`--"/ } | \,`.`--"/ } > `,' \ |,' / `,' \ |,' / `,' \ |,' / > / "-._ `-/ |/ "-._ `-/ |/ "-._ `-/ | > "-. "-.,'| ; "-. "-.,'| ; "-. "-.,'| ; > / _/["---'""] _/["---'""] _/["---'""] > : / |"- ' / |"- ' / |"- ' > ' | / | / | / > ` | ` | ` | > > Then he thought those were too skinny... Ho! One at the time ladies... [SNIPPETY] > And the fattest of those next to the original: > > _.._ _.--._ > ,' `. ,' `. > / __) __` \ / __) __` \ > ( (`-`(-') ) ( (`-`(-') ) > /) \ = / ( /) \ _ / ( > /' |--' . \ /' )-._.' . \ > ( ,---| `-.)__` ( ,--' `-)___` > )( `-.,--' _`-. )( `-.,--' _ `-._ > '/,' ( Uu", '/' ( Uu")\ > (_ , `/,-' ) (_ , `/,-' ) > `.__, : `-'/ /`--' \ , : `-' / >._.' > | `--' | `---' `-._.-' | > ` `-._ / | `-._ / > \ ( \ | > /\ . \. Ojo / \ ` \. Ojo/VK > / |` \ ,-\ / |` \ ' ,-' \ > / \| .) / \ / /\( -) / \ > ( ,'|\ ,' : ( ,'| \ ,' : > | \,`.`--"/ } | \,'`.`---"/ } > `,' \ |,' / `.,' \ |,' / > / "-._ `-/ | / "-.__ `._/ | > "-. "-.,'| ; "-. "-._, | ; > / _/["---'""] / _["-._.--'""] > : / |"- ' : / |"- ' > ' | / ' | / > ` | ` | > > FS' comment? - "She looks too pumped" > > (*sigh!*) > Well, just a wee bit, I can't put an arm around that waist anymore... Too thin is no fun,cos then I an put an arm around the waist AND put the hand on my own hip... How come too skinny? =) Good to see you amused yourself with my little diddle though =) Ojosh!ro -- ____ Time : Thu Oct 8 11:24:56 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (92) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' ""
Ojosh!ro wrote: > > _.._ ,------------. > ,' `. ( We want you! ) > / __) __` \ `-,----------' > ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' > /) \ = / ( > /' |--' . \ > ( ,---| `-.)__` > )( `-.,--' _`-. > '/,' ( Uu", > (_ , `/,-' ) > `.__, : `-'/ /`--' > | `--' | > ` `-._ / > \ ( > /\ . \. Ojo > / |` \ ,-\ > / \| .) / \ > ( ,'|\ ,' : > | \,`.`--"/ } > `,' \ |,' / > / "-._ `-/ | > "-. "-.,'| ; > / _/["---'""] > : / |"- ' > ' | / > ` | > If someone cares to draw the thighhighs...Feel free. > No, but on request (from FS) I did these diddles: First, he thought it was bad logic to say "we" when there was only one, so I added two more. __.--------------------.__ .' `. / \ / _ _ _ |_ \ | \/\/ (/_ \/\/ (_|| ) |_ | | __ | \ \ / / \ | | | | / `. | \__/ \_/ o o .' `-.____________________.-' / | \ _.._ / _..| \ _.._ ,' `. / ,' | `. \ ,' `. / __) __` \ / __) __` \ / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) ( (`-`(-') ) ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ = / ( /) \ = / ( /) \ = / ( /' |--' . \ /' |--' . \ /' |--' . \ ( ,---| `-.)__` ( ,---| `-.)__` ( ,---| `-.)__` )( `-.,--' _`-. )( `-.,--' _`-. )( `-.,--' _`-. '/,' ( Uu",,' ( Uu",,' ( Uu", (_ , `/,-' ) , `/,-' ) , `/,-' ) `.__, : `-'/ /`--'.__, : `-'/ /`--'.__, : `-'/ /`--' | `--' | | `--' | | `--' | ` `-._ / ` `-._ / ` `-._ / \ ( \ ( \ ( /\ . \. /\ . \. /\ . \. Ojo / |` \ ,-\ / |` \ ,-\ / |` \ ,-\ / \| .) / \ / \| .) / \ / \| .) / \ ( ,'|\ ,' : ( ,'|\ ,' : ( ,'|\ ,' : | \,`.`--"/ } | \,`.`--"/ } | \,`.`--"/ } `,' \ |,' / `,' \ |,' / `,' \ |,' / / "-._ `-/ |/ "-._ `-/ |/ "-._ `-/ | "-. "-.,'| ; "-. "-.,'| ; "-. "-.,'| ; / _/["---'""] _/["---'""] _/["---'""] : / |"- ' / |"- ' / |"- ' ' | / | / | / ` | ` | ` | Then he thought those were too skinny... _.--._ ,------------. ,' `. ( We want you! ) / __) __` \ `-,----------' ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' /) \ _ / ( /' |-._.' . \ ( ,---| `-.)___` )( `-.,--' _`-. '/,' ( Uu"). (_ , `/,-' ) `.___, : `-' / /`---' | `---' | ` `-._ / \ ( / \ . \. Ojo / |` \ ,--\ / \| .) / \ ( ,'|\ ,' : | \,`.`---"/ } `.,' \ |,' / / "-._ `._/ | "-. "-._,'| ; / _/["----'""] : / |"- ' ' | / ` | _.--._ ,------------. ,' `. ( We want you! ) / __) __` \ `-,----------' ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' /) \ _ / ( /' |-._.' . \ ( ,---| `-.)___` )( `-.,--' _`-. '/' ( Uu"). (_ , `/,-' ) \ , : `-' / /`---' `---' `-._.-' | | `-._ / \ | / \ ` \. Ojo / |` \ ' ,-' \ / /\| -) / \ ( ,'| \ ,' : | \,'`.`---"/ } `.,' \ |,' / / "-.__ `._/ | "-. "-._,'| ; / _/["-----'""] : / |"- ' ' | / ` | _.--._ ,------------. ,' `. ( We want you! ) / __) __` \ `-,----------' ( (`-`(-') ) _.-' /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ( ,--' `-)___` )( `-.,--' _ `-._ '/' ( Uu")\ (_ , `/,-' ) \ , : `-' / >._.' `---' `-._.-' | | `-._ / \ | / \ ` \. Ojo / |` \ ' ,-' \ / /\( -) / \ ( ,'| \ ,' : | \,'`.`---"/ } `.,' \ |,' / / "-.__ `._/ | "-. "-._, | ; / _["-._.--'""] : / |"- ' ' | / ` | And the fattest of those next to the original: _.._ _.--._ ,' `. ,' `. / __) __` \ / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ = / ( /) \ _ / ( /' |--' . \ /' )-._.' . \ ( ,---| `-.)__` ( ,--' `-)___` )( `-.,--' _`-. )( `-.,--' _ `-._ '/,' ( Uu", '/' ( Uu")\ (_ , `/,-' ) (_ , `/,-' ) `.__, : `-'/ /`--' \ , : `-' / >._.' | `--' | `---' `-._.-' | ` `-._ / | `-._ / \ ( \ | /\ . \. Ojo / \ ` \. Ojo/VK / |` \ ,-\ / |` \ ' ,-' \ / \| .) / \ / /\( -) / \ ( ,'|\ ,' : ( ,'| \ ,' : | \,`.`--"/ } | \,'`.`---"/ } `,' \ |,' / `.,' \ |,' / / "-._ `-/ | / "-.__ `._/ | "-. "-.,'| ; "-. "-._, | ; / _/["---'""] / _["-._.--'""] : / |"- ' : / |"- ' ' | / ' | / ` | ` | FS' comment? - "She looks too pumped" (*sigh!*) -- _ __ __ _ _ __ ___.--'_`. \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr /-' '/ ` ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ '
You are quite correct, Ojo. Having underware made for a three-legged gal could get kind of 'spensive. I think this frightfull situation should be recitifyed, rite away.... > _.._ "Double your pleasure, > ,' `. Double your fun!" > / __) __` \ / > ( (`-`(-') ) > /) \ = / ( > /' |--' . \ > ( ,---| `-.)__` > )( `-.,--' _`-. > '/,' ( Uu", > (_ , `/,-' ) > `.__, : `-'/ /`--' > | `--' | > ` `-._ / > \ ( > __/\ . \.__ > / \~~ ,-\ |` \ ~~,\ > /| .) / \ \| .) / \,. > ,'|\ ,' : '|\ ,' : > \,`.`--"/ } \,`.`--"/ } > ,' \ |,' / ' \ |,' / > / "-._ `-/ | / "-._ `-/ | > "-. "-.,'| ; : "-. "-.,'| ; : > / _/["---'""] / _/["---'""] > : / |"- '|: / |"- '| > '\ |' | / \ |' | / > \ | | | \ | | | > \ | | / \ | | / > ) .| | : ) .| | : > __/ / __) / __/ / __) / > ()()()/ ()()()/ ()()()/ ()()()/ Here's a gal with two of everthing. Imagine, she needs two pair of drawers.... Probably a good idea. She combines variety with minimal cost --- just buy her twice the underware. Thanks for the opportunity, Ojo. This pic of yours now probably has readers foamin' and lustin' for a woman jus' like her. JRO ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply
Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote: > > >Can somebody do legs? > > I sure can, fella..... > > Y'all know, quite some time back, somebody else needed some he'p > with one of these here ascii-type pichers. Now, ever'one KNOWS > how much I jus' cain't stand these poor wimin without a proper > footin' on the ground. It ain't right. I jus' love legs, an' > (if I say so my own self) there ain't a woman 'round that I cain't > make feel all complete. So, Ojo Pal, I hope you's happy, that I > have now done fixed up your girlfr'en for you. She looks right smart > to me now, an' oughta operate better.... Thanks messire, thanks! > _.._ "I'm so happy!!! I'm > ,' `. complete, at last!!" > / __) __` \ / > ( (`-`(-') ) > /) \ = / ( > /' |--' . \ > ( ,---| `-.)__` > )( `-.,--' _`-. > '/,' ( Uu", > (_ , `/,-' ) > `.__, : `-'/ /`--' > | `--' | > ` `-._ / > \ ( > /\ . \. > / |` \ ,-\__ > / \| .) / \ \ > ( ,'|\ ,' : : > | \,`.`--"/ } } > `,' \ |,' / \ > / "-._ `-/ | \ > "-. "-.,'| ; : ') > / _/["---'""][''-""'] > : / |"- '|' ""'| > '\ |' | / \ | > \ | | | | | > \ | | / \ | > ) .| | : | / > __/ / __) / __) / > ()()()/ ()()()/ ()()()/ > > Smart an' proper. You ought to know better than ask for legs, > aroun' Halloween... When's Halloween? It's always Halloween at my place, so... =) > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply > take the -removetoreply off Man! Do you know how expensive underwear is for three-legged women? -- ____ Time : Mon Oct 12 11:33:53 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . A motion to adjourn is always in order. Lazarus Long XXx++-.. (22) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' ""
>Can somebody do legs?
I sure can, fella.....
Y'all know, quite some time back, somebody else needed some he'p
with one of these here ascii-type pichers. Now, ever'one KNOWS
how much I jus' cain't stand these poor wimin without a proper
footin' on the ground. It ain't right. I jus' love legs, an'
(if I say so my own self) there ain't a woman 'round that I cain't
make feel all complete. So, Ojo Pal, I hope you's happy, that I
have now done fixed up your girlfr'en for you. She looks right smart
to me now, an' oughta operate better....
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,' `. complete, at last!!"
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Smart an' proper. You ought to know better than ask for legs,
aroun' Halloween...
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply
take the -removetoreply off
Jonathon R. Oglesbee <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply> wrote: >You are quite correct, Ojo. Having underware made for a three-legged gal could get kind of 'spensive. I think this frightfull >situation should be recitifyed, rite away.... >> _.._ "Double your pleasure, >> ,' `. Double your fun!" >> / __) __` \ / >> ( (`-`(-') ) >> /) \ = / ( >> /' |--' . \ >> ( ,---| `-.)__` >> )( `-.,--' _`-. >> '/,' ( Uu", >> (_ , `/,-' ) >> `.__, : `-'/ /`--' >> | `--' | >> ` `-._ / >> \ ( >> __/\ . \.__ >> / \~~ ,-\ |` \ ~~,\ >> /| .) / \ \| .) / \,. >> ,'|\ ,' : '|\ ,' : >> \,`.`--"/ } \,`.`--"/ } >> ,' \ |,' / ' \ |,' / >> / "-._ `-/ | / "-._ `-/ | >> "-. "-.,'| ; : "-. "-.,'| ; : >> / _/["---'""] / _/["---'""] >> : / |"- '|: / |"- '| >> '\ |' | / \ |' | / >> \ | | | \ | | | >> \ | | / \ | | / >> ) .| | : ) .| | : >> __/ / __) / __/ / __) / >> ()()()/ ()()()/ ()()()/ ()()()/ >Here's a gal with two of everthing. Oh-oh, it seems we are right back in the extra-leg syndrome once again? Now Norah McArtny, the knot was going to tie. She washed all her trousseau, and she hung it out to dry. Along came the goat and he saw the bits o' white... And chewed up all her fol-de-rols upon her Weddin' Night. "Turn out light quick" she shouted out to to Pat "For though I'm your bride, sure I'm not worth lookin' at." "I had two of everythin', I told you when I wrote... But now I've one o' nothin' all through Paddy McGinty's goat! " --"Paddy McGinty's Goat", Irish folk song. (\ (\ \\ \\ __))____))__ '\_ """" _/` (-s s-) ,\ / _ - - - - - - - - - - ' ,\ / __- , "" / , ) | ) / | / _ _ _ _ \ /\ / PADDY McGINTY'S / _/ / - - - |/ |/ GOAT | / | / )> )> | | | | |/ |/ | / |/ -cfbd98- || (\ || (\ (\ (\ .--. ( ) _/ , , | |\_/|_________| |+ + o |_^_|-||_____|| U || || (_| (_| Curiosity killed the cat. - b'ger - Joan Stark said: "Looks like curiosity also ripped off two of his legs!" .--. ( ) _/ , , | |\_/|_________| |+ + o |_^_|-||_____|| U ||| ||| ((_| ((_| b'ger Then there are the multi-legged tigers.... __,,,,_ _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-. \`"' ' | \ \ \\/ / // / ,- `,_ /'` \ | Y | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-. /<"\ \ \ | | ||/ // | \/ |`-._`-._ / _.-. .-\,___| _-| / \ \/|_/ | `-._ `-' f/ | / __/ \__ / |__/ | `-' | -| \__ \ |-' | __/ /__,-' ),' |' ((__.-'((____..-' \__,' (FL) 3-legged tiger __,,,,_ _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-. \`"' ' | \ \ \\/ / // / ,- `,_ /'` \ | Y | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-.. /<"\ \ \ | | ||/ // | \/ \ \`'-._`'`-._ / _.-. .-\,___| _-| / \ \/ | | \ ``'`-..', `-' f/ | / __/ \__ / |__/ \ | \ `-' | -| -|\__ \ |-'| | |', \ __/ /__,- ) ,' | / |(__,' ((__.-'((____..-' \__,'((.-' 5-legged tiger __,,,,_ _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-. \`"' ' | \ \ \\/ / // / ,- `,_ /'` \ | Y | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-. /<"\ \ \ | | ||/ // | \/ |`-._`-._ / _.-. .-\,__.| _-| / \ \/|_/ | `-._', `-' f/ | _| / / __/ \__ / |__/ | `-' ((_/ | -| \__ \ |-' | __/ /__,-' ),' |'-Felix Lee- ((__.-'((____..-' \__,' 4-legged tiger 3 and 4-legged horses: ___, __)____)__ -)- ))) , \=_/ \__ __/). )_/=\ /6) \ __((_\_/\ / __/ \ /_/-\o____) / ,_/| \ \/ ))__|_ \_)o_' _.-' ,/:_/_:) ___ '---`' \>__/ /o /---.,/_ \ ( / / /o / \) \ | (' \,/ ( / _____/ )___> / /\ ( / _______/,_____| |,( / ) ) / (_ \ | _/ o) \ /_ |/ \_ / ( '| (___,_/ `.__ / ' \ | / _/ \( / / )\ ( < b'ger ,./_(,, , \_/,,._ 3-legged horse ___, __)____)__ -)- ))) , \=_/ \__ __/). )_/=\ /6) \ __((_\_/\ / __/ \ /_/-\o____) / ,_/| \ \/ ))__|_ \_)o_' _.-' ,/:_/_:) ___ '---`' \>__/ /o /---.,/_ \ ( / / /o / \) \ | (' \,/ ( / _____/ )___> / /\ ( / _______/,_____| |,( / ) ) / (_ \ | _/ o) \ /_ |/ \_ / ( '| (___,_/-` `.__ / ' \ | / ,---' / _/ \( \_/ / / )\ ( < b'ger ,./_(,, , \_/,,._ 4-legged horse 5-teated cows... /( ,,,,, )\ _\,;;;;;;;,/_ .-"; ;;;;;;;;; ;"-. '.__/`_ / \ _`\__.' | (')| |(') | | .--' '--. | |/ o o \| | | / \ _..=.._ / \ /:. '._____.' \ ;::' / \ .; | _|_ _|_ ::| .-| '==o==' '|-. / | . / \ | \ | | ::| | | .| | ( ') (. )::| |: | |; U U U ;|:: | `| |' | | \ U U / |' | | ##V| |_/`"""`\_| |V## jgs ##V## ##V## 5-teated cow and...Jake the Peg... __ _( _)_ ( _) ( ) (_) (_) / . | ___ / \ --\_) _ | ) \ \__/ ) | | | \ / | | | | \ / | | | | \/ | | | | e | | | |__ e __| | I'm Jake the Peg, |__| | e | |__| Deedle Deedle Deedle Dum. W|___________| W With me extra leg, | || |\ \ Deedle Deedle Deedle Dum. | || | \ \ | || | \ \ | || | ) ) | || | | | | || | | | | || | |__| |__|!__! ||__ || || ~~~~` / / / / ~~ ~~ Toodles,
I done had no idear that all this polypedophasia had struck 'round here.
I only remembert over a year back, when sumbody done run a pic of a woman,
but was frustrated at not bein' able to do leegs for her. Ever he'pful like,
I fixed her up lak a spider. She wuz nice.
This here tiger you done put up are a real nice one, though. I done liked it so
much, I im puttin' it up, without the gross deformations which was done of it.
I think it would be easy to make it a 4th legg, but it look okay as it are.
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply> wrote: >This here tiger you done put up are a real nice one, though. I done liked it so >much, I im puttin' it up, without the gross deformations which was done of it. >I think it would be easy to make it a 4th legg, but it look okay as it are. > +AF8AXw-,,,,+AF8- > +AF8- +AF8AXwBf-.--'''+AGA---''// ,-+AF8- +AGA--. > +AFwAYAAi-' ' +AHw- +AFw- +AFw- +AFwAXA-/ / // / ,- +AGA-,+AF8- > /'+AGA- +AFw- +AHw- Y +AHw- +AFwAfA-/ / // / -.,+AF8AXw- +AGA--. > /+ADwAIgBc- +AFw- +AFw- +AHw- +AHw- +AHwAfA-/ // +AHw- +AFw-/ +AHwAYA--.+AF8AYA--.+AF8AXwBf- > / +AF8-.-. .-+AFw-,+AF8AXwBfAHw- +AF8--+AHw- / +AFw- +AFw-/+AHwAXw-/ +AHw- +AGA--.+AF8AXwBf-) > +AGA--' f/ +AHw- / +AF8AXw-/ +AFwAXwBf- / +AHwAXwBf-/ +AHw- > +AGA--' +AHw- -+AHw- +AFwAXwBf- +AFw- +AHw--' +AHw- > +AF8AXw-/ /+AF8AXw-,-' ),' +AHw-' > ((+AF8AXw-.-'((+AF8AXwBfAF8-..-' +AFwAXwBf-,' (FL) Great picture...but it's hard ter count the number o'legs doncher fink ? Toodles,
Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote: > I done had no idear that all this polypedophasia had struck 'round here. > I only remembert over a year back, when sumbody done run a pic of a woman, > but was frustrated at not bein' able to do leegs for her. Ever he'pful like, > I fixed her up lak a spider. She wuz nice. > > This here tiger you done put up are a real nice one, though. I done liked it so > much, I im puttin' it up, without the gross deformations which was done of it. > I think it would be easy to make it a 4th legg, but it look okay as it are. > [snip tiger] Jonathon I like the way you write (makes me feel comfortable). If you speak that way too I'm sure babes loves it. Me here are Jonathon, betcher doin' Jane. / ____~ ____ ///( _\ (((. \ )))` '\ */* ) ) ((( -_( \7_( \ ___/ /___ ,____ ( _\\ _\_ /` ~ ,\/-__/ ( \( ` \ / / . _\_.\/ | __|(. (._\_ \ / _/' ( / | /`___) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' /\/ % ,/\/% \ | %%% % %%%%%%%% _ /_/ / `%%%%) %%%%%%%%% /// ) %%%| %%%%%%%% %\ %% | %%%%%%% \ | | ( ( ( )` )` ) \ \` \ / ( ( \ \ ) \ / / \ \ | )( )(_ \ \| / |/____\-- -- __))\___ -----/-_) b'ger ------'---''---' - Look at the stars in her eyes... ;-) -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
joris bellenger wrote in message <362...@xs4all.nl>... ] >Jonathon I like the way you write (makes me feel comfortable). >If you speak that way too I'm sure babes loves it. > > > > Me here are Jonathon, betcher doin' Jane. > / > > ____~ ____ > ///( _\ (((. \ > )))` '\ */* ) ) > ((( -_( \7_( \ > ___/ /___ ,____ ( _\\ _\_ > /` ~ ,\/-__/ ( \( ` \ > / / . _\_.\/ | __|(. (._\_ \ > / _/' ( / | /`___) / ____) > \ | \ \( `-' /\/ % ,/\/% > \ | %%% % %%%%%%%% > _ /_/ / `%%%%) %%%%%%%%% > /// ) %%%| %%%%%%%% > %\ %% | %%%%%%% > \ | | ( ( ( > )` )` ) \ \` \ > / ( ( \ \ ) > \ / / \ \ | > )( )(_ \ \| > / |/____\-- -- __))\___ > -----/-_) b'ger ------'---''---' > - > > >Look at the stars in her eyes... >;-) >-- Joris, personal-like: I consider it about immodest of me to post this here up 'bout how plumb flattered I am on account of this here askii picher of yours. I think it are probable the finest peice of work anyone has ever done on this here electronic type newsgroup. I am clean wonderin', though, jus' how it is that you knoe 'bout me burnin' my mushtache off with my Zippo liter, whilst tryin' to light up a smoke. My mushtache were burnt so bad, that I went on an' shaved it off'n my upper lip. Now, I ain't done that since I were 18, so I kin tell you that my upper lip felt awful funny. It is still cold. But, back to what I were sayin'; how is it that you done knowed? Anyways, I consider it a fantastic coo to pull this off, an' even know my mushstash is gone (fer now). An'...... yeah, I sounds lak this, partly. One side of my fambly was ol' Drylander sod-busters, who lived back in the tyme when they could make a livin' off of forty acres an' a mule. Them days is gone, now. It are too bad. But I done was raised with proper linguistics learned to me, and it ere good in this here day and age, that sumbody kin exersize them. If you really want to know jus' 'xactly what I sounds like, I might make you a waved file, and post or send it to you. I warn you, however, that hollywood has little idear 'bout how to talk proper, an most of them movies with aktors in them tryin' to sound like this, ere about as far off as turnips is from taters. But anyhow, I ere glad I are at leest able tah type in a fittin' an' homelike way, so's fine peeple like you feels comfortable readin' it. God bless an you keep you sir, for you ere a gentleman an' a scholar........ JRO ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply
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