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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 12 Oct 1998.
Re: Can somebody do legs?

Re: Can somebody do legs?

Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote:
> 
> >Can somebody do legs?
> 
>        I sure can, fella.....
> 
> Y'all know, quite some time back, somebody else needed some he'p
> with one of these here ascii-type pichers.  Now, ever'one KNOWS
> how much I jus' cain't stand these poor wimin without a proper
> footin' on the ground.  It ain't right.  I jus' love legs, an'
> (if I say so my own self) there ain't a woman 'round that I cain't
> make feel all complete.  So, Ojo Pal, I hope you's happy, that I
> have now done fixed up your girlfr'en for you.  She looks right smart
> to me now, an' oughta operate better....

Thanks messire, thanks!
 
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>  Smart an' proper.  You ought to know better than ask for legs,
> aroun' Halloween...

When's Halloween? It's always Halloween at my place, so... =)

>   Jonathon R. Oglesbee
> ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply
>     take the -removetoreply off

Man! Do you know how expensive underwear is for three-legged women?

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