Re: Can somebody do legs?
From Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
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· 13 Oct 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply> wrote: >You are quite correct, Ojo. Having underware made for a three-legged gal could get kind of 'spensive. I think this frightfull >situation should be recitifyed, rite away.... >> _.._ "Double your pleasure, >> ,' `. Double your fun!" >> / __) __` \ / >> ( (`-`(-') ) >> /) \ = / ( >> /' |--' . \ >> ( ,---| `-.)__` >> )( `-.,--' _`-. >> '/,' ( Uu", >> (_ , `/,-' ) >> `.__, : `-'/ /`--' >> | `--' | >> ` `-._ / >> \ ( >> __/\ . \.__ >> / \~~ ,-\ |` \ ~~,\ >> /| .) / \ \| .) / \,. >> ,'|\ ,' : '|\ ,' : >> \,`.`--"/ } \,`.`--"/ } >> ,' \ |,' / ' \ |,' / >> / "-._ `-/ | / "-._ `-/ | >> "-. "-.,'| ; : "-. "-.,'| ; : >> / _/["---'""] / _/["---'""] >> : / |"- '|: / |"- '| >> '\ |' | / \ |' | / >> \ | | | \ | | | >> \ | | / \ | | / >> ) .| | : ) .| | : >> __/ / __) / __/ / __) / >> ()()()/ ()()()/ ()()()/ ()()()/ >Here's a gal with two of everthing. Oh-oh, it seems we are right back in the extra-leg syndrome once again? Now Norah McArtny, the knot was going to tie. She washed all her trousseau, and she hung it out to dry. Along came the goat and he saw the bits o' white... And chewed up all her fol-de-rols upon her Weddin' Night. "Turn out light quick" she shouted out to to Pat "For though I'm your bride, sure I'm not worth lookin' at." "I had two of everythin', I told you when I wrote... But now I've one o' nothin' all through Paddy McGinty's goat! " --"Paddy McGinty's Goat", Irish folk song. (\ (\ \\ \\ __))____))__ '\_ """" _/` (-s s-) ,\ / _ - - - - - - - - - - ' ,\ / __- , "" / , ) | ) / | / _ _ _ _ \ /\ / PADDY McGINTY'S / _/ / - - - |/ |/ GOAT | / | / )> )> | | | | |/ |/ | / |/ -cfbd98- || (\ || (\ (\ (\ .--. ( ) _/ , , | |\_/|_________| |+ + o |_^_|-||_____|| U || || (_| (_| Curiosity killed the cat. - b'ger - Joan Stark said: "Looks like curiosity also ripped off two of his legs!" .--. ( ) _/ , , | |\_/|_________| |+ + o |_^_|-||_____|| U ||| ||| ((_| ((_| b'ger Then there are the multi-legged tigers.... __,,,,_ _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-. \`"' ' | \ \ \\/ / // / ,- `,_ /'` \ | Y | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-. /<"\ \ \ | | ||/ // | \/ |`-._`-._ / _.-. .-\,___| _-| / \ \/|_/ | `-._ `-' f/ | / __/ \__ / |__/ | `-' | -| \__ \ |-' | __/ /__,-' ),' |' ((__.-'((____..-' \__,' (FL) 3-legged tiger __,,,,_ _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-. \`"' ' | \ \ \\/ / // / ,- `,_ /'` \ | Y | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-.. /<"\ \ \ | | ||/ // | \/ \ \`'-._`'`-._ / _.-. .-\,___| _-| / \ \/ | | \ ``'`-..', `-' f/ | / __/ \__ / |__/ \ | \ `-' | -| -|\__ \ |-'| | |', \ __/ /__,- ) ,' | / |(__,' ((__.-'((____..-' \__,'((.-' 5-legged tiger __,,,,_ _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-. \`"' ' | \ \ \\/ / // / ,- `,_ /'` \ | Y | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-. /<"\ \ \ | | ||/ // | \/ |`-._`-._ / _.-. .-\,__.| _-| / \ \/|_/ | `-._', `-' f/ | _| / / __/ \__ / |__/ | `-' ((_/ | -| \__ \ |-' | __/ /__,-' ),' |'-Felix Lee- ((__.-'((____..-' \__,' 4-legged tiger 3 and 4-legged horses: ___, __)____)__ -)- ))) , \=_/ \__ __/). )_/=\ /6) \ __((_\_/\ / __/ \ /_/-\o____) / ,_/| \ \/ ))__|_ \_)o_' _.-' ,/:_/_:) ___ '---`' \>__/ /o /---.,/_ \ ( / / /o / \) \ | (' \,/ ( / _____/ )___> / /\ ( / _______/,_____| |,( / ) ) / (_ \ | _/ o) \ /_ |/ \_ / ( '| (___,_/ `.__ / ' \ | / _/ \( / / )\ ( < b'ger ,./_(,, , \_/,,._ 3-legged horse ___, __)____)__ -)- ))) , \=_/ \__ __/). )_/=\ /6) \ __((_\_/\ / __/ \ /_/-\o____) / ,_/| \ \/ ))__|_ \_)o_' _.-' ,/:_/_:) ___ '---`' \>__/ /o /---.,/_ \ ( / / /o / \) \ | (' \,/ ( / _____/ )___> / /\ ( / _______/,_____| |,( / ) ) / (_ \ | _/ o) \ /_ |/ \_ / ( '| (___,_/-` `.__ / ' \ | / ,---' / _/ \( \_/ / / )\ ( < b'ger ,./_(,, , \_/,,._ 4-legged horse 5-teated cows... /( ,,,,, )\ _\,;;;;;;;,/_ .-"; ;;;;;;;;; ;"-. '.__/`_ / \ _`\__.' | (')| |(') | | .--' '--. | |/ o o \| | | / \ _..=.._ / \ /:. '._____.' \ ;::' / \ .; | _|_ _|_ ::| .-| '==o==' '|-. / | . / \ | \ | | ::| | | .| | ( ') (. )::| |: | |; U U U ;|:: | `| |' | | \ U U / |' | | ##V| |_/`"""`\_| |V## jgs ##V## ##V## 5-teated cow and...Jake the Peg... __ _( _)_ ( _) ( ) (_) (_) / . | ___ / \ --\_) _ | ) \ \__/ ) | | | \ / | | | | \ / | | | | \/ | | | | e | | | |__ e __| | I'm Jake the Peg, |__| | e | |__| Deedle Deedle Deedle Dum. W|___________| W With me extra leg, | || |\ \ Deedle Deedle Deedle Dum. | || | \ \ | || | \ \ | || | ) ) | || | | | | || | | | | || | |__| |__|!__! ||__ || || ~~~~` / / / / ~~ ~~ Toodles,
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,cb009098aa8cdd02 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> Subject: Re: Can somebody do legs? Date: 1998/10/13 Message-ID: <908...@mnementh.southern.co.nz> X-Deja-AN: 400530137 References: <361...@lunatech.com> <36218f0e.0@206.103.97.91> <362...@lunatech.com> <3622b96a.0@206.103.97.91> Organization: Southern InterNet Services User-Agent: tin/pre-1.4-980226 (UNIX) (SunOS/5.4 (sun4m)) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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