Re: Can somebody do legs?

joris bellenger wrote in message <362...@xs4all.nl>...
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>Jonathon I like the way you write (makes me feel comfortable).
>If you speak that way too I'm sure babes loves it.
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>                 Me here are Jonathon, betcher doin' Jane.
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>Look at the stars in her eyes...
>;-)
>--


   Joris, personal-like: I consider it about immodest of me to post this here up 'bout how plumb flattered I am on account of this
here askii picher of yours.  I think it are probable the finest peice of work anyone has ever done on this here electronic type
newsgroup.  I am clean wonderin', though, jus' how it is that you knoe 'bout me burnin' my mushtache off with my Zippo liter, whilst
tryin' to light up a smoke.  My mushtache were burnt so bad, that I went on an' shaved it off'n my upper lip.  Now, I ain't done
that since I were 18, so I kin tell you that my upper lip felt awful funny.  It is still cold.  But, back to what I were sayin'; how
is it that you done knowed?

    Anyways, I consider it a fantastic coo to pull this off, an' even know my mushstash is gone (fer now).   An'...... yeah, I
sounds lak this, partly.  One side of my fambly was ol' Drylander sod-busters, who lived back in the tyme when they could make a
livin' off of forty acres an' a mule.  Them days is gone, now.  It are too bad.  But I done was raised with proper linguistics
learned to me, and it ere good in this here day and age, that sumbody kin exersize them.  If you really want to know jus' 'xactly
what I sounds like, I might make you a waved file, and post or send it to you.  I warn you, however, that hollywood has little idear
'bout how to talk proper, an most of them movies with aktors in them tryin' to sound like this, ere about as far off as turnips is
from taters.  But anyhow, I ere glad I are at leest able tah type in a fittin' an' homelike way, so's fine peeple like you feels
comfortable readin' it.

      God bless an you keep you sir, for you ere a gentleman an' a scholar........
                               JRO
               ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply

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