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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 12 Oct 1998.
Re: Can somebody do legs?

Re: Can somebody do legs?

>Can somebody do legs?

       I sure can, fella.....

Y'all know, quite some time back, somebody else needed some he'p
with one of these here ascii-type pichers.  Now, ever'one KNOWS
how much I jus' cain't stand these poor wimin without a proper
footin' on the ground.  It ain't right.  I jus' love legs, an'
(if I say so my own self) there ain't a woman 'round that I cain't
make feel all complete.  So, Ojo Pal, I hope you's happy, that I
have now done fixed up your girlfr'en for you.  She looks right smart
to me now, an' oughta operate better....


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 Smart an' proper.  You ought to know better than ask for legs,
aroun' Halloween...

  Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply
    take the -removetoreply off

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From: "Jonathon R. Oglesbee" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply>
Subject: Re: Can somebody do legs?
Date: 1998/10/12
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