Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Feb 2006.
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***New Contest!!! Mohammed ASCII Cartoons!!!!***
alt.ascii-art
· 94 messages · 4 Feb 2006 - 23 Feb 2006
Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!!
On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G <Wor...@Chosen1.org> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > >Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > >Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! if mine gets first prize, what do i win? cuz im not entering some stupid contest with no fabulous prizes for me to win. -- dave hillstrom "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." - dave hillstrom mhm15x4
In article <ds3c94$3g$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G <Wor...@Chosen1.org> spewed > in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > > > > >Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > >over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > > > >Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > > if mine gets first prize, what do i win? A fatwa issued against you, apparently. > cuz im not entering some stupid > contest with no fabulous prizes for me to win. > -- Noodles Jefferson mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 17:28:15 -0600, Noodles Jefferson wrote: > In article <ds3c94$3g$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > >> On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G <Wor...@Chosen1.org> spewed >> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >> >>> >>>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>> >>>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >> >> if mine gets first prize, what do i win? > > A fatwa issued against you, apparently. He could always get the poop from Salman Rushdie on where the best and most homey sewers are. -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
In article <1gbv6bk1wve7s.w67fq34uwz4t$.dl...@40tude.net>, mimus took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 17:28:15 -0600, Noodles Jefferson wrote: > > > In article <ds3c94$3g$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom > > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > > > >> On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G <Wor...@Chosen1.org> spewed > >> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > >> > >>> > >>>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > >>>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > >>> > >>>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > >> > >> if mine gets first prize, what do i win? > > > > A fatwa issued against you, apparently. > > He could always get the poop from Salman Rushdie on where the best and most > homey sewers are. > Be sure to ask for the happy ending after your lashing. -- Noodles Jefferson mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
Wavy G wrote: > >Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > >Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! _.---. Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) (=-_==-=) \ \-==_-0/ | *,* \ |\ 0 | _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. /' | \\\/// / //| _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ | ||| \\|| /| | | | \ | \_/|/ ./ | | |\ |/ //// | \ / || |\_/'| '| | |/|\ | | | ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / /.. / .-' |-' / | | / \__/ / / | \ \ \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | |.'\- / . \ | /, - / \_.' | \ |\/-' / | | \ | / | | \ \ .| | / \ / / | ______. / |--' | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' \__/ / / `-.---'-' `-:F_P:
Wavy G <Wor...@Chosen1.org> wrote : > > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim > fanatical outrage over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your > skill at ASCII art!!! > > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > http://michellemalkin.com/ FIRST, THEY CAME: THE MOVIE By Michelle Malkin � February 04, 2006 11:05 AM I couldn't sleep at all last night, so I toyed around with Windows Movie Maker and put together a little, 2-minute photo/video montage about the Muhammad cartoons. It's called "First, They Came"--and I hope it will speak to many around the world in a universal way. firsttitle.jpg Download and watch the movie (.wmv file). Backup site (use if the above link doesn't work). Mirror site: BizzyBlog -- Ms Liberty - United States of America 50% of U.S. households own a gun but few people ever practice with them. Your gun is not a lucky rabbit's foot that will bestow protection on you, just by keeping it around. If you own one, you have a moral obligation to yourself to learn safety, get training and learn how to use it, then stay in practice so you don't forget and get rusty. Take as much training as you can afford and practice regularly. After all, you are the militia.
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._ > > > _.---. > Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) > (=-_==-=) > \ \-==_-0/ > | *,* \ > |\ 0 | > _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. I feel so violated. Just out of curiosity was there a need to cross-post this one to every f'n troll group in the nntpverse? -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Sharky <sha...@hellsgates.cor> wrote : > Wavy G wrote: > >> >>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim >>fanatical outrage over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your >>skill at ASCII art!!! >> >>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > > > > _.---. > Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) > (=-_==-=) > \ \-==_-0/ > | *,* \ > |\ 0 | > _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. > /' | \\\/// / //| > _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ > | ||| \\|| /| | | > | \ | \_/|/ ./ | > | |\ |/ //// | > \ / || |\_/'| '| > | |/|\ | | | > ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | > .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / > \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | > (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ > \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / > /.. / .-' |-' / | | / > \__/ / / | \ \ > \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | > |.'\- / . \ | > /, - / \_.' | \ > |\/-' / | | \ > | / | | \ \ > .| | / \ / > / | ______. / |--' > | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' > \__/ / / `-.---'-' > `-:F_P: > Oh no! It's a picture of Mohammed! Don't look! LOL! -- Ms Liberty - United States of America 50% of U.S. households own a gun but few people ever practice with them. Your gun is not a lucky rabbit's foot that will bestow protection on you, just by keeping it around. If you own one, you have a moral obligation to yourself to learn safety, get training and learn how to use it, then stay in practice so you don't forget and get rusty. Take as much training as you can afford and practice regularly. After all, you are the militia.
Faux_Pseudo wrote: >_.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._ >> >> >> _.---. >> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >> (=-_==-=) >> \ \-==_-0/ >> | *,* \ >> |\ 0 | >> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. > >I feel so violated. Heh! I meant to post that in your "[PIC] Arab and Camel" thread but got sidetracked. >Just out of curiosity was there a need to cross-post this one to every >f'n troll group in the nntpverse? I just followed up to the OP and didn't notice the crosspost until I started reading the rest of the thread.
On Sat, 04 Feb 2006 18:56:51 -0600, Ms Liberty <Ms-...@freedom.xyz> wrote: >http://michellemalkin.com/ > >FIRST, THEY CAME: THE MOVIE >By Michelle MalkinFebruary 04, 2006 11:05 AM > >I couldn't sleep at all last night, so I toyed around with >Windows Movie Maker and put together a little, 2-minute >photo/video montage about the Muhammad cartoons. > >It's called "First, They Came"--and I hope it will speak to many >around the world in a universal way. > >firsttitle.jpg > >Download and watch the movie (.wmv file). why would it have to be downloaded to be viewed? I think I will let someone else go there, and if they arent heard from again I can then decide if I want to go there too. >Backup site (use if the above link doesn't work). > >Mirror site: >BizzyBlog
"Sharky" --
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> `-:F_P:
Here is a short quotation from <http://vyznev.net/ascii/ada/aaadiddling.txt>:
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circumstances:
* You have changed the picture for the purpose of causing offence to the
original artist or others.
If you want to insult someone, please do it by private email and not using
someone elses art to do it. It may be construed that the original artist is
somehow involved in the offensive message.
[...]"
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Faux_Pseudo said > _.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._ >> >> >> _.---. >> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >> (=-_==-=) >> \ \-==_-0/ >> | *,* \ >> |\ 0 | >> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. > > I feel so violated. > > Just out of curiosity was there a need to cross-post this one to > every f'n troll group in the nntpverse? Thanks for de-crossing this thread. My newsreader was filtering it due to excess crossposting. I almost missed what may become a "classic" thread !! ;-) ~ _.-/-. .---------------------- . / ==.=-) | Change two characters | (=-_==-=) | and now I am doubly | \-==_-0/ /| offensive | | *,* \ '---------------------- ' |\ 0 | _ \\`-_-/\ .-;.
Wavy G wrote: > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! You need the phony Wavy to save your pitiful ass! Love, FM...
Sharky wrote: > Wavy G wrote: > >> >>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >> >>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > > > > _.---. > Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) > (=-_==-=) > \ \-==_-0/ > | *,* \ > |\ 0 | > _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. > /' | \\\/// / //| > _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ > | ||| \\|| /| | | > | \ | \_/|/ ./ | > | |\ |/ //// | > \ / || |\_/'| '| > | |/|\ | | | > ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | > .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / > \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | > (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ > \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / > /.. / .-' |-' / | | / > \__/ / / | \ \ > \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | > |.'\- / . \ | > /, - / \_.' | \ > |\/-' / | | \ > | / | | \ \ > .| | / \ / > / | ______. / |--' > | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' > \__/ / / `-.---'-' > `-:F_P: Awesome. True to life. -- "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain
"Wavy G" <Wor...@Chosen1.org> wrote in message news:1hxe5gz1beu49$.1ev...@40tude.net... > > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | Hiya, Wavey G. | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / `/ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | Hiya, Daevy H. | \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | | |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | What's shakin', Wavey? | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / Well, Daevy, my stylist got `/ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | me this flamingly hot new | \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | outfit. What do you think? | |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` |: : | | | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` |: : | | | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ .-----------------------------. / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | / It is way too hot...uhmmm... \ | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | I mean provocative for usenet, | | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | Wavey. Why don't you go change | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | into sumpin' else? Like NOW? | \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ _____________________________/ /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` |: : | | | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' .----------------------------. ;/ '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / Wait until I get my hands `/ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | on that RB! I will start a | \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | bonfire on his lil behind. | |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / Go easy on him, Wavey. \ | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | He's giving me a back | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | rub today. | \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / What?! That infidel!!! `/ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | He told me he's busy mixing | \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | me more Wet Sherpa! | |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / Oooooh... Aroma therapy. \ | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | I love it! Oops, I just | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | soiled my undies. | \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / Shut up, Daevy! `/ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | I have never been so | \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | insulted in my life!!! | |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` |: : | | | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` |: : | | | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` |: : | | | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | You're a dunderhead, Wavey. | | /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / My panties are so twisted `/ / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | I am getting a headache. | \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | | |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ | |: : | | | |: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: :: :: ::
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Homer.Simpson wrote the following -._ > > ~ > _.-/-. .---------------------- . > / ==.=-) | Change two characters | > (=-_==-=) | and now I am doubly | > \-==_-0/ /| offensive | > | *,* \ '---------------------- ' > |\ 0 | > _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. > Now /that/ is some funny stuff. -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
_.-In alt.ascii-art, MJP wrote the following -._ >>http://michellemalkin.com/ >>Download and watch the movie (.wmv file). > > why would it have to be downloaded to be viewed? Because they didn't feel like taking a perfictly good video file and wrapping it in a stream which might limit the ability of some people who don't run windows to see the movie? > I think I will let someone else go there, and if they arent heard from > again I can then decide if I want to go there too. It is pretty decent. Short, too the point. It accomplishes its goal. If you ever saw the Baslan video it is much on the same idea but without the Scorpians style background music. -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Lukasz Tyrala wrote the following -._ > "Sharky" -- > "news:5mi...@4ax.com" -- > >> `-:F_P: > > > Here is a short quotation from <http://vyznev.net/ascii/ada/aaadiddling.txt>: > > "[...] > > The diddled picture is usually [...] accepted [...] except in the following > circumstances: > > * You have changed the picture for the purpose of causing offence to the > original artist or others. > If you want to insult someone, please do it by private email and not using > someone elses art to do it. But that would take all the fun out of it. :( I fully support my art being used to defame and flame if causes more people to post more art in here. Even if that art is just diddles of existing art. If people might be offended by an ascii drawing then they don't have skin thick enough to be on an nntp server in the first place. -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Raspberry Beret wrote the following -._
> "Wavy G" <Wor...@Chosen1.org> wrote in message
Could you do that one more time but this time when you post it try to
make sure that the whole drawing isn't on just one really long line?
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On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 12:15:19 -0500, Raspberry Beret wrote: > "Wavy G" <Wor...@Chosen1.org> wrote in message > news:1hxe5gz1beu49$.1ev...@40tude.net... >> >> Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >> over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >> >> Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! <snippet:> > I am getting a headache. I can sympathize with that. (The ASCII art didn't quote too well.) -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
Ok. Here's the cartoon again.
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_.-In alt.ascii-art, raz...@hotmail.com wrote the following -._ > Ok. Here's the cartoon again. Better, but still not right and not readable ascii. > > > > : ,--.!, ,!.--, > : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ > : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, > : > : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
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_.-In alt.ascii-art, raz...@hotmail.com wrote the following -._ > Sheesh, go fix your news reader. Your inability to have posted correctly will not be fixed by any news reader. > This is the last time I'm posting this. Good because this time you finally got it right. -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > Sheesh, go fix your news reader. This is the last time I'm posting > this. > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | .--------------------. | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | Hiya, Wavey G. | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________ _______/ /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / `/ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ | Hiya, Daevy H. | \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| | | |'.____.-` | : > : | | \______________________/ | | : > : | | | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | .---------------------. | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | What's shakin', Wavey? | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| \ _____________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / Well, Daevy, my / / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ | stylist got me this | \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| | hot new outfit. What | |'.____.-` | : > : | | | do you think? | | | : > : | | \______________________/ | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > : | | | | : > : | | | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > : | | | | : > : | | | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ .---------------------. /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / It is way too uhmmm...\ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | | provocative for usenet, | | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | | Wavey. Why don't you go | | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | change into sumptin' | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ | else? Like right NOW? | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| \ ______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' /' '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > : | | | | : > : | | | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / Wait until I get my `/ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ | hands on that RB! I | \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| | will start a bonfire | |'.____.-` | : > : | | | on his lil behind! | | | : > : | | \______________________/ | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | .----------------------. | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | / Go easy on him, Wavey. \ | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | He's giving me a back | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ | rub today. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| \ ______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / What?! That infidel!! `/ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ | He told me he's busy | \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| | mixing me more | |'.____.-` | : > : | | | Wet Sherpa cologne! | | | : > : | | \______________________/ | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | .----------------------. | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | / Oooooh...aroma therapy. \ | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | I'm loving it! Oops, I | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ | almost soiled my undies. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| \ _______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / Shut up, Daevy! `/ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ | I have never been so | \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| | insulted in my life!!! | |'.____.-` | : > : | | \______________________/ | | : > : | | | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > : | | | | : > : | | | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > : | | | | : > : | | | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > : | | | | : > : | | | | : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > : : > : : > : : > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 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'|` EEEEEE N N N D D > T H H E PKK@LN E N N N D D > T H H EEEEEEE `9MMP' EEEEEEE N N DDDDDD > > Which one's Mohammed? -- Noodles Jefferson mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
Noodles Jefferson wrote: > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I > said "Oh wow"... > > > Which one's Mohammed? > The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad.
In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > Noodles Jefferson wrote: > > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, > > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I > > said "Oh wow"... > > > > > > > Which one's Mohammed? > > > The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. > What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. -- Noodles Jefferson mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
Homer.Simpson wrote: >> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._ >>> >>> >>> _.---. >>> Allahu Akbar! / ==.=-) >>> (=-_==-=) >>> \ \-==_-0/ >>> | *,* \ >>> |\ 0 | >>> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. > > > > ~ > _.-/-. .---------------------- . > / ==.=-) | Change two characters | > (=-_==-=) | and now I am doubly | > \-==_-0/ /| offensive | > | *,* \ '---------------------- ' > |\ 0 | > _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. I hate it when that happens. Of course your right, that was my original intent.
Homer.Simpson wrote: > > ~ > _.-/-. .---------------------- . > / ==.=-) | Change two characters | > (=-_==-=) | and now I am doubly | > \-==_-0/ /| offensive | > | *,* \ '---------------------- ' > |\ 0 | > _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. OK, even with the misspelling, I've found a way to be even more offensive... _.---. Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) (=-_==-=) \ \-==_-0/ | *,* \ |\ 0 | _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. /' | \\\/// / //| _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ | ||| \\|| /| | | | \ | \_/|/ ./ | | |\ |/ //// | \ / || |\_/'| '| | |/|\ | | | ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / /.. / .-' /|-' / | | / \__/ / / / | \ \ \__/-'' / . .' ' \ \ | |.'\- | / . \ | /, - / /\_.' | \ |\/-' / / | | \ |."----" / | | \ \ .|| ALI | | / \ / / |'-----' ______. / |--' | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' \__/ / / `-.---'-' `-:F_P:
On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:02:03 -0600, Noodles Jefferson <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, >raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I >said "Oh wow"... > >> Sheesh, go fix your news reader. This is the last time I'm posting >> this. >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | .--------------------. | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | Hiya, Wavey G. | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________ _______/ /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / `/ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ | Hiya, Daevy H. | \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| | | |'.____.-` | : >> : | | \______________________/ | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | .---------------------. | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | What's shakin', Wavey? | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ _____________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / Well, Daevy, my / / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ | stylist got me this | \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| | hot new outfit. What | |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | do you think? | | | : >> : | | \______________________/ | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ .---------------------. /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / It is way too uhmmm...\ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | | provocative for usenet, | | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | | Wavey. Why don't you go | | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | change into sumptin' | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | else? Like right NOW? | \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' /' '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / Wait until I get my `/ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ | hands on that RB! I | \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| | will start a bonfire | |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | on his lil behind! | | | : >> : | | \______________________/ | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | .----------------------. | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | / Go easy on him, Wavey. \ | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | He's giving me a back | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | rub today. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / What?! That infidel!! `/ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ | He told me he's busy | \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| | mixing me more | |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | Wet Sherpa cologne! | | | : >> : | | \______________________/ | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | .----------------------. | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | / Oooooh...aroma therapy. \ | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | I'm loving it! Oops, I | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | almost soiled my undies. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ _______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / Shut up, Daevy! `/ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ | I have never been so | \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| | insulted in my life!!! | |'.____.-` | : >> : | | \______________________/ | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : >> : | | | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : >> : | `' _ | .--------------------. | _ '` | : >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : >> : | /` ` `\ | | You're a dunderhead, | | /' ` '\ | : >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | Wavey. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : >> : \ \ \ \ / My panties are so `/ / / / / : >> : |`. `._)/ | twisted I am getting | \(_.` .`| : >> : | `-.____.'| | a headache. | |'.____.-` | : >> : | | \______________________/ | | : >> : | | | | : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: >> : : >> : : >> : : >> >> >> TTTTTTT H H EEEEEEE ,--.!, EEEEEEE N N DDDDDD >> T H H E __/ -*- E N N N D D >> T HHHHHHH EEEEEE ,d08b. '|` EEEEEE N N N D D >> T H H E PKK@LN E N N N D D >> T H H EEEEEEE `9MMP' EEEEEEE N N DDDDDD >> >> > >Which one's Mohammed? does it matter? i mean, it made me laugh, for allahs sake, may his name be etched with acid into the foreheads of the unbelievers. -- dave hillstrom "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." - dave hillstrom mhm15x4
On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. >Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh >wow"... > >> Noodles Jefferson wrote: >> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, >> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I >> > said "Oh wow"... >> > >> >> > >> > Which one's Mohammed? >> > >> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. >> > >What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or can of it. can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? should i expect anything besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section? ob-ascii: 0 -|- | / \ -- dave hillstrom "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." - dave hillstrom mhm15x4
On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson > <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > >>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. >>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh >>wow"... >> >>> Noodles Jefferson wrote: >>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, >>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I >>> > said "Oh wow"... >>> >>> > Which one's Mohammed? >>> > >>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. >> >>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. > > what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage > available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or > can of it. can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any > ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? should i expect anything > besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section? Screw Ripple. Drink Mad Dog. Over crushed ice. Yum. <hallucinate> -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
On 6-Feb-2006, dave hillstrom <DaV...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> what the hell IS ripple anyway?
A very cheap wine. Along with MD 20-20, the beverage of choice for
homeless and other very poor alchoholics.
Just don't expect to have a functioning liver after a case or two.
--
We apologize for the inconvenience
In article <ds8drl$e6u$7...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:02:03 -0600, Noodles Jefferson > <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > > >In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, > >raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I > >said "Oh wow"... > > > >> Sheesh, go fix your news reader. This is the last time I'm posting > >> this. > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .--------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | Hiya, Wavey G. | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________ _______/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | Hiya, Daevy H. | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .---------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | What's shakin', Wavey? | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ _____________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / Well, Daevy, my / / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | stylist got me this | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | hot new outfit. What | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | do you think? | | | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ .---------------------. /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / It is way too uhmmm...\ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | provocative for usenet, | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | Wavey. Why don't you go | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | change into sumptin' | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | else? Like right NOW? | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / Wait until I get my `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | hands on that RB! I | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | will start a bonfire | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | on his lil behind! | | | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .----------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / Go easy on him, Wavey. \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | He's giving me a back | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | rub today. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / What?! That infidel!! `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | He told me he's busy | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | mixing me more | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | Wet Sherpa cologne! | | | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .----------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / Oooooh...aroma therapy. \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | I'm loving it! Oops, I | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | almost soiled my undies. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ _______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / Shut up, Daevy! `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | I have never been so | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | insulted in my life!!! | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 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'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .--------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | You're a dunderhead, | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | Wavey. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / My panties are so `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | twisted I am getting | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | a headache. | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> TTTTTTT H H EEEEEEE ,--.!, EEEEEEE N N DDDDDD > >> T H H E __/ -*- E N N N D D > >> T HHHHHHH EEEEEE ,d08b. '|` EEEEEE N N N D D > >> T H H E PKK@LN E N N N D D > >> T H H EEEEEEE `9MMP' EEEEEEE N N DDDDDD > >> > >> > > > >Which one's Mohammed? > > does it matter? i mean, it made me laugh, for allahs sake, may his name be > etched with acid into the foreheads of the unbelievers. > No, do my name. It'll look cooler. -- Noodles Jefferson mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
In article <1h9hi6xtkwfp5$.1vy...@40tude.net>, mimus took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > > > On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson > > <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > > > >>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. > >>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh > >>wow"... > >> > >>> Noodles Jefferson wrote: > >>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, > >>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I > >>> > said "Oh wow"... > >>> > >>> > Which one's Mohammed? > >>> > > >>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. > >> > >>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. > > > > what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage > > available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or > > can of it. can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any > > ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? should i expect anything > > besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section? > > Screw Ripple. Drink Mad Dog. Over crushed ice. Yum. <hallucinate> > What? And water down the great taste? -- Noodles Jefferson mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
On Mon, 6 Feb 2006 16:55:51 -0500, mimus <tin...@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson >> <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >> >>>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. >>>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh >>>wow"... >>> >>>> Noodles Jefferson wrote: >>>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, >>>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I >>>> > said "Oh wow"... >>>> >>>> > Which one's Mohammed? >>>> > >>>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. >>> >>>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. >> >> what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage >> available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or >> can of it. can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any >> ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? should i expect anything >> besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section? > >Screw Ripple. Drink Mad Dog. Over crushed ice. Yum. <hallucinate> which begs this blast from the past: ================================================================================================= Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Subject: new things From: mhm...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to Africa. On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens cooked in bacon fat. - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) ================================================================================================= -- dave hillstrom "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." - dave hillstrom mhm15x4
dave hillstrom wrote: > On Mon, 6 Feb 2006 16:55:51 -0500, mimus <tin...@hotmail.com> > spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > >> On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson >>> <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >>> >>>> In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. >>>> Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh >>>> wow"... >>>> >>>>> Noodles Jefferson wrote: >>>>>> In article >>>>>> <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, >>>>>> raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the >>>>>> grill, and I said "Oh wow"... >>>>> >>>>>> Which one's Mohammed? >>>>>> >>>>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. >>>> >>>> What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. >>> >>> what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic >>> beverage available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never >>> seen a bottle or can of it. can i go into any booze store and say >>> "hi, do you have any ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? >>> should i expect anything besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple >>> section? >> >> Screw Ripple. Drink Mad Dog. Over crushed ice. Yum. <hallucinate> > > which begs this blast from the past: > > ================================================================================================= > Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk > Subject: new things > From: mhm...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) > Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT > > I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. > Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card > scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this > craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the > property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a > half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles > missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is > just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or > out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. > A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided > myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I > think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, > despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. > Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter > are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, > I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have > /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. > Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close > to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing > something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier > wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins > are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows > whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a > "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive > my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into > cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin > /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. First of all being raised on chit'lins, greens, cornbread and pickled piggies footsies let me say there is a code to eatin' them thar critters toes.... ya look them over reaaal good now and pick out that thar one with the mostest meat (and there won't be alot) then ya worry that thar old footsie like you waz a dog after a treed 'coon. then ya start a knawin' that skin, suck the taste from the grizzle and last chews on that thar bone until every bit of meat and juice is sucked dry... Good Eats..them Pig Feets.. > Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for > better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is > first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any > effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home > Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. > "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it > doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" > for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have > to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap > yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw > running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to > Africa. > > On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird > gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. > > Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens > cooked in bacon fat. Did ya ever try the Boone's Farm...They mad one fine Peach-a-roo ... Ya gotta forget the bacon fat and try some smoked piggy hocks that has been a simmerin' with those old collard greens...mighty fine eatin' indeedy... > > - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow > "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They > were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight > hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" > - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) > > =================================================================================================
On Mon, 6 Feb 2006 23:41:20 -0600, Noodles Jefferson wrote: > In article <1h9hi6xtkwfp5$.1vy...@40tude.net>, mimus took the > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > >> On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson >>> <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >>> >>>>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. >>>>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh >>>>wow"... >>>> >>>>> Noodles Jefferson wrote: >>>>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, >>>>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I >>>>> > said "Oh wow"... >>>>> >>>>> > Which one's Mohammed? >>>>> > >>>>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. >>>> >>>>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. >>> >>> what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage >>> available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or >>> can of it. can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any >>> ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? should i expect anything >>> besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section? >> >> Screw Ripple. Drink Mad Dog. Over crushed ice. Yum. <hallucinate> > > What? And water down the great taste? The last thing I remembered during a number of MD20/20 experiences in me college days was saying "This stuff's got formaldehyde in it." -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:00:44 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Mon, 6 Feb 2006 16:55:51 -0500, mimus <tin...@hotmail.com> spewed in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > >>On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson >>> <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >>> >>>>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. >>>>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh >>>>wow"... >>>> >>>>> Noodles Jefferson wrote: >>>>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, >>>>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I >>>>> > said "Oh wow"... >>>>> >>>>> > Which one's Mohammed? >>>>> > >>>>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. >>>> >>>>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. >>> >>> what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage >>> available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or >>> can of it. can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any >>> ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? should i expect anything >>> besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section? >> >>Screw Ripple. Drink Mad Dog. Over crushed ice. Yum. <hallucinate> > > which begs this blast from the past: > > ================================================================================================= > Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk > Subject: new things > From: mhm...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) > Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT > > I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. > Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card > scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this > craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the > property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a > half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles > missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is > just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or > out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. > A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided > myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I > think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, > despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. > Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter > are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, > I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have > /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. > Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close > to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing > something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier > wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins > are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows > whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a > "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive > my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into > cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin > /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. > Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for > better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is > first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any > effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home > Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. > "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it > doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" > for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have > to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap > yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw > running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to > Africa. > > On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird > gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. > > Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens > cooked in bacon fat. > > - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow > "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They > were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight > hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" > - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) > > ================================================================================================= You capitalized then. Hmf. -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 12:04:17 -0500, mimus <tin...@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:00:44 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Mon, 6 Feb 2006 16:55:51 -0500, mimus <tin...@hotmail.com> spewed in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >> >>>On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: >>> >>>> On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson >>>> <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >>>> >>>>>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. >>>>>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh >>>>>wow"... >>>>> >>>>>> Noodles Jefferson wrote: >>>>>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, >>>>>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I >>>>>> > said "Oh wow"... >>>>>> >>>>>> > Which one's Mohammed? >>>>>> > >>>>>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. >>>>> >>>>>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. >>>> >>>> what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage >>>> available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or >>>> can of it. can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any >>>> ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? should i expect anything >>>> besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section? >>> >>>Screw Ripple. Drink Mad Dog. Over crushed ice. Yum. <hallucinate> >> >> which begs this blast from the past: >> >> ================================================================================================= >> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk >> Subject: new things >> From: mhm...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom) >> Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT >> >> I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night. Drinking some good beer. >> Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer. Playing with a new business card >> scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion. Anyway, I get this >> craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the >> property. So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a >> half mile away. The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles >> missing. The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is >> just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or >> out and out derailed, if you get my meaning. They have medium eggs. >> A good thing. Then I spy "Thunderbird". Now, I have /always/ prided >> myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I >> think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff. Maybe it'll be good, >> despite all the jokes and stories about it." So I grab a bottle. >> Head to the cashier. And there sitting in a big jar on the counter >> are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet. They are looking at me, >> I can just /sense/ it. Beckoning to me. I think "Dave, you have >> /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet. Maybe you'll like them. >> Who knows? Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close >> to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption. With angels and cherubs singing >> something from the Requiem. Give it a shot." So I have the cashier >> wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins >> are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows >> whats I mean." Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a >> "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall. I drive >> my loot home. I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into >> cartiledge and bone. Hardly /any/ meat at *all*. What a fuckin >> /waste/. Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat. >> Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for >> better luck. Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is >> first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any >> effort at all? *Powerfull* stuff. The stuff should be sold in Home >> Depot in the paint section. Maybe it is, under a different label. >> "Shit! I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?" No, it >> doesn't. And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath" >> for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away. And I'd have >> to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap >> yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw >> running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to >> Africa. >> >> On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars. The Thunderbird >> gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects. >> >> Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens >> cooked in bacon fat. >> >> - Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow >> "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They >> were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight >> hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!" >> - Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn) >> >> ================================================================================================= > >You capitalized then. Hmf. i did. and i had a fine supply of apostropheeeese as well. now i dont. at least i dont use those annoying slashes for emphasis anymore. -- dave hillstrom "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." - dave hillstrom mhm15x4
"Sharky" ha scritto nel messaggio news:<5mi...@4ax.com> >Wavy G wrote: > >> >>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >> >>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > > > > _.---. > Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) > (=-_==-=) > \ \-==_-0/ > | *,* \ > |\ 0 | > _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. > /' | \\\/// / //| > _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ > | ||| \\|| /| | | > | \ | \_/|/ ./ | > | |\ |/ //// | > \ / || |\_/'| '| > | |/|\ | | | > ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | > .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / > \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | > (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ > \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / > /.. / .-' |-' / | | / > \__/ / / | \ \ > \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | > |.'\- / . \ | > /, - / \_.' | \ > |\/-' / | | \ > | / | | \ \ > .| | / \ / > / | ______. / |--' > | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' > \__/ / / `-.---'-' > `-:F_P: That's a good one. But every time you write "Mohammed" (pbuh) you must put "(pbuh)" directly after it so that you don't offend muslims. _Q/ || <-- Mohammed (pbuh) /\ -- This row is intentionally left blank. "Jag ser inte mig sj�lv som rasist eller nazist. Jag tyckte bara inte om invandrare." - John Ausonius "Lasermannen"
??? -- Regards, Ben be...@spamcheck.vegveg.com "Raspberry Beret" <raz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:D9W...@comcast.com... > "Wavy G" <Wor...@Chosen1.org> wrote in message > news:1hxe5gz1beu49$.1ev...@40tude.net... >> >> Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical >> outrage >> over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >> >> Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / \ | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | Hiya, Wavey G. | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / `/ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | Hiya, Daevy H. | > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | | > |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / \ | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | What's shakin', Wavey? | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / Well, Daevy, my stylist got `/ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | me this flamingly hot new | > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | outfit. What do you think? | > |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| > |'.____.-` |: : | | > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| > |'.____.-` |: : | | > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ .-----------------------------. / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | / It is way too hot...uhmmm... \ | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | I mean provocative for usenet, | | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | Wavey. Why don't you go change | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | into sumpin' else? Like NOW? | > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ _____________________________/ > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| > |'.____.-` |: : | | > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' .----------------------------. ;/ > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / Wait until I get my hands `/ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | on that RB! I will start a | > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | bonfire on his lil behind. | > |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / Go easy on him, Wavey. \ | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | He's giving me a back | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | rub today. | > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / What?! That infidel!!! `/ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | He told me he's busy mixing | > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | me more Wet Sherpa! | > |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / Oooooh... Aroma therapy. \ | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | I love it! Oops, I just | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | soiled my undies. | > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / Shut up, Daevy! `/ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | I have never been so | > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | insulted in my life!!! | > |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| > |'.____.-` |: : | | > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| > |'.____.-` |: : | | > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| > |'.____.-` |: : | | > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: > :: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > : ,--.!, ,!.--,: : > __/ -*- -*- \__: : ,d08b. > '|` `|' .d80b,: : _,PKK@LN,_ > _,NL@KKP,_: : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. > 'PMM9` .`\: : / ' _.-' \ / > '-._ ' \: : | `' _ | .----------------------------. | > _ '` |: : | __{ }__ | / \ | > __{ }__ |: : | /` ` `\ | | You're a dunderhead, Wavey. | | > /' ` '\ |: : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | > \(#)____ (#)\/: : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________________/ > /.`\ /"-. |: : |.' `' \ /.' > | '` '.|: : /_____.-----' /' .----------------------------. ;/ > '-----._____\: : \ \ \ \ / My panties are so twisted `/ > / / / /: : |`. `._)/ | I am getting a headache. | > \(_.` .`|: : | `-.____.'| | | > |'.____.-` |: : | | \______________________________/ > | |: : | | > | |: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > : * Daevy H * * Wavey G *: > :---------------------------------------------------------------------------: > :: :: :: >
"Wavy G" <Wor...@Chosen1.org> wrote in message news:1hxe5gz1beu49$.1ev...@40tude.net... > > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! a camel dikk---> 8===D~~ ~~ ~~O^8[} <---mohammed with open mouth
Sharky wrote: > Wavy G wrote: > > > > >Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > >over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > > > >Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > > > > _.---. > Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) > (=-_==-=) > \ \-==_-0/ > | *,* \ > |\ 0 | > _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. > /' | \\\/// / //| > _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ > | ||| \\|| /| | | > | \ | \_/|/ ./ | > | |\ |/ //// | > \ / || |\_/'| '| > | |/|\ | | | > ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | > .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / > \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | > (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ > \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / > /.. / .-' |-' / | | / > \__/ / / | \ \ > \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | > |.'\- / . \ | > /, - / \_.' | \ > |\/-' / | | \ > | / | | \ \ > .| | / \ / > / | ______. / |--' > | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' > \__/ / / `-.---'-' > `-:F_P: That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. --Bryan
On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > >Sharky wrote: >> Wavy G wrote: >> >> > >> >Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >> >over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >> > >> >Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >> >> >> >> _.---. >> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >> (=-_==-=) >> \ \-==_-0/ >> | *,* \ >> |\ 0 | >> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. >> /' | \\\/// / //| >> _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ >> | ||| \\|| /| | | >> | \ | \_/|/ ./ | >> | |\ |/ //// | >> \ / || |\_/'| '| >> | |/|\ | | | >> ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | >> .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / >> \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | >> (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ >> \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / >> /.. / .-' |-' / | | / >> \__/ / / | \ \ >> \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | >> |.'\- / . \ | >> /, - / \_.' | \ >> |\/-' / | | \ >> | / | | \ \ >> .| | / \ / >> / | ______. / |--' >> | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' >> \__/ / / `-.---'-' >> `-:F_P: > >That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? no? well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, you infidel. -- dave hillstrom "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." - dave hillstrom mhm15x4
On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! Somebody just outbid you for martyrdom. They've newgrouped alt.binaries.cartoons.islam. -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
dave hillstrom wrote: > On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> spewed in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > > >>Sharky wrote: >> >>>Wavy G wrote: >>> >>> >>>>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>>>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>>> >>>>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >>> >>> >>> >>> _.---. >>> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >>> (=-_==-=) >>> \ \-==_-0/ >>> | *,* \ >>> |\ 0 | >>> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. >>> /' | \\\/// / //| >>> _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ >>> | ||| \\|| /| | | >>> | \ | \_/|/ ./ | >>> | |\ |/ //// | >>> \ / || |\_/'| '| >>> | |/|\ | | | >>> ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | >>> .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / >>> \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | >>> (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ >>> \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / >>> /.. / .-' |-' / | | / >>> \__/ / / | \ \ >>> \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | >>> |.'\- / . \ | >>> /, - / \_.' | \ >>> |\/-' / | | \ >>> | / | | \ \ >>> .| | / \ / >>> / | ______. / |--' >>> | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' >>> \__/ / / `-.---'-' >>> `-:F_P: >> >>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. > > > have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? no? > well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, > you infidel. That ain't the insult that you think it is. White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash their hands.
In article <1pu2xk9aq188f$.1qn...@40tude.net>, mimus took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > > > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > > over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > > > > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > > Somebody just outbid you for martyrdom. > > They've newgrouped alt.binaries.cartoons.islam. > > Will there be suicidal spam attacks? -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 19:32:27 +1300, ur_droll <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> spewed in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >> >> >>>Sharky wrote: >>> >>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>>>>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>>>> >>>>>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> _.---. >>>> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >>>> (=-_==-=) >>>> \ \-==_-0/ >>>> | *,* \ >>>> |\ 0 | >>>> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. >>>> /' | \\\/// / //| >>>> _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ >>>> | ||| \\|| /| | | >>>> | \ | \_/|/ ./ | >>>> | |\ |/ //// | >>>> \ / || |\_/'| '| >>>> | |/|\ | | | >>>> ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | >>>> .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / >>>> \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | >>>> (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ >>>> \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / >>>> /.. / .-' |-' / | | / >>>> \__/ / / | \ \ >>>> \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | >>>> |.'\- / . \ | >>>> /, - / \_.' | \ >>>> |\/-' / | | \ >>>> | / | | \ \ >>>> .| | / \ / >>>> / | ______. / |--' >>>> | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' >>>> \__/ / / `-.---'-' >>>> `-:F_P: >>> >>>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. >> >> >> have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? no? >> well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, >> you infidel. > > >That ain't the insult that you think it is. >White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >their hands. i can see that we have one of the humor impaired here... -- dave hillstrom "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." - dave hillstrom mhm15x4
On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:58:04 -0600, trippy <tri...@spam.sucks> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >In article <1pu2xk9aq188f$.1qn...@40tude.net>, mimus took the >hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > >> On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G wrote: >> >> > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >> > over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >> > >> > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >> >> Somebody just outbid you for martyrdom. >> >> They've newgrouped alt.binaries.cartoons.islam. >> >> > >Will there be suicidal spam attacks? arent they all? -- dave hillstrom "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." - dave hillstrom mhm15x4
On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:58:04 -0600, trippy wrote: > In article <1pu2xk9aq188f$.1qn...@40tude.net>, mimus took the > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > >> On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G wrote: >> >>> Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>> over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>> >>> Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >> >> Somebody just outbid you for martyrdom. >> >> They've newgrouped alt.binaries.cartoons.islam. > > Will there be suicidal spam attacks? Oh, great, "Allah o Akhbar" all- a ovah the place. -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:49:09 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:58:04 -0600, trippy <tri...@spam.sucks> spewed in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > >>In article <1pu2xk9aq188f$.1qn...@40tude.net>, mimus took the >>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... >> >>> On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G wrote: >>> >>> > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>> > over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>> > >>> > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >>> >>> Somebody just outbid you for martyrdom. >>> >>> They've newgrouped alt.binaries.cartoons.islam. >> >>Will there be suicidal spam attacks? > > arent they all? Some miserable loser's apparently been flooding alt.philosophy recently, since it'll say so many more headers than usual to download and lo and behold it's only the usual number instead (and I'm not filtering anyone from ap yet). Does anyone keep track of these things any more? is there even a flicker of life to nanau left? -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:48:18 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 19:32:27 +1300, ur_droll <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> > spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> spewed in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >>> >>> >>>>Sharky wrote: >>>> >>>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>>>>>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>>>>> >>>>>>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> _.---. >>>>> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >>>>> (=-_==-=) >>>>> \ \-==_-0/ >>>>> | *,* \ >>>>> |\ 0 | >>>>> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. >>>>> /' | \\\/// / //| >>>>> _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ >>>>> | ||| \\|| /| | | >>>>> | \ | \_/|/ ./ | >>>>> | |\ |/ //// | >>>>> \ / || |\_/'| '| >>>>> | |/|\ | | | >>>>> ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | >>>>> .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / >>>>> \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | >>>>> (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ >>>>> \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / >>>>> /.. / .-' |-' / | | / >>>>> \__/ / / | \ \ >>>>> \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | >>>>> |.'\- / . \ | >>>>> /, - / \_.' | \ >>>>> |\/-' / | | \ >>>>> | / | | \ \ >>>>> .| | / \ / >>>>> / | ______. / |--' >>>>> | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' >>>>> \__/ / / `-.---'-' >>>>> `-:F_P: >>>> >>>>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. >>> >>> have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? no? >>> well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, >>> you infidel. >> >>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>their hands. > > i can see that we have one of the humor impaired here... At least he washes his hands. -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
dave hillstrom wrote: > On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 19:32:27 +1300, ur_droll <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> > spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>>On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> spewed in >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >>> >>> >>> >>>>Sharky wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage >>>>>>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>>>>> >>>>>>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> _.---. >>>>> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >>>>> (=-_==-=) >>>>> \ \-==_-0/ >>>>> | *,* \ >>>>> |\ 0 | >>>>> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. >>>>> /' | \\\/// / //| >>>>>_____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ >>>>> | ||| \\|| /| | | >>>>> | \ | \_/|/ ./ | >>>>> | |\ |/ //// | >>>>> \ / || |\_/'| '| >>>>> | |/|\ | | | >>>>> ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | >>>>> .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / >>>>> \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | >>>>> (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ >>>>> \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / >>>>> /.. / .-' |-' / | | / >>>>> \__/ / / | \ \ >>>>> \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | >>>>> |.'\- / . \ | >>>>> /, - / \_.' | \ >>>>> |\/-' / | | \ >>>>> | / | | \ \ >>>>> .| | / \ / >>>>> / | ______. / |--' >>>>> | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' >>>>> \__/ / / `-.---'-' >>>>> `-:F_P: >>>> >>>>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. >>> >>> >>>have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? no? >>>well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, >>>you infidel. >> >> >>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>their hands. > > > i can see that we have one of the humor impaired here... So..... you wiped the shit out of your eyes b4 looking into mirror. But what about yer hands?
In article <dsijlp$c1a$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:58:04 -0600, trippy <tri...@spam.sucks> spewed in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > > >In article <1pu2xk9aq188f$.1qn...@40tude.net>, mimus took the > >hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > > > >> On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > >> > >> > Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > >> > over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > >> > > >> > Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > >> > >> Somebody just outbid you for martyrdom. > >> > >> They've newgrouped alt.binaries.cartoons.islam. > >> > >> > > > >Will there be suicidal spam attacks? > > arent they all? > I keep hoping but I don't think so. -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
In article <13u0qbieuma2$.1lv932numip65$.dl...@40tude.net>, mimus took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:58:04 -0600, trippy wrote: > > > In article <1pu2xk9aq188f$.1qn...@40tude.net>, mimus took the > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > > > >> On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 16:52:51 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > >> > >>> Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical outrage > >>> over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! > >>> > >>> Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! > >> > >> Somebody just outbid you for martyrdom. > >> > >> They've newgrouped alt.binaries.cartoons.islam. > > > > Will there be suicidal spam attacks? > > Oh, great, "Allah o Akhbar" all- a ovah the place. > The first one that tries gets the forced conversion to Tom Jonesism. -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
ur_droll wrote: > dave hillstrom wrote: > > On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO®" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> > >>Sharky wrote: > >>>Wavy G wrote: [ snip poor ascii art of man in turban positioned behind camel ] > >>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. what the hell does / did Mohammed look like? i have no mental image of what Mohammed is supposed to look like. here are some good pics of my mental image of Christ: http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/fengler2/funny_jesus_8.gif http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_jesus_1.gif http://static.flickr.com/30/43805818_d7427766bd_o.jpg http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_jesus_2.gif google image "funny Jesus" for more. or flickr "buddy Christ" I couldn't find the best one which has the caption: "Jesus loves you but we think you're a cunt." > > have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? no? > > well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, > > you infidel. > That ain't the insult that you think it is. > White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash > their hands. imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. isn't that wasteful?
Pumba wrote: > ur_droll wrote: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>>On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> > >>Sharky wrote: >>> >>>>>Wavy G wrote: > > > [ snip poor ascii art of man in turban positioned behind camel ] > > >>>>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. > > > what the hell does / did Mohammed look like? > > i have no mental image of what Mohammed is supposed to look like. > > here are some good pics of my mental image of Christ: > > http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/fengler2/funny_jesus_8.gif > http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_jesus_1.gif > http://static.flickr.com/30/43805818_d7427766bd_o.jpg > http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_jesus_2.gif > > google image "funny Jesus" for more. > > or flickr "buddy Christ" > > I couldn't find the best one which has the caption: > > "Jesus loves you > but we think you're a cunt." > > >>>have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? no? >>>well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, >>>you infidel. >> >>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>their hands. > > > imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. > > isn't that wasteful? > Ever the thrifty south african
ur_droll wrote: > Pumba wrote: > >>That ain't the insult that you think it is. > >>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash > >>their hands. > > imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. > > isn't that wasteful? > Ever the thrifty south african i flush my crap. i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a midnight snack indulgence.
Pumba wrote: > ur_droll wrote: > >>Pumba wrote: >> >>>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>>>their hands. >>> >>>imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >>>isn't that wasteful? >> >>Ever the thrifty south african > > > i flush my crap. > > i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a > midnight snack indulgence. > don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed
ur_droll wrote: > Pumba wrote: > > ur_droll wrote: > >>Pumba wrote: > >>>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. > >>>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash > >>>>their hands. > >>>imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. > >>>isn't that wasteful? > >>Ever the thrifty south african > > i flush my crap. > > i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a > > midnight snack indulgence. > don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed THREAD UPDATE: your posting was rated 2 (out of 5). go on... try for 5.
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with any sense had already left town. Yet Pumba was standin' in the doorway saying: >ur_droll wrote: >> Pumba wrote: >> > ur_droll wrote: >> >>Pumba wrote: >> >>>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >> >>>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >> >>>>their hands. >> >>>imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >> >>>isn't that wasteful? >> >>Ever the thrifty south african >> > i flush my crap. >> > i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a >> > midnight snack indulgence. >> don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed > >THREAD UPDATE: your posting was rated 2 (out of 5). > >go on... try for 5. Not only that, it was a lie - Kiwi turds are sterile! Except for the kiwE-coli - - - �rchie - oh, and Drolly - Yeah, whatever
�rchie wrote: > > > Not only that, it was a lie - Kiwi turds are sterile! Sterile: display area in camera and jewelry stores where the stuff is too expensive to buy so people just look at it. Turd: Ordinal number three in New Jersey. Kiwi: Any of several sexless humans of the genus Homo native to New Zealand, having vestigial testicles and a long slender penis.
"Douglas D. Anderson" <dd...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message news:nEmHf.3703$z%5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com... > �rchie wrote: > > > > > > > Not only that, it was a lie - Kiwi turds are sterile! > > Sterile: display area in camera and jewelry stores where the stuff is > too expensive to buy so people just look at it. > > Turd: Ordinal number three in New Jersey. And in Ireland - where the speed for LP records was decided after two Irish recording engineers who were out for a walk thinking about it saw a dog peeing on a tree and one of them pointed and said, "Dirty tree!" - and then after the dog returned and shat on it, the other one said, "Now it's dirty tree and a turd!" - and without meaning to predict the future, they both exclaimed, "DAT's it!" > > Kiwi: Any of several sexless humans of the genus Homo native to > New Zealand, having vestigial testicles and a long slender > penis. > >
�rchie wrote: - > > �rchie - oh, and Drolly - Yeah, whatever Are you sure you have the confidence that others will perceive your reply as having sufficient substance to stand on its own?... or do you feel so insecure that you need to start a new thread in which you can attempt to lamely add some grit to it? Oh!... too late... you already tried that
�rchie wrote: > The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with > any sense had already left town. Yet Pumba was standin' in the doorway > saying: > > >>ur_droll wrote: >> >>>Pumba wrote: >>> >>>>ur_droll wrote: >>>> >>>>>Pumba wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>>>>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>>>>>>their hands. >>>>>> >>>>>>imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >>>>>>isn't that wasteful? >>>>> >>>>>Ever the thrifty south african >>>> >>>>i flush my crap. >>>>i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a >>>>midnight snack indulgence. >>> >>>don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed >> >>THREAD UPDATE: your posting was rated 2 (out of 5). >> >>go on... try for 5. > > > Not only that, it was a lie - Kiwi turds are sterile! > LMFAO.... earache tried breeding with a turd and is frustrated
Douglas D. Anderson wrote: > �rchie wrote: > >> >> >> Not only that, it was a lie - Kiwi turds are sterile! > > > Sterile: display area in camera and jewelry stores where the stuff is > too expensive to buy so people just look at it. > > Turd: Ordinal number three in New Jersey. > > Kiwi: Any of several sexless humans of the genus Homo native to > New Zealand, having vestigial testicles and a long slender > penis. > > Yawn... show us some of yer wit
Pumba wrote: > ur_droll wrote: > >>Pumba wrote: >> >>>ur_droll wrote: >>> >>>>Pumba wrote: >>>> >>>>>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>>>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>>>>>their hands. >>>>> >>>>>imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >>>>>isn't that wasteful? >>>> >>>>Ever the thrifty south african >>> >>>i flush my crap. >>>i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a >>>midnight snack indulgence. >> >>don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed > > > THREAD UPDATE: your posting was rated 2 (out of 5). > > go on... try for 5. > I don't care how many fingers you can straighten out while fisting yerself
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with any sense had already left town. Yet ur_droll was standin' in the doorway saying: >�rchie wrote: > - >> >> �rchie - oh, and Drolly - Yeah, whatever > >Are you sure you have the confidence that others will perceive your >reply as having sufficient substance to stand on its own?... or do you >feel so insecure that you need to start a new thread in which you can >attempt to lamely add some grit to it? > >Oh!... too late... you already tried that Hey, come on now - who is impersonating drolly? �rchie - oh, and drolly - wherever you are - Yeah, whatever.
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with any sense had already left town. Yet ur_droll was standin' in the doorway saying: >>>ur_droll wrote: >>> >>>>Pumba wrote: >>>> >>>>>ur_droll wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>Pumba wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>>>>>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>>>>>>>their hands. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >>>>>>>isn't that wasteful? >>>>>> >>>>>>Ever the thrifty south african >>>>> >>>>>i flush my crap. >>>>>i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a >>>>>midnight snack indulgence. >>>> >>>>don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed >>> >>>THREAD UPDATE: your posting was rated 2 (out of 5). >>> >>>go on... try for 5. >> >> >> Not only that, it was a lie - Kiwi turds are sterile! >> > > >LMFAO.... earache tried breeding with a turd and is frustrated Yeah, whatever �rchie
So why isn't anyone posting anymore cartoons in the new group alt.binaries.cartoons.islam ?
In article <INO...@forethought.net>, Anonymous took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > So why isn't anyone posting anymore cartoons in the new group > alt.binaries.cartoons.islam ? > > Who cares? -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jelly Roll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
ur_droll wrote: > Pumba wrote: > >> ur_droll wrote: >> >>> Pumba wrote: >>> >>>>> That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>>> White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND >>>>> wash >>>>> their hands. >>>> >>>> >>>> imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >>>> isn't that wasteful? >>> >>> >>> Ever the thrifty south african >> >> >> >> i flush my crap. >> >> i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a >> midnight snack indulgence. >> > > don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed They call it Vegimite??
ur_droll wrote: > Pumba wrote: > >>>>>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. > >>>>>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash > >>>>>>their hands. > >>>>>imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. > >>>>>isn't that wasteful? > >>>>Ever the thrifty south african > >>>i flush my crap. > >>>i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a > >>>midnight snack indulgence. > >>don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed > > THREAD UPDATE: your posting was rated 2 (out of 5). > > go on... try for 5. > I don't care how many fingers you can straighten out while fisting yerself ever wonder how people are rating your posts on google groups? it was only launched a couple of days ago, but i'm starting to see ratings. it's my practice now to rate every single post i read. each post is rated solely on merit, not according to how i feel about the poster.
On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:36:00 -0600, trippy wrote: > In article <INO...@forethought.net>, Anonymous took the > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > >> So why isn't anyone posting anymore cartoons in the new group >> alt.binaries.cartoons.islam ? > > Who cares? It's the newgroup that counts. -- tin...@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Whatever are we to do to show the true harmony and peace that rule here, somewhat disguised at the moment by the apparent disorder now seemingly in progress? < Laumer
In article <19sbwwpp1cokk$.1ha...@40tude.net>, mimus took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:36:00 -0600, trippy wrote: > > > In article <INO...@forethought.net>, Anonymous took the > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > > > >> So why isn't anyone posting anymore cartoons in the new group > >> alt.binaries.cartoons.islam ? > > > > Who cares? > > It's the newgroup that counts. > It's the truegroup that counts. -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jelly Roll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
On 12 Feb 2006 09:08:44 -0800, "Pumba" <pum...@muizenberg.org.za> wrote: >ever Blabby how Blabby are Blabby your blah on Blabby Blabby? > >it was only Blabbity blah blah a Blabby of days ago but i'm Blabbity blah blah to see >Blabbity blah blah. > >it's my Blabbity blah blah now to rate blah Blabby post i blah each post is >blah Blabby on blah not Blabbity blah blah to how i feel blah the Blabbity. why dont you check where you are crossposting and see if you can at least include an ASCII picture with your flonking. ___ .-. ___ /.--'c(O_O)c`--.\ ( \) ,'.---.`, (/ ) \ \/ /|_|_|\ \/ / \_| \___.--.|_/ '. `---\) \ `-...(_.'
mimus wrote: > On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:36:00 -0600, trippy wrote: > > >>In article <INO...@forethought.net>, Anonymous took the >>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... >> >> >>>So why isn't anyone posting anymore cartoons in the new group >>>alt.binaries.cartoons.islam ? >> >>Who cares? > > > It's the newgroup that counts. > Not past three or four.
mik...@gmail.com wrote: > On 12 Feb 2006 09:08:44 -0800, "Pumba" <pum...@muizenberg.org.za> wrote: > > >>ever Blabby how Blabby are Blabby your blah on Blabby Blabby? >> >>it was only Blabbity blah blah a Blabby of days ago but i'm Blabbity blah blah to see >>Blabbity blah blah. >> >>it's my Blabbity blah blah now to rate blah Blabby post i blah each post is >>blah Blabby on blah not Blabbity blah blah to how i feel blah the Blabbity. > > > why dont you check where you are crossposting and see if you can at > least include an ASCII picture with your flonking. > > > ___ .-. ___ > /.--'c(O_O)c`--.\ > ( \) ,'.---.`, (/ ) > \ \/ /|_|_|\ \/ / > \_| \___.--.|_/ > '. `---\) \ > `-...(_.' > /====\ ALLAH AKBAR! |}0|0| / ||#"""|| | #### || || ## ||
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with any sense had already left town. Yet WEB6138 was standin' in the doorway saying: > > >ur_droll wrote: > >> Pumba wrote: >> >>> ur_droll wrote: >>> >>>> Pumba wrote: >>>> >>>>>> That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>>>> White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND >>>>>> wash >>>>>> their hands. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >>>>> isn't that wasteful? >>>> >>>> >>>> Ever the thrifty south african >>> >>> >>> >>> i flush my crap. >>> >>> i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a >>> midnight snack indulgence. >>> >> >> don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed > >They call it Vegimite?? That is going wayyy to far I declare a jihad on you and yours A fatwa is being issued to the faithful (within the religion of peace) and you will be killed for you evil blasphemy! Peaceful demonstrations will be held throughout the world against your blasphemy and hundreds of the faithful will die under the peacefully thrown but badly aimed rocks which will be aimed at New Zealand embassies around the world. Australian Muslim Council, Cronulla.
mik...@gmail.com wrote: > why dont you check where you are crossposting and see if you can at > least include an ASCII picture with your flonking. reason: because i don't care about you and what u want. hope that's clear enough for u to form a clear understanding of the situation. i suppose i can express it more concisely. PISS OFF!
"Douglas D. Anderson" <dd...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message news:YOOHf.3866$z%5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com > mik...@gmail.com wrote: >> why dont you check where you are crossposting and see if >> you can at least include an ASCII picture with your >> flonking. >> >> ___ .-. ___ >> /.--'c(O_O)c`--.\ >> ( \) ,'.---.`, (/ ) >> \ \/ /|_|_|\ \/ / >> \_| \___.--.|_/ >> '. `---\) \ >> `-...(_.' >> > > /====\ ALLAH AKBAR! > |}0|0| / > ||#"""|| > | #### || > || ## || You guys are being childish. /�/) /�../ /..../ /��/'...'/��/�`��
"trippy" wrote: > In article <19sbwwpp1cokk$.1ha...@40tude.net>, mimus took the > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > >> On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:36:00 -0600, trippy wrote: >> >>> In article <INO...@forethought.net>, Anonymous took the >>> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... >>> >>>> So why isn't anyone posting anymore cartoons in the new group >>>> alt.binaries.cartoons.islam ? >>> >>> Who cares? >> >> It's the newgroup that counts. > > It's the truegroup that counts. It's the tobacco that counts. .-----. ( one, ) ( two, ) ) three ) ( .-----' ) ______________ (__(__________(%%
"ur_droll" <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> wrote in message news:RGsHf.141495$vH5...@news.xtra.co.nz... > Douglas D. Anderson wrote: > > �rchie wrote: > > > >> > >> > >> Not only that, it was a lie - Kiwi turds are sterile! > > > > > > Sterile: display area in camera and jewelry stores where the stuff is > > too expensive to buy so people just look at it. > > > > Turd: Ordinal number three in New Jersey. > > > > Kiwi: Any of several sexless humans of the genus Homo native to > > New Zealand, having vestigial testicles and a long slender > > penis. > > > > Yawn... show us some of yer wit OK. SPIN ON IT!!! FUNT CASE! /��/) /�../ /..../ /��/'...'/���`�� /'/.../..../......./��\ ('(...�...�.... �~/'...') \.................'...../ ''...\.......... _.�� \..............( \..............\
"ur_droll" <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> wrote in message news:0sWGf.139672$vH5...@news.xtra.co.nz... > dave hillstrom wrote: >> On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> spewed >> in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >> >> >>>Sharky wrote: >>> >>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical >>>>>outrage >>>>>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>>>> >>>>>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> _.---. >>>> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >>>> (=-_==-=) >>>> \ \-==_-0/ >>>> | *,* \ >>>> |\ 0 | >>>> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. >>>> /' | \\\/// / //| >>>> _____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ >>>> | ||| \\|| /| | | >>>> | \ | \_/|/ ./ | >>>> | |\ |/ //// | >>>> \ / || |\_/'| '| >>>> | |/|\ | | | >>>> ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | >>>> .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / >>>> \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | >>>> (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ >>>> \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / >>>> /.. / .-' |-' / | | / >>>> \__/ / / | \ \ >>>> \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | >>>> |.'\- / . \ | >>>> /, - / \_.' | \ >>>> |\/-' / | | \ >>>> | / | | \ \ >>>> .| | / \ / >>>> / | ______. / |--' >>>> | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' >>>> \__/ / / `-.---'-' >>>> `-:F_P: >>> >>>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. >> >> >> have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? >> no? >> well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, >> you infidel. > > > That ain't the insult that you think it is. > White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash > their hands. both of which you've never done kiwi. Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A. You only have to teach them to take off.
"ur_droll" <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> wrote in message news:iZ5Hf.139703$vH5...@news.xtra.co.nz... > dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 19:32:27 +1300, ur_droll >> <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> >> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >> >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> >>>>On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> spewed >>>>in >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>>Sharky wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>Here's your chance to demonstrate your outrage at Muslim fanatical >>>>>>>outrage >>>>>>>over **CARTOONS*** and at the same time your skill at ASCII art!!! >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Ready! aim!! ASCIIize MOHAMMED!!! >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> _.---. >>>>>> Ali Akbar! / ==.=-) >>>>>> (=-_==-=) >>>>>> \ \-==_-0/ >>>>>> | *,* \ >>>>>> |\ 0 | >>>>>> _ \\`-_-/\ .-;. >>>>>> /' | \\\/// / //| >>>>>>_____________________________|\\ \ |\// | / / \______ >>>>>> | ||| \\|| /| | | >>>>>> | \ | \_/|/ ./ | >>>>>> | |\ |/ //// | >>>>>> \ / || |\_/'| '| >>>>>> | |/|\ | | | >>>>>> ,--'\ \ \/'| | / | | >>>>>> .-/__ / \.-\ .| .--. /; / >>>>>> \/ / _/ .-''-./ \/ .'\ | / | >>>>>> (@\__.-@) \ | /-'|. |.'- \/ ' '/ >>>>>> \/ \--' | _/| | | -. |_ / / >>>>>> /.. / .-' |-' / | | / >>>>>> \__/ / / | \ \ >>>>>> \__/-'' . .' ' \ \ | >>>>>> |.'\- / . \ | >>>>>> /, - / \_.' | \ >>>>>> |\/-' / | | \ >>>>>> | / | | \ \ >>>>>> .| | / \ / >>>>>> / | ______. / |--' >>>>>> | \ __/ /---'' `-. __.--' __.' >>>>>> \__/ / / `-.---'-' >>>>>> `-:F_P: >>>>> >>>>>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. >>>> >>>> >>>>have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? >>>>no? >>>>well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, >>>>you infidel. >>> >>> >>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>>their hands. >> >> >> i can see that we have one of the humor impaired here... > > So..... you wiped the shit out of your eyes b4 looking into mirror. > But what about yer hands? are you wanting to lick them clean kiwi? Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo? A. B-52...F-16...B-2.
"ur_droll" <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> wrote in message news:jckHf.141466$vH5...@news.xtra.co.nz... > Pumba wrote: >> ur_droll wrote: >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> >>>>On 8 Feb 2006 08:39:02 -0800, "BOBOBOnoBO�" <CLA...@BRICK.NET> > >>>> >>Sharky wrote: >>>> >>>>>>Wavy G wrote: >> >> >> [ snip poor ascii art of man in turban positioned behind camel ] >> >> >>>>>That doesn't look anything like Muhammad. >> >> >> what the hell does / did Mohammed look like? >> >> i have no mental image of what Mohammed is supposed to look like. >> >> here are some good pics of my mental image of Christ: >> >> http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/fengler2/funny_jesus_8.gif >> http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_jesus_1.gif >> http://static.flickr.com/30/43805818_d7427766bd_o.jpg >> http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_jesus_2.gif >> >> google image "funny Jesus" for more. >> >> or flickr "buddy Christ" >> >> I couldn't find the best one which has the caption: >> >> "Jesus loves you >> but we think you're a cunt." >> >> >>>>have you ever witnessed with your own eyes muhammad screwing a camel? >>>>no? >>>>well, then, why dont you just shut the fuck up and suck your left thumb, >>>>you infidel. >>> >>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>>their hands. >> >> >> imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >> >> isn't that wasteful? >> > > Ever the thrifty south african that's your butt buddy kiwi. Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.
"ur_droll" <g.p.sucking.on.my.dick@once> wrote in message news:gFlHf.141478$vH5...@news.xtra.co.nz... > Pumba wrote: >> ur_droll wrote: >> >>>Pumba wrote: >>> >>>>>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>>>>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND >>>>>wash >>>>>their hands. >>>> >>>>imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. >>>>isn't that wasteful? >>> >>>Ever the thrifty south african >> >> >> i flush my crap. >> >> i just figured that you saved yours for entertaining guests or a >> midnight snack indulgence. >> > > don't be so fucking stupid... we send ours to australia to breed and they send back the results to you kiwi. Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 14:55:11 -0600, trippy <tri...@spam.sucks>, Loyal Agent of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Illuminati, gifted us with these words of wisdom: >In article <19sbwwpp1cokk$.1ha...@40tude.net>, mimus took the >hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > >> On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:36:00 -0600, trippy wrote: >> >> > In article <INO...@forethought.net>, Anonymous took the >> > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... >> > >> >> So why isn't anyone posting anymore cartoons in the new group >> >> alt.binaries.cartoons.islam ? >> > >> > Who cares? >> >> It's the newgroup that counts. >It's the truegroup that counts. It's the zoogroup that counts. -- Lorrill Buyens MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3 Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division "I ZM NOT FIRGIT." - The title of a thread started by an apparently drunk Incantatrix, in aav3f
mik...@gmail.com wrote: > On 12 Feb 2006 09:08:44 -0800, "Pumba" <pum...@muizenberg.org.za> wrote: > > >ever Blabby how Blabby are Blabby your blah on Blabby Blabby? > > > >it was only Blabbity blah blah a Blabby of days ago but i'm Blabbity blah blah to see > >Blabbity blah blah. > > > >it's my Blabbity blah blah now to rate blah Blabby post i blah each post is > >blah Blabby on blah not Blabbity blah blah to how i feel blah the Blabbity. > > why dont you check where you are crossposting and see if you can at > least include an ASCII picture with your flonking. > > > ___ .-. ___ > /.--'c(O_O)c`--.\ > ( \) ,'.---.`, (/ ) > \ \/ /|_|_|\ \/ / > \_| \___.--.|_/ > '. `---\) \ > `-...(_.' LOL I found this ASCII art piece from web. _,,--,,_ /` .`\ / ' _.-' \ | `'_{}_ | | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ |\/____\/| | ` ~~ ` | \ / jgs `.____.`
In article <f8h...@4ax.com>, Lorrill Buyens took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 14:55:11 -0600, trippy <tri...@spam.sucks>, Loyal Agent of > the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Illuminati, gifted us with these words > of wisdom: > > >In article <19sbwwpp1cokk$.1ha...@40tude.net>, mimus took the > >hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > > > >> On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:36:00 -0600, trippy wrote: > >> > >> > In article <INO...@forethought.net>, Anonymous took the > >> > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > >> > > >> >> So why isn't anyone posting anymore cartoons in the new group > >> >> alt.binaries.cartoons.islam ? > >> > > >> > Who cares? > >> > >> It's the newgroup that counts. > > >It's the truegroup that counts. > > It's the zoogroup that counts. It's the bluegroup that counts. -- trippy mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jelly Roll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
Pumba wrote: > ur_droll wrote: >>That ain't the insult that you think it is. >>White folk use toilet paper and most wipe with their right hand AND wash >>their hands. > > > imagine that. YOU actually washing your hands after taking a dump. > > isn't that wasteful? He must be on Atkins, South Beach, or Jenny Craig..
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