Re: ***New Contest!!! Mohammed ASCII Cartoons!!!!***
"Douglas D. Anderson" <dd...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message news:nEmHf.3703$z%5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com... > �rchie wrote: > > > > > > > Not only that, it was a lie - Kiwi turds are sterile! > > Sterile: display area in camera and jewelry stores where the stuff is > too expensive to buy so people just look at it. > > Turd: Ordinal number three in New Jersey. And in Ireland - where the speed for LP records was decided after two Irish recording engineers who were out for a walk thinking about it saw a dog peeing on a tree and one of them pointed and said, "Dirty tree!" - and then after the dog returned and shat on it, the other one said, "Now it's dirty tree and a turd!" - and without meaning to predict the future, they both exclaimed, "DAT's it!" > > Kiwi: Any of several sexless humans of the genus Homo native to > New Zealand, having vestigial testicles and a long slender > penis. > >
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