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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 6 Feb 2006.
Re: ***New Contest!!! Mohammed ASCII Cartoons!!!!***

Re: ***New Contest!!! Mohammed ASCII Cartoons!!!!***

On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. 
>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh 
>wow"...
>
>> Noodles Jefferson wrote:
>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, 
>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I 
>> > said "Oh wow"...
>> > 
>> 
>> > 
>> > Which one's Mohammed?
>> > 
>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad.
>> 
>
>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad.

what the hell IS ripple anyway?  i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage
available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or
can of it.  can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any
ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response?  should i expect anything
besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section?

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dave hillstrom
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