Re: ***New Contest!!! Mohammed ASCII Cartoons!!!!***

On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:00:44 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Mon, 6 Feb 2006 16:55:51 -0500, mimus <tin...@hotmail.com> spewed in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
> 
>>On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
>>> <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> 
>>>>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. 
>>>>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh 
>>>>wow"...
>>>>
>>>>> Noodles Jefferson wrote:
>>>>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, 
>>>>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I 
>>>>> > said "Oh wow"...
>>>>> 
>>>>> > Which one's Mohammed?
>>>>> > 
>>>>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad.
>>>>
>>>>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad.
>>> 
>>> what the hell IS ripple anyway?  i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage
>>> available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or
>>> can of it.  can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any
>>> ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response?  should i expect anything
>>> besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section?
>>
>>Screw Ripple.  Drink Mad Dog.  Over crushed ice.  Yum.  <hallucinate>
> 
> which begs this blast from the past:
> 
> =================================================================================================
> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Subject: new things
> From: mhm...@mindspring.com (Dave Hillstrom)
> Date: Sun, 07 Dec 1997 03:06:25 GMT
> 
> I'm taking it easy on this Saturday night.  Drinking some good beer.
> Ok, a /shitload/ of good beer.  Playing with a new business card
> scanner, which ROCKS, if you want *my* opinion.  Anyway, I get this
> craving for deviled eggs, but there are /no/ eggs to be found on the
> property.  So I hop in the pickup and drive to a little store about a
> half mile away.  The kind of store with some of the drop ceiling tiles
> missing.  The kind that's on the wrong side of the tracks, which is
> just fine by me as I am /usually/ on the wrong side of the tracks, or
> out and out derailed, if you get my meaning.  They have medium eggs.
> A good thing.  Then I spy "Thunderbird".  Now, I have /always/ prided
> myself on being the /most/ openminded person I know, by far, so I
> think "Dave, you've /never/ tried that stuff.  Maybe it'll be good,
> despite all the jokes and stories about it."  So I grab a bottle.
> Head to the cashier.  And there sitting in a big jar on the counter
> are..... wait for it...... pickled pigs feet.  They are looking at me,
> I can just /sense/ it.  Beckoning to me.  I think "Dave, you have
> /never/ in your life tried pickled pigs feet.  Maybe you'll like them.
> Who knows?  Maybe those decapitated hooves will bring you /this/ close
> to ecstacy, to heavenly redemption.  With angels and cherubs singing
> something from the Requiem.  Give it a shot."  So I have the cashier
> wrap a bigun up for me, as he talks all the while about how chitlins
> are good too, but they don't rest easy with alcohol "if'n you knows
> whats I mean."  Seeing as he has no fresh chitlins, it being a
> "conveniance" store and all, I feel safe from this pitfall.  I drive
> my loot home.  I unwrap my pigs foot and chomp into... into... into
> cartiledge and bone.  Hardly /any/ meat at *all*.  What a fuckin
> /waste/.  Tastes like a vinegar hot sausage, but without the meat.
> Dejected, I unscrew the cap on the bottle of Thunderbird, hoping for
> better luck.  Did you know that the fumes from Thunderbird as it is
> first uncapped will peel at least 17 layers of paint without any
> effort at all?  *Powerfull* stuff.  The stuff should be sold in Home
> Depot in the paint section.  Maybe it is, under a different label.
> "Shit!  I wonder if It would eat through a plastic cup?"  No, it
> doesn't.  And thankfully, after allowing this fine wine to "breath"
> for a few minutes, the offensive odor mostly went away.  And I'd have
> to say that after imbibing the 750ml bottle that it was a very cheap
> yet somewhat enjoyable start for the night. And the wildabeasts I saw
> running through my house where a nice bonus, as I've never been to
> Africa.
> 
> On a five star scale I'd give the pigs feet 0 stars.  The Thunderbird
> gets 2 stars for its mildly halucinagenic effects.
> 
> Next week we will critique Boone's Farm products and collard greens
> cooked in bacon fat.
> 
> - Dave Hillstrom   mhm15x4   meow
> "They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They
>  were vampires.   /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight
>  hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!"
>                                - Seth  (From Dusk Till Dawn)
> 
> =================================================================================================

You capitalized then.  Hmf.

-- 
tin...@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Whatever are we to do to show the
true harmony and peace that rule here,
somewhat disguised at the moment by
the apparent disorder now seemingly in
progress?

< Laumer

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