Re: ***New Contest!!! Mohammed ASCII Cartoons!!!!***
From Noodles Jefferson <sil...@tacoshells.com>
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· 7 Feb 2006 05:41 · View full thread
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In article <1h9hi6xtkwfp5$.1vy...@40tude.net>, mimus took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:15:49 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote: > > > On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:28:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson > > <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > > > >>In article <hhzFf.10442$1N5...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>, Douglas D. > >>Anderson took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh > >>wow"... > >> > >>> Noodles Jefferson wrote: > >>> > In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, > >>> > raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I > >>> > said "Oh wow"... > >>> > >>> > Which one's Mohammed? > >>> > > >>> The one that drinks the most Ripple is mo hammad. > >> > >>What if he pukes? Then he won't be mo hammad. > > > > what the hell IS ripple anyway? i mean, its some cheap alcoholic beverage > > available around the world, and yet ~i've~ certainly never seen a bottle or > > can of it. can i go into any booze store and say "hi, do you have any > > ripple?" and get a knowledgeable response? should i expect anything > > besides bottom shelf ripple in the ripple section? > > Screw Ripple. Drink Mad Dog. Over crushed ice. Yum. <hallucinate> > What? And water down the great taste? -- Noodles Jefferson mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
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