Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Aug 2002.
Nerd Boy merchandise
alt.ascii-art
· 32 messages · 3 Aug 2002 - 24 Aug 2002
Hello all, If you've been to www.Nerd-Boy.net in the past few minutes, you'll have noticed the new "Store" link between "Fan Art" and "Links". It leads to http://nerdboy.xepher.net/store.php and contains the current NB designs available on an assortment of paraphernalia. Sales and shipping is handled by www.cafepress.com so if you're wondering about security, credit cards, shipping rates and stuff like that, take a look at http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/help/ for more information. Their 30 day guarantee is especially interesting. If it turns out that any of my stuff comes out warped or looks awful in general, just tell them and get your money back. Tell me as well, in case it's not a one-time occurrence. Feel free to pummel me with questions and suggestions. :) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
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GET your t-shirts 'ERE! GET 'em WHILE
THEY'RE HOT! We got AAAAAALL kinds of
MERCHANDISE.. We got MUGS, MOUSEPADS,
T-SHIRTS! Be the FIRST on YOUR block
with an OFFICIAL NERD BOY PRODUCT!!!!
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This is how I -don't- want to come off. :) I just wanted to inform the
people who wanted to support Nerd Boy that there's merchandise now.
It'd be kind of cool to stand around selling stuff with Nerd Boy on them
though. Although most people would just come by and ask if there had been
some kind of error because there are all these jumbled letters and things,
and I'd say "No, that's how it's supposed to look; that's Nerd Boy", and
they'd say "I see.. 'Nerd Boy'? But.. who's that?" and I'd try to explain
and they'd just look confused and say something polite and walk away.
--
OO Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
bb jg
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->-- > \ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / > / \\\ O===)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)====:- > [-[-]-\\ .--._'.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. \ > /_ /|/ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ > {o} |= / | OO \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ > .- #// (\. \_/| .||. |\_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ > / \ | db | | | | | | | | | | | > / | OO \ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | > /__/| .||. |\__\_______ |______|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| > \ \ | db | \__.'\ ( > `.\| | \\\ > Its time to print up dead tree editions and start trouring the Comic conventions. It's far better than some of the furry, manga, sci-fi, crap that a lot of people do. Who knows. Maybe this time next year you will have a booth right next to Bob The Angry Flower, he only buys the cheap booths. ==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9Tvr8kjt2bc9NoGsRAh2JAJ9cbmkFHQi25nErUuV9aErH9qdyuwCcCQQN lrECpnsbX9jKLHQpgc0JXrs= =kj69 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Rander wrote: > On second thought... > Only nerds wears t-shirts > with a picture of themselves... > ' > OO > )) > dd http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/misc/tshirt.jpg http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/misc/tshirt-close.jpg -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ ####-[.]\ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd /[.]-\\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _)} == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T # ||\
On Tue, 6 Aug 2002 22:40:18 +0200, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote: >"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet >news:aipboj$15ot0a$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... >> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet >> news:aio442$14obcm$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de >> > "MJP" <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> skrev i meddelandet >> > news:3d4f4c15.12410019@205.158.27.240 >> 8< >> > > Ok, so I ordered a couple of mugs...... >> > > I'll let you know how it goes. >> > >> > Cool! I'll be interested in knowing whether they look good. >> 8< >> > Do you live in the US? You should have the stuff in 2-3 business days + >> > 3-5 days. I hope you get those mugs soon! :) >> >> Speaking of soon, the order status just went from "new" to "production"! >> They're printing the design on the mugs. :) > reposted since no one seems to have noticed it the first time: H O O O O o o w ! \O = )\ d b ______________________________________ OO <||= db _____________________________________ Frame one he seems to be happy about something, and in frame 2 he seems to have struck a "classic pose". I considered having him running past Mandy and Fan Boy, stopping mid set and sipping a nice hot beverage before dashing off with a repeated display of his elation as Mandy and Fan Boy look on quizzically. Then in a last panel Fan Boy make some comment like "He really likes coffee, doesn't he", but since I was too busy displaying elation at the time to actually sit down and type all that out I just posted the above two simple frames thinking that they would convey the message in a somewhat obscure but divinable way. I take it that the 2 frames are unfathomable so I include this close-up shot (camera pans in tight on NB's left hand) ..---^^^---.._ : : |`--...___...--'|...._ | | `. | Word! |---. . | | : | | OO/ | | | | .|| | | | | db |_...' .' | | .' | |----' `--...___...--'
"MJP" <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> skrev i meddelandet news:3d5afd3a.29659254@205.158.27.240 > On Tue, 6 Aug 2002 22:40:18 +0200, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote: 8< > >> Speaking of soon, the order status just went from "new" to "production"! > >> They're printing the design on the mugs. :) > > > reposted since no one seems to have noticed it the first time: > > > H > O O > O O > o o > w ! > \O = > )\ > d b > ______________________________________ > > > > > > > OO > <||= > db > _____________________________________ 8< > ..---^^^---.._ > : : > |`--...___...--'|...._ > | | `. > | Word! |---. . > | | : | > | OO/ | | | > | .|| | | | > | db |_...' .' > | | .' > | |----' > `--...___...--' > OMG!!! How could I not get that?! Geez I'm stupid. :) Do they look really cool? Do you have a webcam or something so I can see them? :) This is sooo cool. :) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
"Joaquim G?dara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:<aipt3c$15umig$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de>... > "Stephan Hensel" <inf...@infocore.net> skrev i meddelandet > news:200...@infocore.net > > On Sat, 3 Aug 2002 12:41:20 +0200 <snip> > OK, I want to answer this seriously, because I really think it's a serious > issue; this is the kind of thing that could create a dichotomy. I'd like to > nip this in the bud by clearly stating that I'm not selling Nerd Boy stuff > to make any money. > > Sure, I hope that my sold products will cover my domain name costs, but I > don't think they will. At best, I'll scrape together the necessary $10 for > CafePress to actually send me my money and then get $5 after the bank has > taken its "foreign check" fee or whatever that fee is. > > If I don't get to the $10 limit within six months, CafePress will take that > money I did earn from me. When I started selling stuff, I was very nearly > convinced that's exactly what will happen. > > The reason I'm doing this anyway is because I asked if people wanted Nerd > Boy stuff and some of them said yes. > I've told you before Joaquim, there's no need for this merchandising empire scheme. Just go up to a girl and talk to her!
"David Palmer" <dav...@rocketmail.com> skrev i meddelandet news:30b...@posting.google.com > > <snip> > [snipped my babbling] > > I've told you before Joaquim, there's no need for this merchandising > empire scheme. Just go up to a girl and talk to her! That's too hard; this is way easier. Besides, if I'm going to talk to a girl I'll need to be backed up by a lot of money! -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Mon, 19 Aug 2002 11:34:41 +0200 brugte Joaquim G�ndara 19 linier p� at fort�lle dette til alt.ascii-art: >> I've told you before Joaquim, there's no need for this merchandising >> empire scheme. Just go up to a girl and talk to her! >That's too hard; this is way easier. Besides, if I'm going to talk to >a girl I'll need to be backed up by a lot of money! Yup! The difference between free sex and sex for money is that sex for money is usually a lot cheaper! :-) -- Lars Rander, www.rander.dk ICQ#: 987520 ** Pil ikke ved min adresse ** Sjathelt og beskytter af det svage k�n (udn�vnt af diktator SEJ 5/6-99) Jeg ved ikke, om Gud eksisterer, men det vil v�re bedst for hans rygte, hvis Han ikke g�r. (Jules Renard)
"Rander" <lrN...@rander.dk> skrev i meddelandet news:nnt...@rander.dk > Mon, 19 Aug 2002 11:34:41 +0200 brugte Joaquim G�ndara 19 linier p� at > fort�lle dette til alt.ascii-art: > > >> I've told you before Joaquim, there's no need for this merchandising > >> empire scheme. Just go up to a girl and talk to her! > >That's too hard; this is way easier. Besides, if I'm going to talk to > >a girl I'll need to be backed up by a lot of money! > > Yup! The difference between free sex and sex for money is that sex for > money is usually a lot cheaper! :-) Although wise words, that's not what I had in mind. I meant that a lot of money might boost my nanoid self-confidence. Going up to a girl and talking to her is easier said than done. That is, if you're not saying it to a girl, in which case the two are equally hard. Hehe.. "To say this sentence is easier said than done." True or false? -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > Although wise words, that's not what I had in mind. I meant that a lot of > money might boost my nanoid self-confidence. Going up to a girl and talking > to her is easier said than done. That is, if you're not saying it to a girl, > in which case the two are equally hard. Go to your local printer or shiping place that prints out busness cards. Get about 500 of them made that look like this: +-----------------------------------------+ | | | | | YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL | | | | | | | | | | | |Please pass this card on to someone else | |For FAQ & info email F0_...@yahoo.com | +-----------------------------------------+ Shouldn't cost more than 20 USD for 500 of them. Go to bar on college/karaoke night. Buy beer by the pitcher and don't worry about using a glass to poor the beer into, thats what your gut is for. At some point your ears will buzz from the music and your mind will buzz from the the beer. Stand up and start at one end of the bar and give one of those cards to every girl in the place in under 15 minutes. Find some out going guys and give them stacks of 10 or 20 to give out as well. Go out side and lean agenst the wall for support and smoke a cig. Those guys will be your new friends (aka they will help you get out more an break that shyness) and those girls might just talk to you and because of the beer you will say the first thing on your mind. And they will find it charming. If you ask instead of state things then you might have a new best friend. But the trick is to ask them the right questions. Not "So do you come here often?" but more like "What are your plans for world domenation? Do you often find that their are never enough green clovers in Lucky Charms cerial? Do you have any embaresing birth marks that I can see?" The more out their the qeustions the better. And any time you have a question that you think you should not ask just say the following to your self: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. Repeate at a new bar every night until you master it or you are too busy talking to girls to bother. Not that I keep up on these things. ..ooooooo ,o.o.ooOOOOOOOOOO' o o ,;o:o o Party kit. o o o o o o ___________ o o o / . . /| o oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo / .; .. //| o ooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoo / ;. .. / /| o oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo / '. ;. / /// o oOoOoOoO:F_P:Oo /__________/// / .----------. oOoOoOoOoOoOo |_ -- --| // /..'.'.' . / OoOoOoOoOoO | --- - -- |// /'.Trojan'. / ooooooooooooooo |___________|/ / '' .'./ / '.'.'.'.'/ '==========' ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo - -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9YX5xkjt2bc9NoGsRAsDeAJ9MayS08lVlck7XOYllJxonzXHilwCfQmql lE24V1silflpHWJQLnU5gdQ= =l0b4 -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet news:slrnam2vhv.in9.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 > > - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > > Although wise words, that's not what I had in mind. I meant that a lot of > > money might boost my nanoid self-confidence. Going up to a girl and talking > > to her is easier said than done. That is, if you're not saying it to a girl, > > in which case the two are equally hard. > > Go to your local printer or shiping place that prints out busness > cards. Get about 500 of them made that look like this: > > +-----------------------------------------+ > | | > | | > | YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > |Please pass this card on to someone else | > |For FAQ & info email F0_...@yahoo.com | > +-----------------------------------------+ > > Shouldn't cost more than 20 USD for 500 of them. > > Go to bar on college/karaoke night. Buy beer by the pitcher and don't > worry about using a glass to poor the beer into, thats what your gut > is for. This plan seems to assume that I'm willing to spend some amount of money on anything. Do you have a plan for cheap bastards who hate the taste of alcohol and don't smoke? 8< > I must not fear. > Fear is the mind-killer. > Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. It's not so much fear as it is skepticism. For example, I doubt that the nice plan you've outlined would get me in touch with any people I'd actually enjoy talking to. People who like alcohol tend to make for very boring conversations, and I really can't see myself talking to anyone who'd find a person stinking of beer & smoke charming. obascii: H3Y B4B3. G0T N3 3MB4RR4SS1NG B1RTHM4RK5 TH4T 1 C4N C? \ / He's so \ ,,, .o\ charming./ -- ..~ .\\. .<<. _( \_ || > Not that I keep up on these things. :D -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > This plan seems to assume that I'm willing to spend some amount of > money on anything. Do you have a plan for cheap bastards who hate > the taste of alcohol and don't smoke? If you don't want to spend any money at all there are still lots of options open. Go to a concert with a bunch of friends. But don't go into the concert. Stay in the parking lot and bring any props that you may already own like a camra or a lawn chair. If you bring friends with the right mentality to avoid boredem then fun will be at hand no matter what. > It's not so much fear as it is skepticism. For example, I doubt that > the nice plan you've outlined would get me in touch with any people > I'd actually enjoy talking to. Location location location. Who do you want to talk to? Where do they go when they acutaly go out. Remember that only 3.6% of the population has an IQ above 125. So there is a numbers game aspect to the process. Ren Fairs, Goth Clubs, Mensa meetings (which are often held in public places so you can attend without paying the membership), Conventions of all kinds, &c. You will find people out there that where draged allong to keep a friend company. Seek those people out. You may have more in commen with them then you know. > People who like alcohol tend to make > for very boring conversations, You have been hanging out with the wrong kinds of drunks. Or you have not been taking an active roll in makeing sure that the conversations arn't boring. Sometime the more out there the better. Thus the birth marks questions. One of the nice things about drunk people is that they have less inhabitions and are more likely to answer the questions if you set them up with the proper lead in questions and attitude. > and I really can't see myself talking > to anyone who'd find a person stinking of beer & smoke charming. Like I said, some times people get ropped into going. Study the crowd and find those that are odviously not haveing a good time. On Saturday I went to a place where I knew that some of my friends go even though I had never been there. Last night I found an email in my mail box from one of those fringe people who I started a conversation with. I could spend all my time with people I knew or I could have fun talking to the girl in the wheel chair. Mark Twain: "Everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything about it" obascii: Is that your only wheel chair / Or do you have a racing one at home. [" "> |\u .-/_ /\ o-O' \ | I do in fact have one for rugby. \ Is that the only contact sport you do? \ That depends on if you count sex. ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9YaM1kjt2bc9NoGsRAu5JAJ4lL8J7NVarwNgRSED0+dlFxLCDPgCbBWFF EKWFk6+hoKi0vmwwjf3iQRw= =IdXy -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet news:slrnam38pc.in9.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a 8< > > It's not so much fear as it is skepticism. For example, I doubt that > > the nice plan you've outlined would get me in touch with any people > > I'd actually enjoy talking to. > > Location location location. Who do you want to talk to? Where do > they go when they acutaly go out. Remember that only 3.6% of the > population has an IQ above 125. So there is a numbers game aspect to > the process. Ren Fairs, Goth Clubs, Mensa meetings (which are often > held in public places so you can attend without paying the > membership), Conventions of all kinds, &c. You will find people out > there that where draged allong to keep a friend company. Seek those > people out. You may have more in commen with them then you know. OK, let me add some more restrictions. What do I do when all of the below apply? 1) This town has a population of barely 25,000. 2) Nothing ever happens here. 3) If it does, it attracts the wrong sort of crowd. And wait, there's more. How do I talk to someone who's keeping a friend company? They're talking to each other, not me. Also, how the heck can I do anything if I've given up before I start? I'd first have to feel the need to do something. 8< > Mark Twain: "Everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything > about it" In my case, I guess it'd be something along the lines of "hardly ever talks about the weather and doesn't feel like doing anything about it". Or maybe "hardly ever talks about the weather and thinks that it just doesn't seem worth it at all to do anything about it, because sure, he might be able to produce a few sun beams, but it'll always start raining sooner or later". obascii: You need to get out more! Talk to people! Why? `,,, , '.. OO -||. .||. || dd To get a girlfriend! Uh.. -Why-? `,,, , '.. OO -||- .||. || dd -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Tue, 20 Aug 2002 02:35:47 +0200 brugte Joaquim G�ndara 69 linier p� at fort�lle dette til alt.ascii-art: >> Go to your local printer or shiping place that prints out busness >> cards. Get about 500 of them made that look like this: >> >> +-----------------------------------------+ >> | | >> | | >> | YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL | >> | | >> | | >> | | >> | | >> | | >> |Please pass this card on to someone else | >> |For FAQ & info email F0_...@yahoo.com | >> +-----------------------------------------+ >> >> Shouldn't cost more than 20 USD for 500 of them. >> Go to bar on college/karaoke night. Buy beer by the pitcher and don't >> worry about using a glass to poor the beer into, thats what your gut >> is for. >This plan seems to assume that I'm willing to spend some amount of >money on anything. Do you have a plan for cheap bastards who hate >the taste of alcohol and don't smoke? Move to Sweden - you'll fit right in! :-) >> I must not fear. >> Fear is the mind-killer. >> Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. > >It's not so much fear as it is skepticism. For example, I doubt that >the nice plan you've outlined would get me in touch with any people >I'd actually enjoy talking to. People who like alcohol tend to make >for very boring conversations, and I really can't see myself talking >to anyone who'd find a person stinking of beer & smoke charming. > >obascii: > >H3Y B4B3. G0T N3 3MB4RR4SS1NG > B1RTHM4RK5 TH4T 1 C4N C? > \ Excuse me while > ,,, ./ I dump my core! > -- ..~ > .\\. .<<. > _( \_ || Hehe... -- Lars Rander, www.rander.dk ICQ#: 987520 ** Pil ikke ved min adresse ** Sjathelt og beskytter af det svage k�n (udn�vnt af diktator SEJ 5/6-99) Manden, der �nsker et lykkeligt �gteskab, m� l�re at holde sin mund lukket og sit checkh�fte �bent. (Groucho Marx)
"Rander" <lrN...@rander.dk> skrev i meddelandet news:9gj...@rander.dk > Tue, 20 Aug 2002 02:35:47 +0200 brugte Joaquim G�ndara 69 linier p� at > fort�lle dette til alt.ascii-art: 8< > >This plan seems to assume that I'm willing to spend some amount of > >money on anything. Do you have a plan for cheap bastards who hate > >the taste of alcohol and don't smoke? > > Move to Sweden - you'll fit right in! :-) 8< Hah! Joke's on you. I already live in Sweden! And gosh do people spend money, drink and smoke here. I can't even begin to imagine how it could be worse in Denmark. :\ obascii: Is it just me or is Ha ha ha! I've rigged it to expose this bar really low? you people as the low-lifes you are! ,,, `,,, , -- ..' OO ___,\\.__v_ \\ _____ -||- >\_ <<| | dd What's the matter with you?! Are you You take Christian or what? that back! ,,, `,,, , -- '.. @@ ___,\\.__v_ \\ _____ -\\. >\_ <<| | dd -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ... > What's the matter > with you?! Are you You take > Christian or what? that back! > ,,, `,,, , > -- '.. @@ >___,\\.__v_ \\ _____ -\\. > >\_ <<| | dd Eeehehe - I love the way W4R3Z D00D just relaxes and chills all the time... Even when FB makes accusations and NB just plain explodes ! -- Graeme Porter (still without T-Shirt) -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
Tue, 20 Aug 2002 17:08:29 +0200 brugte Joaquim G�ndara 40 linier p� at fort�lle dette til alt.ascii-art: >> Move to Sweden - you'll fit right in! :-) >Hah! Joke's on you. I already live in Sweden! And gosh do people spend I know that! >money, drink and smoke here. I can't even begin to imagine how it could >be worse in Denmark. :\ It is! I live in Copenhagen, so I have to deal with all the swedes that come here to get drunk! Of course, it IS possible to get drunk drinking Pripps only, but you'll piss yourself to death first! :-) >obascii: >Is it just me or is Ha ha ha! I've rigged it to expose >this bar really low? you people as the low-lifes you are! > ,,, `,,, , > -- ..' OO >___,\\.__v_ \\ _____ -||- > >\_ <<| | dd > > > What's the matter > with you?! Are you You take > Christian or what? that back! > ,,, `,,, , > -- '.. @@ >___,\\.__v_ \\ _____ -\\. > >\_ <<| | dd And here I thought low bars were to prevent people from hitting the floor when they've had enough!? :-) -- Lars Rander, www.rander.dk ICQ#: 987520 ** Pil ikke ved min adresse ** Sjathelt og beskytter af det svage k�n (udn�vnt af diktator SEJ 5/6-99) Gud gav Eva en uimodst�elig figur. Han gav hende et smukt ansigt, fristende l�ber, en vidunderlig mund. Og s� gav han hende en tunge, som �delagde hele billedet. (Milton Berle)
"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> skrev i meddelandet news:ajto95$frn$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk > > Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ... > > > What's the matter > > with you?! Are you You take > > Christian or what? that back! > > ,,, `,,, , > > -- '.. @@ > >___,\\.__v_ \\ _____ -\\. > > >\_ <<| | dd > > > Eeehehe - I love the way W4R3Z D00D just relaxes and chills > all the time... > > Even when FB makes accusations and NB just plain explodes ! I'm glad those obasciis are good for something. :) > -- > Graeme Porter (still without T-Shirt) Dammit, it's taking long to get there. OTOH, it took almost a week to get books and stuff from Amazon UK to Sweden. -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > OK, let me add some more restrictions. What do I do when all of the > below apply? > > 1) This town has a population of barely 25,000. > 2) Nothing ever happens here. > 3) If it does, it attracts the wrong sort of crowd. Move. Go west young man. Get out of Dodge. > And wait, there's more. How do I talk to someone who's keeping a friend > company? They're talking to each other, not me. Because their are always lapses in converasation. Especialy amongest friends. > Also, how the heck can > I do anything if I've given up before I start? I'd first have to feel the > need to do something. Do you need to get out of that town? Do you need to get laid? Do you need to keep your brain active? Do you need to get out of the house once and a while so that you don't climb a clock tower or start mailing bombs to you good friends? Do you need insperation for NerdBoy scripts? > > You need to get out > more! Talk to people! Why? > `,,, , > '.. OO > -||. .||. > || dd > > > To get a girlfriend! Uh.. -Why-? > `,,, , > '.. OO > -||- .||. > || dd So that I don't have to see you lust over every girl that walks by. `,,, '.. OO -- Uh.. You noticed? -||- -||. || db ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9YqA1kjt2bc9NoGsRAksFAJ99cLiFs+ZYlAVGwFyYZOXbCoYQxQCeJV/N dEoOzfxw8hCtqPKsLjlnySw= =d+vx -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > obascii: > > Is it just me or is Ha ha ha! I've rigged it to expose > this bar really low? you people as the low-lifes you are! > ,,, `,,, , > -- ..' OO > ___,\\.__v_ \\ _____ -||- > >\_ <<| | dd > > > What's the matter > with you?! Are you You take > Christian or what? that back! > ,,, `,,, , > -- '.. @@ > ___,\\.__v_ \\ _____ -\\. > >\_ <<| | dd > Now /that/ is funny! ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9YqCLkjt2bc9NoGsRAoZjAJ4xnHOjLUn3A00t0ofHVy0BdZl+8ACfTzDG TK/e2dQiuowS4Iil0Lndz04= =pyd9 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet news:slrnam581l.in9.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a > - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- 8< > > 1) This town has a population of barely 25,000. > > 2) Nothing ever happens here. > > 3) If it does, it attracts the wrong sort of crowd. > > Move. Go west young man. Get out of Dodge. I'd need money for that. > > And wait, there's more. How do I talk to someone who's keeping a > > friend company? They're talking to each other, not me. > > Because their are always lapses in converasation. Especialy amongest > friends. So I'm supposed to just hang around some table looking like a stalker until people stop talking because they think I'm acting weird? Smooth. > > Also, how the heck can I do anything if I've given up before I > > start? I'd first have to feel the need to do something. > > Do you need to get out of that town? Hmm. Do I feel like spending money on getting a driver's license, moving my stuff in a car I don't have, spend more money on renting an apartment and getting some crappy job to pay for it all? Not really, I don't even feel the need to get out of my room. > Do you need to get laid? I wouldn't know. > Do you need to keep your brain active? I thought I was. > Do you need to get out of the house once and a while so that you > don't climb a clock tower or start mailing bombs to you good friends? Not really... Did I mention I live with my parents? > Do you need insperation for NerdBoy scripts? Inspiration, yes. Aggravation and/or depression, no. THE ALL NEW WHINEY AND DEPRESSED PUNK GOTH NERD BOY!! Everyone hates me. Do something about your I'm gonna start a , hair first, man. cool band. `.,, ,,, /OO ..' (( || bb || Do I feel the need to talk to every human being in the world on the off-chance of finding someone with something interesting to say? No. > > You need to get out > > more! Talk to people! Why? > > `,,, , > > '.. OO > > -||. .||. > > || dd > > > > > > To get a girlfriend! Uh.. -Why-? > > `,,, , > > '.. OO > > -||- .||. > > || dd > > So that I don't have to see you lust over > every girl that walks by. > `,,, > '.. OO -- Uh.. You noticed? > -||- -||. > || db That's bullshit! Linda! Sweetheart! I've seen the way It's not what you think! you look at Mandy! , ` _ ,,, #.. oo' OO )|- || .||. |\ || dd -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- >> Because their are always lapses in converasation. Especialy amongest >> friends. > > So I'm supposed to just hang around some table looking like a stalker > until people stop talking because they think I'm acting weird? Smooth. Thats the way you would do it then you need a deeper level of help. You can plan out a NB script you should be able to find a way to gently slid in at that perfect moment without hang on every word in the conversation of strangers? I know you are better than that. > Not really, I don't even feel the need to get out of my room. >> Do you need to get laid? > > I wouldn't know. Unless you are 12 you should know the answer to that one. >> Do you need to get out of the house once and a while so that you >> don't climb a clock tower or start mailing bombs to you good friends? > > Not really... Did I mention I live with my parents? So did those kids in Colorado, the ones in Organ and a few others that come to mind dateing to the "I hate Mondays" girl in the 80's in California. >> Do you need insperation for NerdBoy scripts? > > Inspiration, yes. Aggravation and/or depression, no. Well those go with the teritory. > > > THE ALL NEW WHINEY AND DEPRESSED > PUNK GOTH NERD BOY!! > > Everyone hates me. Do something about your > I'm gonna start a , hair first, man. > cool band. `.,, ,,, > /OO ..' > (( || > bb || Diddled for punk/goth accuracy: I would start a band But it would distract Are you talking again? me from my sorrow. , `.,, ,,, /oo ..' (( || bb || By the way I liked the punk/goth hair > >> > You need to get out >> > more! Talk to people! Why? >> > `,,, , >> > '.. OO >> > -||. .||. >> > || dd >> > >> > >> > To get a girlfriend! Uh.. -Why-? >> > `,,, , >> > '.. OO >> > -||- .||. >> > || dd >> >> So that I don't have to see you lust over >> every girl that walks by. >> `,,, >> '.. OO -- Uh.. You noticed? >> -||- -||. >> || db > > > That's bullshit! Linda! Sweetheart! > I've seen the way It's not what you think! > you look at Mandy! , > ` _ ,,, > #.. oo' OO > )|- || .||. > |\ || dd Don't put this on me / If I move slowly they \ It's what you are thinking \ will not notice me / about Mandy that is the O issue. o ` _ ,,, #.. oo' OO )|- || .((. |\ || bb ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9YvZckjt2bc9NoGsRAsdvAJ9fYap++9dliKij8RAb1ObLAm2HwgCfavtt Yb/7UVztRKT+S0Te2GOZ5ak= =71C3 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet news:slrnam5tis.in9.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a > - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > >> Because their are always lapses in converasation. Especialy amongest > >> friends. > > > > So I'm supposed to just hang around some table looking like a stalker > > until people stop talking because they think I'm acting weird? Smooth. > > Thats the way you would do it then you need a deeper level of help. > You can plan out a NB script you should be able to find a way to > gently slid in at that perfect moment without hang on every word in > the conversation of strangers? I know you are better than that. Perhaps. I still think NB scripts are much easier, though. > >> Do you need to get laid? > > > > I wouldn't know. > > Unless you are 12 you should know the answer to that one. I'm 22, and no, I wouldn't know. I'm a freak, I know. It doesn't exactly help. > >> Do you need to get out of the house once and a while so that you > >> don't climb a clock tower or start mailing bombs to you good friends? > > > > Not really... Did I mention I live with my parents? > > So did those kids in Colorado, the ones in Organ and a few others > that come to mind dateing to the "I hate Mondays" girl in the 80's in > California. If I'm going to worry about becoming a mass murderer, I'd have to worry about a lot of unlikely things. Oh, and did I mention I listen to Marilyn Manson? Spooooky... > >> Do you need insperation for NerdBoy scripts? > > > > Inspiration, yes. Aggravation and/or depression, no. > > Well those go with the teritory. That's what bothers me. The only feature of relationships that I've seen up close is the negative ones, and those don't exactly look healthy to me. I think I'll pass. Besides, I'm a lazy spoiled brat. Don't bother trying to talk sense to me, I hardly know what you're talking about. > > THE ALL NEW WHINEY AND DEPRESSED > > PUNK GOTH NERD BOY!! > > > > Everyone hates me. Do something about your > > I'm gonna start a , hair first, man. > > cool band. `.,, ,,, > > /OO ..' > > (( || > > bb || > > Diddled for punk/goth accuracy: > > I would start a band > But it would distract Are you talking again? > me from my sorrow. , > `.,, ,,, > /oo ..' > (( || > bb || LOL. :D > By the way I liked the punk/goth hair Thanks. :) > >> > You need to get out > >> > more! Talk to people! Why? > >> > `,,, , > >> > '.. OO > >> > -||. .||. > >> > || dd > >> > > >> > > >> > To get a girlfriend! Uh.. -Why-? > >> > `,,, , > >> > '.. OO > >> > -||- .||. > >> > || dd > >> > >> So that I don't have to see you lust over > >> every girl that walks by. > >> `,,, > >> '.. OO -- Uh.. You noticed? > >> -||- -||. > >> || db > > > > > > That's bullshit! Linda! Sweetheart! > > I've seen the way It's not what you think! > > you look at Mandy! , > > ` _ ,,, > > #.. oo' OO > > )|- || .||. > > |\ || dd > > > Don't put this on me! / If I move slowly they \ > It's what you are thinking \ will not notice me / > about Mandy that is the O > issue. o > ` _ ,,, > #.. oo' OO > .)|- || .((. > || || b b Diddled for NB accuracy. :) I don't think I can add anything, it looks done to me. -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> writes: > "Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet > news:slrnam38pc.in9.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a > 8< > > > It's not so much fear as it is skepticism. For example, I doubt that > > > the nice plan you've outlined would get me in touch with any people > > > I'd actually enjoy talking to. > > > > Location location location. Who do you want to talk to? Where do > > they go when they acutaly go out. Remember that only 3.6% of the > > population has an IQ above 125. So there is a numbers game aspect to > > the process. Ren Fairs, Goth Clubs, Mensa meetings (which are often > > held in public places so you can attend without paying the > > membership), Conventions of all kinds, &c. You will find people out > > there that where draged allong to keep a friend company. Seek those > > people out. You may have more in commen with them then you know. > > OK, let me add some more restrictions. What do I do when all of the > below apply? > > 1) This town has a population of barely 25,000. That leaves 900 people with IQ>125, of which there should be about 150 women "of age". Given mariage and divorce rates you should be able to choose between 20 and 30. Well, if you insist for 18<=age<=24, that would reduce to 2 to 10... > 2) Nothing ever happens here. > 3) If it does, it attracts the wrong sort of crowd. > > And wait, there's more. How do I talk to someone who's keeping a friend > company? They're talking to each other, not me. Also, how the heck can > I do anything if I've given up before I start? I'd first have to feel the > need to do something. Yep. That's where you start wondering if all this sex business really is an evolutive advantage. Seems quite costly to me. Perhaps we should revert to mitosis, or move on to cloning. > 8< > > Mark Twain: "Everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything > > about it" > > In my case, I guess it'd be something along the lines of "hardly ever > talks about the weather and doesn't feel like doing anything about it". > Or maybe "hardly ever talks about the weather and thinks that it just > doesn't seem worth it at all to do anything about it, because sure, he > might be able to produce a few sun beams, but it'll always start raining > sooner or later". > -- __Pascal_Bourguignon__ http://www.informatimago.com/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The name is Baud,...... James Baud.
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"Kjetil Torgrim Homme" <kje...@haey.ifi.uio.no> skrev i meddelandet news:1re...@vingodur.ifi.uio.no > check out this online comic. I like it a lot, the pixely look gives > it a little of the same minimalism as ascii-art comics. > > http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=392 > http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.shtml Yeah, it's pretty cool and funny sometimes, but I don't really like it for some reason. I prefer www.meninhats.com. :) obascii: I'm getting tired of walking. __ / _|__|_ |..| |--| || | ||-| /_/\_\_ \| \/ Hm. Pretty good for an obascii, if I may say so myself. :) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > This plan seems to assume that I'm willing to spend some amount of > money on anything. Do you have a plan for cheap bastards who hate > the taste of alcohol and don't smoke? Don't look for girlfriends in a bar. > [...] and I really can't see myself talking > to anyone who'd find a person stinking of beer & smoke charming. Then don't look for girlfriends in a place where most people drink and/or smoke. Think of what kind of girl you want to find, try to imagine where such a girl might enjoy being, then go to that place. Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > OK, let me add some more restrictions. What do I do when all of the > below apply? > > 1) This town has a population of barely 25,000. This is not enough information. For example, in the north of Sweden there are more men than women. If you're a girl and you're looking for a macho boyfriend this is a good place. Go and look at some statistics and figure out where you're more likely to find the sort of person you're looking for. > I'd first have to feel the need to do something. You wouldn't get involved in this discussion again and again and again if you didn't feel that need... > In my case, I guess it'd be something along the lines of "hardly ever > talks about the weather and doesn't feel like doing anything about it". It doesn't matter what you Really Think about the weather. The reason it's such a popular subject is because it's a neutral subject that everybody can comment on and which renews itself all the time. It's a polite way to start a conversation (it works with older relatives on Christmas dinner too). Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > Hmm. Do I feel like spending money on getting a driver's license, moving > my stuff in a car I don't have, spend more money on renting an apartment > and getting some crappy job to pay for it all? Not really, I don't even > feel the need to get out of my room. Getting a driver's license and a car might help. > > Do you need to get laid? > > I wouldn't know. Dumb answer. Of course you do. > Not really... Did I mention I live with my parents? Then you should be able to afford that car... > Do I feel the need to talk to every human being in the world on the > off-chance of finding someone with something interesting to say? No. Ask people who have girlfriends/boyfriends how they met. You can be fairly sure that their answers will involve some amount of talking to each other. -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ ####-[.]\ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd /[.]-\\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _)} == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T # ||\
"Veronica Karlsson" <v...@hotbrev.com> skrev i meddelandet news:3D6...@hotbrev.com > Joaquim G�ndara wrote: 8< > > [...] and I really can't see myself talking > > to anyone who'd find a person stinking of beer & smoke charming. > > Then don't look for girlfriends in a place where most people drink > and/or smoke. Think of what kind of girl you want to find, try to > imagine where such a girl might enjoy being, then go to that place. Heh. She'd be at home, in front of her computer, probably. > Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > I'd first have to feel the need to do something. > > You wouldn't get involved in this discussion again and again and again > if you didn't feel that need... I keep getting involved in this discussion because I mentioned something once and now David keeps bringing it up. > > In my case, I guess it'd be something along the lines of "hardly ever > > talks about the weather and doesn't feel like doing anything about it". > > It doesn't matter what you Really Think about the weather. The reason > it's such a popular subject is because it's a neutral subject that > everybody can comment on and which renews itself all the time. It's a > polite way to start a conversation (it works with older relatives on > Christmas dinner too). What? I wasn't actually talking about the weather, just as much as Faux_Pseudo was when he said > Mark Twain: "Everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything > about it" > Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > Hmm. Do I feel like spending money on getting a driver's license, moving > > my stuff in a car I don't have, spend more money on renting an apartment > > and getting some crappy job to pay for it all? Not really, I don't even > > feel the need to get out of my room. > > Getting a driver's license and a car might help. So? > > > Do you need to get laid? > > > > I wouldn't know. > > Dumb answer. Of course you do. Maybe I'm being too subtle. To ask me that question is the same as asking me if I'd like to be the captain of an starship. Sure, it kind of looks like it might be fun in the movies, but is it? > > Not really... Did I mention I live with my parents? > > Then you should be able to afford that car... Not really. The family needs my income. > > Do I feel the need to talk to every human being in the world on the > > off-chance of finding someone with something interesting to say? No. > > Ask people who have girlfriends/boyfriends how they met. You can be > fairly sure that their answers will involve some amount of talking to > each other. How does that help me? obascii: So how do you like being I dunno.. I guess my expectations the captain of the Enterprise? were way too high. Plus it's messy. `,,, , '.. OO .||. .|^. || db -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Think of what kind of girl you want to find, try to > > imagine where such a girl might enjoy being, then go to that place. > > Heh. She'd be at home, in front of her computer, probably. So look for her on the Internet then. > I keep getting involved in this discussion because I mentioned something > once and now David keeps bringing it up. And you keep responding. > What? I wasn't actually talking about the weather, No, you were talking about talking about the weather. It's still a good subject. > > > > Do you need to get laid? > > > > > > I wouldn't know. > > > > Dumb answer. Of course you do. > > Maybe I'm being too subtle. To ask me that question is the same as asking > me if I'd like to be the captain of an starship. Sure, it kind of looks > like it might be fun in the movies, but is it? There's one way to find out... > > > Do I feel the need to talk to every human being in the world on the > > > off-chance of finding someone with something interesting to say? No. > > > > Ask people who have girlfriends/boyfriends how they met. You can be > > fairly sure that their answers will involve some amount of talking to > > each other. > > How does that help me? I'll rephrase: "Yes, you do feel the need to talk to every human being in the world on the off-chance of finding someone with something interesting to say." (but if you have a rough idea of what you're looking for you can reduce the number of candidates quite a lot) -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ ####-[.]\ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd /[.]-\\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _)} == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T # ||\
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > > Heh. She'd be at home, in front of her computer, probably. And is their a local IRC group that she might be on? Can you go to members.yahoo.com and search by location? Is their a localized website for those 25,000 people where the computer geeks rain supream? > >> Joaquim G�ndara wrote: >> > I'd first have to feel the need to do something. >> >> You wouldn't get involved in this discussion again and again and again >> if you didn't feel that need... Thanks Veronica. I was going to say that in my reply to him as well but felt I was already being pushy enough. >> > > Do you need to get laid? >> > >> > I wouldn't know. >> >> Dumb answer. Of course you do. > > Maybe I'm being too subtle. To ask me that question is the same as asking > me if I'd like to be the captain of an starship. Sure, it kind of looks > like it might be fun in the movies, but is it? Yes. Thats why eveyone becomes starship captins in the first place, its th 23rd century equivalent of being a rock star. >> Ask people who have girlfriends/boyfriends how they met. You can be >> fairly sure that their answers will involve some amount of talking to >> each other. > > How does that help me? Because you can find out where to go. What you might talk about when you get there. &c > > obascii: > > So how do you like being I dunno.. I guess my expectations > the captain of the Enterprise? were way too high. Plus it's messy. > `,,, , > '.. OO > .||. .|^. > || db Captin? What is love? ` o 0O Let me show you. >> -|^. |\ db snip from ep 16 of 16 vol 1 ["') teeth moving slowly up her neck ==- /\/\ ["') lips touching ==- /\/\ ["') hand slowly moves down her side ==- /X\ ["') lips opening ==- /X\ ["') waists drawn closer together ==- /X\ [) gently hold on to And its right about ==- upper lip with teeth That she figures it out -> /X\ [) ==\ (()) ["') kiss .. ==- one .. //\\ last .. bit .. ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9Z+TQkjt2bc9NoGsRAs52AJ0b179y1TSP3tvc3vADe798yoKm6wCbBhR9 QowW0GjIbebCQlfdLbK/tfA= =tkTT -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
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(de.alt.rec.ascii-art 20-th of August by Sebastian St�cker)
When Charly Brown said something like you said above, Lucie
gave a nice answer. Just look thru all of the Peanut books
and look for the above picture.
This isn't meant as an offence, but I was immediately reminded
of this comic strip by Charles Schulz (+). The answer struck
me once in my Charlybrownishness.
R@ineR
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