Re: Nerd Boy merchandise

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>> Because their are always lapses in converasation.  Especialy amongest
>> friends.
> 
> So I'm supposed to just hang around some table looking like a stalker
> until people stop talking because they think I'm acting weird? Smooth.

Thats the way you would do it then you need a deeper level of help.
You can plan out a NB script you should be able to find a way to
gently slid in at that perfect moment without hang on every word in
the conversation of strangers?  I know you are better than that.  

> Not really, I don't even feel the need to get out of my room.
>> Do you need to get laid?
> 
> I wouldn't know.

Unless you are 12 you should know the answer to that one.  

>> Do you need to get out of the house once and a while so that you
>> don't climb a clock tower or start mailing bombs to you good friends?
> 
> Not really... Did I mention I live with my parents?

So did those kids in Colorado, the ones in Organ and a few others
that come to mind dateing to the "I hate Mondays" girl in the 80's in
California.

>> Do you need insperation for NerdBoy scripts?
> 
> Inspiration, yes. Aggravation and/or depression, no.

Well those go with the teritory. 

> 
> 
>              THE ALL NEW WHINEY AND DEPRESSED
>                    PUNK GOTH NERD BOY!!
> 
> Everyone hates me.               Do something about your
> I'm gonna start a                 ,  hair first, man.
>   cool band.    `.,,           ,,,
>                  /OO           ..'
>                  ((            ||
>                   bb           ||

Diddled for punk/goth accuracy:

 I would start a band
 But it would distract        Are you talking again?
 me from my sorrow.             ,
                 `.,,           ,,,
                  /oo           ..'
                  ((            ||
                   bb           ||



By the way I liked the punk/goth hair

> 
>> >  You need to get out
>> > more! Talk to people!        Why?
>> >                  `,,,        ,
>> >                   '..      OO
>> >                   -||.    .||.
>> >                    ||      dd
>> >
>> >
>> >   To get a girlfriend!      Uh.. -Why-?
>> >                  `,,,        ,
>> >                   '..      OO
>> >                   -||-    .||.
>> >                    ||      dd
>>
>>          So that I don't have to see you lust over
>> every girl that walks by.
>>                   `,,,
>>                    '..       OO  -- Uh.. You noticed?
>>                    -||-     -||.
>>                     ||       db
> 
> 
>  That's bullshit!       Linda! Sweetheart!
> I've seen the way    It's not what you think!
> you look at Mandy!       ,
>     ` _               ,,,
>      #..              oo'      OO
>       )|-             ||      .||.
>       |\              ||       dd


   Don't put this on me          / If I move slowly they \
   It's what you are thinking    \ will not notice me    /
   about Mandy that is the            O
   issue.                            o
     ` _               ,,,        
      #..              oo'         OO
       )|-             ||        .((.
       |\              ||          bb
       


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