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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 21 Aug 2002.
Re: Nerd Boy merchandise

Re: Nerd Boy merchandise

"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet
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> - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->--
> >> Because their are always lapses in converasation.  Especialy amongest
> >> friends.
> >
> > So I'm supposed to just hang around some table looking like a stalker
> > until people stop talking because they think I'm acting weird? Smooth.
>
> Thats the way you would do it then you need a deeper level of help.
> You can plan out a NB script you should be able to find a way to
> gently slid in at that perfect moment without hang on every word in
> the conversation of strangers?  I know you are better than that.

Perhaps. I still think NB scripts are much easier, though.

> >> Do you need to get laid?
> >
> > I wouldn't know.
>
> Unless you are 12 you should know the answer to that one.

I'm 22, and no, I wouldn't know. I'm a freak, I know. It doesn't
exactly help.

> >> Do you need to get out of the house once and a while so that you
> >> don't climb a clock tower or start mailing bombs to you good friends?
> >
> > Not really... Did I mention I live with my parents?
>
> So did those kids in Colorado, the ones in Organ and a few others
> that come to mind dateing to the "I hate Mondays" girl in the 80's in
> California.

If I'm going to worry about becoming a mass murderer, I'd have to worry
about a lot of unlikely things. Oh, and did I mention I listen to Marilyn
Manson? Spooooky...

> >> Do you need insperation for NerdBoy scripts?
> >
> > Inspiration, yes. Aggravation and/or depression, no.
>
> Well those go with the teritory.

That's what bothers me. The only feature of relationships that I've
seen up close is the negative ones, and those don't exactly look
healthy to me. I think I'll pass.

Besides, I'm a lazy spoiled brat. Don't bother trying to talk sense
to me, I hardly know what you're talking about.


> >              THE ALL NEW WHINEY AND DEPRESSED
> >                    PUNK GOTH NERD BOY!!
> >
> > Everyone hates me.               Do something about your
> > I'm gonna start a                 ,  hair first, man.
> >   cool band.    `.,,           ,,,
> >                  /OO           ..'
> >                  ((            ||
> >                   bb           ||
>
> Diddled for punk/goth accuracy:
>
>  I would start a band
>  But it would distract        Are you talking again?
>  me from my sorrow.             ,
>                  `.,,           ,,,
>                   /oo           ..'
>                   ((            ||
>                    bb           ||

LOL. :D

> By the way I liked the punk/goth hair

Thanks. :)


> >> >  You need to get out
> >> > more! Talk to people!        Why?
> >> >                  `,,,        ,
> >> >                   '..      OO
> >> >                   -||.    .||.
> >> >                    ||      dd
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >   To get a girlfriend!      Uh.. -Why-?
> >> >                  `,,,        ,
> >> >                   '..      OO
> >> >                   -||-    .||.
> >> >                    ||      dd
> >>
> >>           So that I don't have to see you lust over
> >>  every girl that walks by.
> >>                    `,,,
> >>                     '..      OO  -- Uh.. You noticed?
> >>                     -||-    -||.
> >>                      ||      db
> >
> >
> >  That's bullshit!       Linda! Sweetheart!
> > I've seen the way    It's not what you think!
> > you look at Mandy!       ,
> >     ` _               ,,,
> >      #..              oo'     OO
> >       )|-             ||     .||.
> >       |\              ||      dd
>
>
>    Don't put this on me!         / If I move slowly they \
>    It's what you are thinking    \ will not notice me    /
>    about Mandy that is the            O
>    issue.                            o
>       ` _               ,,,
>        #..              oo'         OO
>        .)|-             ||        .((.
>         ||              ||         b b

Diddled for NB accuracy. :) I don't think I can add anything,
it looks done to me.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

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Subject: Re: Nerd Boy merchandise
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