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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 20 Aug 2002.
Re: Nerd Boy merchandise

Re: Nerd Boy merchandise

From Rander <lrN...@rander.dk> · alt.ascii-art · 20 Aug 2002 14:25 · View full thread · report
Tue, 20 Aug 2002 02:35:47 +0200 brugte Joaquim G�ndara 69 linier p� at
fort�lle dette til alt.ascii-art:

>> Go to your local printer or shiping place that prints out busness
>> cards.  Get about 500 of them made that look like this:
>>
>>             +-----------------------------------------+
>>             |                                         |
>>             |                                         |
>>             |           YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL             |
>>             |                                         |
>>             |                                         |
>>             |                                         |
>>             |                                         |
>>             |                                         |
>>             |Please pass this card on to someone else |
>>             |For FAQ & info email F0_...@yahoo.com   |
>>             +-----------------------------------------+
>>
>> Shouldn't cost more than 20 USD for 500 of them.
>> Go to bar on college/karaoke night.  Buy beer by the pitcher and don't
>> worry about using a glass to poor the beer into, thats what your gut
>> is for.
>This plan seems to assume that I'm willing to spend some amount of
>money on anything. Do you have a plan for cheap bastards who hate
>the taste of alcohol and don't smoke?

Move to Sweden - you'll fit right in! :-)

>>                            I must not fear.
>>                        Fear is the mind-killer.
>>        Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
>
>It's not so much fear as it is skepticism. For example, I doubt that
>the nice plan you've outlined would get me in touch with any people
>I'd actually enjoy talking to. People who like alcohol tend to make
>for very boring conversations, and I really can't see myself talking
>to anyone who'd find a person stinking of beer & smoke charming.
>
>obascii:
>
>H3Y B4B3. G0T N3 3MB4RR4SS1NG
>  B1RTHM4RK5 TH4T 1 C4N C?
>                    \                  Excuse me while
>                     ,,,            ./ I dump my core!
>                      --         ..~
>                     .\\.       .<<.
>                     _( \_       ||

Hehe...

-- 
Lars Rander, www.rander.dk  ICQ#: 987520  ** Pil ikke ved min adresse **
Sjathelt og beskytter af det svage k�n (udn�vnt af diktator SEJ 5/6-99)

Manden, der �nsker et lykkeligt �gteskab, m� l�re at holde sin mund
lukket og sit checkh�fte �bent. (Groucho Marx)

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