Re: Nerd Boy merchandise

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- --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->--
> Although wise words, that's not what I had in mind. I meant that a lot of
> money might boost my nanoid self-confidence. Going up to a girl and talking
> to her is easier said than done. That is, if you're not saying it to a girl,
> in which case the two are equally hard.

Go to your local printer or shiping place that prints out busness
cards.  Get about 500 of them made that look like this:

            +-----------------------------------------+
            |                                         |
            |                                         |
            |           YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL             |
            |                                         |
            |                                         |
            |                                         |
            |                                         |
            |                                         |
            |Please pass this card on to someone else |
            |For FAQ & info email F0_...@yahoo.com   |
            +-----------------------------------------+

Shouldn't cost more than 20 USD for 500 of them.

Go to bar on college/karaoke night.  Buy beer by the pitcher and don't
worry about using a glass to poor the beer into, thats what your gut
is for.  At some point your ears will buzz from the music and your
mind will buzz from the the beer.  Stand up and start at one end of
the bar and give one of those cards to every girl in the place in
under 15 minutes.  Find some out going guys and give them stacks of
10 or 20 to give out as well.  Go out side and lean agenst the wall
for support and smoke a cig.  Those guys will be your new friends (aka
they will help you get out more an break that shyness) and those girls
might just talk to you and because of the beer you will say the first
thing on your mind.  And they will find it charming.  If you ask
instead of state things then you might have a new best friend.
But the trick is to ask them the right questions.  Not "So do you come
here often?" but more like "What are your plans for world domenation?
Do you often find that their are never enough green clovers in Lucky
Charms cerial?  Do you have any embaresing birth marks that I can
see?"  The more out their the qeustions the better.
And any time you have a question that you think you should not ask
just say the following to your self:
                           I must not fear.
                       Fear is the mind-killer.
       Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

Repeate at a new bar every night until you master it or you are too
busy talking to girls to bother.

Not that I keep up on these things.


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==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

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       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

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