Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Oct 1999.
STONER'S COMPUTER STORE
alt.ascii-art
· 7 messages · 19 Oct 1999 - 22 Oct 1999
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* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
* "We got the shit you don't really need." *
*_________________________________________________________*
____ __\/___ ____ "HIYA FOLKS! HOW'S
\ \/) //\_____\ (\/ / EVERYBODY DOIN' OUT
\___/ /_(o)_(o)_\ \___/ THERE IN CYBERLAND?"
\ \ (/ ___ \) / /
\ \_____\ '\_/' /_____/ /
\ \/\ /\/ /
\______ \_/ ______/
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* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
* "You can't LIVE without a 30gb hardrive." *
*_________________________________________________________*
__\/___ "STONER JOE HERE, WITH GOOD
//\_____\ NEWS AND GREAT DEALS FOR ALL
/_(o)_(o)_\ YOU CYBER-JUNKIES! WE'VE GOT IT
(/ ___ \) ALL, RIGHT DOWN HERE AT "STONER'S!"
__\ '\_/' /__
/ \/\ /\/ \
/ \_/ \
/ | . |_|| \
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\ | . | / jro
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* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
* "Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now..." *
*_________________________________________________________*
"LET ME SHOW YOU OUR NEWEST DEVICE -
__\/___ AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOR ALL YOU CHATFREAKS
//\_____\ OUT THERE! IT'S THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER
/_(o)_(o)_\ ACCESSORY FOR YOU FOLKS "LIVING" ON
(/ ___ \) INTERNET RELAY CHAT! JUST LOOK AT THIS"...
__\ '\_/' /__ //\
/ \/\ /\/ \ /\ /\
/ \_/ \ / \/
/ | . |_|| / /
\ | |\ /
\ | . | \__/ jro
HERE YOU SEE MODELED THE FABULOUS, * NEW *
COMPUTER CHAIR DESIGNED * ESPECIALLY * FOR
YOU CHATFREAKS: THE "COMPU-POT-DISPENSER"!
\()))))()
(()_)_)_)))
(()))_ _())
(((( o \o ()) ________
(((( __ /)) |__soda__|
(()\__ /)) |()()()()|
__/\ /\_ |()()()()|
___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies|
(___| | \_/ |_) |[][][][]|
|o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]|
| \ \ _/ _/ \|___________|
| \ \ |\ \
_____ \_____\/\ __\_\/\ __________________jro____
_/_\/ \\/
(__/ \)
) \________/
\ | | | |
\_|__|_|__|
(___/_\___) jro
LOOK! OUR * GUEST CHATTER MODEL * HAS ALREADY
FOUND THE DISPENSER! NEVER AGAIN WILL SHE
HAVE TO DRAG HERSELF AWAY FROM HER CHAT CHANNEL
TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE PANGS OF HUNGER! SHE'LL
NEVER AGAIN FAINT FROM DEHYDRATION, UNABLE TO
TEAR HERSELF AWAY FROM HER OLD, BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR,
JUST TO GET A STUPID DRINK! THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER
PUTS HER ORGANIC NEEDS A MERE HAND'S REACH AWAY! SHE
WON'T EVER HAVE TO MISS AN IMPORTANT ENTRY ON HER
\()))))() FAVORITE CHAT CHANNEL, AGAIN!!!
(()_)_)_)))
(()))_ _())
(((( o \o ()) ________
(((( __ /)) |__soda__|
(()\__ /)) | ()()()|
__/\ /\_ |()()()()|
___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies|
(___| | \_/ |_) |[] [][]|
|o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]|
| _ / / _/ _/ \___|________|
||)|_/| | \ \_
_____ \|_|__| __ \_\[_] __________________jro______
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(__/ \)
) \________/
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\_|__|_|__|
(___/_\___)
_________________________________________________________
* _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ *
* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
* "Chat in comfort with the New Compu-Pot-Dispenser" *
*_________________________________________________________*
~Chatpig~: -Cyberguy-:
{ Hi! } { Hi! }
{ Whatcha doin? } { Nothing. You? }
{ Nothing. :) } { :) }
{ This is great. } { Yes, it is. }
{ IRC is my life. } { Mine, too. }
{ I'm depressed. } { I know. Me, too. }
{ :,( } { :,( }
__\/___
//\_____\
/_(o)_(o)_\ _
(/ ___ \) // "IMPORTANT ENTRIES LIKE THESE!"
__\ '\_/' /__ //\
/ \/\ /\/ \ /\ /\
/ \_/ \ / \/
/ | . |_|| / /
\ | |\ /
\ | . | \__/ jro
JUST LOOK AT THE RESTFUL EXPRESSION OUR
MODEL HAS! NOW SHE CAN RELIEVE HERSELF
IN COMPLETE COMFORT! SHE * KNOWS * SHE'LL
NEVER HAVE TO WASTE ANOTHER SECOND AWAY
FROM THE KEYBOARD TO DO THAT! AND SHE'LL
NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MESS BECAUSE SHE WAS
\()))))() UNABLE TO FORCE HERSELF TO GET UP AND TAKE
(()_)_)_))) CARE OF THOSE ANNOYING, BODILY FUNCTIONS!
(()))_ _())
(((( - \- ()) ________
(((( __ /)) |__soda__|
(()\__ /)) | ()()()|
__/\ /\_ |()()()()|
___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies|
(___| | \_/ |_) |[] [][]|
|o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]|
| \ \ _/ _/ \|___________|
| \ \ |\ \
______ \___ \/\ __\_\/\ ______________________jro______
_/_\/ \\/
(__/ \)
) \________/
\ / / \ \
_ _/__/____\__\_ ___
<_\_ (___/_____/\___) ()__)
\/
_________________________________________________________
* _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ *
* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
* "Free mIRC CD with every purchase." *
*_________________________________________________________*
"THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS! SO, IF YOU'RE AN IRC
ADDICT, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE MUST-HAVE
ACCESSORY ITEM YOU PROBABLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!
THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO SUFFER IN AN OUTDATED,
BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR, WHICH LACKS THE REQUIREMENTS
YOU * NEED * ! GET A COMPU-POT-DISPENSER, TODAY!!!
AND IF YOU'RE NOT A BRAIN-DEAD CHATFREAK, BUT
KNOW OF ONE, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE HOT
__\/___ GIFT TO GIVE, ANYTIME OF THE YEAR!...
//\_____\ AND THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET IT, IS
/_(o)_(o)_\ AT"...
(/ ___ \)
__\ '\_/' /__
/ \/\ /\/ \
/ \_/ \
/ | . |_|| \
\ | | /
\ | . | / jro
_________________________________________________________
* _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ *
* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
*"Supplying the needs of virtual people in a real world." *
*_________________________________________________________*
_
//
//\
__\/___ /\ /\ "STONER'S" COMPUTER STORE!
/ \ / \/ HURRY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!"
/ \ / /
(\_______/) / /
__/\_____/\_/ /
/ \_______/ /
| | /
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\ | | jro
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* _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ *
* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
* "We got the shit you don't really need." *
*_________________________________________________________*
"THIS IS STONER JOE, REMINDING
YOU, THAT.... that... __((_
That I've got something ((())))
else to do." ((((((o(
((((())_/
(((())(_
_\/____ ((())(((/\
//\_____\ ((((((()\ \
/_(o)_(o)_\ /((((((())\ \
(/ ___ \) \((((((())/ /
__\ '\_/' /__ \ )____// /
/ \/\ /\/ \ (_/ __\_)____
/ \_/ \ /( (|budwieser|
/ | . |_|| \ /____| beer |
\ | | / | ||_________|
\ | . | / | | / / jro
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
On Tue, 19 Oct 1999, JRO wrote: > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "We got the shit you don't really need." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > ____ __\/___ ____ "HIYA FOLKS! HOW'S > \ \/) //\_____\ (\/ / EVERYBODY DOIN' OUT > \___/ /_(o)_(o)_\ \___/ THERE IN CYBERLAND?" > \ \ (/ ___ \) / / > \ \_____\ '\_/' /_____/ / > \ \/\ /\/ / > \______ \_/ ______/ > | . |_|| > | | > | . | jro > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "You can't LIVE without a 30gb hardrive." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > > __\/___ "STONER JOE HERE, WITH GOOD > //\_____\ NEWS AND GREAT DEALS FOR ALL > /_(o)_(o)_\ YOU CYBER-JUNKIES! WE'VE GOT IT > (/ ___ \) ALL, RIGHT DOWN HERE AT "STONER'S!" > __\ '\_/' /__ > / \/\ /\/ \ > / \_/ \ > / | . |_|| \ > \ | | / > \ | . | / jro > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now..." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > > "LET ME SHOW YOU OUR NEWEST DEVICE - > __\/___ AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOR ALL YOU CHATFREAKS > //\_____\ OUT THERE! IT'S THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER > /_(o)_(o)_\ ACCESSORY FOR YOU FOLKS "LIVING" ON > (/ ___ \) INTERNET RELAY CHAT! JUST LOOK AT THIS"... > __\ '\_/' /__ //\ > / \/\ /\/ \ /\ /\ > / \_/ \ / \/ > / | . |_|| / / > \ | |\ / > \ | . | \__/ jro > > > > > > > HERE YOU SEE MODELED THE FABULOUS, * NEW * > COMPUTER CHAIR DESIGNED * ESPECIALLY * FOR > YOU CHATFREAKS: THE "COMPU-POT-DISPENSER"! > > > \()))))() > (()_)_)_))) > (()))_ _()) > (((( o \o ()) ________ > (((( __ /)) |__soda__| > (()\__ /)) |()()()()| > __/\ /\_ |()()()()| > ___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies| > (___| | \_/ |_) |[][][][]| > |o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]| > | \ \ _/ _/ \|___________| > | \ \ |\ \ > _____ \_____\/\ __\_\/\ __________________jro____ > _/_\/ \\/ > (__/ \) > ) \________/ > \ | | | | > \_|__|_|__| > (___/_\___) jro > > > > > LOOK! OUR * GUEST CHATTER MODEL * HAS ALREADY > FOUND THE DISPENSER! NEVER AGAIN WILL SHE > HAVE TO DRAG HERSELF AWAY FROM HER CHAT CHANNEL > TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE PANGS OF HUNGER! SHE'LL > NEVER AGAIN FAINT FROM DEHYDRATION, UNABLE TO > TEAR HERSELF AWAY FROM HER OLD, BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR, > JUST TO GET A STUPID DRINK! THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER > PUTS HER ORGANIC NEEDS A MERE HAND'S REACH AWAY! SHE > WON'T EVER HAVE TO MISS AN IMPORTANT ENTRY ON HER > \()))))() FAVORITE CHAT CHANNEL, AGAIN!!! > (()_)_)_))) > (()))_ _()) > (((( o \o ()) ________ > (((( __ /)) |__soda__| > (()\__ /)) | ()()()| > __/\ /\_ |()()()()| > ___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies| > (___| | \_/ |_) |[] [][]| > |o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]| > | _ / / _/ _/ \___|________| > ||)|_/| | \ \_ > _____ \|_|__| __ \_\[_] __________________jro______ > _|\ \_ > (__/ \) > ) \________/ > \ | | | | > \_|__|_|__| > (___/_\___) > > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "Chat in comfort with the New Compu-Pot-Dispenser" * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > ~Chatpig~: -Cyberguy-: > { Hi! } { Hi! } > { Whatcha doin? } { Nothing. You? } > { Nothing. :) } { :) } > { This is great. } { Yes, it is. } > { IRC is my life. } { Mine, too. } > { I'm depressed. } { I know. Me, too. } > { :,( } { :,( } > __\/___ > //\_____\ > /_(o)_(o)_\ _ > (/ ___ \) // "IMPORTANT ENTRIES LIKE THESE!" > __\ '\_/' /__ //\ > / \/\ /\/ \ /\ /\ > / \_/ \ / \/ > / | . |_|| / / > \ | |\ / > \ | . | \__/ jro > > > > > > JUST LOOK AT THE RESTFUL EXPRESSION OUR > MODEL HAS! NOW SHE CAN RELIEVE HERSELF > IN COMPLETE COMFORT! SHE * KNOWS * SHE'LL > NEVER HAVE TO WASTE ANOTHER SECOND AWAY > FROM THE KEYBOARD TO DO THAT! AND SHE'LL > NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MESS BECAUSE SHE WAS > \()))))() UNABLE TO FORCE HERSELF TO GET UP AND TAKE > (()_)_)_))) CARE OF THOSE ANNOYING, BODILY FUNCTIONS! > (()))_ _()) > (((( - \- ()) ________ > (((( __ /)) |__soda__| > (()\__ /)) | ()()()| > __/\ /\_ |()()()()| > ___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies| > (___| | \_/ |_) |[] [][]| > |o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]| > | \ \ _/ _/ \|___________| > | \ \ |\ \ > ______ \___ \/\ __\_\/\ ______________________jro______ > _/_\/ \\/ > (__/ \) > ) \________/ > \ / / \ \ > _ _/__/____\__\_ ___ > <_\_ (___/_____/\___) ()__) > \/ > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "Free mIRC CD with every purchase." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > "THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS! SO, IF YOU'RE AN IRC > ADDICT, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE MUST-HAVE > ACCESSORY ITEM YOU PROBABLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT! > THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO SUFFER IN AN OUTDATED, > BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR, WHICH LACKS THE REQUIREMENTS > YOU * NEED * ! GET A COMPU-POT-DISPENSER, TODAY!!! > AND IF YOU'RE NOT A BRAIN-DEAD CHATFREAK, BUT > KNOW OF ONE, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE HOT > __\/___ GIFT TO GIVE, ANYTIME OF THE YEAR!... > //\_____\ AND THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET IT, IS > /_(o)_(o)_\ AT"... > (/ ___ \) > __\ '\_/' /__ > / \/\ /\/ \ > / \_/ \ > / | . |_|| \ > \ | | / > \ | . | / jro > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > *"Supplying the needs of virtual people in a real world." * > *_________________________________________________________* > _ > // > //\ > __\/___ /\ /\ "STONER'S" COMPUTER STORE! > / \ / \/ HURRY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!" > / \ / / > (\_______/) / / > __/\_____/\_/ / > / \_______/ / > | | / > | | / > | | |/ > \ | | jro > > > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "We got the shit you don't really need." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > "THIS IS STONER JOE, REMINDING > YOU, THAT.... that... __((_ > That I've got something ((()))) > else to do." ((((((o( > ((((())_/ > (((())(_ > _\/____ ((())(((/\ > //\_____\ ((((((()\ \ > /_(o)_(o)_\ /((((((())\ \ > (/ ___ \) \((((((())/ / > __\ '\_/' /__ \ )____// / > / \/\ /\/ \ (_/ __\_)____ > / \_/ \ /( (|budwieser| > / | . |_|| \ /____| beer | > \ | | / | ||_________| > \ | . | / | | / / jro > > > endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend > endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net > ROFL....how on earth do you think these up.....probably came to you when *you* had to leave an IRC to "take care of personal business". Love it! // .-`~\((/''-. .` / | \ `. *Geraldine Jones* . /0\ /0\ . we9...@victoria.tc.ca | `. /|\ .` | Happy Halloween \ . . / `. `^^^` .` `-._.|._.-`
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:380d1a3b@206.103.97.91... > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "Chat in comfort with the New Compu-Pot-Dispenser" * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > ~Chatpig~: -Cyberguy-: > { Hi! } { Hi! } > { Whatcha doin? } { Nothing. You? } > { Nothing. :) } { :) } > { This is great. } { Yes, it is. } > { IRC is my life. } { Mine, too. } > { I'm depressed. } { I know. Me, too. } > { :,( } { :,( } > __\/___ > //\_____\ > /_(o)_(o)_\ _ > (/ ___ \) // "IMPORTANT ENTRIES LIKE THESE!" > __\ '\_/' /__ //\ > / \/\ /\/ \ /\ /\ > / \_/ \ / \/ > / | . |_|| / / > \ | |\ / > \ | . | \__/ jro laffffffing....but but....what about a device to take care of the kids, cook dinner, feed the pets, domestic chores....oh i know....WHEELS SOLD SEPARATELY ;) Prudence *just browsing*
Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7ulejq$mk5$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > laffffffing....but but....what about a device to take care of the kids, > cook dinner, feed the pets, domestic chores....oh i know....WHEELS SOLD > SEPARATELY ;) > > Prudence *just browsing* Well... I reckon I'll have to talk to Stoner about that. Maybe he can come up with something that will allow a true, professional chatperson to do all that, keep their marriage going, and prevent incipient electronic paranoia, at the same time. Hey, Stoner DOES have a device to keep husbands occupied. Here's the option list: Hair: brunette, blonde, or aburn Eyes: brown, green, or blue Weight: 110, 120, 130, and 135 lbs. Bust: 36 D (standard, but with many other selections to choose from) Disposition: even, moderate, and compliant Mood Code: rotary adjustable Satisfaction guaranteed. JRO
JRO wrote: > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "We got the shit you don't really need." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > ____ __\/___ ____ "HIYA FOLKS! HOW'S > \ \/) //\_____\ (\/ / EVERYBODY DOIN' OUT > \___/ /_(o)_(o)_\ \___/ THERE IN CYBERLAND?" > \ \ (/ ___ \) / / > \ \_____\ '\_/' /_____/ / > \ \/\ /\/ / > \______ \_/ ______/ > | . |_|| > | | > | . | jro > <snip> > _________________________________________________________ > * Computre Store * > * "Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now..." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > "LET ME SHOW YOU OUR NEWEST DEVICE - > __\/___ AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOR ALL YOU CHATFREAKS > //\_____\ OUT THERE! IT'S THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER > /_(o)_(o)_\ ACCESSORY FOR YOU FOLKS "LIVING" ON > (/ ___ \) INTERNET RELAY CHAT! JUST LOOK AT THIS"... > __\ '\_/' /__ //\ > / \/\ /\/ \ /\ /\ > / \_/ \ / \/ > / | . |_|| / / > \ | |\ / > \ | . | \__/ jro > > HERE YOU SEE MODELED THE FABULOUS, * NEW * > COMPUTER CHAIR DESIGNED * ESPECIALLY * FOR > YOU CHATFREAKS: THE "COMPU-POT-DISPENSER"! > > \()))))() > (()_)_)_))) > (()))_ _()) > (((( o \o ()) ________ > (((( __ /)) |__soda__| > (()\__ /)) |()()()()| > __/\ /\_ |()()()()| > ___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies| > (___| | \_/ |_) |[][][][]| > |o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]| > | \ \ _/ _/ \|___________| > | \ \ |\ \ > _____ \_____\/\ __\_\/\ __________________jro____ > _/_\/ \\/ > (__/ \) > ) \________/ > \ | | | | > \_|__|_|__| > (___/_\___) jro > <snip> Love this idea...however i came up with it over a year ago... guess i have to sue you now *grin* -- (""""""")"""""":""""":""."""(""")"":"":"":""""."""| |"%%%%"/{{{|}}}.Storm : .: `.\ : : . : : : : .| | `%%% \ . H : .Wynndstorm@your/shoes.hotmail.com | |: %%':/\ H .: : :Remove your\shoes to reply : .| | .V_./\-'"""'-._ . :. : .:. /\: : . : . : : . | | homepage is http://www.angelfire.com/me3/storm/ | `^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^'
JRO wrote: > > Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7ulejq$mk5$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > > laffffffing....but but....what about a device to take care of the kids, > > cook dinner, feed the pets, domestic chores....oh i know....WHEELS SOLD > > SEPARATELY ;) > > > > Prudence *just browsing* > > Well... I reckon I'll have to talk to Stoner about that. > Maybe he can come up with something that will allow a true, > professional chatperson to do all that, keep their marriage > going, and prevent incipient electronic paranoia, at the same time. > > Hey, Stoner DOES have a device to keep husbands occupied. Here's > the option list: > > Hair: brunette, blonde, or aburn > Eyes: brown, green, or blue > Weight: 110, 120, 130, and 135 lbs. > Bust: 36 D (standard, but with many other selections to choose from) > Disposition: even, moderate, and compliant > Mood Code: rotary adjustable > > Satisfaction guaranteed. > > JRO hubba hubba -- (""""""")"""""":""""":""."""(""")"":"":"":""""."""| |"%%%%"/{{{|}}}.Storm : .: `.\ : : . : : : : .| | `%%% \ . H : .Wynndstorm@your/shoes.hotmail.com | |: %%':/\ H .: : :Remove your\shoes to reply : .| | .V_./\-'"""'-._ . :. : .:. /\: : . : . : : . | | homepage is http://www.angelfire.com/me3/storm/ | `^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^'
: Hey, Stoner DOES have a device to keep husbands occupied. Here's : the option list: : : Hair: brunette, blonde, or aburn : Eyes: brown, green, or blue : Weight: 110, 120, 130, and 135 lbs. : Bust: 36 D (standard, but with many other selections to choose from) : Disposition: even, moderate, and compliant : Mood Code: rotary adjustable : : Satisfaction guaranteed. I'll take two ! .. no three .. oh well - I'll take the LOT! CeeJay
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