Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE
On Tue, 19 Oct 1999, JRO wrote: > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "We got the shit you don't really need." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > ____ __\/___ ____ "HIYA FOLKS! HOW'S > \ \/) //\_____\ (\/ / EVERYBODY DOIN' OUT > \___/ /_(o)_(o)_\ \___/ THERE IN CYBERLAND?" > \ \ (/ ___ \) / / > \ \_____\ '\_/' /_____/ / > \ \/\ /\/ / > \______ \_/ ______/ > | . |_|| > | | > | . | jro > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "You can't LIVE without a 30gb hardrive." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > > __\/___ "STONER JOE HERE, WITH GOOD > //\_____\ NEWS AND GREAT DEALS FOR ALL > /_(o)_(o)_\ YOU CYBER-JUNKIES! WE'VE GOT IT > (/ ___ \) ALL, RIGHT DOWN HERE AT "STONER'S!" > __\ '\_/' /__ > / \/\ /\/ \ > / \_/ \ > / | . |_|| \ > \ | | / > \ | . | / jro > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now..." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > > "LET ME SHOW YOU OUR NEWEST DEVICE - > __\/___ AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOR ALL YOU CHATFREAKS > //\_____\ OUT THERE! IT'S THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER > /_(o)_(o)_\ ACCESSORY FOR YOU FOLKS "LIVING" ON > (/ ___ \) INTERNET RELAY CHAT! JUST LOOK AT THIS"... > __\ '\_/' /__ //\ > / \/\ /\/ \ /\ /\ > / \_/ \ / \/ > / | . |_|| / / > \ | |\ / > \ | . | \__/ jro > > > > > > > HERE YOU SEE MODELED THE FABULOUS, * NEW * > COMPUTER CHAIR DESIGNED * ESPECIALLY * FOR > YOU CHATFREAKS: THE "COMPU-POT-DISPENSER"! > > > \()))))() > (()_)_)_))) > (()))_ _()) > (((( o \o ()) ________ > (((( __ /)) |__soda__| > (()\__ /)) |()()()()| > __/\ /\_ |()()()()| > ___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies| > (___| | \_/ |_) |[][][][]| > |o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]| > | \ \ _/ _/ \|___________| > | \ \ |\ \ > _____ \_____\/\ __\_\/\ __________________jro____ > _/_\/ \\/ > (__/ \) > ) \________/ > \ | | | | > \_|__|_|__| > (___/_\___) jro > > > > > LOOK! OUR * GUEST CHATTER MODEL * HAS ALREADY > FOUND THE DISPENSER! NEVER AGAIN WILL SHE > HAVE TO DRAG HERSELF AWAY FROM HER CHAT CHANNEL > TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE PANGS OF HUNGER! SHE'LL > NEVER AGAIN FAINT FROM DEHYDRATION, UNABLE TO > TEAR HERSELF AWAY FROM HER OLD, BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR, > JUST TO GET A STUPID DRINK! THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER > PUTS HER ORGANIC NEEDS A MERE HAND'S REACH AWAY! SHE > WON'T EVER HAVE TO MISS AN IMPORTANT ENTRY ON HER > \()))))() FAVORITE CHAT CHANNEL, AGAIN!!! > (()_)_)_))) > (()))_ _()) > (((( o \o ()) ________ > (((( __ /)) |__soda__| > (()\__ /)) | ()()()| > __/\ /\_ |()()()()| > ___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies| > (___| | \_/ |_) |[] [][]| > |o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]| > | _ / / _/ _/ \___|________| > ||)|_/| | \ \_ > _____ \|_|__| __ \_\[_] __________________jro______ > _|\ \_ > (__/ \) > ) \________/ > \ | | | | > \_|__|_|__| > (___/_\___) > > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "Chat in comfort with the New Compu-Pot-Dispenser" * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > ~Chatpig~: -Cyberguy-: > { Hi! } { Hi! } > { Whatcha doin? } { Nothing. You? } > { Nothing. :) } { :) } > { This is great. } { Yes, it is. } > { IRC is my life. } { Mine, too. } > { I'm depressed. } { I know. Me, too. } > { :,( } { :,( } > __\/___ > //\_____\ > /_(o)_(o)_\ _ > (/ ___ \) // "IMPORTANT ENTRIES LIKE THESE!" > __\ '\_/' /__ //\ > / \/\ /\/ \ /\ /\ > / \_/ \ / \/ > / | . |_|| / / > \ | |\ / > \ | . | \__/ jro > > > > > > JUST LOOK AT THE RESTFUL EXPRESSION OUR > MODEL HAS! NOW SHE CAN RELIEVE HERSELF > IN COMPLETE COMFORT! SHE * KNOWS * SHE'LL > NEVER HAVE TO WASTE ANOTHER SECOND AWAY > FROM THE KEYBOARD TO DO THAT! AND SHE'LL > NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MESS BECAUSE SHE WAS > \()))))() UNABLE TO FORCE HERSELF TO GET UP AND TAKE > (()_)_)_))) CARE OF THOSE ANNOYING, BODILY FUNCTIONS! > (()))_ _()) > (((( - \- ()) ________ > (((( __ /)) |__soda__| > (()\__ /)) | ()()()| > __/\ /\_ |()()()()| > ___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies| > (___| | \_/ |_) |[] [][]| > |o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]| > | \ \ _/ _/ \|___________| > | \ \ |\ \ > ______ \___ \/\ __\_\/\ ______________________jro______ > _/_\/ \\/ > (__/ \) > ) \________/ > \ / / \ \ > _ _/__/____\__\_ ___ > <_\_ (___/_____/\___) ()__) > \/ > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "Free mIRC CD with every purchase." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > > "THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS! SO, IF YOU'RE AN IRC > ADDICT, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE MUST-HAVE > ACCESSORY ITEM YOU PROBABLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT! > THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO SUFFER IN AN OUTDATED, > BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR, WHICH LACKS THE REQUIREMENTS > YOU * NEED * ! GET A COMPU-POT-DISPENSER, TODAY!!! > AND IF YOU'RE NOT A BRAIN-DEAD CHATFREAK, BUT > KNOW OF ONE, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE HOT > __\/___ GIFT TO GIVE, ANYTIME OF THE YEAR!... > //\_____\ AND THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET IT, IS > /_(o)_(o)_\ AT"... > (/ ___ \) > __\ '\_/' /__ > / \/\ /\/ \ > / \_/ \ > / | . |_|| \ > \ | | / > \ | . | / jro > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > *"Supplying the needs of virtual people in a real world." * > *_________________________________________________________* > _ > // > //\ > __\/___ /\ /\ "STONER'S" COMPUTER STORE! > / \ / \/ HURRY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!" > / \ / / > (\_______/) / / > __/\_____/\_/ / > / \_______/ / > | | / > | | / > | | |/ > \ | | jro > > > > > > _________________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ * > * Computre Store * > * "We got the shit you don't really need." * > *_________________________________________________________* > > "THIS IS STONER JOE, REMINDING > YOU, THAT.... that... __((_ > That I've got something ((()))) > else to do." ((((((o( > ((((())_/ > (((())(_ > _\/____ ((())(((/\ > //\_____\ ((((((()\ \ > /_(o)_(o)_\ /((((((())\ \ > (/ ___ \) \((((((())/ / > __\ '\_/' /__ \ )____// / > / \/\ /\/ \ (_/ __\_)____ > / \_/ \ /( (|budwieser| > / | . |_|| \ /____| beer | > \ | | / | ||_________| > \ | . | / | | / / jro > > > endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend > endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend > > Jonathon R. Oglesbee > oglesbee@ > mail.fullnet.net > ROFL....how on earth do you think these up.....probably came to you when *you* had to leave an IRC to "take care of personal business". Love it! // .-`~\((/''-. .` / | \ `. *Geraldine Jones* . /0\ /0\ . we9...@victoria.tc.ca | `. /|\ .` | Happy Halloween \ . . / `. `^^^` .` `-._.|._.-`
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,5585e14168549538 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> Subject: Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE Date: 1999/10/19 Message-ID: <Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.991019192747.18923J-100000@vtn1> X-Deja-AN: 538257647 References: <380d1a3b@206.103.97.91> X-Sender: we993@vtn1 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII X-Complaints-To: new...@supernews.com Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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