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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 19 Oct 1999.
Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE

Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE

On Tue, 19 Oct 1999, JRO wrote:
>  _________________________________________________________
> *   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
> *  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
> *  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
> * __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
> */____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
> *                   Computre Store                        *
> *        "We got the shit you don't really need."         *
> *_________________________________________________________*
> 
>  ____          __\/___          ____  "HIYA FOLKS! HOW'S
>  \   \/)      //\_____\      (\/   / EVERYBODY DOIN' OUT
>   \___/      /_(o)_(o)_\      \___/  THERE IN CYBERLAND?"
>    \   \     (/  ___  \)     /   /
>     \   \_____\ '\_/' /_____/   /
>      \        \/\   /\/        /
>       \______    \_/    ______/
>              |    . |_||
>              |         |
>              |    .    |        jro
> 
> 
> 
>  _________________________________________________________
> *   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
> *  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
> *  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
> * __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
> */____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
> *                   Computre Store                        *
> *        "You can't LIVE without a 30gb hardrive."        *
> *_________________________________________________________*
> 
> 
> 
>               __\/___   "STONER JOE HERE, WITH GOOD
>              //\_____\   NEWS AND GREAT DEALS FOR ALL
>             /_(o)_(o)_\ YOU CYBER-JUNKIES! WE'VE GOT IT
>             (/  ___  \) ALL, RIGHT DOWN HERE AT "STONER'S!"
>            __\ '\_/' /__
>           /  \/\   /\/  \
>          /      \_/      \
>         /   |    . |_||   \
>         \   |         |   /
>          \  |    .    |  / jro
> 
> 
> 
>  _________________________________________________________
> *   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
> *  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
> *  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
> * __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
> */____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
> *                   Computre Store                        *
> *  "Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now..."   *
> *_________________________________________________________*
> 
> 
> 
>                    "LET ME SHOW YOU OUR NEWEST DEVICE -
>           __\/___  AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOR ALL YOU CHATFREAKS
>          //\_____\  OUT THERE! IT'S THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER
>         /_(o)_(o)_\ ACCESSORY FOR YOU FOLKS "LIVING" ON
>         (/  ___  \) INTERNET RELAY CHAT! JUST LOOK AT THIS"...
>        __\ '\_/' /__     //\
>       /  \/\   /\/  \   /\ /\
>      /      \_/      \ /  \/
>     /   |    . |_||   /  /
>     \   |         |\    /
>      \  |    .    | \__/ jro
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>              HERE YOU SEE MODELED THE FABULOUS, * NEW *
>              COMPUTER CHAIR DESIGNED * ESPECIALLY * FOR
>              YOU CHATFREAKS: THE "COMPU-POT-DISPENSER"!
> 
> 
>             \()))))()
>            (()_)_)_)))
>           (()))_  _())
>           (((( o \o ())   ________
>           ((((  __ /))   |__soda__|
>            (()\__ /))    |()()()()|
>             __/\ /\_     |()()()()|
>         ___/  \| |/ \__  |twinkies|
>        (___| | \_/   |_) |[][][][]|
>        |o= | |  \  \ ||__|[][][][]|
>        |   \ \ _/ _/ \|___________|
>        |    \ \    |\ \
>  _____ \_____\/\ __\_\/\ __________________jro____
>            _/_\/     \\/
>           (__/        \)
>            ) \________/
>            \  |  | |  |
>             \_|__|_|__|
>              (___/_\___) jro
> 
> 
> 
> 
>               LOOK! OUR * GUEST CHATTER MODEL * HAS ALREADY
>                FOUND THE DISPENSER! NEVER AGAIN WILL SHE
>              HAVE TO DRAG HERSELF AWAY FROM HER CHAT CHANNEL
>               TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE PANGS OF HUNGER! SHE'LL
>               NEVER AGAIN FAINT FROM DEHYDRATION, UNABLE TO
>           TEAR HERSELF AWAY FROM HER OLD, BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR,
>             JUST TO GET A STUPID DRINK! THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER
>            PUTS HER ORGANIC NEEDS A MERE HAND'S REACH AWAY! SHE
>              WON'T EVER HAVE TO MISS AN IMPORTANT ENTRY ON HER
>             \()))))()   FAVORITE CHAT CHANNEL, AGAIN!!!
>            (()_)_)_)))
>           (()))_  _())
>           (((( o \o ())   ________
>           ((((  __ /))   |__soda__|
>            (()\__ /))    |  ()()()|
>             __/\ /\_     |()()()()|
>         ___/  \| |/ \__  |twinkies|
>        (___| | \_/   |_) |[]  [][]|
>        |o= | |  \  \ ||__|[][][][]|
>        | _ / / _/ _/ \___|________|
>        ||)|_/|    | \ \_
>  _____ \|_|__|  __ \_\[_] __________________jro______
>            _|\       \_
>           (__/        \)
>            ) \________/
>            \  |  | |  |
>             \_|__|_|__|
>              (___/_\___)
> 
> 
> 
> 
>  _________________________________________________________
> *   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
> *  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
> *  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
> * __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
> */____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
> *                   Computre Store                        *
> *   "Chat in comfort with the New Compu-Pot-Dispenser"    *
> *_________________________________________________________*
> 
> 
>                ~Chatpig~:            -Cyberguy-:
>          {        Hi!         } {        Hi!         }
>          {    Whatcha doin?   } {   Nothing. You?    }
>          {     Nothing. :)    } {        :)          }
>          {   This is great.   } {     Yes, it is.    }
>          {   IRC is my life.  } {     Mine, too.     }
>          {   I'm depressed.   } {  I know. Me, too.  }
>          {       :,(          } {       :,(          }
>          __\/___
>         //\_____\
>        /_(o)_(o)_\        _
>        (/  ___  \)       // "IMPORTANT ENTRIES LIKE THESE!"
>       __\ '\_/' /__     //\
>      /  \/\   /\/  \   /\ /\
>     /      \_/      \ /  \/
>    /   |    . |_||   /  /
>    \   |         |\    /
>     \  |    .    | \__/ jro
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>                   JUST LOOK AT THE RESTFUL EXPRESSION OUR
>                   MODEL HAS! NOW SHE CAN RELIEVE HERSELF
>                   IN COMPLETE COMFORT! SHE * KNOWS * SHE'LL
>                   NEVER HAVE TO WASTE ANOTHER SECOND AWAY
>                   FROM THE KEYBOARD TO DO THAT! AND SHE'LL
>                      NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MESS BECAUSE SHE WAS
>             \()))))()  UNABLE TO FORCE HERSELF TO GET UP AND TAKE
>            (()_)_)_))) CARE OF THOSE ANNOYING, BODILY FUNCTIONS!
>           (()))_  _())
>           (((( - \- ())   ________
>           ((((  __ /))   |__soda__|
>            (()\__ /))    |  ()()()|
>             __/\ /\_     |()()()()|
>         ___/  \| |/ \__  |twinkies|
>        (___| | \_/   |_) |[]  [][]|
>        |o= | |  \  \ ||__|[][][][]|
>        |   \ \ _/ _/ \|___________|
>        |    \ \    |\ \
>  ______ \___ \/\ __\_\/\ ______________________jro______
>            _/_\/     \\/
>           (__/        \)
>            ) \________/
>            \ /  /  \  \
>       _    _/__/____\__\_    ___
>      <_\_ (___/_____/\___)  ()__)
>        \/
> 
> 
> 
>  _________________________________________________________
> *   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
> *  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
> *  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
> * __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
> */____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
> *                   Computre Store                        *
> *           "Free mIRC CD with every purchase."           *
> *_________________________________________________________*
> 
> 
>           "THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS! SO, IF YOU'RE AN IRC
>           ADDICT, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE MUST-HAVE
>            ACCESSORY ITEM YOU PROBABLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!
>           THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO SUFFER IN AN OUTDATED,
>          BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR, WHICH LACKS THE REQUIREMENTS
>            YOU * NEED * ! GET A COMPU-POT-DISPENSER, TODAY!!!
>             AND IF YOU'RE NOT A BRAIN-DEAD CHATFREAK, BUT
>            KNOW OF ONE, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE HOT
>               __\/___ GIFT TO GIVE, ANYTIME OF THE YEAR!...
>              //\_____\ AND THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET IT, IS
>             /_(o)_(o)_\ AT"...
>             (/  ___  \)
>            __\ '\_/' /__
>           /  \/\   /\/  \
>          /      \_/      \
>         /   |    . |_||   \
>         \   |         |   /
>          \  |    .    |  / jro
> 
> 
>  _________________________________________________________
> *   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
> *  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
> *  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
> * __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
> */____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
> *                   Computre Store                        *
> *"Supplying the needs of virtual people in a real world." *
> *_________________________________________________________*
>                                _
>                               //
>                              //\
>                __\/___      /\ /\ "STONER'S" COMPUTER STORE!
>               /       \    /  \/  HURRY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!"
>              /         \  /   /
>              (\_______/) /   /
>             __/\_____/\_/   /
>            /  \_______/    /
>           |  |            /
>           |  |           /
>           |  |         |/
>           \  |         |     jro
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>  _________________________________________________________
> *   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
> *  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
> *  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
> * __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
> */____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
> *                   Computre Store                        *
> *        "We got the shit you don't really need."         *
> *_________________________________________________________*
> 
>  "THIS IS STONER JOE, REMINDING
>      YOU, THAT.... that...     __((_
>    That I've got something    ((())))
>          else to do."        ((((((o(
>                             ((((())_/
>                             (((())(_
>         _\/____            ((())(((/\
>        //\_____\           ((((((()\ \
>       /_(o)_(o)_\         /((((((())\ \
>       (/  ___  \)         \((((((())/ /
>      __\ '\_/' /__         \ )____// /
>     /  \/\   /\/  \        (_/   __\_)____
>    /      \_/      \        /( (|budwieser|
>   /   |    . |_||   \      /____|  beer   |
>   \   |         |   /       |  ||_________|
>    \  |    .    |  /        |  | /  /       jro
> 
> 
> endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend
> endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend
> 
> Jonathon R. Oglesbee
> oglesbee@
>       mail.fullnet.net
> 

ROFL....how on earth do you think these up.....probably came to you when
*you* had to leave an IRC to "take care of personal business".  Love it!

             //
       .-`~\((/''-.  
     .` /    |   \ `.    *Geraldine Jones*
    .    /0\   /0\   .  we9...@victoria.tc.ca
    |  `.   /|\  .`  |    Happy Halloween
     \  .         .  /
      `.   `^^^`   .`
        `-._.|._.-` 

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Subject: Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE
Date: 1999/10/19
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