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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 20 Oct 1999.
Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE

Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE

Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7ulejq$mk5$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net...
> laffffffing....but but....what about a device to take care of the kids,
> cook dinner, feed the pets, domestic chores....oh i know....WHEELS SOLD
> SEPARATELY ;)
>
> Prudence *just browsing*

Well... I reckon I'll have to talk to Stoner about that.
Maybe he can come up with something that will allow a true,
professional chatperson to do all that, keep their marriage
going, and prevent incipient electronic paranoia, at the same time.


Hey, Stoner DOES have a device to keep husbands occupied. Here's
the option list:

Hair: brunette, blonde, or aburn
Eyes: brown, green, or blue
Weight: 110, 120, 130, and 135 lbs.
Bust: 36 D (standard, but with many other selections to choose from)
Disposition: even, moderate, and compliant
Mood Code: rotary adjustable

Satisfaction guaranteed.

JRO

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Subject: Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE
Date: 1999/10/20
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