Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE
From JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
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· 20 Oct 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7ulejq$mk5$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > laffffffing....but but....what about a device to take care of the kids, > cook dinner, feed the pets, domestic chores....oh i know....WHEELS SOLD > SEPARATELY ;) > > Prudence *just browsing* Well... I reckon I'll have to talk to Stoner about that. Maybe he can come up with something that will allow a true, professional chatperson to do all that, keep their marriage going, and prevent incipient electronic paranoia, at the same time. Hey, Stoner DOES have a device to keep husbands occupied. Here's the option list: Hair: brunette, blonde, or aburn Eyes: brown, green, or blue Weight: 110, 120, 130, and 135 lbs. Bust: 36 D (standard, but with many other selections to choose from) Disposition: even, moderate, and compliant Mood Code: rotary adjustable Satisfaction guaranteed. JRO
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