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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 19 Oct 1999.
STONER'S COMPUTER STORE

STONER'S COMPUTER STORE

 _________________________________________________________
*   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
*  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
*  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
* __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
*/____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
*                   Computre Store                        *
*        "We got the shit you don't really need."         *
*_________________________________________________________*

 ____          __\/___          ____  "HIYA FOLKS! HOW'S
 \   \/)      //\_____\      (\/   / EVERYBODY DOIN' OUT
  \___/      /_(o)_(o)_\      \___/  THERE IN CYBERLAND?"
   \   \     (/  ___  \)     /   /
    \   \_____\ '\_/' /_____/   /
     \        \/\   /\/        /
      \______    \_/    ______/
             |    . |_||
             |         |
             |    .    |        jro



 _________________________________________________________
*   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
*  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
*  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
* __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
*/____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
*                   Computre Store                        *
*        "You can't LIVE without a 30gb hardrive."        *
*_________________________________________________________*



              __\/___   "STONER JOE HERE, WITH GOOD
             //\_____\   NEWS AND GREAT DEALS FOR ALL
            /_(o)_(o)_\ YOU CYBER-JUNKIES! WE'VE GOT IT
            (/  ___  \) ALL, RIGHT DOWN HERE AT "STONER'S!"
           __\ '\_/' /__
          /  \/\   /\/  \
         /      \_/      \
        /   |    . |_||   \
        \   |         |   /
         \  |    .    |  / jro



 _________________________________________________________
*   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
*  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
*  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
* __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
*/____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
*                   Computre Store                        *
*  "Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now..."   *
*_________________________________________________________*



                   "LET ME SHOW YOU OUR NEWEST DEVICE -
          __\/___  AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOR ALL YOU CHATFREAKS
         //\_____\  OUT THERE! IT'S THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER
        /_(o)_(o)_\ ACCESSORY FOR YOU FOLKS "LIVING" ON
        (/  ___  \) INTERNET RELAY CHAT! JUST LOOK AT THIS"...
       __\ '\_/' /__     //\
      /  \/\   /\/  \   /\ /\
     /      \_/      \ /  \/
    /   |    . |_||   /  /
    \   |         |\    /
     \  |    .    | \__/ jro






             HERE YOU SEE MODELED THE FABULOUS, * NEW *
             COMPUTER CHAIR DESIGNED * ESPECIALLY * FOR
             YOU CHATFREAKS: THE "COMPU-POT-DISPENSER"!


            \()))))()
           (()_)_)_)))
          (()))_  _())
          (((( o \o ())   ________
          ((((  __ /))   |__soda__|
           (()\__ /))    |()()()()|
            __/\ /\_     |()()()()|
        ___/  \| |/ \__  |twinkies|
       (___| | \_/   |_) |[][][][]|
       |o= | |  \  \ ||__|[][][][]|
       |   \ \ _/ _/ \|___________|
       |    \ \    |\ \
 _____ \_____\/\ __\_\/\ __________________jro____
           _/_\/     \\/
          (__/        \)
           ) \________/
           \  |  | |  |
            \_|__|_|__|
             (___/_\___) jro




              LOOK! OUR * GUEST CHATTER MODEL * HAS ALREADY
               FOUND THE DISPENSER! NEVER AGAIN WILL SHE
             HAVE TO DRAG HERSELF AWAY FROM HER CHAT CHANNEL
              TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE PANGS OF HUNGER! SHE'LL
              NEVER AGAIN FAINT FROM DEHYDRATION, UNABLE TO
          TEAR HERSELF AWAY FROM HER OLD, BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR,
            JUST TO GET A STUPID DRINK! THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER
           PUTS HER ORGANIC NEEDS A MERE HAND'S REACH AWAY! SHE
             WON'T EVER HAVE TO MISS AN IMPORTANT ENTRY ON HER
            \()))))()   FAVORITE CHAT CHANNEL, AGAIN!!!
           (()_)_)_)))
          (()))_  _())
          (((( o \o ())   ________
          ((((  __ /))   |__soda__|
           (()\__ /))    |  ()()()|
            __/\ /\_     |()()()()|
        ___/  \| |/ \__  |twinkies|
       (___| | \_/   |_) |[]  [][]|
       |o= | |  \  \ ||__|[][][][]|
       | _ / / _/ _/ \___|________|
       ||)|_/|    | \ \_
 _____ \|_|__|  __ \_\[_] __________________jro______
           _|\       \_
          (__/        \)
           ) \________/
           \  |  | |  |
            \_|__|_|__|
             (___/_\___)




 _________________________________________________________
*   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
*  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
*  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
* __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
*/____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
*                   Computre Store                        *
*   "Chat in comfort with the New Compu-Pot-Dispenser"    *
*_________________________________________________________*


               ~Chatpig~:            -Cyberguy-:
         {        Hi!         } {        Hi!         }
         {    Whatcha doin?   } {   Nothing. You?    }
         {     Nothing. :)    } {        :)          }
         {   This is great.   } {     Yes, it is.    }
         {   IRC is my life.  } {     Mine, too.     }
         {   I'm depressed.   } {  I know. Me, too.  }
         {       :,(          } {       :,(          }
         __\/___
        //\_____\
       /_(o)_(o)_\        _
       (/  ___  \)       // "IMPORTANT ENTRIES LIKE THESE!"
      __\ '\_/' /__     //\
     /  \/\   /\/  \   /\ /\
    /      \_/      \ /  \/
   /   |    . |_||   /  /
   \   |         |\    /
    \  |    .    | \__/ jro





                  JUST LOOK AT THE RESTFUL EXPRESSION OUR
                  MODEL HAS! NOW SHE CAN RELIEVE HERSELF
                  IN COMPLETE COMFORT! SHE * KNOWS * SHE'LL
                  NEVER HAVE TO WASTE ANOTHER SECOND AWAY
                  FROM THE KEYBOARD TO DO THAT! AND SHE'LL
                     NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MESS BECAUSE SHE WAS
            \()))))()  UNABLE TO FORCE HERSELF TO GET UP AND TAKE
           (()_)_)_))) CARE OF THOSE ANNOYING, BODILY FUNCTIONS!
          (()))_  _())
          (((( - \- ())   ________
          ((((  __ /))   |__soda__|
           (()\__ /))    |  ()()()|
            __/\ /\_     |()()()()|
        ___/  \| |/ \__  |twinkies|
       (___| | \_/   |_) |[]  [][]|
       |o= | |  \  \ ||__|[][][][]|
       |   \ \ _/ _/ \|___________|
       |    \ \    |\ \
 ______ \___ \/\ __\_\/\ ______________________jro______
           _/_\/     \\/
          (__/        \)
           ) \________/
           \ /  /  \  \
      _    _/__/____\__\_    ___
     <_\_ (___/_____/\___)  ()__)
       \/



 _________________________________________________________
*   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
*  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
*  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
* __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
*/____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
*                   Computre Store                        *
*           "Free mIRC CD with every purchase."           *
*_________________________________________________________*


          "THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS! SO, IF YOU'RE AN IRC
          ADDICT, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE MUST-HAVE
           ACCESSORY ITEM YOU PROBABLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!
          THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO SUFFER IN AN OUTDATED,
         BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR, WHICH LACKS THE REQUIREMENTS
           YOU * NEED * ! GET A COMPU-POT-DISPENSER, TODAY!!!
            AND IF YOU'RE NOT A BRAIN-DEAD CHATFREAK, BUT
           KNOW OF ONE, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE HOT
              __\/___ GIFT TO GIVE, ANYTIME OF THE YEAR!...
             //\_____\ AND THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET IT, IS
            /_(o)_(o)_\ AT"...
            (/  ___  \)
           __\ '\_/' /__
          /  \/\   /\/  \
         /      \_/      \
        /   |    . |_||   \
        \   |         |   /
         \  |    .    |  / jro


 _________________________________________________________
*   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
*  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
*  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
* __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
*/____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
*                   Computre Store                        *
*"Supplying the needs of virtual people in a real world." *
*_________________________________________________________*
                               _
                              //
                             //\
               __\/___      /\ /\ "STONER'S" COMPUTER STORE!
              /       \    /  \/  HURRY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!"
             /         \  /   /
             (\_______/) /   /
            __/\_____/\_/   /
           /  \_______/    /
          |  |            /
          |  |           /
          |  |         |/
          \  |         |     jro





 _________________________________________________________
*   _____ _______ ______  __     __ ____  _____ _  _____  *
*  /  __//__  __// __  / /  \   / // __/ / __ /( )/  __/  *
*  \ (     / /  / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ (     *
* __) \   / /  / /_/ / / /  \ V //  __//  __/    __) \    *
*/____/  /_/  /_____/ /_/    \_//____//_/\_\    /____/    *
*                   Computre Store                        *
*        "We got the shit you don't really need."         *
*_________________________________________________________*

 "THIS IS STONER JOE, REMINDING
     YOU, THAT.... that...     __((_
   That I've got something    ((())))
         else to do."        ((((((o(
                            ((((())_/
                            (((())(_
        _\/____            ((())(((/\
       //\_____\           ((((((()\ \
      /_(o)_(o)_\         /((((((())\ \
      (/  ___  \)         \((((((())/ /
     __\ '\_/' /__         \ )____// /
    /  \/\   /\/  \        (_/   __\_)____
   /      \_/      \        /( (|budwieser|
  /   |    . |_||   \      /____|  beer   |
  \   |         |   /       |  ||_________|
   \  |    .    |  /        |  | /  /       jro


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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
      mail.fullnet.net

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