STONER'S COMPUTER STORE
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* Computre Store *
* "We got the shit you don't really need." *
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____ __\/___ ____ "HIYA FOLKS! HOW'S
\ \/) //\_____\ (\/ / EVERYBODY DOIN' OUT
\___/ /_(o)_(o)_\ \___/ THERE IN CYBERLAND?"
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* Computre Store *
* "You can't LIVE without a 30gb hardrive." *
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__\/___ "STONER JOE HERE, WITH GOOD
//\_____\ NEWS AND GREAT DEALS FOR ALL
/_(o)_(o)_\ YOU CYBER-JUNKIES! WE'VE GOT IT
(/ ___ \) ALL, RIGHT DOWN HERE AT "STONER'S!"
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* Computre Store *
* "Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now...Buy Now..." *
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"LET ME SHOW YOU OUR NEWEST DEVICE -
__\/___ AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOR ALL YOU CHATFREAKS
//\_____\ OUT THERE! IT'S THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER
/_(o)_(o)_\ ACCESSORY FOR YOU FOLKS "LIVING" ON
(/ ___ \) INTERNET RELAY CHAT! JUST LOOK AT THIS"...
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HERE YOU SEE MODELED THE FABULOUS, * NEW *
COMPUTER CHAIR DESIGNED * ESPECIALLY * FOR
YOU CHATFREAKS: THE "COMPU-POT-DISPENSER"!
\()))))()
(()_)_)_)))
(()))_ _())
(((( o \o ()) ________
(((( __ /)) |__soda__|
(()\__ /)) |()()()()|
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(___/_\___) jro
LOOK! OUR * GUEST CHATTER MODEL * HAS ALREADY
FOUND THE DISPENSER! NEVER AGAIN WILL SHE
HAVE TO DRAG HERSELF AWAY FROM HER CHAT CHANNEL
TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE PANGS OF HUNGER! SHE'LL
NEVER AGAIN FAINT FROM DEHYDRATION, UNABLE TO
TEAR HERSELF AWAY FROM HER OLD, BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR,
JUST TO GET A STUPID DRINK! THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER
PUTS HER ORGANIC NEEDS A MERE HAND'S REACH AWAY! SHE
WON'T EVER HAVE TO MISS AN IMPORTANT ENTRY ON HER
\()))))() FAVORITE CHAT CHANNEL, AGAIN!!!
(()_)_)_)))
(()))_ _())
(((( o \o ()) ________
(((( __ /)) |__soda__|
(()\__ /)) | ()()()|
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___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies|
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* Computre Store *
* "Chat in comfort with the New Compu-Pot-Dispenser" *
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~Chatpig~: -Cyberguy-:
{ Hi! } { Hi! }
{ Whatcha doin? } { Nothing. You? }
{ Nothing. :) } { :) }
{ This is great. } { Yes, it is. }
{ IRC is my life. } { Mine, too. }
{ I'm depressed. } { I know. Me, too. }
{ :,( } { :,( }
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/_(o)_(o)_\ _
(/ ___ \) // "IMPORTANT ENTRIES LIKE THESE!"
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JUST LOOK AT THE RESTFUL EXPRESSION OUR
MODEL HAS! NOW SHE CAN RELIEVE HERSELF
IN COMPLETE COMFORT! SHE * KNOWS * SHE'LL
NEVER HAVE TO WASTE ANOTHER SECOND AWAY
FROM THE KEYBOARD TO DO THAT! AND SHE'LL
NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MESS BECAUSE SHE WAS
\()))))() UNABLE TO FORCE HERSELF TO GET UP AND TAKE
(()_)_)_))) CARE OF THOSE ANNOYING, BODILY FUNCTIONS!
(()))_ _())
(((( - \- ()) ________
(((( __ /)) |__soda__|
(()\__ /)) | ()()()|
__/\ /\_ |()()()()|
___/ \| |/ \__ |twinkies|
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|o= | | \ \ ||__|[][][][]|
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______ \___ \/\ __\_\/\ ______________________jro______
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<_\_ (___/_____/\___) ()__)
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* _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ *
* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
* "Free mIRC CD with every purchase." *
*_________________________________________________________*
"THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS! SO, IF YOU'RE AN IRC
ADDICT, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE MUST-HAVE
ACCESSORY ITEM YOU PROBABLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!
THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO SUFFER IN AN OUTDATED,
BRAND X COMPUTER CHAIR, WHICH LACKS THE REQUIREMENTS
YOU * NEED * ! GET A COMPU-POT-DISPENSER, TODAY!!!
AND IF YOU'RE NOT A BRAIN-DEAD CHATFREAK, BUT
KNOW OF ONE, THE COMPU-POT-DISPENSER IS THE HOT
__\/___ GIFT TO GIVE, ANYTIME OF THE YEAR!...
//\_____\ AND THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET IT, IS
/_(o)_(o)_\ AT"...
(/ ___ \)
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* _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ *
* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
*"Supplying the needs of virtual people in a real world." *
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__\/___ /\ /\ "STONER'S" COMPUTER STORE!
/ \ / \/ HURRY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!"
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* _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ _ _____ *
* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ /( )/ __/ *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// )/ \ ( *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ __) \ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ /____/ *
* Computre Store *
* "We got the shit you don't really need." *
*_________________________________________________________*
"THIS IS STONER JOE, REMINDING
YOU, THAT.... that... __((_
That I've got something ((())))
else to do." ((((((o(
((((())_/
(((())(_
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//\_____\ ((((((()\ \
/_(o)_(o)_\ /((((((())\ \
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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