Re: STONER'S COMPUTER STORE
From Storm <Wyn...@hotmail.your.shoes.com>
· alt.ascii-art
· 21 Oct 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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JRO wrote: > > Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7ulejq$mk5$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > > laffffffing....but but....what about a device to take care of the kids, > > cook dinner, feed the pets, domestic chores....oh i know....WHEELS SOLD > > SEPARATELY ;) > > > > Prudence *just browsing* > > Well... I reckon I'll have to talk to Stoner about that. > Maybe he can come up with something that will allow a true, > professional chatperson to do all that, keep their marriage > going, and prevent incipient electronic paranoia, at the same time. > > Hey, Stoner DOES have a device to keep husbands occupied. Here's > the option list: > > Hair: brunette, blonde, or aburn > Eyes: brown, green, or blue > Weight: 110, 120, 130, and 135 lbs. > Bust: 36 D (standard, but with many other selections to choose from) > Disposition: even, moderate, and compliant > Mood Code: rotary adjustable > > Satisfaction guaranteed. > > JRO hubba hubba -- (""""""")"""""":""""":""."""(""")"":"":"":""""."""| |"%%%%"/{{{|}}}.Storm : .: `.\ : : . : : : : .| | `%%% \ . H : .Wynndstorm@your/shoes.hotmail.com | |: %%':/\ H .: : :Remove your\shoes to reply : .| | .V_./\-'"""'-._ . :. : .:. /\: : . : . : : . | | homepage is http://www.angelfire.com/me3/storm/ | `^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^'
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