Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Oct 1999.
No-Dog-Poop Sign
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· 8 messages · 30 Oct 1999 - 3 Nov 1999
Roy McCandless wrote: > > Hello, > > I just moved to CA - you may remember me. I used your various ascii > material to court my long-lost love. So now we are living happily in > CA, thanks to all of you. > > There is only one fly in the ointment, so to speak. > > Our various neighbors are big dog fanatics and, not wanting doggy-doo > in their own back yards, they bring their dogs to my driveway at > night. > > Having ruled out shotguns and things like that, I was wondering if you > could make me a universal no-dog-poop sign. Maybe a picture of a dog > doing his business (or just the product) with a circle and diagonal > line. > > I will enlarge the font and print on letter-sized paper. > > Thanks - sorry this is so tasteless. > > Roy McCandless > mcc...@flash.net NO SHIT PLEASE! .HHHHHHHH. .HHH"( ).dHHHH. .H" ) _.dF) "H. H" ( dF "H H _(.dF\)__ H H. (__dF\___)) H "H. .dF .H" "HHHHF HHH" ""HHHHHHHH""Krogg You may strip the credits if you print it. -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Hello, I just moved to CA - you may remember me. I used your various ascii material to court my long-lost love. So now we are living happily in CA, thanks to all of you. There is only one fly in the ointment, so to speak. Our various neighbors are big dog fanatics and, not wanting doggy-doo in their own back yards, they bring their dogs to my driveway at night. Having ruled out shotguns and things like that, I was wondering if you could make me a universal no-dog-poop sign. Maybe a picture of a dog doing his business (or just the product) with a circle and diagonal line. I will enlarge the font and print on letter-sized paper. Thanks - sorry this is so tasteless. Roy McCandless mcc...@flash.net
Roy McCandless wrote: >Hello, > >I just moved to CA - you may remember me. I used your various ascii >material to court my long-lost love. So now we are living happily in >CA, thanks to all of you. Yeah, I remember you. Welcome back, Roy. >There is only one fly in the ointment, so to speak. > >Our various neighbors are big dog fanatics and, not wanting doggy-doo >in their own back yards, they bring their dogs to my driveway at >night. Scary. >Having ruled out shotguns and things like that, I was wondering if you >could make me a universal no-dog-poop sign. Maybe a picture of a dog >doing his business (or just the product) with a circle and diagonal >line. Had to borrow Targon's Cocker Spaniel. >I will enlarge the font and print on letter-sized paper. I sure wanna see a picture of that No-Poop sign erected on your driveway (not necessarily the 1 below). >Thanks - sorry this is so tasteless. On the contrary, in some parts of the world dogpoop is "Haute Cuisine". _____ ______/ \______ ______/ \______ ___/ \___ ___/ _________ \___ __/ ______/ \___ \__ / ____/ / _ \ _/ ___/_ / / \___ \_ / _/'-, `---._ / / \_ \ / ______/(0} `, , ` , ) / / \_ \ / V ; ` , ` ( / / ,'~~~~~~`, \ | `.____,- ' (, ` , ) / / :`,-'""`. "; | | `-------._); , ` `, / / \;: )``: | / / ) ) ; ` ,, : / / `` : '; \ / / ( (`;: ; ` ;:\ / / ;;;, \ | / (: )``;:;;)`'`'`--./ / ____ _,-';;` | | | :` )`;)`)`' : / / ~~~~~ ~~~`--',.;;;| | | | `--;~~~~~ ` / /, " " "` ",, \ ;`` | | | | ( ; , / / ; `; ; | | | | (; ; ; ` / / ,` ` : | >< | | (; / / / ` ; ; : | | \ ;(_; ; : / /` ; ; ,,,""";} `; / >< \ \ : `; `; ` / /,;,'''' );;`); ; / >< >< \ | ;' :; ;/ / (;` :( ; , ; | >< | | |, `;; ,/ / `)`; `(; ` `; | (`\ | \ ; ;; ``: / `).:` \;, `. / _> )_ \ \_ ,-' ;`;;:;` / ;;'`;; `) )/ ,-' ,-. `; \ \_ ~~~,-`;`;," / ~~~~~ ,-' ; `""/ /"" \_ \___"""/"" / `""/"" `-" \ \_/ / ____/^^^ / \__ /__ ______/ __/ \___ \_________/ ___/ \___ ___/ \______ ______/ Targon (/) \______ ______/ \_____/ d o g g y : E D W I S N I E W S K I a k a T A R G O N -- P O O P : m i K -- _o /`-/ (___/| | |BP/miK /_ \| | __________________/7 \\-\\7____________ mic at dataweb dot nl
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Wow miK ! .. You've really taken poop to a new level!
Hi, We just got back from camping at the coast. This seems to be an excellent submission. Not as crude as I had feared (or hoped). I think I will color in the outline, so the reader will understand that the message is not "no dogs". Anyway. Thanks again. Roy mic@dataweb.BOUNCE_SPAM.nl (miK) wrote: >Roy McCandless wrote: > >>Hello, >> >>I just moved to CA - you may remember me. I used your various ascii >>material to court my long-lost love. So now we are living happily in >>CA, thanks to all of you. > >Yeah, I remember you. Welcome back, Roy. > >>There is only one fly in the ointment, so to speak. >> >>Our various neighbors are big dog fanatics and, not wanting doggy-doo >>in their own back yards, they bring their dogs to my driveway at >>night. > >Scary. > >>Having ruled out shotguns and things like that, I was wondering if you >>could make me a universal no-dog-poop sign. Maybe a picture of a dog >>doing his business (or just the product) with a circle and diagonal >>line. > >Had to borrow Targon's Cocker Spaniel. > >>I will enlarge the font and print on letter-sized paper. > >I sure wanna see a picture of that No-Poop sign erected on your driveway >(not necessarily the 1 below). > >>Thanks - sorry this is so tasteless. > >On the contrary, in some parts of the world dogpoop is "Haute Cuisine". > > > _____ > ______/ \______ > ______/ \______ > ___/ \___ > ___/ _________ \___ > __/ ______/ \___ \__ > / ____/ / _ \ > _/ ___/_ / / \___ \_ > / _/'-, `---._ / / \_ \ > / ______/(0} `, , ` , ) / / \_ \ > / V ; ` , ` ( / / ,'~~~~~~`, \ > | `.____,- ' (, ` , ) / / :`,-'""`. "; | > | `-------._); , ` `, / / \;: )``: | > / / ) ) ; ` ,, : / / `` : '; \ >/ / ( (`;: ; ` ;:\ / / ;;;, \ >| / (: )``;:;;)`'`'`--./ / ____ _,-';;` | >| | :` )`;)`)`' : / / ~~~~~ ~~~`--',.;;;| | >| | `--;~~~~~ ` / /, " " "` ",, \ ;`` | | >| | ( ; , / / ; `; ; | | >| | (; ; ; ` / / ,` ` : | >< >| | (; / / / ` ; ; : | >| \ ;(_; ; : / /` ; ; ,,,""";} `; / >< >\ \ : `; `; ` / /,;,'''' );;`); ; / >< >< > \ | ;' :; ;/ / (;` :( ; , ; | >< > | | |, `;; ,/ / `)`; `(; ` `; | (`\ > | \ ; ;; ``: / `).:` \;, `. / _> )_ > \ \_ ,-' ;`;;:;` / ;;'`;; `) )/ ,-' ,-. `; > \ \_ ~~~,-`;`;," / ~~~~~ ,-' ; `""/ /"" > \_ \___"""/"" / `""/"" `-" > \ \_/ / ____/^^^ / > \__ /__ ______/ __/ > \___ \_________/ ___/ > \___ ___/ > \______ ______/ > Targon (/) \______ ______/ > \_____/ > > >d o g g y : E D W I S N I E W S K I a k a T A R G O N -- P O O P : m i K
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: <snip> >| | (; ; ; ` / / ,` ` : | >< >| | (; / / / ` ; ; : | >| \ ;(_; ; : / /` ; ; ,,,""";} `; / >< >\ \ : `; `; ` / /,;,'''' );;`); ; / >< >< > \ | ;' :; ;/ / (;` :( ; , ; | >< > | | |, `;; ,/ / `)`; `(; ` `; | (`\ > | \ ; ;; ``: / `).:` \;, `. / _> )_ > \ \_ ,-' ;`;;:;` / ;;'`;; `) )/ ,-' ,-. `; > \ \_ ~~~,-`;`;," / ~~~~~ ,-' ; `""/ /"" > \_ \___"""/"" / `""/"" `-" > <snip> > >Wow miK ! .. You've really taken poop to a new level! > It's all a matter of a well-balanced diet and a good digestion. :)
Roy McCandless wrote: >Hi, > >We just got back from camping at the coast. This seems to be an >excellent submission. Not as crude as I had feared (or hoped). I think >I will color in the outline, so the reader will understand that the >message is not "no dogs". LOL "Coloring in the outline"... this calls for "alt.ascii-art.applied"! Anyway, I'm very curious about the effect the sign has on your neighbours and their dogs. :) Good luck! mic <snip> >> _____ >> ______/ \______ >> ______/ \______ >> ___/ \___ >> ___/ _________ \___ >> __/ ______/ \___ \__ >> / ____/ / _ \ >> _/ ___/_ / / \___ \_ >> / _/'-, `---._ / / \_ \ >> / ______/(0} `, , ` , ) / / \_ \ >> / V ; ` , ` ( / / ,'~~~~~~`, \ >> | `.____,- ' (, ` , ) / / :`,-'""`. "; | >> | `-------._); , ` `, / / \;: )``: | >> / / ) ) ; ` ,, : / / `` : '; \ >>/ / ( (`;: ; ` ;:\ / / ;;;, \ >>| / (: )``;:;;)`'`'`--./ / ____ _,-';;` | >>| | :` )`;)`)`' : / / ~~~~~ ~~~`--',.;;;| | >>| | `--;~~~~~ ` / /, " " "` ",, \ ;`` | | >>| | ( ; , / / ; `; ; | | >>| | (; ; ; ` / / ,` ` : | >< >>| | (; / / / ` ; ; : | >>| \ ;(_; ; : / /` ; ; ,,,""";} `; / >< >>\ \ : `; `; ` / /,;,'''' );;`); ; / >< >< >> \ | ;' :; ;/ / (;` :( ; , ; | >< >> | | |, `;; ,/ / `)`; `(; ` `; | (`\ >> | \ ; ;; ``: / `).:` \;, `. / _> )_ >> \ \_ ,-' ;`;;:;` / ;;'`;; `) )/ ,-' ,-. `; >> \ \_ ~~~,-`;`;," / ~~~~~ ,-' ; `""/ /"" >> \_ \___"""/"" / `""/"" `-" >> \ \_/ / ____/^^^ / >> \__ /__ ______/ __/ >> \___ \_________/ ___/ >> \___ ___/ >> \______ ______/ >> Targon (/) \______ ______/ >> \_____/ >> >> >>d o g g y : E D W I S N I E W S K I a k a T A R G O N -- P O O P : m i K > >
>Roy McCandless wrote: >>I was wondering if you >>could make me a universal no-dog-poop sign. Maybe a picture of a dog >>doing his business (or just the product) with a circle and diagonal >>line. mic@dataweb.BOUNCE_SPAM.nl (miK) wrote: >Had to borrow Targon's Cocker Spaniel. Well, I printed. Didn't need to enlarge. Just put it in landscape. I also put everything in bold. The circle is outlined with a red crayon, and the product in outlined in brown with light shading for the interior. Now, off to have it laminated, and I will staple to a piece of wood to hang on a tree branch. I hope my neighbors are sufficiently amused to comply. Ummm! Are you sure you folks want credit for this. Roy > > > _____ > ______/ \______ > ______/ \______ > ___/ \___ > ___/ _________ \___ > __/ ______/ \___ \__ > / ____/ / _ \ > _/ ___/_ / / \___ \_ > / _/'-, `---._ / / \_ \ > / ______/(0} `, , ` , ) / / \_ \ > / V ; ` , ` ( / / ,'~~~~~~`, \ > | `.____,- ' (, ` , ) / / :`,-'""`. "; | > | `-------._); , ` `, / / \;: )``: | > / / ) ) ; ` ,, : / / `` : '; \ >/ / ( (`;: ; ` ;:\ / / ;;;, \ >| / (: )``;:;;)`'`'`--./ / ____ _,-';;` | >| | :` )`;)`)`' : / / ~~~~~ ~~~`--',.;;;| | >| | `--;~~~~~ ` / /, " " "` ",, \ ;`` | | >| | ( ; , / / ; `; ; | | >| | (; ; ; ` / / ,` ` : | >< >| | (; / / / ` ; ; : | >| \ ;(_; ; : / /` ; ; ,,,""";} `; / >< >\ \ : `; `; ` / /,;,'''' );;`); ; / >< >< > \ | ;' :; ;/ / (;` :( ; , ; | >< > | | |, `;; ,/ / `)`; `(; ` `; | (`\ > | \ ; ;; ``: / `).:` \;, `. / _> )_ > \ \_ ,-' ;`;;:;` / ;;'`;; `) )/ ,-' ,-. `; > \ \_ ~~~,-`;`;," / ~~~~~ ,-' ; `""/ /"" > \_ \___"""/"" / `""/"" `-" > \ \_/ / ____/^^^ / > \__ /__ ______/ __/ > \___ \_________/ ___/ > \___ ___/ > \______ ______/ > Targon (/) \______ ______/ > \_____/ > > >d o g g y : E D W I S N I E W S K I a k a T A R G O N -- P O O P : m i K > >-- > _o > /`-/ > (___/| | >|BP/miK /_ \| | > __________________/7 \\-\\7____________ mic at dataweb dot nl >
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