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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 30 Oct 1999.
No-Dog-Poop Sign

No-Dog-Poop Sign

Hello,

I just moved to CA - you may remember me. I used your various ascii
material to court my long-lost love.  So now we are living happily in
CA, thanks to all of you.

There is only one fly in the ointment, so to speak.

Our various neighbors are big dog fanatics and, not wanting doggy-doo
in their own back yards, they bring their dogs to my driveway at
night.

Having ruled out shotguns and things like that, I was wondering if you
could make me a universal no-dog-poop sign.  Maybe a picture of a dog
doing his business (or just the product) with a circle and diagonal
line.

I will enlarge the font and print on letter-sized paper.

Thanks - sorry this is so tasteless.

Roy McCandless
mcc...@flash.net

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From: mcc...@flash.net (Roy McCandless)
Subject: No-Dog-Poop Sign
Date: 1999/10/30
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